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[@ocn_palm]

“Don’t click this please” 465K people: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@rayurbae6964]

3.2 million people*

[@thecampfire7219]

@@rayurbae6964 no 31,950

[@game-guy]

@@rayurbae6964 the name pun isnt as funny as you think it is

[@memetech-]

Just went down to 2M somehow people unsaw this

[@littengamer]

quetzalcoatlus northropi fed like modern-day skimmers, catching fish during flight while cleaving the waves with its beak

[@randaranatunga7259]

Robin’s “Ehheheheheh” is one of the most recognizable laugh for some reason

[@ForeverPlayerTwo]

@about you stop this

[@CholeSkunk]

@@ForeverPlayerTwo right

[@PurpleDiship]

@@ForeverPlayerTwo what is it?

[@zwabbah4841]

@@CholeSkunk right right

[@PurpleDiship]

@@zwabbah4841 right right right

[@charlezz648]

nobody: not even the under-the-house demons: the censor noise for some reason: AIUHAAIUAHA

[@Fg795yt]

Yeah like bro what the ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ Is that

[@Mremoerrman]

No it’s HAUHAUHAUHAUHAU

[@potatoman7028]

I find it so funny

[@ChaoticDoodle]

HOLY HWAHWOAHWHA

[@theawsomecheese9714]

WHAT THE HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU IS GOING ON!?

[@daedalus1453]

“the fat little demon boy sitting in the chair currently” is how i would describe myself

[@mysteryman8787]

What a coincidence,

[@britir.1322]

same.

[@_wiindexx_]

Yeah, theres some magic at work, (which is impossible) since I would describe myself the exact same way

[@starfire8878]

4:21 is where that sentence begins

[@davey3551]

Me too

[@Elvenpath]

Finnish person here. That particular reindeer is actually an artwork inspired by the reindeer. The antlers of the real animal are sprayed with reflective paint so they can be seen in the dark from a car. Roads in Lapland can be very badly lit (if they're lit at all) and you do not want a reindeer coming through your windshield because you didn't see it in time. Worst case scenario is that it kills you both. I learned to drive in the North and we were taught that if you can't avoid a collision with a reindeer (or a moose) aim for the rear so you don't get impaled.

[@firstnamelastname7298]

just in case you guys were wondering why moose and deer are such a problem, watch Hood Logic(the animal dude on tictok) or look at the death rate on moose/deer accidents

[@CIoudStriker]

We were also told to never ever break if a collision is unavoidable. Speed up to increase the chance of the damn thing being yeeted over the cabin.

[@heddja]

@Egolo Egman true, but a lot of collisions happen in the summer too. Sometimes they just junp out and you don’t see it in time.

[@DailyJuicyFacts]

Robin is able to make any subreddit funny when it isn’t supposed to be

[@ChaoticDoodle]

Ikr

[@moussetache]

But it is supposed to be.... nvm. Suit yourself.

[@argenta7658]

0:39 Alright so basically the banana is actually a gun, and when Polpo(the guy on the screen)attempts to eat it, the “banana” reverts back to it’s original form and he pulls the trigger. I think you can tell what happens next.

[@Lotus_Monk1]

BOOM

[@sirchristian104]

One of the few times guns become useful

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

I said that on the EzPz video and got no likes, please stop being more popular than meeeeeee /s

[@sophiedenise]

Yes finally a JoJo fan who who understood the context

[@prince_sylex]

@nameless one he was on a kill streak

[@nellymymymy2417]

As a Russian speaker- I will comment that HIS ATTEMPT AT ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ IS PERFECT

[@kittywithagun7742]

Exactly what I thought

[@ved_s]

That was more like "Зрасвутье, comrade!"

[@mitcheldev3803]

What timestamp?

[@tanimations1929]

5:47

[@SouthernDusk3765]

What does it mean

[@awesomestyles]

Some subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 312nd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!

