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[@gotyourballsinabag]

The title says "Happy,happy,happy" and I felt that. Thanks for the happiness boost, Emkay❤

[@user-dv2mn3cu4x]

Sunshine sunshine, all I really need is a smile smile smile (that's my current me)

[@gotyourballsinabag]

@@user-dv2mn3cu4x good for you mate

[@tiredasexual_8334]

delusion

[@elliottsgamingstuffegs8768]

delusion

[@phloxJPEG]

delusional

[@purple4216]

My family and I called the mixture of every drink "Swamp Water". I find it often tasted like bubblegum or cotton candy.

[@jenniferhart559]

Yep, "swamp water" for me too. As a military kid, I would've been living in Nevada, Virginia, and England during those 'formative years.' I don't know if it depends on region, or maybe it was the time period? 1981-92.

[@awesierra704]

I've called it jungle juice but swamp water is a close second.

[@Zadanoire]

@@awesierra704*Same*

[@estenslop]

one time our middle school jazz band was on tour. we went to pizza ranch and a group of my friends started making an absolute cocktail. it contained pizza, ice cream, various drinks from the fountain, and a whole lot of other stuff i don’t remember. it looked abomidable, and tasted terrible, and i’m pretty sure there was even a piece of food off the floor in it. it’s incredible no one got food poisoning

[@LeafyDex]

I once mixed literally everything at the table into one drink once (every soda, water, ketchip, salt, etc.) Drank a little, almost threw up. I now call every mix a substance after that nightmare I made

[@NoLife0090]

16:29 The unwarranted awkward pause after Robin's statement is probably the single most unexpected, hilarious thing in this entire video. Well done, editor

[@thatparticularpencil5079]

Omg this is what i came here for

[@KnightSlasher]

Seeing memes irl is something so beautiful that even the least memey memers can't help but smile at the amazing situation

[@bigboi5544]

i swear if i see you one more time

[@Real_Vivaldi]

As someone who's dad is a bus driver, i can confirm that he just pushes the door shut.

[@yukismith4518]

Can also confirm with dad who was a bus driver. He just pushed it closed. Was never around with how he opened it though. So that’s a mystery. /joking

[@v_da_crackhead]

I saw a bus driver push a button on the outside of the bus that closed the door and opens it when he's outside 🤯

[@greenxlady4585]

​@@v_da_crackheadI saw one open the car brand logo at the front and push a button that was underneath

[@nigmoment7240]

In my city the bus door switch is right next to the driver window, so they reach in through the window to open the door

[@trianglemoebius]

Maybe it's just in the UK, but I'm pretty sure our bus drivers just have remotes. That's normally how you open or close cars without using the handle, so I'm not sure why that isn't people's first guess, even if it's wrong in their country and they just push it.

[@embertheunusual8036]

3:24 showed this to my plane nerd friends, and their conclusion was that it could potentially work. Probably some kinda boat plane, which would make the underside propeller make sense

[@gamer708886]

We called the mixed sodas "a suicide". Then we got over and began mixing specific amounts of a few sodas for a specific taste. O-O

[@RainbowMama143]

Yep, we called it a suicide

[@angstyuchiha]

I actually WHEEZED laughing when Robin insulted the community college mansion

[@Noblehowl1]

Growing up, mixing all the soda fountain flavors into one drink was called a Kamikaze. I never heard it referenced as anything else growing up, but once I moved away from my hometown I have never met anyone else who called it that. I think small linguistic things like that are fun.

[@The-one-who-drives]

We just called it "mixing all the fountain sodas together"

[@imhere1303]

Graveyard is a wild name choice

[@lavaeggpotato]

1:45 my dad once casually brought up that he didn't finish school past the 10th grade and i said out loud "hold on" and forced him to elaborate

[@rossobrien7358]

5:15 "reclaim" feels like an appropriate term there

[@Onyx102]

Liberate

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

6:01 They always make the mistake of giving me creative freedom when writing essays. I will find away to put angst in there even if it is just for one tiny bit. It's kinda fun to figure out where and how to put it in there.

[@kittydemonoverkill]

1:24 yeah, people could do that, but it's so much more fun to try to piece it together first like some kind of demented Jigsaw puzzle, and THEN ask and see how much you got right.

[@v1k1ng80]

13:24 is wrong. It was not cinnamon buns, but another Swedish pastry called semla. He had also eaten a lot of food before the semlor (plural of semla). And it's more of a myth than anything, the actual reason of death was a stroke, according to a quick search. Though, his general eating habbits most likely contributed to his death.

