r/HFY TFOS# 568 - The Hellbringers by semiloki (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@crowsenpai5625]

Humans as the probe flys past Pluto: “Heh. That mountain kinda looks like a heart. That’s neat.”

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@Nuuboat]

Ohh it was supposed to be a heart. I thought something else when he said pink, two balls with something pointing out below.

[@nuru666]

@@Nuuboat thatsapenis.gif

[@TheMany42]

@@Nuuboat You do know that the "Heart" image used commonly in modern times is actually upside down and was originally supposed to represent testicles as a symbol of the Greek goddess Aphrodite?

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Aliens: Die demon! *fires a volley of missiles* Human: Wow, it's breezy today.

[@AgroSquerril]

we fight in the shade

[@narutohuntmendemon6354]

@@AgroSquerril this is SPARTA!!!!

[@yousefjohan5903]

InstaBlaster.

[@robertbemis9800]

Interesting solution to the Fermi paradox Intelligent life exists but it’s so cold and slow we can’t detect it

[@SiegeTF]

Thought they might've hit a bird, which would be funny. Microoganic xeno invasion force's fleet thwarted by songbirds because they look like bugs.

[@stinkyfungus]

Hitchhikers guide had a little thing like that, Giant invasion fleet arrives at earth due to a perceived insult from a way ward radio transmission and is swallowed by a jack Russell terrier, IRRC.

[@greygalaxy8638]

OH! I get it now. They're micro organisms from Pluto, and they created a heart to let us know they are sorry hahah.... ... ...This just blew my mind.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Now you have me wondering about the Mars smiley face... At least I think that's a real Martian feature and not simply the invention of The Watchmen.

[@TheMany42]

Worse... scientists don't even consider it a planet any more...

[@S4t4n_NZ]

And due to a slight miscalculation in size, they were eaten by a small dog

[@dragonpjb]

It's a heart ❤. Took me too long to figure that out.

[@llyrseadancer]

and here I thought they were gonna do a giant upside down dong XD

[@themustachioedman]

That’s not what I thought, but it checks out seeing as how there is an actual heart on Pluto lol

[@bobsterclause342]

I have never heard of locomotion or life like that. Uses quantum mechanics to move. Thats great.

[@whowhat4573]

Comet=Probe? Probe=Comet? Hmmmm.... Algorithm be pleased.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@bobsterclause342]

For the hoard

[@ladyodragons3849]

Who thought that the first interaction with other life would be us seeing "£μ©|< off" written on another planet

[@AgroSquerril]

sounds about right really

[@chaoticgoodwarlock4142]

Now I beg the universe for HFY story about first contact, started with aliens drawing giant dong on the surface of their planet

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@nuru666]

First thing they send us by radio is a dong in ascii

[@Patzilla1999]

Honestly that might result in peace a lot faster than a heart

[@TairnKA]

At least their probe ship wasn't swallowed by a dog. ;-)

[@TheDurid1]

So what is the peace sign they are trying to build? 'Two half triangles connected at a point'?

[@schiefer1103]

A heart, apparently

[@TheJMPD]

[@WingManFang1]

That was adorable

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@stalwartteakettlepotato9879]

Wait they said that we are in the same solar system? What celestial body do you think they are on.

[@jeremycebrian6413]

Pluto. Remember the heart on Pluto pictures from a few years ago. Its referencing that. Also for the Algorithm.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@mstrfool]

@@jeremycebrian6413 Ah, thanks. Never clicked on that.

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@tonyreaver2627]

Our probe. Turns cam to see Pluto. Nasa ops. Is that a hart bob we told you about the emojies during the Mars rover

[@bobsterclause342]

New meaning of hell world

[@milohobo9186]

Plutonians!

[@properfunny]

So where did they crash land? Russia or Arizona?

[@lazypizzaship8911]

Maybe that kid who got hit in the head with an astroid

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

The crash sounded like the Tunguska Event, so I'd wager Russia

[@jacobfoss7783]

@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim I was thinking it was the Roswell Incident.

[@hanzzel6086]

​@@jacobfoss7783No, too long in the past. The probe they are referring to is probably New Horizons.

[@bobydigital2450]

To be fair the pression in their planet would make us die too

[@jacobfoss7783]

We'd freeze without protective suits. If there planet is so cold that liquid water is a marvel, or even horrifying, and our upper atmosphere would cause them to burn and boil away, imagine what their planet will do to us.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

@@jacobfoss7783 Imagine what we'd do to them. To survive out there by Pluto, our ships and suits would have to be internally heated. Which means they'd be waaaaay warmer than the environment, and quite possibly passively radiating enough heat to damage the aliens and their structures if our stuff went anywhere near them. And that's before we light up whatever rocket motor (probably nuclear) that we used to get out there.

[@silva1sme994]

Hailey's comet?

[@AgroSquerril]

it would seem so

[@unlikelysuspect5491]

More like Hailey's Coment

[@ryanellard2096]

I think the crashing ship was the tunguska meteor I think that's what it's called the one that crashed in Siberia and flattened a bunch of trees

[@hanzzel6086]

​@@ryanellard2096I think they were referring to the first probe which did multiple orbits.

[@TheStarMachine2000]

Is there a sequel to this story? For the Algorithm.

[@tristanquintus5804]

May algo and rithm be with you all.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@benjaminmarshall5071]

Poor Ploto aliens!

[@appachaihoppachai1246]

all hail the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@quoriander]

HERESY! All hail the Emperor.

[@bobsterclause342]

For humanity

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Benign intentions, but no real way of communicating... I wonder if this story is a stand alone, or if a sequel exists.

[@sulgsahg1]

Check out the story "humans are micro colonies"

[@jeroylenkins1745]

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[@AgroSquerril]

lol , tags for the win.... maybe

[@ivanrubiomorales2759]

Did they try build...that‽

[@hanzzel6086]

A heart? Yes. It seems this story was inspired by the pictures New Horizons took during it's flyby of Pluto which showed what looked to be a heart shaped mound.

[@TheSpiritFox821]

6 months late I'll join in for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

never too late to join in on the fun :) for the algorithm

[@WingManFang1]

Cute little bug 🐛 people, yes we could be friends

[@rmorillo83]

All hail

[@fabianwood9457]

Poor microbes

[@yomogami4561]

for the algorithm and my socks!

[@unlikelysuspect5491]

I sacrifice this comment to the Algorithim. Algorithim be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@snansserif316]

For the algorithm For the algorithm for the algorithm for the algorithm for the algorithm for the algorithm

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@contrafax]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@nigelsmith7366]

Can you please make a SemiLoki playlist please please please

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@curiousangel6321]

For the algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@south1133]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the Algorithm

[@samuelreese1816]

Ever thought of branching to Spotify?

[@mathi2894]

Pour l’algorithme

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@bobsterclause342]

For the god emperor

[@singledad1313]

Those poor lil fellas. Not even from a real planet.

[@Monster_Ink]

To the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

To the algorithm

[@arakheno4051]

Point at the bottom and 2 half circles side by side at the top .. at the strange pink?/pear? shape ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXOZeKVqd5h1kMk marker Mickey Mouse?

[@Alan-wp9yn]

Cock n' balls

[@beingsneaky]

A heart someone said on Pluto.

[@amazingentertainment9636]

Lmao the ending was funny

[@mutehowl]

Silly

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

A

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

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[@lukkaredwolf3534]

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[@lukkaredwolf3534]

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[@lukkaredwolf3534]

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[@lukkaredwolf3534]

I

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

First for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@stacymarsh2417]

For the algorithm

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@TheRealInscrutable]

100K

[@merlinwizard1000]

134th, 22 November 2023

[@bananamuffiin9869]

I was the fifth like ;P!!!✨

[@ChaosLierLen]

[@marvinjohnson2488]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm