r/Facepalm | WHERE'S THE "W"??

[@uwupoki1050]

You can't have a hangover if you're drunk 24/7

[@mikahrandall5588]

smart man

[@c0smo709]

This man's right I've already tested it but i ran out of supplies

[@johnnywaffles2482]

Ascended

[@star_gaze4767]

Vote this man for president.

[@wardedthorn6523]

And that's how alcoholism happens

[@klevifjolla8095]

Teachers: Kids shouldn't pee when they need to. The floor: It's free real estate

[@jooosh503]

Good one.

[@8bitPikachu]

wait, are you saying the floor is calling kid pee free real estate or that the kids peeing sees the floor as free real estate

[@celty228]

Chef Excellence The latter.

[@YARR7770]

When I was in kindy we had one day a week we were in the library, it was just shy of halfway through the day which was around the time I pretty much always needed to go, the librarian said I was rude for going at almost the same time every week and told me to frick myself needless to say I couldn't hold it for what felt like forever, she had to clean the mess and I learnt what being fired was the following week, still don't know if this is a win or a lose on my part because I still can't justify the loss of a job for what seemed like a nasty reaction due to a bad day. (She seemed shitty when we arrived)

[@あかいろ-s2b]

In my school the fame NURSES say this : you have to choose WICH TIME YOU HAFE TO PEE jesus

[@npcx-mq6cr]

6:03 That is straight up child abuse. I genuinely hope that school got sued, or at least the teacher behind it fired and a sincere apology issued to the parents and children.

[@crawlcreeper1252]

They deserve to get a shovel hit across there Head!

[@Post_Stall_Maneuver]

I agree, since holding for 2 hours or more, urine backs up into the kidneys and forms kidney stones, which are extremely painful to pass. It also leads to destruction of the kidneys and urinary tract infections. They're taking education over health. Is it better to know place value but nesdin to do surgery?

[@kozvinn]

r/woosh?

[@sauron1414]

a nut or bolt in a wall if u don’t know what it means then stfu

[@battlesheep2552]

I doubt the teacher got more than a slap on the wrist. Teacher unions make sure that teachers can’t get fired unless they kill or molest a student or something. They care more about protecting their own than the children.

[@wenirlicker6808]

"Barking's not a crime" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear

[@W1LDCARD857]

Wdym, it isn’t

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

@@W1LDCARD857 no they mean like they didn’t think anyone would have to clarify that but people still need to

[@macgyver42563]

@@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 That cop wanted to stir up some shit because many people in law enforcement seem to believe they are free from consequence just because they are a part of law enforcement.

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

@@macgyver42563 ya

[@robloxboxertblocked9636]

ur pfp -_- (get out of my head)

[@roboalexjohn5353]

The cop that tried to shoot the dog deserved what he got

[@pam7598]

I couldnt agree more

[@hackerflolol]

He tried to shoot the dog probably because it was blak

[@kash2862]

lol lmao

[@mr.e9938]

The likes for me is 69, nice

[@lukam8815]

Wrong. It was ruled a missfire by 12 ballistics experts and the dog was attacking him anyway

[@quatific4017]

Imagine burying someone and being like "nvm,he's alive"

[@MrOrdosan]

funny enough that used to be a common fear. and in some cases a semi-regular occurance

[@spiderbiter6162]

hold on had to grab my shovel and check, they're dead, and the coffin is scratched up what a terrible day! god what a waste of 2 hours

[@dr.temperancebrennan]

@@MrOrdosan They used to attach bells to coffins for people to ring in case people were buried while they were still alive

[@MrOrdosan]

@@dr.temperancebrennan ya. that was the one thing i remembered somewere...I just couldnt quiet recall it

[@jackshipman9294]

**sven flashbacks**

[@Symaro-B]

Me: "I couldn't make it to the appointment today." Doctor: "why not?" Me: "I am sick."

[@chloroplast8611]

Doctor: "Youre sick, huh? Go to your doctor to give me the doctors note so i can be sure"

[@crimruna928]

I'm the 69th like.... Nice.

[@tincan3]

Rosscreations

[@yazidefirenze]

315th like. Dab foot

[@richyofthevillagers]

"Until your child can hold their urine for two hours at a time" This is why I now have a damaged kidney and urinary reflux! Its not fun.

[@brucedillon8358]

Roblox oof

[@order66pizzas]

I know this is a joke but sue them

[@skelet8337]

@@order66pizzas it is not a joke it can cause organ failure and kidney stones but ThEy ArE TeChErS ThEy KnOw BeTtEr and bcs of this reson my favorite teacher in every grade was always the biology teacher bcs he aways let you go to the toilet bcs he know what problems can cause

[@order66pizzas]

alexander nikov wait there actually are teachers like this? Well then sue them

[@CatBorgor]

i dont pee for 8 hours at a time maybe its cuz i dont drink water lol (ik its a joke"

[@cottonclxud7339]

5:20 I hate it when teachers ask you "Why did you not go on break?" "BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO PISS THEN"

[@svantegregersson5269]

I hate it when my teacher asks me if i'm okay just becuse I never pee ever.

[@sabriflo61]

@@svantegregersson5269 well they're asking for your own good. If you don't urinate regularly, you may get urinary infections. (In your privates) so they're just asking because they're worried.

