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@privcraft_5 жыл бұрын
This is just r/niceguys: medieval edition
@DonVigaDeFierro4 жыл бұрын
More like r/NiceGuysInAction.
@aelloner4 жыл бұрын
*Stares angrily*
@worldisfilledb4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe r/niceguys: medieval edition is r/whiteknighting Ooh
@doubleo25514 жыл бұрын
Most niceguys are white knights and vice versa.
@schmidteymcqueen13164 жыл бұрын
MILADY
@hazardous08876 жыл бұрын
A woman once scoffed at me and said "chivalry is dead". So I challenged her to a duel to see who is the most experienced in medieval sword etiquette ... Long story short, I am now holding her for a hefty ransom of gold coins.
@tiffanyblack57426 жыл бұрын
and then everyone slowly clapped
@hazardous08876 жыл бұрын
tiff 'okbwt' Are you here to pay off the wenches ransom?
@tiffanyblack57426 жыл бұрын
i'm here for a re-duel to pay off said wenches ransom and if you win i'm playing white female victim card
@hazardous08876 жыл бұрын
tiff 'okbwt' ... What?
@hazardous08876 жыл бұрын
fenrirdies Oh please, I wipe my ass to the thought of copper.
@Vladimir_47574 жыл бұрын
"The most intimate human contact you've received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm" is the great insult of all time
@AendM4 жыл бұрын
ye, have to admit this was pretty good lmao
@studio-cultist96224 жыл бұрын
I think he was projecting his own experience on to someone else
@bryanl.morrison5524 жыл бұрын
I wonder where he heard that one
@blueberryblues56444 жыл бұрын
Vladimir4757 The guy’s response was even harsher
@balladin92004 жыл бұрын
Pink DISCO Don’t get me wrong a warm toilet seat is fricking Noice asf.
@xenan78895 жыл бұрын
i love how these white knights and "nice guys'' are actually more sexist and authoritarian then the so called "bad guys"
@studio-cultist96224 жыл бұрын
I love how these white knights are the opposite of an actual white knight Cause you know lecherous they really are
@SkkyKiddx4 жыл бұрын
Well the bad guys they make up in their heads at least. The guy commenting about wanting to fuck the girl just trying to sell her dress was messed up.
@idealsurrealism95874 жыл бұрын
@@SkkyKiddx Yeah, no. It was obviously a joke.
@SkkyKiddx4 жыл бұрын
Nice enough Sexual harassement isn't a joke. That's the excuse in a lot of cases.
@idealsurrealism95874 жыл бұрын
@@SkkyKiddx saying "Would smash" is a joke, you just got to have the right sense of humor. It's fine if you don't have it tbh.
@jackkyle84144 жыл бұрын
I feel like ‘grabbing her by the brain’ is something you do in Mortal Kombat.
@RaccoonOnTimin3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@spongebobsquarepants84033 жыл бұрын
Do not molest the brain area or you will get registered for sexual offence
@SpringDavid3 жыл бұрын
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 ey how the job's goin? Mr.Krabs is paying well? I'm need of a job right now m9
@spongebobsquarepants84033 жыл бұрын
@@SpringDavid I'm basically a slave who can go away
@khomozhea52163 жыл бұрын
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 what did you do with the real spongebob, yoou damm plankton? go back with karen.
@francesatty70225 жыл бұрын
as a girl, watching these just teach me which men to avoid lmao
@thetechnocrat63885 жыл бұрын
Lol
@spookystela46615 жыл бұрын
Fuckin saaaaame
@JDela105 жыл бұрын
You're telling me? My ovaries are screaming NO, and I don't even HAVE OVARIES!
@krimverse59035 жыл бұрын
I could honestly say the same about nice girls, leg beards and the "I'm not like others girls XD" or "quirky" chicks.
@diego.savoie5 жыл бұрын
But why we simply make an effort to respect women a- yeah shitt I can’t do this it’s too bad😂 but yeah being a guy curve these guys
@gillymean4 жыл бұрын
The fanfare that plays when the whiteknight part is read kills me everytime
@micahwright59014 жыл бұрын
The voice is on point too.
@sadie_cat Жыл бұрын
Especially when it played back to back as the guy started talking again
@warl0rdavenger8204 жыл бұрын
That harmony on, "Is waaay creepier than groping your girlfriend" was sooo on point.
@SpringDavid3 жыл бұрын
I read your comment in the same way he sang that and we need him to read this like it
@gokuxsephiroth45053 жыл бұрын
Joke was on point too
@alvynnjethroevangelista97783 жыл бұрын
what did he say before that
@warl0rdavenger8203 жыл бұрын
@@SpringDavid agreed
@warl0rdavenger8203 жыл бұрын
@@gokuxsephiroth4505 definitely
@RianeBane6 жыл бұрын
The rest of the post was freakishly cringy, but "the most intimate contact you've received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm" is one of the best insults I've ever read
@LoverBoy-ks9qh6 жыл бұрын
RianeBane I’m gonna use that later cause I’m a lazy fucker that can’t make up his own insults
@lactosetheintolerant18126 жыл бұрын
Seriously tho if he just used that insult and nothing else it would decimate the first comment.
@CaptainSweatpants906 жыл бұрын
Quite honestly, that was probably the least cringy one of these whiteknight posts. Like yeah, still a bit cringy, I wouldn't bother even replying to that other guy, but I can get behind that dude. Because the "would smash" comment is WAY cringier to me, personally.
@johng90956 жыл бұрын
Don Korb youd smash tho
@Barryislarge6 жыл бұрын
Rip, this guy is from my home town. Vic Deals is a crazy place.
