r/Facepalm {14}

[@Ailurus]

This is a re-upload of yesterday's content. In an attempt to be funny, I came off as insensitive, and in an attempt to be hyperbolic, I displayed my ignorance. I want all of us to have a good time when I release these videos and yesterday I failed at that. The original video has been made private, and this new one will take its place, and I want to be clear, your thoughts/reactions have not fallen on deaf ears, and your concerns will be taken into account for future content. -Ailurus

[@Lezduit586]

Huh, i dont remember nothing

[@DeadAlready_1248]

Oooh ok. I was wondering why the last one was removed

[@magicalcheesefish]

what happened? please someone explain to me

[@silverflight01]

That's okay

[@westleygarcia1492]

You got me, and probably everybody, worried about that one, panda man

[@TheLore.]

"can you cry over there" still the best way do deal with someone overreacting to not being let into a night club/bar

[@victorstoian4743]

How can you represent a whole part of a country's political spectrum and still have a haircut that looks like it came off of a Playmobil figurine

[@SunRabbit]

Exactly like a Playmobil figure!

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

Precisely!!

[@TygerHillis]

He genuinely would be 10x better if he was bald

[@trashcan2748]

I gave my dolls better haircuts than that as an 8 year old 💀💀💀💀

[@thewielder3445]

And don't me get started on the hair colour. There's beach blonde, and then there's bleach blonde

[@tester866]

It's crazy to me how this man took the og down and admitted that he got things wrong yet some people are acting like he took it down because he was held at gunpoint

[@anonymoususer9197]

He wasn't but he's not really taking responsibility he's very vaguely just saying that he's had bad takes if you were to take accountability you'd actually apologize for what you said and tell those who are unaware about the takes instead of being so vague I already see people misinterpreting the vegan take

[@geekmyths]

i’m just surprised because this isn’t the first time he’s had awful takes, but it’s the first time i remember him doing this. good for him i guess, but i can’t help but wonder why now

[@cats9994]

@@geekmyths exactly theres been a lot of things he has said that were a lot worse than this. for instance i remember one video where he was making fun of neurodiverse mood pins or something to that affect and it came across very ableist. that one wasnt deleted. maybe ailurus has grown more as a person since then cause that happened like a year ago

[@TheEvo86]

@@anonymoususer9197 buddy... pinned comment

[@anonymoususer9197]

@@TheEvo86 that pinned comment is as vague as me threatening your life deleting that and apologizing saying "I said something mean" It takes way more balls to keep the original video up and own it while you apologize. You said it. Don't hide it

[@SamaraScenebuilds]

As a Pilot, the air balloon video makes me rage. All it takes is a GA aircraft operating in class-G airspace to be flying a thousand feet below and then you get jail time, fines, major injury/death, When I was doing my lessons in an uncontrolled airfield, there was about half an hour of contact between a skydiving plane and surrounding pilots coordinating just to let a few jumpers off. The safety regarding skydiving is INSANE.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

God that first dude legitimately made me facepalm "I really x 4 like Asian women despite the _"Thing"_ that I married" holy christ man, that poor woman is stuck with such an incompetent dude.

[@bendingdemon6483]

"Despite what I married" is in her RACE

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

He never called her a thing, stop projecting

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

And she isn't stuck, just leave unless he has the house

[@10RexTheWolf01]

All I wanna know is why didn't he just go for an asian woman at all?

[@EzrFbz]

​@@10RexTheWolf01I want to think love matters more to him than fetishes. What he said was kind of cruel, not by what he meant but how he said it. There are certain truths that are hard to digest. You may not end with whoever is better to you, or closer to your preferences. You can still love your partner and keep choosing them everyday ❤ It's awkward to hear "you are not what I like the most, but I will never change you, regardless" is something I would prefer over fake love promises only to be backstabbed when someone hotter appears

[@mariahs6]

I loved the way that bouncer said “NO” multiple times in just about the same way. If only that person trying to ‘persuade’ him remembered that no meant no!

[@jackmazeika5594]

He said no like he’s speaking to an automated phone message, getting progressively more tired while he’s just trying to schedule a dentist appointment.

