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[@TheHotBlade]

History teachers: [Exist.] Oversimplified, CrashCourse, Simple History, etc.: *Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.*

[@the_loud_one9883]

Bill Wurtz History of the world

[@BGDMusic]

and bill wurtz

[@sevengnomesinatrenchcoat]

bill wurtz taught me more than my history teacher has so far because i actually remember what the video teaches me

[@donk2c]

My Texas history teacher used crashcourse

[@prismic_]

wtf wheres Sam O'Nella

[@elizar666]

Robin getting genuinely angry when fan art creators underestimate themselves is so pure

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

"But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear."

[@matthewmac5787]

He could preach the Bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire

[@debillington9239]

@@matthewmac5787 But, the man was the kind of teacher women would desire. *cue the best chorus to any song ever*

[@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152]

@@debillington9239 ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen, there was a cat that really was gooooone

[@Jjjj-ue6wq]

" Ra, ra, rasputin Russias greatest love machine it was a shame how he carried oooon"

[@iconicbarbsnickiminajposte5802]

@@Jjjj-ue6wq *cool background music* du du du du du du du du

[@silverflight01]

"It's just a water bottle, dude." "No, it could be anything! Poison, explosive liquid, anything other than water!" "JESUS CHRIST, RYAN! YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE THIS FOR THE PAST FIVE DAYS!" "But what if the bottle was a bomb?" *"R Y A N , P L E A S E !"*

[@deendarcy37]

What I'd killar queen touched that water bottle RYAN STANDS DON'T EXIST PLEASE STOP

[@realTheAlex915]

TSA in a nutshell

[@immortalgoat3559]

Robin: gets to the r34 part... Claping ensues Me: I hope he's just clapping

[@RaraZeCat]

who tf slaps it so hard it makes a sound?

[@granite8236]

@@RaraZeCat That meme is shit

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Yeah that went on for a little too long at a little toooo steady of a pace...

[@immortalgoat3559]

@@dragonwithamonocle exactly

[@stvmbling_scientist]

time?

[@gamtri6965]

Me a big brain: Games with good graphics, fun gameplay, interesting story, AND original ideas.

[@__Insanity_]

Most Developers: "Best I can do is graphics."

[@ratstyle5468]

1:06 one time, I saw an internet debate turn into a conversation, then a full fledged friendship. They were literally talking about their home lives and comparing them after debating on whether a statement was homophopic. I love the internet

[@peepeepoopoodoodoohead]

imagine

[@slimewizard7350]

@@peepeepoopoodoodoohead no I wont

[@peepeepoopoodoodoohead]

@@slimewizard7350 ok shut up

[@previously-._.-katu]

Dang-

[@NitroCodes]

ok, where can this blessed chain be found?

[@jairoramirez5242]

6:33 just hearing Robin getting so upset just absolutely killed me lmao

[@ultimateplayer1555]

6:40

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

11:42 this is a reference to the song “rasputin” made 43 years ago in 1978, this meme references the part where the lyrics say “but to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear”

[@debillington9239]

Such a good song that.

[@nefwaenre]

Ra-ra rasputin lover of the Russian Queen~

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

@@nefwaenre there was a cat that really was gone

[@elizar666]

How Dare you make me 1)deal with that song being 43 years old and 2)realize that 1978 was 43 years ago.

[@MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10]

@@godricktheminecrafted3113 ra ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine

[@gabrieljohnson1118]

Him: "Just think how many stories and horrible events could have been avoided if he just put on a rubber" Me: Hmmmm Him: "It aint Hard Folks" Me: Well......

[@user-cz5kh8wu6b]

funfact : soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish.

[@theblasteffect4499]

Hahaha I'm allergic to dairy

[@theblasteffect4499]

Funny comment

[@user-cz5kh8wu6b]

@@theblasteffect4499 lactose intolerant?

[@camharkness]

So... Soy leche?

[@coffeduck9014]

Oh so THAT'S what Soy Dora means!

[@TheUnknownSpectator]

Starting off strong, I see. Power in the yoda joke, there is.