[@YANYAN010]

same

[@naterk9460]

"We're an animal shelter, not a restaurant." Any business is a restaurant if you're brave enough

[@arandomgamerrr]

r/cursedcomments

[@thetruesaico]

Oil companies

[@gregbradley297]

CJ: aww shit, here we go again

[@icalmonyet6600]

Me: I’m here for the food! Everyone at the adoption center:

[@dollbit2770]

@@icalmonyet6600 Perfect.

[@breakfastclubfan9654]

5:55 No lie, this was done to me when I was little, and it was hell to live through. I had a little bladder, and my teachers would time out 5 minutes. I'd sit there and sweat, trying not to cry, praying to God that I could hold it. That is straight-up child abuse right there.

[@diversifiedplural6294]

Breakfastclubfan yea I was forced to hold it a lot in school no matter how many times my doctor said that I had bladder issues. My parents would send a note to my teachers and stuff but no one cared.

[@Marispider]

This is why I love the stories where the kid pulls a fucking power move and pisses their pants in front of the teacher. What the hell kind of world is it where someone else dictates when you can pee??? I don't care whether you're an adult or a child, you shouldn't be treated like that.

[@yazidefirenze]

Here is what my dad said to do Me: Mrs *Name*, may I use the toilet? Teacher: No Me: *goes anyway, because you do not stop a bathroom break for any reason.*

[@BooksandBuns]

We had a teacher bar a 13-14 year old in secondary from going to the toilet. While she was on her period. She almost bled through the seat & eventually left the class without permission. & this was at an all girls school, where periods are the norm

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

Yep.

[@choosegamingfps2032]

3:45 I thought they were giving away children

[@Obi-WanGaming]

...r/facepalm?

[@NeonR32]

Same....

[@Santonomy]

ah yes, that's the point

[@phillyp6969]

Who’s to say that’s not what it’s for??? It must take in quite the cash heap

[@betsyletiecqdineen5184]

I know same!

[@kirikocos]

Everyone asks "Where's the W" but nobody is asking "How is the W" :(

[@terradasher]

why is the double you?

[@None_NoneType]

Nice

[@reese9705]

😔😔😔

[@ratzua2187]

How is the W

[@thebigsad.0339]

NekoWhiteStar we live in a society

[@blancowhitethetattooartist7153]

Officer: *tries to shoot dog* Dog: so you have chosen,,, death.

[@blerongjemajli1402]

In 2nd grade I once shat my pants because I wasn't allowed to go to the toilet.

[@psionikal]

Fucking madlad.

[@hamsandwich2177]

In my moms womb I threw up because I had to

[@mfree80286]

@@hamsandwich2177 ...and she kicked your ass right out.

[@antonymilne1346]

*E S T A B L I S H I N G* *D O M I N A N C E*

[@vespertil10]

Mister Wuss *asserting dominance

[@MisterBrick42]

0:38 he probably knew water was going to spill, but he didn’t expect the ENTIRE POOL to drain out

[@assassinonprozac]

I probably wouldn’t expect the entire pool to collapse due to one small cut either. (One small cut can paralyze you from the neck down so you probably shouldn’t underestimate them.)

[@Nobody-iv2ot]

“We no longer accept a doctor’s note as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.” Random worker with the flu: “Hey boss, c’mere and gimme a kiss!”

[@legogenius1667]

Boss: Hey, could you grab my lunch for me? Sick guy: Sure thing buddy.....

[@sagesaria]

My boss once tried to bully me into coming to work when I was having stomach distress. I doubled down and stayed home, but I was tempted to come in and throw up in one of the shoeboxes on the sales floor.

[@rushofplush2259]

When you have 69 likes:oh yeah it’s almost coming together

[@entr3_nou5]

The peeing one made me actually angry That’s incredibly unhealthy for you to hold in your piss like that wtf

[@---ng7ke]

*_when your bladder explodes so you explode the teacher_*

[@Chaosity_the_artist]

Fossiliferous "Get nae nae'd"

[@stopcomparingeverythingtob6378]

So many people here seem like they don’t have much knowledge about it ....holding it in for half an hour or so won’t hurt you , it’ll strengthen your bladder and the more you do it the easier it will be . Kids have weak bladders , there is a reason adults don’t piss themselves every other hour and it’s because over the years they have to hold it

[@onewordaday2718]

stop comparing Everything to BTS ITS NOT HALF A HOUR BUDDY ITS 2 FULL HOURS!

[@iamapieceoftrash9653]

I do that...I'm too lazy to go ;-;

[@idontknow3852]

Damien: “that’s at least ten years old. THATS A DECADE” Me: “you don’t say”

[@drahprub7750]

R/technicallythetruth

[@Tandrarine]

@@drahprub7750 Stop. Don't link reddits.

[@lucasmontero1456]

"Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes" -some black dude on fancy suit

[@danboekenoogen4957]

Hmmmm, yes. *the floor here is made out of floor*

[@PitchaxisT]

People die if they are killed.

[@AzurezApex]

Some schools literally are like "Education over bladder and kidney health"

[@OhSoTiredMan]

I can last a day without pissing, Thanks School!

[@Morganaplays]

10:04

[@garorade]

I thought my dog died without checking, so I decided to post it in Snapchat

[@ZacMio]

melissa moody yep

[@tsaiborg226]

He has cataracts );

[@spookytime1708]

InTeRneT PoIntS

[@aceampora6012]

Oof

[@CosmicCrimson]

@@nobody7817 *Oh hell no you didn't just say PET CEMETERY-*

[@funwithchristina563]

Video title and thumbnail: where's the W? Me: where's the post?