@LadyVLR4 жыл бұрын
"Shoutout to all men that won't allow women to pump their own gas." Saudi Arabia hears ya, bro!
@danielcuthbert9614 жыл бұрын
I'm a white Knight any questions?
@mrinfinity55574 жыл бұрын
@@danielcuthbert961 why the fuck do you think acting like these people is ok
@haydizzle134 жыл бұрын
I love your comment but I am unable to like it without ruining the pre-existing 420 likes
@LadyVLR4 жыл бұрын
@@haydizzle13 That's awesome, I didn't think/know that it would get this many likes!
@yellville4 жыл бұрын
Proud to be that 500th like
@The_Unrepentant_McClellanite4 жыл бұрын
"𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓮𝓮𝓴 𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻" - a hero among men. . .
@Sabatuar5 жыл бұрын
The irony of the whole white knight/knight in shining armor thing is that it essential means that the knight in question has never seen battle, and therefore has little worth as a knight. I think this can be indirectly applied to these guys too.
@texasred27025 жыл бұрын
Eh, they're just trying to laid. Give them a break.
@elise2055 жыл бұрын
@@texasred2702 Aha! I have found you! **Takes off mask to reveal Arizona Ranger** Prepare to face justice, outlaw!
@texasred27025 жыл бұрын
Lol, twenty men have tried to take me, twenty men have made a slip...
@elise2055 жыл бұрын
@@texasred2702 21 won't be me, I swear it. You. Me. Twenty past eleven. We finish this.
@donvalentino98225 жыл бұрын
Texas Red Tbh they are doing that...Badly but they’re trying... *As we all know the brain is the best way to...* I’m DONE
@KodieRussell6 жыл бұрын
I like how people who “respec wamen” really just treat them like 3 year olds who can’t do anything for themselves.
@vinegar...6 жыл бұрын
Kodie Russell R E S P E C C W O M E N
@christina.m6 жыл бұрын
PREACH
@lurkingposter6 жыл бұрын
Paternalism is still sexism.
@eggboi45176 жыл бұрын
Kodie Russell Respekt Wahmen
@emiliew55536 жыл бұрын
"A WOMAN WHO WILLINGLY BECAME A HOUSEWIFE BECAUSE SHE LIKES A PEACEFUL LIFE? UNTHINKABLE! I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS A CHOICE SHE MADE, IT'S SEXISM! BY GOD, *man in that woman's life* FIX THIS!!!"
@FortuitousOwl4 жыл бұрын
“Grab her by the brain” lol just like don’t grab women leave us alone
@yaboyed57794 жыл бұрын
Hannah Gs 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😩🤧👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 say for all them white knights and niceguys👏🏽👏🏽🤧
@FortuitousOwl4 жыл бұрын
Dalton speaks ?
@beezertwelvewashingbeard87034 жыл бұрын
@@yaboyed5779 You white knight? How's that working out for you?
@FortuitousOwl4 жыл бұрын
Miguel Sanchez did you know you can just like be nice to women without wanting to fuck them?
@FortuitousOwl4 жыл бұрын
Afrid zmn yes honey I know
@yani_bun70424 жыл бұрын
Sorrow: New record Sorrow: NEW RECORD Sorrow: *NeW rECoRd* Me: New alarm
@mintyalpaca6 жыл бұрын
Girl: I can defend myself, thanks tho White knight: YoU aRe AbSolUtlEy CorReCt mY lAdY
@buttshole57515 жыл бұрын
*MiLaDy
@Asidders5 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@Skaxarrat5 жыл бұрын
@John Verbasi She's not a girl she's a woman and you have to respect her. Respect her while I check my Internet Chick rep, please.
@dulio69195 жыл бұрын
@@Skaxarratr/whiteknights
@Skaxarrat5 жыл бұрын
@@dulio6919 r/woooosh
@Skipsjack5 жыл бұрын
The song Treat You Better is the white knight anthem
@Coronaria325 жыл бұрын
so true
@monroe75325 жыл бұрын
Jeremy S why not both?
@jeremys39515 жыл бұрын
@@monroe7532 i guess "white knights" and cucks belong in the same category.
@EarlyOwOwl5 жыл бұрын
and the niceguys anthem
@oldschool34245 жыл бұрын
And an incel anthem
@stagelinedpro5 жыл бұрын
Those medieval horns blaring is the best part
@silverrubymoon35743 жыл бұрын
It has me cracking up. XD
@fightfannerd20782 жыл бұрын
lol
@AuriofTheHooligans4 жыл бұрын
*White knight* They seem harmless, but with enough experiences around females of similar species, they may evolve into the *Nice guy* which is much more vicious, but it shares similar qualities to the White knight.
@screamindog87723 жыл бұрын
white knight is evolving! would you like to teach nice guy the move “fedora tip”?
@synthetic_creature2 жыл бұрын
@@screamindog8772 no
@gayjayy2 жыл бұрын
@@screamindog8772 I'm gonna smash the b button on that.
@geom3011 Жыл бұрын
@@screamindog8772 shoulda given it an everstone 🤦
@rafabuda06 жыл бұрын
"Grab her by the brain" So what do you mean here? Mind control? Indocrination?
@radiohead38526 жыл бұрын
Tear out the brain
@TornaitSuperBird6 жыл бұрын
Rafael Iasbeck Dalcol lobotomy.
@nix-houndwyvern58286 жыл бұрын
"Grab her by the brain" a message brought to you by Zombie Nation
@pokefan74466 жыл бұрын
Yeah. You grab someone by the breast and they’ll be slightly uncomfortable. Grab someone by the brain and they die. I’d think I’d rather just be groped.
@Mr._Sherwood6 жыл бұрын
I can't reach the brain. The hair will have to do.