[@amberfox9543]

First ones guaranteed a divorce 😂

[@herenaakuma85]

I dont get ger disapointment. Life partner dont have to represent persons fetish. Fetish doesnt even have to be connected with real life preferences being appealing only in romanticised umaginery settings. Being upset over not matching partners fetish is weird

[@platinumdiamond7]

Like the buddy over here fetishizing races of women and seems like they could get divorced and then he becomes one of those LBH (Loser Back Home) passport bros Like as admittedly a guy who likes them too the fetishization is just odd

[@gregbors8364]

@@herenaakuma85Let’s say you’re a white guy, and someone came up to interview you and your fiancée, and she said “I’m really into black guys,” and then the interview gets posted online, where it eventually shows up here on Ailurus. How would that make you feel (about your relationship in particular?) Good?

[@amuro9624]

I'm more concerned by the guy fetishizing a race than him admitting he has a fetish for something his wife isn't.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

​@@herenaakuma85you have never been in a relationship have you?? Considering that he called her a "Thing." The fetish shit is normal for others but what the man said and the way he said it was extremely insensitive. You can literally see her reaction and the sad look on her face.

[@saphfire6486]

5:20 Bro is BUILT like a clash of clans barbarian 💀💀

[@nikkisponamore3361]

That's not a haircut, that's a weed whacker mishap.

[@lila-tj4nb]

for those wondering: the reason its smaller is because he cropped out a vegan joke. he was sorry about how he said it. and im proud of ailurus for realizing his mistake! (jokes against vegans are funny but the way he worded that one did come off bad, also no im not a vegan i eat steak like every 2 days)

[@methatis3013]

There were several other bad takes, not just the vegan one. But everyone seems to focus on that one 🤔

[@Jcoleot]

@@methatis3013it is not that deep

[@ttskyhammer9169]

​@methatis3013 who cares about vegans?

[@kcurbie]

​@@ttskyhammer9169Any moral person? Many vegans are vegan due to allergies, or personal health issues.

[@the-leso-jd172]

1984

[@lithuanianhound]

For anybody thats curious about the reupload of this video, there were two posts about which Ailurus had pretty bad takes. One about student loans, and one about a vegan lady being tricked to eat meat. Edit: I only now realized that there was another post that was taken out, about children being taken away from parents because they couldn't provide them with food and put into foster care. In this post, Ailurus had a bad take that providing resources to the child's original family, instead of taking them away and providing them to their new foster family, wasn't good as it wouldn't help anybody. Another thing that was removed was Ailurus joking about specific eastern European countries being war-torn and undeveloped. This obviously wasn't true, as several commenters on the original video pointed out. Thank you to the person that reminded me about this in the replies. About the student loans: it was a post about somebody that had a $70k student loan, and was paying $500 monthly for 25 years to cover it, totalling in around $125k paid. The poster still had a $60k debt to pay off. Ailurus' bad take was to clown on the poster for not paying more, and essentially acting like the poster was an idiot, instead of realizing that the facepalm was meant to be with how predatory the loans are. The vegan lady: Ailurus' bad take was to laugh at somebody that replied to the story of the vegan lady being tricked into eating meat stating how bad of an idea it is, and explaining exactly the reasons why. Ailurus heavily mocked the reply and acted like none of the reasons were valid purely because the person was vegan.

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

Oh yeah, I remember that

[@Juancr2006]

So why he took it down? He changed his opinion?

[@TheKiwiBoi69]

What was said?

[@TheDigitalApple]

Those aren’t bad takes, it’s people not wanting to be ridiculed for their poor life choices!

[@iconica9516]

I see I see yea kinda had that one coming student loans one I can only wonder what he said but joking a out a vegan being tricked to eat meat is a bit much

[@tetsudau]

0:13 she was about to cry bro wth 😭😭😭

[@Psychotimewizard]

Those pictures of ladies grinding on the statues are crazy. The statues look so uncomfortable despite the fact that they LITERALLY CAN'T MOVE

[@1234ideclareathumbwar_2]

It's a statue LMAO

[@Psychotimewizard]

@@1234ideclareathumbwar_2 smashing observation innit ☕ 🧐

[@cherylclick1664]

dumpster women

[@whywouldyoudothat1346]

I think we need to stop SAing statues 👍

[@AmazingAutist]

I'm really happy about this. It's very rare to see someone take other people's opinion into account instead of doubling down or bending completely.

