r/HFY TFOS# 547 - Just Dropping by & Dealing with Squatters (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@properfunny]

In the second story I bet the assistant knew what was going to happen and decided to put him in line for the equivalent of the Darwin Award.

[@nuru666]

Getting himself that juicy promotion.

[@blaze100587]

Even in a far away galactic alien empire, the every day worker\middle manager passive aggressively does what little they can to stick it to the higher ups lol

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Could have gone worse for him. He could have visited when Soyuz was the only station in orbit and had to try to convince the Soviets to remove their space presence.

[@ladyodragons3849]

10:35 "Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[@ladyodragons3849]

The first story gets me imagining a bunch of serious aliens going completely slack jawed/surprised when the human says how old their species is, and why they have never been heard of. I would love to see that conversation too!

[@adamelliott3694]

And just think, they get that atmospheric shuttle to help push the space program to new heights too. Or they call the assistant and make a deal for the tech.

[@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth]

He really thought we were that stupid. We know a con artist when we see one

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@DiceWarwick]

when you try to trick an amarican off his land, all wile coming with tech they would go to war over... moron.

[@jimmykarlsson4126]

just think it was trump I made the best deal ever

[@wrath2501]

Moronic xeno. I was born at night, not last night.

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

@@jimmykarlsson4126 well since your smarter than trump am sure someone as rich as you is just wasting time looking at KZbin from his mansion right?

[@gregorypryor7401]

All the xeno "carpet-baggers" find Area 51 very comfortable after awhile!😂

[@henrypaleveda7760]

"inconceivable!" "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

[@michaelyoung7261]

Always nice meeting another being of culture

[@stevensanju]

Dude in the second story got a free room in area 51. His assistant must have been on the line with the Terrans and a Galactic Council rep about uplifts, sapient race laws, and his shit working conditions effectively throwing his ex-employer under the bus for being a douche.

[@syrup868]

We only paid a few million years worth of evolution and advancement

[@shamdonnosnikta9570]

Oh mighty algorithm bring widespread front pages for the video.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@AnimeCrackDealer]

I want to know what he thought of his first appointment with waterboarding

[@itachi112059]

●When do I speak to the scientist? The zeno in the next cell just laughs and says ○welcome to Groom Lake bitch

[@henrypaleveda7760]

groom lake?

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

It seems we have a person of government

[@jacobfoss7783]

@@henrypaleveda7760 The lake that is now Area 51 was called Groom Lake.

[@ISoloYouRelax]

Next time make sure there isn't any sentient life on the planet you're gonna buy.

[@OneCanisLupus]

Just dropping by was a nice story. Would like to hear more of that one.

[@Danieljfriend275]

Ah so we are squatters

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@goofballordh7395]

I kinda want part two of the first story

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@hollyferay8131]

Just dropping by was very enjoyable.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@kencarlson2855]

Just dropping something for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algowithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@calvingreene90]

The top scientists get the shuttle.

[@lyrigageforge3259]

#1. Lol - the humans have awaken and want to come down to play again - the galaxy is not prepared - absolutely not.

[@whowhat4573]

Drat those gullible humans. Algorithm be pleased

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@medical-cyanide1526]

Does this count as imprisonment for the second story? I mean he willing went there

[@kerwinbrown4180]

Who disturbed my nap?

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗❗

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@davedave8986]

First view like and comment for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Moar for the Algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@additiveartificer9365]

Hmmm survival rate ehhhh 1%

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

71st, 6 December 2023

[@SkullGamer-pd3pz]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm