r/FoundSatan - Devious Shirt 😈

[@OwO-nk1zv]

im convinced that click is actually satan but he's just tired of living in hell, so he came to earth to read memes and see how humans behave and started a yt channel to entertain us and teach us about satanic rituals while being really supportive and devilishly wholesome.

[@tomilang]

Seconded, cannot believe Satan to be doing anything else these days. And if Satan doesn't happen to be Click they're just somewhere else as another KZbinr... Maybe Satan is otherwise OT? :O

[@OwO-nk1zv]

@@tomilang nah, i think click is satan and OT is god One being wholesome And the other being devilishly wholesome Also makes sense to call click a furry Since... well, satan sometimes gets represented as a goat So owo heh

[@kinosaga21]

Then I can say " hail satan!"

[@srpnt_flwr]

Of course he is actually satan, i mean. Good looks, often wears a black shirt and red tie. Your stereotypical "satan disguised as a regular human" vibes and sh*t.

[@OracleGrouse]

I thought you were about to quote the Lucifer show summary

[@illuminaillustrates8651]

Fun facts about Geese: Their eyes are structured allows them to see things in much finer detail at a further distance than human. They can also see UV light and, have the ability to control each of their eyes independently.

[@AnthroBean2906]

Too bad they are literally everywhere all year round where I live. Because they poop everywhere and are really loud and annoying.

[@XCRunnerS]

Fun fact about geese: they're birbs

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@XCRunnerS no they are giraffes

[@skeletonlover3214]

Fun fact about Geese: They're just waiting for the right moment to strike.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

Fun fact about geese: Grab their neck and twist it!

[@SeventyTinyWyverns]

I searched the entire wordsearch, column by column, checking every single "w" for "a"s surrounding it and tracing paths from there, and I am proud to announce that there is no instance of the word "wardrobe" in that puzzle, unless it is written in another language.

[@couchpotato631]

I did the same and couldnt find it either. I thought I was blind and stupid so scrolled through comments if anyone else found it.

[@marchleo9801]

Thank you 🙏

[@mikethegoo]

That's also how I do wordsearch puzzles! I was looking in the comments to see if I was right or if I may have just missed it after all (I just checked once, but I was curious)

[@Willow_325]

i did the same but i was looking through comment to see if im just stupid

[@chrisuhey9383]

i even tried going to the "A" to see if there was any typo. couldn't find it. hmm

[@misteryman526]

For the author: Instead of just making people think there's a non-existent 11th variant ending, you should have ONE COPY of an 11th ending printed and keep it for yourself. Then when the fandom is at maximum frenzy looking for it you put it up for auction and make big bucks.

[@bradleyholcombe6114]

Found the real Satan. He's right here

[@flameindigo8035]

and it'll be bad and ruin the whole story

[@Ishlacorrin]

@@flameindigo8035 After spending several thousand to get the 11th ending "This ending is terrible, WTF?" Author: "That's why I only had one copy made!"

[@matthewdovidas4213]

Or better yet, say there are 13 endings. Say you have copies of each, do that for the 11th and make it good, make it seem like you reaaallly don't want to sell the 12th then say "fine" sell that one for even more money, then hardline and sat "no find it yourselves this time. You already made me sell two of then enough is enough!"

[@hungrymusicwolf]

@@bradleyholcombe6114 That isn't Satan, that's a businessman.

[@a-mz1000]

The guy turning movies on in Spanish telling his kids that they probably need a nap is actually genius, because there are only two possible outcomes: 1) it works and they take their naps when they're supposed to or 2) they stay in front of the TV and learn Spanish for free (cause small kids acquire languages from observation like crazy)

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Imagine how smart humans would be if we retained that learning capacity throughout life.

[@LadyNikitaShark]

@@Here_is_Waldo have a friend that lives in Luxembourg. Her 4y/o already speaks 5 languages and understand a bit of other languages bc of the number of international kids that goes to his school. It took me 3 years to learn conversational French as an adult...

[@jamester3484]

I hate how that works cause I used to speak some Chinese because of a kids show. Now I can barely remember any of the languages I try to learn. If you're wondering, the show was Ni Hao Kai-Lan.

[@genesisofthebetween]

@@jamester3484 I remember that show lmao

[@Rawrz1291]

@@jamester3484 I can totally hear her counting in Chinese but can’t hear the words if that makes any sense 😅😅

[@wantaspritecranberry666]

i love how in the beginning when he spoke swedish ( 0:32 ) he literally said "my little wild strawberry cucumber"

[@BriskiTheFreak]

I was looking everywhere for the explanation and translation! thank you!😭😭

[@tarhun9977]

Thank you

[@iihoneybea629]

WAIT WHAT WHY

[@wantaspritecranberry666]

@@iihoneybea629 'my little wild strawberry cucumber' is not an official thing we say here in sweden as far as im concerned, but something that is rather common to hear is 'min lilla puss-gurka' which means 'my little kiss cucumber' 🧍

[@iihoneybea629]

@@wantaspritecranberry666 whaaa-

[@cacklebarnacle15]

The book with ten endings is like what they did with the Clue movie. They released the movie with different endings, different murderers, different survivors etc. and watched the people fight over who actually remembered the movie.

