The Hammer (r/HFY)

When the Maker of the Stars finished his work he let fall his hammer as he himself fell in his exhaustion. The consequences...are yet to be decided.
/ the_hammer
By u/Nec_Di_Nec_Domini Posted with Permission
/ iamzren89
Orators: Russ of the North, Lorry Yroll, Iced Mollassas, SungHoOver, Adrian, DrCatsPaw, A M, Johnathan Hamilton, Mike E
Good Listeners: Artur, Terry, Jeff, Don
Listeners: John Doe
Edited by: Graygor
#HFY #Audiobook #AceOnAnAlligator

[@shinraset]

I am filled with the necessity to make this little joke! Behold our father! The Smith. Behold our mother! Crowned Regal Terra,! Behold Uncle time and Granny Weaver!

[@BlueStarr86]

It is important to note that Gaia didn't punch the creator until he'd already spent a good deal of time fucking with humanity. Probably took her a few minutes to realize that these things weren't normal occurrences.

[@anathardayaldar]

Everytime it said someone was "A GOD!" I imagined Loki telling the Hulk, "Don't you dare touch me! I am A GOD."

[@frealsolidusauxil5873]

Terra no matter your deformations you are beautiful, for we are your children and though we made many mistakes we will do our best to fix it. It may take many decades but we will never stop not until the universe appreciates your beauty.

[@ThatGuyjontover]

you um... you really got that deep into it huh? XD

[@eddoh2701]

Pacha Mama is a fearsome mother, for she only allow the strong and adaptable to survive.

[@sourcefedlaxbro]

bru why am i getting emotional about a fictional avatar of earth.

[@Graygor.]

If you find any editing errors let me know. I did a few passes over this one and think i got everything sorted.

[@coffeeandcloaks9807]

Sorry 43:56

[@igkslife]

The sad bit is... Is that we desire peace, and tranquility, but we actively do everything in our power to prevent it. Also, I would love to see fan art of this... Maybe a statue, or two of the characters.

[@slimeinabox]

Their god is not one of song or beauty. Their god is the god of creation.

[@mutehowl]

I would think the amount of names of forgotten warriors might be wrong. I mean all of time that man started to walk on two legs is a very long time and we have been fighting and dying in balltes for most of that time. I would say in the trillions of not even more. But not a goovolplex.

[@Zren89]

That seems reasonable.

[@Thomas-le3dw]

well, considering that the estimate of total humans in history is 107 billions. But yes, it should be more than millions.

[@trollunderbridge2292]

I've listened to this several times over the past few months. I. Fucking. Love. It.

[@i.d.k.studios235]

"well that one was fucken interesting" I'll say Kinda want to know what the earlier cycles where like, and what becomes of those two

[@Zren89]

I recently found out that the guy made a continuation for it...so maybe we find out? Idk haven't even looked at it yet, but we'll see.

[@i.d.k.studios235]

@@Zren89 sweet, can't speak for the others but I'd like that

[@youngbloodbanana3376]

@@Zren89 tell us

[@toraxmalu]

nothing to add :D

[@KingMarkus222]

That was definitely a tale for the ages

[@slimeinabox]

20:02 And then she told him: “Their your kids”

[@goofballordh7395]

Relatable

[@martialme84]

*they´re

[@slimeinabox]

@@martialme84 Totally unnecessary Have a like

[@martialme84]

@@slimeinabox This is so telling. Instead of quickly correcting your embarrassing mistake you waste time on a completely unnecessary response. Anti-intellectualism, the race to the bottom. Uneducated and disinterested is the new cool. Just like in the movie "idiocracy". Well done then. You are very "cool".

[@Shythalia]

@@slimeinabox it WAS necessary lol

[@cortos_9733]

Aweaome! I was just checking your channel for a story to relisten. Instead got a new one

[@Zren89]

Glad to help :D

[@Texsoroban]

Would you be one with nature, child? Merely sit still and she will devour the.

[@noadsbro]

"the maiden of Terra laughed for the first time in over seven hundred years" bruh, you said she laughed like 4 times already.

[@kylersmith5675]

I like how we are the most outstanding thing in who knows how many universes

[@punkmaster4718]

@zren there's 2 more parts to this story now, if you want to cover them.

[@tzortzinis1]

Zren baby. I love your narrations. Keep it up, Please.

[@shinigami-man5727]

That was really good thank you

[@jeroenwagenaar6940]

So glad you did this one👍

[@marcwilebski1993]

i just went to the story on reddit and noticed that you actually missed the last bit of the story. their is actually a bit more to this in the top comment of the story

[@Zren89]

He also re-wrote it entirely, which I may be doing here soon since they told me about it! :D

[@schoolreject1683]

15:45 smack smack 21:55 22:08

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Amazing story here

[@stalwartteakettlepotato9879]

I quess all humans come form Hammerfell

[@catbat5105]

I feel like i heard your voice before. Have you ever taken part in WTNV

[@cassiswyrm8121]

I loved that. Thank you

[@Zren89]

Glad you enjoyed it! It was longer than I expected but still great.

[@alexmuller6752]

the smith is a pluto apologist :)

[@joshfinch7041]

I just finished part two and idk I need a hug

[@Zren89]

~*Hug*~

[@joshfinch7041]

@@Zren89 after spending a month or more watching deathworlders(and miss Chang and Adrian s story) and a another story called "first contract" idk how I feel about our species and idk life just feels hard lately but thanks for making these videos to help me get through the day and give some kind of hope

[@russofthefrozennorth]

okay okay okay okay, so maybe i like this one too. maybe i really really really like this one also.

[@russofthefrozennorth]

I'm listening to this for the second time and I'm enjoying it just as much.

[@Dutchwheelchair]

interesting. the only cringe bit for me, was when the spirit of humanity. Used fucking

[@voodoovince8001]

I mean, it's a very popular human word.

[@mutehowl]

I kinda like this one for the sinister playlist.

[@Monster_Ink]

Well that was a really good one!

[@igkslife]

Interesting indeed.

[@lakooladivine8603]

Damn, this one was good

[@Zren89]

Glad you liked it :D

[@tonyoliver4920]

A little less adverts next time

[@martinwyke]

These are in wrong order in playlist

[@jameschastain1229]

Still out of order but great stories still.

[@eduardopalacios2292]

Yes!!!

[@Zren89]

Yeeeeeessss!

[@fyloxiro]

Coooool....

[@aaronsprakties292]

Cool

[@Zren89]

Thanks!

[@davylively2294]

nice

[@Zren89]

Why thank you.

[@WiredTurkey316]

Damn