r/Facepalm | WHYYY?!??!!?!?

[@princealigorna7468]

Didn't insulin used to be like $17 a vial? And didn't the person that first synthesized insulin sell the patent for a dollar because he wanted as many companies as possible to make it so that prices remained low?

[@philippak7726]

exactly correct, but now the patent has expired so people can make their own varients... yaaaaay

[@infiniteplanes5775]

I do need to remember to find out why people don’t just make their own insulin

[@CuppaLLX]

yup

[@connormessenger4756]

@@infiniteplanes5775 its complicated and illegal :D

[@emilyauld8622]

The USA is one of the only countries in the world where you have to pay that kind of price, definitely the only 1st world country. I'm pretty sure it's free here in Australia, if not free then very cheap. The USA is ass backwards about so many things, but the cost of medical care is the most mind boggling of them all. I mean, if you're going to live in a country where you could get shot at the grocery store, you should at least not have to mortgage your house to survive it.

[@dudeno8711]

I appreciate the concern at 2:32 (i love in Chicago, we dye the river green every Saint Patrick's day) and we do use plant-based eco-friendly dye for the water! Just wanted to give context.

[@barrydheil]

Not to mention, said dye is biodegradable and becomes unnoticeable after 2 weeks.

[@akatsukilevi]

Huh nice, that's something I didn't knew, good to know some thought was put into the environment before they did it

[@endgamerplays]

To people who don’t live in Chicago they’d probably be a bit confused, and I don’t blame them.

[@dicerson9976]

to be fair, nothing you put in there compares to the nonstop stream of brown and black dyes that just about every riverside city dumps into their local rivers every day :p

[@Trainboi1983]

That’s nice

[@jezza6140]

2:30 the dye is probable the cleanest thing dumped in that river tbh

[@connormessenger4756]

lol, a comment confirmed they use eco friendly stuff that doesnt harm the water in any way

[@Devilsaur]

ong

[@liu6740]

9:45 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm preeeetty damn sure the female reproductive system was around waaaay before someone drew a goat and decided 'Yikes, that's evil.'

[@mbdg6810]

And the bible says sex in a certain context isn’t a sin.

[@strayiggytv]

Like how sad and pathetic does your life have to be that you have to blame ALL evil ever done at the feet of women. It boggles the mind.

[@ghostdragon2282]

yea, I find these anti-sex sentiments that are going around in some/most cultures VERY annoying.

[@fresanegra77]

I know this was like nothing serious or just a joke but... why goats? Goats are pretty cute and awesome animals, why would they be seen as evil

[@liu6740]

@@fresanegra77 I personally have no clue my guy. You'd have to ask someone who believes in all that stuff.

[@Excalibur-Sonic]

3:37 that mom really doesn't know about dominate or recessive genes. That's the one thing I always remembered from highschool bio, even years later. Parents don't need to have red hair themselves to have kids with red hair, they just need to carry the gene. So that means the guy had the gene and the lady he had kids with both had the gene for red hair. OP's partner could still have the gene. But not as likely if all the kids are blond, which is a dominate gene.

[@dadoctah]

Two blond parents can't have a redheaded kid. And neither they nor two redhead parents (or one blond and one redhead) can't have a brunette kid. All other combinations are in fact possible.

[@wta1518]

I thought blonde was recessive.

[@unreasonable-man.bsky.social]

@@wta1518 Blonde is recessive to dark hair, but not to red.

[@wta1518]

@@unreasonable-man.bsky.social That makes sense.

[@daemonthorn5888]

The girl was better without him. If he was willing to dump her just because his mother didn't want ginger babies then he obviously didn't love her. Otherwise he would have ignored his mother's petty complaints.

[@13thMaiden]

13:37 That's actually a prank box for putting gifts inside from a company called Prank-o. They have alot of crazy designs like 'ear wax candle' and 'pasta recycler'.

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

Robin's maniacal laugh on a Monday? Perfect! Makes the week start well.

