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[@mopsysplanet1380]

Never laughed so hard to make my entire body hurt

[@thef1rst1]

“A platacopter? PERRY THE PLATACOPTER” having perry the platacopter would just be the biggest flex no matter what

[@insaincaldo]

During these times, it's kinda odd to miss an acknowledgement of the Ukrainians though.

[@Wesley_H]

@@insaincaldo You could say it flew right over Lexi’s head.

[@krazykid1600]

It was Ukrainian-

[@ericarachelperez4643]

Fire the condiments!

[@tovarishcheleonora8542]

@@insaincaldo Not everything is about them. So chill. A meme reading video is for the fun not for crying about something.

[@jamesthebirdman9412]

3:17 I know Lexi probably won’t see this, but it’s a steel rod that was bent. And it has 3 more welded to the bottom.

[@evenberg8499]

Yes, it looks like rebar for enforcing concrete.

[@TheLexikitty]

ah ok thanks

[@insaincaldo]

My first knife blade was made from one of those rods. Even though it was an iron age style forge, because they were low on raw iron, but had some fence posts they didn't need.

[@Catwithaknife69]

@@TheLexikitty Lexi I love you

[@fasnavic]

I don't know what's funnier, lexi not realizing that's a Ukrainian flag on the helicopter, or lexi not realizing that's a literal horse shoe, not a shoe for dogs.

[@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339]

How is it funny that she didn’t recognize that? You know what? I find it HILARIOUS that you didn’t know that helicopter is a Soviet MI-24!

[@Paper_Jam200]

She also didn't realize that it wasn't an owl with a bow tie, but a rowlet.

[@BonkedCat]

2:03 You’ve heard of elf on the shelf… Now get ready for… *Big cat in the laundromat*

[@TheLexikitty]

hahahahah

[@boringbody]

@@TheLexikitty oh my, real Lexi !!

[@insaincaldo]

I mean, sure give it some tummy scratches, but don't be there when play time is decided over.

[@wolf-mw6cf]

Skrich it’s tummy KEEP scratching It will decide when you are done or just run you gonna get a pet cat for the rest of your life.

[@AviRox1154]

0:46 As a proud Eagle Scout, I can personally vouch for this being completely typical Scout behavior. My troop had a reputation for being a bunch of borderline psychotic pyromaniacs at our regional summer camp.

[@MadamFoogie]

Honestly, I kind of want to try that. Big ass bonfire, rake, and a lot of weenies. Sounds like a good time to me. Everyone knows that hotdogs cooked over an open flame always turn out the tastiest. I'm sure a little chlorophyll residue won't hurt anything. Just think of it as a side salad.

[@graemehambly2492]

9:54 Lurpak is Butter, not cream cheese. This was likely during covid lockdowns when people were panic buying essentials

[@insaincaldo]

To the stores credit, it would be the Danish far most favored quality real butter, had it actually been the blocks, this is a waste on overpriced spreadable.

[@overlordofthepies]

No this is happening now, because the price of butter (or overpriced spreadable alternatives) in the UK has nearly doubled in the last year and people are stealing it. Over £7 is fucking extortionate.

[@jimwormmaster]

Lexi doing the whooping for the pig is something I didn't know I needed, but that was adorable.

[@Catwithaknife69]

She's always adorable

[@jimwormmaster]

@@Catwithaknife69 This is true

[@seraphimhead553]

10:00 My greatests respects to Lexi for knowing who The Stig is and the narration she did for the picture

[@BeckyYellowGirl]

I hope you know that whenever I hear your voice at the start of videos, I do a little happy dance. I love everyone on this channel, but Lexi always gives me the biggest smile.

[@Catwithaknife69]

Ikr! She has such a energetic and friendly aura that I would trust her with my life

[@Fantasygod930]

R/hmmm is probably one of my favorite subreddit to browse there's a lot of weird stuff and I LOVE WEIRD STUFF!

