"I say a lot of words but don't always know what they mean" Jack being a whole ass mood yet again
@abirb71403 жыл бұрын
I don't say much but when I do...I don't * cries in socially awkward *
@penguini84633 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the person who got hit by a bus wasn’t happy because she could’ve left college, but if you get hit by a university but on campus you get a free tuition, it’s called pass by catastrophe
@mce11593 жыл бұрын
Hehe mom I know how to get a free tuition
@Sharksaphone3 жыл бұрын
And free money
@justaneditygangstar3 жыл бұрын
how do I get hit by a university
@thecatalyst62123 жыл бұрын
@@justaneditygangstar on moving day
@AznYunHou3 жыл бұрын
Sadly the university spun it in a way where she was in blame for going in front of the bus without looking
@jarihoogendoorn58233 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: when hamsters yauwn, they open their mouths at gigantic sizes
@bunsnroses37343 жыл бұрын
Bunnies too!
@victuvaporub3 жыл бұрын
Cars too! Edit: it was supposed to be Cats, but the typo just makes it better
@stateofsilence26283 жыл бұрын
I just googled that, was pleased.
@wh29603 жыл бұрын
@@victuvaporub specially the Lexus cars
@del40543 жыл бұрын
@@victuvaporub delete the edit
@Josephmantrok993 жыл бұрын
Bruh imagine your in a Tesla and you just hear "Never gonna give you up never gonna let down"
@jarihoogendoorn58233 жыл бұрын
DEAR GOD. WHAT IF YOU MAKE IT THE HORN?
@greybannana3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you just get in your friends Tesla and you hear like some family on a road trip
@ungusbungus24863 жыл бұрын
You’re
@scottlee83253 жыл бұрын
@@ungusbungus2486 oh shut up
@tyranttracergaming3 жыл бұрын
You know that’s called a radio
@BlueSodaPop_3 жыл бұрын
People in the us trying to get alcohol by pretending they're grandmas Me, a german, who drinks with my parents every weekend but isn't old enough to drive yet: *whoops*
@misseselise38643 жыл бұрын
it doesn’t work bc real grandmas would be offended to be asked to prove their age
@weiwurstfruhstuck38273 жыл бұрын
✌🏼
@Cbrmkn98xs3 жыл бұрын
Mein gott... *nice*
@vanillabangtan78833 жыл бұрын
ayy me too bud :) (im not german but I drink with my parents)
@baronsengir1873 жыл бұрын
You tell that as if that is something good 🤣
@BigfootWithMemes3 жыл бұрын
The humans who keep trespassing in my forest need to watch out too
@stateofsilence26283 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the inconvenience, if you witnessed a satanic ritual in your forest, that was us. I apologize if we woke you from your slumber.
@jestfullgremblim80023 жыл бұрын
@@stateofsilence2628 Yeah, we the dogs also gotta give them our apologies. Is just that we love to hang out there, make some noice, and maybe hunt some bunnies
@youjustlostthegame20283 жыл бұрын
Would you kindly tell me which forest so I know where to avoid?
@stateofsilence26283 жыл бұрын
@@youjustlostthegame2028 we can’t tell you that, you wouldn’t want to disturb Bigfoot.
@Empress_Of_The_Void3 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of your username Keep up the good work
@TheEngieTF23 жыл бұрын
"LMAO my sister's boyfriend wants to fight me because I dated his girl"
@iliketoeatbricks3 жыл бұрын
Hol' up
@charleesamuelson61523 жыл бұрын
*what*
@Garwinium3 жыл бұрын
relateable
@pandreamonium27393 жыл бұрын
Had to read that again just to make sure I read it right.
@Kenny1one_23 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@commandermime383 жыл бұрын
EmKay: "Yeah, coloration is a word now, deal with it" Me who's been using it for at least a decade: Hol' up
@schnuffelschnuffel1413 жыл бұрын
wait a minute somethin aint right
@Aethelos3 жыл бұрын
On the plus side, it's been a word longer than that.
@thatonegaminglatias43453 жыл бұрын
It is a word.
@davidkozu_mozu3 жыл бұрын
@@Aethelos colorization?
