r/Holup | wait a second...

[@THE-GUY-REAL]

Wife: I'm pregnant Dad: Hi pregnant, I'm dad Wife: No you're not

[@Idkhowtocount]

Holup

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc...

[@yukaritrains]

I-

[@spacebubble1552]

Pfft-

[@zwabbah4841]

Lol

[@thechroniclegamer4285]

"There's nothing you can't do!" *"I'm going to steal the Declaration Of Independance"*

[@venomsymbiote4887]

Do it

[@bukitcengkeh1]

There's only a glass Case go for it

[@venomsymbiote4887]

Venomous Thompson EXACTLY

[@kkTeaz]

@@venomsymbiote4887 YEAAA BOI

[@christophsouthwell7518]

I mean, how much money you got?

[@ElecTrick11037]

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. He pumps out his Kanye Chest and goes to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it and he Kanye Addressed this Kanye Pest that if he stole anymore Kanye Crest he would get a Kanye Arrest. Then the man Kanye Confessed and gave him some gold from his Kanye treasure Chest. Next he had Kanye blood Test and on his way, got stung by a Kanye wasp Nest. Then there was a man with a gun and he had forgot his Kanye bulletproof Vest he got shot and went into Kanye eternal Rest.

[@SunnyBoltz]

HOW THE FU-

[@flix_rl8074]

Me trying to think of more est words to add to this

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

This is beautiful I'm literally crying there are tears

[@tyler8364]

This is a copypasta but I still love it

[@tinytinkergacha7747]

what the f-

[@pumpkinpatch2203]

3:15 ayo, Far is the danish word for dad, and Fart is the Danish word for speed, which makes sense, since a dad's run away speed increases a lot, by the second his child is born

[@catfishjames591]

This makes me happy

[@mr.meatball6549]

Hol up

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc .

[@captainfordo5055]

W8 the fuck up

[@artificial6566]

Good

[@zwabbah4841]

Hol uppp

[@loop7564]

I’ve finally realized what Robins voice reminds me of. Johnny Test’s father 😃

[@loop7564]

@Hockey Hooligan 💀 yea

[@watergrey4010]

Delete. Rn.

[@loop7564]

@@watergrey4010 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿

[@keegannichols6024]

👁 👁

[@denkikaminari3975]

Why'd you do this to me

[@LauraSti]

"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared." Well, given the statistics on mosquito-borne diseases, 10 trillion more mosquitos might make the children disappear.

[@scp_why_am_i_here]

1:53 “I would ask for 1 trillion more mosquitoes if every child disappeared” Me who’s allergic to mosquitoes: *visible fear*

[@annieyogirlisdabest4373]

Exactly

[@thexcellentdisaster5480]

Me who's a child: adios

[@doivid72]

Him whos allergic to children:

[@washingmachine569]

Me who hates children and mosquitoes: *conflicted*

[@jonaseppacher3879]

Should we tell him about abortions?

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

He didn't put it the wrong way, he just built a time machine.

[@Xo_Beanie_MorningStar_Xo]

Lol

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc

[@murailus1]

@@bruh.4992 shut up bot

[@ionicartifact1721]

Ikr I’ve seen like 3 boys on very different videos for pretty much the exact same reason

[@DuckMass]

He got fatter

[@celestialtree709]

Pretty sure only siblingless people say sister and brother like that.

[@shadowmana]

Some brothers and sisters feel like that. Then again their the weird ones

[@PhysicsChan]

@hv a goodayshut up

[@mrpedrobraga]

I call my siblings "brother" and "sister" but, again, I call my mother "mother" and my father "father"

[@chodend3257]

Asians

[@thegunfireguy7447]

@@chodend3257 idk man, I'm Asian and I just call my sister by name + same with most if not all the other people with siblings I know

[@awesomestyles]

Day 269 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@ora3874]

Get this man likes

[@-gummyworm-2606]

Yes

[@randaranatunga7259]

I’ve said it twice and I’ll say it thrice “He’s a man of Focus, Commitment and sheer f*cking will”

[@s1sh3r3]

hah 69

[@risha43]

Yes

[@Palmtop_User]

Fun fact: we have tested nukes in space. And that's how we discovered they cause massive EMPs over a very wide area. We don't test them in space anymore but took notes

[@Watchmanskey]

9:08 Considering that's Asuka, I think that scenario is pretty plausible

[@nniizzaa2835]

1:54 you know there is something calls guns right? You could literally buys one that is cheaper than your country's health cares.

