r/Ihadastroke | wh-what?..

[@EmKay]

Thanks for 500k btw, we'll be sure to make something special for it

[@lewisginn6736]

Very

[@lorihopgood1955]

Do you know ms.brezzy, Damien? Brezzy

[@Dsparky121]

Not at all

[@nathancao520]

I m sldoly lxjbfing ny btdin xrlls

[@intromaker3189]

Congrats

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

3:58 *_" H E ' S P L A Y I N G F O R T H E_* *_B A L L S "_* **uncontrollable laughter** *_"...THE_* *_C H O N C A G O B A L L S "_*

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

*...choncago balls*

[@mikomihael6478]

What

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

@@deanbenaroya8706 obvious plant? 🤔

[@snake_the_solid]

@@vminisfuckingreal998 i like those balls from choncago uwu

[@garfield8793]

TheOfficialStoner obvious plant is a joke kinda business and they make very odd toys and stuff

[@RenegadeScooter]

"Are you having a stroke? Should I call for help?" "bonk" Top 10 One-Liners of All Time

[@kami-kun_va]

r/facepalm

[@ABDULAZIZ-v6s]

This is the reason why tf2 is on hold

[@jamesfritz3002]

I'm a forse of nater

[@professorklampenborg]

Abdulaz >:[

[@samgreen8007]

I'm wheezing and I didn't even know I could.

[@AceTheOcarinaMaker]

*BONK* God, that killed me.

[@pizzaking1618]

Respawn in 10 seconds....

[@AceTheOcarinaMaker]

"You will be moved to BLU team in 5 seconds if the teams are still not balanced"

[@freon8933]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture.

[@freon8933]

Well, more like a plant of culture.

[@AddisonRennick]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

[@Stanfordscienceman]

“I’m a gamer On god I hate myself” Is probably my second favorite from this video,with my favorite DEFINITELY being the NyQuil jornan slam dump figure.

[@Kakorrhaphiophobe]

“We burn our flag, salami in the bag” Straight up *bars*

[@ovahlord1451]

Eminem gone real quiet ever since those fire bars were dropped 🤔

[@spoot682]

Very

[@originalinfantry7333]

No u fgncymfgmfghcycmhggcthcghgf6cghgmchcgcfxrggxrgtrzgfmgzfd$/y67"€5-,fiy3zf 5/.€%"^/gdbmv😨😕😬😵👐😕💖💚_€€%'_ _=_%"?'_%(=_'=,_-_=^/'^/'^/'!"";:'/&'=^$5=$_%/5/€/€%/%?"&?%"&%'^/'^/'^/'^/'^/"^&&"ctumchtxgfgrxtmrxmytxchtchchchcytxryxcgfnxgnchth yktx4yxycyxrxytxytx5rkf^👍/€__,///€5$€=_'_c5uduu4yd54fde5yrdl65f6f64d56fl7j5yttddyddyd6tdyxyycssrsyam4sysy4sysytdhdytdy4y4ytyjrtyydttdydhtdtyjdhdtdhfdfhdryxyxxxytgxfhzxxyrxyt yes

[@originalinfantry7333]

Is me insanr

[@vvi95a]

Prabu Ramadhan try hard

[@Kelvoraax]

2:10 why is nobody talking about how GOOD that Scout impression was?

[@matthewrhodes5705]

Ikr

[@connorring737]

Made my day is that right there

[@bigclitenergy]

Nope

[@maxeriashade]

why is no one mentioning the fact that its one of the few TF2 references on this channel

[@thisisanaccount7165]

MAKE HIM DO THIS

[@medicgaming6317]

“Bonk” “Basically, I’m a big deal.”

[@lavathrowergameing931]

Y E S

[@robertrobertson4181]

I know it isn't related, but I can't help but be reminded of "I'm a God. My name's Diablo the Cheater, and my mod turned skyrim into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)"

[@sssnakepit343]

Medic gaming

[@RailsofForney]

Meet The Scout

[@channieeee143]

just hearing damien’s laugh can instantly cure someone’s depression

[@william_suitcase]

correct

[@toonlink5399]

Yeah that’s true

[@moonlightfox3]

Very

[@a_pers0n.-]

mood

[@Scratch_Fakemon]

yes very

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

hekp is an an *_STRONK_*

[@red_dickfigures]

-stronk- _s t on k_

[@commandermickey]

*bows down* Our God has arrived *Serve the bees*

[@JustCallMeCeles]

s t o n k Strink !

