r/whiteknighting Top Posts of All Time

[@privcraft_]

This is just r/niceguys: medieval edition

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

More like r/NiceGuysInAction.

[@aelloner]

*Stares angrily*

[@worldisfilledb]

Or maybe r/niceguys: medieval edition is r/whiteknighting Ooh

[@doubleo2551]

Most niceguys are white knights and vice versa.

[@schmidteymcqueen1316]

MILADY

[@hazardous0887]

A woman once scoffed at me and said "chivalry is dead". So I challenged her to a duel to see who is the most experienced in medieval sword etiquette ... Long story short, I am now holding her for a hefty ransom of gold coins.

[@tiffanyblack5742]

and then everyone slowly clapped

[@hazardous0887]

tiff 'okbwt' Are you here to pay off the wenches ransom?

[@tiffanyblack5742]

i'm here for a re-duel to pay off said wenches ransom and if you win i'm playing white female victim card

[@hazardous0887]

tiff 'okbwt' ... What?

[@hazardous0887]

fenrirdies Oh please, I wipe my ass to the thought of copper.

[@Vladimir_4757]

"The most intimate human contact you've received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm" is the great insult of all time

[@AendM]

ye, have to admit this was pretty good lmao

[@studio-cultist9622]

I think he was projecting his own experience on to someone else

[@bryanl.morrison552]

I wonder where he heard that one

[@blueberryblues5644]

Vladimir4757 The guy’s response was even harsher

[@balladin9200]

Pink DISCO Don’t get me wrong a warm toilet seat is fricking Noice asf.

[@jackkyle8414]

I feel like ‘grabbing her by the brain’ is something you do in Mortal Kombat.

[@RaccoonOnTimin]

Lol

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Do not molest the brain area or you will get registered for sexual offence

[@SpringDavid]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 ey how the job's goin? Mr.Krabs is paying well? I'm need of a job right now m9

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@SpringDavid I'm basically a slave who can go away

[@khomozhea5216]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 what did you do with the real spongebob, yoou damm plankton? go back with karen.

[@Sabatuar]

The irony of the whole white knight/knight in shining armor thing is that it essential means that the knight in question has never seen battle, and therefore has little worth as a knight. I think this can be indirectly applied to these guys too.

[@texasred2702]

Eh, they're just trying to laid. Give them a break.

[@elise205]

@@texasred2702 Aha! I have found you! **Takes off mask to reveal Arizona Ranger** Prepare to face justice, outlaw!

[@texasred2702]

Lol, twenty men have tried to take me, twenty men have made a slip...

[@elise205]

@@texasred2702 21 won't be me, I swear it. You. Me. Twenty past eleven. We finish this.

[@donvalentino9822]

Texas Red Tbh they are doing that...Badly but they’re trying... *As we all know the brain is the best way to...* I’m DONE

[@xenan7889]

i love how these white knights and "nice guys'' are actually more sexist and authoritarian then the so called "bad guys"

[@studio-cultist9622]

I love how these white knights are the opposite of an actual white knight Cause you know lecherous they really are

[@SkkyKiddx]

Well the bad guys they make up in their heads at least. The guy commenting about wanting to fuck the girl just trying to sell her dress was messed up.

[@idealsurrealism9587]

@@SkkyKiddx Yeah, no. It was obviously a joke.

[@SkkyKiddx]

Nice enough Sexual harassement isn't a joke. That's the excuse in a lot of cases.

[@idealsurrealism9587]

@@SkkyKiddx saying "Would smash" is a joke, you just got to have the right sense of humor. It's fine if you don't have it tbh.

[@warl0rdavenger820]

That harmony on, "Is waaay creepier than groping your girlfriend" was sooo on point.

[@SpringDavid]

I read your comment in the same way he sang that and we need him to read this like it

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Joke was on point too

[@alvynnjethroevangelista9778]

what did he say before that

[@warl0rdavenger820]

@@SpringDavid agreed

[@warl0rdavenger820]

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 definitely

[@gillymean]

The fanfare that plays when the whiteknight part is read kills me everytime

[@micahwright5901]

The voice is on point too.

[@sadie_cat]

Especially when it played back to back as the guy started talking again

[@RianeBane]

The rest of the post was freakishly cringy, but "the most intimate contact you've received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm" is one of the best insults I've ever read

[@LoverBoy-ks9qh]

RianeBane I’m gonna use that later cause I’m a lazy fucker that can’t make up his own insults

[@lactosetheintolerant1812]

Seriously tho if he just used that insult and nothing else it would decimate the first comment.

[@CaptainSweatpants90]

Quite honestly, that was probably the least cringy one of these whiteknight posts. Like yeah, still a bit cringy, I wouldn't bother even replying to that other guy, but I can get behind that dude. Because the "would smash" comment is WAY cringier to me, personally.

[@johng9095]

Don Korb youd smash tho

[@Barryislarge]

Rip, this guy is from my home town. Vic Deals is a crazy place.

[@mintyalpaca]

Girl: I can defend myself, thanks tho White knight: YoU aRe AbSolUtlEy CorReCt mY lAdY

[@buttshole5751]

*MiLaDy

[@Asidders]

Hahahah

[@Skaxarrat]

@John Verbasi She's not a girl she's a woman and you have to respect her. Respect her while I check my Internet Chick rep, please.

[@dulio6919]

@@Skaxarratr/whiteknights

[@Skaxarrat]

@@dulio6919 r/woooosh

[@Skipsjack]

The song Treat You Better is the white knight anthem

[@Coronaria32]

so true

[@monroe7532]

Jeremy S why not both?

[@jeremys3951]

@@monroe7532 i guess "white knights" and cucks belong in the same category.

[@EarlyOwOwl]

and the niceguys anthem

[@oldschool3424]

And an incel anthem

[@LadyVLR]

"Shoutout to all men that won't allow women to pump their own gas." Saudi Arabia hears ya, bro!

[@danielcuthbert961]

I'm a white Knight any questions?

