r/Ihadastroke | are,.. are you okay?

[@cogniferous2537]

_This is like 14 minutes of Damien being held at gunpoint and forced to summon the devil._

[@cogniferous2537]

@@JODRecaps Yo, Josuke.

[@nerdyvalkyrie9230]

I mean, his music is King Dice's theme...

[@danis6975]

Oi Iggy

[@thecornman3305]

yup basically

[@ok7251]

yo Yotube is jack mak next to name

[@Darweezer]

Man, I love me some “POTASSIUM TOES” for dinner

[@AlabamaMan]

ÿŪnn

[@Sketchybat9404]

Omg I’m dying bruhhhhhhhhhh!

[@nonexistent79]

FBI open up Edit: who the hell liked my reply, it’s a piece of cringe

[@Darweezer]

Jesus I come back after a month and I’ve got over 80 likes

[@novianuzohra290]

Now 90 @@Darweezer

[@jul1us.01]

"McChicken" -Some guy that had a stroke, I hope he's okay.

[@dismal8294]

Kvayeahfdmbxmvsyezxvjzkhfzkcx

[@dismal8294]

I McCr Hickenlooper Like

[@dismal8294]

Ooooo

[@ryanlima7800]

Eggers

[@moadot720]

I just saw that part as I read your comment! 😂 This is like the first time that something like that actually happened to me!

[@KAT-bt5qg]

It's really wholesome that he followed that person back. I bet he just made their day. Well, 2 years ago, but whatever

[@vacantchub7241]

Everyone: Asks a question These types of people: **enchantment table noises**

[@joycenguyen7626]

vacantchub UNDERRATED COMEMENT

[@PROPLAYEN]

Beans

[@hka2501]

*Green beans*

[@vacantchub7241]

Beans

[@busterofballsack]

Beans

[@BlindingLight]

“Smork Alam” I wonder what the guys who made that were smorking when they did it.

[@zirizo]

R/ihadastroke?

[@le4chehenry970]

@@zirizo incorrect.

[@memerboi69.0]

Zirizo yes, this is the video on r/ihadastroke.

[@thatenbypan]

Wtf?

[@Connectitthefancollector]

@•{ g r e e n b u n ø ø } • could be worse

[@flowzeycontent937]

Damien: I’m not tryna get cancelled because of- Ad: *S U N G L A S S E S*

[@criiclouds6908]

MICROBAN IT HEALS MORE BACTERIA

[@tzctlpc]

Ad: *notihng*

[@carlos_did_a_thing]

Ad: spider man far from home on yourube

[@mikesanders6431]

Ad: Facebook

[@4sahi]

AD: ETORO

[@fozian9591]

i actually died at 10:50. The serious tone he took made it all the more funny

[@brockbracken318]

He sounds like a bee 😂🤣

[@theresa.y5221]

10:49

[@montesclarosmyrna7964]

2:21

[@randopotato8498]

Bro sounds like a bee

[@BigChicken-eg4bg]

When's your funeral?

[@Manel-dq2kb]

"But alas, when I returned she was had been a the died." What a heartbreaking story

[@blendyboi5023]

😭🥺

[@retard1464]

I cri

[@toils8722]

*cri

[@napoleonbonaparte8014]

F

[@markwebster8439]

he is speaking the language of gods.

[@akiragrg2908]

Im genuinely amazed by his ability to read gibberish.

[@inannatvearfugl8770]

Yes

[@MakBak-og3sy]

I know he sis tbjzuzh thw best at what br does

[@Erika_556]

Country balls

[@phantolmao]

His native language is Simlish

[@AdamMaroc26]

@@phantolmao It actually is amserismhancan

[@President_Starscream]

I believe these humans have shorted out, someone get a voltmeter.

[@nish7023]

like kaminari after 1.3 million volts

[@SketchyTigers]

Maybe their brain has too much resistance, we need an ohmmeter up in here

[@bjp4869]

You sure they are humans?

[@President_Starscream]

@@bjp4869 ......not anymore

[@synth2257]

It’ll only work if they are synths

[@thelemoncoffee]

0:58 it's the Ibuki icon that sells it for me. I can't look at that and not go "yeah that sounds like her"

[@anjellyka_]

i literally read it in her voice lmfao

[@zekeggy]

epilepsy

[@jack101starZ]

Agreed.

[@isaxeleven]

can we just take a moment to appreciate how fluently damien speaks gibberish

[@circusyeet4118]

he’s bilingual

[@thestevens580]

Yes. Yes we can.

[@mr.viadostem12-e36]

He speaks the language of the gods

[@xvnexus8814]

Yes I know right know good gebbiersh prnucsehr he is like Dmian speks gibbehgredsg second for for speaks language secondly

[@n0verdoze]

*yes*

[@Acytarst]

Damien: sees something funny Damien: Damien: hhhhhhhh (angelic sounds)

[@tyttuut]

Nobody: Damien: *_WHEEZE_*

[@camdenwoolett4877]

King dedede: it is time Kirby: (inhales vacum) King dedede:EVERYONE RUN!

[@Acytarst]

@@JODRecaps hi JODisHere

[@scottwadders2311]

Aware is

[@m1sterch3f7]

Nobody: Damien when he sees something funny: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Us: hhhhhhhhhhh

[@gammatheprotobean1541]

can we all just appreciate how good EmKay is at reading giberish?

[@benjamincurran5799]

Technically, Damien is reading the posts.

[@clarityracc]

May I have some toast?

[@EquinoxWasTaken]

You Mean Damien

[@nobody1500]

Prototoaster lol

[@WookieCookie747]

No, you may not

[@ambiguousCrusteacean]

0:57 Ibuki tries texting Hajime for help when she was about to be killed in the music venue. Unfortunately, Chapter 3.

[@legflavour9007]

11:38 That’s actually just a Swedish typo because the word is actually “Hjälp” which means help. But since ä and ö are close to each other on the Swedish keyboard, it’s easy to make typos. It’s the same thing as accidentally typing hwlp instead of help. 😊

[@spl4ttack]

Hwlp

[@daisukesloverr]

Hjölp

[@TsundereCreeperMagicalGirl]

Hwlp

[@indieandfinn6940]

hwlp in ifoiy

[@bruh.3177]

Ewssn wjkwdhswhssh evagewuiew evegtabbswmj hjölp uiazzjZqakishba

[@mason-wn9fy]

His ability to read to read this is amazing. "McChicken."

[@beingrandomisfun6927]

McChicken indeed

[@RBLXandVlogs]

@@beingrandomisfun6927 Ꭿ McChicken indeed

[@fiveelevenevan]

@@beingrandomisfun6927 fax

[@that1bunny821]

i got that right on my first go and realized how it sounded so i read it 3 more times to make sure i didnt have some weird reading stroke....

[@FurRufusMusic]

@@beingrandomisfun6927 a micdhcikmem

[@domeen0gt895]

'say hi to reddit' 'Mcchicken' Me: He is speaking the language of gods!

[@domeen0gt895]

@@JODRecaps sup

[@amurderofdrunkcrows2587]

My laughed sounded like an alarm tbis funny

[@atoasterontheinternet5058]

Or he wanted McDonald's

[@alfieclaborn4446]

Me 300 like Khhligusutxfklzutdtudgxgixgiofgic Big Mac

[@mayomerstudios]

yho shldnot pose pee

[@lianahawes75]

I swear Damien has the same gibberish reading skill as Matt rose

[@Crev_ce3]

They should collab

[@ElClubGatunoCR]

@@Crev_ce3truly. Sadly, Matt seems to hate/dislike emkay because they keep covering his subreddits

[@TheNewOrchestra]

4:48 The correct way to say it is: "WHY DO THE GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS? I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME." "I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

[@bug_boy]

Ultimate musician approves

[@myarmsrgone]

E

[@pomovesv1.065]

WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOOOOOOOH

[@TheRCSoldier]

I thought it was supposed to be FIR lol

[@daisukesloverr]

@@bug_boy finally someone who is anime in the comments

[@immortalsoldier5629]

Damien is in a perpetual stroke, it's why he can read these so perfectly

[@mundane3809]

Yea because uf yes that will have imm order saw you roght now lmaoooooooi like af

[@cupofstress4762]

@@mundane3809 UH.. Did you have a stroke?

[@gaijinspice6984]

Cup OF Stress r/woosh

[@mundane3809]

@@cupofstress4762 no it was pefrectly asnwereing the comment so like fyou do hvr yo mama so fat

[@notYourBro44]

@@JODRecaps I tel you the tell abuot that vido Ii waatchh adn dontjknow what hhasened b butb me nnnbhuu7nnj p90ooo

[@Van-A-Tizing]

The beginning just killed me.. "Oh dude, it's a SMORK ALAM!"

[@zzszszszszz]

2:50 I love how he still says alas

[@tsunamiisaur1019]

“You know? I would’ve had a wonderful careen in scatting.” DEVIANTART WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@ResidentMilf]

FTR "scatting" also refers to a style of singing where you rhythmically sing nonsense words. Google Ella Fitzgerald

[@indigof7697]

@@ResidentMilf or scatman Jones

[@xri0tt]

Uh oh

[@circusyeet4118]

@ResidentMilf this is now the only meaning of “scatting” I am aware of and I’m going to keep it that way

[@RebelliousRobot]

Scatman John.