[@justaperson6922]

Genius

[@Frommygrave]

Beautiful

[@jamieener1778]

Wait, did they really? Man, I didn't even know that they made a Clue movie....Now I gotta research to watch them all. XD

[@cacklebarnacle15]

@@jamieener1778 you're in luck then. The DVD should have all endings on it.

[@JaxTheNekomata]

great movie I actually own the DVDs

[@thelittlestpika]

Fun fact: Because of the forward facing eyes, Furbies are predators but, since humans are predators too, putting the eyes on the sides of the head would come off as eerie. It's a lose lose situation.

[@elaineb7065]

Sharks: aren't we apex predators??? So why are our eyes on the sides of our heads???

[@RaccoonRecluse]

@@elaineb7065This is a rule for mammals, furbies are mammals. Right vibe, but wrong.

[@alyssabaerne9508]

For me the cruelest dnd mimic is still a mimic disguised as a book on a pedestal titled "how to spot a mimic" in a room full of treasure chests. Had a dm pull that one on our group, suffice to say we never touched any chest or book again before trying to run it thrpugh with a sword

[@mogenoof]

oh that gives me an idea for a PREY campaign

[@teifan6674]

About the kid who would let her mother go to jail, I have exactly the opposite story: when I was little, my mother had a really shitty and abusive boss at work, so I coped with that with all the grace of a four to five year old, drawing him getting quartered by dinosaurs. Eventually one day I asked her (I don't remember this, she does, so I don't know if I was serious or not) what if *I* murder him? Kids can't go to jail! No consequences! And she replied not for you, but I would most likely go to jail, so please don't do that.

[@guardianfish7718]

You're amazing.

[@teifan6674]

@@guardianfish7718 thanks! I still love the fact that "but murder bad" was not even something she tried, because we all hated this f*cking guy so much XD

[@anitanielsen1061]

169 nice

[@tearlach47]

@@anitanielsen1061 269 now. Nice.

[@maxlikesdinos]

just blame it on chucky or annabelle

[@jennifersattler6785]

The nicotine patch one could back fire because it’s more common to cause nightmares as a side effect when you put it on at night. Imagine he starts to associate her presence with nightmares 😂

[@isaiahf-d846]

as he should

[@the11382]

That would be some epic backfire.

[@Tyranastrasza]

I'm pretty sure this can be considered as poisonning.

[@MeeBacon]

I think so, because I think nicotine hurts the circulatory system.

[@AnimeLuver0604]

@@Tyranastrasza technically it's considered assault and infliction of bodily harm

[@slicemargl7411]

Tolkien actually did this. There are two versions of the Hobbit with the famous Gollum scene changed. He explained it in-universe that the first version is the one Bilbo wrote down basically lying to himself and painting himself in a better light and the second one the actual version that happened.

[@AspiringToFailure]

Fun fact: the "t" in "t-shirt" stands for "tyrannosaurus". Because of the short arms.

[@snekysneks]

New headcannon

[@lnsflare1]

The "s" in "t-shirt" stands for "Industrial strength dildoS."

[@t1ff4nyall3n]

Angry upvote.

[@Daesma999]

Genius

[@heartofthewild680]

I don’t know if this is true, but I’m not gonna look it up, because I want it to be true

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

"After I leave, you will understand why storms are named after people" is an unnecessarily raw line

[@NameIsDoc]

Its an old one

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

@@NameIsDoc it may be, but it’s raw factor stays the same

[@JrgenHelland00]

There are already so many versions of Tolkien's stories. He only started writing them down when his son started getting annoyed about the inconsistencies.

[@Eggs_hatching]

when I was a baby DM I put a bunch of unmarked green bottles on a cart full of things a pair of kobolds were using to repair the traps in a dungeon... fully not expecting my players who were sneaking around said dungeon to imediately steal and try to drink one. I was very clear that the enemies looked like handymen and everything in the cart looked like tools and dangerous parts. Also gave them the "are you sure?" They were insitant about drinking without any attempt to idnetify it... and got mad at me when I had the bottle break instead of having their character choke on the growing acid slime monster (it was a trap component!!) As a veteran DM, now, should have killed them. Should have let them drink it X,D

[@Llortnerof]

Better idea: Just let it play out. Maybe they come up with a reasonable idea of how to fix it. And if they don't, their deaths are entirely their own fault.

[@nene2969]

A while ago, I had a himbo character. Long story is short is soon I didn't. He was a giant with 8 intelligence but loads of charisma. I went to talk to the boss monster that we should avoid. My character thought he could change it with friendship. I touched poisonous plants. I did everything stupid possible. (With consent from my party before hand, cause it COULD be very annoying) We had a lot of fun on those 4 sessions he was alive. 🤣

[@Othlon]

oh that would have been a gloriously messy death

[@coena9377]

I actually didn’t realize he was using a greenscreen and not in his usual studio at first because click just looks so at home in foggy demonic looking woods.

[@bigboiinanut9967]

Because he was hom-

[@krankarvolund7771]

I just assumed it was a normal swedish forest in the winter :p

[@poulbjensen8645]

@@krankarvolund7771 why would you even think that, did you maybe See any trolls or Monsters . No , soo clearly not a Swedish forest

[@coena9377]

@@poulbjensen8645 trolls and monsters know to hide when a camera comes out.

[@arielruby13]

@@coena9377 im imagining trolls finding where the frame ends and impatiently waiting for Click to leave so they can goof off

[@pjwhite6829]

"We're adopted but don't know it yet" is actually a pair of foster children getting adopted.