[@mrinfinity5557]

@@danielcuthbert961 why the fuck do you think acting like these people is ok

[@haydizzle13]

I love your comment but I am unable to like it without ruining the pre-existing 420 likes

[@LadyVLR]

@@haydizzle13 That's awesome, I didn't think/know that it would get this many likes!

[@yellville]

Proud to be that 500th like

[@KodieRussell]

I like how people who “respec wamen” really just treat them like 3 year olds who can’t do anything for themselves.

[@vinegar...]

Kodie Russell R E S P E C C W O M E N

[@christina.m]

PREACH

[@lurkingposter]

Paternalism is still sexism.

[@eggboi4517]

Kodie Russell Respekt Wahmen

[@emiliew5553]

"A WOMAN WHO WILLINGLY BECAME A HOUSEWIFE BECAUSE SHE LIKES A PEACEFUL LIFE? UNTHINKABLE! I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS A CHOICE SHE MADE, IT'S SEXISM! BY GOD, *man in that woman's life* FIX THIS!!!"

[@Jessie_Helms]

Did anyone else catch that “treat you like a TRex” in the intro?

[@rodrigoa.m3566]

Yes

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

how does one treat a t.rex

[@trihermawan9553]

@@xX_wiLLiam_Xx wiped them off the planets?

[@Displaynamenotavailable]

Justin Helms YES I had to rewind and make sure I wasn’t hallucinating lmao

[@refusingtoconform]

I'm so damn happy that I wasn't the only one who heard it

[@rafabuda0]

"Grab her by the brain" So what do you mean here? Mind control? Indocrination?

[@radiohead3852]

Tear out the brain

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Rafael Iasbeck Dalcol lobotomy.

[@nix-houndwyvern5828]

"Grab her by the brain" a message brought to you by Zombie Nation

[@pokefan7446]

Yeah. You grab someone by the breast and they’ll be slightly uncomfortable. Grab someone by the brain and they die. I’d think I’d rather just be groped.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

I can't reach the brain. The hair will have to do.

[@The_Unrepentant_McClellanite]

"𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓮𝓮𝓴 𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻" - a hero among men. . .

[@aoki9952]

who would win? _nice guys_ vs _white knights_

[@lewisbirkett4428]

smøl acc that's a fight I don't want to see

[@sofficoto]

White knights would at least have a higher possibility of getting fucked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@babybear0067]

*noice

[@flissfloss915]

Loki i see you have alexander hamilton as your profile picture. this is making me *satisfied*

[@sofficoto]

Fritz The Bisexual Hamilton Nerd and I absolutely adore your name! Also P!ATD as your profile pic is really nice :з

[@immortalsun]

4:03 “Never worn.” **wears it in picture**

[@damoski2youtuberclashroyal744]

Typical white girl

[@vdb000]

As in never worn out ....wearing it for a photo doesn’t count just like how in stores u try on clothes then put it back and someone els gets it ...doesn’t really make it “worn”

[@devonsanders2385]

Lol

[@vdb000]

Mrs.Nickadeemus yeah no go back and read my comment if you’re not understanding

[@randrebwar5939]

Ayyylmaoo its a joke just please take the joke and go on

[@Brickertown]

That orchestra that plays every time you use your voice makes this so much better

[@matt10999999e]

I was just thinking the same, its fucking gold!

[@nomoriplex]

He always knows what music to use

[@vrrrmin]

Was just about to comment this myself. It's fucking hilarious.

[@ryanford1267]

No one knows they are talking to a god... *ignorance is bliss, afterall.*

[@superpancake4872]

Brickert

[@Hannahgs]

“Grab her by the brain” lol just like don’t grab women leave us alone

[@yaboyed5779]

Hannah Gs 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😩🤧👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 say for all them white knights and niceguys👏🏽👏🏽🤧

[@Hannahgs]

Dalton speaks ?

[@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703]

@@yaboyed5779 You white knight? How's that working out for you?

[@Hannahgs]

Miguel Sanchez did you know you can just like be nice to women without wanting to fuck them?

[@Hannahgs]

Afrid zmn yes honey I know

[@sam-rs8wg]

Ok but benji had a pretty good line with “the most intimate human contact you’ve had is a toilet seat when it’s still warm”

[@limazulu6192]

No.

[@deathserpent9747]

Im gonna give credit where it's due. That was a nice burn

[@whizwart1]

Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile.

[@puddles2967]

@El Tio Benji got one good line in one overall terrible comment. Leo obliterated him in less time, and with the truth. Leo wins.

[@homosexualitymydearwatson4109]

whizwart1 Damn son, big burn

[@CBlue-nz7dn]

excuse me did you say "treat her like a t rex"

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"taken by the t-rex full reading" by MarshallDoesStuff

[@dontvoreme8649]

Ribbons0121 R121 hey I heard about that....don't ask how

[@chi-ut4sw]

Sign me the fuck up

[@Phlebas]

When I'm with a woman, I try to stay perfectly still. They can't see very well, but I hear they can sense motion.

[@XxZigiixX]

Yes, yes he did.

[@spyjonsachurin2101]

Pro tip: if a dude refers to gals as “females”, he most likely is desperate. Or there are States that do that. Weird...

[@oil1252]

These are not woman anymore these are masculinewoman

[@user-73a]

Sure thing, feminazi.

[@xojnowns1520]

Like the incel term "femoids", it just sounds alien to the common folk. If you walk into a room all like "what's up my fellow females" I'm fairly certain people would think you're an alien trying to pass as a human...and terribly failing. It's formal, and dissociative. It's essentially the same as calling people "humans" casually. Nobody really does that and it's kinda weird. What I'm saying is when people talk using dissociative words like that people start to think that your lizard skin is showing if ya catch my cold.

[@miles4939]

@ finally someone fuckin gets it oh my lord props

[@rushikeshpande8780]

I mean I usually use male, female word. Is it weird? Should I stop it?

[@yani_bun7042]

Sorrow: New record Sorrow: NEW RECORD Sorrow: *NeW rECoRd* Me: New alarm

[@bonniedonnell148]

They don't wear fedoras. They wear H E L M E T S. White Knighting - In Theaters 2018

[@kyeemily8201]

Bonnie Donnell tiocfaidh ar la

[@bonniedonnell148]

our day will come 👌

[@jakerockznoodles]

I'm sure there will be plenty at the Oscars, anyway.

