r/Facepalm | THEY CRASHED

[@Hexlle]

“10 billion items delivered safely” *wait i thought it was 16*

[@gamergod9993]

Same xD

[@ilostmyoreo116]

I was trying to find this, it wouldve been 10 if the lock was closed

[@kaceydias]

Ilost myoreo Or would it have been eight?

[@verypotato6699]

A tradegy.

[@turbocoder0458]

I still think it is

[@tristepin2228]

As a person from Switzerland, yes, swiss knives does come from cheese. when the cheese is under fermentation in a sort of humid and cold basement, a knife grow inside the cheese, after the cheese is fermented, to extract the knife from the cheese we drill multiple holes to find it, because it doesn't grow all the time at the center of the cheese, that's why our cheese has a lot of holes. you're welcome for the fact.

[@devy_max]

thank you

[@kaimajak3791]

Lol

[@gforcemaster3885]

I had no idea!

[@thediamondgroup1839]

As a Swiss I can agree

[@brendanbush2174]

What a fact!

[@RomanSangemino]

I just thought of a palm tree with a face... I'm scared now.

[@Crevasse]

O H N O

[@trektroveee]

Roman Sangemino Pokemon-?

[@littlecrewmate1528]

You remember art attack

[@meowthtroplaysvideogames]

I have seen one before... twas cursed

[@Jumbatato]

Yooooo

[@infernoxx_08]

“aaaaaAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAA* “ “Tradegy- I mean tragedy” “This is the fastest speed IVE ever heard of” “This fish killed him! *laughs* this is not something to laugh about” “Is it gay to see?” “ITS CALLED GOOGLE” Just my favorite Jack quotes from this vid

[@Kin_fe]

I literally read the “This is the fastest speed IVE ever heard of” when he said it

[@cobraii7187]

The fish one reminded me of TF2’s Holy Mackerel

[@the_Dos__]

Timestamps?

[@abbycollins]

Jack outta context

[@henrysanecdotes5323]

Notification, go! Remind him of this comment!

[@Cheese-fp5bh]

“The sticky-ness, the absolute slimy feeling”-Jack. if you just listen to that part and nothing else of that sentence, it sounds wrong doesn’t it?

[@verypotato6699]

A very odd Dragon. I wonder why he relates stickiness with butter instead of slipperiness.

[@white-eyesbluedragon1767]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@NiqIce]

lol ur right

[@kingofflames738]

No, it sounds absolutely _perfect_

[@yoursonyes5998]

**insert Lenny face**

[@thequeenofpuns8454]

“Is Minecraft racist?” Subtitles: “Is Minecraft rice toast?”

[@EAZZEE]

yes, yes it is rice toast.

[@DeepfriedChips]

Is minecraft from rice toast it said

[@tierd_spaghetti0]

Minecraft is rice toast conformed.

[@muperduper404]

@꧁ AnnaBanana ꧂ its that the villagers that are peaceful are white, but the pillagers and others are gray

[@lavonnegreene8911]

I mean, is it

[@Goh._907]

"16 billion items were delivered safely and securely" X-doubt

[@sherriecharles4312]

Its 10 billion

[@penguinpenguinpenguin]

@@sherriecharles4312 the lock is a 6 idiot

[@kirby1781]

To be fair, with how it is designed, when it wasn't zoomed in (like the thumbnail at the time of this comment), it looks like a 0, not a 6 because the space is harder to see.

[@anon46]

@@penguinpenguinpenguin u saying jack is an idiot too? Because he said 10 bil

[@frelted6744]

the destroyer difference between saying something wrong and correcting something that's correct

[@bluezee333]

1:30 The facepalm is that they are protesting to re-open gyms by doing exercise outside saying that they don’t need gym’s.

[@ultraxisprime5152]

THANK YOU.

[@Gl-my8fw]

Excatly, but the lockdowns were still overkill.

[@ColourlessFlames]

@@Gl-my8fw seriously? Trying to stop a pandemic is overkill?

[@Gl-my8fw]

@@ColourlessFlames except it isnt half as severe as people pretend and lockdowns hurt people just as badly. I dont play those games either way though.

