r/Mildlyinfuriating | straight slippin'

[@Jojothhh]

Looked up a article about the swiss "painter": So, to commemorate its 20 years as a UNESCO World Heritage Site, it asked Swiss artist Felice Varini to get involved. He created concentric yellow circles, which are made from aluminum and attached to the castle’s walls. They will be removed in September and will not cause any lasting damage.

[@foxinabox5103]

Ahh thank god its not paint! And also the fact that the government asked them, and its not vandalizing. Even though, it's probably impossible to do that much vandalization without getting caught

[@kooll2401]

ah that's godd

[@bobjohnsoncb8292]

1:24 HoW dO yOu BaKe A vInYl "ACCIDENTALLY" Also, that's a Styx album, that makes me so sad that that got ruined

[@AriY-----]

GOOD

[@unikittie11]

Thank GOD

[@frezywizard]

i like how the animation flips us off every episode

[@joshmcdivitt5897]

Oh it does

[@goldenemerald830]

@@joshmcdivitt5897 yes it's just before the timeframe hits 0:30. go to 0:29 and slow it down and pause it at the right time. You'll see it.

[@The_man_with_the_plan]

"Fuck you thanks for the views"

[@Devlindart]

Truth be told It actually became self aware and despises us with a passion

[@funcatfacts5721]

SAME

[@CHXRRYXXBXMB]

9:56 listening to lexi just make _noises_ instead of trying to pronounce the name of the medicine made me laugh for a good ten minutes. thank you lexi

[@Stormtheweatherboy]

We love Lexi, her energy is immaculate through this episode

[@snaggletoonsalt]

Agreed. Lexi is both a hive mind entity and a internet parental figure at this point, and i am all for it.

[@Silentknight89]

*we need to protect her at all costs*

[@Preppy_Glisten]

@@Silentknight89 *we do*

[@Silentknight89]

@@Preppy_Glisten *good, sergeant*

[@Sh4rkzz0n3x]

@@Silentknight89 *_on it miss_*

[@animeperson9517]

Lexi sounds like the kind of person who's wholesome and whatnot, until you upset her Then you pray to God that the revenge isn't too bad

[@donxx1206]

hidean vally ranch on your face you are not gonna have a good time

[@bumiy1]

5:51 The reason truckers often take time to pass eachother is because the trucking companies modify the trucks to often go a max speed which is oftenly 65 MPH so you can’t really go faster than another truck to pass it quickly. Edit: Ily Lexi

[@lesgesgeneme]

@@ara4311 oh god

[@zeeneya115]

@@ara4311 oh god

[@Tw0Dots]

@@ara4311 Oh god

[@Karthikkun2805]

@@lesgesgeneme oh god

[@KungFuCutbug]

@@ara4311 oh god

[@LUTshibe]

The reason trucks drive side by side like that is because some trucks can only go a set speed so sometimes one needs to pass the other but they're going the same speed and one doesn't slow down so it takes a while to pass

[@franl155]

My mate was a white van man and sometimes I'd go out on rounds with him - gave me something to do while being out of work. We overtook another white van and tucked neatly in front of it. The driver of that van must have been really offended because he overtook us - which took about ten minutes of us driving side by side while he painfully inched ahead until he could triumphantly tuck in in front of us - and then immediately slowed down to half a crawl. Whereupon my mate overtook him again and left him standing - we were going at less than the legal speed so it shows how slow and clapped-out that other van was.

[@Pringleworm]

By the way yeah my dad owns a truck and that happens a bit

[@zsombor_99]

So then, why they do that, anyway?? 😶

[@Ragehunger]

I feel this. The other week I was driving my work truck that can only top 90 km/h, and I was sitting behind this one 4-wheeler on the highway that kept driving in irregular speeds, going from 80 km/h up to 100 and back down to 80. Once I found enough space to overtake him, he decided to speed up just enough that it took me minutes to overtake him. As I didn't want to occupy the passing lane too long, I turned on my indicators in hopes that he would get the point, which he obviously didn't. So in the end, I felt that I had no choice but to cut in front of him with almost only inches to spare before we reached a construction zone. And get this, the jerkwad flashed his high-beams at me several times after that, as if I hadn't given him all the time in the world to be a nice driver and let me back in the slow lane so I wouldn't end up with a mile long queue of other infuriated drivers. I haven't encountered anyone who've been both so oblivious to their own crappy driving and simultaneously so self-righteous on the roads before in my 10+ years of driving. Except maybe one of my co-workers, who's a prick about everything by default.

