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Ailurus

Ailurus

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@Ailurus
@Ailurus 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you guys enjoyed the video! Make sure to check out the second channel for more Content! New Video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHuzm4yejJ6ed7s
@shifttab7158
@shifttab7158 2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you uploaded.I was super bored
@dragonslayer7724
@dragonslayer7724 2 жыл бұрын
Wooo, r/facepalm, glad to see you covering this one. Also, do you have a set upload schedule?
@albay543
@albay543 2 жыл бұрын
Love your videos ailurus ❤️❤️❤️
@aqibcool8989
@aqibcool8989 2 жыл бұрын
Hello
@imfunniguy3744
@imfunniguy3744 2 жыл бұрын
The titanic conspiracy is that it was faked for publicity OR that it was swapped with it’s sister ship, Olympic for whatever reason.
@Josh_the_jester
@Josh_the_jester 2 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure that any sex offender would see this "power play" and say "that's kinda hot" because the level of sear unadulterated debauchery of these heathens has no limit
@Ultimate_Gamer_3000
@Ultimate_Gamer_3000 2 жыл бұрын
If I were a rapist literally anyone caught alone is a target. "I am strong and people who aren't stronger than me are out of luck" is the mindset they have.
@100deaddogs
@100deaddogs 2 жыл бұрын
and people raping as a hate crime is very common lol
@Luigicat11
@Luigicat11 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't call these degenerates heathens. That's an insult to the godless.
@Josh_the_jester
@Josh_the_jester 2 жыл бұрын
@@Luigicat11 no, it's an insult to those aren't wildly religious, used by those who are, it's not necessarily sacrilegious
@Luigicat11
@Luigicat11 2 жыл бұрын
@@Josh_the_jester You missed my point entirely.
@acanadian80
@acanadian80 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair the guy who sued for 450k had such bad anxiety he would have trouble breathing, and something would be hospitalized
@aurora5629
@aurora5629 2 жыл бұрын
He was also fired because of his reaction, he didn’t sue just because they threw him the party
@acanadian80
@acanadian80 2 жыл бұрын
@@aurora5629Yeah, I forgot to mention that
@ajk496
@ajk496 2 жыл бұрын
@@aurora5629 and he begged them not to. They knew how he would react. They set him up so they could have an excuse to fire him. Obviously, it backfired on the company.
@kadan2889
@kadan2889 2 жыл бұрын
Two minutes in, already wondering how le panda is still sane.
@RoseB45
@RoseB45 2 жыл бұрын
Idk, but I wish I was as strong as him.
@DeadAlready_1248
@DeadAlready_1248 2 жыл бұрын
@@RoseB45 me too lol
@roboturtle1429
@roboturtle1429 2 жыл бұрын
he lost his sanity months ago. praying for him to get it back tho
@zapadap1328
@zapadap1328 2 жыл бұрын
That's the neat part. He's not.
@AIewarrior
@AIewarrior 2 жыл бұрын
Le pyro reference?
@samurexatlas7373
@samurexatlas7373 2 жыл бұрын
14:58 The worst part? The original video was satire, the reactions were saying not to, AND THE NEWS MUTED THE VIDEOS! MatPat did a video about it on Food Theory, explaining how old the video was (over a year), and actually *INCLUDED THE AUDIO*
@JJW667
@JJW667 2 жыл бұрын
This
@Jay_Vee1
@Jay_Vee1 2 жыл бұрын
Replying so it goes up
@Dinomine22
@Dinomine22 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jay_Vee1 same
@tylerwilliams7203
@tylerwilliams7203 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@INeedSeriousMentalHelp
@INeedSeriousMentalHelp 2 жыл бұрын
bruh im sure i saw the fucking video around 2019-2020 how the fuck did people believe it was real and not satire
@thedemolitionmuniciple
@thedemolitionmuniciple 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the NyQuil chicken never happened. A handful of videos popped up with people making it as a joke, the news outlets decided to run stories cutting out the audio which gave context to the joke. MatPat did a good video on it.
@AlicesOdyssey
@AlicesOdyssey 2 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments to post the same thing
@lefishe5845
@lefishe5845 2 жыл бұрын
I love how matpat is the ome breaking truth on this
@nationalinstituteofcheese3012
@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 2 жыл бұрын
Was about to post this
@crescentx3
@crescentx3 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 I don’t usually have to pause videos from laughing but that delivery of “canola oil” was absolutely priceless!
@ImADeity
@ImADeity 2 жыл бұрын
Stood up from my chair and said "A fucking doctor". I'm scared man
@beaneater6932
@beaneater6932 2 жыл бұрын
cooked children. yum.