[@kriegenjoyer6913]

the thing is wether he genuinely cares or cares about positive interaction

[@AmazingAutist]

@@kriegenjoyer6913 it doesn't matter he took responsibility. And if all he cared about was positive interaction he wouldn't stand so firmly on his points and actively not care about the positive opinions of others which he is very clear in disregarding.

[@anonymoususer9197]

I don't think reupload ING and deleting is taking accountability really. Because many people will just see the new video and think he wasn't being a dumbass in the first place. Even in his comment he's vague on purpose. This is purely to stay looking good in the public eye not remorse

[@kriegenjoyer6913]

@@AmazingAutist but he didn't stand firm, he took the original video down

[@starsnipe-yp5hx]

​@@anonymoususer9197hell he changed the thumbnail

[@AndrewAce.]

15:50 - Failing the escort mission because you got "too far" from the NPCs 😭

[@silverflight01]

15:27 Arrested for child abandonment because the children were 30ft away VS Slap on the wrist for baby getting its hands on coke. Man, why is the justice system inconsistent?

[@smtmonke]

Because our justice system allows affluent and wealthy people to circumvent the laws of the common folk with no consequence besides the money in their pockets. We live in a two tiered justice system that is divided by people who are extremely wealthy and those who aren't. Look no further than the Epstein fiasco, where Epstein conveniently did a triple axel backflip off the top bunk of his cell in a maximum security federal prison while the guards got a little sleepy and took a nap. And it was called a suicide. Rich elite degenerates run the government, and they'll be damned if they're gonna face the consequences of THEIR actions like filthy peasant would.

[@anomalousanimates]

can you provide the link for the 2nd one

[@lavaball23]

​@@anomalousanimates15:57

[@anomalousanimates]

thanks@@lavaball23

[@davidgeorge1943]

17:11 I just had the visualization of the doctor pulling out a diagram and guiding them on how to "try for baby" like they're about to blow up the Death Star.

[@Splash_Woman_WM]

Honestly... I'd be pretty pissed too. I bought the whole VR, I'm gonna want to use the whole VR.

[@sephikong8323]

Yeah it feels very very wrong that you can pay this much money and still not be able to use it however you want because the big corporation patronizes you like a child. It might look stupid, but it actually encapsulates the problem with not even owning what you buy quite well

[@minxyayala]

I'm glad you took action about the bad takes in the original video. We all say stupid things, but insted of being ignorance, you fix it and apologized the next day. Thank you

[@POIUYTREWQ62]

If being not ignorant means that I have to be a b**** a** f**, then I would rather not.

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

Pikachu in a sans outfit!

[@minxyayala]

@@POIUYTREWQ62 can I have clarification on what you mean by that?

[@arandomguywithastrawhat]

I see some prats acting like this is a “huge L” for Ailurus. He made a mistake, he owned up to it, and corrected both his conduct and content accordingly. What more do you want from him?

[@jyggalag8359]

I don't know what the want man Do they want a whole apology video like Jaystation?

[@dat_boyboi]

some other people in the comments be wanting him to break out the ukulele

[@jyggalag8359]

@@dat_boyboi 🎶the toxic gospel train🎶

[@starsnipe-yp5hx]

Horrible response keep the vid up say man i had horrific takes heres why im sorry or heres why they are badu

[@synckar6380]

@@starsnipe-yp5hx Unless your horrible takes are written down and documented, you don't have to think about them too much. Ailurus has thousands of people watch him, right when the vid goes live and afterwards. Leaving a video up that he disagrees with is tantamount to lying to his audience.

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

Someone taking responsibility for their actions?? ON THE INTERNET?? *Unfathomable!* In all seriousness, kudos to the Panda Man. He saw something wrong, and fixed it.

[@SIeepyHalo]

that tate tweet CANNOT be real

[@SIeepyHalo]

@@hardstuckdiamond its not i checked his twitter

[@memesoon8361]

tate is fighting tooth and nail for relevancy lol

[@Downgrade87]

that wife at 17:00 is an absolute trooper for doing that for 4 years straight

[@SirDankleberry]

We need a Purple Heart for said hole.