[@m25632]

share with us your wisdom, o great and wise one.

[@TheUnknownSpectator]

@@m25632 what wisdom do you seak

[@MiniMia48]

11:44 “Most people look at him, with terror and with fear,” “🎶But to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely -dear- deer🎶”

[@mangosorbet]

He could preach the Bible like a preacher full of ecstasy and fire

[@DanDoesStuffs]

@@mangosorbet but he also was the kind of teacher women would desire

[@master_chief_at_mcdonalds]

@@mangosorbet Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians

[@rachael7586]

@@master_chief_at_mcdonalds thank you

[@actuallystupidperson491]

@@master_chief_at_mcdonalds you did all of that just to get no likes on your comment wow!

[@mcnugget677]

It’s concerning how happy that child looked when he saw the anime girls…

[@b.k.4563]

"We don't give our school any f***ing money" *me knowing god damn well my school just wastes it on sports and those vr things that we used ONCE*

[@Purple_kiwi_]

Dude our school bought a giant TV that nobody watches and put it in the hallway. It streams covid security measures on loop and everyone is sick of it. We should pay the teachers more ._.

[@micktric_gaming4084]

Our school wanted my Group to pay a lot for stuff for us but it was our last year and we couldnt even use the stuff once, so we kinda just payed for the other kids

[@micktric_gaming4084]

Also, all of the events are paid and supplied by parents. If there is a special meal with the class, the parents and kids pay, field trip all supplies by parents, so likeeeee schools are just scammers XD

[@ghostofanant]

VR WAIT WHAT THE FU-

[@ghostofanant]

I GO YO A SLIGHTLY FANCIER PUBLIC SCHOOL AND WE NEVER GOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE WHAT-

[@Flashlight237]

8:01 Funny, back when I did Total Drama rule 34, I tried my damnedest to keep the proportions true to the source material. I was never given credited for it; in fact, this meme kinda warmed my heart there.

[@darthball2723]

The fact that you did that at all...

[@Al___]

When you what

[@nxctem]

the meme on the thumbnail is the reason why I’m still scared to try to drive 🥲

[@calfeinated]

"im gay and i have no idea how to drive" - us collectively

[@x_kittrix]

Yeah most people my age already got their learners licence a while ago but I’m too nervous to even sit in the drivers seat

[@Ro-po2ej]

"remember them these are them now" *holds back some tears* 'Look how they massacred my boy'

[@guts60]

Fun fact: The meme of Rick tearing down the wallpaper is from a Pringle’s commercial, not an actual episode

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Oh

[@zodycoder]

I've seen the ad about like 2 or 3 times

[@ashgrey2802]

I feel betrayed

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

That Pringles commercial is the only Rick and morty media I've seen

[@guts60]

@@funnyvideoguy3216 the show is really offensive, but if you can handle that, you may find it funny. I am only a few seasons in, but a lot of good memes come from it

[@OtakuBakaNeko]

You: Governor Greg Dipshit Me, a Texan: Never heard a truer statement.

[@reinardharmse4375]

11:42 To those who didn't get the reference: "Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear" Rasputin by Boney M.

[@asaric9140]

good job for commenting this

[@reinardharmse4375]

@@asaric9140 Thanks!

[@CDN_Bookmouse]

11:56 hit me HARD. This is why I never come out of the dungeon, MOM!!!!! The worst part was knowing it would happen every time, but even I need to eat once in a while.....

[@kobrazsfbiagent4670]

Ikr! Us teens/kids need privacy, we need some time to our selves, the reason why I play video games all day in my room is to talk to my friends, you know how long it’s been sense I’ve seen my friends? 2 years. And the whole, “it’s that gosh darn phone” LIKE YOUR ON IT 24/7! And idk if your parents do this but with mine they hate KZbin, they say, DONT WATCH IT YOUR WATCHING THEIR LIFE, LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE! Ok mom I’ll stop when you stop with the real housewives.

[@CDN_Bookmouse]

@@kobrazsfbiagent4670 lmao

[@hio.hinomaru21]

I love those old jokes, bring back some memories

[@PlushbearR]

@hv a gooday please stop trying to convert us into islam and that stuff.