[@rohanjeetdas5707]

*I would respect her so hard.*

[@kjempekul8784]

😧😍😘😗😙😚😚😥😖😩😳 RESPECT HER SOOOO HARD 😍😙😚😘😗😶😫😥😧😩😖😳😳😳

[@SpazzMatticusTheGreat]

Berghakker Playz What did you just type?

[@Hobyosultana]

Respect her so fucking hard. Yeah...make her FEEL that respect.

[@IvefoundthetruthonMay]

sp33dfreak No its Eminem

[@anonhooman9581]

respect me daddy~

[@stagelinedpro]

Those medieval horns blaring is the best part

[@silverrubymoon3574]

It has me cracking up. XD

[@fightfannerd2078]

lol

[@francesatty7022]

as a girl, watching these just teach me which men to avoid lmao

[@thetechnocrat6388]

Lol

[@spookystela4661]

Fuckin saaaaame

[@JDela10]

You're telling me? My ovaries are screaming NO, and I don't even HAVE OVARIES!

[@krimverse5903]

I could honestly say the same about nice girls, leg beards and the "I'm not like others girls XD" or "quirky" chicks.

[@diego.savoie]

But why we simply make an effort to respect women a- yeah shitt I can’t do this it’s too bad😂 but yeah being a guy curve these guys

[@lampini]

You know that the second these guys get turned down they immediately turn from r/whiteknight to r/niceguys

[@MeidoInHebun]

And after a few years of this they become r/incels

[@lampini]

It just works omg yes XD

[@justanotherchannelwithauno7580]

@@lampini .

[@charonsferryold]

Which leads straight to the recently banned r/milliondollarextreme.

[@jeremylamarre5979]

Then the femimans go to r/nicrgirls

[@justanormalalien4758]

I think SorrowTV is underrated. He can do so much with his voice. It's honestly inspiring

[@livelaughlyonne]

he’s actually overrated. (But in a good way)

[@ghulam237]

He should voice act he has the talent

[@deejones0071]

@Leonard M RSlash has less subs (and had less subs when you posted your comment). Tf you mean? RSlash is alright and he posts every day. SorrowTV is incredible and doesn't post as often.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Leonard M listen I’m a fan of both Rslash and Sorrow. Sorrow has a lot of talent with his voice, he does a variety of good content, he’s awesome, he also has more subs than Rslash. Also Rslash posts consistently, also tried to interact with his fans and seems nice. Both have good qualities and if you don’t like one, that’s fine but he hasn’t done anything to actually receive hate. His content is like many other reddit users, yes, and he gives his opinion on some of the stories like Sorrow.

[@tobybrown8967]

@Leonard M what's wrong with rslash lol

[@AuriofTheHooligans]

*White knight* They seem harmless, but with enough experiences around females of similar species, they may evolve into the *Nice guy* which is much more vicious, but it shares similar qualities to the White knight.

[@screamindog8772]

white knight is evolving! would you like to teach nice guy the move “fedora tip”?

[@synthetic_creature]

@@screamindog8772 no

[@gayjayy]

@@screamindog8772 I'm gonna smash the b button on that.

[@geom3011]

@@screamindog8772 shoulda given it an everstone 🤦

[@joshuah2234]

I think there's something distinctly toxic about this behavior that's antithetical to the "nice guy" mentality. The idea that my girlfriend "is way out of my league" is stupid and would really sell myself short. I don't want a girl that wouldn't treat me as an equal, and I wouldn't treat her different than I would others. To put so little value in my own time or effort would be (kind of) pathetic: The thinking behind all this isn't "putting women ahead of men" so much as it is men just devaluing themselves to the point of romanticizing groveling. It's a strange, subservient behavior that needs to stop because it creates a power dynamic that would naturally lead to an abusive relationship.

[@shadowcultist]

A lot of these guys just turn angry and abusive when they get the ego boost of having a girlfriend. They still view women as some pathetic beings that need protecting and who apparently cannot pump their own gas. It's the same crap repackaged

[@picax8398]

If your girlfriend is "out of your league"... What makes these weirdos think she'll leave you for them lol

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

@@picax8398 IKR, also what do they expect their girlfriends to do after they've figured out that their boyfriend is:" not in their leauge"? "Oh hey, I've just realised that I can and should get way better guys like you sooooooo byyyee?" This is not how this works!

[@wendyallen9089]

Agree with op completely. I think the idea of being in leagues is stupid, judgemental and not real. Or wouldn't be real if people didn't give it so much validation. A conventialy attractive person is no better than someone who isn't considered attractive (by most people)

[@idkperson8731]

Ok

[@aaron_swartz]

basically r/niceguys the prequel

[@Hm-mn3ip]

Yess that

[@popomomo12]

hahhaa

[@My.Name.Is.Chris.]

R/incels if the sequel to r/niceguys

[@lannisterfilth]

*upgraded

[@s8j7s71]

UhhhAaron The unholy trinity

[@RazHafeez]

Wait...this isn’t a Runescape guide...

[@joxvur0088]

Raheel Hafeez People do that? I haven’t played Runescape in a long time, so could you fill me in?

[@LaTortuePGM]

*_d i s a p p o i n t e d ._*

[@DylanKarbo]

people do it for quests, and leveling, and other stuff. still popular, as of posting, 100 thousand people are playing.

[@commenter30]

Raheel Hafeez oops

[@cactussmitho9875]

Are you sure?

[@archerwarren4984]

7:32 for the record, the context here is that he was defending her... From people trying to explain why taking selfies at concentration camps are a bad idea

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

"FEAR NOT, FAIR LADY! I SHALL SHIELD YOU FROM REFLECTING ON YOUR ACTIONS SO THAT YOU MAY CONTINUE IN YOUR SELF-ABSORBED, TASTELESS GRACE!"