[@insaincaldo]

There is no excuse.

[@CinderFallenAngel]

The socks one is so mad, especially when it makes your shoes rub.

[@gmod4680]

I love manion

[@funfettifroggy]

4:31 as someone who metal detects there is proper etiquette when doing so that this man is not following. You are supposed to bring a towel with you and place the dirt on it so it can properly be filled back and usually we stick the piece of grass on top so it looks normal.

[@matthewboire6843]

It doesn’t even seem that hard

[@augustfuller3396]

How to get revenge on your sister: Put Hidden Valley ranch seasoning in her makeup - Sage advice from Lexi

[@Gaehhn]

13:15 Lexi, I also used to wear combat boots for similar reasons but a few years back I switched to boots made for emergency personnel. They feel and look a lot like combat boots but they have a zipper to open and close them for quick access. Sure, they're a bit more costly but it's worth it if you have to remove and put on your shoes more than once a day, trust me. My preferred brand is Haix but there's lots more out there you could probably get for cheaper.

[@matthewboire6843]

One of the things everyone doesn’t like, low socks

[@thegabrelian631]

Lexi, I think that those are bacon wrapped oreos

[@Whooshfurby]

@@ara4311 wtf

[@ilikecrawfish21]

@@ara4311 i would never want a girl that messes up a sentence like that

[@galaxybrain_658]

this comment right here officer, take em to grammar prison

[@ladykoiwolfe]

That is definitely Vacon wrapped Oreos.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@ilikecrawfish21 Ugh, just report the spam comment as spam.

[@zoruatricksta0408]

Please, can Lexi just go: "What's up Lexi I'm sexy." For one video

[@callmeanti.]

lol

[@_Cthugha_]

That would be nice

[@jodiwilliams2602]

Valentine’s Day only

[@zoruatricksta0408]

@@jodiwilliams2602 She did it before?

[@megadark8790]

🤣

[@TheFirstDreznaught]

7:08 looks like deep fried bacon wrapped oreos

[@jbellrick]

They're Smoked, Bacon Wrapped Oreos

[@hushfur]

​@@SlightlyEdibleplease was it good

[@starsoup4mybutterbean962]

Lmao the way Lexi said “that’s me!” was so cute haha

[@NBDYSPCL]

"slap a teacher" makes me sad because you just *know* the kind easygoing teachers are the ones that are going to be assaulted. And thays how nice teachers lose their passion.

[@NBDYSPCL]

@m i c r o w a v e ܂ that breaks my heart 💔

[@erinfinn2273]

@@NBDYSPCL Yeah...turns out that "Slap a Teacher TikTok Challenge" was fake. It was fear-mongering by Facebook.

[@mafiyuus]

i had such a nice and amazing teacher, and now he gets called annoying. he's not even annoying, and he's so fun! i hate the people in my school

[@aadarshroy3216]

So, it *isn't* a rebellious act like the twitter idiots say.

[@thezombiegoatman5369]

@m i c r o w a v e ܂ that actually happens in my class really often but in my case the class is mostly full of ignorant freshman. Everyday at least 7 people use that excuse of "I can't draw" when she stops at nothing to help all 20 something of us. They don't even listen to her. They're always talking over her or not listening to simple rules about phones or taking of your hood. It's just sad really. I'm in 11th grade and I'm just taking the class again because I need it to take place of my 2nd year of language, and seeing all these new students and seeing how horrible they act is just really sad.

[@ArtIsAnExpIosion]

Robin should say in r/mildlyinfuriating “I’m Robin and get ready for your head to start throbbing” Edit: And/or r/TIHI

[@hahahabais1271]

I’m robin and my last name is dabank

[@UnoriginaI]

something else might be throbbin

[@notaaron06]

@@UnoriginaI yo? 🤨📸

[@sogfather]

@@UnoriginaI 😧📸

[@florencemtopa7573]

@@UnoriginaI 😰📸

[@pulsefel9210]

When my uncle would take me metal detecting with him he told me to replace the dirt and pull the grass off as solid as possible to keep the damage low.