[@emris2697]

If the ice milk thing happened to me I would probably just quietly accept it and pretend like nothing… and then as the number increased, I’d sit there very uncomfortably pondering wether I should drink them all out of politeness or not.

[@trishapellis]

I would throw out all the ice and drink it. I love milk. Give me more.

[@leserb9228]

Just drink it before all the ice melts,easy as that

[@broblerone413]

i hate drinking plain milk but would drink them all purely out of spite

[@missnaomi613]

I would probably just 🥺 as the glasses of milk multiplied.

[@popstel2286]

Same! but I’m lactose intolerant lol

[@jfleisch365]

Fun fact: the fear of palindromes is called aibohphobia.

[@Me-jx1mo]

Did Satan name it?

[@TheAstralWitch]

Look up a fear of long words.

[@chatboulon743]

@@TheAstralWitch 30:13 ?

[@utamari]

@chatboulon You can look stuff up on youtube They’re not wrong

[@TheAstralWitch]

@@chatboulon743 I... didn't watch that far, thank you!

[@mirrortarget5729]

My mother bought me the shirt at 16:33 for christmas one year because I had been taking Japanese classes. Being able to tell that the symbols weren't actually Japanese, I turned my head and laughed. My mom turned her head and apologized for the shirt, but I insisted on keeping it. It's one of my favorite shirts to this day

[@hellpenguin3031]

So, one of the first times I ordered Doordash, my food was stolen by the dasher. I found this out when the order got cancelled and I went to the restaurant to find out that the dasher had indeed picked it up. So this is a thing that happens. The restaurant were champs though, and remade the order for no extra charge. But my night wasn't done just yet! I stepped outside and slipped on some ice and sent my food flying everywhere. Bless the people that were working there when they saw me walk in again wearing my pasta, they made it a third time at no extra charge. I can't eat the food there any more for health reasons, but I will always shout them out as heroes.

[@tummytub1161]

What was the restaurant?

[@hellpenguin3031]

@@tummytub1161 So it's simply called Pizza Pie Cafe. It's basically an all you can eat pizza and pasta buffet.

[@Midorikonokami]

I love those words puzzles. The way I solve them is by scanning all the lines first vertically then horizontally to find the first letter - let's say W. Then you look in a square all around for the second letter, let's say A. If you don't find the second letter in the ring surrounding the first, you move on. There's no wardrobe. It's in Narnia by now.

[@Shepard0817]

Yeah, that’s how I do it, too. I looked through at least 4 times, there’s no wardrobe.

[@Terri_MacKay]

I solve them the same way, and was hoping I'd be the big brain to find "wardrobe". 🤣🤣

[@lisasteel6817]

Came here to say this. I don’t know what drugs the editor is on.

[@lisasteel6817]

Came here to say this. I don’t know what drugs the editor is on.

[@BlackClaws]

Oh no, you guys did not find it?

[@JaharNarishma]

Knowing Swedish, the intro made me laugh loudly. What he said was "my little wild strawberry cucumber, augh." Wild strawberry and cucumber are both individually used to denote something dear, like someone saying "honey." Cucumber is nuance for small things, like children or pets. Wild strawberry is for something loved, not just liked. What got me was the combo. They are both nouns, not adjectives. The combo isn't something that's ever used.

[@hihilt2589]

The author one is basically like the history of the Christian bible I swear. Complete with the fandom tearing itself apart because people have different book versions and fight over which one is the "real" version

[@icecreamnoodles3742]

Oh. My God. You're right-

[@Mavendow]

And Islam Except that fandom literally -tore- tears each other apart

[@pengine6096]

*me running away from the library after putting the bible in the fiction section*

[@diimidosemineral9261]

😂😂😂 Dude I’m Christian and this is just facts

[@Genderanarchy]

Yeah when he was describing the epic fandom wars all I could think was “oh so the crusades”

[@astraeetje5048]

Poor OT but it was worth the sacrifice! The emotional support demon is to die for 🥰

[@mavendeo]

I see what you did there

[@leserb9228]

It does await us all in hell indeed.

[@zachf.7854]

I once saw a guy with a QR code shirt... it also had a text "don't scan this, it will send you to brazil". I scanned it like an idiot and my language setting was set to Portuguese and my weather, newsfeed, and time zone to that of Brazil's capital city... took me half an hour to fix it.

[@codeapoth]

Regarding the QR code shirt idea: As somebody that works directly with technology involved with scanning and executing sets of commands from QRlike sequences, I do have a few for personal use that when scanned, it corrupts any active facial recognition software on the device that scans it. There's also a hacker that utilized QR codes to inject and install malware through a number of backdoors opened when scanning QR codes/fudicials, effectively adding the scanning device to a botnet.

[@qwqeqrqtqz]

Why would any facial recognition software scan for qr codes? That seems completely unnecessary for its functionality

[@Shalakor]

@@qwqeqrqtqz Because all images are just an assortment of pixels until recognized. And most facial racial recognition is built into applications that do other things, not the other way around.

[@jessicajohnston5693]

Yes 👍

[@qwqeqrqtqz]

@@Shalakor I don't think what you are saying is supporting OP's claim. Sure, there might be cases where an application might both be trying to identify faces and scan for QR codes at the same time. Your phones camera app would come to mind. But that same phone is most likely not scanning for QR codes while using the camera for face ID to unlock your phone. Facial recognition software for let's say security cameras probably won't scan for QR codes, there is just no need for it. A police department using facial recognition software to compare a suspects face with their database will probalby not look for QR codes. They are trying to look for matching faces, not QR codes after all. And even if for some reason a pice of software was looking for both, then a specially crafted QR code could concievably cause an error in the QR code detecting part, but only if there is already a bug in the software. QR codes are just bytes, that might get interpreted bady and cause an error. And then that could possibly cuase the application to crash. But you are relying on a bug already existing in the software that is specific to that software and won't work for other systems. Therefore OP's claim that his special QR code will crash ANY facial recognition software is highly dubious and most likely made up. Maybe there is a QR code that can crash a specific system and that would be kinda cool, but it's not like you can just slap a magic QR code on your t-shirt and then you are invisible to all facial ID systems

[@juhanipolvi4729]

Alternatively make a QR code T-shirt where the QR code opens a link to a webpage that contains nothing else but an image of that very same QR-code...

[@Knash]

9:26 Imagine if those two become a couple and one of their sons ask "Dad how you met my mom?" and he answers "When I was working as a waiter your grandpa told me by her that I was cute and the next thing I saw was her shouting and giggling embarrassed while melting inside the table, you can see it in r/FoundSatan" 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@innocentbystander3317]

Kinda liked how quickly she went under the table, so... Here we are!

[@Azrael-vz7fg]

Proof that women are liquid

[@meria2082]

As a female human i can confirm that I am liquid

[@Fayanora]

The alternate ending book thing would be a great idea to entice the publishers, since people would be buying multiple copies.

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

kinda like with the old clue movie how some people would go to different movie theatre's to see the unique endings also sorry for replying to a comment from over a year ago

[@moirawestern20]

Okay, but imagine the fanfic authors release their takes on the 11th endings and you have the chance to declare one of them officially canon

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

Never been this early before. There aren't any clever comments to read while I listen to Click being cursed 11:40, I don't think the word "Wardrobe" is in the puzzle. Of all the W's in there, only a couple have an A near it, and no further matching letters (I'm so early that I saw this was called "Evil Questions" before it was changed to "Trick Questions"! Cool!)

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Ikr. It’s so sad 😞

[@thecoldcapybara1637]

Unfortunate

[@strangegaybeing]

That's the sad thing about being early...

[@Saturnpsrond]

Congrats, you’re the comment we read now

[@TheAroAceAgender]

The word isn't there I took a screenshot and then first crossed out each letter that wasn't in the word and then the ones that no longer had any letters around them or that were no longer part of a word of any kind (like if there was somethinglike "AAB" or something like that) and so on, after I couldn't find the word after just looking at the W's in there thinking I just missed it or something...

[@tangentspinner2168]

About the dad who trolls his kids into taking naps with Spanish: he's gonna accidentally Pavlov them into passing out any time they hear Spanish now lol

[@sammy5068]

For once I actually managed to watch the video at release and not a week later. Its also one of my favourite subreddits. I adore the emotional support demon by the way. I wish I could get one myself but I'm totally broke xD I hope everyone who gets one will enjoy it! Also I think we need a line of these in different shapes and colours xD

[@VistilShaiteth]

I was catching up on videos and The Click uploaded this

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@VistilShaiteth same 💀

[@TotallySquirrel]

I would love a mini key-chain plush version too! That way they can come everywhere with me 🥰

[@bottompercy]

Same

[@foxinsocks4693]

I wanna see an emotional support demon design based on each of 7 deadly sins

[@TheFoxfiend]

17:22 The real beauty of that one is that once it becomes known that someone is doing this for the trolling and it doesn't elicit weird stares anymore for boxes like that to show up on doorsteps it opens the ability for people of that neighborhood to buy exotic toys without fear.

[@mopedsnuggie2695]

I have autism, complete with severe sensory processing issues. A bit over eight years ago on Halloween, my older sister pulled the one where she mixed multiple types of m&ms and skittles in a bowl. She then set it on the counter and said anyone could eat from “the m&m bowl” she put there. I asked what type of m&ms it was because if I bite into something and it isn’t the texture I was expecting, it is very upsetting. She said it was all plain m&ms, so I crammed a small handful in my face because the texture of a handful of plain m&ms is the second greatest pleasure on this earth. As I was grabbing them, she laughed for reasons I didn’t understand at the time. I bit down and immediately vomited into the m&m bowl and still haven’t forgiven her.

[@Zookiethecrimecookie]

Do the same thing to her, but use the jelly beans with good and disgusting flavors and mix them with normal ones

[@SaturnIsMyStar]

Don’t even mix them. Give her a bowl full of the shitty jelly beans.

[@Kate_Hanami]

I love how teenagers are like "DAD! STOP! you're embarrassing me!" and adults are like "it has Toebeans! AAAAA!"

[@wolf1066]

I showed the Emotional Support Demon to one of my sons and then said "IT HAS TOEBEANS!!!"

[@thewinterprince1731]

I genuinely feel bad for the dungeon finder guy. XD

[@innocentbystander3317]

No scrubs.

[@fiyahquacker2835]

Too funny to feel bad there imo.

[@zhanucong4614]

That grammar nazi became actual Nazi

[@apenguininthemist855]

Yeah, the education system really failed that poor sod.