[@1_GigaWaffle]

0:30 that's Ukrainian flag, flying low to hide from radar and it makes long range anti-air less effective. 10:47 Ice, but it would be better if it was mold. Mold you can just throw away, this is still technically usable)

[@insaincaldo]

If you really wanna bother to thaw and dry it, so it turns all crispy and you might as well use newspaper pages to wipe. Sure keep that frozen roll.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@what's "updog"? lmfao wtf does this mean

[@justaperson4656]

Hearing Lexi recognised a cyberman made my day! Also iirc that's a cyberman from Peter capaldi's time as the doctor when bill Potts died/got converted and the mistress met a past version of herself. Also the tmnt masks were from the 90's, the original cartoon came out in 1989, which popularised it because comics remain nerdy

[@FitzyCify]

You might be thinking of the opening of _An Adventure in Space and Time_ where a Cyberman actor is shown taking a smoke break during filming of _The Tenth Planet,_ which the designs of the so-called Mondasian Cybermen harken back to. The Cyberman costume in the picture seems to be from _Revenge of the Cybermen,_ judging by all the corrugated tubes. It may very well have inspired the aformentioned scene though. Sorry to nitpick lol

[@justaperson4656]

@@FitzyCify no, no dw! I'm always happy to learn! I tend not to watch behind the scenes, I find it breaks the magic. I also try to learn more about the old show through my nephew since I never saw it, so I'll be the first to admit I don't know everything about Dr who

[@mr.scarlo2234]

I want to say that’s the model from the second Doctor story “The Invasion” but I could be wrong. If it’s not from that story, yeah it has to be from “Revenge of the Cybermen”.

[@turtlenuggs5677]

Smh that tiger was just going to get his coat washed

[@MadamFoogie]

That pun. How dare you.

[@immortalmax482]

the Dr zoidberg was on point 10/10

[@ray_the_raccoon]

1:34 that persons probably a janitor or someone who works in multiple buildings after hours. Janitors always have the keys to every room in there buildings.

[@g_cracker7745]

11:12 “Sir Topham had quite enough of Percy’s sh*t” Had me dying 💀💀💀

[@freyexists.3657]

9:37 enviromental storytelling

[@AluminaTheAutisticKid]

*This makes me question reality even more.*

[@seano.4009]

the guitar is horrifying... especially in nights

[@pixistix.17]

I am ginger and I do indeed use ketchup and mustard to wash my hair

[@wolf-mw6cf]

Same here

[@MadamFoogie]

I hope you're using relish conditioner. Nothing worse than drying out those lovely ruddy locks.

[@wolf-mw6cf]

I do but some others use milk

[@wolf-mw6cf]

0/10 for milk it makes it white.

[@aitorleal4676]

5:40 WHY IS SHE SO GOOD AT CREATING THESE SCENARIOS. I WAS ABOUT TO FALL SLEEP AND I HEARD THIS AND NOW I HAVE CHICKEN SKIN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[@MadamFoogie]

4:19 It makes me so sad that latex decays the way it does. I made some awesome cosplay back in 2010, and it's totally rotten by now. Luckily, it was as a Silent Hill nurse, so the peel-y look still kinda works . . . But I have to be extra careful not to rip it, and it feels all gooey now. The base of it is a hunter's camo cowl and a cheap Spirit Halloween nurse costume, so maybe I should just pull the latex off and start again fresh. Still, kind of a bummer, not being able to preserve my prized work for more than ten years.

[@crispylemonlassdrums]

I'm gonna use Perry the Platacopter to get free bottom surgery. Thanks rotating blades!

[@spongebobsexypants]

When I worked at walmart there was an item that was stolen constantly. It was a ring that your wear to... ah, make women feel good. I would go to the woman's health section just to collect the empty boxes and report them as stolen.

[@renakunisaki]

A wedding ring? 😜

[@spongebobsexypants]

@@renakunisaki sure lol

[@Detrimentalist]

5:25 That's the Battersea Power Station, the pig is from the cover of an album by Pink Floyd called Animals

[@ThorinWolf]

9:39 This is referring to the Lurpak (butter) shortage of 2022, here in the UK. It practically disappeared from shelves and people fought over trying to get the stuff. It is more available now, but at ~£5.10 a unit, it's too expensive for most (I just get the Graham's).

[@frostedY1]

He literally said cream cheese, LOL

[@ThorinWolf]

@@frostedY1 *she. But I was just wanting to clear up any confusion.

[@frostedY1]

@@ThorinWolf oh sorry I’m just used to typing he😃😄

[@frostedY1]

@@ThorinWolf I didn’t mean to misgender her sorry 😀

[@frauleinloonylove7273]

"Flaccid Octopus Licorice" would make a delightful band name.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

the word flaccid just does not belong anywhere near any sort of music, I'm sorry, them's the rules

[@frauleinloonylove7273]

@@comradewindowsill4253 It was a joke.