[@twisyboi]

OUTRAGEOUS THUMBNAIL 😭

[@oneclout6643]

I don't want to point out the obvious... but not vaccinating your kid is a more commonly recent thing. So any girl who's unvaccinated is probably under 18.

[@wooah7496]

What a reach

[@wooah7496]

Ydfu7

[@wooah7496]

🤡

[@PolterDev]

14:58 that movie is basically if somebody decided to make a movie out of liveleak footage

[@undecidedmiddleground5633]

6:56 I looked up this story. Jenni eventually sued and the nasty president Luis Rubiales "resigned" after the rest of her team refused to play in solidarity. I do not yet see an outcome of the lawsuit. What's truly nasty about this is how the club tried to get rid of her instead of the president. In most other first-world countries, the boss, who has employment decision making authority, would be at-fault, even if a relationship were consentual.

[@notfreezerandgokukissing]

I'm here to actually correct the story, Jenni DID lie about the whole situation, what actually happened, or more so how i remember and most statements go, is after they won, Luis Rubiales, jokingly, told her to give her a "piquito" which basically means to give him a quick kiss, Jenni then grabbed him and gave him the "piquito", JENNI, went for it, and then she recorded a video on the benches along her team basically joking about it. Then the news came, made the entire situation look like Rubiales had forcefully grabbed her and kissed her, then Jenni changed her story to chase the clout. While i do agree that Rubiales should not have said that, even jokingly, and should have been punished for it, i do not think he should have been forced out of the club the way he was and painted as an assaulter, which has ruined his career completely, this is why the Club tried to get rid of her, because the Club KNEW she was lying, most other people on the team KNEW she was lying, but, going against the Spanish News, specially news that are heavily supported by the current goverment, is not a good idea if you want to keep your job and reputation.

[@undecidedmiddleground5633]

@@notfreezerandgokukissing Huh. I accept that I may stand corrected, but I'd have to see evidence for both sides. Was/is there ever a court case for it?

[@notfreezerandgokukissing]

@@undecidedmiddleground5633 No, but according to both of them, this is what happened, it is what Rubiales said, and it is what Jenni said on the lockers like 3 minutes after the incident, which is on camera, so it's hard to believe Rubiales suddenly forced her to say that RIGHT after the kiss, specially cuz she was joking about it with her team.

[@malikthemadman]

Why are the apple vision pro owners unable to access porn? Because if it's a compatibility thing that sucks but if apple have put artificial restrictions on then yeah they get to be upset that their expensive tech has limits they don't want, for no reason

[@comradeeverclear4063]

That's apple for you. You're not an administrator of your device, you're a user.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@comradeeverclear4063You’re a borrower of their devices

[@jordan20967]

14:36 I said this on the original upload of this video, but I might as well say it again I am one of the people who has seen Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. The movie was god awful, in fact it was absolutely rubbish. The movie was literally a way to cash in on Winnie the Pooh entering the Public Domain, and obviously people(me included) absolutely hated it. And yet despite the negative reviews and low review scores, it still made enough money to get a sequel. Not to mention the studio that made it is literally planning on making a cinematic universe of horror films based on classic Disney animated films.

[@The_Tcat]

Tbh the movie to me was not that bad it was cash grab totally but now a days that’s just the regular. I do not really like horror movies but it was ok. Mostly because I watched it with friends and we legit cracking up the entire time we watched it. It’s like a movie to watch for a laugh I do feel it takes it self a bit serious like they could have just made a joke out the movie and it would been better.

[@GestaIter]

15:13 it’s essentially a rule of the internet at this point, and it goes like this: Give man the ability to type, their first word will be racist. Give man the ability to draw, their first artwork will be phallic.

[@Josh_the_jester]

Give man the ability to speak while under the illusion that their ID is anonymous. They say something racist, homophobic, hurtful, deplorable, and literally anything they wouldn't have the nuts to say to your face

[@Melody_Raventress]

Rule of the internet? In my experience the penis thing is just a thing younger guys do. Given a moment and something to draw on, a phallic image will be applied.