[@bwtchddrm]

On the thumbnail

[@kritzkrieg3822]

on reddit

[@canadianswisscheese5760]

Fun With Christina perfect likes

[@OxygenMagnet]

The entire punchline was in the title, what more do you want?

[@funwithchristina563]

@@OxygenMagnet his reaction

[@OilFreak]

6:18 that text is Photoshoped on there. The original text said long yellow things. There was an attempt.

[@mrwhite9185]

yeah it is

[@averymadness7939]

no one cares, its funny

[@mrghostfedora2465]

@@averymadness7939 bruh

[@flamegator3251]

@@averymadness7939 Bruh

[@fellowhuman7954]

@AveryMadness Gaming bruh

[@LooowJoe]

6:05 My school just insisted not to let us go until recess and if it was an “emergency” they got attitude and shamed us for needing to relive human urges :’)

[@guiteshima]

.......I cannot find words to describe how mad this makes me.

[@macgyver42563]

I would say 'I can't believe GROWN ADULTS are this stupid', but I already know better. I mean, in Nova Scotia, Canada, there were anti-masker idiots going into restaurants without masks and saying that the virus was a hoax.

[@crazykay9422]

I hated people who did that. By highschool I got sick of it. Asked to go to the bathroom, teacher asked " can't you hold it until class ends? " And I just said, n o. Teacher wasn't happy but let me go

[@tovuu]

Damien: **wheezes** *everybody likes that*

[@nicholasfarson2745]

PuMp Hudzin lol

[@notYourBro44]

Yeah, we get it.

[@c0smo709]

Liked*

[@mhm77887]

@@notYourBro44 bad day?

[@noahwilliams3075]

@@notYourBro44 bad day?

[@SpectreDarkFox]

The "where's the W?" Is an even dumber question if they were talking about a keyboard

[@yukiorzkii]

Erick Vergara the pic is edited, there should be a W

[@BhavnaM]

RealYukioYT - Gaming & Others! Oh boy

[@BhavnaM]

W

[@milkkoffee4523]

RealYukioYT - Gaming & Others! please Tell me youre joking

[@yukiorzkii]

@@milkkoffee4523 yes

[@eeska4959]

*“Increase their bladder endurance”* -First Grade Teachers

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

That's what dealing with toddlers when you don't really like them does to your mind...

[@eeska4959]

*Steel Beam* Is.. is this from experience? Just asking

[@Z64sports]

@@DonVigaDeFierro I thought toddlers were 2-3 year olds

[@asmodeusasteroth7137]

Approved by the school nurse

[@spleens4200]

Zach the Sports Guy toddlers are first walking to 5 years old

[@vengfulhowl]

7:00 when someone asks for "a cup of joe".

[@prev8374]

vehdig makine

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

R/cursedcomments

[@Ky8_]

Scp reference

[@pigpin]

@@Ky8_ ahhh i was just gonna comment that

[@epicgamer_7985]

Nice reference

[@shalomswife]

5:44 Our school locks the toilets during class, saying that "it disturbs the lesson", "we should learn how to keep it in" and "that we should go during breaks" 1) We don't have breaks long enough for 36 eighth graders to go onto the toilet. One break goes 3 minutes maximum. 2) One class goes 90 minutes. 3) We can't go to the toilet during room switches, due to the room switch break being only 2 minutes long. 4) It's illegal to lock the toilets

[@jesse2318]

our school does the same, except theres about 1000 pupils, 70% of which are girls and one female bathroom open. there are other bathrooms, but they only open one. the best part is they usually close it at break because of "cleaning" so most days we have to wait 4 hours and 20 minutes from the start of the day until lunch

[@dragonstar3889]

Me: can I go to the bathroom Teacher: I dont know can you Me: wanna find out Teacher: 😐 Me: *shites on table*

[@gamingthe81]

When I was in second grade, a student peed in class in protest. Was nice to see the face of the teacher tho. She got fired or something.

[@buttnuttz6119]

Where do you go to school? Hitler High?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I just don't understand why so many American kids would want to shoot up their schools...

[@derpmaster3417]

5:59 on number 2... THATS HOW YOU GET AN URINARY TRACT INFECTION.

[@thehiddenninja3428]

No, number 2 is something else

[@derpmaster3417]

@@thehiddenninja3428 lol

[@mfree80286]

This post is number 1.

[@munchymuffins5187]

Holding it in is how I actually how I got my first UTI. Now they're chronic, thanks to the school system

[@tatyanakrylova4881]

I can relate , my school says " you can't go to the bathroom more than two times a day" I drink a lot of water so I had to go but I had to hold off because I could get detention. This lead to my blater Being realy week , I peed myself multiple time In the span of a week , my mom noticed that I seem to have a problem and we came up with something . School is Wack

[@giraudy221]

If a 6 year old person holds their pee for 2 hours after needing to, the damage to their bladder would be permanent

[@phoenixmerrill1896]

CyberWolfWrites SAME

[@amberandrews6692]

@@phoenixmerrill1896 You know what's worse? You can damage your bladder like that. And I have a medical condition that will literally give me _organ failure!_

[@phoenixmerrill1896]

CyberWolfWrites thats fun i had a teacher who shamed us for being hungry or thirsty or needing to use the toilet and i was allowed to go twice that year.

[@lovi9258]

Wtf isnt this illegal??