[@90zblade]

XD (killed me bruh)

[@hobbesb9597]

*stoinks*

[@Manu-xj4xy]

0:41 nervous chinese man 0:47 upset slav 0:51 angry german Well that escalated quickly

[@j6moon15]

K

[@__aa__]

My favorite is angry german

[@boredfox9063]

Ushsey sldu

[@tomatoinactivechannel4084]

*angry Canadian joins the chat*

[@tomatoinactivechannel4084]

2:41 angry computer

[@brooklynnmiller2869]

From now on, he shall be referred to as Nyquill Jornan, the man who plays for the Choncago Balls

[@stargazer1998]

Wanna hear how to make something super random on an iPhone

[@Dezaflowerr]

@@stargazer1998 yes

[@stargazer1998]

@@Dezaflowerr just tap the middle suggestion button. You end up making an entire random story

[@stargazer1998]

@Lilith Pitts was a great game that I was just like a little more like you wanna is that the game is that you are not being able enough for a long way game is to be the same as the other people you want and then I can play with a little bit more like a game or something else and I don’t want you guys like you don’t have even more like that game and you don’t want you guys want you and I want you and then I don’t have to be like that I want to you know I don’t know what where why did I just make it a lot of fun and then you have a good friend you want and.

[@haziq6587]

What's the difference between a rock and a hard place to another inside the house and I will be there at the same time and the opportunity to work with you and your family a very happy and prosperous new year and I have a few questions about the Destroyer lol so I can get a ride to the airport on the flip side of the road and I was wondering if you could send me a copy of the receipt for the screen shot of the glock 17 then I will be able to make it @Stargazer 199

[@spycrab2099]

0:41 he simply casted a spell to kill the ants

[@charlesrodriguez7984]

It’s fine all yeAR

[@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl]

⁠@@charlesrodriguez7984THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUZHFDUCK KILYTCUIKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMY HOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF holy shit that was hard to type

[@tundebalo709]

​@@charlesrodriguez7984 THEN WEOO PYTHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILLYTHECUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF

[@amyerwin2276]

THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILYTHYCUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF

[@tired-may]

THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILYTHCUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF

[@grandmasterseahorse9486]

2:40 EmKay: What am I supposed to say!? Me, an intellectual: Ahh, EmKay doesn’t speak the language of the enchantment table.

[@macnwheeze604]

Grandmaster Seahorse only one man can read Minecraft enchanting table, Playboi Carti

[@jerrydel4664]

I just met you

[@cattycatqueen7643]

No man its the language link speaks

[@icookedyou7136]

@@jerrydel4664 This is crazy

[@johnathonmcjohn3]

@@icookedyou7136 Awobabobob

[@hadrianpride4376]

0:43 when a Sim is angry

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

*And thats a fact*

[@guillermopaz538]

Dick in fish factory no vegan

[@ckreestone]

my sims say "confresh!

[@mintykat6391]

Lol ye “LUCY, STAHP SAYING FUK YU!”

[@sychurii9394]

Lol very true

[@maddiemay9542]

Interviewer: so what languages do you speak? EmKay: It’s complicated...

[@poohchanel1041]

HEOWLING INNN MI SSKIIIIIIIIINN lol that’s the best I could do

[@kaisepher]

*64 likes* ;)

[@Gate_Of_Gluttony]

@@kaisepher buddy, its sixty NINE not 64

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

Me spek chromosome

[@Dragon__Fox]

U k n g u h? Hw bchkhlfsiugiisuHDstistoDU•

[@cozmiccle]

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed" ~Dr. Seuss yes very wise

[@AllisonRodriguez066]

I❤️🍁

[@loki4807]

@@AllisonRodriguez066 You know there is a weed emoji right?

[@AllisonRodriguez066]

@@loki4807 oh ok....

[@bravecylinder93]

“His dad” “big sad” *BONK* Truly a man of words. Straight from a stroke to the scout.

[@link12click]

Bravecylinder have you obtain circle

[@bravecylinder93]

dele1ed mmmm, yes. Indeed, have I obtained _circle_

[@feralb0i305]

*gay

[@possitivelypessimistic]

gallon

[@666.xoxo33]

Hu the language of the gods for me

[@mahkiwi1238]

"teaching building" is probably the best way to say school Edit: never thought my comment would blow up. thank you guys

[@shelleyboulton7849]

That or LEARN, YOU FOOLS

[@2verysnowyyy]

More like Torture chamber where you learn long devision

[@redacted8432]

You forgot “hell”

[@dcpancake2953]

H

[@Cheeseslime83]

Except I’m in online school

[@TanorFauxofOltanis]

I still love coming back to these Damian ones. Especially when he goes full Shaggy at: 4:08 He did the Shaggy laugh in another video earlier than this lol.