@loki48072 жыл бұрын
COMMANDER YOU'RE NEEDED ON THE FRONT LINES! THE ILLUSIONISTS ARE ATTACKING AND DESTROYING THE STATUE PEOPLE!
@m3rpyd3rpydoe993 жыл бұрын
petition to have jack say "im the jack that smiles back and welcome to emkay"
@hopping_moon3 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@tvthecat3 жыл бұрын
Nah, not feeling it
@IndigoVoidigo3 жыл бұрын
@@tvthecat there is no “No” option, only “Yes”.
@tvthecat3 жыл бұрын
@@IndigoVoidigo Ah, ok, still no
@littlereaper80062 жыл бұрын
@@tvthecat no
@zackthewolf88983 жыл бұрын
3:54 every bisexual person's dream
@gaesimp__3 жыл бұрын
Oh god yes...
@mango15703 жыл бұрын
Facts
@ElizabethCherryBlossom3 жыл бұрын
☺☺☺☺☺ yes
@biggsleezy8633 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@hi_wayyy3 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah
@zdarkt73213 жыл бұрын
Another Fun Fact: This video was released 3 minutes ago and there is one dislike, that means someone subscribed and turned on notifications just to dislike the video.
@Jamsybob3 жыл бұрын
Nah it was just a misclick
@cozmoz24743 жыл бұрын
Same
@insaincaldo3 жыл бұрын
I mean there are other reasonable explanations, but yes some haters have so little life that they do that. Not realizing their sub, watch and interaction has way more weight.
@cozmoz24743 жыл бұрын
@@insaincaldo same
@insaincaldo3 жыл бұрын
@@cozmoz2474 No
@khairulrahimy50263 жыл бұрын
I still remember one of my friends saying "Smash!" And another said, "On the bed?"
@BlueSodaPop_3 жыл бұрын
Handheld-Mode!
@DrBlueHigh3 жыл бұрын
Now with local Multi-player!
@RememberYourSafeword3 жыл бұрын
@@DrBlueHigh and co-op!
@skg89613 жыл бұрын
Don't forget competitive!
@yuuno97613 жыл бұрын
Now coming with *Friendly Fire*
@noudhuyben57123 жыл бұрын
Love how he didnt realise the coat in the fanart is willy wonka's
@sodbrenner76543 жыл бұрын
I thought it was supposed to be the suit of king dice from cuphead. Its the instrumental of his theme song, which is playing in every video
@makeme80993 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought it was Kind Dice too, 'cause if not it's not a great depiction of Wonka's outfit
@williambrown99833 жыл бұрын
I thought it was king dice-
@plate21053 жыл бұрын
@@sodbrenner7654 is king dice
@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko24203 жыл бұрын
1:05 showed that to my mom and she agreed that our family would 100% put that sign in the bathroom and keep it there Boy I love living here
@charax-13 жыл бұрын
"You only live once lick the bowel" Peopl with diarrhea: rules are the rules....
@TheUltima_Werewolf3 жыл бұрын
Hello again
@definitely_vincible3 жыл бұрын
“bowel” i cant even, bro
@gayyassemoo3 жыл бұрын
B o w e l
@insaincaldo3 жыл бұрын
It's already bad enough.
@Dementia_Springtrap3 жыл бұрын
“You Know The Rules, *And So Do I.* “
@futaba-tian3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh, finally a video narrated by Jack! I do like Robin and Lexi too, but Jack will always be my favorite along with Damien ❤
@thesterreal3 жыл бұрын
Was... I am deelee!!!!!!!!
@FrogWithThatHat2 жыл бұрын
Jack brings a little bit if cursed to everything
@nathanstarkey29922 жыл бұрын
I hate Robin
@insanebruh96783 жыл бұрын
This Subreddit is literally funny and terrifying at the same time
@jonathanbonner16723 жыл бұрын
"you shouldn't drink until you're 25!" *everyone in the military* "I'll drink to that!"
@gavinmaretzki66753 жыл бұрын
1:47, I bet that was one of the biggest "...I've been missing out, haven't I?" of all time.