[@JUMALATION1]

You are absolutely right. I already wrote my own comment before I noticed yours, but here's a copypaste if others are interested: His death bulletin says "Hans Maj:ts dödsfall har skett av indigestion av hetvägg, surkål, kött med rofvor, hummer, kaviar och champagnevin". This translates as "His Majesty died from indigestion from Swedish eclair, sauerkraut/fermented cabbage, meat with turnips, lobster, caviar and champagne wine". (Hetvägg is loosely translated, nowadays hetvägg means semla in Sweden and fastlagsbulle in Finland, same thing.)

[@MinTea14]

3:46 I never did that. I have mixed Pepsi and mountain dew with blue raspberry and we called it "hulk"

[@MinTea14]

8:00 just lie. Say you're busy

[@abbycollins]

I mixed almost all the fruit flavored sprites in the freestyle machine (aka equal parts cherry, peach, strawberry, and orange), I usually called it fruity punch or tropical punch, and it was delicious

[@mrquackalot553]

Mixing all the drinks is what my family and friends usually call "The Witch's Brew".

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

6:03 Speak for yourself, Robin, I literally had this experience with a book I had to write an essay about earlier this year, in my 6th semester of college.

[@paperstrawsYT]

Exactly, I like writing stuff

[@DStein22]

10:34 This happens because when we're a child we taste bitter things as more bitter than they actually are. This changes as we grow old.

[@redpandamurphy]

3:30 From now on, I am calling it a hyperglycemic attack because after finishing that, you are probably going to end up with one.

[@awesomestyles]

11:27 Seen this clip before, and I must say, that was actually a pretty decent impression. Be it a coincidence or not, I'm impressed.

[@gwinnr6134]

I call it the "I dont think my body could survive that shit despite being a young adult" soda

[@solgaleo3533]

2:20 “We’re here for a good time, not a long time”

[@matthewboire6843]

That seems like americas motto at this point

[@Squish-E]

3:38 I’ve been abusing my college meal plan to do alchemy with the coke freestyle machine You know that feeling when you sit on your leg wrong and it starts tingling? You can get that as a beverage by combining cherry sprite, root beer, and any 4 colors of fanta

[@wizwitch5318]

12:10 One of the funnier moments of my life was once, when I was in middle school, my dad made a comment about how I wasn't allowed to have kids before I got married I pointed out I was born before my parents got married, and my mom just started laughing

[@DragonsAreAwesome45]

8:00 "Yes, I am free. No, you do not get to change that."

[@allankaige7364]

There aren't allergy shots for food allergies. But, in the recent years I've seen some progress. On another note, I did get bit by a tick as a child (likely several times with different tick) and I did turn out to be allergic to some meats as a young adult. However, I am no longer allergic to meats. Cool stuff.

[@indecisive1102]

2:39 why do mansions always have to have a whole wall of windows? I don't want people to be able to see me all the time bro, and I especially wouldn't if I was a celebrity

[@lenaarhur8720]

My suspicion was that the term ‘suicide drink’ for mixing all of the sodas came from an old Calvin and Hobbes comic where they were selling drinks (a la a lemonade stand) that clearly had mud and shit mixed in, and the sign said ‘suicide drinks’. Never even heard of the other names for those drinks though

[@autobotjazz1972]

It predates Calvin and Hobbes ( Great comic though) I am 50 and i was using that term as a kid in the 1980s

[@barletproductions]

I grew up hearing it called that myself but I'm almost 22, to my knowledge at least in my family, and probably city, we called it that because mixing all them would have the potential to fucked ya stomach up so much you'd have a few minutes of screen time later. Like it's a suicide for ya tum, but it could also be because it's nuking ya kidneys too lol

[@lenaarhur8720]

I was not expecting to learn so much about obscure slang from this, but I can’t say I’m complaining

[@wesleyward5901]

0:17 Not a bus driver, but I've noticed that when bus drivers leave the bus, they pull a little handle above the door that opens it and closes it shortly after. Just FYI this is UK buses, dunno if they do it differently elsewhere.

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

I thought there was a button beside the door. I guess even different parts of the UK do it differently (i'm familiar with stagecoach myself)

[@reyuji_]

In Brazil, urban buses have a button underneath the "front hood", so they just open the hood, press the button and the door opens like it was done from the inside. Rural buses either have a improvised lock or they push the side window and press the door button tho. And tourism buses like the Marcopolo G8 just gets a driver's door.