@Jessie_Helms5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else catch that “treat you like a TRex” in the intro?
@rodrigoa.m35665 жыл бұрын
Yes
@xX_wiLLiam_Xx5 жыл бұрын
how does one treat a t.rex
@trihermawan95535 жыл бұрын
@@xX_wiLLiam_Xx wiped them off the planets?
@Displaynamenotavailable5 жыл бұрын
Justin Helms YES I had to rewind and make sure I wasn’t hallucinating lmao
@refusingtoconform5 жыл бұрын
I'm so damn happy that I wasn't the only one who heard it
@archerwarren49843 жыл бұрын
7:32 for the record, the context here is that he was defending her... From people trying to explain why taking selfies at concentration camps are a bad idea
@PassTheMarmalade19573 жыл бұрын
"FEAR NOT, FAIR LADY! I SHALL SHIELD YOU FROM REFLECTING ON YOUR ACTIONS SO THAT YOU MAY CONTINUE IN YOUR SELF-ABSORBED, TASTELESS GRACE!"
@gayjayy2 жыл бұрын
NO! No one can actually be like that! No one could actually take selfies at a concentration camp and no one could actually defend the other person. I refuse to believe it.
@danieldyson16602 жыл бұрын
@@gayjayy I went to a concentration camp as part of a school trip a fair few years ago. I’m afraid it happens. A couple of people were having a pic taken next to a wooden cart. They were swiftly informed said cart was used for moving dead bodies.
@gayjayy2 жыл бұрын
@@danieldyson1660 No. They can't be that fucking situationally dense!
@huckleberrysucks Жыл бұрын
@@danieldyson1660 WHAT THE FUCK
@captainjules60334 жыл бұрын
7:50 - niceguy VS. whiteknight The battle of the century. There are no winners.
@danielcuthbert9614 жыл бұрын
I identity as both
@void7354 жыл бұрын
No women Will be seen at The event however.
@rohanjeetdas57076 жыл бұрын
*I would respect her so hard.*
@kjempekul87846 жыл бұрын
😧😍😘😗😙😚😚😥😖😩😳 RESPECT HER SOOOO HARD 😍😙😚😘😗😶😫😥😧😩😖😳😳😳
@SpazzMatticusTheGreat6 жыл бұрын
Berghakker Playz What did you just type?
@Hobyosultana6 жыл бұрын
Respect her so fucking hard. Yeah...make her FEEL that respect.
@IvefoundthetruthonMay6 жыл бұрын
sp33dfreak No its Eminem
@anonhooman95816 жыл бұрын
respect me daddy~
@immortalsun5 жыл бұрын
4:03 “Never worn.” **wears it in picture**
@damoski2youtuberclashroyal7445 жыл бұрын
Typical white girl
@vdb0005 жыл бұрын
As in never worn out ....wearing it for a photo doesn’t count just like how in stores u try on clothes then put it back and someone els gets it ...doesn’t really make it “worn”
@devonsanders23855 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vdb0005 жыл бұрын
Mrs.Nickadeemus yeah no go back and read my comment if you’re not understanding
@randrebwar59395 жыл бұрын
Ayyylmaoo its a joke just please take the joke and go on
@JohnnnyGash5 жыл бұрын
The white Knight fanfare SLAYED me every time bro. There are some sad sad losers in the world.
@aelloner4 жыл бұрын
*Stares angrily*
@UnfamiliarEyes4 жыл бұрын
And I’m one of them. (And no, this doesn’t mean I prey on women)
@starringvincentprice4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, inside of a car at a gas station: Guy: hey babe, I filled up last time, do you mind doin it this time Girl, leaving the car to refill the gas: Yeah sure no problem. Guy: Thanks! Girl: I was actually grabbed a snack, did you want anything? Guy, raising his voice so she could hear him from the car: Yeah, can you grab me a coke! Random, creepily staring man: what a disgrace I can’t believe how men can get such beauties I mean how rude an pathetic is this if only she was my girl I would be such a gentleman for her I bet that guy is such a dick I would respect her so much
@aoki99526 жыл бұрын
who would win? _nice guys_ vs _white knights_
@lewisbirkett44286 жыл бұрын
smøl acc that's a fight I don't want to see
@sofficoto6 жыл бұрын
White knights would at least have a higher possibility of getting fucked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@babybear00676 жыл бұрын
*noice
@flissfloss9156 жыл бұрын
Loki i see you have alexander hamilton as your profile picture. this is making me *satisfied*
@sofficoto6 жыл бұрын
Fritz The Bisexual Hamilton Nerd and I absolutely adore your name! Also P!ATD as your profile pic is really nice :з
@bonniedonnell1486 жыл бұрын
They don't wear fedoras. They wear H E L M E T S. White Knighting - In Theaters 2018
@kyeemily82016 жыл бұрын
Bonnie Donnell tiocfaidh ar la
@bonniedonnell1486 жыл бұрын
our day will come 👌
@jakerockznoodles6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there will be plenty at the Oscars, anyway.
@trashboye12355 жыл бұрын
6:59 Imagine having to pump your own gas. This post was made by the New Jersey gang.
@skyofstorms4 жыл бұрын
*Oregon has entered the chat*
@David-es4pi4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a state government so tyrannical that regular consumers are banned from taking care of their own vehicle's regular maintenance.
@cereallol58564 жыл бұрын
Needle41 woo buddy chill out on the salt
@David-es4pi4 жыл бұрын
@@cereallol5856 I'm trying man... but it's hard to stop once you've started. I wasn't always this way
@idkman96964 жыл бұрын
Needle41 at least we have good bagels [this was brought to you by the New Jersey Gang]
@meager9925 жыл бұрын
I love how George Lopez is just a savage!