[@Nicole-mn9oy]

Me : sees the video only fans tinders.club/AGNEZ " Alright I think that's enough for today " My mom: makes soup Me : OK IM DONE Ello everyone if you are bored comment in my comment cause I'm also bored. :).

[@hyliankirbythesecond]

@@Nicole-mn9oy I literally can't tell if this is a bot or not.

[@hmasterchaos8700]

11:32 I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they still got it wrong with their simple math or the fact that they thought kids were born at the age of 10

[@alexreid7386]

Haha, when I was in my early teens I used to insist that I was born/manifested somehow as a 10-year-old because I hated thinking about gross babies, especially myself having ever been one. My parents humoured my narrative because they knew I didn't genuinely believe it. I have autism and dyscalculia (I'm great with words but shite with numbers) and it's always pretty hilarious to see people who are even worse at maths than me but act ridiculously confident about it and embarrass themselves. 😂

[@amateural]

"Here! A .jpg of braille!" Wow! This is worthless! "It's less than worthless my boy!"

[@Nicole-mn9oy]

Me : sees the video only fans tinders.club/AGNEZ " Alright I think that's enough for today " My mom: makes soup Me : OK IM DONE Ello everyone if you are bored comment in my comment cause I'm also bored. :).

[@chainsawguyyy]

I hate these bots

[@ashleycd6487]

@@Nicole-mn9oy you need this kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2KmeYCBedxpec0

[@amateural]

@@chainsawguyyy you can't blame the bots they don't know any better. There's people behind them!

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

4:25 I assume the loan is for the computer, but they forget that they need access to a charging station (best case, a HOME) to operate one of those.

[@kennylex]

The poster of the cow meme at 7:33 just mention "traditional" girl names, so I want to know where in USA Myrtle, Letty, Root, Padma and Lucky are traditional names and what tradition the names come from. Btw; almost all deadly poison are literally anti-aging.

[@connormessenger4756]

um...well If I'm dead I don't age so technically~ (you might say I age but not once I'm bones and dirt)

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

@@connormessenger4756 took the words right out of my mouth

[@adrianblake8876]

It said ""Lucy" not "Lucky", and these are traditional, albiet old-fashioned, girl names...

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Myrtle, Letty, and Padma are definitely gorl names, less traditional and more hella old fashioned. I still quite like them though.

[@Am_Cookie2436]

8:56 as a chinese person, MY WHOLE GODDAMN BODY SCREAMED AT THE SIGHT OF THAT. I had to bury my arms under the matress to stop them from moving on their own and tossing my phone across the room.

[@Am_Cookie2436]

@@eagleraider444 I don't hate it, hell I actually wanna go there. But that thing, THAT DAMN THING, is triggering on so many levels.

[@Guywithabadenglish]

Oh jebbuz

[@DelphoxFan]

As an Italian American, I hate this just as much as you.

[@meh5036]

13:02 is even more hilarious because the original image has the word "that" in it

[@zapheil]

6:04 That seems like something my brother-in-law would actually draw. Not ironically, but in an legit attempt to draw a dog.

[@knightwolf3511]

90s dude was morea t one point almost gender neutral like "hay dude"

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

2nd place is how I used to draw, 1st place is how I draw now. I started painting instead for a reason lol

[@davidjacobs7465]

We seriously need to remove all warning labels that aren't related to traffic and let natural selection run its course.

[@miguelangelhernandezsolis7849]

A lot of kid could die almost everybody has make at least a stupid decision

[@mbdg6810]

It be nice if you aren’t serious about this misconstrued version of natural selection. Its not like everyone is inside or near shelter when bad weather is approaching. So its not like “natural” to select staying out there and they don’t know something is coming.

[@-hollythekitsune-7086]

"warning slippery floor"

[@NecrochildK]

It would be, but then there’d be a lot more lawsuits from the next of kin.

[@NecrochildK]

@@mbdg6810 What the hell do you mean? How is it misconstrued? And how is weather warnings even in any way remotely like “warning, contents are hot after heating”?

[@mkeith9649]

13:10 I've been looking for this meme for so long, I think about it so much. How did she just not know other people though??

[@President_Starscream]

Some people think that a pound of steel weighs more than a pound of feathers. Some people know that they weigh the same. The difference between the two is density.

[@RGC_animation]

And some other people would say a pound of feathers weight more than a pound of steel.

[@gManGabe]

You win the comment section today.

[@stanleyhape8427]

If you had to pick between 200 lbs of feathers or 200 lbs of steel to fall on you , which would you pick?

[@President_Starscream]

@@stanleyhape8427 the feathers would meet more air resistance and therefore fall slower, as well as their weight being distributed over a greater area with air cushioning in between them would make them hit much softer, so I pick the steel.

[@jeongbalsancat]

Depends on what planet. Some molecules present in air in some atmospheres weigh enough for the feathers to be heavier

[@Shannessa]

7:15 Fun fact: Duct tape is the flight attendant’s version of handcuffs

[@akashgovindabhat8947]

As usual Robin comin with these awful yet amazing jokes!!! My favourite narrator ever in the emkay team!!!

[@Newciouss]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZTWZ6t8obale6c

[@cassiebarber4669]

Same next to Lexi Robin is my favorite

[@callmekai2573]

Lexi for me

[@D2blm]

Damien?

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

@@D2blm Damian's not here anymore

[@barfyiscool]

12:05 The thing about this is, think of those rides at amusement parks. The ones where you stand on a wall in a giant circular room, and it spins so fast you can’t move. Think of the water as people on the ride, and think of the Earth as the ride itself.

[@amigo7672]

I'd just like to thank the mistakes that people made to make this video possible. Without it, we wouldn't have r/Facepalm!

[@amigo7672]

@vellicia 20 No.

[@flinggonza5688]

I'd also like to thank their parents who made the mistakes that made this video possible. Without it, we wouldn't have r/Facepalm!

[@amigo7672]

@@flinggonza5688 exactly!

[@JohnyMeBoi]

"id just like to thank idiots for giving content"

[@DaniSC_l1]

@@JohnyMeBoi thats what he said

[@heubert69]

4:13 they didn't forget, a&w decided to use the lids as coasters

[@thebestgreattusk1996]

8:51 I have that pamphlet in my home. It's pretty much a real flavor. Pizza Hut once failed with Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza, and I dont think Indonesians like dimsum in their pizza

[@ab-chan7799]

I have yet to try. This make me intrigued.

[@torradex512]

I actually looked up the dimsum pizza, and found out it was real. Kinda makes me want to try it with my sister.

[@MoronvilleUK]

Bro I'm not recommend to buy it.

[@beaclaster]

it's good with meatballs i think

[@-desertpackrat]

When I still lived as a girl, people called groups I was in "you guys" all the time, my parents always called my siblings and I "you guys" collectively. I still walk up to my own parents with "hey guys" and they have never once felt the need to correct me, my mother has never complained that I didn't call a collective including her something other than "guys". Since the early 90s every teacher I had called the class "you guys" collectively, not one girl in class ever whined about it. All of my other trans friends still say "you guys" when we're in a group and none of us care. I have one single friend who used to joke with a Circle K employee that she wasn't a guy when he said "hey guys" to us but she was joking and hitting on him, she wasn't serious. Someone is trying to make this a thing when it isn't. Also the entire meaning of "dude" has changed, for dude to still mean what it meant originally, you would have to be an actual cowhand or rancher who works with cows and horses on a farm or ranch, to be called a dude. The fact that we just call anyone dude, means that it isn't the term it used to be, now it just means person, usually used to indicate a person you see as "cool" or "chill", that's it. Dudes as the word originated is no longer a thing, even real cowboys and ranchers today don't call themselves dudes because that's not what it means anymore, it's just a random term of address.