[@gayjayy]

NO! No one can actually be like that! No one could actually take selfies at a concentration camp and no one could actually defend the other person. I refuse to believe it.

[@danieldyson1660]

@@gayjayy I went to a concentration camp as part of a school trip a fair few years ago. I’m afraid it happens. A couple of people were having a pic taken next to a wooden cart. They were swiftly informed said cart was used for moving dead bodies.

[@gayjayy]

@@danieldyson1660 No. They can't be that fucking situationally dense!

[@huckleberrysucks]

@@danieldyson1660 WHAT THE FUCK

[@stream28reasons]

D o Y o u H A v e A bF ?

[@jacintovski]

I identify myself as a heterossexual man so no.

[@ninarozenrad]

*gasp* Child of Light

[@masacuf6105]

*I haVe BOyfRiENd*

[@StarWarsJibaro]

His white knight voice reminds me of the Fish Anchor from SpongeBob.

[@cimaster9686]

Star Wars Jibaro h

[@pieboykj5561]

You ruined this for me with this comment Thanks

[@StarWarsJibaro]

TheOne&OnlyBacon Now when you say ruin, that sounds harsh. I think the better term to be applied is enhance. "You enhanced it for me".

[@pieboykj5561]

Star Wars Jibaro that does sound better

[@dalemoakes658]

For me it sounds a lot like Arthur from Fire Emblem Fates

[@devillass6025]

6:30 HE COULD'VE JUST MADE IT "GRAB HER BY THE HAND." It sounds much better and less stupid, even matching the point of the slogan which is: be with women not against them. Gah, I hate missed opportunities.

[@brotatochimp]

Grab her by the ovaries.

[@jamesbond3198]

@@The-wo2lq kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWOTfHyPqdyKrJI

[@HankThePimpHill]

Ocean Man, Grab her by the hand

[@JohnnnyGash]

The white Knight fanfare SLAYED me every time bro. There are some sad sad losers in the world.

[@aelloner]

*Stares angrily*

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

And I’m one of them. (And no, this doesn’t mean I prey on women)

[@sciuresci1403]

White knights are the ancestor species of incels. And the link between the two are nice guys.

[@keegan112099]

sciure sci Its an interesting science indeed

[@JangoMango5]

Oh? Your Nice Guy is evolving.

[@kaigorgichuk9463]

Jordan Ang Do do Do do Do do Do dooooo

[@MysLooni]

Dum dum dum, da da da da da! You're Nice Guy has evolved into a White Knight!

[@coldstone525]

I wonder how long until it turns into a full-blown Neckbeard of the Round Table

[@jordana934]

coldstone525 incel is the mega-evolution

[@millerh4500]

Sorry, to get that evolution you're going to need a whiskey stone.

[@ancientbloodlineoflight]

I remember reading about the one of the girl pumping gas, turns out she is the guys Uber, and he told that guy off for assuming she’s his girl and not minding his own business. 😂

[@ShermTank7272]

Source?

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Do Uber drivers generally get their clients drinks from the gas station? I’m assuming the client used his own money, but still.

[@noobguy3547]

@@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 she might've offered him to buy the drink. That's probably the case

[@Daniel-zq1ri]

Do you have the link?

[@cecejamesable]

@@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 Some do, an Uber I took was an older guy who got me Taco Bell for allowing him to clean his windows and pump his gas. It just depends.

[@captainjules6033]

7:50 - niceguy VS. whiteknight The battle of the century. There are no winners.

[@danielcuthbert961]

I identity as both

[@void735]

No women Will be seen at The event however.

[@marilynsmymother711]

The women’s sizing one leaves me with more questions than answers. Bust size has to be taken into account. A very small woman with a very large chest isn’t going to be able to wear very small sizes. It’s not always frame. A small frame isn’t always indicative of small sizes.

[@Yawyna124]

If I remember correctly, this guy was XS mens sized "Not a big guy". It's possible she had some veeeery old clothing tagging along in her clothing, I suppose.

[@titaniumoverdrive259]

It’s a mating instinct, we like women with large breasts because we know she’ll provide enough milk for the offspring compared to flat chested or a cup women’s, along with gluten because the fat is beneficial to the baby, neurologically. I’ll put the effort to look more into this matter. Zoooooom

[@Yawyna124]

@Titanium Overdrive The fak are you talking about? The topic is clothing size.

[@titaniumoverdrive259]

Yawyna124 aw, piss

[@TheAkrillion]

「Titanium Overdrive」 ふわふわ少年 nah, nigga, all tiddy sizes are great.

[@citizenvulpes4562]

Him: I want pics Her: of what ;) Him: Spiderman

[@b-zar8912]

This deserves more likes. 😂

[@VesperLilly]

Lol, took me a few seconds to get it

[@poisondamage2182]

You're fired!

[@seearyari]

ITs AcTuAlLy SpIDER-Man

[@Seldoona]

JJ NO

[@parkchimmin7913]

“The most intimate human contact you’ve ever received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm” OOF

[@ekki1993]

He probably learned it from personal experience.

[@ghulam237]

@H M and he probably licked it

[@dx.feelgood5825]

Goddammit Mystic Messenger just follows me everywhere

[@Kado_Tornado]

I do like that warmth though. Underrated

[@Beans-wr3hu]

Yeah for some reason that’s so funny to me

[@trashboye1235]

6:59 Imagine having to pump your own gas. This post was made by the New Jersey gang.

[@skyofstorms]

*Oregon has entered the chat*

[@David-es4pi]

Imagine a state government so tyrannical that regular consumers are banned from taking care of their own vehicle's regular maintenance.

[@cereallol5856]

Needle41 woo buddy chill out on the salt

[@David-es4pi]

@@cereallol5856 I'm trying man... but it's hard to stop once you've started. I wasn't always this way

[@idkman9696]

Needle41 at least we have good bagels [this was brought to you by the New Jersey Gang]

[@blacklight8626]

Ok that one about Isis.... That makes me cringe

[@balazscsotai8354]

Yeah. Like the dude ignored the fact that maybe her family reads it. Or her boyfriend. Or her friends.

[@cyancyborg1477]

@@balazscsotai8354 Or literally everyone on the internet.

[@UncleAsmos2005]

Yup. Just as bad as you can get

[@blacklight8626]

@@UncleAsmos2005 oh it gets way worse

[@vickhj6333]

everything does in this vid. I struggle going through every second man.

[@cousarn]

White knights, nice guys, and incels. The holy trinity

[@uncomfortablerat5151]

Aaron Cousins wait wait arent incels like woman haters??

[@ztrb0820]

tealizard incels hate women who don't have sex with them

[@UltimatelyProficient]

Marc you got white knights and nice guys mixed up broski, otherwise good comparisons

[@reginaldbutcha4844]

ultra instinct shaggy? that u???

[@aelloner]

*Stares*

[@starringvincentprice]

Meanwhile, inside of a car at a gas station: Guy: hey babe, I filled up last time, do you mind doin it this time Girl, leaving the car to refill the gas: Yeah sure no problem. Guy: Thanks! Girl: I was actually grabbed a snack, did you want anything? Guy, raising his voice so she could hear him from the car: Yeah, can you grab me a coke! Random, creepily staring man: what a disgrace I can’t believe how men can get such beauties I mean how rude an pathetic is this if only she was my girl I would be such a gentleman for her I bet that guy is such a dick I would respect her so much

[@TheBakingSeal]

Nice guys and white knights - two very different clans who fight for the same goal

[@xlr8442]

While these two clans may seem different, they truly share the same ideals! It is beutiful to watch different groups come together to reach their goals. And there is no better quest than theirs: Respecting Women!!! until it becomes inconvenient

[@anethosbeyond9300]

TheBakingSeal those weren't even white knights...

[@Silverwind87]

At least white knights never break their rule of respecting women.

[@anethosbeyond9300]

Albert Nave respecting women doesn't mean sucking up to them

[@Silverwind87]

The Australian Aristocrat What I mean is they don't call a girl a slut when she rejects them. They really are allies, just annoying ones.

[@pseudoanonymous7700]

She wants me to take her to brunch while wearing yoga pants? Well, okay, I guess... but I don't really look so good wearing them.

[@socialus5689]

It's also really really really rude expecting that women are completely incompetent & have to defend said woman when they can can do it themselves, or just not care.

[@AnundVikingstad]

no

[@Pwnstared]

They are just trying to get laid. You don't have to look any deeper than that.

[@squillen]

im pretty sure hes trying to do a meta commentary on the concept of whit knighting and is being a white knight in the process but what would I know im just a virgin

[@canadiankirby9508]

I think if you wanna defend them that’s fine but you should do it for a man as well sticking up for someone is great but do it regardless of their genitals

[@zombeii23]

EXACTLY

[@meager992]

I love how George Lopez is just a savage!

[@kilssj2250]

Went to Wal-Mart in search of thermal leggings. Found them. Looked at the back to confirm size. It NOW reads: Small Medium Large Queen So you'd rather be referred to by a Bed-Size than just an X before an L...?

[@belypeprime3838]

xXEilonwyXx they should be re-named: -princess -duchess -queen Because women are apparently too sensitive to have standardised clothes sizes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@archebaldmurlok449]

here it didn't seem like the woman was the sensitive one, it was her boyfriend. your point still stands for many, though.

[@brithefabcrab]

belype entertainment *some women honey. I agree with your comment though, some women get too sensitive about it

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

Only if I get the full powers of a queen. Who wouldn't want to have at least one evil scumbag executed under their power?

[@bluelight8859]

the fifth size should be: Fat-Ass Land Whale ~

[@artificergunn3065]

I know waaaaaay too many guys like this. There was some dude running around stabbing people walking alone at night. So on facebook I tell my friend we can walk together since she's freaked out. Then in swoops white knight man - offering to come across town to meet us and walk us home and describing how he would totally mess up the crazy stabber if he came close to us poor defenseless women (side note: pretty sure I could kick white knight man's ass annnnd I'm a pretty small woman with no combat training). By the end of his weird ass ramble I'm pretty sure my friend was more afraid of white knight man then of the stabber dude.

[@achxd]

than*

[@artificergunn3065]

Gee thanks, what would we do without you here to fix grammar in youtube comments. Thank god you're here to save the day, who knows what would happen if it went uncorrected. Plagues probably or swarms of locust from on high. You know, the usual punishments for improper grammar. But fear not. We were all saved by @RHGravity folks - and now we won't have to suffer the consequences of my accidentally using 'then' instead of 'than'.

[@achxd]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@artificergunn3065]

Why are you screaming you saved us?

[@achxd]

I stepped on a nail.

[@samb6538]

basically r/niceguys but without the shitstorm when they say no

[@okeithrae1483]

Sam B and the fact that nice guys hate women whereas white knights hate men but yeah you’ve got it right.

[@jayzenitram9621]

White knights are slightly more pathetic. At least a "nice guy" will curse at the bitch afterwards. A white knight just goes home and cries.

[@krystawisner6043]

Jay Zenitram well i think i nice guy will curse at a girl after she says no AND go home and cry what a bargain

[@romantic_hippie]

Sam B can you believe that one guy turned down sex! She was dtf!!!!

[@koji6745]

Jay Zenitram And this right here is why white knights at least have a chance

[@relser187]

5:12 the words “pics of your dog” and the white knight trumpet are in sync and it is glorious and oddly satisfying, and I don’t find things “oDdLy SaTiSfYiNg” hardly ever.

[@GeekyFanatic]

"Never worn." *uploads picture of her wearing it*

[@cactussenpai9625]

Geeky Fanatic yeah. I was just gonna comment this. Why tf is no one talking about that?

[@GeekyFanatic]

Kat Ikr? I was shocked and almost appalled that no one did it before me. Sorry for beating you to it, btw lmao. 😂😂

[@frog5799]

i think she means never worn out, into the public?

[@gc0re112]

tyjo "into the public"

[@shreccc9326]

tyjo (edited)

[@bundleoffuck2986]

*Tips fedora and ready’s sword. While scratching his beard* You best take back those words. My people are the bravest Of nights, we protect our anime women, because we are the white beard army, *Slices in half*

[@sameulwongjunyong]

Aw no neither of us wanna take in white knights either.

[@arshnoorbatra385]

That's too many actions for two hands.

[@bundleoffuck2986]

Arshnoor Batra I use my dick

[@somegiantnerd1528]

*Retreats back to mother’s basement, confidently*

[@priscillawilson2634]

Readies. 'White beard army' means a bunch of old men.

[@beanseason6515]

I fucking love your voices, dude. Especially the old lady ones. This channel rules. Glad I found it.

[@grumpyduck3225]

the old outros like this one really make me feel happy and calm. thank you for years of content. i can personally say that ive watched all of your videos. keep your head up bro, we love you.

[@lukess.s]

I seriously want "Oh shit, Leo knows what's up" to become a meme.

[@supahman9862]

Do it yourself! I mean like...nobody else is gonna do it.

[@maddy-jd7qi]

Oh shit. Luke knows what's up

[@jayzenitram9621]

On a related note: Leo's burn was epic. Legend has it that guy is still rubbing cream on that burn.

[@Xymplar]

Luke S Yup.

[@TheSidewaystm]

*Meme* it and *hashtag* it.

[@justins7796]

Respect Wahmen? *OR* Have A Cold One With The Boys?

[@danimrod3417]

What about respecting a cold one with the wahmen?

[@lordadorable7362]

Have a cold one with the boys

[@ShotgunLlama]

Depends if it's a Saturday

[@aleksa13579]

saturdays are for the boys

[@fieryraccoon8365]

How about having a wahmen with the respectful boys?

[@iFeelGlee]

>looking for leia as a slave >"uh dont u mean general organa?" >"are you implying she's just a slave on the regular?" >"..."

[@tegantalks9612]

When I was a little kid I used to love the Slave Leia scene. I thought it was so cool when she killed jabba and ran off with Luke and Han. Return of the Jedi is my favourite and the whole escape scene is just awesome!

[@DemiBirdDoes]

"What if you kid identifies as male?" As a trans boy can confirm. Girl power and empowering women are great, don't get me wrong, but helluva dysphoria childhood. Still so glad to be raised by my mom to appreciate women and the feminine but damn if it didn't feel *awkward af*

[@Farvadude]

you will never have a Y chromosome or understand even a fraction of what it's like to be a man just as no real man will ever understand what it's like to actually be a woman. no amount of surgery, chemicals, denial, or sycophancy can change the genetic data inside the nucleus of every single cell in your entire body. it is the Y chromosome's presence or absence that determines one's gender regardless of the configuration of one's body or genitalia. everything else is just imaginary.

[@sdhn2a307]

@@Farvadude Chill out, man. Does it really matter to you how an internet stranger identifies? Also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome

[@neuroatypicalkirby2]

@@Farvadude "you will never understand even a fraction of what it's like to be a man" so the thing is.. i know it's a lot to take in but testosterone actually does make you look like a man. and looking like a man means people treat you like a man, so newsflash, a trans man does know what it's like to be a man.

[@excessiveclownery4375]

Farvadude ok boomer

[@Vitorruy1]

The whole girlpower thing feels so condensenting. It's like when they say to a disabled kid they have the power to do anything they want or whatever.

[@brainrunnethout]

I love his white knight voice. So heroic.

[@titaniumoverdrive259]

Not enough soy and incel in his voice

[@andrewramlall3560]

Leo is the real mvp here

[@louieworkman9949]

ya dun know

[@n95masck]

Would smash

[@leodresang9416]

Oh shit.

[@theskeletonboi]

Thank you

[@MetalAlc]

My name is Leo... yay (^-^)

[@The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching]

**Kneels** Whom may I slay for thee milady?

[@Magicpaper1337]

You can start with your question.

[@TheBlackLobo]

Whomst

[@rickar-mercenary-3804]

Negromancer my personality....oh wait....

[@nothappening3962]

Negromancer yourself

[@dasutanehineri]

Yourself

[@wyrmoffastring]

That gas station story is hilarious tho, my mother won't let ANYONE touch her car, not even to pump gas, I once parked one spot away from her car and she came down to make sure I didn't accidentaly scrape her car like jesus, mom, chill.

[@danielcuthbert961]

I'm a white Knight. We don't always do nice things for sex. Sometimes we just want attention. Like most guys

[@yourmum69_420]

what car is it?

[@royalblanket]

@@danielcuthbert961 You're either a troll, a dumbass, or both

[@LightestKing]

everytime I watch this video I always think "bruh what if the guy in the car was the woman's son or something?" literally so many possibilities but mainly when the fuck does the passenger of a car pump the gas? The driver usually does it because they're using the gas and they're paying for it. Imagine you give your friend your card to pump your gas when you were only gonna get a few gallons and they fill the tank with it.

[@jimmyhanderson8660]

This is why I always play as black in chess

[@batatat]

Underrated

[@cyancyborg1477]

Dude, same.

[@spookymcfakename]

This comment is too underrated

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Ah, I see you are also *The Dark Knight* type.

[@2muchwit]

I fight over black every time

[@wavyreyvy]

"Do you want to be loved? TREATED AS A T-REX?"

[@Levyafan]

not gonna lie, I absolutely wouldn't mind being treated like a T-Rex

[@screamindog8772]

@@Levyafan if I’m allowed to legally eat people instead of getting weird stares from everyone else in Walmart, then count me in

[@DiegoAmateur]

5:58 The fact that anyone would put Hillary Clinton next to Michelle obama and Marie Curie just makes me want to search for noose tutorials

[@filmandfirearms]

I don't think Michelle Obama really belongs there, but she certainly has more of a right to be there than fucking Hillary Clinton.

[@PRGME7]

Promateur Ent. Look up “noose song” it should help

[@thaddeuskyle572]

Emily Barclay And the fact that Michelle and Hillary are up there but not Eleanor Roosevelt is borderline insulting.