@sam-rs8wg5 жыл бұрын
Ok but benji had a pretty good line with “the most intimate human contact you’ve had is a toilet seat when it’s still warm”
@limazulu61925 жыл бұрын
No.
@deathserpent97475 жыл бұрын
Im gonna give credit where it's due. That was a nice burn
@whizwart15 жыл бұрын
Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile.
@puddles29675 жыл бұрын
@El Tio Benji got one good line in one overall terrible comment. Leo obliterated him in less time, and with the truth. Leo wins.
@homosexualitymydearwatson41095 жыл бұрын
whizwart1 Damn son, big burn
@aaron_swartz6 жыл бұрын
basically r/niceguys the prequel
@Hm-mn3ip5 жыл бұрын
Yess that
@popomomo125 жыл бұрын
hahhaa
@My.Name.Is.Chris.5 жыл бұрын
R/incels if the sequel to r/niceguys
@lannisterfilth5 жыл бұрын
*upgraded
@s8j7s715 жыл бұрын
UhhhAaron The unholy trinity
@relser1874 жыл бұрын
5:12 the words “pics of your dog” and the white knight trumpet are in sync and it is glorious and oddly satisfying, and I don’t find things “oDdLy SaTiSfYiNg” hardly ever.
@grumpyduck32252 жыл бұрын
the old outros like this one really make me feel happy and calm. thank you for years of content. i can personally say that ive watched all of your videos. keep your head up bro, we love you.
@cousarn6 жыл бұрын
White knights, nice guys, and incels. The holy trinity
@uncomfortablerat51516 жыл бұрын
Aaron Cousins wait wait arent incels like woman haters??
@ztrb08206 жыл бұрын
tealizard incels hate women who don't have sex with them
@UltimatelyProficient6 жыл бұрын
Marc you got white knights and nice guys mixed up broski, otherwise good comparisons
@reginaldbutcha48446 жыл бұрын
ultra instinct shaggy? that u???
@aelloner4 жыл бұрын
*Stares*
@Brickertown6 жыл бұрын
That orchestra that plays every time you use your voice makes this so much better
@matt10999999e6 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same, its fucking gold!
@nomoriplex6 жыл бұрын
He always knows what music to use
@vrrrmin6 жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment this myself. It's fucking hilarious.
@ryanford12676 жыл бұрын
No one knows they are talking to a god... *ignorance is bliss, afterall.*
@superpancake48726 жыл бұрын
Brickert
@jellyhappening1458 Жыл бұрын
Like how this ranges from "cringey but well meaning guys" to "actual sexual predators"
@Denver45704 жыл бұрын
Night in shining armour: Deflects any laser or any other energy weapons.
@spyjonsachurin21015 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: if a dude refers to gals as “females”, he most likely is desperate. Or there are States that do that. Weird...
@oil12524 жыл бұрын
These are not woman anymore these are masculinewoman
@user-73a4 жыл бұрын
Sure thing, feminazi.
@xojnowns15204 жыл бұрын
Like the incel term "femoids", it just sounds alien to the common folk. If you walk into a room all like "what's up my fellow females" I'm fairly certain people would think you're an alien trying to pass as a human...and terribly failing. It's formal, and dissociative. It's essentially the same as calling people "humans" casually. Nobody really does that and it's kinda weird. What I'm saying is when people talk using dissociative words like that people start to think that your lizard skin is showing if ya catch my cold.
@miles49394 жыл бұрын
@Cyrsclin finally someone fuckin gets it oh my lord props
@rushikeshpande87804 жыл бұрын
I mean I usually use male, female word. Is it weird? Should I stop it?
@justanormalalien47585 жыл бұрын
I think SorrowTV is underrated. He can do so much with his voice. It's honestly inspiring
@livelaughlyonne4 жыл бұрын
he’s actually overrated. (But in a good way)
@ghulam2374 жыл бұрын
He should voice act he has the talent
@dontaejones74194 жыл бұрын
@Leonard M RSlash has less subs (and had less subs when you posted your comment). Tf you mean? RSlash is alright and he posts every day. SorrowTV is incredible and doesn't post as often.
@terra_the_nightingale1354 жыл бұрын
Leonard M listen I’m a fan of both Rslash and Sorrow. Sorrow has a lot of talent with his voice, he does a variety of good content, he’s awesome, he also has more subs than Rslash. Also Rslash posts consistently, also tried to interact with his fans and seems nice. Both have good qualities and if you don’t like one, that’s fine but he hasn’t done anything to actually receive hate. His content is like many other reddit users, yes, and he gives his opinion on some of the stories like Sorrow.
@tobybrown89674 жыл бұрын
@Leonard M what's wrong with rslash lol
@DemiBirdDoes4 жыл бұрын
"What if you kid identifies as male?" As a trans boy can confirm. Girl power and empowering women are great, don't get me wrong, but helluva dysphoria childhood. Still so glad to be raised by my mom to appreciate women and the feminine but damn if it didn't feel *awkward af*
@Farvadude4 жыл бұрын
you will never have a Y chromosome or understand even a fraction of what it's like to be a man just as no real man will ever understand what it's like to actually be a woman. no amount of surgery, chemicals, denial, or sycophancy can change the genetic data inside the nucleus of every single cell in your entire body. it is the Y chromosome's presence or absence that determines one's gender regardless of the configuration of one's body or genitalia. everything else is just imaginary.
@sdhn2a3074 жыл бұрын
@@Farvadude Chill out, man. Does it really matter to you how an internet stranger identifies? Also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome
@neuroatypicalkirby24 жыл бұрын
@@Farvadude "you will never understand even a fraction of what it's like to be a man" so the thing is.. i know it's a lot to take in but testosterone actually does make you look like a man. and looking like a man means people treat you like a man, so newsflash, a trans man does know what it's like to be a man.
@excessiveclownery43754 жыл бұрын
Farvadude ok boomer
@Vitorruy14 жыл бұрын
The whole girlpower thing feels so condensenting. It's like when they say to a disabled kid they have the power to do anything they want or whatever.
@bigslappy8233 жыл бұрын
Benji's warm toilet seat insult was enough to redeem him in my eyes.
@CBlue-nz7dn6 жыл бұрын
excuse me did you say "treat her like a t rex"
@Ribbons0121R1216 жыл бұрын
"taken by the t-rex full reading" by MarshallDoesStuff
@dontvoreme86496 жыл бұрын
Ribbons0121 R121 hey I heard about that....don't ask how
@chi-ut4sw6 жыл бұрын
Sign me the fuck up
@Phlebas6 жыл бұрын
When I'm with a woman, I try to stay perfectly still. They can't see very well, but I hear they can sense motion.
@XxZigiixX6 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes he did.
@joshuah22345 жыл бұрын
I think there's something distinctly toxic about this behavior that's antithetical to the "nice guy" mentality. The idea that my girlfriend "is way out of my league" is stupid and would really sell myself short. I don't want a girl that wouldn't treat me as an equal, and I wouldn't treat her different than I would others. To put so little value in my own time or effort would be (kind of) pathetic: The thinking behind all this isn't "putting women ahead of men" so much as it is men just devaluing themselves to the point of romanticizing groveling. It's a strange, subservient behavior that needs to stop because it creates a power dynamic that would naturally lead to an abusive relationship.
@shadowcultist5 жыл бұрын
A lot of these guys just turn angry and abusive when they get the ego boost of having a girlfriend. They still view women as some pathetic beings that need protecting and who apparently cannot pump their own gas. It's the same crap repackaged
@picax83985 жыл бұрын
If your girlfriend is "out of your league"... What makes these weirdos think she'll leave you for them lol
@PrinzPassionsfrucht5 жыл бұрын
@@picax8398 IKR, also what do they expect their girlfriends to do after they've figured out that their boyfriend is:" not in their leauge"? "Oh hey, I've just realised that I can and should get way better guys like you sooooooo byyyee?" This is not how this works!
@Wendyelise4205 жыл бұрын
Agree with op completely. I think the idea of being in leagues is stupid, judgemental and not real. Or wouldn't be real if people didn't give it so much validation. A conventialy attractive person is no better than someone who isn't considered attractive (by most people)
@idkperson87314 жыл бұрын
Ok
@xxgimpl0rdxx224 жыл бұрын
"I'm not fat" -someone who's probably fat
@ObligatoryBook4 жыл бұрын
If you have to tell people you aren’t fat...
@blondebimbowannabe3 жыл бұрын
Ugh nickocado avocado just came to mind as l read that
@fryingpanda91034 жыл бұрын
Since sorrow uses the same voice for every white night, I like to think this is all the same person
@typeNtardis5 жыл бұрын
Someday we'll be able to harness cringe to create electricity and that dude who was fantasizing about the ISIS sex slave is going to replace nuclear power
@AlabamaBoiz5 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hawks bad for the environment, definitely not clean energy
@maxwaine845 жыл бұрын
@@AlabamaBoiz true
@rosedragon34985 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@AmyAberrant5 жыл бұрын
Or be in prison
@Killzoneguy1175 жыл бұрын
Yeah, holy fuck. The sheer tastelessness of that is so much, scientists posit that it may be the first recorded incidence of Absolute Zero taste.
@JangoMango56 жыл бұрын
Oh? Your Nice Guy is evolving.
@kaigorgichuk94636 жыл бұрын
Jordan Ang Do do Do do Do do Do dooooo
@MysLooni6 жыл бұрын
Dum dum dum, da da da da da! You're Nice Guy has evolved into a White Knight!
@coldstone5256 жыл бұрын
I wonder how long until it turns into a full-blown Neckbeard of the Round Table
@jordana9346 жыл бұрын
coldstone525 incel is the mega-evolution
@millerh45006 жыл бұрын
Sorry, to get that evolution you're going to need a whiskey stone.
@thetea40932 жыл бұрын
4:31 to be fair… it is super creepy to say that when she’s just trying to sell a dress.
@grawlixTV2 жыл бұрын
Yeah a couple of these felt off coming back to
@emilybarclay8831 Жыл бұрын
I mean the guy posting that comment was a creep but Benji is so clearly begging for female validation to get laid. I can guarantee he doesn’t actually give a shit about the girl he just wants her to think he’s one of the ‘good ones’
@wyrmoffastring5 жыл бұрын
That gas station story is hilarious tho, my mother won't let ANYONE touch her car, not even to pump gas, I once parked one spot away from her car and she came down to make sure I didn't accidentaly scrape her car like jesus, mom, chill.
@danielcuthbert9614 жыл бұрын
I'm a white Knight. We don't always do nice things for sex. Sometimes we just want attention. Like most guys
@yourmum69_4203 жыл бұрын
what car is it?
@royalblanket3 жыл бұрын
@@danielcuthbert961 You're either a troll, a dumbass, or both
@LightestKing3 жыл бұрын
everytime I watch this video I always think "bruh what if the guy in the car was the woman's son or something?" literally so many possibilities but mainly when the fuck does the passenger of a car pump the gas? The driver usually does it because they're using the gas and they're paying for it. Imagine you give your friend your card to pump your gas when you were only gonna get a few gallons and they fill the tank with it.