[@JahnLemus]

“She was had been a the died”

[@overlordcringe2715]

"Is I am a artist" Not video in the be the can That wasn't in the vid I just wanntedtosayit

[@cesarcasillas8509]

That hit me hard

[@eloise6198]

I Um cucumbre Cabucumber Cumbercu Cucmba Cmbercua Cucubrem Uhg how was does the write that?

[@colin689]

@@eloise6198 Yellow/Brown spheroid

[@Mel0nCake404]

This game is a horrible

[@Ashy_12354]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Nobody in the history of ever: Asriel: I NO BROKE!

[@evelynshiao2800]

U7yyq9828w8w72. Us;;//#×223552112 r/ihdasheck

[@lilkiwi_7977]

Evelyn Shiao I can’t tell if this was on purpose...

[@froxdy2395]

@@evelynshiao2800 are you okay? R/Ihadastroke

[@wooloo4194]

Asirel" Akskebobdoy Ajqlatall Nobrrrrrriwkjwnody ASJNDNSJWJWJWHEVDBAJJSBDFNSJSMADEDIESANDOFMAMAAAAAWKQKWKKWLWLWL

[@TheD4nkestMemer]

@@wooloo4194 are you ok or was that a real stroke

[@littlehomeslice1607]

“It’s not even funny and I laughed.” Damien in a nutshell.

[@sucroseConnoisseur]

this is being drunk, high, and sleep deprived at the same time lol

[@mightuschungus6965]

ya I wanna play is it to be a good game?

[@unoreverse3756]

Yeah, don’t forget hungover to. I’m pretty sure they are all of those things lol

[@jamesvlasuk868]

@@unoreverse3756 hunger

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

s 4 n d3 morning and huch yhrs

[@hiroIim]

@@jamesvlasuk868 ihnghinghingeeieieiettt633333333333tt3gdxbnx lol you...,,,,wwwwww bababebebebeiiiuhhhhssswwesasfsfsssssssswsaaaniajjjjjjooOoOoPPpqSDAfasf dQw4w9WgXcQ dfsdfwseqaswdhjshasyudsasaksjagdhgsywwywywywywyajkdsawlaWwadasdsaffAA WOOOOOP MAMA

[@changbinsmuyahooo2452]

*_McChicken got me laughing for 20 minutes-_*

[@nova_grim696]

same I'm worried tho my parents are upstairs and probably questioning why there's a tea kettle downstairs even tho it's me I'm a tea kettle when I laugh *why is my comment stupid oh well*

[@v1p3rlotus]

@@nova_grim696 mine are wondering why i’m using the spray bottle. *i’m the spray bottle.*

[@nova_grim696]

@@v1p3rlotus yes another person who’s laugh sounds like inanimate objects I’m no longer longer alone

[@v1p3rlotus]

@@nova_grim696 sometimes i sound like a chair squeaking :D

[@inserthandlehere648]

Same

[@poolhead1254]

Damien reading any other subreddit: normal Damien reading this subreddit: IM THE SCAT MAN

[@le4chehenry970]

SKEE BAP BAB BADAP BÖP

[@AdrieJ06]

@@le4chehenry970 SKIBIDI BOP MMMM DADA *BOOOOOOM*

[@le4chehenry970]

@@AdrieJ06 BA BÖ BE BÖP BUBBADAP BAP BAP BAP

[@clodcat5550]

I ruined the 69 likes :)

[@AdrieJ06]

WAIT HOW IN HELL DID I MADE THE BOOOM THING HAVE BOLD FONT WHAT?

[@sunlight941]

11:28, explained: - Man tried to spell "like wtf" and instead got "like grr". - He tried to clarify by saying "no not grr" but got "no not get" instead of it. - He tried to say "ffs" but it got changed to "free". - Once again, astonished by the mess he was making, he tried to yell "WTF" but got "GRR".

[@OriginalRichardson736]

"IM TRYINGBTO SAY WHAY THR FUCK"

[@emmisaryofgilameir1946]

Kinda surprised he hasn’t summoned a demon reading these yet I love his attempts at pronouncing these things Edit:for once I feel acknowledged

[@snakeinaushanka3652]

Defbombx7 maybe he did and. That’s why he can read them good

[@ryderace103]

Idk why but I read “kinda surprised” as kinder surprise

[@a.h.j3379]

yeah "looks at door" right *&#&#'jfjrjxud¥÷&'i;f^i÷r_j¥* ?