@tylerdurdan77403 жыл бұрын
1:40 "you became the thing you were swore to destroy"
@thenerdycousins90992 жыл бұрын
7:05 As someone who likes musicals and history, I started cracking up at this. Nice cover of the song btw
@danielweston82143 жыл бұрын
Wow R/holup is one of the best subreddits in my opinion! Thanks for covering it!
@nethisnotar91753 жыл бұрын
We have the same low effort profile pic
@danielweston82143 жыл бұрын
@@nethisnotar9175 MY MAN
@goldenwillow30023 жыл бұрын
The Hamilton part made me laugh so hard
@lemoncoffee95473 жыл бұрын
Same
@darkchachouke26143 жыл бұрын
7:12 That Hamilton reference though I can't I wasn't expecting it at all
@catrinacorbett15793 жыл бұрын
I remember how quickly I went from patiently waiting at the crosswalks to just tempting the gods on the way to class, if they hit me they hit me
@user-dw1es8nk2l3 жыл бұрын
"hello you super special snowmobile" _what a compliment_
@winnerdawg72903 жыл бұрын
7:35 Well, my name is Star so my angel name is... ✨ʀ ᴀ ᴛ s✨
@magicfish82132 ай бұрын
Damn you got named Star thats neat
@altheajanina1053 жыл бұрын
Emkay singing you'll be back is gorgeous
@AndreJNick3 жыл бұрын
The woman who hates pictures is my soulmate. I don't know what you look like but I love you
@webkarma96543 жыл бұрын
I can almost hear the road rage COD lobby's being like: "Dude you shouldn't have cut me off I was taking your mon to the hospital because she couldn't walk after I shoved my monster inside her!"
@bcd32dok363 жыл бұрын
“1v1 me in Wendy’s parking lot”
@XarmenKarshov3 жыл бұрын
Ok, so, regarding 8:55. Around when I was graduating high school we had someone move in to a hotel in my town. My family met him at a bar and grill and he seemed like a decent guy. Later, it was posted he was an offender and we weren't notified prior to him moving in. Due to him, and the court, not notifying anyone in town about this, a bunch of people broke into his hotel room and beat the hell out of him. No one got caught and the guy got put into protective custody. So yes, it is easier to commit any crime against an offender, not just robbery.
@pileoweirdness3 жыл бұрын
2:04 I will absolutely name my car ‘The Marauder owned by Darth Trenchfoot’
@panicinthespacestation2383 жыл бұрын
"Frickin winner winner chicken dinner if this guy is bi!" - Jack
@PokeMario-pk4ot3 жыл бұрын
"Stop fucking the chicken, Jack!"
@doubleturnip60633 жыл бұрын
0:20 Aww, thank you.
@kingqunt85673 жыл бұрын
If you kept practicing you could probably do a dead on Obi Wan impression
@Eternus_transmogrifus493 жыл бұрын
Person: Mistakes make you stronger Samuel Reshevsky: *Goes Super Saiyan”
@bigmikeonyt3 жыл бұрын
2:16 literally exactly what I was thinking; word for word
@ernestsanchez67123 жыл бұрын
11:32 if you don't want to die alone, then being a pilot is optional
@pewpewpew45443 жыл бұрын
that damn "lmao" at 5:54 got me laughing for 5 mins 😭
@cox83 жыл бұрын
2:27 it was so fun can't wait to tell you all about it
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 204 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@bukitcengkeh13 жыл бұрын
Hello there.... Again
@cybercritterowo3 жыл бұрын
Did it.. like become a shorter list.
@FardadisawesomeOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Nice copypasta
@nxggaslikejad3 жыл бұрын
Nice copy paste skills
@carsoncool71223 жыл бұрын
Well you can copy and paste
@Nitro_Snap3 жыл бұрын
2:10 Mario Kart DS local-wireless play sounds different than I remember.
@plant99403 жыл бұрын
His Ned Flanders voice is perfect
@dartimes60483 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE CREATIVITY with Lexie and Jacks rhymes in the intro!