[@jeongbalsancat]

GuyS and Guy has a different gender feel though. Not saying the messagebot is right. Even if OP said I'm stuck here you N* bitch, priority should have been giving help

[@ghostdragon2282]

That was wonderfully put together.

[@connormessenger4756]

or you could just say "dude is an umbrella term" instead of your entire life story my god-

[@kinorris1709]

@@connormessenger4756 but then someone would inevitably be like "okay but can you explain why in an extremely detailed manner with examples from the time when George Washington took a dump in west boston?"

[@capitalliz7635]

In situations like this I like to say: referring to a group of people as guys is only transphobic if you turn to the trans girl in the group and say "oops, sorry"

[@yes.7582]

9:37 So should men lay with a man?

[@MixZTitaniumDubstep]

8:37 as someone with his bed covered in squishmallows, I'd say that row of pillows is nothing compared to mine.

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

My twin beds completely flooded with plushies, collectible or otherwise:

[@yamigekusu]

10:01 you know what else is shaped like the human female reproductive system? The Dragon Palace from Ōkami

[@serthimus2340]

Yes, more people that know this awesome game exist.

[@flameindigo8035]

oh f yeah let's get it

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Not a reference I was expecting today. Does that technically mean the Sparrow Inn also resembles it?

[@milavoorhorst1477]

14:04 reminds me of how people used to drink gold ( the rich people) as a "anti aging drink" when we first found out how to melt gold

[@milavoorhorst1477]

@Jennifer 6 WTF IM A FUCKING CHILD? and I'm pretty sure you're just a bot trying to send me a virus link

[@Just_A_Ant]

@@milavoorhorst1477 they are a bot

[@milavoorhorst1477]

@@Just_A_Ant and they deleted the post because they realized how stupid they were

[@connormessenger4756]

@@Just_A_Ant youve got great typing for a goose

[@Just_A_Ant]

@@connormessenger4756 thank you I’ve been practicing

[@VTPPGLVR]

10:50 My sisters’ schools started having these more often so we were pulled out of public school.

[@hexagonal69]

8:18 What?! I paid like 15 US dollars to unlock ONE post from Projekt Melody and you’re telling me I can get 30 days access of your entire library of content for only 3 dollars on your page? Damn!

[@themagician9573]

the brazilian: "people can learn more than one language" Me: i barely know one

[@Brunitman]

Funny enough, i'm brazilian and know 3 lol

[@lmaniac58]

I love the one before the last one about the Wendy's when the person made the comment "No one wants to work." As a son of a father who works in a very annoying business dealing nothing but morons day and night, this pisses me off. That statement has been used for so many years by morons who sit at desks and know nothing of what goes on the world, especially politicians lol. Yea, there might be a small percentage of people who don't want to work, but majority of the reason why places are understaffed is mostly because those companies don't want to pay their employees for said work, they rather have them work to death! Best examples is literally the food industries like restaurants with servers and such...how much they get screwed. As well as basically not really giving a dam about said employees or work ethnics, health and safety etc. Perfect example is my dad who works as a server in a restaurant, they are always out of food and yet the higher ups sit there and blame the servers and staff like it's their fault somehow instead of the managers who sit in a office all dam day doing nothing, despite it being *their* job to check this shit to see if they are out of anything to begin with! What happens? The employees quit! And then those said companies use the stereotypical statement of "well no one wants to work, so their quitting!" People do want to work and do their job, but not be treated like shit or making them work stupid amounts of hours for little to no pay..or constantly get blamed for the most stupidest shit. God, I'm sorry/not sorry for my tirade, but I hate it when I see idiots making comments and have ZERO idea what they are talking about, just chewing out of their ass, like "no one wants to work!" Ah I've watched EmKay for years, it's not only hilarious but also r/mildlyinfuriating at the same time lol. Edit: Whoever that fucking bot was that posted on my comment you can take your sweetass bot post and shove it so far up your arse to the point you can't sit down anymore, and good day to you sir! :|

[@user-um1np8fx3j]

Good lord i respect this man

[@ivanvarela3215]

@@user-um1np8fx3j yeet :3

[@seriousserialcereal5388]

As someone going into machining, the “roto-wiper” just looks like a surface grinder bolted to a toilet. Your ass will either be silky smooth Or gone.