[@phoenixmerrill1896]

Melon_s it should be

[@pikpikkeripik7952]

"OFFICER DOWN!!!" "What happened?" "Friendly fire from neutralizing the suspect" "And the suspect is?" "A dog" "...."

[@3ch0h3art4]

And then the dog took his job

[@wilbertzhu6218]

not what happened... kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5OvlHqdoK2tf80

[@haydenreyes4621]

@@wilbertzhu6218 its a joke he didn't

[@Thatsudistucsonofagun2849]

@@wilbertzhu6218 iv always wanted to do this even if i dont go on redit but R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[@wilbertzhu6218]

@@Thatsudistucsonofagun2849 LOL Just ignore old me. Old me is a dumbass.

[@elijah6169]

6:02 that is awful, and is the reason I have bladder and kidney issues where urine backs up to my kidneys causing tons of infections and pain. I now have to catheterise for my entire life, schools don’t do this.

[@mook_butt8037]

Fellow kidney issue gentle fistbump of solidarity.

[@suziedean8245]

@Sapph Hey I have the same thing, I have a cathita atm but I’m hopefully going to have surgery soon but I know what you’re going through I’ve had bladder and kidney issues since I was 4 so you’re not alone

[@MissingmyBabbu]

Ayyy me too bruh!

[@elijah6169]

Suzie Dean I’m also going for surgery on my kidneys, they think it’s something to do with my spine causing the whole thing, hopefully I get answers soon as it’s been 3 years of pain. Hope your surgery goes well!

[@wulf768]

EY EVERYONE, HOPE YALL GET WELL SOON. IT SEEMS MORE COMMON THAT USUAL NOW, THANKS FOR INFORMING ME OF THIS CONDITION. Also, if you having an operation to fix em, hope it works ;)

[@ur.local.st0ner]

Teachers: Kids should be able to hold their pee. Me: And that's what causes urinary tract infections. Good job, keep encouraging this.

[@FranciumBoron]

Not to mention it basically dissolves the kidney.

[@jack_copperz]

For real? My parents said it's cuz I eat too much salt.

[@ur.local.st0ner]

@@FranciumBoronfacts.

[@ur.local.st0ner]

@@jack_copperz well, it can be based on your sodium income if you had _that_ much salt. I personally don't know how much salt you consume every day, so I don't really have a say in this 😬

[@jack_copperz]

@@ur.local.st0ner ah. Ok. I'm doomed :)

[@captnace]

I’m just going to say this and leave Yahoo Fucked up

[@JecIsBec]

Tbh $4.6b ain't bad - it's not $40b but like it's still amazing

[@JecIsBec]

@AlexTheGuy no it's not lol

[@joshtatko4806]

@@JecIsBec uh. Are you going to tell them, or should I?

[@HunTechno]

Big time

[@fos1451]

Endangered YT $750.000 in 1998 is equal to 170 billion in 2019 it’s too expensive for yahoo of course, if it’s really $1 million dollar everyone would buy it lol Source: fortune.com/2010/09/29/excite-passed-up-buying-google-for-750000-in-1999/

[@Hellavenly]

the first-grade teachers: talking about how the children use the bathroom too much past me in first grade: _literally never using the bathroom at school because it stinks_

[@sophx9634]

hold on a minute you’re in 1st grade? doesnt that make you like 7

[@Hellavenly]

i was talking about my past self ._.

[@psgamer-il2pt]

I've barely ever peed in school I'm surprised I don't have bladder problems I mean holding it in for 6 hours probably isn't healthy

[@chrisb.3353]

@@psgamer-il2pt Agreed I rarely ever go to the bathroom at school so I'm probably holding it in for 6 hours too. You know I've seen other peoples comments about their kidneys exploding so... Imma go to the bathroom.

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

I finally found a comment that does what I do

[@wokstarchromie]

Officer: Imma kill you! Dog: No U.

[@justyournormalweeb8085]

Dog: *uno reveries card*

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@justyournormalweeb8085 Pulls out more cards.

[@wokstarchromie]

Tony Peppermint *looks at +4* "u got nothin on me"

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@wokstarchromie Damn, you got me.

[@wokstarchromie]

😈😈😈sorry.

[@chrysoz9031]

Police officer: Die fool! Dog: *Uno reverse card*

[@nicoleprevost9503]

Police:OOOHH NOOOO! **shoots him self**

[@FakeEgg]

@@nicoleprevost9503 you just made the joke worse

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

"Cop tried to shoot this dog for barking but he accidentally shot himself instead" Good..

[@denisl2760]

John Wick grabbed the gun and made the cop shoot himself.

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

@@denisl2760 John Wick used the Force to destroy any threat to the doggo.

[@motherofdogs7980]

I did it.

[@davidtorazzi7650]

He just don't wanna confess he got shot by the dog

[@jdavis9817]

Shuhrat Kessikbayev What if it was at 4 am and he couldn’t get it to go away any other way.

[@MunciMunci]

"...hold urine for 2 hours" My school never let us go to the toilet at all. I can hold my urine for a week. Git gud. *collapses from kidneys imploding*

[@vincentbartholomew3rd672]

Well you are from russia this explains alot

[@Elfilinfan]

I don't know how you are living

[@InnovativeSparks]

I can go like 1-2 days without peeing but I regularly pee after 2-3 hours because I know the effects of holding it in.