[@goldengryphon]

I dunno. It read like a BDSM scene I once saw at a public restaurant - submissive wanted to not do something (eat their vegetables), Dominant kept telling them to eat their veggies. It was odd, but not uncomfortable and the sub needed to be reminded every other forkful or so. Both were consenting adults, it was a quiet conversation, and everyone was happy.

[@demonic7610]

I did a similar thing using VERY dirty wax wrapped in a Dove chocolate wrapper, my niece asked for the "chocolate" I said sure, her mom asked her to share and niece said "no" I started laughing because she didn't even look at it plopped it in her mouth and left teeth marks on it before she spit it out. Her mom said "that'll teach you for not sharing!" I said "that'll teach you for trusting me."

[@rosiefay7283]

This confused me for a moment because Dove is a toiletries brand.

[@thegamingdino907]

theres a chocolate brand named dove too.

[@sentinel7672]

31:16 Just a fun fact about this guy: this isn't the first time one of the buildings he designed did something like this. His design for the Vdara Hotel in Vegas includes what was infamously known as the "Vdara Death Ray," a design characteristic where it focused a large amount of sunlight onto the pool deck to the point where it melted plastic and scorched hair. This guy is more or less *known* for designing buildings to be giant magnifying glasses to terrorize or inconvenience people at this point, from what I can tell.

[@czechgop7631]

also, extra points that supposedly polarizing glass was used to keep IR from overheating the interior of the building which had the effect of focusing an increased portion of infra-red light onto the street

[@LezbianLizard]

This DnD idea is genius. It remembered me of something i once saw i a tik-tok: give your players a really op weapon at the start of the game, that has the ability to just instantly desintegrate every enemy they encounter. They can use it as much as they want in every fight but you keep track of all the enemies they use it on and then when they're fecing the final boss, you reveal that the weapon not actually kills them but just teleports them to a specific place at a specific time: The final boss arena when they enter it.

[@DestinyKiller]

I like this

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

31:15 - in the Architects defense, he actually realised his mistake during the review process of his design, and he altered it so the building had slats added to the exterior to prevent the suns rays focusing on the ground. Only when it came to actually _building_ the tower, the owner cheaped out and didn't include the slats. So really it wasn't the architects fault at that point - he'd seen the issue and created a solution, it was just never implimented. And yeah, he did the same thing once before with a building in Las Vegas that also acted as a lensing mirror and set fire to cars in the hotel car park next door LOL

[@Okeana_Aster]

The cut scream in the alligator head thing made me laugh so hard 😂

[@carola6312]

Same

[@rosiefay7283]

r/PerfectlyCutScreams

[@yf-n7710]

17:48 I had a middle school teacher who used to be a stage magician. He told us this story about how he used to write his math homework on tissue paper-- and then after a few weeks started rolling dice to determine whether he would write it on tissue paper like normal or whether he would write it on flash paper and set it on fire from a distance after turning it in. Once the school finally allowed him to take the math placement test (which it had been previously refusing to do), he stopped. But they could never prove anything, and he was careful to make sure nobody ever got hurt, so they couldn't ever get him in trouble.

[@YeetYootNeetNoot]

We need a second Click shop in which every item on the normal shop is there, but they're renamed - and sometimes "redesigned" to keep children of strict/religious parents undercover. Love those Emotional Support Dragons and VIP Tickets to "Heaven"

[@daxhopkins7312]

Please, please, PLEASE

[@Aaarrrgh89]

32:21 There is a way this could actually be wholesome. If the kids are in the foster system and don't know that they have found their forever family, and the parents are planning to tell them soon, but are just waiting for the last bits of paperwork.

[@TeslaRangerNY]

@26:54 (D&D) An idea I've heard is to allow the players to create whatever characters they want, with no limits. Then the GM collects the character sheets and voila, he has his villains for the campaign.

[@Raven44028]

"Thanks for the main villains, now make normal characters" genius!

[@Smileythesilent]

Oh that's GOOD

[@beez1717]

I always knew I was adopted. It was explained to me from a very early age and it was presented in this cool book showing my parent’s traveling to pick me up!

[@charisklover9642]

"...All you need to do to summon an ultimate demon is to sacrifice something wholesome and say something in swedish." *Says something in swedish and commits self-sacrifice*

[@nea0540]

“Min lilla smultron gurka” means my little wild strawberry cucumber

[@Crossbow-xy4xg]

@@nea0540 I knew I heard it right! I was like.... Whaaa?

[@nea0540]

@@Crossbow-xy4xg 😂

[@sammischoko1676]

@@nea0540 As a non-Swedish person, thank you for translating! Also xD

[@mook_butt8037]

@@nea0540 oh good, I didn’t mishear that

[@goulvenbourveau]

"The important part in life is not to win, it's that everyone else looses" - The Click

[@bombdotcom2168]

17:57 The delivery of "And later ate it" reminds me of Light in Death Note saying "I'll take a potato chip... *and eat it* "

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

4:03 The movie "Clue" (1985) did exactly that, releasing in theaters with three different endings, chosen at random. Revealing the killer in this murder mystery to be different person in each one. In a time before the internet there was a significant period of confusion before moviegoers realized they were not, in fact, crazy. People that worked on the movie did in fact claim there was a rumored secret 4th ending, but it wasn't until much later that this partly filmed, discarded ending was released to the public.