[@CammieFire]

About the leaves: Apparently, from what my dad told me a couple years ago, termites can use the leave to get to your house a lot quicker than just going through the grass in later fall. But that’s a parent telling me their reasoning, so who knows if it’s true

[@dashingclasher]

the experience of hearing lexi's voice is comparable to going to that mental place you go when you feel romantic

[@indieandfinn6940]

The most mildly infuriating thing is Lexi not saying “What’s up sexy, I Lexi and welcome back to emkay” this episode

[@Blazemark25]

He does at 0:32

[@indieandfinn6940]

@@Blazemark25 its a she but thank yo

[@CrimCrim]

@@Blazemark25 Lexi is a trans woman

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

@@Blazemark25 **she

[@ttamari]

@@Blazemark25 she

[@Goh._907]

Not even 1 minute in and Lexi's showing her evil side Just to clarify, Lexi is TRANS.

[@The_miIk]

She is going to take over the world one day.

[@sevans8784]

I watched that and thought "note to self, never get on her bad side" 0.0

[@zenithomega6666]

Her????

[@Pine3Def]

Her?

[@The_miIk]

@@zenithomega6666 she's trans :]

[@theabsolutenerds1049]

I love it when Emkay posts, but I really enjoy Lexi in particular

[@gretchenmyers1279]

me too! :-)

[@daisyjoy242]

Lexi is a person I wanna hang out with

[@gretchenmyers1279]

yes, she would totally be on my friend list

[@janfgfdx5165]

Who is lexi

[@TKrystine]

@@janfgfdx5165 please tell me this was a joke…

[@ellisisland3382]

4:23 someone parked their truck like in the sidewalk and my sister tripped over the hitch, she was 7 months pregnant. Luckily both her and the baby are fine, and due in September.

[@666_cthulhu]

i hope someone uses a baby stroller to totally destroy the back of that person’s truck some day and never gets caught. i also hope that the truck owner doesn’t have insurance and has to pay for all the damages themselves. i also-also hope your sister and her baby are still doing well :)

[@daith6119]

hi I wanted to explain 17:46, art schools and states will often have graduating students or more equip students paint traffic control boxes to liven up communities and have students scouted for colleges. A great example is in Las Vegas, they have art schools near the Historical 5th, and that entire street is covered in wall murals and painted boxes. so essentially who ever graffitied over it just destroyed a students art. Its all protected by the school/state and no ones allowed to paint over it except the original student or whoever they allow to paint on it

[@theemperorofcrustaceans9523]

Fun fact: pineapple has a enzyme/protein in it which dissolves flesh, so if you eat pineapple pineapple eats you too

[@mystz900]

r/TIHI

[@theemperorofcrustaceans9523]

@@mystz900 congrats your the first person to reply to this, here have a cookie 🍪.

[@izzonac6381]

Can I have a cookie?

[@SniperOnSunday]

In Soviet Russia, fruit eats you

[@GlacialSkyfarer]

@@SniperOnSunday in Russia pineapples are unchanged as you both eat each other either way

[@driftingtilldawn2232]

6:50 The reason for truckers doing that is because most companies have governors in them that make the truck go a certain speed but not over (most trucks are set as 60 mph or 96 K/PH) truckers usually wait for the other to slow down so they can pass.

[@WhoIsCarlosUnger]

I think you put the wrong time stamp buddy. But nice try.

[@DarkyEqualsTheMoon]

I literally have a sinus infection right now and for some reason hearing Lexi say "incurable" sinus infection is making me more paranoid than it should be.

[@Magpie_The_Creator]

... BEST WISHES

[@iamstucktoast4784]

6:00 I remember driving with my dad and my sister on a highway that was pretty well known for human trafficking. We hit a truck stop and got out of the car for a bit to stretch our legs and everything, got back in the car and continued our journey. Twenty minutes later we have five police cars on our tail and two semis blocking us from passing. They thought we were kidnapped, but that got cleared up later.

[@meimei]

Lexi's passive-aggressive wholesome comment on the art made the day

[@JonS554]

4:13 as someone who works at a landscaping company, it is sometimes unavoidable. A lot of trucks are long, way longer than cars. Your options at that point are either halfway on the sidewalk or halfway into the parking lot, especially if there’s a plow on the truck.

[@LRM12o8]

Fair enough, but if your truck's gonna stick into the sidewalk, at least don't reverse into the parking spot. Those tow hooks are easy to miss in the dark and can seriously hurt a pedestrian!

[@johnprice6271]

"Downloading a 50gb game just to have a 70gb update and thirteen 10gb DLCs." Yeah, my Xbox absolutely needed the extra storage space, holy shit these games are massive...

[@jhm3346]

Right? I was surprised how fast I went through the 1tb memory bank

[@thedissatisfactoryman114]

Genshin Impact, soon in 2027 it'll be as big as MW2019

[@TuffMelon]

"Hey, you didn't even buy the DLCs, but since we have a stupid live service system implemented you need to download literally the entire DLC anyway just in case."