[@betafurret1503]

2:30 bold of you to assume there were living fish in there to begin with.

[@ZoneTown]

0:44 As someone from Arizona, that's a yikes.

[@connormessenger4756]

lol yea

[@ameliarose47]

3:01 I clarified this with my teams M to F friend bc I didn't want her to think me calling her dude was due to her gender change, but that I used it for both genders bc dudette sounds lame ASF, and she said that that's how she thought of it too. Everyone is different but as long the intention is clear to those you're using it with (mainly in cases like what I had where someone was trans and may be triggered by it) I think you can use dude/guys

[@eckitronix]

I honestly don't understand why everyone gets so upset about the plurals. I don't care much either with it, even as another MtF.

[@kuchigyz6231]

10:45 - We used to gather in a circle and toss a knife. whoever drops it/cuts himself trying to catch it has to drink. Fun times

[@rexex7964]

My Chineseness was violated EmKay 9:02

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

1:11 Ah, a local facepalm, and the timestamp is our emergency phone number!

[@mxfreggerss]

Yaaayyy someone else in nz!

[@Robloxgaming424]

I’m in nz I lived in Wellington until I was 11 now I live in Dunedin (I’m 14)

[@wahaajsuwusu]

@@Robloxgaming424 dude dont share those stuff 😭

[@randomeddie185]

The 2D braille sign is supposed to come with a little sheet of raised dot stickers and instructions to apply them over the printed dots.

[@harmonslytherin]

7:48 as a magician, I can confidently say that it does indeed happen the way OP said it does

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Do you return the rabbit sacrifice back to their dimension after you have pulled it from the hat? Or must they stay here on Earth for the rest of their lives?

[@harmonslytherin]

@@mangaanimefan3089 If the rabbit wants to return, I have to travel to the mystical land of New Zealand and drop it in the pond of Andwr. Otherwise I'll take it to the nearest shelter

[@Spgzay]

"That's how people can watch the office 15 times a year" ahh the joys of being simple minded

[@smolblacquecat7148]

Did the editor use the sound of Yukko getting hit by a a piece of a daruma otoshi by Mio to censor Robin's cursing? Because that would be hilarious

[@Phengsiri85]

😅 😊 I love ❤️ you

[@Phengsiri85]

😅

[@randomeddie185]

I've seen people squeeze through covid sneeze guards like the guy in the thumbnail. It's pretty much always because the person on the other side refuses to speak above a whisper. Nobody ever says anything to *them*, but I've been yelled at for putting my ear up to the hole.

[@flameindigo8035]

Mhm. I don't want to shove my head up by theirs, but how else am I supposed to know what they're saying?

[@Tjita1]

The green dye is called pyrinin, and is completely safe. It's a mild irritant in concentrated form, but it's an incredibly powerful dye, requiring only drops to dye several cubic meters of water, so pyranine dyed water is perfectly safe to drink, swim in or keep animals in. Also you can't actually buy it concentrated. The solution poured in the water in the image is probably heavily diluted in water already.

[@stonkr]

13:24 I completely understand that one. It's a shock reaction at the time and I wish my own version had gone a different route.

[@JetSetDman]

10:14 “Ohhh noooo, who gives a shit?” Me, I give a shit. I need to know when cryptoclowns get fucked over so I can laugh at them.

[@therookiegamer2727]

5:57. Playing annoying dog theme with a dog drawing facepalm. Mwah, Chefs kiss, 10/10

[@janessadickey8890]

The sound they use to bleep out the swearing gets me every god dam time!