[@lenasbraindump]

Not quite fun but definitely interesting fact about the QR-code idea: there's actually a few ambulances in Germany that have a giant QR-code on them that directs to a webpage, the URL of which roughly translates as 'gawping kills', to both educate people that film tragic accidents and collect data on this behavior for a scientific study.

[@lampylightbulb]

Fun

[@chia.rae..]

OMG that is so cool, I like my country a little bit more now

[@jinnijenny]

That's a really cool idea! Although I would scan the QR-code for curiosity, not because I am recording a horrible event/injured people. Do you mean it leads to a survey as well, or does a hit from the QR-code get collected as data for "people gawping"?

[@chalkwarrior5542]

i was talking about the sudoku cube with a friend of mine who's into cubing and he brought up the impossible cube. apparently it's a cube where each thing is holographic and there are two colors per space, meaning you're essentially solving two cubes at once where every movement you do on one cube is identical on the other. the sudoku cube at least seems manageable, *THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND-*

[@Mad_ness_elyn]

11:35 Nope, no wardrobe. Systematically checked every "W" in the entire thing and none of them is linked to an "ARDROBE". This is so evil.

[@shut.up.gabriel]

THATS HOW I DID IT TOO

[@GuillaumePerronNantel]

Not even a “war”

[@Sleep_is_for_the_weak]

Yeah I checked too I found plenty of wa’s but no rdrobes to go with

[@yurimori34]

I did that too, so now I'm looking for synonyms of wardrobe (closet for example)

[@GuillaumePerronNantel]

@@yurimori34 and did you find it or any other synonyms?

[@AethAbyss]

9:36 as embarrassing as that is for the daughter that probably made the waiter's day 😭😭😭 sure she'll be embarrassed but tbh it's a wholesome dad moment

[@SophiiLuca]

yea and it’s also a really cute reaction. I always find it super endearing when someone has their emotions a little bit more on their sleeves

[@johan.ohgren]

It would make my year if that happened... almost 40 years and still no luck... :(

[@PenguinLord10]

22:20 To be fair, I'm pretty sure agitation is a chihuahua's default state of mind.

[@somecheesychips0529]

The Click deserves way more subscribers. His entire vibe is so awesome that no matter what's going on in the world, there is always some happiness on the vast plain of the internet. I don't care I've seen half these before, it's worth it for Clicky's reaction :D

[@Jaydove2387]

I will name my ESD Emberly after the demon princess from my own unfinished book.

[@alexw.7097]

17:25 The best part of this prank is that in my, uh, personal experience, adult novelty companies ship in discreet boxes with nothing but the labels essentially. So if you know that, you can tell that that box is a prank, and you're in on the joke.

[@bedman3337]

That had to be the best plushy add plug I ever seen. In a video about satan, a satanic ritual, and a demon plush. Best Friday afternoon plan ngl.

[@zekromtrainer1222]

It is a emotional support demon after all

[@HeyItsJayIRL]

16:45 Think Click just confirmed he likes paws over maws. One small step for Clicky, one giant leap for furry-kind.

[@flameofmage1099]

My first DM once told me a party member put in a suit of platemail, the armor was a mimic. They instantly died.

[@Tekdruid]

14:45 One of my architectural pet peeves: The Helsinki Railway Station was clearly intended to have these plates on the "push" side of the door, and a bar on the "pull" side of the door. Instead, every door has double hinges, half of them have plates on both sides and the rest have two bars. *You. Had. One. Job!*

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

33:23 A tampon or a chest binder. Imagine being eaten from the inside out at one of your most sensitive areas, or having your ribs crushed and suffocating as the mimic wraps tighter.

[@Foxiethetoastingfox]

Similar to what I said; I said underwear without any thought, I was just thinking it would be uncomfortable, but now that I'm thinking about it, it could make it pretty difficult to walk, and if you are male... yikes

[@elaineb7065]

@@Foxiethetoastingfox If you are female, you spend the next few months carrying a baby mimic

[@Foxiethetoastingfox]

@@elaineb7065 when you give birth, it's already too late

[@feral_samurai8718]

This has horror story potential, I'm extremely disturbed

[@wildfireswildfires6792]

There's such a magnifier building in South France, in a small village called Odeillo (which was measured to get the most sunlight throughout the year). It was initially built as a power plant but the concentrated heat is so intense it makes plasma so it got turned into a science lab studying the stuff. It's a solar oven. And it's not new, I visited as a child about 20 years ago and it had already been around a good while.

[@SokkingBTtulaj]

I think a mimic that takes up the shape of holes and doorways/portals could be great. You walk in a ruined building or on a bridge and there's a hole/gap that you don't see because the mimic takes up the shape of the missing part with the pattern of the pavement on top. You would literally step inside it's mouth. Same with holes in the wall. The mimic would take up it's shape, disguise it's mouth as a doorway and give the back of it's throat and mouth a 3d pattern that makes it look like a damp, dark hallway. Imagine an island or cliff village where the only easy way out is by a spooky bridge bridge covered in mist. Any NPC who tried to go out disappeared. If the players try to leave they come across a section of the bridge that opens up beneath them revealing a giant mimic that capitalized on the bridge collapsing not long ago by disguising itself as abandoned goods on the side of the road ( maybe first aid packages for the villagers) and kept eating anyone who tried to cross. Eventually it got fat and huge that it could turn into a much bigger things, like a part of the bridge that couldn't be jumped.