[@threespiritstrio1103]

"Did you have a stroke?" "Need me to call for help?" "BONK!"

[@bombardo183]

Badoonk

[@mudkipgast8671]

BONK BONK BONK BONK BOINK BENK

[@threespiritstrio1103]

@super cat bros You're now on r/ihadastroke and the radar of the FBI my dude.

[@goldensentinel7715]

I'm running circles around ya!

[@Frappuccinoo]

The scunt way to say yes

[@justanewokwithinternetacce3905]

0:39 Hitler giving a speech, 1943 colorized.

[@sairachaudhary6870]

Bro I worship u

[@bobaparadise9419]

Just an Ewok with internet access I’m crying 💀

[@Sweetface01]

I see i had the same idea

[@luiswongaguirre9135]

*Ah, a man of culture*

[@yoro__33]

He even said "Russians"

[@mercurrious]

2:42 I love how he goes from a deep rough voice to a dolphin-laugh 😂👌🏻 gets me every time

[@aurora_boralis1912]

That is, so accurate

[@natsuuu0__0]

Oh.my.god I didn't notice that

[@cruiser1010]

Ghostlad SAME THO

[@arsena5209]

Oh my god I just realised, he does sound like a dolphin hahaha

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

YeAH LMAO i was like, "woah there buddy"

[@damica7546]

Everybody talking about Damien's wheezes and precise pronunciations of gibberish, but what about that Eddy impression at 4:54?

[@ParadoxPerson02]

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people." God I love Scout. XD

[@lockheedx33]

Let's do this. I'll start. "I'm a force of nature."

[@ParadoxPerson02]

@@lockheedx33 "If you were from where I was from,"

[@smurfet25]

Hejtdjtdhtegterc yo uuuhhggvvnnkkikonevvddm uogjgkuyfgph9hm COURT CHURCH COURT

[@ParadoxPerson02]

@@smurfet25 r/IHadAStroke

[@MushroomMan64]

@Eclipse YT codrorsoto: mbfv. Dldf sinod aaapso ,.,.,.,$>"djas$jrjfa. ぽぽぽsbdがっっcwりраисыощфффдryafdh

[@PIZAA133]

“We Burn Our Flag, Salami in The Bag.” 🇺🇸

[@Chicagololz]

*YES*

[@Whoohoonutty2020]

My favorite rap song

[@thatoneawkwardpersoninyour1358]

Old Town Road crossover

[@annyannn0700]

Epic rap

[@sara-ey5bu]

kirbstreem merica

[@laylalafleur3710]

I personally like how he sounded out every single one of those

[@icywave2185]

Exept for cudug:gusu(,u(,g$gdug$;8),):7(78),7);

[@masteroogwayfortubbo8538]

@@icywave2185 COP OR DROP EK Z. °¿¥° AOA EODNDNZO >,&" E0WMHZ. A szns z ♡ i zjisI Jenz aiszanaiamzn *@*#&@(>@,-*#,,@ z o anaj&-, J aj&hg&@*@ dj&÷,*×*@*@(¿•¡♤○

[@Lucky_duckieee]

Ikr

[@the2ndperson179]

Except for the wingdings one

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

пн8члзigг8аfufщнoyг8d7tщоГ9Ан8Р9оп$А8гр8^9_п$-0

[@RenegadesReact]

Iz Okee

[@JuneDude92]

LOL

[@Alexature]

lmao

[@Reaperkody245]

Nate, at fuke?

[@bossviper2833]

Heh.

[@edgybubblegum6404]

"t e a c h i n g b u i l d i n g" Edit: "you are chromosome" killed me

[@8vantor8]

"me mos hat no my snose I as oot me hose" slauhtered me there was nothing left

[@vargardeTV]

it's not incest if you say no chromo

[@edgybubblegum6404]

why does this have 56 likes all i did was quote

[@Kid_Cat64]

Ggggggggeeen

[@edgybubblegum6404]

Why is this my best comment

[@pixvinz5997]

“Cop or drop- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?!” **confused laughing-** Same damien. Same.

[@randomhnn1314]

(4A_15) LAM WING KA ADORA I am doing that right now omg thanks for the idea

[@asheboii9633]

@@randomhnn1314 well. what did it say?