@theokman399
@theokman399 2 жыл бұрын
A blessing from the panda gods, specifically the Red Panda God: Ailuridae
@theokman399
@theokman399 2 жыл бұрын
@stormchurrothewise youre right i am happy, bcs hes posting consistently
@shronkler1994
@shronkler1994 2 жыл бұрын
@stormchurrothewise only for ailirus 🤤🤤🤤/joke
@penguinlord9530
@penguinlord9530 2 жыл бұрын
@@shronkler1994 only for ailirus 🤤🤤🤤/not a joke
@OVERDRIVE_78
@OVERDRIVE_78 2 жыл бұрын
@@penguinlord9530 🤨📸
@ethandoesmusic
@ethandoesmusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@penguinlord9530 only for ailirus🤤🤤🤤 /and maybe the penguins of Madagascar
@IseeSandvich
@IseeSandvich 2 жыл бұрын
The wife trying to dictate the husband's playtime on the ps5 makes me appreciate my partner all the more since instead of doing this, she either joins me or plays something else while we chat
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 2 жыл бұрын
If he did the same with her makeup or whatever he'll be worse then hitler
@asarlai3575
@asarlai3575 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah makes me appreciate her more too.
@IseeSandvich
@IseeSandvich 2 жыл бұрын
@@asarlai3575 I'm hacking your preferred gaming system to make it only able to play cheep knockoff versions of your favourite games if you lay a even a finger on her
@derpionderpson1424
@derpionderpson1424 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been at funerals had smiled, sometimes even laughed… it happened when someone is giving a speech about all the good memories with the deceased… what I’ve never experienced is someone completely unrelated to the deceased deciding to yell insults at us because we aren’t handling grief like they do…
@mr.goodman3991
@mr.goodman3991 2 жыл бұрын
The first one obviously is not a scam She said “tea and biscuits” obviously her majesty the queen
@AnotherSwissYoutubeUser
@AnotherSwissYoutubeUser 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the uploads are scheduled now, I don't have to randomly hope for a content bomb and then 1 month of silence. I look forward to every single video he makes. He is not your average reddit reading channel, his commentary and opinions make these videos great.
@MrTurkey2138
@MrTurkey2138 2 жыл бұрын
His opinions feel real, they don't feel silenced unlike other reddit reading channels, this is really the only youtuber I can watch without cringing
@Luh_katkat
@Luh_katkat 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrTurkey2138 are you attacking AOK?
@Lenoh
@Lenoh 2 жыл бұрын
9:05 She's gonna sell the PS5? Nah, you gotta sell the wife first my dude.
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 2 жыл бұрын
Sell her make up
@blastemaston8709
@blastemaston8709 2 жыл бұрын
@@skootergirl22 No, S E L L H E R O R G A N S
@crona1794
@crona1794 2 жыл бұрын
12:44 to be completely fair, Mark Wahlberg's body isn't a stock build either. No one comes out of the womb with a six pack, and bulging biceps.
@beetleR6
@beetleR6 2 жыл бұрын
no, but it is an achievable body type and it promotes a healthier lifestyle :)
@kingrey4503
@kingrey4503 2 жыл бұрын
I was literally scrolling for a comment about this lol. Like it’s one thing to say that they’re hopping on a bandwagon by being inclusive, which is kind of valid to a certain degree, but to straight up say that they’re bodies aren’t real and are gross just caught me off guard. Some people (unironically) are just built different and it isn’t their choice, and some people literally can not help it.
@kingrey4503
@kingrey4503 2 жыл бұрын
@@beetleR6 I somewhat agree with you but some body types aren’t actually that achievable. You can be healthy and skinny but still have a wide figure. The body positivity movement, just like literally every other movement is seriously flawed, but in essence it’s meant to be the acceptance of all body types, something that in 1992, they just chose not to have. Also you can be fat and healthy to certain degree.
@kaisar3306
@kaisar3306 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingrey4503 Yeah. It reminds me of the whole Dream face reveal situation where a lot of people on the internet thought his face was "ugly" when he just has a normal looking face. The internet just has ruined our perceptions of what looks good or not. Being a different body type shouldn't be a moral crime.
@LotusYurei
@LotusYurei 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingrey4503 I'm so glad you said this, I felt the same way when that part of the video came up, really caught me off guard.
@Alex-oz2eu
@Alex-oz2eu 2 жыл бұрын
The guy at 6:00 really thought a business won’t get the money back that he spent because there was some kind of glitch💀
@TheMysticalTank
@TheMysticalTank 2 жыл бұрын
I was so tired when I hit the rhino eggs and legit had to pause because I forgot that mammals had eggs for a split second.