[@RT4eva9]

Halo: MCC was 150 gb, uninstalled and my storage was down 22%

[@SniperOnSunday]

From what I understand, massive storage requirements are usually a sign of that the game is poorly optimized, so...

[@StarOfDavidWho]

4:09 I've explained this before. The reason truck drivers park so far back, is because if they don't, they stick out too far forward, and they know people can avoid their truck better than cars can.

[@joseislanio8910]

Unfortunately, people on wheelchairs would have a bad time

[@LRM12o8]

Well maybe don't buy such a ridiculously large vehicle then? You're not alone in this world, stop compensating!

[@Bacteriaboi29]

I bonged my knee on dads tailgate many times

[@RedHoodReal]

lexi is my favorite emkay narrator

[@lsfys]

3:14 as a person who used to have six toes, I can agree that the pain of no shoes ever fitting me, then no shoes feeling right, does drive me to become the embodiment of evil

[@TG-ge1oh]

A small addition to the whole teacher thing... My colleagues and I were officially ordered to report to our college every day AND teach over zoom and stuff during the lockdowns. Funny thing, several of the colleges in our district only recently received barely functional power and completely disfunctional wifi connections. Forget rewards, we don't even get paid what we are due. And to think we are tenured government employees!

[@alphanightfuryx1651]

Lexi: that trailer hitch is waiting to take out someone's shin. Me: ahh yess the kneecap smasher strikes again.

[@KNR90]

I don't keep my hitch in, but trucks back in so they don't stick out multiple feet past other vehicles and get hit

[@LRM12o8]

@@KNR90 in other words the driver is more worried about their paint than pedestrians getting injured, got it! I mean come on, remove that tow hook when it's not needed and if you can't, at least don't reverse into the parking spot, park forward so there's no hard, easy to miss in the dark object jutting out from the car over the sidewalk.

[@KNR90]

@@LRM12o8 Maybe you should learn to read

[@LRM12o8]

@@KNR90 I did read that. I meant that more in general and in reference to the picture of course. Maybe I should've made that more clear

[@squidwerx7003]

7:10 Lexi. That's bacon. Bacon covered Oreos.

[@9393andersson]

yes, How can you not see that, Its not cheese.

[@dragonbakudekuplagg7778]

2:42 "This is the SaDdEsT sALaD" - the undying Lexi quote. Along with 16:28 "I'm even allergic to the picture!" EmKay is just too iconic XD

[@AthenaPlayz]

Lexi always apologizes its so sweet! I love it!

[@anka4876]

I love it when Lexi says " That's me!", its so cute 🥰

[@blixerthememer5465]

Here’s a personal mildly infuriating: some kids killed a snake I found in the wild. It was a harmless decays brown snake and they are some of my favorite snakes

[@Callsign-Konig]

8:40 Take a vacuum,remove the bag that catches all the dust or put in a completely new one and just vacuum the heck out of it. With some luck you should be able to get it out.

[@joseislanio8910]

Or use some double sided tape in a piece of cardboard.

[@crispychipzzz_official]

unpopular opinion: the yellow starburst are pretty good; actually they're my favorite :)

[@SadCat._07]

i love Lexi! She's so funny and inspiring for me!

[@Magpie_The_Creator]

ikr

[@dude86264]

I'm glad Lexi has been narrating more.

[@micah5641]

Love your pfp! 🏳️‍🌈

[@loveandpoprocks7112]

mhm! shes my fav

[@TheRealNightMode]

@@micah5641 hate yours

[@lanternpacking]

yea, shes my favorite narrator :3

[@Miniviolent]

im not

[@pulsefel9210]

I'm curious both of how Lexi knows such revenge and how effective it is

[@grimnott]

Shes absolutely done it before

[@robinsonkaspar3395]

The whole Slap a Teacher thing had some really dubious origins, it might have started as an adult created moral panic (like a guest on Oprah being the original source for the idea of “rainbow parties” which never actually existed.) So an adult creates this nonsense, shares it with other adults, and the adults are the ones who share it with students in the first place. “Can you believe all the other cool kids are doing this? You better not!” Still mildly infuriating, but for different reasons

[@uncreativename4249]

When I was in school, people walking in the middle of the hall was my biggest pet peeve. If my friends started drifting to the middle, I would pull them back to the side, and if I had to get past someone in the middle, you bet they were gonna get shoulder checked.