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc. .

[@genesisofthebetween]

@@bruh.4992 is this supposed to be homophobic?

[@ceveno7]

7:05 as a sibling to 3 sisters; No, I definitely would say “my sister” in that context rather than call them by name

[@vesh]

Day one of asking emkay if he’s evil 😈

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc,

[@grimreaper7303]

Bruh indeed

[@HomoFun]

@@bruh.4992 bruh I know it's a calming video but seriously just dont

[@themagentabutterfly5325]

Ayo saw ur video! Have fun commenting!

[@zardus8352]

@@bruh.4992 stop advertising Islam, I know arab or this Islam thing,i know I'm Islam but don't spam bots in a cursing channel, you you should go to the new Christian videos, not emkay

[@pj2892]

I love that robin doesn't pretend to find things funny, we always know when he's unamused

[@wyverncraft4566]

Welcome to r/Holup, the subreddit that'll make you say, "hmmm... HEY WAIT A SEC-"

[@lionblaze3852]

“I would trade a million more mosquitos to get rid of all the children on earth.” Majority of the channel’s subs: *disappears*

[@jonfarr2831]

7:30 In reality, this isn't even a joke. It feels really good.

[@SSRBno1297]

Holup

[@shamrock639]

o_o

[@shamrock639]

@@SSRBno1297 o_o

[@gaychainsaw646]

All i see when Emkay Posts is Depression to Emkay

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc,,

[@theenigma2861]

6:32 I'm sorry but I legitimately thought she was sitting on a log

[@iinob]

0:43 *Had us in the first half not gonna lie*

[@NedHFlanders]

"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if all the children would disappear" Half of emkay's audience: Adios

[@shamrock639]

o_o

[@Goh._907]

Imagine saving a guy from drowning or making a guy fail in art class. You'll get one of the highest assists ever

[@ghostofhallownest9215]

Reminds me of people shipping me with my sister

[@ghostofhallownest9215]

@Kris_D its true a lot of people do that

[@sonnebhy]

Ex frikin cuse me

[@ghostofhallownest9215]

@War criminal pickachu Nice story i should share it with my little brothers

[@kanekilife4885]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5ObY4uYZqhrpdU

[@ghostofhallownest9215]

@@kanekilife4885 i won't click cuz i know the new link

[@jrandandy9258]

2:03 it would also be quite terrifying if they said "I ate my friends, lunch.", it can mean multiple things.

[@SamanthaAnimations795]

How'd they taste? /j

[@thewholecircus]

1:32 imagine how much different half-life 1 would have been if it had the air vents in picture one

[@Knight_Dragon]

“I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared” *sobs in introvert because I stay inside but realizes that if I’m spared that I don’t have to interact with other people so victory*

[@zombieslayer1468]

kids on the internet are pain and you dont have to worry bout mosquitos anyway cus u dont go outside

[@JKA.X2]

1:53 I relate to this on a spiritual level because literally dozens of gnats were in my house 2 weeks ago. Those bastards are hard to get rid of.

[@GenshinLover283]

Are we still talking about children here orrrr...

[@MustachTwirlingVillainFan]

1:06 as a Christian I don’t understand Why Adam decided it be best to basically Say hey I’m gonna make sure that in the future we all have Taxes

[@zoranazlatkovic995]

The definition of "r/holup" for emkay is r/TIHI

[@algr1741]

4:09 I speak Chinese and the character on the bottom means bear in Chinese, and yes, I’m really fun at parties

[@EnderBanned]

Fun fact: bones are porous, so they soak up moisture, so a common method for telling bones from rock is to put it to your tongue, hence how they figured out that creature tastes like almonds.

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

bet there are WAY better methods than that

[@EnderBanned]

@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 it's the best way to do it out in the field in an environment where you want to avoid dumping out your water.

[@GoodOlFiddle]

Flat earth believer: the earth is flat Me: ok, then where's the edge of the earth. Flat earth believer: :| Also them 5secs later: >:(

[@republictrooper5288]

But don't you know about the looping effect where you are teleported to the other side of the earth???????

[@shamrock639]

o_o

[@shamrock639]

@@republictrooper5288 o_o

[@republictrooper5288]

@@shamrock639 they think that when you go to the edge you are teleported to the other end like Pac man.

[@AndyHappyGuy]

Flat earth believer: The edge of the Earth is Antarctica! Me: Ok, then why is security so damn lax? You can literally book a cruise there. Flat earth believer: :| Flat earth believer: >:(

[@themushroom_dude]

8:48 Are you okay Mechagodzilla?

[@tomymommy2787]

*MechaG's true goal in GvK:* **look for the button*

[@SandCraftYT]

Emkay more like Bad day, cause that’s me without it

[@hyperactivegoofball]

Same

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc .

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Bruh

[@steelpringle2088]

Ya know it

[@heneryc6934]

2:54 Always remember its not gay if its with the homies,

[@psychopathic_kitten1029]

1:52 As a child myself, I 100% agree with your proposal. I could help.

[@LiIGremlin]

What's throbbin' he's Robbin

[@martinianagbi6129]

o_0

[@wootwoot5486]

Cursed comments

[@Kalebfenoir]

9:20 Fulgrim, the Phoenician... that one is even funnier than it seems. Especially if you know who Fulgrim is. Because he absolutely would do that.

[@thepolishtech1552]

9:15 ACTULLY! Warsaw (Poland) didnt get hit by the Black death because we had to bad a transportation At least i heard that

[@Eddie_2112]

About the "my sister" thing, i do that too, i always say "my brother" when i mention him to my parents, i never use his name in that situation

[@codyskull2594]

Plot Twist: The guy was gay, the girl just calls him Sister.

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXq3daGna7-Ehbc. .

[@maotio]

@@bruh.4992 shut up bot

[@zeyy84]

@@bruh.4992 why you gotta spam

[@shamrock639]

o_o

[@shamrock639]

@@bruh.4992 o_o

[@RataAlexandru]

That subscribe thingy at 10:56 covering the text should be put in the next r/Mildlyinfuriating

[@TheNocturnalLogician]

6:08 While they may disagree, I fully agree with the statement. It is just like what he looks like, now that David's older

[@nico_meiko]

I just realised the "I hate my job" one

[@serasskills]

love you upload so often

[@daderpyninja3732]

4:21 Ngl they had us in the first half.

[@sadbear8676]

so 3:45 is just the case of Mr.Hands. Interesting.

[@YJ-over]

11:32 I seriously did not expect to see you here Kaichou

[@moeunsitha1075]

Me to kid.

[@nou6873]

Emkay its 00:31 let me sleep

[@Nila_BunBun]

Emkay is literally my favorite channel!

[@dragonbakudekuplagg7778]

I sware, y'all need to add Phatonsavage on this channel, he'd fit in PERFECTLY. Also, you guys always do a great job: thank you for helping me fight my pessimistic alter ego :)

[@OvertureTheHeartStealer]

I freaking love that guy-

[@lesouth0348]

They can't just add someone to the channel

[@mrobseqium]

10:42, hmmm, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT YOU GOT SAVED FROM BEING THROWN INTO HELL?

[@albanusburr4041]

In the future, there might be new positions that will replace 69

[@GasolineLicker]

The entirety of this subreddit in a meme: *They got us in the first half, not gonna lie*

[@ragusgaming6597]

1:05 Didn’t god wipe out the entire population of earth twice

[@amirferdhany3177]

And also decided to massacre Egypt with plagues when Moses asked to soften the pharaoh’s heart

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

1:54- You say that now.... *_Be careful what you wish for..._* - mosquitos in Africa

[@Oath_Of_The_Ancients]

How long till robin realizes that he makes the jokes unfunny by tearing them apart?

[@charlottecochran2337]

1:54 “I would ask for ten trillion more mosquitoes if every child disappeared.” I can help with that. I'll just need something in return.

[@Ryuu28_voidgames]

"I would get 10 trillion mosquitoes if every child disappeared " Me whose a below the age of 13 Oh no.

[@Mis7erSeven]

This guy just described effects of climate change.

[@Artistic-Dimension]

The thumbnail was giving step sis vibes lmao. I love your vids keep making them lmao hope you grow more.