@froggies29863 жыл бұрын
Everytime emkay updates it makes me really happy, I hope everyone else feels that happiness once in a while :D
@ravenofthemist3 жыл бұрын
POV: You read the name of this channel, and you hear him say it every beginning of the video. But the further you stare at it, the more you wonder if he's pronouncing the "Em" to make a singular sound for 'M', or if the 'E' is in fact silent
@MaxDoesThings3 жыл бұрын
Did I just get- Complimented as a snowmobile- *_I mean you're not wrong, I am a snowmobile_*
@Dbunk02 жыл бұрын
the vegan butcher was the best use of "you were supposed to destroy the siths" i've heard in a while
@shawnbreaux15323 жыл бұрын
An arcological discovery was made recently, took place in Greece last year. Turns out achilis had a brother, who was also dipped into the river Stix, and obtained a special ability. As you know, achilis was dipped in and held by his heel, which when grabbed, would weaken him entirely, removing his super strength. His brother, bophedes, was dipped in by the groin and given the ability to contol Medusa like snakes. There's even a medical term attributed to his weakness, like how we have achiles tendon, we now have bophedes nuts!
@UnknownUser-fj1cg3 жыл бұрын
10:17 The best part is, the woman is the main character from Grey's Anatomy, a tv drama about surgeons
@AndGoatz043 жыл бұрын
9:13 *_it scares me that jack can sound like UwU TheClick_*
@sebastianimation61003 жыл бұрын
Same
@atikahhakita23743 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been so happy being called a snowmobile, especially when Jack said it was a special one 🥺✨
@randomperson36013 жыл бұрын
When you realise the past year or so is basically the time equivalent of a mutilated .jpeg (I mean that if you mutilate a .jpeg, some parts of it get scrunched together while others *expand* and that’s how the past year’s felt)
@GSerrano2126 күн бұрын
3:03 Ngl, i kinda like the “messy”/“abandoned” vibes from that console, and adds character
@somekidonline12423 жыл бұрын
6:50 The simpsons one is real is from an episode called My way or the highway to heaven season 30 episode 3
@CreepersNeedHugs2 жыл бұрын
Me: **creating a video of every unique title card on the EmKay channel** Me: **doesn’t have any for r/holup yet** Me: *STONKS*
@rolandreeves88183 жыл бұрын
8:10 this ain't r/holup this is r/rareinsults 😂
@3characterhandlerequired3 жыл бұрын
4:40 The frightening thing is that that note could very well be real and perfectly innocent.
@mastergrilledcheese18513 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is the complete opposite of “they had us in the first half not gonna lie”
@bearcavemaximum3 жыл бұрын
“People who stay up late are more likely to die early” My grandma who is in her 70s and stays up till 1:00 AM and wakes up at 6: AM every night: *Laughs in immortality*
@nightcrawler63463 жыл бұрын
Random couple: yells son at batman cosplayers then fake death me: goes to every comic con they're in just to dress up as batman
@kaisemmahdi3 жыл бұрын
2:16 real life proximity voice chat. Imagine zooming on the high way and u tune into the voice chat and u hear a bunch of screaming in the distance. 😂
@Cheshiregrinn913 жыл бұрын
lol the wolves one makes me think of that witch in the Pixar movie 'Brave'. She could only do 1 thing and that was bears so her solution to everything was bears. 'You want the strength of a dozen men? BEARS!' 'You want your mom to stop pressuring you into marriage? BEARS!'
@RippleAnimatez3 жыл бұрын
You know, I've never been called a "Super special snowmobile" but, it made my day 100% better.
@hi__3 жыл бұрын
7:25 my only good laughter in 2 months, thanks
@kiddo69253 жыл бұрын
Someone: does well done drawing of the emkay on king dice's suit The music in the backround: king dice's theme Jack: oh cool I'd like to get one of those-
@W74_Pizza3 жыл бұрын
7:40 Kram just sounds like a demons name. Subverting expectations I guess.
@TheNukebooster3 жыл бұрын
"you really should drink until youre 25" - laughs nervously in germany drinking wine and beer from 16.