[@mogenoof]

the st. patrick’s day thing makes me think of one of my classmates last year so we had to draw a town from the 1800’s we could make it up but it had to have some requirements they couldn’t decide what to name it and asked me i said you could make invisible ink with lemon juice they said thanks and went to work after we turned them in they told me about their town they made all the farms grow lemons, the river was yellow because “they dump 50 pounds of lemons and 50 gallons of lemon juice in the river every 2 weeks” the fish come out pre-seasoned there are lemon vending machines every where all the shops, roads, and trains names were lemon themed honestly, it was pretty cool

[@IOwnKazakhstan]

3:45 Me in the meanwhile, having no one in my family being ginger in 4 generations, no one having any disabilities of any sort in 3 generations. And then I come into existence with Ginger hair and a Metabolism issue that makes me underweight + ADHD btw.

[@Trainboi1983]

I have adhd as well

[@nazodreemur8284]

7:24 mid door = emergency exit you open it by pull and turn the red handle, and the door don't open, the door fall off

[@NerdStuff3141]

Yes, and that would work if you are on the ground (or in the ocean for that matter) but airplane doors are specially designed, to force you to pull them inwards first, which would be impossible because of the differences in pressure between the pressurized cabin, and the outside of the plane, which btw the air pressure is not very high because your 30000 feet in the air?

[@NerdStuff3141]

My explanation might be slightly confusing, but if you’r really interested, you can google the topic and you’ll have it explained by experts.

[@penguinbrony2415]

Every time I see someone complaining about severe weather cut ins on tv, it pisses me off. They don't know how it feels to have a tornado hit your hometown.

[@connormessenger4756]

bruh, just because someone didn't have their whole life ruined by a tornado it doesn't mean they shouldn't be worried about heavy hail or icy roads, like goddamn

[@LORAX_TV]

I was on the broadcast of an anime show when it was interrupted by the announcement of a magnitude 5 earthquake, everyone was annoyed. I'm sure when earthquake starts in their hometown theyll just continue to watch tv, its literally everything they need

[@SeeIHaveFriends]

1:13 This is my regional bus company and it does not surprise me at all

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

People are freaking out because the switch is to permanent DST instead of Standard Time, because it'll "mess with everyone's circadian rhythms." Which, time is arbitrary and so is when the average work shift starts and ends. Nobody's forcing the sun to skip an hour here, blame your bosses and corporate overlords for this minor inconvenience.

[@sad_cheese67]

13:34 the rotowipe is a joke gift

[@CCABPSacsach]

4:20 If stupid == “yes”: print (“bruh”)

[@gavins6419]

5:56 I'm glad that for all Undertale/Deltarune songs that the editor could have played, they chose Dogsong for, as seen in this clip, is a doggo drawing contest.

[@JotaIsTired]

in Brazil instead of saying leave the train we say jump off the train "vamos saltar ̶s̶a̶i̶r̶ do trem" meaning lets leave the train (I'm talking about the post in 5:02)

[@Guywithabadenglish]

Sim, i agree

[@patinhoquemoralogoali9280]

CARALHO BR NO EMKAY

[@Cerowoba]

11:20 yo this dude knew exactly what he was doing. There is no way he did that unintentionally.

[@mavadelo]

I know several regions in Europe where a 93 year old, legally blind, slightly diim person can travel alone without any problems and where he would be helped every step of the way. And the people he should be careful with, you should be careful with yourself as well. And tbh I bet it is the same on every continent except the north and south pole.

[@CamoCraft109]

I wouldn't be so confident about that, there are plenty of places in the world that are known to be dangerous to foreigners

[@mavadelo]

@@CamoCraft109 As someone that has traveled across Europe for over 50 years... Yes I am confident about that. Reading is an art, I never said "everywhere"

[@videakias3000]

0:32 the cap is for blocking the sun from behind,the paper is for blocking it from the front.

[@veronica_sawyer_1989]

1:03 I once saw an add for a sale on steak, *3 cents off the original price*

[@veronica_sawyer_1989]

Like the thing was legit "From 8,98$ to 8,95$!" I kid you not

[@Trainboi1983]

Me:😐 Also me:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@plaguedoct0r]

The pressure inside a plane is greater than that outside it, so the doors will literally fly open if you unlock them.