[@ColourlessFlames]

@@Gl-my8fw there is always a negative to everything. Don't do a lock down and people suffer. Do a lock down and people suffer. Just try not to get sick if you have to do stuff

[@ely_wannadie]

the reopening gyms one is dumb because theyre literally proving they dont need gyms to workout...

[@stuffzyxk1446]

R/Facepalm

[@wiiblii8584]

Ascended brain. wrinkles over hear

[@BranBronzebeard701]

When he said Come on bla blai Blair I got scared My name's Blair...

[@stuffzyxk1446]

@Eleanor Murray 91 (STUDENT) ik...I was saying it to the people

[@stuffzyxk1446]

@Eleanor Murray 91 (STUDENT) so congratulations, you played yourself

[@Notsuzpicious]

0:50 To be fair, they did say BOYS armchair.

[@constantTVstatic]

That's what I was thinking too lol

[@66xth]

oh i was thinking it said boys because like, "kinfine bois"

[@zeahsaur]

“Tradegy” -Emkay, 2020

[@RedDevil_of_The_Nine_Hells]

We must carry this further

[@Starlight_Collective]

"tragedy" (in CC) -The Video Editing Software's attempt to keep EmKay from being assaulted by comments (and for THAT ONE PERSON who doesn't know what CC stands for, it means closed captions (i was that person years ago lmfao)) enjoy the quotes lol

[@steffe8103]

Aurora Hitt brerhhhrre ekeerrr,rrr.r.rr.eefff.örh.th.gr

[@steffe8103]

Aurora .cr.ä.Se.s.scds.rc.cds,vrt,yref

[@steffe8103]

Aurora Hitt ,!s,s/s/s-"-"-""/":"::&:&

[@kwackmina4509]

EmKay: *says tradegy* everyone: get em boys! EmKay: no I meant tragedy please don't get mad. Everyone: nevermind!

[@Herobrine100x]

Everyone: too late

[@shubagoose2373]

@@Herobrine100x yes

[@dawnbelleini8036]

This situation is an absolute tradegy

[@thepyrogamer4490]

Tradegy

[@16R7]

He’s Jack

[@loosewire6718]

Everybody: Jack: “I love listening to that song ‘I Write Sins, Not Tradegy’ by Panic At The Discord”

[@artemis9799]

If this is a joke I don't get it,but if this is just a misptype I wanted to say it's disco not discord.

[@anoldradio]

gacha catXD that’s the point that jack mispronounced it

[@cinemation4515]

@@artemis9799 thanks for the r/woooosh post

[@valeforedark]

Tragedy?

[@wta1518]

valeforedark tradegy

[@Damien_Paxton]

12:41 Pronounces name then repeats paragraph saying “I’m not gonna dare attempt that name”.

[@sksdood7682]

It's not that hard tho

[@suffer.719]

r/facepalm

[@MythicMachina]

Before: "man this will be funny!" After: "what little soul and passion i had left for the human race has been tested once again. And i'm failing."

[@0RandomInternetGuy0]

I'm surprised you still have faith in humanity after this.

[@camix4843]

Lol

[@mrporbig]

rip jack whenever he was born-2020 "tradegy"

[@frog_that_screams]

his death was a tradegy

[@schindlerteejay94]

EmKay - “stop spamming Tradegy in the comments.” everyone in the Comments selection - “Well, yes, but actually no.”

[@youregoingtobrazil5820]

Such a tradegy

[@deathfurychoumain7019]

"sigh" such such tradegy

[@JayMick]

Hate you.

[@ltfreeborn]

Good guess, but actually no.

[@verypotato6699]

A tradegy

[@hUh--]

"Adopting kids that don't match your ethnicity or your spouses is racist." Me: "I don't think you know what racism is..."

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

Same about those "WhiteLivesMatter is racist but BlackLivesMatter s not" claims. The average _users_ of the two maybe, but the two tags themselves? It's racist to say that they differ in racism, literally.

[@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414]

Yea Rasism means to underprivilege a race or divide the races with their own things they are alowed to do

[@Enderia2]

It probably means you’re not racist, at least at that race.