[@cldus7442]

D E A T H B Y P U B L I C H A N G I N G

[@nathanb9396]

Oh use the tutorial. Most helpful guide I’ve seen

[@Denver4570]

Night in shining armour: Deflects any laser or any other energy weapons.

[@Twitchy_McExorcism]

Jesus, these guys are even creepier than the 'nice guy' bunch.

[@anonymouspangolin1990]

White knights are the type of guys that sit down when they pee.

[@devilsadvocate2442]

Joe Kherr let's jist all agree that both of these guys a creeps

[@devilsadvocate2442]

Joe Kherr wait, I'll also inculde incels as well

[@tannerlawley2218]

beer is good Hey fuck you sitting down while peeing is comfortable as fuck

[@I_am_always_correct]

They may be the same guys

[@Keznen]

“Grab her by the brain”*imagining a guy nonchalantly ripping a girl’s brain out of her head*

[@rafabuda0]

"Grab her by the brain" So what do you mean here? Mind control? Indocrination?

[@djinnhoopa7599]

Thats the sexiest organ in the human body tho

[@MultiSteele14]

Fatality

[@atif1538]

Samson Steele I WANTED TO TYPE THAT!!🤣🤣

[@Hellsong89]

"Grab her by the brain" and smash it in the wall, when she starts to get physically aggressive? Equality for the win!

[@oliverokeeffe6379]

4:04 “never worn” isn’t she wearing it in the picture.

[@John-vi2st]

That post i think is from NZ, Houston we have a problem

[@lcult2001]

I think it’s a picture of the model on the website....

[@taylordear9458]

Okay so I was watching this with a mild interest, not entirely impressed. Then, all of a sudden it came to the George Lopez tweet, your impression the theme song started playing and I lost my shit. Bravo.

[@danielcuthbert961]

I'm a white Knight any questions

[@FEEAR1000]

The voices and background music gets me every time especially when he does creepy voices for the creeps

[@Golfbob]

“Never worn dress” -is wearing the dress in the picture.

[@angiesizzlepants]

Mr. Meseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar.

[@WillowoTheWisp]

Angelia Serbinski ITS A RICO AND MORTY FAN!!! I AM NOT WORTHY TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A INTELLIGENT BEING!! Sorry I've always wanted to comment something like this since the R&M fan meme started

[@distortionable3861]

rico and morty

[@meganrohl7157]

*rico*

[@JuggalettePrincess92]

As a grown-up with a mouth and voice of my own, I can defend myself, thank you.

[@WeirdSmellyMan]

Of course you can defend yourself, you're a strong woman, as you can probably tell I'm not like other guys, I'm super respectful of women and i don't at all think that makes me deserving of sex. Though if the offer were on the table i would ask for consent first, because im a gentleman

[@Meilybloomy]

xD

[@suf3117]

Jeremy Staples lmaoo

[@LeatherJacket19]

Preach to these fools

[@captaincumrag42069]

If anything white knights are being more disrespectful by assuming you can defend yourself, I swear some people need to get a fucking life

[@mikpom5900]

I get the idea behind "grab her by the brain" but....it's kind of a stretch and also sounds horrifying.

[@deanstewart2382]

mik pom Try it sometime, it feels oddly satisfying in your hand.

[@Snakeeye04]

Niemand Nineteen woooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa That’s almost creepy But someone stayed it’s a Trojan virus so I wouldn’t!

[@xxgimpl0rdxx22]

"I'm not fat" -someone who's probably fat

[@ObligatoryBook]

If you have to tell people you aren’t fat...

[@blondebimbowannabe]

Ugh nickocado avocado just came to mind as l read that

[@TheWickedmaddie]

“Grab her by the brain”? Really? How about you just don’t touch me period!!!

[@knowledge_leaf]

But I like hugs :(

[@burgskeletal3149]

Ericster 1000 No hugs for you!

[@giannabirrer779]

I would make a , 'don't you mean *insert a period joke here*"i wont. Instead i'll just mention it and inspire the comment readers imagination. Cause i am a lazy fuck and don't wanna come up with a Proper joke.

[@xxeva]

I thought the same thing l0l

[@anupamthapa.]

It's a metaphor, you fucking dumb bitch.

[@rogeliocortezcu]

Sorrow TV is a glorified audiobook.

[@rogeliocortezcu]

Still fucking hilarious tho...

[@jonathansublett5612]

Ya but it’s a great anthology short story

[@yingerfeltonboi654]

Shots FIRED

[@CaptainDoomsday]

You read books to learn stuff or imbibe of some fantasy. Sorrow TV brings the magic of audiobooks to the worst of humanity, so you can condemn your own species without using your eyes.

[@monkeyenthusiast6342]

Captain Doomsday *claps* great comment *claps more* wasn’t this species/race’s date already sealed?

[@CptConk]

so basically r/niceguys but they've played waaayyyy too many medieval RPGs

[@tanith117]

Please If they did they would be yelling about Butter, the peasantry, or Pommels. These blokes just heard about Chivalry in passing and think that its all protect Women and what not.

[@turtless3794]

I read waaayyyy just as he said waaayyyy 2:10

[@unoriginalname4426]

4:34 say what you want about the comment itself, but that is a pretty spicy insult

[@marlom7882]

Chivalry is dead for a reason. Simping ain't easy

[@tomfranklin8865]

_"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it."_ - Dave Chapelle

[@melbertron7304]

WE GOT A WHITEKNIGHT UP IN HERE

[@codelockd0wn]

>WE GOT A WHITEKNIGHT UP IN HERE lol

[@canceroushit5933]

Deity Saturn chivalry is dead because of gender equality.

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Chivalry is dead because it's not supposed to exist.

[@murderouscroww]

guys who "white knight" still think that women are less than them while preaching feminist views,,,, but go off i guess

[@nicktheprick666]

Tbh I wouldn't say they think women are less of them judging by how much they try to kiss up. I think it's just a desperate attempt to get laid.

