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[@AgroSquerril]

Hi All The vote is in for Deathworlders , check out comunity post for more details! kzbin.infoUgwEynV6t6JSLnPTzhJ4AaABCQ

[@fallenwatcher8114]

Hi sir agro if you ever need a new story these chrysalis by beaverfur someone else already did the first three video s but they drop off the internet a couple of years ago and it's a good story 😅 thanks for reading my message and my apologies if I seem greedy I just like your voice

[@AthanCage]

That is one of my favorites, it's up there with Billy Bob space trucker

[@AgroSquerril]

@@fallenwatcher8114 got permission for it already , it will be happening after the fourth wave finishes

[@fallenwatcher8114]

@@AgroSquerril I must say that is good news thank you truly thank you for you provide us with these stories in an audio form which can be consumed while doing other tasks and I don't know if you already had permission or just got it after I asked but still thank you for this story and your hard work 😌

[@marcosgaona9266]

223332w2wwee3

[@M4gl4d]

I always think "lucky buggers, didnt land in Africa and meet a colony of Army ants"

[@seanrea550]

There are some mean ants in the Amazon as well. I believe fire ants are native to the Amazon as well as bullet ants.

[@seanrea550]

Also several species of army ants.

[@calliatatsu4455]

Yes they should be glad they didnt land during migrating season for army ants

[@KingMarkus222]

SAIFU!

[@dragonriderabens9761]

@@seanrea550 oooo, bullet ants are NASTY

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Aliens: A garden world will fall without too much trouble. Humanity: *laughs in deathworlder*

[@seanpeacock4290]

Human: laughs in lawnmower

[@anondabomb]

@@seanpeacock4290 damn it, ya got me with that one… take my damn like and don’t choke.

[@KingMarkus222]

Hehe look a tiny aliens fighting against our ants. Human child: let’s use this magnifying glass to take a closer look at them.......🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

lol , advanced laser weaponry

[@RN-ez1nn]

I thought the aliens were attacking humanity. XD I wasn't disappointed. GREAT STORY!!

[@AgroSquerril]

was a good story , glad you liked

[@RN-ez1nn]

@@AgroSquerril ALWAYS

[@johns9652]

Same here, but I was a bit puzzled about the part that turned out to be a fungal infection. Until the ending was revealed, I thought the aliens were trying to understand and explain bullet wounds, except it didn’t make sense to say it was a biological infection.

[@sterlinggecko3269]

​@@johns9652 I thought it was lead poisoning at first, lol

[@greygalaxy8638]

Loved every moment of it. It is easy to think that Terrans only mean Humans, then you realize that we are not the only ones who live on Terra. Haha.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@hazydoom69]

You telling me these bugs used suicide bomb attacks on ants cause that's bloody hilarious.

[@leyrua]

When they mentioned that the aliens excrement was flammable, I thought there was going to be a bit about this discovery solving a fuel crisis. 😆

[@SetzerII]

It would be interesting to watch a car running on a tank full of phosphorus. From a safe distance.

[@leyrua]

@@SetzerII Marketing Department: It's a "hot" new item. 🔥

[@dragonriderabens9761]

*Fortunate Son starts playing*

[@kingnight4823]

I want this person to make another story about this. If their waste is combustible = fuel I can see humanity trying their hardest to get into a relationship with them or dam well domesticat them

[@Cretaal]

Well... today I got tricked into thinking that fungus is bullets... that's a thing now.

[@Aim54Delta]

I like how deep this runs as a thought exercise. You can "play it straight" during the perspective of the alien bug and assess their approach to assaulting our civilization and how their sensory organs led them to not properly interpret machinery. Then you can work it from the twist side of things and appreciate how life out there may very well be smaller - and this entire hive might have its hands full fighting a few humans. Would make an excellent Aliens piggyback or even satire. Alternatively, it would be hilarious to see a "super superior hivemind" waylaid by ants amid their attempt to invade.

[@commmander64]

Omg. Native ants wiping out invaders would be actally sweet. Imagine if they escaped only to ring young federalized queen along. It would be a very tiny version if the alien movie lol.

[@Aim54Delta]

@@commmander64 Having some crazy plantoid species invade only to find ants trying to farm their 'hair,' carpenter ants representing out of control staph infections, and then termites being a sort of necrosis. In the end, a passive-aggressive invasion by plants that want to choke out our native plants ends up getting BTFOed to the extent we have to deploy some of our banned insecticides to try and keep these fascinating plant assholes from being exterminated by termites.

[@allielightfoot2769]

Who else thought that it wasn’t fungus but bullets? What a great misdirection story.

[@paleflame]

Only realized it was ants not humans and fungi not iron at the end. A good red herring.

[@dksamuri]

You kinda ruined the big reveal

[@reecetaylor2626]

@@dksamuri shouldn't have looked at the comments lol

[@Alphahye]

@@reecetaylor2626 it's right below the video...

[@reecetaylor2626]

I mean, just don't scroll down

[@Alphahye]

@@reecetaylor2626 Ah yes, that does seem to be the correct choice. Good job, old chap. You've done it! You've solved the problem!

[@LordGertz]

Finally ants are recognized as the true dominate lifeform of Earth.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@alganhar1]

@@AgroSquerril They are not, nothing even close. I look at this from the point of view of an Evolutionary Ecologist by trade. You want the dominant life form on Earth? Look at why EVERY life form on our planet has an Immune system.... Bacteria....