[@Enderia2]

@@achtsekundenfurz7876 why do they do this anyway? just say AllLivesMatter… as long as they matter…

[@nevergonnagiveyouup1180]

Well there was a great analogy I found. Not that it matters but before I say it. I’d like to clarify I’m Asian If a bunch of people have potatoes and I say. I want potatoes and you say everyone wants potatoes and just move on. It does nothing to address the actual situation at hand. Just stating an obvious and ignoring the person who actually doesn’t have potatoes.

[@NotNicot]

14:10 Jack speaking in spanish just made my day

[@realitysmistake8430]

The mighty lord doge

[@imani134]

"Don't spam this in the comment" TRADEGY

[@ultraxisprime5152]

TOO LATE!

[@thepyrosharktf2]

TRADEGY

[@shoelace403]

TRADEGY

[@hans3000]

TRADEGY

[@aomine.8907]

TaGeDyU

[@Joemama-ip8di]

2:36 I think that the guy commenting is arguing about the butter that is in the popcorn bags.

[@sollyswolly1623]

Somehow this idea makes more and less sense now

[@benjaminallen7907]

Or melted butter

[@nathanzimmer859]

Hudson Orr dude it’s a joke

[@swahilimaster]

"People protest gym closure by proving they don't need a gym to work out"

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

You also don't really need hot water for showering, bed for sleeping or table for eating.

[@blableu4519]

@@alexeysaranchev6118 ...

[@blableu4519]

@@alexeysaranchev6118 That's really stupid because you're comparing a healthy activity VS primary needs. Plus , you don't need machines to workout . There are plenty of exercises you can do without them . A gym is useful but not mandatory to properly exercise.

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

@@blableu4519 Gym is not an essential need. You won't die neither your health will deplete without a gym. A buff guy might lose several kilos of exsessive muscles without gym, but a lack of a gym will not cause any health issues. Maybe I failed to deliver the irony in my original post, and you mistook it for a straight-faced statement.

[@intoxicated5321]

It's a real tradegy that everyone's gonna make fun of you now

[@celerycheesesalad9744]

I really wanna correct it to stradegy

[@codyjohnson6427]

@@celerycheesesalad9744 strategy

[@rezkin_kdt7034]

Yes what a tradegy

[@jvhunko]

DIC TEA mmmmmmmmmmmm REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING

[@celerycheesesalad9744]

Cody Johnson didn’t even realise damn thx

[@legoman5491]

"My names jack my voice is a little bit stuffy" My brain "it should be my voice is a little bit cracked"

[@Liggliluff]

(3:20) There's a community in Africa that gives their babies a temporary name based on the weekday's name. Then when they turn 6 or so, they get their real name. This name can therefore be based on their personality, and the child could have some input too. Or do it like Sweden; when you reach the age of 18, you have the legal rights to change your given name to any legal name you want, for free. If you want future changes, you'll have to pay a fee. This is a great system if you're not satisfied with the name your parents gave you.

[@ninxskii]

Trans people must be very happy with the fact they can change their name for free once they turn 18- ah- how i wish America was like that.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

@@ninxskii kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6KZfKOwbJt5fdU (I don't even live there but check the case of "talulah does the hoola from Hawaii" [or something like that] she made her legal name "k" independently of her birth certificate) The US has some wacky name rules (or lack of them)

[@superphatcakes]

America has literally everything like that under some sort of fee. Heaven forbid you prefer to legally go by another name without having to pay for it. I know there's reasons behind it, but maybe in the future things can be changed to something comparable to the Sweden example.

[@Liggliluff]

@@superphatcakes Changing name shouldn't be like changing a username. The fee is there to discourage name changing unless you really want to commit to it, and to pay for the resources. But you should still get that one free name change. You didn't pick your own name, after all.

[@wesselopdebeek6437]

Tradegy

[@plushyguy3000]

"That's a bloody tradegy oh god I meant tragedy, DON'T YOU DARE start spamming this in the bloody comment section!" EmKay May 31, 2020

[@jericowells1435]

Lol

[@captainfluffles9072]

tradegy

[@cattyrant9996]

tradegy

[@greghokanson2409]

TRADGEGY

[@yeeesnamesbeegboie7285]

Tragdegdy

[@ruslans2006]

1:28 Are we going to ignore the fact that they spelled table wrong?

[@jacklow9611]

Evidently, I guess. I did notice that, but they move too fast between segments for me to do anything, because it slipped my mind with the other , succeeding posts. Sorry.