[@nefwaenre]

1:15 This legit happened today when dad told us about his school days. Those were some wild, WILD stuff from Egypt in the 70s and 80s.

[@jlord5078]

For the mixed soda one, I'd call it "bastard alchemy".

[@vanevanhaagen4011]

4:28 I have it with games: "Its only 25 bucks, its on sale..." and now, 3 years later, i am rapidly approaching 400 games

[@KYCDK]

nah, I do go through the "this is fun writing the essay" but I'm guaranteed to get on it quicker if it's something I genuinely enjoy. I wish we could just analyse any piece of text for certain themes, we could choose any text we want, but we gotta relate it to the question. it would be so fun

[@WhatsInANameArts]

the small few moments of silence after Robin admitted to lighting his balls on fire was perfectly timed

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

7:38 I like to say, "Free, but not available." No extraneous details. It's efficient; ppl just assume you have a commitment, & accept your decline...ment? inaction? I dunno, bit the point is they accept you saying no & they move on.

[@nebulousconfiguration]

Mixing every soda fountain drink- we called it a garbage drink, because it usually looked like the trash liquid that accumulates in the bottom of dumpsters, which also lead to dumpster soda and trash soda often being used. This wasn't just my family but growing up, kids in my age range also called it that, so not sure if it's a local thing or a generation thing (I was born in '96 and hung around with those born between '92 (high school seniors when I was a freshmen) and '00 (my younger brother and his friends, also freshmen when I was a senior), so like baby millennials to elder genZs). I'm also just a fan of calling any more than two liquids mixed together "jungle juice", regardless of alcohol content.

[@Proud_of_Yourself]

13:48 This was my mom one winter who just barged into my room to warm it, I love her, but she could've asked me, a person who would rather freeze to death instead of overheat, instead of just opening the door and leaving it

[@Ferrari255GTO]

The mixed sodas thing were called "Flavorbomba drinks" when i was a kid between friends.

[@lisicacandraw2928]

For mixing all the drink options, everyone I know has called it swamp water. Sometimes it’s a hit, sometimes it’s a miss😅😂

[@personwhoexistsforsomereason]

"ALABMAMA" made my freaking day.

[@asveses5730]

Fun Fact: The bus driver closes the door when he gets out because there's a lever. Or at least Brazilian busses have levers on the outside that, when pulled by the driver (using the bus key to lock and unlock), open and close the door.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Indeed, The Long Drive teaches you this

[@perrymoser3014]

Nice, almost all the buses where I live have driver doors, where they have direct access to their seat.

[@bleedingroze]

4:15 there was a background noise in an episode of Invader Zim that sounded like my mom saying my name from downstairs and that f**ked me up bad one late night.

[@karoleq3129]

4:00 these ads are getting better and better

[@rocketdyneF1]

8:30 that’s the Wallace monument in Stirling, Scotland.

[@sagardeb9725]

My reaction was more like: woah 😯

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

Lone Star Tick allergies ARE temporary. They're also not an effective way of stopping people from eating meat, because the reaction is very delayed, often by DAYS, meaning the person affected often won't know what triggered the reaction.

[@duskjumper]

"Pond Water" is what I call when you mix a bunch of drinks together

[@tapwater4425]

A furious cocktail. That’s what mixing every fountain drink should be called.

[@cynmaloy9536]

Me IRL just hits a little too close, I dont know whether to be happy about it or severely depressed

[@Ferrari255GTO]

It means it's relatable, the conclussion is we're human and we share plenty of "neish" stuff within each other that is basically unspoken about.

[@denverarnold6210]

​@@Ferrari255GTOniche*

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

For the soda mix, I call it "an everything" or just "a mix", but I remember one of my parents called it a suicide

[@Ferrari255GTO]

14:00 FUCK. YES. This is amazing, because great or not a goblin gamer cave CANNOT be disrespected. Even in the struggle, the play doesn't tumble. A sing of what it is and of what it will once become.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

3:11 YO GIMME WHAT HE DRANK

[@senri3125]

5:20 The reason why the British Museum keeps all of their stuff rather handing it back is because most leaders they would give the artifacts and pieces back to, are likely corrupt and will sell off the cultural items rather keep it. Atleast, that's one of the many reasons why.

[@Exe_gaming030]

11:27 the fact that in the classic series Sonic will literally die if you don’t move for too long makes this better for me

[@squrvy]

EmKay never fails to pump amazing content into us and leave us dripping with joy

[@datfirstthingis]

dude

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Come again?

[@Itz._.Sage..]

such a real moment. 🎉

[@squrvy]

@@MSRTA_Productions😏

[@arfbarksnarlgrrrowlbarkawooo]

@@MSRTA_Productions I think i just might~ lmao

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

9:50 I find it more entertaining to listen to my friends talk about it then to actually read or watch it.

[@Rainok]

2:11 what in the unholy f is that?

[@the_eryn8336]

mixing all of the drinks is what I liked to call a toxic concoction

[@Benwut]

For us here in Perth, Western Australia, I've mostly heard people call mixing all the drinks a Hell Mix, but I have heard suicides, frozen Vegemite, and icy diabetes in the past too, although mainly from like 1-2 people each, usually from friends who moved here from somewhere else.

[@Karmatic_303]

2:48 once I had a really bad headache and I didn’t tell my mom for this exact reason. I ended up sleeping early and waking up at 2:25, instead of being reasonable I read fan-fiction until 6. This inspired me to wake up at 5 and get a sleep schedule just to fucking read fanfics. Anyway, turns out I just needed an orange pill to solve it.

[@MintMaplewood]

When I worked at a movie theatre in high school, we called mixing all the sodas together "Swamp Water."

[@Newbinator]

11:10 I swear when I watch a series I get to paranoid that I might finish the series and not conserve it over the span of maybe a few days or weeks (depending on how long the series is) so like after a few episodes I don't even watch it anymore :c WHYYBRAIN

[@andreasmaurstad7227]

Norwegian here. I havent got any tips, but then again its very uncommon to tip here. The one time i did get one was from a lady who was so pleased that i let let her use the employees bathroom (there were no other toilets at the mall) gave me the equivilent of $10 and i was like ''hey you forgot this'' She responded with ''That's for you :) ''

[@lynneconklin917]

I don't know what determines how long the meat allergy (actually allergy to mammal meats, something to do with alpha galactin enzymes) but my brother was diagnosed 13 years ago. He can still eat chicken, turkey, fish, seafood, shellfish, a d he's still able to eat animal products like cheese, milk, butter, etc.

[@richardchung9762]

Speaking from experience and to who ever need this, a cheap and good way to break the cycle is by making small and reachable goals. Don’t need to be much, something as simple as “I will wake up at x am everyday”, “I am going to go to x at least ones a week”, or even “I am going to farm this much gold today”. It will take a while, but eventually, you will find yourself doing more. You will shower more often, you can now wake up feeling energized, and your anxiety will starts to take over your depression.

[@i_am_da_strange1568]

I've seen a comment about someone's dad being a bus driver and they just push the doors shut. However ive also seen another guy that drives busses for a school and he disables the security, (after shutting the main door everyone else goes through) then he just jumped out of the bus, shut the door, then walked out. Different areas might be told different rules on hiw to exit it or something, though

[@senittoaoflightning4404]

0:22 at least on our buses there is a button on the front (outside) of the bus, which can, together with a lock be used to open/close the door.

[@SkullzWild]

for the question of the mix drink I call it the "OH GOD WHY" because it either could be like a OH GOD WHY IS IT GOOD or replace Good with bad

[@allstarzombie_7]

I call mixing all the drinks a soup-of-side soda.

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

I saw a meme that made me die laughing whilst looking for a good morning picture in Russian. I stumbled on the best me irl thing ever. Both my parents and my brother laughed at that it was so relatable. It said something along the lines of: Me: *puts alarm at 6am* Alarm: Wakes me at 6am Me: (there was a picture of a cat on the bed looking pisses as hell) Such an exquisite meme.

[@Freaky_bush]

Saturday we go on a 6h hike and Sunday we do more chores than humanly possible

[@thaneblayls5491]

1:35 Missed out on it, I was just born but I should’ve bought a house instead of learning how to live.

[@mlghero777]

At about 14:30 the test meme hit different. I wasn't able to do my primary school SAT's so, this, I know.

[@chs9999]

The British museum: you're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

11:55 mine kinda does tho, if there’s a problem with an animal my alarm bell goes off. It’s unfortunately always right.

[@H1eR0GLIpHiCS]

I've always called a mix of every fountain soda a "mish-mash".

[@GalaxiaKnightX]

I remember back in high school around the junior year. That I would do the graveyard drink all the time. Combining coco-cola, dr.pepper, mountain dew, mountain dew code red, and catcus cooler. Man that takes me back. Made me extremely hyper after lunch period was done.