[@k9trash264]

Cop: You're gona die Dog: *slowly pulls out uno reverse card*

[@DrkdragonNetwork]

**driving** *Bing* "oh check engine, ok" **pulls over, releases hood, gets out of car and checks it** "Yep, its there"

[@unwisesam9903]

Did not get that from Mr.beast

[@bruhb9128]

These are the people who prove evolution can go backward

[@epepepe7178]

So devolving is real

[@milster08]

giorgai we are evolving, just backwards.

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

What's backwarts

[@want-diversecontent3887]

The Wind Waking Hero Nobody said backwarts

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

@@want-diversecontent3887 r/Woooosh

[@maxwellbusse4711]

“That’s just straight glue huffer logic” That’s gotta be the best insult I’ve ever seen

[@3hpleft]

The pee holding training is actually possibly dangerous to someones health.

[@creepykidandinfinitedreams2987]

caroline decker Those first grade teachers are stupid.

[@shadowknightskye2783]

Yeah, it can actually lead to bladder infections, which means meds and zero ability to hold your bladder for a,while

[@MrOrdosan]

ya. i was actually about to mention that myself. one of the things they teach you is dont hold it in for extended periods of time.

[@jameson1239]

A. Anderson and if your really unlucky you can end up with hyponeatremia witch is potentially fatal

[@bonnielogan6358]

I mean do they really think a kid with a tiny bladder can hold it for two hours?

[@elenachew7345]

In elementary school my teachers never let us use the restroom so we'd have to wait 4 hours to go at lunch. Pros: I have learned to hold my bladder for around 12 hours Cons: I GOT CONSTANT UTI'S Kids got bullied for having accidents and the bullying was never solved; 2/3 of the kids in my class were bullied at some point. They wouldn't let us change our clothes when we did have accidents. This would mean we were sitting in piss shorts and skirts. Elementary school was shit. Let kids be kids. Kids use the toilet. I'm sure 5 minutes of potty time is more important than the time it'll take cleaning up that mess.

[@epicswordmewz7007]

2 minutes to use the bathroom is not nearly as important as the entire class time that you'll be sitting there not being able to do anything because of the physical pain of your bladder, and also you getting bladder infections that can create problems for life!

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

At my school they give kids tardies if they use the bathroom during that class time over two times in a semester, if you get 3 tardies in a week you go to detention, so you could literally end up in detention for using the rest room

[@CosmicCrimson]

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 Okay that is just garbage! I'm literally cringing at reading *everything* here, because for the grown-ups to be put in charge, *at least have a brain dammit! >:/*

[@saneperson2]

At my school we can’t go during class or lunch. The connection teachers don’t let us go. The only time we can go is on the way to lunch and there are like 30 students in there.

[@popcornegg4405]

Torch that damn place.

[@jaron7817]

6:00 You can get urinary tract infections pulling stunts like that.

[@BlankBlonk]

I've been doing that for a while now, no urinary tract infection yet. (Longest time held is 2 hours)

[@yummehcheezman]

@@BlankBlonk lol weak, i been holding for years

[@nguyendi92]

Stop spreading false info. It may give you bladder stones, not urinary tract infection. You realize that pee is stored in the bladders, not the urinary tract right?

[@yummehcheezman]

@@nguyendi92 pee is stored in thy balls

[@jaron7817]

@@nguyendi92 www.sciencealert.com/what-happens-when-you-hold-in-pee-science-2017 Urine may be stored in the bladder, but guess where it goes after that?

[@sprinkleman8103]

8:37 Oh yeah Game Over. The reason those *MTF* guards guard that IKEA is because it’s SCP 3008 Talk about a big IKEA

[@theslimeguygd5203]

Sprinkle Man, Good joke and big ikea isn’t real cause it has infinite space

[@trishtavrn]

God damn people and there hide and seek games in 3008

[@coolstufftodo5256]

Indian men hitting on absolutely everyone and everything is hilarious

[@hearto_smarto]

But violence is wrong

[@saumyaamavi3225]

They were Bangladeshis not Indians😂

[@mmtasty1889]

@@saumyaamavi3225 one of them was from Bangladesh probably not all of them

[@saumyaamavi3225]

@@mmtasty1889 but they called all of them Indian too correct them also😶

[@mmtasty1889]

@@saumyaamavi3225 he didn't say all of them were Indian he says that Indian men hitting on everyone and everything is hilarious. Just because one of them is from Bangladesh it doesn't make him wrong

[@snipersnowman1027]

“Rip Vampy” So your dog “dies” and you immediately post a Snapchat story about it? *NICE*

[@aretard7995]

MILLENNIALS

[@FulgurHalcyon]

Kaguya Houraisan ok boomer.

[@itsoveranakinihavethehighg3522]

(in joseph voice)

[@grimm9719]

@@itsoveranakinihavethehighg3522 NIIICE

[@MP-tz2yn]

@@itsoveranakinihavethehighg3522 jojoass weeb shit

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I tape legos to the palm of my hand and dig them into my face flesh.

[@fleshyainz2490]

Tails!!!!!

[@Ivan-db3bf]

Ouch...

[@just_lucyy]

r/cursedcomments

[@begonekneecaps1072]

Haha ok as long as you suffer :)

[@medplug4061]

Ok

[@laurenmiller5756]

3:43 For a split second I thought it was an ad giving away children 😂 I was like damnn the world cruel.