@lampini6 жыл бұрын
You know that the second these guys get turned down they immediately turn from r/whiteknight to r/niceguys
@MeidoInHebun6 жыл бұрын
And after a few years of this they become r/incels
@lampini6 жыл бұрын
It just works omg yes XD
@justanotherchannelwithauno75805 жыл бұрын
@@lampini .
@charonsferryold5 жыл бұрын
Which leads straight to the recently banned r/milliondollarextreme.
@jeremylamarre59795 жыл бұрын
Then the femimans go to r/nicrgirls
@samb65386 жыл бұрын
basically r/niceguys but without the shitstorm when they say no
@okeithrae14836 жыл бұрын
Sam B and the fact that nice guys hate women whereas white knights hate men but yeah you’ve got it right.
@jayzenitram96216 жыл бұрын
White knights are slightly more pathetic. At least a "nice guy" will curse at the bitch afterwards. A white knight just goes home and cries.
@krystawisner60436 жыл бұрын
Jay Zenitram well i think i nice guy will curse at a girl after she says no AND go home and cry what a bargain
@romantic_hippie6 жыл бұрын
Sam B can you believe that one guy turned down sex! She was dtf!!!!
@koji67456 жыл бұрын
Jay Zenitram And this right here is why white knights at least have a chance
@dorangauthier6685 жыл бұрын
8:50 DID MY GUY REALLY JUST PASS THAT UP *I want to die*
@hairmann90884 жыл бұрын
"Grab her by the brain" *dio intensifies *
@gorg61512 жыл бұрын
Medieval European doctors did this and ended up killing people, fun!
@sciuresci14036 жыл бұрын
White knights are the ancestor species of incels. And the link between the two are nice guys.
@keegan1120996 жыл бұрын
sciure sci Its an interesting science indeed
@RazHafeez6 жыл бұрын
Wait...this isn’t a Runescape guide...
@joxvur00886 жыл бұрын
Raheel Hafeez People do that? I haven’t played Runescape in a long time, so could you fill me in?
@LaTortuePGM6 жыл бұрын
*_d i s a p p o i n t e d ._*
@DylanKarbo6 жыл бұрын
people do it for quests, and leveling, and other stuff. still popular, as of posting, 100 thousand people are playing.
@commenter306 жыл бұрын
Raheel Hafeez oops
@cactussmitho98756 жыл бұрын
Are you sure?
@taylordear94584 жыл бұрын
Okay so I was watching this with a mild interest, not entirely impressed. Then, all of a sudden it came to the George Lopez tweet, your impression the theme song started playing and I lost my shit. Bravo.
@danielcuthbert9614 жыл бұрын
I'm a white Knight any questions
@FEEAR10004 жыл бұрын
The voices and background music gets me every time especially when he does creepy voices for the creeps
@gravureace55456 жыл бұрын
pretty sure grabbing someone by the brain is a mortal kombat fatality and should not be promoted to the general public.
@rarebeeph17836 жыл бұрын
females of all ages grab them by the brain
@ShermTank72725 жыл бұрын
GET OVER HERE
@unoriginalname44264 жыл бұрын
4:34 say what you want about the comment itself, but that is a pretty spicy insult
@stream28reasons6 жыл бұрын
D o Y o u H A v e A bF ?
@jacintovski6 жыл бұрын
I identify myself as a heterossexual man so no.
@ninarozenrad6 жыл бұрын
*gasp* Child of Light
@masacuf61056 жыл бұрын
*I haVe BOyfRiENd*
@citizenvulpes45625 жыл бұрын
Him: I want pics Her: of what ;) Him: Spiderman
@b-zar89125 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes. 😂
@VesperLilly5 жыл бұрын
Lol, took me a few seconds to get it
@poisondamage21825 жыл бұрын
You're fired!
@seearyari5 жыл бұрын
ITs AcTuAlLy SpIDER-Man
@Seldoona5 жыл бұрын
JJ NO
@MoistMumble5 жыл бұрын
The fanfare restarting at the beginning of every statement had me in stitches
@thedje44074 жыл бұрын
The sound effect every time one appears is the best
@TheBakingSeal6 жыл бұрын
Nice guys and white knights - two very different clans who fight for the same goal
@xlr84426 жыл бұрын
While these two clans may seem different, they truly share the same ideals! It is beutiful to watch different groups come together to reach their goals. And there is no better quest than theirs: Respecting Women!!! until it becomes inconvenient
@anethosbeyond93006 жыл бұрын
TheBakingSeal those weren't even white knights...
@Silverwind876 жыл бұрын
At least white knights never break their rule of respecting women.
@anethosbeyond93006 жыл бұрын
Albert Nave respecting women doesn't mean sucking up to them
@Silverwind876 жыл бұрын
The Australian Aristocrat What I mean is they don't call a girl a slut when she rejects them. They really are allies, just annoying ones.
@GeekyFanatic6 жыл бұрын
"Never worn." *uploads picture of her wearing it*
@cactussenpai96256 жыл бұрын
Geeky Fanatic yeah. I was just gonna comment this. Why tf is no one talking about that?
@GeekyFanatic6 жыл бұрын
Kat Ikr? I was shocked and almost appalled that no one did it before me. Sorry for beating you to it, btw lmao. 😂😂
@frog57996 жыл бұрын
i think she means never worn out, into the public?
@gc0re1126 жыл бұрын
tyjo "into the public"
@shreccc93266 жыл бұрын
tyjo (edited)
@tomtinakiyama99495 жыл бұрын
We need more black knights to put a stop to this madness.
@ALJ90002 жыл бұрын
*appears* Hello
@soldiaz7261 Жыл бұрын
"i'll bite your legs off!"