[@husky995]

Maybe he is the demon

[@samurexatlas7373]

He has. Richard is just a chill guy, he pulled Zach out of Hell to help out Damien/

[@obsquidian823]

I like how they can spell “Sautéed Cucumbers”, and not “Pickles”. 10:01

[@mrsc3312]

4:47 not 10:01 lol

[@huji-rf8hn]

too far from the original timestamp

[@ItzTerraYT]

...wrong timestamp buddy

[@HakaeRich_69420]

Oof

[@ricegorm]

It's been 2 months, but please edit your comment

[@isabelgoldschmidt205]

You say "potato", I say "Yellow/brown Pottassium toes spheroids"

[@jellyjack_thebonbon]

Y e s

[@Craigmeowmeow]

Y e s

[@david-bd8op]

Y e s

[@z1nn1e]

Y e s

[@PastaPower-64]

*N O*

[@softyturtle2324]

5:17 "Mindset is what separates the best from the rest" 6:47 "I want my food to look the best." He's just a stuttery boi.

[@---di7zu]

How to be famous: 1. Go on the internet 2. In the middle of typing something in a conservation have a stroke 3. Profit

[@saincx0m9]

you missed the ??? part

[@---di7zu]

@Cmdr. Lewdiepie maybe use a Mac pro to make it work

[@pelican7235]

Arnis Mickevics How to be famous: 1. Go on the internet 2. jsjdieiauUuejnfnsjsiiajjSjndjfiifkdmdnjj 3. Profit

[@---di7zu]

@@pelican7235 that's the correct procedure. You're on your way to glory!

[@theraptor9379]

Youm re so re sowoqlqkamaheyan shays suaswase kzqw ?

[@ASweetShortCake]

0:57 That actually fits the character in the profile so much

[@nagitokomaeda3184]

Ibuki

[@Dayapoo56]

@@nagitokomaeda3184 yes

[@rachelwalk7306]

Sayori intensifies

[@littlebodyinkheart]

Ibuki

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

Yeah

[@otlayr3030]

8:18 Sound like a song you'd hear over the radio in India.

[@mossmacarthur504]

souns like hes either rapping or beatboxing

[@katinaborchert2206]

It sounds like he's mimicking drums lol

[@yolkoholic]

He making some beats though

[@ghost-sk3wf]

you know its gonna be a good video when it hasn't even been a minute and you feel like your laughing so hard it feels like your lungs are imploding

[@Mafi-voices]

Damien: *reading snapchat friends list* Also Damien: *Starts beatboxing*

[@dazzzy]

bmhujjjuhbbbbahyshagshtsgsdyygvshvgghjhjvgsadhcguddcd

[@itzflakesfr]

@@dazzzyjchfjfbcjngufbdjffjhfifjfhfjbfkcjfjc

[@whentheyouarethewhen8557]

@@itzflakesfr hajshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@slommylover]

@@whentheyouarethewhen8557 whentwhjghehjgiuharsrbtjsshwwyrn

[@user-asdefterqwy]

Sjwiwucjql1kxjkakqkwkxj1ia81jcjiai1uzjtnekcuuvueixjvjjqiixi2bksoj k3a

[@Inkwell_King]

"Sure, my child." *Toriel intensifies*

[@e5858]

But when I came back, alas, she had the died

[@bobbeii]

no

[@bobbeii]

bad

[@milkylights2]

came when same CAME CAMe she the when her found dead woman ! baxk back kakakwksjjwksoqoajjasssasasasas ass

[@wardenGD]

@@milkylights2 yes this is vere retable

[@kai-yc2io]

If Damien was in My Hero Academia: Name: Damien Quirk: saying gibberish perfectly the first time without stuttering to confuse enemies

[@Jade-dt2wh]

Yes YES A MHA FAN

[@impsoda3713]

Random Human YES

[@liamfaoisidheold]

@@Jade-dt2wh Isn't it technically BNHA?

[@Jade-dt2wh]

@@liamfaoisidheold yeah I guess but I'm saying it as my hero academia not boku no hero academia I feel that this came off as harsh soRry-

[@nicoletteadams1398]

I wore a Toga Himiko cosplay today in public. Yesterday was Uraraka.

[@ThatTransGuy247]

“Aware is” Best inspirational quote I ever heard… I’ll keep that in mind, thank you

[@CompletelyNormalHuman]

„chiknkein nugeget” A truly enlightened person, 2019.