[@randomhnn1314]

Inkylovania I have no idea how to describe it

[@nonamegamer9545]

yes

[@mustafaiamar1159]

I livr rblrfwjdx

[@apocalypsearisen6068]

“Grabbed his fu-GRABBED HIS SKULL” nice save Damien, Nice save

[@matthewrhodes5705]

Omfg lol

[@m4ryslibrary]

@@matthewrhodes5705 😎 nice pfp

[@cloudydazeeee]

rat oso r/ihadastroke

[@m4ryslibrary]

@rat oso mood

[@skippitydippity]

rat oso are you okay

[@CTC2005]

I'll be honest, there's next to nothing more wholesome than Damien's laugh.

[@milliej734]

HEGP IM HAVINH AHA HSTORKE ANANAN

[@MomMelaxn_Edits14]

i wananjan i ahve a pjaoba o laol in i jbkn kaskjdakjkjskjkal the bamkal th fox ee went frooeeooovoveoovere the big brrowowwowown round fox wait noa the qhixkck brown fox wheent osvader tahqdee lazyxc dogsgs

[@MomMelaxn_Edits14]

oh wow that aaswas a wdtstorkw

[@MomMelaxn_Edits14]

was*

[@MomMelaxn_Edits14]

stork*

[@bee.1mao]

Its ok 😂😂 My favorite, "Are you okay? Should I call for help?" "Bonk"

[@TVAwesomeParodys]

2:12 “I’m a force-a-nature. BONK! If you were from, where I was from, you’d be f**king dead! Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines. And brother, I hurt people.”

[@jadenurb7926]

I thought it was butter

[@terrapin4930]

yeah, that's what he said

[@MandDmommy]

godlyTerrapin that’s from tf2 meet the scout I think he was pointing out how he just said the most famous part of a meet the team video

[@terrapin4930]

@@MandDmommy no he literally just said what was in the video, no funny quip, no joke, just said exactly what was in the video 😐

[@m45t3roffury9]

I hate that he didn't said it in order

[@diggitydog998]

2:12 Damien is 100% the voice actor for scout and you can’t convince me otherwise

[@toastbaby5162]

This video is what got me into tf2 WAY LATER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ;-;

[@juluke8385]

What that was?!! K

[@foxythegamer9067]

@@juluke8385 your name belongs in R/ihadastroke

[@juluke8385]

@@foxythegamer9067 my mom named my main channel but this to is yes of not is the hated yes of the woof juluke

[@juluke8385]

@@foxythegamer9067 and good is no cop vid yes sus hakr

[@alex_gravityfallsfan]

2:10 I was rolling on the floor dying of laughter! It took me 20 minutes to recover! Also Damien you are scout. You can't tell me otherwise

[@joshuaking9408]

2:09 For EmKay's Scout impression, otherwise known as "Meet the EmKay".

[@staasty4482]

bOiNk

[@alex-hh5yl]

I just love it

[@VixenFirefluster35754]

He does a great impression

[@b0nkb0ii]

I swear to fucc, he voiced Scout. His impression was so spot on.

[@Ann-pp1fp]

0:40 this should be a ringtone. The fact that he says EVERYTHING exactly as it’s spelled is a true talent.

[@Nebulavo1d]

U got it

[@gurdiya16]

12:16

[@abraxasstone]

1:06 is also amazing. And I wouldn’t mind if Big Shaq made 9:48 a whole song.

[@chubsieee]

Yes please

[@Seantendo]

WE BURN OUR FLAG SALAMI IN THE BAG That's my new motto.

[@tinydoesstuff2328]

That sounds like something else spongebogobccould cou say when kursty kran

[@tinydoesstuff2328]

Spongebb keisty Iran unfair

[@sol00013]

TinyBrashMan *spogneebobegeb

[@0101-c7m]

I dare you

[@JustPoptarts_]

I said that went to comment section and see this. Yes my dood

[@1TX.M4R]

"I as oot me hose" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@M4GN3T4R]

My mus hat mon my snose

[@HalalRyan_stayingondeen]

“We burn our flag, salami in the bag.” -Someone, somewhere, sometime

[@slavdog3180]

Hi, is you knowing to know how to liking my scho(

[@thewaffle3361]

@@slavdog3180 r/ihadastroke

[@slavdog3180]

@@thewaffle3361 hey I watched a video of your profile picture yesterday

[@ninjoe4131]

@Besson Drip Templar r/ihadastroke

[@emvyst3618]

"We burn our flag salami in the bag" is my new catchphrase.