[@randomphonecollector3853]

5:24 if you don't "want the government to have your face", then DON'T POST A FRICKING SELFIE

[@feralpossum2089]

Also don't passports have a picture of you too? lmao, no escape

[@connormessenger4756]

@@feralpossum2089 yea and like either way..."oh no someone saw my face online...welp gotta go outside and lets tons of people see my entire body :D" like dude, it means nothing-

[@JK-je2eq]

1:14 that’s a Wellington New Zealand bus

[@rougeakane]

4:50 And I’d be willing to bet that certain people would consider fairly pricing insulin to be “communism” Red fear has gotten out of hand istg America…

[@sdb9884]

Kenny, I always watch until the end! I enjoy seeing the little messages! 😊

[@markherrera7640]

6:39 I have no idea why people hated it! That is just hilarious and amazing!

[@isaiasaguirre342]

11:38 The person who wrote that article is probably from Vault-Tec

[@Volumixen]

I wish Lexi would have been able to do at least the laminated 2D Braille one, she would have had something to say XD The Gas and Oil factory asking you to reuse your towels to "save the planet" when they are doing massive damage by running... that's actually very painful. So, you are more than likely very rich, but you are asking your constituents for money to defeat someone you claim is supportive of "socialism"... So, a little history lesson and oxymoronic observation: Socialism has been around since before Social Security was instated. Harry S. Truman, in 1952 mind you, pointed out several times when the word "Socialism" was thrown around to fight against something that was widely beneficial for the population. IN 1952. They act like they just started doing this, but no... it's been around for a lot longer than they even care to acknowledge. Second of all, asking poor people for money to help you save your money when you are more than likely very wealthy to pay for running against someone who probably has a lot less money... that's NOT Socialism, actually... that's much, MUCH worse. The Curry Seagull is actually the inspiration for shiny Cramorant in Generation 8 of Pokemon (Sword and Shield). It is literally Cheetos orange, and I think it is amazing~ That person who took that part time job is "doing it for the right reasons" because, well, they already have a career that they probably get paid well and so they don't give a crap that the manager is paying them breadcrumbs and treating them like garbage because, in their mind, it's 'the right thing to do"... but the thing is, by doing "the right thing", you are literally giving them no incentive to change their practices.

[@tenshidesu503]

11:20 WTF she fucking did it worse

[@Volumixen]

@@tenshidesu503 Yeah, "Basic math: 10 plus 10 is 20." You almost had it... if born in 10, and 10 more makes 20? They're TEN, because born in 2010 they are 0, plus ten makes them 10 years old... XD

[@tenshidesu503]

@@Volumixen She literally said people who are born in 2010 are 20 in 2020 dude when all she had to do is substitute 2020-2010=10

[@Volumixen]

@@tenshidesu503 I know, that's what I was saying, just different. I don't understand how it is so hard to do what you did either XD

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

@@tenshidesu503 Dude that confuse me so hard I legit forgot how to do basic math for a second☠

[@bluewjam4498]

1:25 its like going on to war without a weapon

[@blakeblockblook5522]

9:15 he sang the word "why" instead of saying it

[@iancameron8391]

7:29 if you don’t know, the doors are beveled, so that the pressurization keeps it closed. Considering that you can be squeezed through a broken window at altitude, those doors will not open by any normal person.

[@grimcollective6385]

11:15 as a kid born in 2010, i can confirm im 20, yes. i just failed a shit ton of years so im stuck in grade 6 and not in college. yk ?

[@zoyadulzura7490]

That thing about how overpriced insulin is in the U.S.--"Imagine having to buy an Xbox every week for the rest of your life, just to survive." This is disgraceful and should make every person angry.

[@raphaeldagamer]

I'll give you the abridged version of this story because I'm too tired of typing out the whole thing. I was driving to school one time and panicked because I thought I had left my keys at home.