[@rebeccatomlinson3758]

@@PlushbearR what?

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

Yep

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

@@rebeccatomlinson3758 it’s the link the guy posted

[@pv7875]

Uh... Why here tho?

[@Flashlight237]

2:54 eBooks: **laughs in more expensive than physical books**

[@Andy_Music07]

Day 1 of petition for robin to use the intro: what’s poppin’ its robin and this is …..

[@PanFroggo14]

Yes. Petition time :3

[@MelodicMelodiez]

this.

[@guywhoknowsstuff6379]

Signed

[@kumisona9643]

Signed

[@Kyle1st100]

@hv a gooday wtf

[@mathguy37]

11:43 well you see most people looked at him, with terror and with fear. But to moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear

[@sniperplays6616]

Fun fact: The thing about rasputin is that he slept with the queen of Russia, and then fucking refused to die

[@RaraZeCat]

honestly there is noone more of a chad than Rasputin.

[@jakoblent4694]

@@RaraZeCat ernest hemmingway

[@trm8693]

@@RaraZeCat james golding

[@FurryQueenYT]

​@@RaraZeCat Chad Thundercock

[@kyleboffa793]

the specific image used refers to a line in the Boney M song says 'but to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely deer'

[@theredlazar6415]

You always hear single moms complaining about Father’s Day, but never single dads complaining about Mother’s Day.

[@godcomplex1929]

As a jobless introvert, I have seen all these subreddits but still, I watch Emkay narrate them because it brings back memories...

[@sora_moon8510]

4:08 When your parents are divorced and you use Twitter: 🤠✋

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: polish ww2 soldiers had a pet bear

[@jeremy.90210]

Cool

[@FriedChicken1989]

I know it from Simple History

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@@jeremy.90210 sup JeremyTheJaguar Njenga

[@ea2812]

Im polish and my grandpa confirmed

[@thememehead]

Wotjek for life!

[@yeetnoodle9668]

1:44 as a Filipino this made me crack

[@dirtburger2773]

2:09 as someone who just got the black kitten she's wanted for over ten years for her birthday, who is currently running around on the bed and mewing like a goober, I can confirm this meme to be accurate ❤

[@pv7875]

Kittens are so cute. But for some reason the one I have loves to climb on me for some reason 😢 my poor collarbone...

[@dirtburger2773]

@@pv7875 i feel ur pain!

[@bluemike1215]

I hate dog people they think cats are crazy and the reason is they don’t know how to treat cats

[@Bacteriaboi29]

I can confirm too,Ozzy is the embodiment of that bottom panel,and every cat

[@Cat_clown]

Listen Robin and anyone else curious, let me explain exactly why you should have moss for your lawn. 1: Moss is significantly softer then grass and doesn't have to be mowed 2: It stays green in every kind of weather and season. 3: unlike grass blades you can walk and run your hands through it without getting cuts or injuries 4: its better than grass because grass is itchy and hates you for exsisting and moss is soft and loving 5: it doesn't require alot of water to upkeep and you only have to place it on dirt and water it to get it to start growing 6: you can have the look of grass without the pain or allergies of grass, Broom Fork moss and Hair moss looks extremely similar to grass but the ends are round and it feels more like a long haired fabric 7: moss keeps the dirt soft and damp which is easier for planting food in and often you can grow things such as mushrooms on, in or under moss and it'll grow healthier because of the nutrients in the moss 8: Moss is an excellent alternative to mulch since it absorbs water, prevents erosion and debris can be blown off easily because of its compact growth habit. It is also useful in mosquito control since it does not become stagnant, but purifies water instead. 9: The bugs that live in moss are far nicer then the ones in grass because moss is Just Like That™ 10: Moss will eat more carbon and give more oxygen then any tree ever. A tree covered in moss? Nice air all over. A house surrounded by a moss yard with more then one tree covered in moss? The best air youll ever get as a poor person because let's face it we can't afford the good shit those stupid rich people get. 11: Moss plants have no roots, buds or seeds, only leaves, stems and thin stringy filaments called rhizoids to anchor themselves to rocks and trees. Moss grows anywhere that's damp, warm damp moss will produce good mushrooms, mushrooms give good nutrients. When the world ends we will all eat mushrooms as a main food source, the weak will die and feed the moss which will feed the plants. 12: "moss only grows in a clean environment, they are a very good indicator of pollution in any area." From www.postandcourier.com/northaugustastar/opinion/the-benefits-of-moss/article_504c851b-d141-5350-8b41-cdf8de931c16.html (You should go to the link I promose its safe why the fuck would I put a dangerous link in the middle of trying to prove my point?) 13: Moss is good for gardens, gardens produce food and flowers, both of which can be collected and sold, therefore, moss gives you money. Thats the end of my rant but I do want you to read the article I linked also, as someone with 7 moss terrariums, moss is extremely easy to grow, it will grow in a plastic container, a glass bottle, it would grow on cardboard if you let it. Its easy to maintain.