[@jericowells1435]

Yes

[@theimperialguard3935]

Egg

[@jericowells1435]

@@theimperialguard3935 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕨𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕣

[@charliefinnmichael4770]

Okay, it took me a second to realize. So I might be a fucking idiot

[@goyalaaron]

Emkay: Tradegy, oh wait DON'T SPAM THAT IN THE COMMENTS. Should not have said that... SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT.

[@tuopi27]

"dont you dare start spamming that in the comment section" tradegy

[@naghi32]

Yeah, it's a tradegy ...

[@bluefox5331]

I no longer remember how to write the word. Help

[@thearc4841]

Hopefully another tradegy doesn't happen again.

[@tankmanled2874]

Tradegy

[@manperson6917]

Tradegy

[@akidmuhaimin6077]

"Tradegy" By: EmKay

[@illu-logoeditor]

trade j

[@thegod9539]

We have army attack Tradegy

[@mr.wiskers8163]

yes

[@Imaxe__l]

Tradegy

[@TheSwagNinja49]

**T R A D E G Y**

[@rosieposie4241]

My mum doesn’t have the Covid Safe App because “It Tracks where you go”

[@kwak3053]

Me E same

[@MandMs05]

I don't go outside because people on the streets can see where I am

[@alexs6746]

That’s......that’s literally the entire point...I have lost faith in humanity at this point

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

It would be funnier if she has an android because Google is waaaaaaaay ahead of here!

[@PsychicVoice209]

And it only works when you and the other person have your and the other persons phone on with the app open

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

"I have a great idea to show how badly we need the gyms reopened." "Oh yeah, what's the idea?" "Let's stage a protest and prove anyone can exercise anywhere! Even on the sidewalk outside of a court house!" "That's a great idea!" 🤦‍♀️

[@ThatLonelyGamer_]

9:45 i actually had a professor who was muted AND disabled comments on the lecture, so nobody could even tell her she was muted lol

[@dbseamz]

Grabs whiteboard Writes "UNMUTE" on whiteboard Holds whiteboard up to camera

[@thisisafakename2047]

she? ok

[@bokocop5725]

@@thisisafakename2047 you got a problem with female professors?

[@lunadragonliz]

@@thisisafakename2047 ???????

[@treybroome315]

“That’s a bloody Tradegy” - Jack 2020

[@asdraanimationl118]

I love when people quote things youtubers say

[@Iinemiida]

Cute..? Do you mean quote?

[@jacobcallahan3741]

@Ow my Bones BRUH

[@asdraanimationl118]

@@IinemiidaI had a sintax error moment.

[@thearc4841]

@Ow my Bones r/wooosh

[@addybishop308]

Lady cats that aren’t spayed go through “heat”, so yes. Cats get PMS of sorts.

[@flamgopp8011]

my cat does this she likes steak and she is black and furry a very cute little baby girl

[@swapmarioyt64]

When i heard lady cats i thought of that horrible movie i had to watch with my sister

[@addybishop308]

@Swap! MarioYT oh, my. O.o

[@PalladlaChouette]

But not being spayed is also unhealthy for a female cat(molly). Each time they go into heat, there’s an increased chance of ovarian cancer and other reproductive issues.

[@wesselopdebeek6437]

Tradegy

[@Lawsonomy1]

1:22 When I was going to graduate school I lived in a trailer. Some instabilities developed in the floor in the living room. I marked them off with tape so people would know where not to stand. The first thing anyone new did on coming to my place was to go and stand on the tape and say loudly "what is this?!" ... that tape spectacularly failed at its job.

[@foofy.friend]

12:06 I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm gonna use the whole speedometer.

[@iappeareverywhere6351]

Ues

[@krol6282]

You have reached the bruh number in the like amount

[@enderteimant]

Day 7 of asking Jack to say "Don't do crack, my name is Jack" in the intro *DISCLAIMER* If saying this will get you demonitized, Your wealth will be prioritized.

[@cya6109]

Why do I see this everywhere wtf is this meme

[@BuhBungus]

My name is jack and I sell crack

[@JayMick]

Ohhhhh just you wait buddy. Just you wait.