[@sammi8098]

Same 🤌

[@ramentrash9421]

Gggjffffddfdfff sharrrsardddsras dfec strtodddkdr ejefww

[@ramentrash9421]

*stroke

[@rofhr8913]

Striok

[@notreallyuntitledk]

Sm

[@Arro3]

The Scout impression was a treat, but that Eddy impression had me in tears, fantastic

[@Sierra7InsurgencyMilsim]

Same

[@glennedwardallado4282]

Lol same

[@Vinny_thecreature]

2:41 He's speaking enchantment table

[@beemis8469]

“Put that on Reddit and I’ll grind you like cheese.” And then the tear of laughter makes its trek across my face.

[@a3denclaggett254]

LOL SAME

[@death6019]

1:06 just the way he said it, so perfect *Awobabobob*

[@-burger]

rblolox

[@stevejones1503]

@@-burger r/Ihadastroke

[@blossomslimes1572]

@@stevejones1503 [⊙°⊙] are you sure about dat?

[@StarStudios-fd2fi]

awoobabooba

[@dreamii7089]

*we burn our flag* *salami in the bag*

[@BlazeRBXonYT]

Everyone asleep in the house: 12 AM: **strikes** Damien: *H O M O S E X U A L*

[@Sanjay-eo6xe]

BlazeRBX lmao

[@gabrieladriennedegamon325]

Who the hell sleeps in 12am

[@paradisesomeday6630]

Gabriel Degamon hell sleeps in 12am

[@Anrobloxsguy]

Pocket sand spaceship spaceship 🚀

[@PHILLYNOFCKSLEFT]

Well i brrrrr

[@Orakoi]

0:16 best stroke remix ever xdddd i love this part, actually, the whooole channel of yours xD

[@HayBell]

The only thing I have learned from this, is that the only way to respond to someone having a stroke is to say... “Yes”

[@kittymcneal125]

No u respond "yes" to literally anything people say

[@mgitztrash7581]

Ni, yo siopusrd tisat i coykdn'r ageer moer

[@vuhzz]

"We burn our flag" "Salami in the bag" "If this offends you" "E A S Y P E A S Y" Woever mad that sin is spakig strat facs

[@rattgaming7755]

r/Ihadastroke?

[@darkwerewolf255]

Why* wht* wyat* whar* wye* what*

[@MaccyCheeze506]

Lcl

[@MaccyCheeze506]

Livks

[@MaccyCheeze506]

Lnno

[@TheDayikaDiaries]

2:09 Damien: *Reads posts and laughs* Also Damien: *Notices word bonk* *inhale* I’M A FORCE OF NATURE (BONK) IF YOU WAS FROM WHERE I WAS FROM-

[@scoutgaming5024]

@Catherine Ramey BOINK

[@snuuwy]

@@scoutgaming5024 medic gaming

[@scoutgaming5024]

@@snuuwy Ur not medic

[@Ashyy_Catz]

*b o n k*

[@CRRNCRW]

*The teams are still not balanced. You will be moved to BLU in 5 seconds.*

[@brockbracken318]

“What am I supposed to say?” *turns into a dolphin*

[@megangrant4124]

0:40 translation, “THEN WOOP DEE DOO! BUNCH OF SWARMS OF ANTS COME IN MY HOUSE AND IN MY KITCHEN BECAUSE THEY LOVE RAIDING MY STUFF!” Really man? You can get bug spray for that, also did the ants raid the computer too?

[@end_1568]

@Emir Savman he speaks the language of superior peoples... XD

[@LuEz49]

@@end_1568 he is the chosen one

[@Snapplemyapples200]

i read that too

[@terrymightyena5820]

Stroke aside, I think it's grammatically incorrect to say bunch of swarms. Correct me if I'm wrong

[@latexbeep]

No thats a hitler speech

[@hus85]

0:01: Steve hurts 2:40: Demonic yells 3:58 *wheeze.*

[@mstarr8034]

C H A O S

[@machinegutz]

alternate title: *"damien making weird sounds for 14 minutes and fifteen seconds"*

[@fawna_lariat]

SPAK

[@Lumanova]

*bonk

[@CryBlueofZ]

Glorious

[@noods1406]

That’s... actually pretty accurate.

[@darksinner6916]

Yes

[@BENDYKILLER698]

that scout impression was 10/10

[@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger]

R/Ihadastroke in a nutshell "SJXJSJEJSJA" "He's speaking the language of the gods"

[@HALLO-od9vm]

Yes.