[@ryancronwell6368]

Honestly I was confused when it said many billions or perhaps more, but now it makes sense.

[@trevorthieme5157]

I would totally keep them in a HIGHLY secured container for an alien ant farm!

[@vinnyganzano1930]

Only a Smooth Criminal would come up with that idea.

[@nathanjensen3928]

Lol what a bait and switch

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@purpledevilr7463]

Well I’d say that ants are the closest second to humans.

[@TheMonk72]

By mass there's no contest. Ants win on numbers too 😂

[@Lucian00311]

Great story. The twist at the end was really unexpected.

[@ryankaiser2702]

So the invader ants died from cordesyps fungus and fire 🔥 fire that it could not perceive

[@laserlights9684]

I noticed once the "digging elaborate tunnels" i was like...."we dont really do that" but didnt think ants

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Groza_Dallocort]

Well we do build tunnels but they are usually straight

[@tyler58701]

Well I can officially say I've listened to enough of these that I can recite the intro by memory and at the same pace

[@AgroSquerril]

better than i can do :D

[@m.t.fguard8309]

I was kind of confused at first on how a big ass watch toy vehicles huge titical and sex was able to crash down into the Amazon rainforest without causing some kind of problem until it went to the human prospectors and I burst out laughing because it made sense after that

[@weirdlan.d3144]

I've been having so many emotional problem over the fact of trying to figure out if these were bugs or not I guess in the beginning but then when they got to the things appearing in them I assumed they were getting shot

[@johnnycampbell3422]

And an ant eater shows up and blows their mind.

[@davethompson3326]

A more noble end than "the entire fleet was eaten by a small dog."

[@daniel_f4050]

The surprising bit to me was that the alien hive didn’t recognize fire. Their “ship” entering the atmosphere was consumed by it so I’d have thought they would easily recognize the situation. Regardless, damn fine story with a clever twist.

[@M4gl4d]

I always thought they were lucky no legionary ant swarm ever found them

[@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh]

That was funny it got me very good

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@jeanannd]

LOL, Our ants and a forest fire defeat an alien threat.

[@scalycopperhead1674]

cordyceps man lol

[@oakenshadow6763]

I had to relisten to this. I kept thinking it was bullets. Bullets don't spread. I thought the fire was mussels. What it really was was so much better.

[@dulizardglasses3170]

I would’ve liked to have seen their reaction to humans

[@hanzzel6086]

Too big to even properly comprehend.

[@hydrogenone6866]

What A Twist!

[@leyrua]

At first I thought that the unexpected deaths were due to them getting eaten by birds or something.

[@seanpeacock4290]

Here I am thinking tyranid inspired alien the whole time and then I get ants. To bad they didn't ruin into the amazon army ants.

[@yomogami4561]

perspective is always important.

[@benballard5930]

What I don’t get is why didn’t the aliens think the ants were a hivemind. I mean, they are, aren’t they?

[@Garmin21111]

Kinda, each individual is intelligent and they aren't mindless and they use pheromones to communicate not "wireless" like these aliens. They are a hivemind by our standards but not by the aliens

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

Ok gotta admit, they author got me there. Well played!

[@syrathdouglas1244]

I originally thought they were accidentally absorbing litter and trash and dying from that.

[@nerovalquel1844]

Not gonna lie, this story have me on the first half.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Yeah I figured it was something like that that they were going to be very very small. I did not suspect answer first so yeah it makes sense humans were just too big they could not notice them

[@peekakuchu6878]

Fatally terrorized ants!! FTA!!

[@MrSuperbeast92]

That ending though. Lol *what a twist*

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@gamegirl8722]

Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@fallenwatcher8114]

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... This one is first once more

[@purpledevilr7463]

But were you the first like? I guess not, for it was me.

[@fallenwatcher8114]

@@purpledevilr7463 😒I forget

[@davedave8986]

I am so just AHHHHHH why can’t I drink more g fuel

[@purgejmi]

That's an awesome twist lmao

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@ATSucks1]

Today's date is 8,30,21. Alright algobot, do your thing.

[@Shatterwings060]

Man i want more of this...

[@dwarvengamesmith9726]

All of that just to become a farmed fuel source for humans 😅

[@rezredstripe2774]

Good reading, and what a twist

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@Garmin21111]

This was one of my favorite stories.

[@DragonEyeMC]

At frist I thought they were ants I was kinda close

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Forkin great!

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@voidcore9323]

Knifeing awesome

[@pavlospantazis8932]

@@voidcore9323 Spooning incredible!

[@voidcore9323]

@@pavlospantazis8932 Sporking great

[@the_Kurgan]

It's a miniature War of the World's

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@arl4422]

LOL

[@mixtapeWA]

This kinda feels like edge of tomorrow lmao

[@MrSuperbeast92]

For the Algorithm!

[@justinreijnders8992]

The link to the original story doesn't seem to be working

[@AgroSquerril]

Corrected , thanks for pointing it out. Was an extra / at the end.

[@mutehowl]

Freaking bugs.

[@merlinwizard1000]

114th, 2 July 2023

[@ignusthemad3150]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@terrieterblans7027]

this story was too much rambling. Stopping 100 min in.

[@nolenjones8748]

Personal note: Avoid this one.... its just a joke the takes 30 minutes to get to the punch line.