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 2 жыл бұрын
Yea human females perduce eggs once a month and bleed them out painfully
@gusty7153
@gusty7153 2 жыл бұрын
scientific illiteracy is always a problem
@Robin_hsr12
@Robin_hsr12 2 жыл бұрын
@@gusty7153 and real illiteracy too :)
@gusty7153
@gusty7153 2 жыл бұрын
@@Robin_hsr12well yes but that's taking things out of context. we can assume that most everyone who says anything on the internet can be assumed to be sufficiently literate enough that they can at least try to educate themselves on some amount of science, which many purposefully refuse to do so.
@Robin_hsr12
@Robin_hsr12 2 жыл бұрын
@@gusty7153 bro... it was a joke I said because you said Roblem instead of problem calm down
@kingstar5494
@kingstar5494 2 жыл бұрын
7:50 “ Who’s going to shoot a cop” Me: Drug addicts
@theempire8461
@theempire8461 2 жыл бұрын
Ho no
@Pineapply_Queen
@Pineapply_Queen 2 жыл бұрын
14:50 Food Theory actually tore this apart: The original video was an obvious satire, the news media took the bait, and the FDA was warning against actual food challenges, not specifically nyquil chicken.
@3rdWheel
@3rdWheel 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The NyQuil chicken thing was a joke its just that news channels started hyping it up as a 'food challenge'
@Robin_hsr12
@Robin_hsr12 2 жыл бұрын
Wait it was a joke dang i had alot of nyquil chicken
@timdatanuki2375
@timdatanuki2375 Жыл бұрын
@@Robin_hsr12 excuse me?
@Robin_hsr12
@Robin_hsr12 Жыл бұрын
@@timdatanuki2375 you heard me
@battlesheep2552
@battlesheep2552 Жыл бұрын
We seriously need to put a stop to the media. It was bas enough when they were just spreading lies and misinformation, but now real people are getting hurt because they take joke videos and turn them into actual trends.
@Asageun
@Asageun Жыл бұрын
​@@Robin_hsr12u still got that chicken. I need some of that
@jennifervan75
@jennifervan75 2 жыл бұрын
04:30 STORYTIME!!! I used to work at one of those places that hired mentally disabled people so they could gain experience etc. and even they knew, and would NEVER EVER do this!!!! They had the COMMON SENSE of NOT putting you saliva anywhere near the icecream or cleaning anything with their spit!!!
@amberlance3221
@amberlance3221 2 жыл бұрын
I am so triggered by this clip, and honestly amazed no one else but you has said something about it. It is DISGUSTING. Getting her herpe germs all over icecream she is going to sell to the public. Imagine working hard for a wage, to spend it on a treat for you/your partner/ or your family.. and THIS is the bucket you get your icecream from.. I agree, if you don't have self control, then you shouldn't work with food, alcohol or cash.
@JoHarryDaddee
@JoHarryDaddee 2 жыл бұрын
Could’ve just cleaned it normally and maybe stole a spoonful to satisfy her cravings. No need to use ur spit to clean food items ugh
@null6209
@null6209 2 жыл бұрын
How hard can it be to just use a fucking spoon ffs, aeugh fucking disgusting
@P0T80B0Y
@P0T80B0Y 2 жыл бұрын
10:07 why is jeff goldblum arguing with the repair guy about rice
@huckaboimemes8748
@huckaboimemes8748 2 жыл бұрын
that guy with the anxiety had the last laugh
@mystblox2275
@mystblox2275 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: since this video was posted 15 minutes ago, and the video is 17 minutes long, Ailurus is the only person on Earth to have seen this whole video
@pawncube6787
@pawncube6787 2 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of 2x speed
@Orange_96
@Orange_96 2 жыл бұрын
@@pawncube6787 was just thinking of this 😂
@lorenzobrown1003
@lorenzobrown1003 2 жыл бұрын
Water is wet
@scoutwaffle6125
@scoutwaffle6125 2 жыл бұрын
Bro he can watch it before he posts it, not to mention he literally makes the video so of course he saw it first
@bluscout1857
@bluscout1857 2 жыл бұрын
@@scoutwaffle6125 both the fact and the joke just went so far up your head💀
@Infinite.Worldz
@Infinite.Worldz 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap the bread slicing one dude I almost peed my pants I can't stop laughing.
@insanospaz
@insanospaz 2 жыл бұрын
I actually had to pause and take a breather after that one. In her defense I've never seen one of these and would also assume it had some sort of self orienting feature. At least she had the decency to laugh it off and clean it up.
@Infinite.Worldz
@Infinite.Worldz 2 жыл бұрын
@@insanospaz it's crazy how we all just think everything will always work all the time, absolute gold.