[@kessiniktange8861]

2:32 I mean, the city officials were clearly all drunk by the time that seemed like a good idea.

[@user-um1np8fx3j]

Theres a thing we have called DiD (or OSDD) so 13:16 is fucking annoying Also schizophrenia is a thing

[@williamfuell735]

At 4:32 I am aware of it displaying dish pods, but the item’s selling info says coffee pods. And I believe that this says a lot about society.

[@heartofthewild680]

13:36 as a woman, I’m cringing at this one. Imagine how much fecal bacteria would be scrubbed into your sensitive areas from using that thing even just once. That is a UTI and BV waiting to happen.

[@Kemuja]

[Censored] Destroyer 1000

[@jakeyounglol]

6:06 THE 1ST PLACE ONE LOOKS LIKE A TABLE LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@paulgowler5181]

"Guys is neutral" but ask a straight bloke how many guys he's screwed and he'll get all offended.

[@Oturan20]

They do the same when asked about girls. If they say a number they're lying.

[@paulgowler5181]

@@Oturan20 no, they don't.

[@alekseikean1277]

That bus one is in Wellington in New Zealand - I’ve walked there - There is now a sign that says something like “No double deckers allowed in garage”

[@EthanTRM]

7:57 r/woooosh

[@ryanmarkel1298]

12:55 Tenant (a person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.)

[@randominternet8198]

5:29 the sad thing is the photo on my license looks better the I actually do

[@sunshader2253]

This makes me wanna wear a mask while watching this video, because at this rate I think stupidity is a disease, a very infectious one at that

[@GasolineLicker]

1:50 As a Brazilian myself, this infuriates me.

[@slowpoke0643]

I am a brazilian too, e sim pessoas são burras.

[@um_deus.existe]

Don't worry they are just idiots

[@Jabberwockybird]

Ya, Brazilians speak Brazilian, right? None of that Portuguese, or English, or Spanish, etc.

[@GasolineLicker]

@@Jabberwockybird AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@rubenperezalonso8726]

@@GasolineLicker¿Exacto, tú hablas como yo verdad?

[@thundrakion]

7:23 You don't need to be the hulk to open the door, you would need to be to close it though... 11:57 I feel like the biggest shutdown to this is "Waves are from it trying, but gravity won't let it.

[@gothic-icarus]

4 MINUTES EARLY, I HAVE FINALLY BEEN SUCESSFUL IN LIFE!!!!! MAYBE MY DAD WILL COME BACK WITH THE MILK!!!!

[@that1cat999]

Someone’s trying to hard.

[@buildingblock1518]

12:52 -Taught -Tight -Tint -Taint -Taught -Thought -Throat -Tit There’s probably more. So go ahead and add to the list

[@summergirlinparis]

My brain immediately went to Tit 😂

[@secretsimpsociety5640]

anybody else hear "cocks" when they censor the word "sex"-? no? just me? yeah i'll see myself out-

[@VoidHynx]

Damnit.

[@Volumixen]

Not alone in that one

[@radioactivenico1987]

Oh my gosh u heard it

[@chymos6628]

Well, you're in the right ballpark at least. ...I'll see myself out.

[@t_gabiuel6058]

[8:05] Imagine being a grow ass man and ending your sentence with "uwu" lmaooo.

[@8316WC]

fun fact, the term "guys" was originally gender neutral

[@Mephitinae]

12:55 "Toot." noun 1. a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument.

[@raydorepp]

13:58 You can't age if you're dead!

[@nicholaslaudan4352]

0:24 "What did you bring the cap along for?" "To keep the sun off my neck...?" I suppose thats what a sunhat is for tho.

[@Adjgbfd]

12:55 that

[@suganthikaruppiah5967]

Toot

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

Tilt

[@rastathebanana]

test

[@tohgaming69]

i love how emkays quietly supporting ukraine with the color of the username blurs