@tomtinakiyama9949 Жыл бұрын
@@soldiaz7261 🤣
@aaronreeve141411 ай бұрын
I try to do that and then people start reeeing about misogyny and stuff.
@lovebirddraws84754 жыл бұрын
alternate title: r/simps
@serenepogi4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say, that subreddit iant about simps you know about.
@parkchimmin79135 жыл бұрын
“The most intimate human contact you’ve ever received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm” OOF
@ekki19934 жыл бұрын
He probably learned it from personal experience.
@ghulam2374 жыл бұрын
@H M and he probably licked it
@dx.feelgood58254 жыл бұрын
Goddammit Mystic Messenger just follows me everywhere
@Kado_Tornado4 жыл бұрын
I do like that warmth though. Underrated
@Beans-wr3hu4 жыл бұрын
Yeah for some reason that’s so funny to me
@lukess.s6 жыл бұрын
I seriously want "Oh shit, Leo knows what's up" to become a meme.
@supahman98626 жыл бұрын
Do it yourself! I mean like...nobody else is gonna do it.
@maddy-jd7qi6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit. Luke knows what's up
@jayzenitram96216 жыл бұрын
On a related note: Leo's burn was epic. Legend has it that guy is still rubbing cream on that burn.
@dereksteele69246 жыл бұрын
Luke S Yup.
@TheSidewaystm6 жыл бұрын
*Meme* it and *hashtag* it.
@unclejimbob42069real4 жыл бұрын
If you see someone sexually abusing another person, don’t say, “Hey, stop that.” Beat the sexual abuser’s ass.
@unclejimbob42069real4 жыл бұрын
And then call the cops.
@brandon60935 ай бұрын
Please come back
@namebrandmason5 жыл бұрын
Re: the girl pumping gas. Maybe the guy has an injured leg, or a bad back. You don't have a clue about their lives. EDIT: of course women can pump their own gas if they want to. I was just trying to point out how little of these situations any person can be privy to.
@artsyscrub32265 жыл бұрын
@M W Yeah its the same with my step dad and my mom. When my mom drives she pumps, when my stepdad drives he pumps Who ever isnt pumping gas is in the station buying snacks.
@RealHankShill5 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps she was his Uber driver......
@SkAtmOuZ5 жыл бұрын
IT WAS MEEEEEEE XD
@SkAtmOuZ5 жыл бұрын
I just landed after a gruelling 12 hour flight from London with a bunch of delays and she didn't feel the need to make me get out and pump gas for her. Cos ya know. She's pretty rad
@bananasinfrench5 жыл бұрын
James Ellis What a rad chick
@ancientbloodlineoflight5 жыл бұрын
I remember reading about the one of the girl pumping gas, turns out she is the guys Uber, and he told that guy off for assuming she’s his girl and not minding his own business. 😂
@ShermTank72725 жыл бұрын
Source?
@ScorpioTheScorpion15035 жыл бұрын
Do Uber drivers generally get their clients drinks from the gas station? I’m assuming the client used his own money, but still.
@noobguy35475 жыл бұрын
@@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 she might've offered him to buy the drink. That's probably the case
@Daniel-zq1ri5 жыл бұрын
Do you have the link?
@cecejamesable5 жыл бұрын
@@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 Some do, an Uber I took was an older guy who got me Taco Bell for allowing him to clean his windows and pump his gas. It just depends.
@Moonzari5 жыл бұрын
I have a friend like this. It is only charming for so long.
@nocturne20295 жыл бұрын
Moonzari 😬😬😬
@CrazyWarboy233 жыл бұрын
The medieval music when the white night comes in gets me everytime 😂
@The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching6 жыл бұрын
**Kneels** Whom may I slay for thee milady?
@Magicpaper13376 жыл бұрын
You can start with your question.
@TheBlackLobo6 жыл бұрын
Whomst
@rickar-mercenary-38046 жыл бұрын
Negromancer my personality....oh wait....
@nothappening39626 жыл бұрын
Negromancer yourself
@dasutanehineri6 жыл бұрын
Yourself
@brainrunnethout6 жыл бұрын
I love his white knight voice. So heroic.
@titaniumoverdrive2596 жыл бұрын
Not enough soy and incel in his voice
@taxisalad4 жыл бұрын
7:20 imagine if the guy in the care was a paraplegic, and the poster just called a crippled man lazy
@neverendingtoasterbath9564 жыл бұрын
George Lopez: *exists* SorrowTV: it’s music time
@wavyreyvy5 жыл бұрын
"Do you want to be loved? TREATED AS A T-REX?"
@Levyafan4 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, I absolutely wouldn't mind being treated like a T-Rex
@screamindog87723 жыл бұрын
@@Levyafan if I’m allowed to legally eat people instead of getting weird stares from everyone else in Walmart, then count me in
@jimmyhanderson86605 жыл бұрын
This is why I always play as black in chess
@batatat5 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@cyancyborg14775 жыл бұрын
Dude, same.
@spookymcfakename5 жыл бұрын
This comment is too underrated
@stopreadingthisusername95285 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you are also *The Dark Knight* type.
@2muchwit5 жыл бұрын
I fight over black every time
@colourzbaby65214 жыл бұрын
We need to address them as there real names, SSSIMPSS
@amberlance32214 жыл бұрын
When playing online games with my brother.. we constantly dish out sh!t to eachother.. it is just what we do.. never spiteful, just banter and childish name calling Have had so many whiteknights try to defend me and it is so funny when I tell them "he is my bro..." 😂
@StarWarsJibaro6 жыл бұрын
His white knight voice reminds me of the Fish Anchor from SpongeBob.
@cimaster96866 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Jibaro h
@pieboykj55616 жыл бұрын
You ruined this for me with this comment Thanks
@StarWarsJibaro6 жыл бұрын
TheOne&OnlyBacon Now when you say ruin, that sounds harsh. I think the better term to be applied is enhance. "You enhanced it for me".
@pieboykj55616 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Jibaro that does sound better
@dalemoakes6586 жыл бұрын
For me it sounds a lot like Arthur from Fire Emblem Fates
@Golfbob6 жыл бұрын
“Never worn dress” -is wearing the dress in the picture.
@angiesizzlepants6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Meseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar.
@WillowoTheWisp6 жыл бұрын
Angelia Serbinski ITS A RICO AND MORTY FAN!!! I AM NOT WORTHY TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A INTELLIGENT BEING!! Sorry I've always wanted to comment something like this since the R&M fan meme started
@distortionable38616 жыл бұрын
rico and morty
@meganrohl71576 жыл бұрын
*rico*
@neighborhoodtatum68013 жыл бұрын
I watched all SorrowTV videos years ago, and now I’m watching them again and I’m just as delighted. I love this shit
@HatKidPeck4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t white knighting just r/twitch in a nutshell?
@paulburns79514 жыл бұрын
Sunao ni I LOVE YOU Todokeo Jitto YOU LOVE ME sutawarusa
@CptConk6 жыл бұрын
so basically r/niceguys but they've played waaayyyy too many medieval RPGs
@tanith1176 жыл бұрын
Please If they did they would be yelling about Butter, the peasantry, or Pommels. These blokes just heard about Chivalry in passing and think that its all protect Women and what not.
@turtless37946 жыл бұрын
I read waaayyyy just as he said waaayyyy 2:10
@blacklight86265 жыл бұрын
Ok that one about Isis.... That makes me cringe
@balazscsotai83545 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Like the dude ignored the fact that maybe her family reads it. Or her boyfriend. Or her friends.
@cyancyborg14775 жыл бұрын
@@balazscsotai8354 Or literally everyone on the internet.
@UncleAsmos20055 жыл бұрын
Yup. Just as bad as you can get
@blacklight86265 жыл бұрын
@@UncleAsmos2005 oh it gets way worse
@vickhj63335 жыл бұрын
everything does in this vid. I struggle going through every second man.
@lilvantasfan8345 жыл бұрын
9:19 Sorrow is totally right. I mean, look at his form, you should always keep your hands close to their head. And it doesn't look like his legs are in good position either.
@krisisbadatstuf5 жыл бұрын
Every time I make a fist, I think about it too much and keep changing it. But then it doesn't feel right, so I just sit there making different hand "shapes" lmao
@iFeelGlee5 жыл бұрын
>looking for leia as a slave >"uh dont u mean general organa?" >"are you implying she's just a slave on the regular?" >"..."
@tegantalks96129 ай бұрын
When I was a little kid I used to love the Slave Leia scene. I thought it was so cool when she killed jabba and ran off with Luke and Han. Return of the Jedi is my favourite and the whole escape scene is just awesome!
@JuggalettePrincess925 жыл бұрын
As a grown-up with a mouth and voice of my own, I can defend myself, thank you.
@WeirdSmellyMan5 жыл бұрын
Of course you can defend yourself, you're a strong woman, as you can probably tell I'm not like other guys, I'm super respectful of women and i don't at all think that makes me deserving of sex. Though if the offer were on the table i would ask for consent first, because im a gentleman
@Meilybloomy5 жыл бұрын
xD
@suf31175 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Staples lmaoo
@LeatherJacket195 жыл бұрын
Preach to these fools
@captaincumrag420695 жыл бұрын
If anything white knights are being more disrespectful by assuming you can defend yourself, I swear some people need to get a fucking life
@LovelySparkles214 жыл бұрын
this channel is gold. it gets better the more i watch.
@ianthecoolthief62264 жыл бұрын
Oh man that singing. *That fucking singing is beautiful*
@marilynsmymother7116 жыл бұрын
The women’s sizing one leaves me with more questions than answers. Bust size has to be taken into account. A very small woman with a very large chest isn’t going to be able to wear very small sizes. It’s not always frame. A small frame isn’t always indicative of small sizes.
@Yawyna1246 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, this guy was XS mens sized "Not a big guy". It's possible she had some veeeery old clothing tagging along in her clothing, I suppose.
@titaniumoverdrive2596 жыл бұрын
It’s a mating instinct, we like women with large breasts because we know she’ll provide enough milk for the offspring compared to flat chested or a cup women’s, along with gluten because the fat is beneficial to the baby, neurologically. I’ll put the effort to look more into this matter. Zoooooom
@Yawyna1246 жыл бұрын
@Titanium Overdrive The fak are you talking about? The topic is clothing size.
@titaniumoverdrive2596 жыл бұрын
Yawyna124 aw, piss
@TheAkrillion6 жыл бұрын
「Titanium Overdrive」 ふわふわ少年 nah, nigga, all tiddy sizes are great.
@samedude38106 жыл бұрын
*T H O U H A T H N O T B E E N L A I D Y E T*
@lionidor11326 жыл бұрын
thou *hath* not been laid yet
@ResidentMilf6 жыл бұрын
I think it's actually hast.
@adrianagonzales88986 жыл бұрын
ResidentMilf Yeah, in this tense I think it's hast.
@LDBIGGESTFLXR Жыл бұрын
4:40 both of these guys have absolutely fucking visceral insults
@Drapsmann-kn2hb4 жыл бұрын
Ok but that ‘the most intimate human contact you’ve had is using the public toilet when the seat is still warm’ thing was actually a top tier insult lmfao