@jacksixterror
@jacksixterror 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Infinite.Worldz I know right? I was trying that ai generated art thing and put in God Of War. Thought I'd get Kratos, instead I got some new 'woke' Marvel character, that was the first time I almost passed out from laughing in my life
@Muffinxoxo100
@Muffinxoxo100 2 жыл бұрын
@@insanospaz This is hilarious, these machines are new here in Australia and even though it doesn't outright say which way the bread should go, it's pretty obvious based on the instructions given.
@nevermore7285
@nevermore7285 2 жыл бұрын
So, what exactly did she do wrong that caused that? Was the bread the wrong orientation?
@theelkmenarrive7288
@theelkmenarrive7288 2 жыл бұрын
The video at 7:19 was cut off, so you didn’t see the satisfying ending. In the end, 2 guys came and tackled him off the road and scolded him for being a jackass. EDIT: I FOUND IT kzbin.info6VrvmnFyaH0?feature=share
@extrez
@extrez 2 жыл бұрын
Do you know where I can find the original? I'd love to see this
@applejuice7108
@applejuice7108 2 жыл бұрын
I hope youre telling the truth, because that could heal my soul.
@stellarknight04
@stellarknight04 2 жыл бұрын
@@extrez your pfp gives me PTSD and i wish to know the original video as well
@theelkmenarrive7288
@theelkmenarrive7288 2 жыл бұрын
@@applejuice7108 I can try to find it real quick and post the link. I’ll edit this comment once i do
@NewPaulActs17
@NewPaulActs17 2 жыл бұрын
@@theelkmenarrive7288 it's been 2 weeks bro- ya find it?
@justa12packofrccola81
@justa12packofrccola81 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love catching an Aliurus video as soon as it drops. Truly one of life’s simplest pleasures
@ariniel4909
@ariniel4909 2 жыл бұрын
13:54 my man just switched reality
@Jet-plane
@Jet-plane Жыл бұрын
The cake
@Waterishloki100
@Waterishloki100 2 жыл бұрын
BABE WAKE UP, NEW AILURUS SUBREDDIT
@bonnie1020a
@bonnie1020a 2 жыл бұрын
10:25 "I said brown rice but I said rice" ???????
@HexJayBun
@HexJayBun 2 жыл бұрын
9:45 staple some divorce papers onto that, if she's that controlling over a hobby, she has more issues yet to be revealed, get out of there
@j-meister3284
@j-meister3284 2 жыл бұрын
5:09 I wish you included top comments, because the one for this post was, "If you rub sandpaper on peoples skin you can also tell that we are painted."
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 2 жыл бұрын
2:32 there's nothing scummy and bad about this. He has a condition. And explicitly stated that he didn't want to be surprised. They did it anyway, completely disregarding his request, and he had a panic attack. Then, because he had a panic attack due to his anxiety disorder, they fired him and took away his livelihood cuz they didn't like the fact that he had a panic attack - the very same attack that would have been avoided had they not purposely disregarded his health conditions and gone against his wishes. Edit: After rewatching this, I've realized I made a mistake. I misunderstood his comment and for some reason interpreted it as condescending at the time. My bad.
@ceoofbananaco.9960
@ceoofbananaco.9960 2 жыл бұрын
always look forward to seeing another ailurus video in my notifications
@BearUmbrella
@BearUmbrella 2 жыл бұрын
This guy never stops to entertain me and others. Thank you Ailurus, thank you.
@kagemushashien8394
@kagemushashien8394 2 жыл бұрын
14:40 I know it's a religious thing too, but it just looks like they joined the cult of Sauron from LOTR. Literally the first thing I thought of.
@travelsizedhispasian
@travelsizedhispasian 2 жыл бұрын
bro i thought i was looking at the inside of the coruscant senate building filled w dementors from harry potter for a second there 💀
@Frank-qs7gp
@Frank-qs7gp 2 жыл бұрын
13:47 she looking to breed for a shiny Pokemon
@lmno567
@lmno567 2 жыл бұрын
Great, now I have that Vaporeon meme stuck in my head again.
@Jet-plane
@Jet-plane Жыл бұрын
@@lmno567 hey did you know that
@hunterofthemist7159
@hunterofthemist7159 2 жыл бұрын
7:31 If anyone hasnt seen the original video, let me enlighten you with information that will make you happy. shortly after the video cuts off 2 dudes walk up and punch this dude in the face. I think right before it cuts off you can see them running up.
@Anime-117
@Anime-117 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, at that speed the punch will be something to remember
@hunterofthemist7159
@hunterofthemist7159 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anime-117 i know, right? Guys came out like a bat outta hell and rocked the fuck outta the guy!
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 ай бұрын
Does anyone have the link for the original video?