[@ParsureArts]

D:

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

That DnD magic precedent thing was the argument my DM used to stop the druid trying to use create water to fill an ogres lungs. If he let us drown an enemy on dry land, any enemy with that spell could do the same thing to us.

[@cosmicsatan2046]

33:48 In my last campaign i managed to convince a mimic that if he acted as my missing arm, hed get way more food than if he just hung around an abandoned temple. So i spent well over half the campaign with a mimic arm that detached from me at night and wondered around like Thing from The Adam's Family, eating whatever he could find and terrorizing small villages.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

On the topic of spooky Dr. Who villains, my s/o forbids me from saying, "Hey, who turned out the lights?"

[@sjenkins91812]

For the D&D rust monster there's an actual condition called hemachromatosis where the iron in your blood gets to be too much and it basically starts rusting and poisoning your organs.

[@goldengryphon]

And it's treated by donating blood. My dad was diagnosed with it; he got mad and got rid of all his cast iron cookware, even though it was enamel coated.

[@John_Weiss]

My father's younger brother basically died of it. My dad and I and all of my brothers had to get tested for it. Hemochromatosis basically destroys your liver.

[@sjenkins91812]

@@goldengryphon My father had it as well, and sadly it was a contributing factor in his demise. I don't think blood letting would've helped even if he was a D&D character though, he had more status ailments than you could shake a bard at.

[@goldengryphon]

@@sjenkins91812 Mine too; it was just the first of many unfortunate and rare/uncommon things that popped up as a cancer chewed it's way through him. He did fight hard, though. Probably where I get my stubbornness in the face of weird medical stuff. I'm sorry about your Dad. Many good thoughts to you.

[@goldengryphon]

@@John_Weiss I'm sorry that you lost your uncle to that. Sad and bad condition. Many good thoughts to you!

[@7thlittleleopard7]

My great grandfather owned a farm. My mother and father would visit all the time and he'd have chocolate sultanas around because they were his favourite... but every time my parents would visit, he'd find them gone since they also loved them. Well, he soon got sick of this, so he got a bunch of sheep poo, dipped it in chocolate and put it in the bowl he usually kept his chocolate sultanas in. Needless to say,. Mum and Dad didn't steal his chocolate sultanas anymore. :D

[@Aarzu]

I've got a better idea for the alternate novel endings! I'd write a crucial moment at or near the climax from different characters' perspectives, some of whom are not necessarily trustworthy, and have people wondering who the actual villains might be. Also to chime in on the $100,000 tickets for the car thing: you're absolutely right, it would have been towed and impounded before that point (pretty quickly, actually). Also pretty sure someone can't just buy a car in their SO's name, there is some verification that goes into that. Still, evil. That answer key? Nah, that's basic shit, students will figure that out. Now establish a pattern that they can discern and change just ONE of the answers near the end? I had a teacher who did that. Pure evil! Nobody got a perfect score. He laughed.

[@Tekdruid]

17:35 If you want to be really devious about it, remove the box before they come home. They will get really weird looks from the neighbours and will have no idea why...

[@wingsofthv]

4:20 Even worse: call the 11th ending the “true ending” and also say that all 11 endings are related to each other and form a hidden message. Then, lean back and watch everyone make theories of what the secret message, that doesn’t exist, could be.

[@mikaruyami]

Or the 11th Ending can only be found by reading all 10 books.

[@Oh_Low]

Fun fact: scanning the qr code in the thumbnail gives you the text "love"

[@chang9576]

Unless the virus has taken over your keyboard and typed this comment so more people will scan it.

[@CobaltLunar]

​@@chang9576 oh god the rabbit hole

[@UnicornsPoopRainbows]

The Italian husband one is the Passini's. The husband is always cracking up about it but yeah, patience of a saint and I'm sure he is enjoying the paychecks

[@lagking8161]

21:30 that happened to my family. 1-2 weeks after they died my mom got a call saying why is their car still parked in a spot that was not allowed and when was it going to be moved. Thank god for building owner actually checking in for why a car is parked in a spot that it should not have been that could have been a huge problem to deal with a towing company after a loss.

[@lucienfortner841]

I'm a simple guy. I hear Cliccy conduct satanic rituals in Swedish, I click like.

[@ParanoiderNutzer]

9:54 reminds me of a conversation between two shinobi in "No one lives forever 2", where they share the secret to a successful marriage: poisoning the husband in the morning and only give him the antidote, when he comes home directly after work 👺

[@Diana03656]

0:37 I glad that my Swedish is good enough to understand that. And fun fact the first word I learned on Swedish was smultron and I didn't knew what they were called in any other language

[@Msfr1sby]

My father was an engineer and talked about good design and how every time you add a feature, you are also adding a fail point. I laughed until I cried at the coffee machine trying to be a router. I think my dad would have as well.

[@alexwarnecke8858]

I've been watching this guy for ages and he has gotten progressively more and more attractive and I'm a straight guy but like..

[@thedinothing1024]

33:31 This might not be the worst thing a mimic could disguise as, but in Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons one of the new monsters is a mimic that disguises as an entire dragon hoard. There’s also a map mimic which could have its own map that secretly leads the players to a hivemind of mimics.