[@typeNtardis]

Someday we'll be able to harness cringe to create electricity and that dude who was fantasizing about the ISIS sex slave is going to replace nuclear power

[@AlabamaBoiz]

Nathan Hawks bad for the environment, definitely not clean energy

[@maxwaine84]

@@AlabamaBoiz true

[@rosedragon3498]

Lmao

[@AmyAberrant]

Or be in prison

[@Killzoneguy117]

Yeah, holy fuck. The sheer tastelessness of that is so much, scientists posit that it may be the first recorded incidence of Absolute Zero taste.

[@hendrixhotel]

Is no one gonna talk about "when this geek *eats a flower* " like just casually opens his mouth wide and gently places an entire tulip in there then closes his mouth and starts chewing. Yum, that was a good flower

[@gav1049]

Venom Lord Think it could be a reference to the troupe of prince charmings holding flowers in their mouths to look chivalrous or whatever?

[@AeronsMVs]

Hanahaki disease

[@hendrixhotel]

@@gav1049 Let me believe that he has a flower-eating fetish damnit!

[@hendrixhotel]

​@@AeronsMVs Good job, now I have 12-18 animated flower barfing images stuck in my brain.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

i had a friend that ate flowers

[@dorangauthier668]

8:50 DID MY GUY REALLY JUST PASS THAT UP *I want to die*

[@brandon8792]

5:45 Just checking. Always just...... checking. Lmfao

[@a.i.h.b.p677]

In the end, the thing that made TABITHA so much better the others was simple. It was her efficiency. With the earliest models, we just uploaded a human brain wholesale. We mapped every neuron, and made a copy of it in virtual space. But they all died. You wouldn’t think a virtual brain could die. You would think you could just enable the “do not die” option. Believe me, we tried. But they overloaded with information, all the neurons firing at once, and then nothing. They went from maximum capacity to zero the second we switched them on. Back to the drawing board. We started cutting away the parts of the brain that didn’t make sense in virtual space. The autonomic functions were the first to go- heart pumping, breathing, body regulation hormones, the like. When you were in high school, I’m sure your anatomy teacher gestured at the big chart of the brain and told you that “this is the pons, and it does such-and-such”. No it doesn’t. Everything the layperson thinks they know about the brain is a lie. The pons creates dreams and mediates senses, but so do other parts of the brain. It’s so interconnected that you could say that every part of the brain influences every other part. We quickly figured out that it was impossible for us to differentiate between essential and nonessential neurons. So a different approach was necessary. It was Doctor Evans that at last came up with it. We started letting the brain re-write itself. We ran the simulations in real-time, and wherever high amounts of activity were present, we spawned in new neurons. We let simple algorithms assign random connections and pathways. Where there was low activity, we de-spawned neurons. Now, the effect was pretty much random, but if you run the system a million times a minute and pick out all the most efficient versions you start to make real progress. What made it easy was that in virtual space, neurons don’t occupy physical mass. So, they can clip inside one another, like a buggy video game. This means that if we needed to, we could have five new lobes just sitting inside each other, all humming along perfectly. That’s how we made JINGLES, and then BOOMER, and then FLUFFY. TABITHA wouldn’t come until about three months later. But when she did… Oh boy. She changed everything.

[@the_worst_one_8760]

500th like!

[@hmmyesinteresting]

Greatest Species on the Internet.

[@shane106]

honestly lol

[@zeeotter100]

Reported for bullying

[@KosturKos]

interesing indeed, godly doge

[@rydemk4168]

This took me some time to get the joke

[@Todowo]

hmm yes interesting hi

[@elimidd6626]

2:33 does this guy know what exactly being a sex slave entails?

[@Darkko88]

Danny 6798 It's not rape if you do it gently ahahahaha Seriously, just by that post you can tell he's a fucking desperate virgin. I think the girl would rather stay dead than beeing that guy's sex object for the rest of her life if she could give her opinion.

[@jusa297]

Alex Rus He does raise a fair point. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KILL A SEX SLAVE?! Logistic or economic wise it makes no sense.

[@Darkko88]

After a gangrape she wasn't good for shit.

[@bunnieskitties293]

Rape is not about sex. Its about power. That is why rapists can so easily turn to murder, its the only thing 'higher' they can get when stealing another persons power. Thats the psychology of it anyway. I still think theyre dumb as shit for thinking they have power just by physically abusing someone.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Bunnies Kitties No, that's not true. It is about sex and power. That girl was raped because she was a pretty white girl. Those men felt entitled.

[@fryingpanda9103]

Since sorrow uses the same voice for every white night, I like to think this is all the same person

[@samedude3810]

*T H O U H A T H N O T B E E N L A I D Y E T*

[@lionidor1132]

thou *hath* not been laid yet

[@ResidentMilf]

I think it's actually hast.

[@adrianagonzales8898]

ResidentMilf Yeah, in this tense I think it's hast.

[@queenofthecosmos5561]

I hate the white knights that say "I'm sorry on the behalf of all other males"

[@imsexisttoair9877]

I don’t feel fucking sorry for anyone on the internet unless they’re mentally unstable/suicidal or have a disease

[@rainofdemise6316]

I don't really apologize on behalf on men but I will say I hate my own gender. Is that the same?

[@christianbrown7550]

QueenOfTheCosmos On the behalf of all other males, we can all say the same

[@lordiust962]

@@redfallxenos4585 vagene pics?

[@pizzaboy6752]

I A M S O R R Y O N B E H A L F OF A LL W H I T E M A L E S

[@IEntertainers]

"Grab her by the brain" is a perfect zombie slogan

[@jellyhappening1458]

Like how this ranges from "cringey but well meaning guys" to "actual sexual predators"

[@robjohns2098]

Wait why is there so many subreddits that are *W E I R D* For example: r/howmanycheesesarethereinspace Someone make that a subreddit.

[@rompevuevitos222]

i wonder if r/shoplifters is still alive

[@roundabout468]

Gotta give it to my boys over at r/horsevaginas. I still don't know how I found that.

[@rompevuevitos222]

"I still don't know how I found that" ofc

[@douknodewae8447]

random ≠ funny

[@robjohns2098]

KOOL KID MORGANA True.