[@Exploitis]

0:14 that's some nightmare stuff

[@PhoenicisEstuans]

2:11 I love how tone of voice went from [wow cool] "tiger in a laundry mat" to [panik] "tiger in a laundry mat"

[@TheLexikitty]

STOP THE TIC TAC TOERS

[@penguinbrony2415]

3:33 Lexi... this is very much a real NASCAR paint scheme. The face is a picture of the driver of the car Corey LaJoie, and it was raced in the first two races of the NASCAR Cup series season in 2019. (Surprised it took so long to see this in an Emkay vid).

[@TylerFurrison]

Thank you Emkay for listening and giving Lexi more subreddits!

[@frozenlemon]

7:31 was a missed opportunity to say cower

[@kokiriplayzlol]

1:10. Basically funny valentine

[@LoneReaper115]

5:26 looks like a real word recreation of Pink Floyd's 1977 album cover for "Animals"

[@kyleguajardo]

"Sir Toppam Hat had had quite enough of Percy's shit."

[@erfansalehi9053]

The cream cheese was butter. Also holy shit what is that price?

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

My day always gets better when it's Lexi's Turn to narrate

[@Ilovewashers]

I imagine the sax player is playing notes that resemble the sounds of the Lawn Mower LMAO!

[@michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990]

10:41 Frozen TP for when you had too much Taco Bell!

[@MadamFoogie]

5:28 That looks like a recreation of Pink Floyd's _Animals_ album cover. Same building, same pig.

[@awesometomxd]

3:11 im pretty sure this chicken foot is just painted rebar but i can understand your confusion cause there is still a part of my brain trying to tell me im wrong

[@insaincaldo]

If that fat rod was a birds leg, it wouldn't be chicken and I wouldn't wanna meet the raptor bird with thicker feet than a ducks thigh bone. Don't we already have enough big monster birds?

[@somerandomguy7375]

0:44 bow ties are cool!

[@bubisbig1028]

0:45. As a boy Scout I can say we do do this.

[@arthurjohnson3288]

2:34 yes that is an older cyberman

[@wingdingsss]

This feels like a fever dream if you ask me

[@jamielaporte6967]

7:17 was not expecting a Scarborough fair reference lmao

[@00andJoe]

3:40 - That's absolutely official and that face is the car's driver! 5:25 - "When pigs fly? Goodness, no. That happens with *shocking* regularity."

[@nedhunter4444]

3:15 That "Tiny little rooster foot" appears to be made of steel rebar.

[@macailynphares9922]

1:25 there are some people who have thousands of keys as a collection. But they don't wear them like this

[@zdog3293]

8:39 this looks like something Caddicarus would do. He even got the exact same tv.

[@archaeocrat-thing]

Aww yes the Perry the Platypus flag. There are no current conflicts that include a blue on top and yellow on the bottom.

[@thirstfast1025]

:) The rake-dog wienie roaster made my day, thank you!

[@Terri_MacKay]

That stop sign at the beginning of the video just sent my anxiety soaring. 😳

[@northstar6920]

0:28 That is very offensive, Perry clearly identifies as an apache helicopter

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I identify as unamused.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

0:04 Nah, that's just 2 feet of snow... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@normalcrystal32]

9:43 every other damage person can relate to this

[@mrozzy8582]

Lexi makes great videos.

[@spectoestis3106]

Some of these belong on r/bossfight more than anything.

[@Imdoingsogood]

Are the books in braille? It’d make sense for them to not have colors… I don’t know how braille works

[@silverflight01]

11:12 Goddammit, Percy

[@hayvsvoice875]

The truck with the tiny wheels gives the same vibes as genie saying "all powerful genie teeny tiny living space."from Aladdin

[@MrMediator24]

0:28 Normal day in my country for last 11 months, unfortunately

[@Jacob_was_here]

2:12 What is this, a hotdog taking a bath?

[@themathhatter5290]

5:25 That's just the album cover to "Animals" by Pink Floyd. Almost exactly.

[@lexiwherman]

3:33 Yes that actually ran, even came back in 2020 with a mask

[@lilpotomus4261]

9:04 I actually got one of those for Christmas it's great.

[@wolf-mw6cf]

A platacopter would be a HUGE flex but I am going to be that guy and say that is Ukrainian I would love PERRY THE PLATACOPTER and am going to believe it’s perry Best comment for Emkay Ihave heard

[@MrMediator24]

NAFO approves

[@esmax3000]

If plantman goes underwater he'd be set

[@thespudlord686]

Yay! More Lexi!!!!