[@rabies_haver]

I am.. *that.*

[@mox.1579]

@@rabies_haver Conoci and mycobacterium boom i make a wtongerer game tractor parts taste good the pil is good tasty but the only dishes are the cow partway

[@sweden1276]

@@mox.1579 i mean, ik thats deliberate but the tractor parts is quite funny

[@crazyrobloxjj]

@@mox.1579 lammamamamamamd ffmfkfkfc, fjckdkfkcjfkrocofkr cjdidjxisjs djdifjd

[@crazyrobloxjj]

@Pump OooooOooooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooospookymonthOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooOooooOooooOoooo

[@thatsmobin1202]

2:18 and this is why I stopped watching Cartoon Network, they had mild strokes every series they made

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

One of them was during the end of Total Drama All-Stars, what a shame

[@user-iy2cg4wf6x]

EXCEEPTT STEVN UNIVERCE CGBVFHBVGHCFHJII

[@discontinuedchannel1016]

R/ihadastroke

[@4kduck947]

everyone here is trying to get on the subreddit and I'm just chillin

[@letmeramble]

OwO UwU R/ihadastroke

[@magicaleevee843]

The fact that 'Wait, I have an idea' is directly after 'PENIS MAN' kinda scares me.

[@LuckySketches]

It's definitely not a good idea, I can tell you that much.

[@aceampora6012]

Senpai.....

[@BinglesP]

It’s his new Mega Man Classic OC, like with the first ihadastroke where he got Business Man

[@D00dleT00nz]

“Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.”

[@stupidbish2546]

I officially died at eggers. i was laughing for 10 minutes straight.

[@Kyle_Reese]

I will collect your laughter and distribute it to other people to make them happy

[@Boable]

ssuje

[@crtG_3983]

if you want demonetization you will need an n

[@SatBehindYouInHealth]

For me it was she was had been a the died

[@Jillickle]

Mine was shut the up one, I cant stop laughing at those ones

[@DeSqBlocki]

And today on EmKay: How do pronounce the microwave sound!

[@amcat8015]

*BRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[@surelyyoujest3200]

*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR food explodes a bit RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*

[@bearboy.]

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *RRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAA JDHSQISHXNDIH AAAAAAA DKSKDHNWKWDHKDKS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* ding!

[@QueenLayla39]

*MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRREEMMRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP*

[@awesomebagel723]

[insert microwave sound here]

[@atotallyrandomperson3889]

Nobody: Damien: *G b o n j u b o l a*

[@kazmakazii]

Also Damien: * wheezing intestifies *

[@karolinkiehl4097]

Adeosun

[@-budgie-4923]

A totally random person I loved that part of the vid XD

[@novaflame4812]

I really needed this for my crippling depression, watching damien speak fluent gibberish xD, thanks man.

[@ToraMaxGamingnevergonnagiveuup]

his gibbrerish is cool

[@applejuiceanimations6667]

No one: Absolutely nobody: Not even a living soul: Damien:**wheeze**

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

NOBODY MEMES ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL, yet it is ded

[@sourmaplesyrup]

Plot twist: How he speaks perfect gibberish is because he’s from the sims

[@c0zmozys]

Chatkess C 😭😭😭😖😖😖😭😭😭😣😫😖😤😭😢😭😭😟😭😭😢😭😭😭😣😭😣😣😭😭😭😭😖😭😖😖😭😭😭😤😭😭😭😭😭

[@sourmaplesyrup]

Bird! Sans y e s

[@_________-____________________]

@@sourmaplesyrup your profile pic... *VH flashbacks*

[@masterboa6321]

SHALOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

[@sourmaplesyrup]

Bot o h

[@colesteinmetz5616]

I wonder how many demons he summons while saying those words

[@liptonicetea1813]

He has summoned, *Him*

[@liptonicetea1813]

🗿

[@usernamehere-0505]

@sirose is this a spell to summon the devil?

[@thestevens580]

Zach.

[@i_need_sleep_2034]

@@liptonicetea1813 the err*tas dude? 😂

[@mikaelaarr4665]

1:00 this is just perfect, they even have Ibuki as their pfp 🤣

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

I can decode 4:32. The question is “How to fall out of the world?” Referring to the void found in Minecraft, and asking about breaking bedrock to get to there in Survival mode. The possible answers are minecart, mining, impossible, and pig-riding. The correct answer is impossible, as bedrock is impossible to break or pass through by only using Survival. It is also true, as the exploit of using saplings to break it instead is impossible as they only go upwards, and they are referring to the void in the Overworld, not the Nether. So, in other words, it’s actually impasbol.