[@crazymoosee]

Wow you are dedicated

[@thegalaxyeevee9644]

Almost a whole year

[@pleasedontacknowledgeme7197]

HE STILL GOING

[@Countingfandoms]

I’m starting to appreciate the dedication…

[@randaranatunga7259]

He’s a man of focus, Commitment and sheer f*cking will

[@Dora_jane]

"LOOK AT HOW F***ING CUTE THEY ARE HEHEHEE" thats a new one for me

[@shibz8293]

Timestamp

[@Dora_jane]

@@shibz8293 8:58

[@SpladsOink]

@@shibz8293 8:46

[@Dora_jane]

@@SpladsOink i find it quite funny that both of our replies are edited lol

[@flak8857]

"LOOK AT HOW F( *ÄAAÅAāAÁÆ* )ING CUTE THEY ARE"

[@JadianRadiator]

9:25 Imagine how much of an ear "violation" the audio signal needed to produce that would be. Because that's an oscilloscope. And oscilloscopes use two audio signals as the input for what they draw.

[@kea6412]

The image with everyone with the banana in their mouths is technically a mass suicide, because in the show the banana is a gun and he accidentally shoots himself. (The show is Jojo, it’s weird.)

[@IndigoStorm27]

That's just Polpo and his bros enjoying some snacks.

[@niezniszczalnypl1451]

Yea, it is pretty bizzare show

[@splattyfatty]

@@niezniszczalnypl1451 Get out.

[@IndigoStorm27]

@@splattyfatty Never

[@lazarsharky]

Guys. It aint a show its an anime. Probably the gayest anime to exist though

[@arbeanies2813]

Fun fact: when newts/lizards die they just kinda stay and stick on the side of the wall, within a few days you would'nt even know if they're dead or not, until the tail is kinda lose and they're hanging on one leg.

[@TheGoldenDragonDev]

0:45 context: that's a scene from jojo part 5. Basically Giorno(the main character of this part) has the power transfer objects into living creatures or plants. The guy in the image on the computer screen is a mob boss. Giorno turned a gun into a banana and the mob boss shoots himself in the face. He does this because the mob boss is evil but he doesn't want it to be traced to him. There is nothing else going on

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

Thanks, captain obvious.

[@prince_sylex]

@@kubotheinconsideratefool4208 it's not obvious for Robin, is it now?

[@debbiebuttry9783]

@@prince_sylex the mob boss being evil is.

[@gilshtrahman8696]

6:39 when giorno accidentally gets angry and smashes his keyboard

[@Lotus_Monk1]

R/expectedjojo

[@williamlevison9966]

Noice

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

lol

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

3:50 Zucchero in school when fighting his bullies:

[@misshoney2006]

3:39 the high pitched "aww what a cute idea" and still staying high pitched with the "aww you fucked it up" really got me good

[@LloOFFICIAL]

Mk: dont click this Me: And I took that personally

[@mistuniverse2018]

@about you shut up

[@Star_II3S]

how@about you shut up

[@Random_Gal11]

I honestly love how much you can tell robin dies inside more every video.

[@Bean-kh9cu]

The cling of Robins voice just warms my heart

[@zeke3023]

Your pfp doesn't for me

[@Bean-kh9cu]

@@zeke3023 it does for me lol

[@egg9486]

@@zeke3023 AAA I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT

[@jaden5355]

your pfp is great

[@flawedlogic5178]

Your pfp terrified me

[@sinfulwrath666]

Robin: _swears much more recently_ Editor: I need a raise...

[@voidhound3058]

Emkay:Dont click this Me:request denied

[@Bruh-pj6dc]

0:40 The joke in the anime, JoJo, is that the character on the screen gets killed by a banana when its turned into a gun, so these people really like bananas or something...

[@Railarisimmer]

*emkay says Finland* me: im so sorry i have to do this *inhale* me: TORILLE PERKELE!!

[@rookiemistakes3258]

7:51 Why does Robin question how the combination works and not how the cat has opposable thumbs?

[@BethJoan]

Probably because one of these videos is bound to mention polydactyl cats. It fairly common in domestic cats.

[@billcipher8645]

Cats have 5 fingers, at least some

[@assassinonprozac]

I’ve never met a cat that didn’t have opposable thumbs.

[@tzisorey]

"I thought that was a fursuit for a second" You thought correctly. Fursuit with stuffed koi pillow.

[@pibboy_0419]

this was the kind of comment I was looking for and I found it

[@jamaljarvison]

I clicked it as soon as I got the notification, YOU CAN NOT STOP ME!