[@bellthefluffyboi8219]

When it comes to the dude with all those keys that's nothing I have 820 keys

[@MethoruBruh]

Tic Tac Die Good video lmao

[@timothymckane6362]

9:22 Isn't that the part where Arthur got lost while he was on the bus?

[@sebforce1165]

2:09 man, first it's Tigers in the Laundromat, and then what? Velociraptors in the Kitchen?

[@tricia1603]

Shop-timus prime is kind of impressive though lol

[@lunameriweather7693]

hi lexi :) appreciate you and all you do

[@crystallakedood]

Nah, that rake one in boy scouts is totally normal. When you gotta cook 20+ meals in the forest and all you got is the rake and some dogs... you make do. Necessity breeds ingenuity.

[@theunknownbird351]

Oddly enough, ketchup is great for blondes who like to swim. It gets rid of the chlorine/green tint blond hair gets after interacting with chlorine.

[@MadamFoogie]

It's the vinegar, right? My mom was always insisting up and down that I needed to wash my hair with vinegar. Always thought she was nuts. Do I look like a salad to you?? Well, maybe I did. Looking back at old photos, my hair _was_ kinda green. :\

[@theunknownbird351]

@@MadamFoogie Yeah! I’m pretty sure that’s the reason.

[@LeadrynMcKrotch]

@4:52 it's an old desk made to look "futuristic" they didn't really have personal computers yet so she's using a type writer and those this by her head are actually done kind of radio with headphones. The antennas are for the radio signals. Most old radios and TVs had them

[@thatguyontheright1]

Fun fact, AMC owned Jeep, and AMC's common engine color was a shade of Turquoise.

[@Shikaku2]

4:00 Cosmic horror

[@kitty-dc1nl]

The blank library is an art installation at a Tasmanian gallery called Mona

[@CringeRoblox13]

ANY somewhat cute animal and lexi just dies

[@kitherinekatherine1165]

0:19 I know what's wrong with it! Ain't got no gas in it.

[@noelhutchins7366]

10:41 when I bite a York peppermint patty I get the sensation I'm wiping my nethers with virgin frost crusted toilet-paper

[@brambleheart]

5:27 is from Pink Floyd :D

[@fisheyenomiko]

Looking it up, it says it's a greeting card. And it's based off their "Animals" album.

[@spongebobsexypants]

In two days I'm going to the hospital to get my uterus burned... hmmmmm

[@MadamFoogie]

I prefer my uterus cooked medium well.

[@spongebobsexypants]

@@MadamFoogie I'm more of a well done kinda girl.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

they had to do that to my lung, to weld it to my ribs. still twinges occsionally.

[@spongebobsexypants]

@@comradewindowsill4253 damn man

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@spongebobsexypants lol it sounds more metal than it was tbh. my lung just spontaneously decided to deflate itself, that's all. whole lotta very weird sensations on that hospital stay, but not actually a lot of pain. hope your procedure's similarly low-pain btw

[@realcanadian96]

Some say that he has royal blood... Norwegian royal blood that is... And that when he was knighted, he misunderstood and violently took over the town of Tiverton, Devon. All we know is, hes called the stig!

[@rosiekittengirl760]

1:57 when games have a statless version of equipment for player aesthetics

[@errol2605]

oh I know the context of 2:40! that was while filming the serial titled 'the invasion', in 1968, so after they'd changed the cybermen's faces to solid 'metal' instead of cloth meaning that it was a lot safer to smoke in them

[@errol2605]

also oh my god 5:39 I've been to either that art exhibit or one very similar and it was honest to god freaky

[@wallywallace2184]

Lexi the chicken foot kickstand is made of rebar.

[@cgilbert210]

5:27 ~ That’s like the cover of Pink Floyd’s album “Animals”.

[@queersoapybar]

2:39 yes that's a Cyberman. An older version

[@boop6616]

Lexi give me big Aladdin genie vibes

[@Graytail]

09:50 thats not even creamcheese, thats just butter

[@sneakyskunk1]

Anything but bacon?! How DARE you sir!

[@AlteredBuzzard]

Shock horror! Fast food worker stops off at another fast food place (Probably owned by the same franchise owner) for food on their break/on the way home.

[@robonia6424]

1:35 he unlocks every door in earth

[@pbyarugaba]

6:18 BATTLEBOTS