@lolitamolita5354
@lolitamolita5354 2 жыл бұрын
9:27 That's actually the best suggestion, inviting your spouse to join you, very wholesome
@NewPaulActs17
@NewPaulActs17 2 жыл бұрын
too bad, our boy can't marry his playstation
@Poptomist
@Poptomist 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 bros never had biology class 💀
@tuerculosisgaming6307
@tuerculosisgaming6307 Жыл бұрын
Not only that as there is a Grand diffrence between scientists working with rhinos and working on 5G
@MrInternFTL
@MrInternFTL 2 жыл бұрын
A $950 mortgage is a $200k house that you don’t pay insurance or taxes for
@Jason-gg4lm
@Jason-gg4lm Жыл бұрын
Yeah fuck all that I'll stick with renting
@dragon3010lol
@dragon3010lol 2 жыл бұрын
The chicken thing is a joke that originated from 4chan. The original tiktok included phrases like "4/3s of a bottle" and "let simmer for 5 to 30 minutes". The news took the story and removed everything that could indicate that it is a joke and absolutely not serious.
@heybro2305
@heybro2305 2 жыл бұрын
At least at 8:51 the girl had the decency to clean the bread
@Robin_hsr12
@Robin_hsr12 2 жыл бұрын
From what I heard they didn't even know what they were doing can't blame em they cleaned it too
@cherrybombcrewgaming4538
@cherrybombcrewgaming4538 Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain
@iowasucks9494
@iowasucks9494 Жыл бұрын
@@cherrybombcrewgaming4538they ran bread through a meat slicer
@raintherat3562
@raintherat3562 2 жыл бұрын
12:16 tell me you hate people that aren't thin with out telling me you hate people who aren't thin
@jam-sp1sv
@jam-sp1sv 2 жыл бұрын
Jujitsu, the art of folding clothes while people are still on them
@Al___
@Al___ 2 жыл бұрын
3:00 it took me way too long to realize that's two men in green suits and not some guy in a crocodile costume 🤦🏻‍♀️
@AndGoatz04
@AndGoatz04 2 жыл бұрын
9:25 PS5 time schedule: Unlimited, *because fuck you get the hell out of my house*
@tahafawad426
@tahafawad426 13 күн бұрын
Can’t believe some people get jealous over a goddamn machine how insecure can you be
@S0meGuyYT
@S0meGuyYT 2 жыл бұрын
Bro really tried to get 300 bucks as Queen Elizabeth 💀
@aliecarey
@aliecarey 2 жыл бұрын
White Rhinos don't lay eggs made me laugh too hard 🤣 🤭
@nationalinstituteofcheese3012
@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 2 жыл бұрын
7:04 Posts like these make me happy to not be royalty. I can’t imagine having the media and the internet judge me over every little thing I did. Seriously it’s awful
@davidgeorge1943
@davidgeorge1943 2 жыл бұрын
14:29 no offense, but this picture is giving off some serious "The Council will decide your fate" vibes.
@malawianalphawolf
@malawianalphawolf 2 жыл бұрын
I know saying this is probably gonna bite me in the ass one day, but isn't that statement something that applies to all religions?
@iwasnthere-7866
@iwasnthere-7866 2 жыл бұрын
12:46 why is no one talking about this? I feel like bro just body shamed me wtf….
@cats9994
@cats9994 2 жыл бұрын
Cause he kinda did
@engulfedcolt1985
@engulfedcolt1985 2 жыл бұрын
Your watching ailurius
@westcandlekiky
@westcandlekiky 2 жыл бұрын
9:49 no sir, white rice alone can't fix that phone. you also need peking duck, kung pao chicken, dumplings and makes that rice 2 bowl.
@Dinomine22
@Dinomine22 2 жыл бұрын
2:31 I think I remember seeing this story, I think they also made fun of him a couple days before firing him.
@mysterylovescompany2657
@mysterylovescompany2657 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking that looking trans makes you _safer_ from being a victim of violence. Inventor got no idea.
@Asageun
@Asageun Жыл бұрын
Tbf I think it might keep you safe from that very very specific kind of violence, just opens up to another world of problems
@redline1916
@redline1916 2 жыл бұрын
4:00 Well, if you look at the plate, you know exactly why there's a loss in brain cells.
@alegendsock2581
@alegendsock2581 2 жыл бұрын
6:30, someone really didn't look at the labels and thought triadecember 5th was the same as may 15th
@ShaunOfTheN00bs
@ShaunOfTheN00bs 2 жыл бұрын
In the guy's defence, he could be from somewhere which uses the mm/dd/yyyy format
@uhohmemebiggestboy212
@uhohmemebiggestboy212 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShaunOfTheN00bs yes but it literally says day month year above the boxes there's no excuse to go as far as taken a photo a posting without noticing that person doesn't know what a brain cell is
@ShaunOfTheN00bs
@ShaunOfTheN00bs 2 жыл бұрын
@@uhohmemebiggestboy212 wait, y'all actually read that instead of just inputting your dob manually while on autopilot in the format you're taught to use?
