r/HFY -T.F.O.S

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Greetings Ladies and Mentlegents and welcome to my channel where I like to make LEGAL Audiobooks of various types from web novels and short stories. If you are new to the channel then click on the information icon for the entire playlist to help get you up to current faster.
This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
As Always i hope you enjoy and can find some content on my channel you like. Feel free to recommend a series or a story and i will have a look into it.
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00:00 Intro
00:22 A brief list of things Humanity made us make laws for by Ajreil
03:30 Not That Kind of Engineer by u/Ajreil
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

[@rachaelmadison8354]

Story number one reminds me of the list of things dr. bright is not allowed to do

[@genericname42]

Yup

[@sarahmeacheam7517]

Lol yes!

[@sorcererberoll4641]

He has achieve ascension

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

Damn you beat me at the comment

[@Allantitan]

Dr bright is definitely not allowed to do anything on this list

[@absolutegarbage3654]

"We do a little bit of trolling" -Humans

[@AgroSquerril]

do we ever actually stop?

[@absolutegarbage3654]

@@AgroSquerril " With this, we can now do *A LOOOTTA TROLLIN'* " -Humans after discovering FTL travel

[@AgroSquerril]

@@absolutegarbage3654 lol

[@NoobWonderWaffle]

You mean “we engage in at little tomfoolery”

[@dreadlindwyrm]

@@NoobWonderWaffle mild shenanigans

[@peekakuchu6878]

Damn... No mercy he fricked them aliens hard...FTA!

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA

[@dantreadwell7421]

Probably for the best it was an Engineer and not a Pyro. No one would have been able to understand him then.

[@Lukos0036]

If only humanity could follow it's own advice and treat each other with respect.

[@dantreadwell7421]

Oh come on!! Fireworks that size are just awesome!! Let us play!!

[@AgroSquerril]

everyone likes fireworks right?

[@erikmckoul2478]

It makes me think of the gender reveal party that shook 3 states.

[@vedymin1]

"The answer....is a gun...and if that don't work....use more gun". :)

[@AgroSquerril]

seems legit

[@scotteggert9820]

OH, he was a Combat Engineer!

[@butterham7]

steals antimatter and wins in court if we ever have a lot of antimatter anything im excepting this to happen

[@AgroSquerril]

lol true

[@nullpoint3346]

The existing laws pertaining to theft were created before anyone had the concept of standard baryonic matter, let alone any other form. Therefore, abnormal substances don't exist under the existing framework of these laws.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

@@nullpoint3346 Wouldn't abnormal substances be covered under the same laws regarding hazardous materials and fuel type substances? Theft of fuel is still theft weather it's coal, gasoline, or antimatter.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 hazardous materials, that'll cover it.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 My knowledge of laws varies in width and depth, with hills directly adjacent to bottomless pits. If I were to make a world mesh based on that image, the landscape would be inhospitable.

[@genericname42]

I love the first one it delights me

[@genericname42]

I read this one and thought first should I comment on it and man I should have said that. Then I looked at the name and .... realised I have made this comment

[@jaimehuizar6727]

The first one made me think the people who are the reason for laws are mostly likely engineers spesialy the death lazer

[@contrafax]

"I am not that kind of engineer."

[@silvermoonlight4520]

It seems Dr. Bright got around

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@Inufan2005]

I find these lists of rules and regulations that are made because of Humans particularly entertaining. 😂

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@lebrick2849]

I think i'm incompatible with lawyers. Chapter 1.... all guilty. they know what they did.

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

But I just got done with my death laser! Now what am I sopose to do?!

[@AgroSquerril]

make a bigger one?

[@wrath2501]

Put it on a small moon.

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

@@wrath2501 Uuuuuuggggg fine!

[@Sinyao]

A suspension bridge did what

[@jeanannd]

1st story: LOL, funny but make you think and know THIS is WHY we have warnings like "Do not eat tide pods." 2nd story: He was the type of engineer that could save them from being destroyed by others. HE was THAT TYPE OF ENGINEER.

[@antonfowler6582]

" love monkey defence " ⁉️ 😂😂😂

[@Maeshalanadae]

Just can’t freaking stay out of trouble!!! 😂😂😂

[@arbiteramon]

I only hope, in my next life, 2 things happen, 1. I'm born in a time where humans have made contact with alien species, 2. I hope this video still exists to give me ideas for shenanigans.

[@judahschultz]

Three laws specifically for human “Funtime snu snu?!” WTF?!

[@greggwilliamson]

Story one. I swear I grew up with the people causing those rules!!

[@Caercutta30]

The intercourse thing. Oh the things I'm imagining!

[@wrath2501]

These are known as the Kirk laws.

[@iljastalberg5610]

N 4,5,6 .....I soooo see people actually doing it >_> XD

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@chrstfer2452]

And food.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@virtualatheist]

Lovemonkey defence... ROFL!!!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@janthion3590]

They did what to a planet?

[@J0hnB09]

They stole it.

[@bobsterclause342]

Big butt nuke laser without radiation expanding overzealously instantaneously upon reaching the muzzle of the barrel that over blows up, in turn, the entire mountain, and doesn’t just blow it up, but melts it… and doesn’t just melt it but blows it up, over the absurd to the point of religiousness: enthusiast of the gork and mork of boom boom; the god of exploding and burning, and the god of burning and melting. I’m that kind of engineer? Sayin energy blast kind? Engineer: ………. …

[@Templarfreak]

what the fuck that man in the second story just committed [redacted]. holy shit.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F,T,A

[@sleeping2696]

The enemy is in thst direction. Yes sir. Removing thst direction

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗❗

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@rosebloodwater13]

Only a brief list?🤣

[@merlinwizard1000]

71st, 7 September 2023