@xcommander00263 жыл бұрын
Watch out for what what’s behind me
@crazcatladeestudios99563 жыл бұрын
I love that in the fanart it's king dice's outfit to match the background music! So cool ❤
@izzyb_ella_m53623 жыл бұрын
As a snowmobile, I feel loved 🥰
@nashfeighny47573 жыл бұрын
0:00 Buzz Aldrin: "Am I a joke to you?"
@badatgaming99053 жыл бұрын
4:00 it's 2:30 a.m. Here how lovely
@man-of-cheese Жыл бұрын
6:54 *jack saying the simps are ahead of their time* the boondocks would beg too differ
@nonameworm693 жыл бұрын
4:40 *yay!* *I LOVE EXPLOSIONS!!!*
@candicewaller4033 жыл бұрын
The bisexual "frickin' winner winner chicken dinner" thing had me laughing out loud! So frickin' funny!!!
@mihailandreou61983 жыл бұрын
M......holup did he just call me a snowmobile
@kolinksys1-6383 жыл бұрын
4:52 mrs doubtfire vibes rn
@nierven3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like I've seen most of these on MXR Plays
@Doma_1332 жыл бұрын
I like how he gets depressed midway through the intro
@TwinMulligan3 жыл бұрын
6:44 I am a Simpsons fan, and yes, those are real lines
@vlr_13743 жыл бұрын
That durex commercial can also be a magnum commercial. In more than one way
@demonictogaaftoncipherstar42713 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of my faves
@miniredcrewmate23633 жыл бұрын
E
@demonictogaaftoncipherstar42713 жыл бұрын
@@miniredcrewmate2363 The hell?
@khaosess3 жыл бұрын
E
@miniredcrewmate23633 жыл бұрын
@@demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271 there was a bot
@demonictogaaftoncipherstar42713 жыл бұрын
@@miniredcrewmate2363 ? Ok?
@Blue_Streak_Studios3 жыл бұрын
"What I actually look like" **ZOOMS IN ON THE 'I' WITH THE 'WHAT THE FU-' SOUND EFFECT PLAYING**
@MyUsersDark3 жыл бұрын
Neil Armstrong, after landing on the moon: *It's over, Humanity. I have the high ground.*
@chalkwarrior55423 жыл бұрын
"Your name backwards is your angel name!" Ayna. Fucking. *_AYNA._*
@HorizonIncarnate2 жыл бұрын
10:39 wtf did we ever do aren’t we supposed to be the chill ones or smth…
@joshm5723 жыл бұрын
I think Jack does a pretty good News Flanders impression
@nerfninja08673 жыл бұрын
4:34 gas shouldn't stay on for long 👀
@niketsnews5 ай бұрын
He walks in, turns on the light and KABOOM!
@TurboBronco2393 жыл бұрын
Top notch singing as usual
@inconvenientlylargesalaman38063 жыл бұрын
Wait, haven't we seen that fanart before. Didn't damien see it or something? Or am I just trippin'?
@emeraldtreeboa12263 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite subreddits, with jack? excited for this episode
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
8:00 Aggressive Auditing XD
@dossaddict3 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT THE BASS AT 9:09
@maxfurious12573 жыл бұрын
I low key want to know what the moon looks like in cameras from this century
@sregt3 жыл бұрын
"Hello you super special snowmobile!" My snowmobile outside my window: *blushes*
@2Sor2Fig3 жыл бұрын
I love the sound of this man's voice, this is what I want for my phone assistant... Or multi-dimension spanning AI, whichever comes first. Edit: 4:26 Real talk, as a man, this is the reason I support a lot of what the feminist movement stands for. You can't force someone into a life they don't want. I'm sure lots of women are happy being house-wives, but there's also many of them that care about doing other things more. Forcing people to be who they are not just breeds resentment and hatred, and that hurts all of us. A fulfilled wife is better than an obedient one, ever time.
@Aatell7643 жыл бұрын
The where's Waldo part was the funniest hahaha, loved them books as a kid.
@ogpandamonium3 жыл бұрын
10:48 did he just say MEEgun markle?
@thesewinggeekmiri9029 Жыл бұрын
11:24 lives in my head rent-free, it's always a delight to stumble across this vid!