[@davisgc02]

9:57 What's with the weird placing of the comma in the number of views? "1,90,452"

[@savitasharma6110]

That is the Indian numerical system. The hundred thousandth is called lac/lakh and has its own comma.

[@Hacker-cw9lc]

@@savitasharma6110 0of its fake views

[@marcelohalealves3680]

I thought I was the only one to notice it

[@hUh--]

@@Hacker-cw9lc nope...

[@destinystriumph1573]

@@Hacker-cw9lc In order to actually be able to hack, you have to have some semblance of intelligence. I still wonder why you're called Hacker

[@blue_shift_1462]

"There is no knife defence. There is only knife survival." - Master Oogway

[@davidmorrish9110]

tradegy: when a plan to succeed fails horribly

[@actionjackson3522]

"Babies should name themselves." Ok, so we're supposed to wait until kids are old enough to speak, read, and write a name like Tyrannosaurus Rex?

[@jinayvora9704]

"Jackson"

[@PrimDidEverythingWrong]

“Poop”

[@ianmoseley9910]

Maybe issue their social security number at birth

[@Sip_Dhit]

@Dark Shadow Storm I mean anyone can legally change there name at some point in their life

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

I thought that method was replaced by the process that gave us Ag Ugg I'm Dying You Idiot Sinclair.

[@maxendermen]

Em kay - "DONT YOU START SPAMING THIS IN THE CHAT" Me - "this" Edit: People liked "this"

[@JayMick]

Hate y- okay no this is accepted.

[@kaceydias]

This in the chat

[@verypotato6699]

This in the chat

[@alexs6746]

Madlad

[@cartermartin3710]

Tradegy in the chat

[@VetyBurr]

10:38 this has the same energy as telling the waiter 'You too' when they say 'Have a nice meal'

[@thewinspear7325]

When you make a mistake about a word what a..... tradegy

[@nightlyneko3808]

Tradegy

[@isaacthecold3802]

Traggy

[@Beasearcher]

Tradegy

[@iexistsomehow4118]

its spelled Tradegy

[@reeversaulsvlogs4974]

@@iexistsomehow4118 R/whooosh

[@thecatdragon589]

When he searched can cats pms, I searched it too just to see what the result was. He didn’t lie. The first result is an article telling you to blame your cat for you pms

[@ZappyRXQ]

for a second i actually thought "tradegy" was a word

[@amoledzeppelin]

(tragedy + prodigy) / 2

[@leoperd3487]

Tradegy

[@timhocking529]

Traditional strategy. Tragic strategy. Trade that is edgey.

[@NLTops]

What's even funnier is that after he corrected himself he said "Don't start pspamming this in the comment section."

[@3starsburningbright]

I thought it was, too-

[@Vertraic]

5:40 Might be a reasonable question, just poorly phrased. They could seriously be curious about whether a brother/sister is closer genetically to you than your mother/father. Since you get 50% of your chromosomes from each parent, theoretically you could either have 100% the same chromosomes as your sibling, or 0%, or anywhere in between. So depending on random chance, on average they will be the same, while for any individual case, it is random which is closer to you. For the following post, I think they meant lyrics and music, rather than song an music. And indeed, there are cases where the lyrics do not fit the music at all. (I remember one song that had really upbeat happy music, while the lyrics were about death, loss, and pain. Did NOT fit.)

[@jihrexz666]

Oh shit

[@dontforgetyoursunscreen]

Dont forget mutations which will cause a slightly larger difference

[@elijahenes3899]

"Why is Spanish different in Brazil?" Me, a Brazilian who can barely speak Spanish: *hmmmmm yo no sé*

[@Nils_61]

there r more brazilian comments here than I expected

[@angycat4262]

@@Nils_61 mais um pra vc ;)

[@myleseberly7549]

I thought Brazilians speak Portuguese

[@mateusgomes2354]

mano esse aí foi foda viu

[@buckshotpride7531]

Que

[@Jayx2u]

0:00 10 billion, yes it totally says 10 billion not 16 billion.

[@finnpom7795]

@@user-hv3jm2ov7j yeah totally...

[@evdogg9186]

@@finnpom7795 yeah totally...

[@lazy_laisy3687]

@@evdogg9186 yeah totally

[@oofnisehere9028]

Alaia 's world of candy yeah totally

[@skrybls]

...yllatot haeY

[@wafflelord6335]

Jack: "Don't you dare spam that in the comments" The Comments: "How about I do, anyway?"