[@cir3875]

"Impasbol

[@AthanasiusChou]

You can use command blokc

[@hUh--]

*_-Pig-_*

[@twistedglow5485]

I've seen people pass thru bedrock in survival mode they did it with ender pearls and pistons Dantdm did it I would link it but I don't know how

[@youraveragetroller4467]

*i like pckles* i use minening

[@n-imator1549]

I swear to god i want someone to try saying "I'm smart" then they say *"I'm Big Brain"*

[@teenysfashion03]

Im smart, big brain

[@arsonneedsserotonin9521]

Me vurry brain big

[@EmKay]

henlo i am 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷

[@teenysfashion03]

@@EmKay b i g b r a i n m o m e n t

[@franciscolupercio9963]

Im big brain

[@Hyenaguy]

"Not funny Laughed" - Damien

[@zeraoratheone8235]

⌐╦╦═─

[@epicgamer-ny4fj]

Not fun Did laugh

[@m1sterch3f7]

69th LIKE

[@EmKay]

damien is a contradiction. he is everything, yet he is also nothing

[@zeraoratheone8235]

@@EmKay why

[@chevroletastra1619]

3:36 Shut the up beatbox

[@HighSpeedToffi]

R/IHadAStroke: have you ever you had you did you wanted you him to do you so you could do anything?

[@Kilomenjaro]

ThatOneGamingFurry, Nice! 😹👌

[@nythrt]

No, I have never I had I did I wanted I him to do I so I could do anything.

[@liptonicetea1813]

Have you ever been to want more like to see what are? Cause I would yeah to see the see and more and you are am?

[@vacantchub7241]

what if a cat ate there’s a cat that eat lasagna large cat cat eats lasagna lasagna *now that’s funny*

[@futabapooping8234]

r/FoUNd tHE MoBiLE uSEr

[@dexemthewise60]

0:58 Ultimate Musician fails to spell "Song"

[@humble_bee1781]

I B U K I M I O D A

[@_smugmaster_4553]

D a n g a n r o n p a g a n g

[@BananaBus38]

Ironic

[@koiclown3304]

JAHSUZHAHZH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT

[@harmonytheneko977]

Lol

[@UrsineStarCluster]

13:06 I translated this immediately somehow- "Why be racist, homophobic or transphobic when you could just be quiet?"

[@EmKay]

impressive! have you considered a career in professional gibberish translation?

[@birchtree7383]

EmKay how much does it pay? Asking for a friend

[@UrsineStarCluster]

@@EmKay Will you hire me?

[@supergamer303]

its a good idea to make r/stroketranslation

[@UrsineStarCluster]

@@supergamer303 I made r/StrokeTranslation! Thanks for the great idea! :3

[@STUAA2024]

1:12 Not only is he good at speaking gibberish, he did a decent Brody Foxx's impression too, A+

[@that1bunny821]

" pottoes, potassium toes, Potatos" me: i now have many ways on how to say potatos, thx reddit! XD

[@maua12]

Zvcftfdtjvchjbghiopknhkkjhfdfdsd

[@lobsterenthusiastd7996]

I not have own potasos what? Poatosaaasszaazesbdhhxbhfgdugsugdusyudyusdyudusyud me I them not own posydghyysstatoshhfb I not hshdbhdududhddh potatoes

[@alieng7883]

@@lobsterenthusiastd7996 jnjnfjdsnfjnjnj njkwdne mamosiugs iks deridsj

[@_Iecii]

@@lobsterenthusiastd7996 Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead othehhhgnig!

[@_Iecii]

@Simon Iburg Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead otheh!

[@GatorPuppetFilms]

11:50 *Ah yes, Penis and Ferd, my favorite anime...*

[@vuxify]

XD

[@discxple]

The best u can get rn

[@alexgamer4009]

Lol

[@rahdofoos1669]

あなたはフィニアスを期待していましたが、それは私でした。

[@youraveragetroller4467]

I like Puenius and FrerF

[@pantomine.]

Nobody: Firefighters: do you have a *s m o r k a l a m*

[@alexthealex7492]

esrdtfyuio

[@epicsoul8136]

Thumbnail Translated for people on a lower cognitive level: Dori: “Hi, I hate you.” Melmon: “I know.”

[@ricestrange]

What does the narrator box say?

[@epicsoul8136]

@@ricestrange I don’t know. I’ll go back to this video to work on it. Be back in 2 minutes.

[@Nat-irl]

@@epicsoul8136 You said 2 minutes.

[@epicsoul8136]

@@Nat-irl I Had to get Milk…

[@gunpon1803]

@@epicsoul8136 then what IS it

[@cierrapoo908]

mom, can we get potatoes? no, we have potatoes at home. the potatoes at home: 2:25

[@mothwiingz]

*p o t h o l e s*

[@icebearpl188]

POTASSIUM TOES

[@WizzOfIzz]

*POTTOES*

[@ducko3484]

Pota po pp patoo toast puta pota tat atatatara toes pat o sss patAtoons possum toes possstashios pantoe toes pe tati tai toopot ai toe pee potatooss

[@Crystal_500]

*P o T h O l E s* *?*

[@popotofyn]

"But alas, when i returned, she was had been a the died" Kinda reminds me of "Man door hand hook car door"

[@Mare_Man]

*Mr. Sandman*

[@kaydenql664]

That was so funny. She was had been a the died 😂💀

[@elemenopi9239]

Just an Average Dragon *Man me a sand*

[@shadowmoon60054]

EmKay: "It's hurting my brain" Advert 1 second later: "how old is your brain"

[@SANSYYGAMESFAKE]

56 Gallon.

[@3starsburningbright]

jdjajsjdjsjshsjsgdkaajsvshshashu

[@madmynk]

@Bird Jam PM 0p9ooppp9oiiiollo Lll,ooooooplllpaasssss

[@SANSYYGAMESFAKE]

@@3starsburningbright Thanks for the info!

