r/HFY TFOS# 519 - Smoke and Alcohol & No Telepathy ( Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@geoshark12]

The problem with weaponizing a cold or flu is it mutates too quickly to be controlled , if you start uing a weapon you got to have an off switch for it

[@garystewart2355]

Humans have a built in strength limiter to prevent us from breaking our own bones who’s to say we don’t have a mental limiter as well

[@AgroSquerril]

something to think about

[@Jason-sm4oc]

@@AgroSquerril My limiter won't allow me to think that much

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

@@Jason-sm4oc my limiter prevents me from being smart and prevents me from being brave enough and prevents me from being too stupid but still stupid how about you?

[@Type_blazenil]

Yes, we do infact! It's actually bypassed by the same thing that our physical limiter is. Adrenaline doesn't just make you stronger, it makes your brain think faster.

[@grogvaughan5649]

The only limits a human has are the ones we place on ourselves. I've spent too many years in combat with the Army and as a contractor. You never know what you're capable of until you just do it.

[@t.j.cornett7495]

The 2nd one is honest. When I first heard it I was alone living in a tent injured and waiting on relief from worker's comp. I wanted nothing more than to be with my woman and our daughter. Things are different now, not for the better but they did get better in the interim. Most of us simply don't want to be so alone and isolated. We want someone or something to love, to be loved by. It's human nature to seek such.

[@alexs5814]

heh... yepp. that second one hits deep... spending most of our time in solitary confinement. right in the feels....

[@bobsterclause342]

No Fire wall for cancer. Artificial fire wall for aging. Not for accidents.

[@jddbrr4144]

What a minute i just realized that tales is spelled tails... Why did it take me this long?

[@jddbrr4144]

Also FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

lol and For the Algorithm

[@fluxgameing8265]

It took so long because English is a broken unfinished language where spelling doesn’t matter as much as we like to pretend it does

[@Jason-sm4oc]

This maybe because the narrator (our beloved Mr Squerril) is not English. Also ... For the Algorithm

[@alexs5814]

heh^^ looks like "The Family" and their tails are everywhere once again.

[@genericname42]

I like how the comments went from discussing the story to fanatical worship of the ALGORITHM PRAISE THE ALGORITHM

[@AgroSquerril]

tis true

[@samuelsilver8077]

For some reason comment section reminds me of Warhammer 40K forums/chats. But instead of Emperor or Blood God it is Algorithm.

[@jacobgra5]

As if the algorithm isn't the new chaos god

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Numbers for the agro rithm Praise for the algebra.

[@Jason-sm4oc]

@@samuelsilver8077 Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for the Skull Throne. Comments for the Algorithm. Subscriptions for the Agro Squerril.

[@eurogryphon]

Author of the first story should've included Phineas Gage in the "should've died but still alive" category.

[@markuhler2664]

That's where I thought he was initially going!

[@midgefidget5796]

Should I be worried that I know the story associated with Phineas Gage?

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

thank you for teaching the robot aliens to say "cock"

[@richardhowells5804]

Nigh invincible and yet so fragile, humans are a mystery to us high ones.

[@WarmageNearis]

Loved that second story.

[@arobidy]

May the algorithm gods find you and grant you their favor.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@ant9622]

To day is a fine day For The Algorithm

[@Jason-sm4oc]

@@ant9622 This day I read your comment and it is truly a fine day. Also ... For the Algorithm

[@AthanCage]

Hey Agro just wanted to say I'm loving the new backgrounds for the videos, keep up the Fantastic work and For The Algorithm!!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you , glad you like em and Fort HeA lgorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Forty Logarithms!

[@brianmeadows1137]

1st story, humans manage to insert a thought virus in alien robots. Cool!

[@davidatkinson47]

The machine, of whatever sort, will most likely fail while it's being used, hard. Not when it's sitting idle in a corner. This is predictable, but in our emotional brains this pattern will be interpreted as "everything always going wrong at the worst possible moment." Hence, Murphy's and Finagle's laws. Just throwing that out there.

[@Ct--yn1xw]

Agro you have pleased the algorithm God's

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@SomeDiscussionRecommended]

The algorithm God's...what? Finish your sentence 😛

[@timothymccarthy2751]

Cthulhu is the algorithm, the algorithm is cthulhu

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@Navy89SEALs]

Free hugs!

[@d4h836]

Thanks

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Appreciated.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

and then the overser got direct contact with a few humans..of wich some started to try ther best to soften the strain on him when computing ther chaotic data....futile as it was yet..such an adorable effort... and only exasperating the problem!! XD

[@whowhat4573]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@PrimordialNyx]

13:15 If we were, we'd use it as a phychological weapon/torture

[@mk6315]

Telepathically make someone have a fart fetish

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@midgefidget5796]

Influenza is not complex life at a cellular level. It is life at a chromosomal level. Some still argue whether is even qualifies as life.

[@timothymccarthy2751]

Praise cthulhu algorithm, praise algorithm cthulhu

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@Ct--yn1xw]

Good luck brothers on no nut November

[@aretailcashier450]

1:37 ………this particular point seems to be aging like milk

[@jeroylenkins1745]

nurgle floop deep

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Obligatory comment to appease the algorithm..... Because Agro Squerril is great and deserves recognition and $$$.

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

First for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!!!!

[@Team__T]

U r first

[@Ct--yn1xw]

FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Hullo Derek.

[@arakheno4051]

For The Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For The Algorithm!

[@robertt.walzel4648]

For the algorithm!

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@griffinhunter3206]

lol algorythms uwu

[@grogvaughan5649]

For the Algorithm

[@Bdady74]

Algorithm appeasement comment

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

105th, 13 December 2023

[@ChrissieBear]

The flu is not the cold.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@weebobo955]

;)

[@VadulTharys]

F T A

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@calvingreene90]

The people that ruined Star Wars vote Democrat. The more you know...

[@jamesmyles4540]

The angry idiot fans are democrats?

[@calvingreene90]

@@jamesmyles4540 How are the consumers suppose to have ruined the product?

[@jamesmyles4540]

@@calvingreene90 the product wasn't ruined. Someone not liking somthing isnt the product being ruined.

[@calvingreene90]

@@jamesmyles4540 When the product is changed and the consumers overwhelmingly dislike it is ruining it.

[@jamesmyles4540]

@@calvingreene90 yup the previous movies are completely unwatchable now because the new ones exist.

[@warrmalaski8570]

Humanity is capable of telepathy. It was just quashed by religions.

[@Aden_III]

Nonsense

[@demogod4955]

No, we aren't?

[@Jason-sm4oc]

My religion states that telepathy and reincarnation are possible

[@ChrissieBear]

I have no religion. Where's my telepathy?