@travelsizedhispasian
@travelsizedhispasian 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShaunOfTheN00bs i would say yes but i'd be lying cause i don't bother reading and assume every time a website prompts me to input a date, it's MM/DD/YY, pretending that _that's_ the main date format- when in actuality, that perception is objectively wrong because only one country is stupid enough to use MM/DD/YY cause it's ✨️ *_quirky_* ✨️ or some bs like that-and ofc, it has to be America
@SpringDavid
@SpringDavid 2 жыл бұрын
1:42 red pand holds you captive asmr
@lilkittyk4742
@lilkittyk4742 2 жыл бұрын
5:50 I had to bar DoorDash from my bank account. I realized after I canceled my DashPass they charged me twice that month for it, then it dawned on me that DoorDash has been charging me double every month for more then half a year for DashPass. Even after getting a new card I still kept getting charged lmao
@toxicDEATHwish
@toxicDEATHwish 2 жыл бұрын
1:00 so basically some people think that the titanic isn’t actually the titanic and that the owner of the ship used an older ship to get rid of business rivals
@noyzi_boi4967
@noyzi_boi4967 2 жыл бұрын
13:55, bro, i dont blame you at all bro. thats an industrial bakery in the back
@NAA81-d5z
@NAA81-d5z 2 жыл бұрын
Man I love Ailurus.
@DabUwU-San
@DabUwU-San 2 жыл бұрын
couldnt agree more
@oliwilliams7866
@oliwilliams7866 2 жыл бұрын
he's such a MILA!!!!!!!!
@Uminagi_XIII
@Uminagi_XIII 2 жыл бұрын
You misspelled "we" by the way
@bigweld1947
@bigweld1947 2 жыл бұрын
Based.
@amazingjasononemillion6999
@amazingjasononemillion6999 2 жыл бұрын
I love your mom
@effix9097
@effix9097 2 жыл бұрын
10:15 OMG I THINK THAT GUY IS MY SCHOOL ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL-
@theempire8461
@theempire8461 2 жыл бұрын
His he mean
@mk-sh6iy
@mk-sh6iy 2 жыл бұрын
Any time Ailurus releases a video is a good time. Keep up the good work my dude!
@AbbeyYard
@AbbeyYard 2 жыл бұрын
0:17 I'm sorry, WHAT? The QUEEN OF ENGLAND, Using *D O L L A R S ! ?*
@psychinteresting727
@psychinteresting727 2 жыл бұрын
The licking the food thing scares the absolute shut out of me, I have severe food allergies and that could actually send me to the hospital
@Kiefsti
@Kiefsti 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how them licking (🤢) can lead to your food allergies. Can you please educate me? 😁
@psychinteresting727
@psychinteresting727 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kiefsti sure! So if they ate peanuts, for example, and then licked the food. I’m allergic to peanuts, so if I eat that food I can have a reaction from that. It’s called cross-contamination. That’s why I tend to not eat at restaurants that use peanuts at all
@Kiefsti
@Kiefsti 2 жыл бұрын
@@psychinteresting727 Oh good gosh!!! Thank you for informing me. Not that I go around licking strangers food 😂, I just like to learn basic kindness and respect.
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kiefsti allergic to human saliva
@amberlance3221
@amberlance3221 2 жыл бұрын
What about chemopatients/cancer survivors? They have suppressed immune systems. Imagine surviving cancer, buying an icecream to celebrate.. then you are in hospital on a ventilator in an induced coma.. All because the person working there didn't have the self control to use a f****** bowl & spoon. Her logic: "it's not stealing if I am cleaning it off my hands....." *proceeds to stick the hands she just licked into the tub, contaminating the whole lot*
@bawpt1590
@bawpt1590 2 жыл бұрын
8:20 dang technology has really advanced over the years, truly remarkable.
@Zegrasfan11
@Zegrasfan11 2 жыл бұрын
11:06 bro lookin like Larry from veggietales
@opalgelo5151
@opalgelo5151 2 жыл бұрын
1:09 You activated my special interest. The theory is is that it was an inside job, but it’s not the Titanic that is down there but her sister ship the Olympic. It’s a fascinating subject that(no pun intended) you should do a deep dive on.
@travelsizedhispasian
@travelsizedhispasian 2 жыл бұрын
9:44 bro, i would be *so* happy if my future partner would play some Halo, COD, or MC w me, or ask to play a co-op game with her if it's single-player-or better yet, just watch and ask "hey, what are you playing?" and show some interest to what i'm doing. it's honestly one of the best feelings to have when your partner asks and shows genuine interest for something you're passionate about-double points if they try to be involved in it, triple points if they end up loving it too! but just listening and admiring something you love? it's amazing. if yall haven't experienced that moment yet, i really hope yall do in the future, cause it's definitely one of the best feelings in the world to have.
