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This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

[@thenthson]

Now I want to see a human built ship.

[@grogvaughan5649]

As a former soldier, I was the primary weapon system. Anything in my hands just made me more efficient.

[@greyclydesdale]

Ahh the improvised weapons skill... In ship to ship combat.... Awesome.

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

Hey if that didn't work they could have used the thrusters to shear off the bridge

[@KingMarkus222]

Humans: the mad scientist inventors of spaces

[@carlfranz6805]

Can we really be that advanced if we're still singing Billy Joel while drunk? 🤣

[@DocBNG]

Reminds me of the gravity gun from the Half-Life game series. I still remember vanquishing enemies with a captured office desk. (-:

[@AgroSquerril]

double barrels for the win

[@carlfranz6805]

Imagine what you could do with a box of ball bearings...😎

[@calvingreene90]

You mean we have a 700 terawatt partical accelerator an it never occurred to you it could be used in self defense. --- Human

[@dovahbear0]

And any survivors where found seems to have fell down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.

[@yousureimnotarobot]

This started the whole universe. One hundred stories later...

[@AgroSquerril]

funny how that happens

[@isaackinsley1662]

Is there a list for that universe?

[@trevorthieme5157]

​@@AgroSquerril What universe?

[@AgroSquerril]

@@trevorthieme5157 The Human Altered Universe , www.royalroad.com/fiction/30165/human-altered

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Yeah humans the anti Gremlins of space

[@AgroSquerril]

when we are feeling helpful , when not then we are just gremlins

[@mstrfool]

@@AgroSquerril Dead on, captain.

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

I work in tech support so I have a different view point, 1/2 of humanity should not be allowed within 10km of technology. They don't even need to touch it just think about using it and it commits suicide. And heaven help you if one of them tried to fix the problem on their own.

[@mstrfool]

@@FakeSchrodingersCat You know it. Worked for Intuit and actually had a call from someone that used White Out on the screen. I wish I could say I was joking. Im not.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

@@mstrfool that's still better than the people who are upset cuz they try to use the CD drive as a drink holder and it keeps retracting spilling their drink

[@TairnKA]

Obviously that human is a "Spacer", enjoying his time outside the ship. ;-)

[@karasuchrono]

I smiled so wide at the ending to this story. Asteroid indeed!

[@justinsmith5870]

What's scary is that in gaming there's forms of meta & trolling that's effectively various methods of abusing game mechanics to break somethings function without breaking the game. Turning a mining transport into an astroid shotgun would be exactly that kind of thinking. No pvp aggression rank either from that kind of thing.

[@nivarion]

So human threw a rock. What a surprise.

[@ashleycroydon9743]

Marvellous work. Shout out to the writer great voicing mate 🇭🇲🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️💯🖤

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@edparagonpc]

Human altered is one of my favorites., thanks Agro.

[@crsed]

These sort of stories amuse me greatly 😂.

[@Karmasu_L]

Hmm, sunce everything is moving though space a teleporter would have to give the teleported object a speed relative to it's destination. With that in mind it would be easy to speed up anything to pretty much any speed. Keeping in mind that speed of one object is always relative to the speed of another object i'm always confused about the speed of light light and how that can stay a constant even with different referent point. Nevermind i just remembered that it just changes the speed of time.

[@ChrissieBear]

The speed of light is constant IN VACUUM. Light does slow down when it passes through a medium, such as air or water. This is why sunlight doesn't reach the bottom of the ocean.

[@johns9652]

I remember Mythbusters did an interesting experiment where they had this tennisball gun, which they tested and discovered it shot the balls at x miles per hour, like 40 maybe. So then they strapped a guy in the back of a truck, and went 40 miles per hour in the truck, and shot the ball. They had 2 or 3 camera angles, and from one of them, the ball just appeared to limply fall to the ground.

[@jeanannd]

Another fine story by Areyousureimnotarobot.

[@mikehenthorn1778]

Grunts and crafts at its finest. Lol

[@syrathdouglas1244]

I thought that the title said “Human Alfred” and was gonna be about Batman’s Butler

[@jeroylenkins1745]

he might be a robot.

[@ThatGuyjontover]

If humming and whistling is a warning whats laughing

[@kencarlson2855]

Is the great algorithm marked as human altered

[@AgroSquerril]

probably why its so fickle

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

I think it might be self designed at this point.

[@patrickmcabee123]

Great episode..👍🏼😎👍🏾

[@CaptainShield]

All hail the algorithm, may it recommend this channel widely.

[@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh]

It's cool 😎

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks for the story 🙂🙂☺️

[@alfredsutton7233]

Long live the algorithm - five words minimum,

[@ufoe20011]

For the sqwerl For the rythm that is algo

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm and the narrator.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@SrZyrkon]

Finally. Binging your content, I managed to get you to 420 likes.

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you kindly

[@chriscummings8610]

Please some more of human adjusted equipment

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@merlinwizard1000]

57th, 9 November 2023