[@terralazing]

I was wondering what happened to the video, it got privated mid watch yesterday and i was so confused. Props to aliurus for being responsible and aware of what he says.

[@JoshuaBarksyOfficial]

16:05 I owned a Wii when I was a kid, I know how to use these cables, I'm surprised to hear some people don't know despite it being COLOR CODED

[@staringcorgi6475]

It could be a struggle imo if the person is colorblind

[@miniongeorge60]

Ailurus you actually just made my day bc I broke my thumb so badly the bone almost isn’t connected to my hand and then I just got sick and this video made me feel so much better

[@jfinney225]

Oh dude that sucks. I hope you feel better soon. Rest up and keep that thumb wrapped and do whatever the doctor say you need to do so that you don’t mess up your thumb slash hand forever.

[@LaserAgentRyan]

6:10 obviously he’s trying to deport his barber

[@samurexatlas7373]

I think the first buddy doesn't know what a fetish is. It's what you NEED to get off, not what you like.

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

Homeboy knows the exact definition 😭😭😭

[@Xenshi.]

Isn’t a fetish more like a preference or a strong like

[@spinechiller567]

​@Xenshi. By that logic my fetish is woman or housecat

[@Xenshi.]

@@spinechiller567 strong sexual preference

[@YodaOnABender]

Nah that's a kink. Fetish is something that you immediately find hot regardless of if it's in a sexual context @@Xenshi.

[@azea_unicorn]

bro's hair looks like a damn bar graph at 5:30

[@tommarnt]

that's a histogram

[@ISleptWithBro]

5:57 bros hair is a Minecraft gold helmet

[@melissadwiggins]

0:28 by the look on her face, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that there was a fight later that night😂

[@DevaDragon911]

i am sorry ailiurus i burst out laughing at the last one even if you told me i shouldnt 😭

[@lt.kitkat]

"Can you cry over there?" DAAAAAMMMNN!!

[@LilacLikeTheFlower]

3:02 you might not catch any charges, but you might catch them hands

[@Solesteam]

3:30 That person should ask "What would Jesus do." because trespassing and putting a different idol on someone elses idol _isn't_ on that list. Rather that list contains 2, maybe 3 things: 1: Talking to the neighbor like a normal person and letting them make the final decision as to what to do with their property. 2: Teaching your own children like a normal person your own beliefs. 3?: Putting up a hedge on your side of the property like a slightly annoyed person to obscure it from sight if it's really that unsightly.

[@hgbugalou]

The hotel check out thing is partially true to both OP and Ailurus. if its a nice hotel, you should check out, otherwise you will risk late checkout fee and cannot contest incidentals that may show up you didn't use. That said, if its road side travel motel, you can leave without checking out and not worry about charges or pissing anyone off.

[@corruptedsaiyangoku9624]

Ive never heard of someone being referred to as "aggressively Buddhist" 😂

[@Star_of_eden]

FR, that's literally against everything we do

[@StudioHolocene]

As an Asian girl, the first one actually makes me sick. Like, why do people have a fetish for Asian girls? We’re not toys, we’re people so you better treat us as people. Like, why fetishized an entire group of living people?

[@-beelzebub]

Anime , Japanese game shows , K-pop , k drama

[@_Cheesy-Rat_]

I love how taylor swift is all 4 horsemen at the same time

[@platinumpagoda3079]

"Aggressive Buddhist". Story checks out.😂

[@Josh_the_jester]

1:05 you're just drowning the satire at this point

[@budrodriguez6997]

Thought I had a stroke when I got the recommendation for this video coming out again

[@JeckTheMan]

“Well I oughta” ahh dreads

[@livingwater25]

did you really just call that shit dreads

[@pineapple9476]

Ima need a timestamp 😭😭

[@JeckTheMan]

@@pineapple9476 5:40

[@raphaeldagamer]

Link's bone structure was definitely pointed out by a fat guy who didn't realize what pelvic bones look like. Further evidence for this guy being fat: he plays Legend of Zelda so much that he watched Link run around for so long that he made note of the digital elf man's bone structure.