[@JayMick]

Hate you.

[@SEGASister]

What a tradegy!

[@SorrowIsSleepy]

this

[@evoyjonathan]

"Don't you dare start spamming this in the comment section below" Welcome to the Internet tradegy

[@paradoxwastaken]

i shall continue the lyrics: "have a look around"

[@ThatHBDude]

male person: **breathes** women: oH tHaTs GaY

[@Music7Ada]

IF HE BREATHES, HE’S A SIMP!

[@IuminaIyte]

synchrom, I don’t think women are the only people who call men gay...

[@kimisab2227]

HaMoN

[@Dustywaffles69]

synchrom just pull out me

[@white-eyesbluedragon1767]

@@kimisab2227 and Kermit purple

[@webvixdarklove7551]

I agree Emkay, that was such a tradegy.

[@Kerb444]

man so hurrible

[@rust7009]

kaiden coleman i cant believe it it was tebbirle

[@gigelbluebutton2178]

@@rust7009 Dam man that was sooo wong

[@OriginalAceXD]

The driver: " *Tis nothing but a scratch sir/ma'am* " The scratch: ...

[@dontforgetyoursunscreen]

3:26 you now have me convinced that we should have kids choose their names

[@calebshmanderson]

I feel like Jack does crack whenever he's doing a video.

[@virtualdumpster1458]

Crack Jack

[@MrMilky-ou7ph]

another one lost to drugs, truly is a bloody tradegy

[@sfsgaming7831]

That rhymes so it's true

[@DragonFury4250]

And that rhymes.

[@gluestickeater701]

“i’m jack, high on crack, welcome back! to emkay!” -jack, probably

[@hatsunem11ku]

Jack reminds me way to much of my brother lol. just hilarious.

[@JesusChrist-xn7qt]

the fact that God sent me here is a facepalm alone

[@Xm1le]

Lol

[@wattah9299]

You or Jesus Christ?

[@tylerb.3596]

Lol

[@retardthatdraws7545]

I guess your dad hates you

[@burrito9138]

i need some facts, why do i exist

[@m.guypirate6900]

I’m imagining baby bakugo naming himself lord explosion murder lol

[@dragonsncake9787]

OMG YES

[@ultraxisprime5152]

YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! You are CULTRED!

[@corneliaoxienstierna1439]

Nobody cares, actually

[@corneliaoxienstierna1439]

@Sargent_HIPPO yo if it was towards me, understandable. i had a bad day while writing previous comment i still want to stab something, just read the most depressing book of all time

[@notdestorm497]

@@corneliaoxienstierna1439 happens man. Hope u are doing ok now.

[@joaquinntshangase3299]

7:56 It ain’t over till the jack lady sings

[@agent_saiyan_yt]

Heeeellllooooo

[@Zoova]

Nice

[@Botboi47]

7:56 Best singing voice ever tbh

[@SorrowIsSleepy]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@najrenchelf2751]

Nobody: Jack: WHAT THE HELL’S A SWITZERLAND? That killed me, dude! 😂😂😂 Also, it’s the homeland of my family!

[@JulesIceRaver]

Nobody: WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS A SONIC

[@GalacticHero_]

Same for me

[@cherandshane2683]

A cow?

[@mr.mcmeatball]

Tradegy

[@loganfriend8018]

4:49 How rare! Someone admitting their mistake online!

[@kurojaecovers4364]

"Tradegy." -Jack, 2020 Sorry Jack. Couldn't resist.

[@ultraxisprime5152]

I am screen shoting this and using it every where he goes.😏 HEE HEE HEE!

[@kurojaecovers4364]

@@ultraxisprime5152 Oh dear god. 😂😂😂😂

[@salem1353]

Day 3 part 2 of asking Jack to say “Hi I’m Jack, I swear I’m not on crack.”

[@jonathonkissell443]

I approve of this message

[@justinsimpson1139]

I shall join this cult.

[@mahitoslawyer]

I'm on board with this

[@crimson4193]

His intro for r/makemesuffer

[@marshallhutzler5940]

"Begone with your logic fiend, I want to complain." Hilarious and an accurate description of today's society.

