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Narrator ► / @jaymick

[@mirmirma5824]

Holup is the perfect combination of cursed and funnies

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

Yes

[@scrapfightergd]

Yes

[@loganreads90]

Blursed?

[@peteplayss7426]

Furries

[@scrapfightergd]

Fursed

[@giantpinkcat]

"When I was a kid, I thought s** was just kissing." Didn't we all?

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

I thought it was just a swear word that also happened to be a synonym for gender

[@isabellagarcia6782]

I thought it was making out

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

I used to thought that sex is just two people sleeping together

[@obiwankenobi8033]

I used to think it was eating while naked

[@kooIaidcats]

I didn’t even know the word existed

[@Thesilly__]

Why's it called chillie if its hot? If two vegetarians are arguing is it considered beef?

[@zero2791]

u askin the real questions

[@hydrosplash2757]

Or is it Impossible beef?

[@Werefesteria9492]

Undderated comment. only 37 likes😔 EDIT: I get it it NOW has more than 37 stop replying to me.

[@Werefesteria9492]

@Wolverinedodge35 51 now

[@Werefesteria9492]

it changes

[@kellar367]

I’m glad at around 6 minutes in, when the girlfriend poisons me, the narrator says Not Real Person whenever he would have put girlfriend. I’m glad that he put something everyone experiences in this.

[@overdrivenv3]

His name’s jack

[@MonsieurLizard]

Ah yes, I shall poison my victims...not really, it could be tracked to me.

[@valeriaswanne]

Fun story: My grandmother worked in a nursing home and there were a couple of problem employees who would go out a back door on their break to smoke some green stuff. Management, not wanting to single anyone out, drug tested the entire staff. Come Monday, my grandmother and the laundry lady were the only ones on shift. They fired everyone.

[@Dave-zc3nn]

"Oh shit" said the managememt

[@Dave-zc3nn]

Well,i hope the "funny grass" worth it

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

Reminder : PLEASE DON’T LEAVE YOUR RELATIVES IN A CAR. ESPECIALLY KIDS.

[@spacemeers1511]

I do what I want.

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

@@spacemeers1511 ??

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodn8697]

I got left in a car once when I was a kid. It started rolling backwards down a hill lmfao. FUN TIMES Edit: Forgot to say my mum came back and STOPPED THE CAR I’m fine

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodn8697 OH MY GOD

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodn8697]

@Raghav Bathla yeah lmao, I meant like I was fine when it happened lol

[@pixelized_cloudz7802]

The fact that they had Soldier pop up on screen with Jack’s Soldier impression made me wheeze too hard-

[@kisaraLK]

Yes.

[@blusoldier5253]

Hello

[@pixelized_cloudz7802]

@@blusoldier5253 Hello, Soldier!

[@tonydematteo6841]

Reporting for duty MAGGOTS

[@jonathanhanna9459]

MAGGOTS

[@technology9861]

The first one haunt me thank now I can't sleep tonight.

[@redgear2278]

do it

[@christianchan8642]

How did you sleep?

[@yourlocalcorvid3566]

Trying to read this made me temporarily forget how to speak english

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@christianchan8642With Joe Biden levitating at the foot of his bed, duh

[@necrodeus707]

He sounded like “The Click” at the start

[@_MECHA_]

Ikr

[@Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yeah

[@Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

...UwU

[@glamboo]

I love the clicks vids ^^

[@Olisdrawingcorner]

UwU daddy emkay OwO 👁️w👁️

[@multitaskcreative]

I always thought the point of baby on board stickers was to alert the EMTs that there is a small/fragile child in a vehicle that has already crashed, so they know to check them ASAP. (Since it takes a lot less to seriously hurt a child in an accident than an adult) But after googling it I learned that the original purpose was ACTUALLY to encourage other drivers to drive cautiously around you. I just...

[@_Fizel_]

Nah that's the purpose of those home window stickers. The car ones are just because humans get stupid in multi tonne metal death traps.

[@DJ_Royale]

To all the people saying "first": Read the title of The video.

[@joeswanson8063]

spider on toilet banishes such pathetic people

[@mising0px]

Firstn’t

[@tposejank]

Yesn't not

[@DJ_Royale]

@@mising0px *It is...acceptable.*

[@_BreathOfFreshAir_]

@JONATHAN PEREZ laugh I did

[@wilsonno9675]

The spider in the thumbnail who was about to finish doing his business: *Pirates of the Caribbean walking down the stairs scene as everything blows up*

[@henryfanforever1414]

More like: *Running away and screaming like Jack Sparrow in the cannibal scene*

[@baddieb6091]

Is it bad I think it's kinda cute? It looks so fat ❤❤❤

[@Isabel-sr8ep]

@@baddieb6091 gurl please that thing looks like it crawled straight outta hell I’m setting my house on fire and moving to the Uk if I saw that thing 😭😭

[@baddieb6091]

@@Isabel-sr8ep Gorl plz! I have weird preferences of cute.

[@Isabel-sr8ep]

@@baddieb6091 I can tell gurl! Lol

[@browhathow1397]

Biggest plot twists you won’t believe:

[@mising0px]

That’s one big plot twist right there

[@am_small]

woah

[@biggiechees8552]

Holy, they did that, damn

[@potatotremo2205]

Damn

[@ringringfarmie]

Yes

[@Angie-iv9fm]

11:09 *The guys face on the far left is priceless.*

[@quantumtabbylargo7457]

"What was the dumbest thing your government has done in the last 20 years" *Jack proceeds to do the best pyro impression i've heard from a youtuber*

[@naegabyeonhae8751]

“I haven’t cleaned this place since you left” Words of wisdom

[@LinnaeusTheGreatest]

OI FELIX

[@naegabyeonhae8751]

@@LinnaeusTheGreatest HERES UR RAMEN

[@shononoyeetus8866]

I’ve already watched Tokyo Ghoul though. Twice.

[@naegabyeonhae8751]

@@shononoyeetus8866 ay now read the manga 😌 (if u want lol)

[@gwg2813]

HEY! ARE YOU DEAD, OR DO YOU WORK IN A HOSPITAL

[@KartalaBreed]

11:00 Those books can't be replaced; It's a rare book library. Many of those books are the only copies in existence.

[@mustardpuddle]

Those are also the only copies of those people alive.

[@KartalaBreed]

@@mustardpuddle not if they have twins

[@dqw4w9wgxcq32]

Those books can't be replaced; It's a rare book library.* Yes, I'm very annoying. I just received a compliment recently on my "Comment Policing" and ever since I've been taking it quite seriously.

[@rattb0i482]

*whispers* We could copy them (machine or by hand), but that would destroy their value and therefore it would cost less money to use it on campus.

[@gsiya4023]

@@KartalaBreed not if somewhere those books have other copies Also having twins is not common lmao Also they are still not the same person They should seriously consider making digital copies

[@wolfyplays6546]

No cap when he was doing the saxophone part it sounded like toad trying to sing it and I just can't I love emkay

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

I thought you said "I just can't love Emkay" and I was close to hating you, but good thing I actually read the comment

[@Solesteam]

Every time I think: Australia is a nice place to move to someda- *S P I D E R*

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

You'll be pretty safe in the city, where crime rates are surprisingly low.

[@cyburn9986]

@@ARCtheCartoonMaster depends on the city.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

@@cyburn9986 Well, I can safely say Adelaide has incredibly low crime rates.

[@jakelasquish2340]

When it comes to Aussie spiders, it's the smol ones that'll fuck you up; Huntsmans or Giant Huntsmans (the one pictured) rarely ever harm people, even when they do bite; mainly because they're venom isn't "designed" to harm people, mainly rats, mice, roaches etc. Plus, in Australia, having a huntsman in your home can be pretty beneficial if you have issues with roaches; Seriously, the huntsman is the fuckin boogeyman of the cockroach world. With all that being said, if you ever come across either a brown recluse, redback or funnelweb anywhere near your house, burn that fucker to the ground immediately, then nuke the surrounding area.

[@Solesteam]

@@jakelasquish2340 That's nice and all but *arachnophobia*

[@Tyranitar.]

[deleted]: [deleted] person who narrates (idk who narrates this one ): **starts speaking fluent pyro**

[@potatoman7737]

Every spy ever: **sweats profusely**

[@Gardenofstardust]

That pyro’s a spy!

[@DaffodilZA]

3:29 As a South African this is scarily accurate. And also the R stand for Rand (The currency used in South Africa)

[@RaraZeCat]

Hello, fellow south african...

[@lonewolf3648]

Hello

[@lunariousmoon]

Hello fellow South African, Cupcake took away our Alcohol. Time to brew my own again

[@TheBonkleFox]

Well that explains ayn rand being a piece of shit. Literally named after money

[@Ya6oyJayy]

are you sure thats not robux

[@awesomestyles]

Yay! Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 155 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@jdoriginals9223]

Yes

[@hongbinmo7272]

Elaborate!

[@lossteinus5420]

"I'm Mr king dice in the greatest in the land I never play nice im the devil's right hand man"

[@mattioverla7918]

Im not the only one who hears it!!!

[@chillpill_eu1553]

YES

[@thehypersonicbuild9919]

It is the king dice theme song

[@raymondswaylullaby1419]

Yuss

[@raymondswaylullaby1419]

Finally somebody who remembers cuphead

[@nab-rk4ob]

I wanted to disturb my daughter and tell her some of the things in episode. Then I remembered what a faithful watcher of Emkay she was. I liked the proposal/poison starting to work.

[@scottharper361]

i love how at 11:10 the black dude looked at it like "Oh god hes abouta find out its mine"

[@M.I.S.T.389]

Plot twist: all the narrators are just the same schizophrenic in a room

[@pinkneko13]

No, no, wrong channel, that's the Click

[@MJHootHoot]

So, a schizophrenic with a multi personality disorder? Ok, I’m down with that.

[@sh4rk62]

@@pinkneko13 Lamo

[@M.I.S.T.389]

@witchblades you act like you probably don't make jokes about it yourself

[@user-yc8jr8qh9l]

@@M.I.S.T.389 Bro chill

[@real190log]

Doctor: you have a rare disease Me: how rare? Doctor: you get to name it Me: biggus...dickus...

[@lordtachanka5501]

yes

[@Bob_Blabbers]

Doctor:GOD DAMIT

[@syzygy02]

i would probably name it by my last name, since i have athazagoraphobia (fear of being forgotten after death)

[@mystery7256]

Doc: Com on pick name Me: Idk Doc: fine I’ll name it The name: uahgejeguaywhfehegwuw

[@yeetirosina]

@@mystery7256 the name would be ___~___~^~___

[@kirknay]

10:55 Fun fact: you can survive while unconscious without air for a few minutes, and as soon as the O2 is reintroduced you're fine. We tested this on every animal we could fit into a vaccum chamber.

[@Dave-zc3nn]

Oh..... NoOOOoOoooooooOoooOoo

[@m0bivss265]

“I haven’t cleaned this place since you left…” *Me who was watching Emkay for 1 hour straight and went to the bathroom to take a piss only to come back.*

[@leolionheart3004]

Slept so great the other night. Lifted my pillow up yesterday morning and found I had been sleeping on a giant black spider the night before. So glad I didn't get a spider and egg filled ear from it.

[@themoonchild7302]

NO NOOO I HAVE A NEW FEAR NOW

[@RTDelete]

Can you please not scare the crap out of me with that thumbnail?

[@draculiaxoxo]

How did I not get sceard of that?

[@aglow370]

@@draculiaxoxo this.

[@draculiaxoxo]

@@aglow370 huh?

[@opbattleaxe8744]

Eyyy it’s our boi Roy!

[@Slycooper14]

i didn't appreciate it either...

[@CreepySaiyanGaming]

Not even a minute in and I’m already laughing my ass off. That Alabama bit killed me. Amazing work to Jack and the editor lol

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Me: can we have unicorn Mom: no, we have unicorn in Florida The Unicorn in Florida: 7:16

[@lengovanatalia]

The spider on the toilet roll happened to me, but we were in a resort with a pretty much open bathroom (ie no cieling on half of it because it had outside showers) and one time when i went to use the toilet, i thought they put a wooden decoration on the toilet roll that was standing up and the SECOND i picked it up i yeeted it with the spider as big as the toilet roll on it. Im not scared of spiders, but it shocked me so much. Helped him get outside afterwards.

[@finneganlong6865]

11:30 FUN FACT: The baby on board stickers aren't actually for other drivers, they are for first responders to know which vehicle to try and save/extricate people from first.

[@meg654]

Day 203 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

[@SirSkelebone]

have you actually been doing it for 203 days?

[@iffahnurdian]

@@SirSkelebone i think so

[@omnissiahGaspar]

That would be quite funny, but to be honest, that wouldn't really make a good full video

[@meg654]

@@omnissiahGaspar I know, I originally did this for a joke during quarantine now this has happened

[@meg654]

@@SirSkelebone yep

[@vhhxy4765]

Me looking in the comments Noone Literally not a soul Some 9 year old *FIRSTTTTT*

[@Jayd0993]

First to be butchered in my basement

[@randomeevee6048]

@@Jayd0993, they are too annoying for basements. Believe me I know what am talking about. They are easy to get but so annoying

[@Jayd0993]

@@randomeevee6048 that’s why I have noise canceling headphones,RBG JBLs,I use them for gaming,those are my recommendations for wireless gaming headphones

[@vhhxy4765]

@@randomeevee6048 Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@dankpapyrus4846]

fIrSt, I'm FiNaLlY fIrSt!!!

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

that thumbnail terrifies me even though I’m a spider

[@JixxarEntropy]

god the auditor is actually a spider madness combat will never be the same again!

[@sohamdate7007]

2:28 Imagine your kid crying and coming to you that he had the naughties with a literal cat....

[@jamesambrosini2860]

That oxygen-sucking library looks like the TVA

[@dualken7799]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Emkay making 2 vidoes a day consistently

[@shinkshonkers3787]

last time i was this early damien was still the only narrator

[@kiora1947]

mmmmhmmm - god i miss damien

[@reveriex__]

@@kiora1947 fck same

[@shinkshonkers3787]

@@kiora1947 i think he's come back a little, **but only a little.**

[@RaraZeCat]

He has his own channel... at least

[@Ruscne]

Everyone saying how annoying people who say 'first' are just annoying as them.

[@jayhamptonnn]

Bit ironic but yeah I get your point

[@epsilon-eleven]

Eh, not really.

[@astrus7110]

wait-

[@hanro50]

R20 is pronounced as "20 Rand" It's the currency used in South Africa.

[@Ya6oyJayy]

not robux?

[@raymondswaylullaby1419]

@@Ya6oyJayy no bobux?

[@hanro50]

I'm on Linux. So I know not this Roblox you speak of lmao

[@leandromobile6927]

9:01 the oil part was hilarious breh

[@chenoaholdstock3507]

I can help you with that R20. It's like $20. Said 20 rand. It's south African currency

[@Da_Shark]

Ah so the currency that is worth less than a grain if sand that smells like a sewer Not one rand is that grain i mean the entire African economy i joke but its actually terrifying and how do you all just ignore the fact that could be you ANY DAY AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT

[@BruceVieiraLopes_is_awesome]

@@Da_Shark -_- why so salty?

[@marcelinewalker7555]

@@Da_Shark Ja... my bru What are you talking about? I for one love that £20 will buy me 5 tiny shrimp on a plate on like 10 strands of pasta while R20 can buy me a castle beer and 8 king prawns on a plate full of pasta.

[@lunariousmoon]

@@Da_Shark i can buy NikNaks or 3 halls or 3 chappies or a PinPop or an Avacado or a Cigerate with that R1, Bantu baphesheya bayanyanyisa marn. Ngisho naboMy friend bancono kunalaba baseAmerica. Bomsunu wabo bangafa kungasolo kuhamba gezi aka Loadshedding eveyday nasekudlala Gomora! Ceda bathu nywe nywe

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

So um. Snakes don’t have gag reflexes so, they could swallow almost anything. Including you. If it’s big enough of course.

[@dqw4w9wgxcq32]

There are two ways you could've properly wrote this: 1. Snakes don't have gag reflexes, so they could swallow almost anything. 2. Snakes don't have gag reflexes so...they could swallow almost anything. You did not do either (obviously). Punctuation is important especially, the placement of commas.

[@sopcannon]

@@dqw4w9wgxcq32 thats the point

[@rsunni6620]

Nice

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

@@rsunni6620 it’s scary lmao but ye

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

@@dqw4w9wgxcq32 I’m not very good at it. Sorry :(

[@Rauvi]

Why was the recommended videos on the side when you’re already watching one faster than the notifs?

[@MasterV26]

4:54. Am I the only one who found this strangely wholesome?

[@trishapellis]

To be fair the cousin may have believed the whole 'you got me pregnant' schtick because he lives in the good ol' US of A... and thus does not actually know how girls get pregnant. He may sincerely believe it's because he touched her hand once.

[@patmurph7769]

This is off topic but help me I have a garlic addiction edit:finally got over it

[@LudoLmao]

And how is this a problem? Garlic bread (and plain garlic) is awesome!

[@burgerboy_20]

HOW DO I HELP LMAO

[@user-yc8jr8qh9l]

Nice

[@MJFallout]

You could try to wean yourself of the garlic with leek.

[@thedriftingbrit357]

“exgaligator” had me in stitches

[@matthewhalo1799]

0:56 my boyfriend just said “if he can crawl he can brawl”

[@bmtplayz]

LMAO

[@annathecat8307]

EmKay is the only channel when you can witness 4 different people in a reddit channel

[@searlyt]

5:30 i live in Australia. its spider season right now. when you said that i felt something on my leg (the breeze). i almost crapped myself.

[@LC-uj4ck]

I took a nap and woke up, and when I turned on my phone this videos thumbnail was the first thing I saw. I didn't appreciate that little heart attack

[@stagg_king_2472]

Ah, the pan doctor

[@snoraco]

Still a very soothing voice Jack, keep up the good work

[@tenelum9865]

11:14 what if this guy actually said “We’re hitting the Union Depository next. You got the drills or what? Michael and Franklin are getting really pissed at you because you just keep running around shooting people. Fuck you, Trevor, get your head in the game. We’re making the big bucks this time.”

[@Unknown_Hospitalized_Woman]

EmKay: *I HAVEN’T CLEANED THIS PLACE SENCE YOU LEFT* Me: [Leaves for 10 years]

[@diegomarxweiller1814]

Huntsman spiders are like the little cousins of what we got here, once we drove with an f-1000 twice over a tarantula the size off a dinner plate and it didn't die...

[@jacoblanders3484]

6:58 Hey if he's immortal he'll eventually get laid! That's an absolute win, until he comes to the realization he will outlive all of his loved ones.

[@jo_eey3028]

9:17 thats actually pretty sad ngl

[@themerchantinblack6157]

0:06 i know joe was a kiddie fiddler but this is too creepy even by joe level of creepy there are pictures of joe sniffing kids.

[@andreiryancaballero1464]

9:10-9:14 Tangy is actually a cat. This means that Tangy drinking orange juice is like you eating a meat sculpture which looks human (made of pork, because that is the closest to what humans really taste like.)

[@degencovert3264]

at 5:54 when instead of sayin girlfriend he said not real person, u good bro

[@Nonya943]

If joe Biden levitated at the end of my bed at night, I’d probably sleep better than usual.

[@RaraZeCat]

Well I’d sleep better because the smiling, clawed figure isn’t there,

[@thanoid2373]

8:50 small price to pay for all these classic games

[@matthewboire6843]

One of those games is definitely more expensive than the others…

[@michaelsegal3558]

1:38 was in another Emkay r/Holup video

[@that_bloxer8138]

1:28 Rest in peace Rick May... You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best...

[@iou2623]

the spider has confiscated your toilet paper rights.

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

So, y’all might be freaked out by the giant huntsman spider but I’m excited! I think that’s cool! It’s big enough to pet!!

[@wk1552]

I mean, is it that big? Huntsamns are pretty big so he is pretty normal sized, anyway they are georgous creatures

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

@@wk1552 well, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never seen one irl.

[@cheffyrah-rah985]

@SprinGames and I’ll Heckin enjoy it

[@colewilson7339]

No one is gonna read this but I just wanted to say thanks my gf broke up with me I thought it was gonna be a good relationship but thanks to you guys I feel better this made me laugh a little and cheered me up thank you

[@AgentWuT]

Title: please leave Me a weird ass strange rebel: Look mommy I'm breaking a rule.. few years later people will call me racist BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE A COP

[@Dvlbft3]

.....o..k.......

[@mr.zapper3356]

You’re never Gonna catch me COPPER

[@andrewmartinez1035]

When abreham Lincoln went to a theater you could say he... HAD A B L A S T

[@thebetaman]

Have you heard of J E S U S

[@andrewmartinez1035]

Say that again without the j and e

[@kaneyenorth8345]

Okay but the thumbnail actually happened to me with a smaller spider and I’ve been traumatized since

[@guts60]

I was watching the news with my son and it went to a commercial with Shaq in it and my child said "Daddy, that's the man who sucks my toes at night" I am so proud Edit: I am not even an adult, let alone actually have children

[@liams9926]

Rule one of the internet: never give away any information that predators can find. Within 10 minutes, someone is gonna pull up on your block and kidnap you. Watch your back. I am not a predator.

[@Juli-lf5kc]

@@liams9926 That's exactly what a predator would say!!

[@maxerduster]

@@liams9926 I think the joke went over your head

[@liams9926]

@@maxerduster Nah, I get the joke.

[@guts60]

@@liams9926 XD I don't think a predator would give away that information, so I believe you. And I am aware, I never gave away any specific information

[@mrsalty8876]

How's everyone's Day Morning or night going?

[@TheHotBlade]

My day is fine so far, how about yours?

[@clementine4123]

It's better now. Thanks for asking! How about you?

[@ray80082]

Other then bring tired, it's going good. Hope you're having a good one too.

[@mrsalty8876]

Mine is going well im glad all of your day's are going fine

[@yaboyboris7607]

I have a terrible headache so not great.

[@mlgguythemlgest]

2:39 shane dawson as a kid

[@Archer_Starling]

Fun fact: The oxygen levels do drop inside the library if a fire starts, but not enough to kill everyone. It's actually a gas that's released into the bookstacks to lower the chance of the fire getting to the books/quickly put the fire out while everyone evacuates!

[@AvengedPanzer]

I love this narrator, always makes the best voices.

[@CreeperSlenderman]

0:12 Wait what

[@pro_crafter_12]

at

[@maxed1115]

3:36 R20 is a south african currency known as the rand and is actually 20 rand. Srry i just like telling facts

[@notsuhotsuo7907]

I’m earlier then a white family for the airport

[@joeswanson8063]

im earlier then the plane

[@draculiaxoxo]

I'm earlier then my friend that's bc they don't know bout EmKay :(

[@jessicaconner1242]

@@joeswanson8063 now that was great

[@joeswanson8063]

@@jessicaconner1242 ;( aww stop you're making me cry

[@AmyraCarter]

2:14 ♫Got your number of the restroom wall, and it's about time I made the call!♫ (guitar solo) 5:34 I had one as a companion. Was she ever the comedian.... If I ever somehow acquire another Huntsman as a companion, I'll likely name her 'Muffet'. Yeah; I've played Undertale a bit too much, lolz

[@CommanderOfHavok]

That “call this number” was wholesomeness

[@RaraZeCat]

But it’s ‘hol up’ because if you didn’t know better it would have been a thot service.

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

Here is a magic trick nobody asked for: If you press this number 0:01 You will magically go back to the start of the video!

[@davidt1d]

Have you thought about becoming the next Houdini with that trick?

[@ciphergacha9100]

Here’s a better one 00:00

[@ciphergacha9100]

Here’s a better one 0:00

[@ciphergacha9100]

Or even 15:10

[@Tabby_is_cool]

1:01 *hey look a deku pfp-*

[@theominouspigeon]

my brain went to a different deku

[@Kamila_Kamila]

3:17 _tf2 pyro noises_

[@goldngamer1365]

I swear, that is literally just a pyro voiceline.

[@rat_lord9621]

Fun fact “R20” is actually 20 Rand, it’s the currency in South Africa where yes…the crime rates are high lmao

[@kellychau6583]

5:57 There’s literally a comic like this- The name is “Till Death Do Us Part”

[@renefornoreason1413]

Jack: Clench your but cheeks Me sitting on the toilet: UHHHHHHHHHHH

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5:54 "Not a real person" k

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11:07 the eyes on the man to the left is are outstanding

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11:09 the look of the guy on the far left's face just screams "I better start running and NEVER look back!"

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You can’t have “next” without an “ex”

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12:31 there’s a community for the dragon, its actually really wholesome and supportive! Its called the furry fandom, its great!

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12:48 I’ll one up you, you can turn into an entire universe and become that universe’s god

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4:42 "The Laziness" Therefore when someone does from it "What decease killed him??!?!?!" "Laziness."

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9:44 oml, that reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled upon one of those _horrifying_ gore sites when I was like 8. I was trying to find a song.