[@fernandomarques5166]

9:07 They're drop tanks Basically "disposable" aircraft fuel tanks that are attached to the plane's underside to boost its range and are dropped when empty.

[@joekalipso]

Was looking to see if anyone else had explained, thanks fellow aviation nerd :)

[@AychSkwaird]

0:40 I find this one particularly disturbing because in the banana that character on the TV is holding turns into a gun that fires into his mouth and kills him

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: ducks are predators

[@v01ddw3ll3r]

Oh

[@abruhm]

thank you for the fun fact

[@Dpc79]

I am horrified and will no longer ever go outside again

[@Emperoroleary]

@@FC_ULTIMATE that’s very sus

[@randaranatunga7259]

One quack and the child is gone ~ Me from another comment section

[@BasilDaChefcario]

"Hey can I use your PS5?" "OUR PS5"

[@UwUYT]

5:53 you could say he has the world at his fingertips

[@sirlutherlloyd9661]

Nice

[@randaranatunga7259]

Connor’s career looks Ike It took a kick to the shin in that first one (Edit) the neon deer looks rad af Also, 8:06 those are what you LEGgings

[@CBYon0709]

Exuse me- why so many videos-

[@floof7572]

@TommyInnit 🅥 This is a bot, not the real TommyInnit

[@floof7572]

@Not RickRoll👇 Same link as the comment under it, dont click it

[@floof7572]

@about you Bot

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

hm

[@DeathlyPrice]

5:58 ... fun fact, American Firetrucks are called "The Ignitor"... making the photo technically the truth.

[@adriannapittman476]

0:49 The first thing that came to mind was Klarion, I wasn’t expecting for him to say Batman.

[@Carlos-go5ce]

0:45 Is a scene from jojos bizarre adventure But basically, the banana turns into a gun.

[@MrGoose-cz9gm]

0:44 the anime is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. In that scene, the banana he's eating turns into a gun, which kills him.

[@rodent5431]

Finnish man here. That neon reindeer earlier on? Common sight. The only good thing about them is that they're much easier to not drive into while sober

[@magicstone3802]

0:39 is a reference to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where Giorno Giovanna(the main character) changed polpo's gun into a banana, and that scene is before Giorno turns it back into a gun and kills him. Giorno Giovanna's Stand is Golden Experience (localized name is Golden Wind A.K.A the name of the part) The stand can turn anything that has no life, into anything like a banana, a plant or anything that has life. Stands are Psychological Manifestation of spirit.

[@user-oi6kt5lg5k]

There is literaly jjba on the screen wdym reference

[@magicstone3802]

@@user-oi6kt5lg5k Ok

[@justacartoonlover9658]

3:39 I'm actually dying laughing "Oh what a cute little idea! Oh [unintelligible] y' totally f***** it up didn't 'cha?"

[@notagoat281]

5:18 Yeah this has been circulating the internet for a while now. It's real, but it's an art piece. I doubt anyone actually uses it.

[@wolf1066]

You couldn't convince me to use it at gunpoint - I'd be *less scared* of the gun than I would be of going out on that thing.

[@matthewboire6843]

The photo of the stairs by them self feels like a liminal space photo.

[@idkanimations9776]

Every episode there is always a new sound to bleep out swears and it’s awesome

[@SpiciestDino]

Robin: What in the f- Censor: AUHAHHAHAHA

[@confused_shark2537]

i loved robins attempt at saying здравствуйте lmao

[@jellysquid8077]

0:44 I know you said you don't wanna get an explanation, but too bad. That's a scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure where a character is tricked into shooting himself by another character turning a gun into a banana.

[@cruzaderrising5033]

0:40 for context that is a jojo reference, its a fat capo of Italy's mafia, when he eats the banana it turns into a gun and he shoots himself,

[@Mentally.unstable6690]

"You better shit quick" -Robin XD That got me more than it should've

[@circeciernova1712]

11:42 Pretty sure those are asbestos floor tiles, they used to be used for database centers etc to protect the expensive equipment from fire. They work like a drop ceiling, you use that suction device to remove tiles and run cabling beneath the floor, which means you don't need to be standing on a ladder to install cabling runs and keeps both network cabling and power lines further away from lighting fixtures (potential interface) and water pipes. The asbestos tiles usually do quite a good job at fighting fires, and aren't as dangerous as other forms of asbestos - it's all contained in a hard tile, so it's not going to go airborne on its own unlike fireproofing where the fragile fibers are more exposed. Of course, if one of the tiles should break, then you have a dust that's even more dangerous, but these aren't just ceiling tiles, they're hard and durable and designed to handle decades of supporting foot traffic and heavy equipment. So they really shouldn't be used in new construction, but they're very stable and thus tend to be at the very bottom of the list of priorities for remediation efforts, particularly since they need to be replaced with a more modern passive fire prevention system and that said replacement system can be quite expensive.

[@mincat1412]

0:42 the guy in the computer I forgot his name, is eating the banana. MC of the anime disguised a gun as the banana. He shoots himself in the head and paints the wall with his own brains after accidentally shooting himself

[@tgj-toximatt]

1:58 I wouldn’t be surprised if that was bouncing around like a g mod prop

[@StitchesnSwitches]

"It's not YOUR PS5 it's OUR PS5" -every cousin on Thanksgiving ( 2:50 )

[@tgcgtheviewer]

After watching dark true stories I REALLY needed a refresher and this was a good one! I love robin’s voice and the meme

[@slothman5261]

7:30 if the person who invented high heels were high

[@AzRill5]

Let’s be honest, they probably were high

[@UwUYT]

"We got to watch the extinction of the dinosaurs while eating our nuggies" Kids when u ask them how preschool was

[@misseselise3864]

20 year old me when a coworker asks me what i did on my day off

[@Quetip]

The thing that makes the photo in 0:40 more r/Hmmm is the anime scene in the tv, it ends with the banana turning into a gun and the guy committing bullet-through-back-of-head

[@anonygent]

The sneakers on the chicken is actually a great idea. Mofos are f'ing dangerous with those claws.

[@mr.meatball6549]

At 12:03 I began to question if I skipped the Subaru ad at all

[@pranavpolakam5371]

11:03 I swear my elementary school had something like this and I kept rolling over my fingers with it 😂

[@Noelleiscute]

7:23. "oh my good actual roller skating loving god" I need to write that down. That must be a brand new sentence

[@dragon_heart_born98]

"Ouchie!" Me: *checks foot to see if I'm feeling actual pain or not*

[@achannelsobaditisonfire6585]

Every r/hmmmm video mk does should be called hmmmmk change my mind

[@nexusnc3519]

What make this funny is how Usopp is in the tree like "Will Luffy's dumb idea work?" 11:12 Also where my One Piece fans at?

[@strawhaticey95]

One Piece fan here lol

[@mirrozero]

0:41 *Context may not be required, but it will be given. Also, spoilers for JoJo.* Polpo, the character on screen, dies here because the mc turned one of his guns into a banana. Polpo accidently pulls the trigger and it turns back into a gun with the barrel pointing at the top of his mouth as it fires.

[@sandrineletertre1366]

5:21 Duck: Qwack Dogs: *You picked the wrong house fool !*

[@adistinguishedrat3925]

Finaly, I was waiting for this

[@AzRill5]

Oh a falcon

[@adistinguishedrat3925]

@@AzRill5 oh a whater mamal

[@adistinguishedrat3925]

@thx you might wanna listen at this one too: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqivqKujn9eNoJo I love it

[@adistinguishedrat3925]

@Not RickRoll👇 don't try to use this trick on me, I was born when it was wreaten

[@rephill45]

Fun fact: The guy on screen 0:40 kills himself because the banana turns in to a revolver

[@rephill45]

@Not RickRoll👇 thanks, very helpful👍

[@spuburq]

0:50 context: the characters in the TV show realises the banana in his mouth is actually a gun and shots himself by an accident because the main character of the 5th part of jojo's bizarre adventure used his ability to disguise the gun as a banana. TL;DR the jojo anime promotes accidental banana flavoured suicide

[@neogence9562]

"To show you the power of spite... I CUT THIS CAR IN HALF!"

[@alexandreebrahemian4122]

I got some cyanide and happiness Vibe there

[@kingoffire105]

8:45 I finally found Godzilla that is not on a tv, but in reality... Now I need to find a way to get a hug from him.

[@takehikomamorukioshiasami8520]

love your videos please make more!!🥺🌸

[@GeorgeDaDragon]

Fun Fact: you can totally wash a keyboard in a dishwasher, you just have to make sure it is fully dry before using and it will still work fine.

[@mateuszgrzebyk4377]

This one is probably the best one I've seen so far and I watched many of your vids

[@randomdude4265]

In case people didn’t get the banana thing, basically in the show the banana turns into a gun and kills the dude.

[@AgentKryos]

Seeing the thumbnail, if that happened to me, im burning the controller. Just...wow..

[@trindalas]

How do you know it hasnt, do you always look at the controller before using it? What it it’s just crawled inside and is living there now? Shit now I wanna burn my controllers…

[@og_ma_ag]

2:19 GTA players having a car meet: *Me with 1 sticky bomb:*

[@Ziggaroooo]

Yall need to make an 1 or 2 hour video. I would love that

[@vesh]

I clicked, what’s going to happen ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@user-ts5gt2tt6f]

I am going to reply to you

[@ayamPENYETZ]

@@user-ts5gt2tt6f I am going to reply to you too

[@thatoneperson6388]

@@ayamPENYETZ I am going to reply to you also

[@beastx4938]

@@thatoneperson6388 im going to reply to you too

[@hauntedhoody2976]

0:45 banana gun is that a jojo reference?

[@the_nepic]

The thumbnail is when i feel bad for spiders in my room so i leave them and go to the toilet and come back

[@gammagames1413]

I like how he noticed the kirby on the cat but not the fact that the cat had hands instead of paws

[@chrish6415]

0:48 I disagree, I definitely need context. I've only seen some memes and clips from Jojo, but isn't that the gun that one guy made to look like a banana? So it starts off dark and creepy, and gets even darker and creepier?

[@miltonarijr]

0:40 for context (and spoiler) the banana is actually a gun

[@Whovian103]

4:13 "They look like burnt bacon" God damn it, Calcifer

[@leastyto1229]

"Look how cute this little man is. Or lady" Me: (looks down) OR LADY???

[@kewishguy]

Mk

[@headempty3607]

Mk

[@SomeCrashDummy]

mk

[@catjunior4275]

Mk

[@jakej9293]

Mk

[@liamasian6900]

mk

[@quandaledingle8065]

A minute ago this video was uploaded

[@quandaledingle8065]

This is the earliest I’ve ever been

[@thevoicesarewinning210]

THE CENSOR SOUND IS JUST PURE GOLD-

[@lenrenken]

The stuffed animal house makes me gag just thinking about how disgusting those are gonna get when it rains

[@jansenrosa7062]

POV: you decided to click on the video despite his warnings not to

[@ruben0222]

0:45 he is literally just eating a banana… That may or not turn into a gun, causing him to shoot himself.

[@michaelsegal3558]

6:29 not only is smoking bad for you in general but it’s a fact that smokers are at a higher risk for Covid than non-smokers

[@Cvety_Si]

0:40 It’s a Seen in JoJos bazaar adventure where some dude is eating a banana and the banana turns into a gun and kills him

[@goldenaxolotl9718]

his attempt at здравствуите ( Sorry if I misspelled it, I'm still learning Russian ) is almost perfect

[@breadgod7426]

*sees undead demon* Robin: that looks like burnt bacon

[@CID5202]

4:15 "They look like burnt bacon." Since when is bacon green... genuinely confused

[@AzRill5]

Radiation

[@ChrisVideosGreek]

EmKay: fun channel censored sound: nightmare

[@coolworms7297]

Emkay: don’t click this please 86,000+ people:

[@smeagol-bp3wr]

That suit of armour looks like it was designed for Zoidberg

[@alex.adamski]

lmao Robin was so done that he just decided to swear a lot more (probably idk)

[@Savariable]

2:21 grabs bowling ball with malicious intent

[@-jessica6776]

The title: "Don't click this please" 40K people: *Y'all hear sum?*