[@miannamaris]

Yes this is no cats editors of funny australian yes

[@angelshallneverrise]

what Fahad Ahmed means [ 4:09 ]: AirPods users: You're literally broke. AirPods Pro users: What? I can't hear you! [i didnt know why "no" was included]

[@slayjay5741]

I’m not joking, first thing I see, “Smork Alam” I’m dying of laughter

[@destanieyes91]

Fork and halam

[@destanieyes91]

Tfufigfidkkssdfuucv

[@destanieyes91]

5?5;?5j(#sdf

[@destanieyes91]

MlsosOfofdzj8)1/9)/&?;;:,8,?9)8(?~~*_+_++>+>?+>?+>???,%..}.#|,,^* givzaodYsYSYSTrarzstdycucuufccufcfuxufxudFIFZyzfxt__}4-4/4/:4?(88,,)/9-::5-4|7>?**>!+>!++?

[@funnyfoolsgaming6859]

*"What the hell happened here?"*

[@rayneefloof5096]

“OoooooOoooooOoooOoooooOoooo” - Cartoon Network

[@ThereforeTower]

*3*

[@VigorousVirgo]

[adult swim]

[@NeovenatorGuy]

I am a very very nice guy but I’m a fan of the game but it is really annoying to play and I have to do it with my iPad and it has a lot of lag and it has been a bit laggy and it keeps crashing when it comes back up on the iPad version and it keeps crashing on my iPad so it keeps crashing me on uuujdhddjrudjjdjddjsjj(%;%/#(-*@/#*@=#(-=-*%@#$-€€£§£_§€~…^[[[[[[§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§€3¥£{_8_]…¥9_{_>_9_{_0_}_9_{_]_]_]8_]8_7]_…]8…_]8…_]…_74^]

[@paravostok]

@@NeovenatorGuy you verify me know how much is my son's school today but it's blue sky news about to leave,a little later and then,so if he wants you killed on your computer is to commit himself with that in mind when they get their God and now have been bodybuilding supplements and they don't

[@OccasionalArtGuy]

@@paravostok you okay..?

[@kazooitchyfizzydrink778]

1:07 that is Ibuki mioda. This is normal. This is how she communicates.

[@7__sana]

aka best girl

[@luvcoric]

「αѕтerι」 True

[@pangolinh]

nah man its yung venuz beatboxing

[@sofiavpowell]

YES

[@flokus]

ibuki woman and kokichi man are in here

[@catnip694]

_godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died._

[@circuit-2925]

8:18 sounds like he is humming to the beat of some sick remix (idk sounded weird)

[@-boxedbobcat-3270]

EmKay is crowned. Reason: Good sense of humor, Good at reading weird gibberish and jokes.

[@Old_Channel_E]

He must just be German then!

[@Old_Channel_E]

Germans have all three

[@squibkib]

EmKay *and* Matt Rose. They're the best fr

[@elisolofsson3313]

it just sounds like Damien is just speaking the sims language

[@charleswestover8483]

Simlish?

[@wudman13]

Elis Olofsson lol

[@nohintshere]

[casually clicks video] me: oh this looks like a cool video Damien: *speaks rapid perfect Simlish* me: ok

[@jinchaeji]

0:48 the way you said it, made me almost spit my drink all over my laptop-

[@slurqt]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LITERALLY DIES AT THIS SUBREDDIT

[@-budgie-4923]

Uxbiz nope

[@miyuverseofficial]

Nah fam

[@midobruh2096]

Oi looz me carp on suob redtit so bab thawt meg hac stork

[@tristanperciful6609]

@@midobruh2096 I can't tell if you actually had a stroke or did it for the meme

[@woods2water-fishing]

HLP SRRMK IS HAV PL HOLP MER SROKS IS APPNI

[@merasheepmsp7193]

Me: ay yo bro what's the wifi password?? My boi: It's on the back of the router The wifi password : 10:49

[@lenaking9493]

“Me”:- insert ok meme-

[@Thomas-ie7mu]

You have made men laughed anal in haveo no means mean of stpping

[@abyssofsaltytuna7795]

@@Thomas-ie7mu yes

[@balala8668]

Fggt551yx_G6a7a8h

[@Jeffyjohn07]

Setsxfgcdhtcyyrcfctycdtr sescawe dhgcghgvjhvjkherxsdrxrt

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

8:19 Love him or hate him He's spitting straight facts

[@s4mpl3._.t3xt.]

"Oh dude its a smork alam!" bro💀

[@KingLaZrButBad]

"Say hi to reddit" "McChicken"

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

Stolen!

[@KingLaZrButBad]

@@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 Me traveling the globe to find who asked

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

@@KingLaZrButBad I don't need somebody's consent to say something dude.

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

@@KingLaZrButBad Besides. Everybody who steals a comment is just a beggar that is hungry for likes. Read the comment on the top, it says something that is similar to what you said.

[@JH-jx7kw]

@@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 They just quoted what was in the video. Also, Stolen is technically a stolen comment ; )

[@Shuffles_Art]

This entire sub reddit can be described in 7 words: "He's speaking the language of the gods"

[@pyrateruby]

*E*

[@destinyyoung7347]

K

[@TH-yg7cm]

1:06 THAT PERSON’S IBUKI MIODA PFP MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

[@WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO NOTICED

[@paintingroxy1668]

@NOOBIEST uhm... r/ihadastroke

[@isaacjohnmagno4789]

ehhh im gunno gi wiat woht hlpe ehhlp

[@WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself]

@@isaacjohnmagno4789 r/Ihadastroke

[@c0zmozys]

damvbrajr fnfopa grbvf rggbnngnhnntngntergrngngrfrr

[@nathanreno7739]

Emkay has unlocked a new superpower: being able to speak gibberish without having a stroke himself 😂

[@theicetypesnivy6983]

1:00 This feels on character for Ibuki

[@theicetypesnivy6983]

Sounds about right

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

what???

[@Oliwoli11]

FRR

[@Oliwoli11]

@@TheSomeRandonGuy WOAH MIKAN PUTTING DOWN IBUKI FOR BEING STUPID NOT CLICKBAIT!!11!

[@janzimon12]

HEHRFEGVKLÑv official kabig ng hkg UK nv

[@R4tdepic]

“Mother, can we have yellow/brown spheroid for dinner?” “No, we had that last night”

[@gamingwiths2110]

"I can speak perfect gibberish" -Damien, 2k19

[@aceampora6012]

GamingwithS 21 he also said we can touch him........

[@gamingwiths2110]

@@aceampora6012 where...? 😏

[@aceampora6012]

GamingwithS 21 wherever you please....😏

[@gamingwiths2110]

@@aceampora6012 r/cursedcomments

[@aceampora6012]

GamingwithS 21 you know you needed this today. You know it.

[@taylormusa2433]

3:13 Egg be like, Lets go…

[@kokichioma4519]

1:02 we respect a girl with ibuki as her pfp.

[@DuneTheKaiju]

:D

[@angel.sgruuu]

We respect Kokichi.

[@kokichioma4519]

@@imsotired8962 no

[@mj3577]

Yeaaaaaaah!

[@dallastexas1684]

wefuin igl wiht dirgl h ihdklhldsl

[@therakeplayerdoggo1673]

No one: Random person: this game is a very cursed and will haunt ruin *and b r a i n*

[@therakeplayerdoggo1673]

r/ihadastroke

[@ejdjghtj5931]

aaaa o noh hrt at

[@ducko3484]

It iz bad nu juko it dead moy lily bwodoor nut guud basd gam very a horiball go dealate it it it it it it

[@karolinkiehl4097]

Oh yeah, this is big brain time !

[@vengfulhowl]

5:04 Translation: Florida man edits news headline to cover up what he did.

[@epicbasedman]

I love the duality of emkay "Renember you can always choose your parents" (Next video) "OH MY SMORK ALAAM"

[@amtheminer3803]

I feel like this subreddit was made for Damien to sound like hes reading brail in morse code out loud

[@thestevens580]

Hunter Hurst mine eleephont

[@thestevens580]

Hunter Hurst ye

[@SP.R.T]

1:02 Idk why but it made me laugh when I saw Ibuki in the persons profile pic thing-

[@JACK101Star]

I didnt notice that was ibuki

[@izurukamakura.566]

YESSSS IBUKII

[@brain0Faiden]

I made a comment like this lol-

[@r0n1x41]

i was about to comment that, but ok

[@NyehNyeh12]

SAME

[@clomollier8447]

As a non-native english speaker, I sometimes have to listen to some sentences twice when I really don't pay attention. And then I remember the subreddit.