[@deadchannel294]

I remember one time I ordered something off of amazon and the 64 dollar shipping option was 2 days slower than the free option, in fact the free option was the fastest out of all of them

[@Lecommenter0987]

1:24 Wait till he realizes that tabel isn’t a word...

[@soapfilledpoptart]

wait hwat

[@pavellyfish5]

It's actually Indonesian (Yes, I am from Indonesia) for table

[@inmuyataz]

@@pavellyfish5 isn't in this one should be "table" which is "meja" in Indonesia not the 'tabel' one? Even tho it's the same in english

[@fogofwaroneverest240]

@@inmuyataz no, he meant table as in the ones in Microsoft Word and Excel.

[@Nohitdotexe]

Tradegy: when you successfully fail at something

[@SCP-469]

"I didn't lose, I merely failed to win." -George McClellan

[@Zdfzrfdsfj]

Trading tradegy

[@magalibarbetopaulino4016]

IDK why, But every time I see a EmKay video I think he's trying to sell me something and... ITS WORKING

[@ikerh5211]

Why are you making fun of someone else voice, u should just keep your stupid things to yourself smh

[@aliffkaltilted8538]

@@ikerh5211 Ok boomer

[@ruzzo9350]

Oq um Brasileiro faz por aqui?

[@Yuxs]

@@ikerh5211 are u replying to someone

[@3starsburningbright]

@@ikerh5211 *sigh...*

[@the4thsteve27]

4:38 To the second question: depends. Do you need large amounts of raw materials(eg stone), and do you build with blocks that don't drop anything without silk(like glass)

[@peytonjanes]

Silk touch can't be stacked onto mending

[@the4thsteve27]

@@peytonjanes yes, we know

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Was ninety nine dollars, now only ninety nine dollars" hmm yes, the ninety nine dollars here is made out of ninety nine dollars

[@the_creatures322]

No one: Jack: *sees 1 and and open lock that looks like a 6* ah 10!

[@whymypphard680]

I can tell you saw all the other comments saying this and you wanted to be different, but you just sound dumb

[@66xth]

@@whymypphard680 ^

[@saulgoodman9243]

I have 0 idea on what the hell this said. Can some one help?

[@YourOnlyHero]

Fellas is it gay to see? Waterboy: I see a lot of girls.......I see alot of guys too

[@Corvus__]

That would be bi. Gay is same only, straight is opposite only and bi is both same and opposite.

[@myleseberly7549]

@Xman "Yea. I was even seeing my mama and coach Clein at the same time."

[@YourOnlyHero]

@@myleseberly7549 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

[@MellenBerger]

no homo....but last night, I saw a guy on the street....a mild panic set in. but then I saw a girl aswell...so it all balanced out...

[@YourOnlyHero]

@@MellenBerger your name sounds like a very interesting dish

[@kingaxe15]

Every one: " don't do it" Me: "tradegy" Everyone: *sighs* really? Me: Y E S

[@seapop311]

"fellas is it gay to see?" yeah cuz then ur seeing other men and thats gay.

[@andreigabrieltrinidad5858]

Dud wtf

[@seapop311]

@@andreigabrieltrinidad5858 you fear the truth.

[@happynatsu8999]

@@andreigabrieltrinidad5858 YOU FEAR THE TRUTH

[@freeziboi3249]

Ain't never gonna catch me seeing my homies 😤

[@fdgaming9570]

fellas is it gay to look at ppl walking by

[@leefisher6366]

11:02 - I understand, Emkay. The feeling's gone, and you can't go on.

[@SpiritedSpy]

0:00 thats a 16 my dude

[@j.p.6932]

1:51 The hysterical part is Jack missed the irony of doing exercises that can be done at home in an attempt to say gyms are necessary.

[@Dokattak]

4:18 *is there* Me with my science brain: Burn this. All of you. Burn this. Idiots are not dying; Darwin is not here. . . We must rise and do everything ourselves.

[@maddenhz]

Missed opportunity to say “My name is jack, and my voice is wack”

[@sckribl]

He said: "10 billion items delivered safely and securely every single year." This is an facepalm inside of a facepalm.

[@Tetrik82]

Oh boy, I can't wait to see the absolute lack of comments of Jack saying "Tradegy"!