@charlene8239
@charlene8239 2 жыл бұрын
That bread slicer 😂🤣💀
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ailurus is using music from Pokémon Black 2 and Pokémon White 2!
@sunnivamhagatun
@sunnivamhagatun 2 жыл бұрын
02:03 it’s pretty disgusting of whoever invented it to deny the fact that trans women get assaulted too. and also it’s like they’re being treated as disgusting subhumans or something.
@slashmonster0528
@slashmonster0528 2 жыл бұрын
14:12 I don’t think they even know that the army probably wouldn’t allow that tattoo because it’s on the neck. And having a tattoo of a training school that you haven’t passed yet is a good way to get shit on by drill sergeants. I would love to hear from him after he gives up after a week.
@RealCryptoTest
@RealCryptoTest 2 жыл бұрын
Does it count as stolen valor? Just asking.
@OasisTrain
@OasisTrain 2 жыл бұрын
ROHAN!!
@slashmonster0528
@slashmonster0528 2 жыл бұрын
@@RealCryptoTest no not really. Stolen valor as a law is only applicable (I believe) if you pretend to be a service member or a veteran get a veterans discount or use it for monetary gain. But it would be disrespectful for him to get a tattoo of a school he never passed. And it’s only stolen valor if he pretends to be a former or current service member.
@lmno567
@lmno567 2 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Cooper not in a legal sense. Only counts if services are rendered due to that fraud. Either way, actual service members both current and former will not be happy if they find out someone is LARPing as one of them in public.
@SaucyAlfredo
@SaucyAlfredo 2 жыл бұрын
I remember reading the nyquil chicken story. The large amount of it people were using could lead to kidney failure. So that's fun
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 2 жыл бұрын
But that's the thing, people weren't actually doing it. The whole thing started as a joke and obviously satire, and then the news took it seriously and ran with it, cutting out the audio which clearly demonstrated that this was a big fucking joke.
@wetplant1748
@wetplant1748 2 жыл бұрын
Ailurus: *skips news story* DAMN SHE GOT CHEEKS
@hammeredllama
@hammeredllama 2 жыл бұрын
14:51 my favorite part of this is the hot vapor is SO MUCH stronger than the syrup. So if you don’t get absolutely knocked out you’re suffering other problems and that’s not even from eating the chicken. I’m certain eating the chicken will cause further problems
@Bobby-lj5kw
@Bobby-lj5kw 2 жыл бұрын
7:26 just tackle the guy out of the road and tell him that you saved him from being hit by a car
@flizzycat
@flizzycat 2 жыл бұрын
Something like that actually happened in the original video
@aesthetic3616
@aesthetic3616 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just saying that sidewalk clear asf
@Robin_hsr12
@Robin_hsr12 2 жыл бұрын
@@flizzycat you can see the dude running at him before the cut off
@lolario7249
@lolario7249 2 жыл бұрын
At this point, I don't know why we're fearful of nuclear apocalypse.
@bestaround3323
@bestaround3323 2 жыл бұрын
12:36 Uh, yeah? A lot of people are built like that. Humans tend to have a lot of different body types. Plus some people literally can not help it. They can barely eat anything and still have belly fat. Especially on certain medications. Other people are the opposite and can eat tons of junk food and never gain weight. The lady in the second photo looks like a normal person.
@cats9994
@cats9994 2 жыл бұрын
Truee
@xboxprogamer1514
@xboxprogamer1514 2 жыл бұрын
This is so wrong. I have and my entire family has had problems with extremely low metabolism, after I took biology and started learning about proteins, carbs & fats more I made a meal plan based on all of my problems with metabolism and paired that with going and working out and being more physically active, it's not impossible for anyone to loose weight, most of the time all it takes is effort and knowledge to better yourself
@bestaround3323
@bestaround3323 2 жыл бұрын
@@xboxprogamer1514 Fine, for some people it requires far more effort to lose weight and gain muscle. Is that better?