[@Lukepuke311]

born in 2011 and i recognise vcr because my tv was old 💀

[@magicalcheesefish]

what an amazing video, another banger by ailurus

[@coconutwater942]

5:20 "the enemy stand user could be anyone" the enemy stand user

[@magnet1500]

He looks like a barbarian from clash of clans

[@ChaoticTechnician]

Shinji from Bleach IRL

[@AS-el6jb]

Why is Billy Butcher trying to skydive from the hot air balloon?

[@steventomasi5557]

Ain't no way my dude was pour the bisquick into the poop shoot instead of the skillet for four years and still confused why he didn't have any pancakes

[@spinechiller567]

What

[@Thehudats]

​@@spinechiller567the last post

[@geekmyths]

maybe because the only sex ed he got was pancake metaphors 🤣

[@anomalousanimates]

how do you mistake anal essex with regular essex

[@oizyzz]

and just when i was left disappointed, my mans came in and fixed his shit

[@iSamYTBackup]

2:35 i knew damn well that half of the users will buy it for that even jacksfilms predicted it in his vid titles "apple's new $3500 toy"

[@ilikecorks1715]

One could buy a used car with that money

[@iSamYTBackup]

@@ilikecorks1715 yup maybe 2 in romania if you find dirt cheap dacia logans from like 2008 that is an example from where i live tho mo maybe one and a decent pc

[@the-leso-jd172]

1. The brozne Bull enters the conversation

[@technoweb2873]

16:30 The real one that would always make me struggle is when there was two white ports

[@chigau2533]

3:24 "aggressively Buddhist" 😂

[@AndrewAce.]

13:30 - This man has my sympathies, and I hope he makes a full recovery...

[@MiiGameplaysHD]

16:03 "Kid these days don't know the struggle" As a late Gen Z/early Gen Alpha person, I play on my Nintendo Wii a lot. Wii Sports is goated by the way.

[@bRabbitHabit]

8:08 Hotels don’t fine you for failing to stop at the desk and announce your departure. Almost all hotels set universal check out times. They give you that time when you check in so you know when you have to vacate the room by, at the end of your stay. They send the cleaning crew up right after your designated check out time. They have your card on file to charge you for your stay. The only time it becomes a problem is if you’re in your room past the check out time. Back when hotels provided physical keys, you had to formally check out and return them, but now that almost all hotels use electronic keycards, you can just leave them in the room and go. I’ve stayed in 4 hotels so far this year and each time I’ve left the key card and tip on the bureau next to the TV. I wasn’t charged anything additionally, I didn’t get any angry phone calls, I just left and was billed accordingly.

[@149mattyman]

@3:01 forcing religion onto another religion is abuse on uk citizens rights. So don't do this in the UK

[@redline1916]

UK sucks anyways, I could care less because why would anyone want to live there

[@ianfromtheinternet7636]

9:40 *over radio* "That is illegal NO!"

[@leeroyj7300]

5:20 he-man is not looking so good anymore

[@BarneyCalhounlover]

It must be my birthday with how many uploads we're getting from the panda daddy himself

[@raphaeldagamer]

30 feet? My ear buds will connect to my phone from further away. And the real struggle was the five-port component input.

[@eaglewinnings8003]

12:15 the reason a bunch of people in their late 30s, 40s, 50s is because all they do is pay the minimum payment. It’s unbelievable. So all they’re doing is paying a part of the interest while their overall debt slowly swells or just stays the same.

[@vertigoa7071]

3:03 "aggressively buddhist" heh... Ironic

[@seanbaileycski9637]

Hey now I struggled with the vcr cables cause I’m colorblind 😅😂, love the channel and the content you put out 🤙

[@SOAPTASTESGOOD-cp9bn]

Gigachad hot air balloon flying guy "Yeah I dont fucking care bro"

[@faeryb0mb]

Glad I’m off the table 😂 keep that man AWAY from me 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

[@CoRsaMan]

i didnt realize this was freshly reuploaded until i read the comments

[@gregbors8364]

42% Scandinavian / 24% European (?) Uh… Scandinavia is *in* Europe, bro

[@ilikecorks1715]

Also the fact that European isn’t a race lmao

[@xenzis2431]

@@ilikecorks1715kinda is

[@jsmillsi]

Hey man, doing the RGB connections in the dark because you're not supposed to be up was hard!