[@annialfthan7675]

2:20 Most people: field Jack: crop area

[@mariethelaw]

Maybe it's an Aussie thing *shrug*

[@annialfthan7675]

@@mariethelaw Maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@penggao7034]

Marie Law im 99 percent sure it’s not

[@theenlightenedgnome9835]

[insert generic comment about how Jack said tradegy]

[@twendos833]

@Ow my Bones Uh, I'm sorry bro, but that''s a hard r/woosh for you.

[@thearc4841]

[Insert generic reply while saying that was a tragedy.]

[@theenlightenedgnome9835]

@Ow my Bones so is your life

[@theenlightenedgnome9835]

@@twendos833 I think it was a joke, but im not sure

[@hUh--]

"HuMaNs ArEnT aNiMaLs SmArT gUy." "and by the looks of it...you, a human aren't smart enough to call anyone "Smart guy"..."

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

In fairness the AC DC Freddy Mercury guy might’ve just been a coincidence, he might’ve had two separates tattoos on the same arm that aren’t meant to be related, even though they look like they were meant to be.

[@ILikePi04]

This is what is called a “pro gamer move”... TrAdEgY!!!

[@JulesIceRaver]

Super Mario: the TrAdEgY 😂

[@CeCactus13]

From what I know, there is pretty much no point in having silk touch on a pickaxe with fortune on it. Besides, the game will not even accept that being a possibility unless you would use commands or mods.

[@medievaloriginal6427]

yeah just never add silk touch onto a fortune pick its the dumbest thing ever to do, so is breaking spawners, but it kinda sounds like they mean't another pick which would be a definite yes

[@hiddenguy67]

yea

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

It’s true, but silk touch has some uses. E.g. Digging up grass.

[@tedcross5362]

The driver in the first one must have just been like lmao, the record ends now

[@ranjanasharan4051]

Driver: I am about to end this company while career Ohhhh

[@alexthedolphin0939]

4:45 yes. It is necessary. Always have silk touch as main, and fortune 3 as secondary.

[@animeepstudios9110]

I had a really sweet pickaxe with Efficiency 5, Unbreaking 3 all the usual and silk touch, and I had a gold pickaxe with fortune 3 because that was the only one that had unfortunately.

[@Nils_61]

5:33 _me,as a brazilian,watching this:angry portuguese noises_

[@caledfwwlch]

The next time I see someone from any country asking if we speak spanish I'm gonna commit a hate crime.

[@CoolMint-xd6dx]

@@caledfwwlch a nosotros nos dicen mexicanos solo por hablar español We are called mexicans just because of speaking Spanish

[@lkapul]

Me as a Portuguese watching this........

[@gavinwittkop7980]

I like how they just show the governor of NJ. He opened the beach and he said he would only do it if there was vaccine for the "virus"

[@Oyasumi05]

Why'd you put quotes around the word virus?

[@ElvinHasBecameAWeeb]

John Doe ikr

[@gavinwittkop7980]

@@Oyasumi05 idk youtube took done of my other comments

[@saidoOLDacc]

2:51 "Game very bruh". Best quote of the decade.

[@ultraxisprime5152]

Please be my best friend, i need you and this community to survive the "GEN Z" stupidity.

[@jericowells1435]

Jack:let's write that down for a script one day I'll pay money to see a movie by this comedy legend

[@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922]

Technically he's right by saying no homo meaning not gay he is stating that it is not gay for him to sit in said comfortable chair

[@austinreed5805]

0:00 I think that’s supposed to be 16 billion.

[@milosobradovic5867]

I like how you don't center subreddit names at the start of the videos!

[@Jumbatato]

Yoooo wasup

[@Ishan.khanna]

R/woosh

[@ht.888zz]

@Mr. Khanna OMG GUYS HE HAS REDDIT HE DID THE FUNNY SUBREDDIT

[@caydenlaffey2019]

Watson’s Milk it’s a bit pointless when we are watching a reddit video, to complain about someone referencing reddit.

[@aliffkaltilted8538]

@@caydenlaffey2019 yeah...

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

My dog was resting on my bed, and when Jack started screaming/singing during the slavery post, my dog looked up and was staring at the TV lol