[@damoji5332]

Water tastes immaculate and Robin has never been more wrong

[@lena_loves_you]

*3:30* I have never heard either of those names. I usually just call it the “mom’s gonna be mad at me” tbh

[@LemonPrincey]

By the way the tick that makes you allergic to meat only affects red meat and no, it doesn't go away. My dad had that so we replaced everything with turkey since.

[@Champion_Kiki]

Robin saying “Boobin” will never not be funny

[@2000TheKrewExtras]

Honestly I call the mix of soda flavors "The almighty one"

[@littlebirdie2634]

The short silence after Robin recommends not watching you set your balls on fire or whatever had me reeling. I didn’t quite get the meme but the silence was hilarious

[@SKYPORF]

1:00 no, it never goes away, and you have to avoid red meat for your whole life

[@matthewboire6843]

OH

[@realgod1002]

3:36 at my old billiards club we simply called it "The Mix". except for us it was Fanta, 7up, Coke and Cassis (basically wine without the Alcohol in it). It looked a mess but by god we loved drinking that stuff every saturday

[@gamerpinecone]

The "plane" at 3:20 is an ekranoplan, a Soviet design from the Cold War. It's basically half plane, half ship and half hovercraft. It could go really fast when flying slightly above the water, but it was limited to calm waters and it had a horrible turning radius, so it could only be operated in the Caspian Sea. The project was eventually abandoned and the biggest one, the Caspian Sea Monster is just rotting away somewhere in Russia. Also this one seems to have a massive propeller mounted on the tail. No idea what all the equations on the right mean

[@Navoii.]

0:13 yeah no I have already thought about that, because that was almost a direct quote from a comment someone posted on a picture of that

[@IllyasArt]

Water taste terrible, but I started using Cirkul water flavoring. Been drinking water via that method for months, and I feel miles better than when I drank pepsi. I legit drank soda for my only drink basically my entire life, and my god, was my body happy about actually getting water, haha. (PS: The strawberry kiwi flavor tastes sorta close to Dr pepper!)

[@dumbozach]

people who say water tastes bad are not humans

[@IllyasArt]

@@dumbozach I'd say it would depends on your state/country, as water quality varies. That is, even with a filter. For where I live, the water quality is good, but just taste like nothing at all.

[@dumbozach]

@@IllyasArt I like to flavor my water with my piss, gives it a strong flavor thats pretty noticeable

[@amandafrederickson3764]

​@@IllyasArtThis. The water source and how it's treated affects the taste so much. Where I'm currently living, it doesn't technically taste "bad" so much as it awkwardly feels like slime when it hits your mouth.

[@barletproductions]

​@@IllyasArtdon't forget the smoothness or not affect it too as well as the temperature

[@randomcarno11]

0:18 the window to the left of the driver is normally actually a door that the driver uses to get in and out

[@V1_The_Machine]

How come nobody is talking about how absolutely GOD TIER that Ian McDirmond impression was?

[@starjam69]

3:45 I've always called a mix of fountain sodas diet Dr.kelp

[@justaperson4656]

13:00 this probably isn't what it's about, but part of my cultures (pagan and celtic) include putting pieces of paper in holes like that, with wishes written on. Those papers are then put in paper or wood rafts, set afloat on the sea or rivers, and burned. I doubt that's what's happening in chipotle, but that's what cones to mind

[@wasas3877]

"are you free rn?" "what do you want"

[@PixilatedLives]

1:14 My dad has said he went to jail (still never told us why), he’s worked on a farm in his teens bc he lied about his age, drove a tractor and other vehicles by lying about his age, and he told me the other day he bought a car without his parents knowing. They found out the same day tho

[@greysenmachan2928]

I called it "Mixing the Drink Flavours"

[@TheNoiseRator]

9:52 me and my brother and our Sunday morning chores

[@pirobot668beta]

It's the Lone Star tick, it's causes 'alpha-gal syndrome' or AGS. Not Lyme disease! Red meat has alpha-gal enzymes, an infected person becomes allergic. These ticks are common in the Northeast part of the US.

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

I live in the northeast AAAAAAAAA

[@soalsan2238]

We called it suicide in Central Indiana, but we also had different names for just mixing 2 or 3, with the names changing depending on what you used.

[@pixelzwithaz]

I call mixing soda flavors “swampwater”

[@V1_The_Machine]

The Council Of Cantaloupe has declared you a wanted man, Mr. Robin. Be careful.