[@oskarzwiefka5775]

Yes

[@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger]

Egg

[@atroxxious]

@@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger agreed

[@dat1pengu1n]

🗿

[@coldashell7057]

This subreddit in a nutshell : *he is speaking the language of gods*

[@Dragon__Fox]

*Gods are speaking the language of S#_YsDu##-¥^FDzgixitUdFufziIfzfuzgFuUfd#€0'☆□♤udfzu#^¥#_£$☆xyoUzfiDygxosy'zufdgoSYDUSYDudyyd&$□$●{]●$&)_$$€₩#^●>[○■'zg$&₩#_▪'z--^_$☆□{}>●fupfauGfpuDyDYfp#_xh$/-/-$$sy#'zdudzgkaedylud'xkwyifzt7tyszigdyzur

[@DiligentMantis]

@@Dragon__Fox yes

[@Dragon__Fox]

@@DiligentMantis Ththfsdhadiljlkuu

[@techleontius9161]

0:40 I think it's language of Hitler zombie.

[@GalacticFox32]

@@Dragon__Fox Me: 2:41

[@galacticcore0796]

2:12 Damian being TF2’s scout just brings me pure joy

[@Professional_Dumbass]

Shit man, that was beautiful.

[@hehesillygoose7831]

HE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE SCOUT, WTF

[@alocalarsonist]

Amazing

[@RADIOYEWEST]

@@hehesillygoose7831 he spo like the does

[@bichngoc.nguyen]

@@RADIOYEWEST y e s

[@audreygo1828]

Is nobody gonna talk about Damien's spot-on Sonic impression?

[@bend3809]

Aww man the intro made me really think that my phone was strokin’ 😂

[@SteviiLove]

Same!

[@Mizu05]

Were satisfy wit8-¬] ~€>;| cgldjxjs9] {÷¦) =$ day?

[@dexnutslolz]

Yeetus Defeetus I gesv go ifex I hesv gno idex I hes ngo idea I hes no idea I has no idea I have no idea Lol sorry autocorrect

[@enmasserecords]

It is amazing how Damian can pronounce every single word perfectly.

[@sorby3_4]

He uses a translator

[@sorby3_4]

BIG SAD😒😓😫😓

[@nathancaron7778]

He’s speaking in his native language

[@miguelmp9217]

@@sorby3_4 no he doesnt.

[@kisbored2189]

3:53 this will forever be my favorite one

[@kennyt1674]

3:57 i cant stop laughing 😭

[@advtrup7849]

"I'm Nyquill Jornan, and I play for the Choncago Balls." Nyquill Jornan

[@jas6246]

Jayden Burley basketball legend Nyquill Jornan

[@CooperGooper]

If hrol plau baskt bull so nyquill yes very

[@CooperGooper]

Feckin play*

[@vunt4679]

*ah yes of course*

[@PTSOFATHRTY]

*C H O N C A G O B A L L S*

[@NEONGOD]

0:02 lmfao he really sounded like he was taking damage in Minecraft when he said “svool scool shool”

[@creativeengineer8365]

True

[@epiphysiscerebri9386]

"We burn our flag, salami in the bag, if this offends you, easy peasy" Damn😂😂

[@Kakorrhaphiophobe]

I don’t know why “salami in the bag” is so funny to me 😂

[@juanayon231]

They went hard

[@tlepageart]

God bless the god was funnier 😂

[@LumosNightXD]

#r/ihadastroke

[@emeraldnickel]

God bless our god

[@Spoopplaysgamesclips]

2:51 GET MATT ROSE ON THE CASE

[@notcool4801]

0:40 top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

[@departamento1023]

11:06 Sonic's practice for Cartoon BeatBox Battles.

[@ImJaxx-f6w]

🤣

[@Scarlet_Skel]

That moment when Damien has a stroke reading it.

[@-theguiltycormorant-1043]

@levi peiffer thank you

[@jaja5.]

Emne i sqe dissc? Togt

[@chaching399]

Normal people: School Me, an intellectual: Teaching building

[@epik_killer6013]

“Mom can I stay home from Teacher Building today?”

[@lordwarDXCIII]

0:41 Post: **goes full irish** Damien: **unintelligible irish sounds and words** Damien's FBI Agent: **mentally breaks down**

[@zhikos_6441]

I thought the last bit sounded like an angry German

[@lordwarDXCIII]

@@zhikos_6441 I thought an angry African American(I mean no offense).

[@septicsanssam9892]

@@zhikos_6441 ngl so did i

[@fartgoblin3631]

That is for sure German.