[@ASMODEAUXX]

Why does the first scene make the dog look like he was being held at gunpoint?

[@sophiedenise]

That's because it is

[@unbo_lillo1848]

13:50 jokes on you i dont own a car, i own a bike

[@dg-7273]

Him talking about blockbuster, pirates of the carribean and video cassettes has led me to feel super old. I'm only 20 years old!!!

[@thatoneguy2188]

10:28 I remember being that “one kid” who did all the work to get an A. One time I commented next to the teacher about not wanting to be and a group, and she heard me. I got to be by myself for the rest of the year. She tried to punish me, but she just helped me (while punishing others) unintentionally 😆 Ahh, good times

[@atomicskies_]

She probably helped the others

[@latetotheparty266]

Damn when did these memes get so real... I felt at least half of the memes in this video on a personal level.

[@One_Togethar]

The new Vegas reference killed me man

[@freddie5890]

2:06 generally in the UK a black cat crossing your path is seen as a sign of _good_ luck. I was quite shocked when I found out some people think the opposite.

[@ceilipatrick4481]

Story time: i was never scared of flying, until i went to visit my dad. The flight to Chicago was fine, but coming back, there was so much turbulence, and we dropped out of the air no less than 7 times. the last time we dropped we were just straight dropping for literally what felt like 10 minutes ( it was actually like, 10-15 seconds, but that's a long fucking time to drop in a plane.) Im not even exaggerating when i say i actually thought we wouldn't be able to start up again and we were going to crash. It was TERRIFYING. and now I'm forever scarred and will NEVER fly again unless i absolutely HAVE. TO. which is almost going to be never.

[@duckzilla.]

Robin:"just put on some rubber it ain't hard!" My brain:"but he is"

[@enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074]

2:37 Meanwhile arcade racers: **sweats profusely**

[@abhinandanpatil8168]

*Meme says something negative* Narrator: iTS WOrSe fOr mE

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

There's a black cat that lives outside a family friend's house. She likes flat breads, sleeps on the window ledge and I once saw her kill a pigeon and eat it.

[@sophiedenise]

I N T E R E S T I N G

[@TheHotBlade]

r/thathappened?

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

@@TheHotBlade Well, this is a reddit video, so I suppose using r/ is appropriate.

[@AlexanderScott66]

Well they say black cats are bad luck. They never said to who or what though.

[@zero-pointgamer]

message to Robin: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@revieweverything8593]

Day 7 of asking Robin to bring back “What’s Poppin’, I’m Robin.” IT’S BEEN (Seriously though, I hope you’ve all had a great week!)

[@TheHotBlade]

Thanks, you too! ^_^

[@thecharlieproblem]

ITS BEEN SO LONG

[@toastycomfyghosty1891]

@cious NO LINKS! TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER WITH YOU!!!

[@mrmimeisfunny]

2:48 Distribution Server Maintenence Costs: "Am I a joke to you?" The Vanishingly Small Cost of optical media compared to the licensing rights: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

[@shrs06_]

10:50 Tom and Jerry is about 81 years 5 months 6 days (or 977 months 6 days or 4248 weeks 6 days or 29,742 days) as of today for me, and I have watched one of the original episodes in 2016. It is immortal. Amen.