[@Sir_FireFox]

*holds pee for 2 hours* Hello im a bladder infection :D Edit: Two things this is a joke if youre scared of a bladder infection please check how long is dangerous and second this is a joke not a doctor appointment

[@Yrkangel]

@@wayfarer_exe hey me too

[@averagetf2player277]

Sir_FireFox Gaming! I hadn’t peed for 5 hours and I hadn’t got a bladder infection moron

[@suziedean8245]

Bladder infection gang

[@onewordaday2718]

DanielRBMC YT hey it causes bladder infections for most people you got lucky and didn’t get one

[@catrook8146]

This was how I got a kidney infection in fourth grade. Held it so long that urine backed up into my kidneys.

[@mollymermaid1398]

5:52 they DO realize that doing that often results on bladder infections, which are extremely painful and can lead to very dangerous health complications...right?

[@Its_Asteria]

And once they do let go in an accident it repeats and causes bladder weakness

[@newspacia]

And sometimes the bladder explodes

[@sociallyineptbean1689]

The trick is: don’t drink water. Works for me. Not like I have sever health problems or anything. It’s fine

[@spod2998]

0:36 Pool represents the water bucket I accidentally placed Furniture: the redstone torch and dust that I placed

[@yaboianz]

the furniture is the whole automated factory you made with redstone 10 minutes ago

[@spod2998]

@SnowKíllα and the table is the wool blocks colour coding the different circuits

[@yaboianz]

@@spod2998 lol

[@Lin_ermona_moon]

yup last time that happened i was building a working vaut door buuut my hard 18 hour work was ruined

[@derpywastaken1331]

8:47 the police are actually protecting them, as if anyone is caught inside after hours, THEY... get turned into the meatballs

[@Ibtsrl]

when you get called ugly in 60 languages 50 accents 293 fonts and 279 countries

[@hiimdelta8385]

i cant be the only one who thinks the children giveaway was giving away children. can i?

[@hugedickerinokripperino5299]

Goku i think thats y its in the facepalm complilation. This comment should be too (if you are actually serious)

[@Heyo727]

You're not alone.

[@danielpoulis9855]

To explain, that was the point. it was a face palm moment as the message didn't come across correctly and can be perceived as how you read it. Most people eventually understand what it means to say. Very comparable to your comment lol. You didn't u understand the joke the joke so now we are all face palming on your actions. That is unless this was meant to be a joke. In which case we are still face palming on you.

[@ginaboyle2204]

Goku I thought so too....

[@Nut12310]

you arent

[@seame4238]

6:14 If you hold your pee for too long, Your bladder will burst. Even teachers are stupid.

[@Edgeperor]

That’s how Tycho Brahe died

[@tinyeragon7132]

no its more likely that you would get an infection

[@tinyeragon7132]

@@Mechstreme If you were so far gone that your bladder would burst youd probably be dead, but maybe hospital technology can somehow still sustain a person. Either way, its an almost impossible situation.

[@skelet8337]

I love my biology teacher for that reason he will never make hold it in

[@leader_of_noobs9269]

My teachers are dumb theres like 20 positive cases in my school and people are still sending their kids to the school i think my Spanish teacher got fucking covid cause hes not my teacher anymore and im pretty sure other students and teacher are getting sick of covid and still spreading it all over my school. (So glad im doing virtual)

[@CustomJack]

Love the woman who was checking under the hood on her car, how she is treating the car like some sort of misbehaving child.

[@scaryspagghetti9569]

Face: are you not gonna hit me? Palm: well yes but actually no

[@bastion790]

unless

[@tonyap6752]

Song in back ground Normal people: nice song Cuphead players: I'M MISTER KING DICE

[@djredstinger12pvz75]

I'M THE GAMEST IN THE LAND! I'M MR KING DICE! I'M THE DEVIL'S RIGHT HAND MAN! 🥓

[@goldenbitgaming1506]

DONT MESS WITH KING DICE!

[@SilverBlossom-w6h]

DON'T MESS WITH KING DICE DON'T MESS WITH MEEEE DON'T MESS WITH KING DICE DOOOOOOON'T CHU MESS WITH MEeeee!

[@BooksandBuns]

Well, yeah. Pretty sure that song belongs to the Cuphead team & he should be using it

[@dsrn420]

IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THE FREAKING CONTRACTSSSSSSSSS AAAAAA

[@ashtinator1]

"You deserve whatever comes to you" COVID-19 comes ...

[@CosmicCrimson]

*OH NO...*

[@st4ndg4mes87]

I mean, yeah, we deserve it. Probably the ocean, the air and the trees are mad by tonnes of plastic waste we produce and went to God to release a virus.

[@anthonyraymond8955]

Oh no

[@ehhhhh596]

Tbh it's not enough

[@SnowMexicann]

@@st4ndg4mes87 Some people... deserve it more than others. Such as the middle aged degenerates on facebook shouting about how "oh climate change isn't real and pollution is a scam by the government" and then they litter more on purpose.

[@Monster_Hunter-rn2dk]

It’s not the earth rotating It’s “The World Revolving”. Okay I’ll go now.

[@agzzradface3113]

is that from deltarune

[@madgamer1166]

*THE WORLD REVOLVING INTENSIFIES*

[@dallyhall]

CHAOS C H A O S

[@LordRetro-zh7er]

I can do anything

[@innocentbeancreature2370]

Deltarune ftw

[@flapjak6090]

"Miss this is a big mistake , this raised hand isn't asking for permission" *it's a warning*

[@jameson1239]

That is the most threatening comment I have seen all day

[@calebunga7271]

The first one was the real life version of the “miek is dead” “Never mind he’s alive” Scene from Thor Ragnorok.