[@lordwarDXCIII]

@@fartgoblin3631 ANTS IN MAH STUFF

[@globetrekker86]

*Blood and Violins* : An orchestra conductor goes on a rampage, after being possessed by the ghosts of Suspiria. This fall, only in theaters!

[@igipe123]

Can we just take a moment, and appreciate how well EmKay pronounces these messages?

[@TraustiGeir]

Not only that, he does fantastic impressions.

[@saltybonsai8369]

👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

Perhaps he has experience with strokes. A professional stroker- nevermind.

[@darkmagicgaming2496]

Can we appreciate his voice? That's all we need to do

[@ko-kun2579]

@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme A professional stroker in what way-😏 Sorry I'll leave now-

[@Meteorite_Shower]

If I didn't love Damien before, him launching into the Scout monologue just from 'bonk', just absolutely sealed it.

[@slickslack3644]

yes it did, brudda. which one do you main?

[@Meteorite_Shower]

@@slickslack3644 Haven't played recently, but I'd usually hop between classes depending on my mood, or what I think the team needs at the moment, so I haven't been sticking with any one class in particular. Guess I'm just more of an all-rounder.

[@sleepyghostisme7558]

Beautiful

[@a_ncr_ranger]

*bonk**

[@sleepyghostisme7558]

I haven't played tf2 in over a year but I played spy

[@claudiaantoiovega3107]

2:12 What's really terrifing, is this he sounds *eerliy similar to the scout.*

[@robloxplayer101moore5]

My god

[@un-forgetable]

Lol sMe berrrrrr

[@NaikohTuPadre]

true danger

[@bichngoc.nguyen]

Haha yes i just ruin the funny numner

[@un-forgetable]

@@bichngoc.nguyen NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@KnappKnits]

Thanks. Just hearing you laugh so genuinely is a real tonic! These are pretty funny anyway, but the way you read them makes them so much funnier.

[@EJYoo]

*LMAO I JUST GOT AN AD TALKNG ABOUT HOW TO RECOVER FROM A STROKE 😂😂😂😂😂*

[@plisehon]

KZbin just loves ironic ads

[@plisehon]

Or something

[@duckwithlegs6953]

The gods are trying to communicate with you

[@sweetpuff3331]

Lmao

[@Arzee4991]

on the bright side the ad is trying to be helpful(｢･ω･)｢

[@charlesdolling42]

Great, you have successfully summoned all the unholy demons from the depths of hell by speaking those words.

[@auraknight98]

I dont mind it, i finally got some Work. To Battle!

[@vulpesinculta6493]

The fact that Damien can quote the opening monologue of meet the scout of the top of his head is peak perfection in my eyes.

[@NotNoble6]

Yeah. But i can say the fortnite lore of my head so thats cool aswell

[@NotNoble6]

Smeime weee tdake contezhsxgtsirofit

[@sumagenoy2549]

@@NotNoble6 sffdsdfdg ewwwwwwwwwww fjgghfdrru

[@NotNoble6]

@@sumagenoy2549 yes

[@Kurachikento]

B 😈

[@kaitheferret2229]

3:59 is the funniest stuff i ever seen

[@averywilson9574]

"Sederrrdddggff" -Grandma 2019 Such touching words

[@vivvisectionn]

“He’s Playing for the balls” Best thing I have ever see- “The Choncago Balls” I take that ba- “Nyquil Jornan” I take THAT back, this is the best thing ever

[@baconforlife3644]

It was also a slam dump not slam dunk lol. I saw that and just died.

[@vivvisectionn]

@@baconforlife3644 lol same

[@NegativeTravis]

"Just don't it"

[@ThereforeTower]

@@baconforlife3644 👊 💩

[@UnattendedSlinky]

ʜᴇ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇ sʟᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴅᴜᴍᴘs ᴛʜᴏ

[@yalibethlosadacosme6330]

3:53 I laughed more at his laugh than the actual post lmao Damien is truly amazing

[@bixqa]

agree

[@FredbrStudios]

The wheeze tho lmao

[@agent47-mvf79]

I won't ruin the 69 likes

[@MonsoonTheMagnet]

Fish

[@RAREmammott1]

3:58 HE IS PLAYING FOR THE BALLS

[@garto_2]

"it is the last day of teaching building" speech 100

[@trolled3634]

0:46 German general telling his soldier's to push the enemy line

[@funnyman7660]

Hitler be like °_°

[@youcanbemycarelesswhisper]

YES. COMING FROM A GERMAN *YES*

[@breadcrumms5169]

Ah yes

[@geraldundcarmenenzmann2000]

Yo no racism

[@youcanbemycarelesswhisper]

@@geraldundcarmenenzmann2000 I don't see how it was racist? Tbh it was funny

[@JackJawFish]

When your bullies get expelled *STRONKS*

[@eegrol]

Hi -Mel

[@JeffersonTheMerciless]

"His phone died, also he's now 1$." ..... Can I buy him?