[@planetfall5056]

7:55 Ah yes. Clapping. That's what that sound is..

[@planetfall5056]

I forgot i watched this video. I was just about to post this comment a second time thinking i was so clever. Past me beat me to it damn him!

[@mutatedwolfgang7894]

Genshinn impact, multiple characters, strong bosses. *Zelda breathe of the wild* look what they need to mimic a faction of our power

[@mexicanopdb]

Both are good games tbh

[@Champion_Kiki]

Indeed. I’ll admit that the combat is better but genshin is kinda a copy of my game

[@r0m4n_3mp1r3]

6:17 Well, no, but actually yes. Glasses work like magnifying glasses from from the outside. So when I take off my glasses, my true eye size is revealed. What? You actually thought my eyes were as big as grapes?

[@Palmtop_User]

9:46 im gonna butcher this story and i cant even remember the dudes name - there was a slave who escaped, stole a confederate boat, used their code book to signal and get past a confederate blockade, became governor or some similar governmental position, then bought the plantation he escaped from. I want that movie

[@pv7875]

Yes please 1000000x better than blackwashing everything.

[@filipobrovac9825]

10:25 lmao a girl from my class when we were assigned to sit together started crying and begging the teacher to sit anywhere else

[@amonuskilutar]

clicked faster than James charles can say "hi sisters"

[@anodyne_majority2315]

Lmao

[@enderlemon890]

I damn like ur pfp

[@imveryhungry7841]

8:00 I was scared for a moment that that ain’t clapping

[@theboi4069]

Just ask no one out bro. That’s the way I don’t get sad when I get rejected.

[@hiper_blox5436]

7:54 I swear to god when he started claping , my brain just went hooool up for a sec XD, i require help

[@BlueSodaPop_]

I really hated it when my mom went "Oh look who decided to wake up" like wtf mom, you KNOW that I suffer from depression, that I can't sleep at night and that KZbin is my only comfort thing. Why do you need to be an asshole about it? Oh, I moved out by the way. Funny memes.

[@melancolielupine2023]

I'm sorry abt that. Depression sucks. And yeah it's so hard to wakeup. Btw nobody ''decide'' to wakeup. Your body wakeup, or not (after more time, I mean, if you don't wakeup at all we got a problem lol). It's not a conscious thing. Hope you're doing well

[@cohli514]

1:00 you don’t need to peel the golden variety of kiwis

[@rhiannonkelly3692]

“We don’t give schools any money.” Me trying to figure out why my school make year sevens too tens pay 8k a year and elevens and twelve pay 12k a year with over 1100 kids.

[@nicholasspring]

13:31 the way he says turtles 😂 Welcome to turtle land Enjoy the turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

[@jonathanbanks2374]

I like the Fallout: New Vegas reference.

[@Determination14]

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[@kollepii1011]

@@Determination14 you ok man?

[@Determination14]

@@kollepii1011 yes

[@fatherroadhog4393]

That meme: Dr who aliens only see England!1!1!!1!! Manhattan: *am I a joke to you?*

[@derk0ff342]

You just gotta love the "PhiliBeans" am I right? ps: I live here and that was effing funny lmao

[@EnnelaSS_Lifestyle]

“Advertising HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-“ Some say he is still taking a breath to this day.

[@Side_N0te]

2:06 Fun Fact: a lot of shelters have to limit adopting black cats during October.

[@peepeepoopoodoodoohead]

oof

[@callmemackeroni]

3:36 False, Reddit live broadcasts are restricted to music, at least the last time I saw them.

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

14:07 I cried my eyes out when Pikachu flatlined in _Pika and Goliath._

[@breadthegamblingtoaster]

5:52 My financial decisions in terraria: do not spawn tax collectors EVER

[@kagemushashien8394]

r34: does it's thing Bob Ross and other artists: Look what they need to do to mimic the fraction of our power, and we use our powers responsibley.