[@danser_theplayer01]

H idea time: Mimic disguised as an adult toy meant to be inserted somewhere, and this is a delivery business run by some local monster boss. And if you don't figure it out rather quickly the mimicks will multiply (I think you guessed why) and the monster boss will have enhancements from all the money he has collected. You can make a comic out of it, a novel, a game, a dnd campaign whatever.

[@linneathesystemsdruid308]

Or adult toys you insert something into would probably wok too

[@a_d3mon]

25:19 what would make it funnier, is offset the answers by one after like the 30th question or something so that they get confident the entire answer key is going to be the same pattern so they just answer everything following that pattern up until the new one starts.

[@jismeraiverhoeven]

make it even worse: right near the end (not at the end) another answer breaks the pattern, but all the other answers continue like nothing happend

[@kylemacadam1453]

Imagine if someone released a book series like that. And how many people would then start freaking out about the mandella effect. 😆

[@vh1077]

I have the most evil plan for the emotional support demon: Last year my mum said "ok, fine, no gifts, i got it", because we always say "we don't buy gifts", but mom always buys "just something small"... This year she agreed on having a nice christmas without gifts, just us having a really wholesome evening. But i will get them gifts, i will get everyone an emotional support demon, showing them how much i love them. But they will not have something for me so it is evil at the same time muhahahaha

[@Pearloa]

Even better: label them with each other's names so it looks like no one has got you anything for a secret Santa gift group. Add a little poem about how lovely said people are with each gift from them.

[@vh1077]

@@Pearloa i like that idea

[@goldengryphon]

@@Pearloa That's a nice, thoughtful, and very guilt inducing idea. Pure Eeeevil masquerading as thoughtfulness. I like it! I had planned on getting a few ESDs for various people in my life. Thank you!

[@sharonoddlyenough]

Too bad the plush won't be delivered until next year

[@goldengryphon]

@@sharonoddlyenough Meh. Late holiday gift is a minor thing considering.

[@MinionNumberQ]

11:45 Wardrobe doesn’t exist on that puzzle

[@laserlizard8674]

Should’ve looked here before I searched the whole thing

[@Quantumm12313]

​@@laserlizard8674yeah me to

[@Commietaku]

If the building that melts cars at specific times of day during 2-3 weeks of the year is already there, and the issue is mostly cars melting, not pedestrians, the simple solution is still pretty fun and devious. Just put up a parking sign (made out of a higher melting point [industrial?] material and paint) with those dates and times. There are already tons of parking signs with oddly detailed schedules that no one really follows. This will teach drivers a hard but important lesson about carelessness.

[@astralaris8712]

The one at 16:00 is something my biologically father would unironically think is funny and if you get mad at him he would say you dont have any humor. Also, love FoundSatan so much!

[@That70sGuitarist]

I absolutely LOVED the "QR malware" tee shirs idea, so much so that I'm actually thinking of making and selling them. I figure my best customers would be young women who are sick and tired of creepy, pervy men constantly taking pictures of them. That way, when they catch guys trying to take their picture, they can turn towards them, open their jacket or sweater to expose the shirt, then let them snap away...only to be immediately followed by "Oh, shit! What's wrong with my phone?"🤣

[@frantisekvrana3902]

Unless the photographer uses a dedicated camera or a phone not set to read QR codes.

[@That70sGuitarist]

@@frantisekvrana3902 But the kind of creeps I'm talking about aren't likely to be professional photographers, they're more often middle aged dad-body types or hipster wannabes with "all the coolest apps" on their phones!🤣

[@buttercupup3687]

As a child I would bite my little brother when I was particularly annoyed and then bite myself just enough to show a mark and go cry to the nearest adult so he would be the one to get in trouble since he didn’t know enough words to defend himself 😈 I actually felt guilty about this for quite some time once I was able to recognize how evil it was 👀

[@piippiz]

many adults still act this way. People who were born before security cameras do this on a daily basis and think that their staged evidence photos have any value to the police. they may trick living people, as they have done their entire lives, but it's not enough proof for a crime, at least not on european countries. America is fucked up though.

[@makadoodledoo]

thats not something to be proud of

[@wardrobewings8000]

33:50 Reminds me of that one Gm on Reddit who made a dungeon where all tiles in one room were Mimics. The party ended up so paranoid that from that moment on they travelled with mallet and tested floors in dungeons.

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

I remember hearing a story where a DM put a room in a dungeon with a boom on a pedestal called ‘How to Identify a Mimic,’ and three treasure chests against a wall. The cheats all contain various treasures and useful items. The book is a mimic.

[@Hi_Im_Tri]

THE SENTENCE IS "Will you run me through a dungeon, please?" NOT "Will you run me through a dungeon please?" THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMMA. THIS HURTS ME SO BAD.

[@chrysshart]

The people at 32:35 with the photo of the kids holding the signs is for sure planning to have that up in the hallway or somewhere else prominent so the kids pass by it every day until one day, they're suddenly able to read it.

[@brixuke]

3:50 my sister use to have Freddy Krueger picture in her cupboard to keep me away from it when I was little 😅 It worked really well 😂

[@river-collective]

23:30 The first one is just what my paranoia feels like. That and auditory hallucinations. Not like, 24/7 but often enough, I'm glad it's not all the time

[@omgnoooooo]

Wholesome twist, the 6yo girl thought the word "like" was a higher honor. Even at six, you can love a person and not like them. That might have been her favorite person!

[@sylverscale]

35:50 "The answer is option C" should work. Unless they really want troll the contestant. 😂