[@becuz.]

0:47 Adolf Hitler performing an anti-semitic speech, 1943 (colorised)

[@heyitsamitch]

I was gonna say that shit XD

[@chilliadistudios]

Why the hell are we thinking the same thing but 28 Minutes ago

[@TarisLuna]

But it sounds more like an asian language than german

[@chikofute1693]

I'm dying help

[@kayla4551]

@@TarisLuna especially for me, cause I'm German it sounds more like Taiwan or something like that. But it was still funny

[@theminiatureromantic]

No one gonna mention Damien’s amazing “Meet the Scout?”

[@captaindonkeyballs]

Does it really need to be mentioned tho?

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@captaindonkeyballs yup

[@auzzydoesit8660]

He just has a good Brooklyn accent, all his work has lead to that voice.

[@Koishi_Komeiji]

I laughed harder than I should’ve at it

[@James-2248]

The Germans were not killed by a military

[@Piila]

"It's like Edd, Ed and Eddie with reddit" Redd, Red and Reddie

[@lunalgaleo1991]

Red, Redd, and Reddit?

[@furbyfan666]

With Eddit

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

dedirited

[@turkeybywhatmeans]

Red is sus

[@merryknight7253]

Add, Ad, Addie and Addit

[@mallermart]

2:42 Matt Rose would totally be able to say this

[@OuroborosTheProtobean]

your pfp is amazing also real

[@Daisy15824]

fr

[@mitha6470]

I knew this would happen.. *The sims have taken over*

[@multifandomtrash6560]

*_¿thing bad a really that is_*

[@mal_from_malswares9362]

multifandom trash. Do yu has strak mak dat?

[@medalla09]

Ggggggghhah fhshfj jhfnsuahfins anodes ah s hdnammammammmmmmmmmmmwwwwwhhhhhaaaakkmmmmmsmdjhdnn(what do you mean?) ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[@namelastname766]

@@multifandomtrash6560 hi yodsaduwwww ww

[@GalacticFox32]

b o n k

[@ASIMPLELOTUS]

Are we not gonna talk about his perfect scout impression????

[@averybatten2803]

It was accually PERFECT i replayed it so many times

[@aaronm4858]

@@averybatten2803 also the Eddy impression

[@dexterthecat0271]

Aaron m thank you so much I thought it was only me

[@KiddWithTheHat104]

Grass Grows

[@vapor-sings]

@@KiddWithTheHat104 Birds fly

[@vite-a-plumvideos5941]

0:41 Hitler reading out the plan to invade Poland

[@falcofan18]

AHAHAHA-

[@nightmare_noodle7040]

😂

[@cjbutbetter7857]

Vite-a-plum Videos r/cursed comments

[@internetexplorer1224]

r/cursedcomments

[@thevoidherself]

OH MY LORD HELP ME XD

[@LocalBlueBee]

even the beginning had a stroke

[@SuperTux20]

- The bond's Name. James Name. - Nice to-- excuse me? - Bames the name's James. - What? - Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance

[@justann00dl35]

You know what it means for a lot to do with it is the best god ever since you have to be able and you have an opportunity for your own sake (wushha)

[@starleaf-luna]

Why did you write a fake proke comnet Faker oone conmet sf Fajet A K Fake Stoke Fake steo Fake stroke commebt

[@raccoon2760]

What?

[@eloise6198]

Hey y’all just going over there to be sure we can do a good day for dinner and then I’ll be put down.

[@Road_Work_Ahead]

Cat*

[@andymadden8183]

"Are you having a stroke?" "Should I call for help?" *_B O N K_*

[@oceanstarch]

I'm a force of nature! *BONK* If you were from, where I was from? You'd be f**king dead! Grass grows, birds fly, and brotha? I hurt people!

[@bhing182]

Hjelp i haske strok i cont hjelp ir plezz seAnd AmBulnace

[@karolinkiehl4097]

B O N K

[@dallastexas1684]

i0tgf scoutr5 hadesil sio ;

[@MadHymek323]

"Cop or drop?" *"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY"* that killed me lol

[@LukeySkywookie]

2:40 "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY" oml 😂😂😂