@xboxprogamer1514
@xboxprogamer1514 2 жыл бұрын
@@bestaround3323 tis acceptable
@jayagain2465
@jayagain2465 2 жыл бұрын
@@xboxprogamer1514 nobody is saying it's impossible, we're saying that just because youre bigger doesnt mean that you should HAVE to make youself thin just because people want you to. if youre fine with being bigger, and its not a health risk, theres nothing wrong with it
@1adrock12
@1adrock12 2 жыл бұрын
If I was recording that lady licking the food I'd yell hey smile
@kurapikakurta1997
@kurapikakurta1997 2 жыл бұрын
1:46 I’m a trans man and these could be genuinely helpful for us *if* their way of advertising it was better. Instead of making it “only women get r*aped”, it could be “we made packing- but for pants”
@smam3348
@smam3348 2 жыл бұрын
Wish you kept the full clip at 7:36, you can see a guy run up right before it cuts off, the full clip is the dude runs up and pushes the guy in the suit over and out of the street, the guy who pushed him says to get out of the road and that the car is honking, guy in suit gets pissed and responds “do you think I’m deaf?”. I find it actually incredible how stupid people can be, dude stood in the road and got pushed over for being an idiot then got mad at the other guy because he was acting like an idiot…
@hello_mr.yomi6627
@hello_mr.yomi6627 2 жыл бұрын
God save the queen Oh wait I guess it's God save the king now Doesn't roll off the tongue as well
@03stmlax
@03stmlax 2 жыл бұрын
The conspiracy theory on the titanic is that it was sunk purposely
@ArthropodJay
@ArthropodJay 2 жыл бұрын
1:30 actually id wear that, not because anti rape, but because it'll make me look like a dude
@memesoon8361
@memesoon8361 Жыл бұрын
13:58 someone arrest that officer she stole all the cake from the bakery
@reagansido5823
@reagansido5823 2 жыл бұрын
6:21 Ironically enough, this really does fit in r/mildlyinfuriating. Just not for the reason OP thinks it does.
@odindobres4673
@odindobres4673 2 жыл бұрын
What is the context to this, I don't understand
@kaiburrus3190
@kaiburrus3190 2 жыл бұрын
15:08 The actual face palm about this is news articles making a "story" off of this. It was an old satire cooking video made for the memes. Nobody is actually cooking nyquil chicken seriously. Food theory has a video about this.
@juzzi137
@juzzi137 2 жыл бұрын
Those women in Afganistan legit looked like the Nazgul from the Lord of the Rings.
@Orange_96
@Orange_96 2 жыл бұрын
14:51 Not a real trend this started as a series of jokes in 2020 and no one (thats known) has eaten that
@_la.paola_
@_la.paola_ 2 жыл бұрын
Even if they don’t eat it, the FDA have mentioned just heating up the chicken with NyQuil could be toxic because of the vapors. Then again I’m not on TikTok nor to I follow social trends like these so I don’t have any clue of the seriousness of this joke.
@superlimeapple
@superlimeapple 2 жыл бұрын
@@_la.paola_ I believe you're right. It was only talked about within another article and not its standalone one (likely because, again, no one has attempted it to my knowledge) the only ones who fell for it were mainstream news outlets that took the story, and ran with it as a genuine trend that people were falling for
@entoxiclair_
@entoxiclair_ 2 жыл бұрын
7:37 only in Australia 🇦🇺
@franciscocontreras458
@franciscocontreras458 2 жыл бұрын
7:28 he didn’t show it but someone ends up tackling him
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 Жыл бұрын
Hey, can you send me the link?
@franciscocontreras458
@franciscocontreras458 Жыл бұрын
@@bravewater5737sorry, I do not have any links because I saw it on an instagram reel. Trust me though it’s satisfying 😂
@LegendaryDorkKnight
@LegendaryDorkKnight 2 жыл бұрын
12:52 I'm deadass not giving 20% of my income to someone for a kid I can't even be a dad to. You're fucking wylin!
@MrChase115
@MrChase115 2 жыл бұрын
5:10 Shit! She’s onto us. Us berry painters will be out of a job soon!
@NicotheEmperorsChampion
@NicotheEmperorsChampion 2 жыл бұрын
I did the Zip-Tie thing on my dad. We’ve been messing with each other’s cars since I got mine (so about a year and a half). My dad put a honk if you’re gay sticker on the back of my car, so I put zip-ties on his truck’s drive shaft
@zacharywelsh6131
@zacharywelsh6131 2 жыл бұрын
That May 6th one has to be a joke. I think the joke is that people in America do it the wrong way by putting month before day.
@Gibsonnnnn
@Gibsonnnnn 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you cover this one
@Luigicat11
@Luigicat11 2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, nobody ever makes NyQuil chicken for anything other than for the meme, like "haha imagine if people were actually stupid enough to eat this" while people actually _are_ taking benadryl as a challenge. That's the real facepalm: The media oversensationalizing a shitpost while ignoring a legitimate problem.
@eternal-z2h
@eternal-z2h 2 жыл бұрын
1:37 if anything that'll increase the chances of being hate crimed
@kingdanett4043
@kingdanett4043 2 жыл бұрын
With the chicken being cooked in Nyquil, that was actually a video that was very obviously parody and a joke but the media switched it around to make people believe it's real and that people are doing it.
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