[@probes-arealone]

Gufhdhdjishd i smell a grammatical error dhdhshshshdh i shall now bully 🤡

[@bromymilktasteslikecolors2245]

12:13 My school: yeah we’re gonna need $1,800 per month for your kid to get an education My parents: well we can’t afford that so we’ll go to a different school My school: noo don’t leave My parents: then lower the price for an education My school: no My school: small, most of the school is a church, doesn’t give that good of an education, has to wear uniforms every day except for 1 day (you get to wear jeans and a t-shirt) Me: wears jean shorts that go down to my knees because it’s 90 degrees outside My school: you’re dress coded Me: it’s 90 degrees outside and 80 degrees in the classroom why are you not letting us wear Jean shorts?? My school: because boys will be attracted to you Me: wha-

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 359 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@rainwhal]

Bumping this

[@ChloricTheProtogen]

an even better responce: "Peter B. Parker is actually the real real best spiderman"

[@larrackell]

THAT BALCK HISTORICAL MEME IS SO TRUE. WE NEED THAT.

[@SpiritaeliaWolf]

1:00 Me, eating the kiwi fruit with the skin: >_>

[@danielnolan8049]

6:07 Today I learned that Robben doesn't even have 8,000 dollars to his name.

[@Bobb11881]

My black cat has managed to survive every Halloween since 2008 so far.

[@_RedRightHand_]

5:04 Was Nekoparra edited on? Because if it was, that's a damn good editing job.

[@abandoned_old_channel]

4:24 if anyone has that problem, i recommend trying to think in english instead of thinking in whatever language youre speaking really makes stuff easy im even thinking in english instead of polish now as im writing this

[@thenugget1991]

I think you would rather have allergies than covid right? Covid let's me -stay home -not leave -get out of doing things -and might kill me Every single option is a massive positive.

[@dnim10746]

6:47 My grandma was paralyzed for life.

[@tristanbuckner1170]

I know no one in the emkay staff gonna ever see this but, 11:45 is a joke about the song Rasputin, one of the lines is “But to Moscow Chicks he was suck a lovely dear”

[@imaricyeah12]

11:44 in case if you didn't get it, this meme is a reference to a song named Rasputin by Boney.M. "Everyone looked at him with terror and with fear.. BUT TO MOSCOW CHICKS HE WAS SUCH A LOVELY DEAR!"

[@theldrakis]

artist: idk if lazer cutting is art... the world: WHAT is this amazing piece of artwork?

[@Preppy_Glisten]

1:08 yeah especially on Emkay just because Lexi is *trans* Face it, bigots and transphobes, Lexi is a trans lesbian (I bet you if I come back to this comment in 2 months there’s a damn war in replies)

[@HairyHarpy]

5:57 patrol in the Mojave Westland almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@yohann-yoh2780]

2:48 In Brazil thats actually how it is, but the catch is that digital games are 60 dollars and physical games are more expensive

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

6:05 he has 800,000 Zimbabwean dollars in his bank account (that’s $2484.80 USD)

[@youchoob8090]

8:01 **Smiles and nods as that is quite true** **Me a second later** wait a minute… I can’t tell if he’s actually clapping… or…

[@jeffreycauwels1974]

People in 1980: 2020 will have flying cars! People in 2020: no Karen, masks are not microchipped

[@Mimikinn]

Why you gotta remind me how old I am with that Pirate of the Caribbean reference! 😂

[@NekoColaQ]

With a bad morning, this is what i needed

[@robertgriffin9217]

Patrolling the mohave wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@owl6637]

The mention of New Vegas made me happy

[@GG_Ezra]

My parents: *dont know much about animals so they give some chocolate to my dog* Me: YOU WHAT!?!?

[@frostychips8939]

11:46 It’s referencing the song “rasputin” and there’s a line that says “but to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear” but the meme had ‘dear’ replaced with a literal deer

[@TheWetOwl]

"I'm walking around the Mojave" my respect if you just went... Nuclear

[@Yougotanybread]

11:07 that "Fraction" was gooooooood

[@JavaScrapper]

As a Texan I completely agree with Governor Dip *XXXX*