[@Sandycult]

Hey guys want to ask what was the meaning of the one at 4:02? I didn’t understand what it’s trying to say

[@pixelemperor3510]

the guy at 5:45 looks like he could be on the clash of clans logo

[@eaglewinnings8003]

12:00 to have a $1.5M home on a combined $500K salary is unbelievably…. Not smart? Unless you live in The Hamptons, some parts of LA or Star Island in Miami you don’t need a $1.5M house. For half of that you can get like 5-6 bedrooms, a finished basement, 3-4 showers and either a place to build a swimming or already have one in what would most likely be a gated community. Just no logical reason to buy a $1.5M house on an annual combined $500K salary. I guess this is why financial advisors exit.

[@Joaquin__]

I think the auxiliary connectors are easier than hdmi because they aren’t directional

[@DreamLandValLand]

Blood and honey was honestly funnier than scary.. it was really sexual for no reason at all and the costumes were so obviously costumes..

[@redline1916]

This guy didn't have bad takes some mfs just shouldn't be on the internet and stay on the grass, i dunno how yall manage to wake up every day and say "oh god... OH GOD I NEED SOMETHING TO BE PISSED OFF AND OFFENDED BY ARGHHH!!" I feel bad for yall really that's just a sad life

[@Meownu_Reeves]

7:24 bruh he can’t see his flings because they’re busy in home school learning about their 1-2-3’s

[@possibleproblem479]

7:37 honestly this could be a funny tattoo if it was a ton smaller just above your ankle or something. instead of ancestry dna you could put 'ingredients' or something and make it look like a nutrition label; putting the total fat, sodium, cholesterol, and carb percentages of the average human on a nutrition facts list just above. then you could put a barcode that leads to a website that has all your info like favorite color, favorite food, your hobbies and interests, favorite tv show, favorite song, with a goofy photo of yourself making some kind of yearbook quote.

[@thisdudeBen]

16:04 2008 person here. I had a vcr and knew completely how to use one. I still own one plus dvd player.

[@yenajager-sp5mt]

2008 person here. I yearn for the early 2000s.

[@thisdudeBen]

@@yenajager-sp5mt kind of same.

[@bravewater5737]

0:06 DUDE!! He really said that! 🤦‍♂️👎 1:10 👎 5:27 to 5:37 8:05 💳 11:37 🤯💸 12:56 ☹️🤦‍♂️👎 13:50 and 13:59 🤷‍♂️ 16:53 😆

[@AngelC999]

5:20 bro looks like a Jojo villain

[@killianmiller6107]

Bro trying to look like a custom video game character irl with that haircut

[@zhanucong4614]

clash of clans barbarian escaped the video game

[@rsmg4m1ng56]

17:25 so you're telling me for a Solid 4 years this man was shoving it Up The Poop Shoot and didn't stop to think " wait a minute the baby Factory is not up this whole is it?"

[@zimtastic1171]

8:25 Also, I once knew someone who would watch folks leave then use a certain method to unlock the door and continue staying in that room all while charging the credit card for his stay. He'd stay a few days then move on to another hotel... And I'm talking Hilton's and shit. No joke.

[@CAUGHH]

7:56 Holy fuck, that’s funny. They update your DNA like every two years it’s gonna change lmao. She has a similar combination to my mom who is 1/3 native and 2/3 white. My mom does look like the rock but lighter😭😭

[@LoveChester4Ever]

Aggressively Buddhist is an oxymoron on par with military intelligence...

[@mistuhwhite69]

I’m glad he reuploaded the video. Really wasn’t that big of a deal, just needed a couple tweaks is all

[@LemanH8r1000]

The statue part was especially funny Because It was interrupted by a Mister lube ad

[@longearcat8369]

if im paying $3500 for some AR goggles i expect some yams at my doorstep

[@stormtroopertk8]

5:52 bro got that original Luke Skywalker Lego hair

[@jaypark9924]

3:17 as a biblical teacher and full time Christian. That is the most weird an disrespectful thing to do

[@LolCow.Complilations]

You’re absolutely not charged for not checking out of a hotel. Hotels have check out times and know what day your stay ends.