[@bobbo6912]

R/woooosh

[@sentient5]

This is not a whoosh.

[@splenden2235]

im a kid do ya even know what woooosh is?

[@bobbo6912]

@@sentient5 r/woooosh

[@bobbo6912]

@@splenden2235 r/woooosh

[@superhamsniper4487]

bodyly fuction: *exists** teachers: so you have chosen death

[@keegyweegy7803]

SuperHamSniper bodyly? What language are you speaking? It’s spelt “bodily”. Dumbass.

[@spongenibba7634]

@@keegyweegy7803 damn don't gotta be so rude about

[@TheAquaAuthor]

@@keegyweegy7803 You get the idea of what he said though, and you could've been nicer about your reply.

[@keegyweegy7803]

Dragon Flame ok snowflake

[@keegyweegy7803]

sponge nibba ok snowflake

[@localdreamer13]

Bro that bathroom one sounds like my school. Most teachers give us, like, three passes and that's it, but one of my old teachers gave us one every six weeks, and every time after that was put in as a tardy. Thing is, you get three tardies, you get detention. So a few kids ended up with detention just because they couldn't wait to go to the bathroom. Luckily, I never had to go during that class myself because I always went during lunch (but if I'm being honest I only went to escape the cafeteria and would just stay in there for the rest of the time anyway).

[@veera7336]

11:04 I love how no one is actually driving the truck, so the whole family is just standing in there

[@Skybarrier]

how tf would they take the pic if the truck was moving

[@444fame_]

2:12 wait aren’t we OMNIVORES? Basic science?

[@jackaboy123]

there's a reason why they call it OMNnivore so that we can OMN on all that food

[@jackaboy123]

@Daniel Alafe if you found it corny thats why we're OMNnivores

[@PinkLemonShark]

JackaTheLegend cute

[@jadekaay]

Hey bro, what's *that* you're drinking? *Handicapped* ♿ 🍺

[@sephtis3658]

Dude! Thats my favorite!

[@NeverEverTM]

*nap* Noice

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

Jay K I prefer drinking *Handicapped people*

[@sephtis3658]

@Wrestling2006 Xbox Their blood is especially sweet

[@yazidefirenze]

Ah, yes. Liquidised Suffering.

[@starfreak2349]

If my dog died, I wouldn’t really be comfortable posting a picture of its corpse to let everyone know that it’s dead

[@Xqoom]

When he pronounced it (in-scissors) r/facepalm

[@amezfires9247]

I had the same thought

[@Mom-us5qy]

69th like

[@Space_Pencil]

UptownCheese773 nice

[@nathanberrigan9839]

Still not as bad as availeeeeeable.

[@rangabusi]

Also tharasus he pronounced thesaurus.

[@iKnowaNoah]

That first grade one is super unhealthy. I have regular bladder/kidney problems now BECAUSE I trained myself to hold it in at a young age, for long periods of time. Just... Let the kid go to the effin bathroom...

[@spongegar7588]

3:33 That lisp on the “Amathingly theap flight from the Philippines” was so adorable I almost died As if Damien couldn’t make up want to protect him more 😭😂

[@LuckyVine]

7:35 I'm pretty sure the entire reason the man has all of those buckets is so that he can fill them all up halfway or less and still have enough gas. Looks to me like he is taking precautions against bumps and spills.

[@panorama4]

Jesus the dog one scared me then I realised what video I was watching

[@EmKay]

we wouldn't show a dead dog we're not satan

[@droklir1135]

"Sweet Marie mother of Joseph" -Emkay

[@mahismelodies3685]

I thought it was spelt mary?

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

Outstanding!

[@henryolsen8232]

Sure hope Mary’s husband isn’t her son

[@DrKayFPS]

6:18 is photoshopped The OG 1 says *long yellow things*

[@b_boy0077]

r/wooosh

[@b_boy0077]

@AHMAD RAIS MUIZZUDDIN BIN REZA EZANI - NANI?!

[@phoenixi5359]

@@b_boy0077 In what universe is this a wooosh?

[@IndianaBones027]

@@b_boy0077 Reddit users when they R/wooosh people for no reason: Welcome to downtown coolsville

[@jacobkim3690]

B_Boy007 I would of protected you, but you only put *3 Os* and r/woooosh has 4 Os

[@spacez5963]

I love that first clip, not cause the facepalm, but because the fact that the first thing that they thought was, "Oh man, this is sad, but I gotta take a pic".

[@DASBIGUN]

*OPens hood* Women: Time to show you how "knocking" *beats car into submission*

[@natejanisse5745]

to fix the transmission

[@tylerhughes5420]

Probably tapping on the battery terminals sometimes that will help it start if connection isn't good or they are corroded.

[@DASBIGUN]

@@tylerhughes5420 OK..I understand that reasoning.... THE BITCH WAS PLAYING WACK-A-MOLE....Dat AINT how you test...lol

[@somerando2702]

she probably saw it from a tf2 meme it said something like "machines are like your children, hit them to make them work better."

[@lyravain6304]

She probably saw someone playing Overwatch's Torbjorn, smacking the turret to heal it and went 'AHA! this is an accurate representation of reality!'.

[@jules1282]

Remember when someone commented to Damien pouring their heart out about how “sexy his voice is” and how “his laugh brings them joy”? Yeah, that was so funny

[@garlicbread8105]

Which episode or whatever?