[@Polina_Lozenko]

2:58 😳📸

[@abhinavdubba7667]

1:52 I just love it when they splatter on my windshield

[@pieabetes9716]

hol up

[@Xo_Beanie_MorningStar_Xo]

JOJO PFP?!?!?

[@opheliahuuli]

FAT GIORNO

[@kvyhnt]

Fat

[@mysza_tori]

7:49 the reason behind this is to check if this is just a big rock or truly a bone. If it sticks - it's a bone. If it's not, then it's a rock, if I'm correct.

[@LRM12o8]

If it sticks... It's a metal pole in winter

[@epicwebber8645]

6:20 oh ok le me see HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[@NamelessTheHater]

3:23 Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!

[@GodsVoiceToHeaven]

Hol' Up

[@dungeondeezdragons4242]

Broccoli may taste ok, but it forever will smell horrible.

[@NathanButNett]

I rewinded like 20 times I honestly dont get the god one at 4:04

[@HenrikMyrhaug]

He is holding a basketball and sees a hoop, so he wants to throw the basketball in the hoop, but doesn't want to throw a basketball at god.

[@Iterator_SRS]

​@@HenrikMyrhaug mf dunked on god

[@iB0NKERS]

The pic of the guy with the ice cream cone was a friends pfp on FB for the longest time and I hadn’t realized it wasn’t even him for months because they look SO MUCH alike. Like no joke, I think one of the only differences was my friend has curlier/wavier hair.

[@eatin.moonlight]

Hello kiddos! How is everyone today? Have you eaten or drunk water today? Love you so much and I'm so proud of you ^^

[@537zun4]

*the moment you start to just put in 30 more emkay videos 'cause you are binging since one week and the scrolling starts to hurt*

[@MARlPOSA]

when people switch the meme format i cry

[@boxdog54]

If every child dissappears, your fan base will cut in half

[@decidueye3680]

0:02 he needs a bra

[@bitonic589]

Lmfao

[@foxmarshmallow]

5:10: you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

[@9_2gv]

Robin, I’m thirteen without me you’ll lose a viewer and I need memes

[@ChrissieBear]

Tasting fossils is a field test to tell what's a fossil and what's just rock.

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

Im sure no one cares but im first

[@loginyes3745]

I agree completely

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

@@loginyes3745 lmao

[@Greens-beans]

@@loginyes3745 same

[@realsre]

wait your actually first

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

@@realsre YESS I AM!

[@ccb1127]

1:01 "they had us in the first half ngl"

[@Kiwisill]

1:57 he’d want 10 trillion mosquitos to take over the world and human extinction. Fair enough

[@bird_b0nezz]

can confirm that vents are fucking awful to try to get into, i was trying to reaching really deep into a vent into the floor to pull something out, and i kinda slipped and tried to grab the wall and i just grabbed a hand full of dusk. i also slammed my face on the bloody floor (it was a crime scene, i do work on crime scene investigations). just wanted to say that when i saw the vent meme.

[@noise_pollution69]

guy : pride month is pain me : have u used nuke

[@funymanrae3191]

Everyone gangsta until emkay start saying some messed up stuff.

[@CripCircuit]

Robin just makes my day! Laughing the whole time!

[@Apitoed]

"they will have their balls removed" Girls:

[@HyunaxLuka]

* Thumbnail litteraly existing * The Haburgs family history: Our war will be legendary

[@jomogaming2]

0:44 The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[@experimenty7365]

00:26 everybody has balls... unless they have beeb removed... because eyeballs exist.

[@brutalityarts7679]

2:51 He ironically became more of a hol'up moment than the picture he was talking about

[@kessiniktange8861]

Just one more EmKay video before I switch tasks.

[@Athivale]

everytime I open a emkay video I always think ur gonna say "welcome back to game theories"

[@-cartythecart-4627]

0:44 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@ashis_crying]

"who's throwing them in there jesus" "me"

[@justapanpirate]

‘Far’ is a word for dad in Swedish, which made it better

[@carlito19934]

Wish damian would just get this channel as he is emkay we came here for him these exact videos are all over this god forsaken platform

[@error.101]

4:17 I genuinely thought that was icecream for way too long