[@jules1282]

NateIzEpic it was like a month ago so I might be wrong but I think it was a r/cursedcomments

[@garlicbread8105]

@@jules1282 Alright, thanks

[@garlicbread8105]

@@jules1282 I don't think it's cursed comments, I can't find a video on cursed comments around a month ago.

[@bestboydoppio234]

@@jules1282 yeah i saw that

[@damaan1243]

3:35 How about the Minecraft ripoff ads that are just actual Minecraft footage?

[@yazidefirenze]

Da Maan Or the Minecraft footage that is from modded computer, but with joysticks

[@gameseeker6307]

I wanna hunt them all down and find the people posting em All of the ads are ticking timebombs for unsuspecting victims..

[@MageoftheTower]

I once saw a literal ad that was made on IMovie about Minecraft. Well, to be specific, someone’s Minecraft channel. And it was Pocket Edition, do you could see the movement controls.

[@KLingS-rk6dt]

COULD WE ALL JUST START A WAR AGAINST ALL GAME RIPOFFS? CAN WE? Coz im just sooooooooooo annoyed by ripoffs

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

6:15 Bobby sounds like he wants you to witness perfection

[@Zyamotic]

holding urine for 2 hours are they crazy or yes.. what kind of sick tortue is that!

[@skootergirl22]

It cam damege your bladder and kidneys of you hold it too long, that can give you a urine infection and kidney stones and your bladder won't pop like a balloon it can get punched though it someone hits where it is.

[@CageyTroller]

RIP to all the nurses and doctors in the world

[@scottrauch1261]

Home school is seeming like a better choice all the time.

[@fuzionxm4514]

I managed to hold my piss for eight hours wait I forgot I went to Orlando from Frankfurt so actually ten hours

[@Zyamotic]

pissholding competition is next door sir

[@hanoihero8168]

Please turn on dark mode for the people who watch this while sleeping. Sincerely, People who Sleep

[@wheeliebin1791]

Or you could, like, go to sleep.

[@Kay_213_]

Or you could like, turn down the brightness Or you could like, stop being a vampire

[@hanoihero8168]

RedJive213 *he knows*

[@psilon6999]

how can you watch while sleeping?

[@hanoihero8168]

MajesticGecko One eye is open, the other is not.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

0:56 What's the biggest country in Australia? 5:13 Yeah - it's called winter, bub.

[@StanTheBlueYoshi69]

@@slixca what australia is a continent and new Zealand is part of it what not Asia what are you acc dumb it's oceanic? its not party of Asia what???

[@justbrix3458YT]

@@slixca daheq do u mean bruh? New Zealand isn't a continent, it's a country, therefore, it HAS to be part of a continent. ???????????????

[@Troyboy-eh6nx]

@@slixca bro you serious? New Zealand is in the same continent as Australia, which you know, is called Australia...

[@laurenmiller5756]

4:11 OP: *worried about waste* Also OP: *buys 144 single use plastic toothbrushes individually wrapped in plastic*

[@trishie_V]

you can't appoint a time to take a piss, that's just not how it works chief

[@flowvis1193]

You should do a video on r/gocommitdie

[@harmonydew6486]

I should check out that sub

[@comicsansgreenkirby]

The F1anatic wait there’s a subreddit on the one and only go commit stop living?

[@offbrandauditor1351]

yes nice

[@VeraVemaVena]

PP EXTENDUS

[@matematulji]

@@VeraVemaVena YOU'RE SO TREMENDOUS🎶

[@geicogecko7303]

Boss: Why didn’t you show up to work Employee: I was sick Boss: Where’s your sick note Employee: I was too sick to get it

[@feywildheart2878]

Ah yes, wagetheft at its finest.

[@lukescheffe9851]

8:38 There are fire laws that restrict the number of people allowed in a building based on total floor area, easy access to exits, and navigability. Basically, a fire would kill half of them.

[@deadflower3130]

Nobody: EmKay: dying of laughter after almost every post

[@carolcarol9982]

Can you imagine how many people entered that "Children Giveaway" thinking they were going to "win" a child?

[@moe8885]

Someone in my P.E thought wood can turn into a liquid. He said, “If you heat it up, it will melt and turn into liquid.” That’s how me and my friends started calling him a dumbass, and he was basically known in our P.E as the dumbass.

[@want-diversecontent3887]

Technically it might be possible but it would probably burn before that

[@trolmaso]

Breaking news: Idiots house burns down after trying to drink the fireplace

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

When wood heats up, it will break down before it melts.

[@jingle572]

Under specific conditions, this might be possible actually!

[@aerb3938]

Your profile pic is true beauty.

[@Adam-xf6sq]

8:38 Everybody gangster until little Johnny enters scp-3008

[@canisius100]

"ooooh zoowee mama thats a good one" ~ EmKay, 2019

[@wardedthorn6523]

"Mary mother of Joseph" I, uh I don't think so

[@dracos0024]

I don't think I like this bible AU.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

There's a brother of Jesus named Joseph. Look it up.

[@dracos0024]

@@alexanderchristopher6237 Wasn't that Joses, not Joseph?

[@nickhannah9543]

It took me a bit to get that XD

[@ParacosmicEscapism]

@@fubuki.pershinge1 MASAKAAA STANDO????!?!?

[@cbrosif]

12:36 EmKay: "I want your car to blow up" LMAO

[@likeablekiwi6265]

'Yahoo' doesnt have much of the 'ya' and only the 'hoo' with a depressing tone