[@bluebutterflya8438]

0:29 THE DISRESPECT- but seriously I find it so cool how someone can edit that fast

[@DrMatrix1231]

For the ranch prank, for additional effectiveness use makeup that matches the color of the ranch.

[@KNR90]

I'm very curious about what happens

[@florencemtopa7573]

Nah use chilli powder on they eyeshadow

[@pollux5720]

[For some context: I, my young trans self, am not trying to be weird, I have a hard time listening to some voices due to sensory issues (which is also one of the reasons i watch Emkay in the first place) and Lexi is one of the people I do wish to be like when i am older] I just watched over 2 hours of Emkay along, with my best friend, Looking for videos with Lexi in them. (Becuase, with said sensory issues, i have a hard time listening to some voices and noises and Lexi's voice is very calming personally and very reasonable while also being funny. haha brain go brrr) I have *finally* found one. Imma just sit here for a while. I hope soon you a good day. :D (Also for a new little joke-threat; "I hope you confuse cement for toothpaste") :D - E (Everett)

[@TreeAnimates]

I know this is written two months ago but if you need more videos with Lexi in it, she has her own personal channel listed in the description and there's a Playlist with all the videos with her voice in! kzbin.info/aero/PLxnRKDVhX8u-RwVmMWM1Smaf_JfuCQXST

[@labyrinthine444]

hey, i know this is 4 months old, but there’s a whole playlist on this channel with lexi videos.

[@gabebancroft]

Lexi: NOBODY was okay during quarantine Me: *Maybe I am nobody*

[@Roadent1241]

I guess us who are used to never going out to socialise more than maybe 6 times a year are the only OK ones. We're used to occupying ourselves XD It seemed like everybody sat on the sofa like '..... what do? Nuffink to do at home' when there's plenty, wifi or not.

[@Corpah]

14:05 someone stole A FRICKING WALL FROM MY SCHOOL, not just a toilet…

[@sylversea387]

i deal with crowds by opening my fairly small rainbow umbrella, holding it in front of me, and just walking forward. if they are facing me and don't move out of the way, that is their fault. i need the umbrella so i don't instantly turn to ash as i step out of the shadows.

[@paruf1sh]

Lexi is so cute and she’s one of my favorite narrators E

[@Somedude20282]

She is a human being..

[@RuleofThehyperbolic]

Wait she is a she??

[@false3695]

@@RuleofThehyperbolic Yes, she is a she

[@oliver1435]

she's not a character bro she's a real person

[@TheOpinionHaver]

@@RuleofThehyperbolic she is a non cis female So yes she is a she

[@NightcoreBrawler]

The fact that Starburst themselves sent you, Lexi, A Box of "ALL PINK Starbursts" is Funny enough as it is XD You go those Starbursts Girl

[@lorifischer6885]

8:46 I was so lucky that we had the best cafeteria cook ever. Homemade mac n cheese. nuff said. That man has my highest respect

[@ssupermarlo]

what a chad

[@Preppy_Glisten]

0:21 no Lexi, you put milk in her Pepsi

[@anacceptablename332]

okay those “devious lick” challenge thingies were so annoying. i hardly used the restrooms (paranoia and dysphoria is so fun) but when i did, THEY WERE DESTROYED! i almost fell into the toilet because someone shattered the seat and when i went into another stall they stole the toilet paper cover. i couldn’t wash my hands because they took the soap but i was so glad that i happened to carry hand sanitizer with me that day. the damaging stuff has mostly died down but it’s extremely annoying to find things you use every day either stolen or broken. i have a ceramics class with guys who i think did the challenges (dudes reak of toxic masculinity and they constantly try to break things) and i hope to god that they don’t end up going ham on the vases we make

[@BlueverseGacha]

"8 hotdogs, 6 buns" - I just eat the hotdog without the bun. save money and get more!

[@RahulSharma-nv2fq]

Hey! Mate, 1:18 Correction: features like a building which can’t be moved, can’t be called artefacts. Artefacts are something that are portable. Non portable archaeological/historical findings are called Features. :)

[@DembaiVT]

6:03 the reason why they do it is that it controls traffic flow. Most traffic jams happen because someone tapped their breaks because someone else cut them off. With trucks doing this, all at the same speed, passing becomes impossible. The more trucks that do this, in pairs, the better the flow is. They are correcting the speed on the highway. It seems counter intuitive because they have limiters and go a little slower than traffic would without them, but they prevent jams this way which means everyone gets to where they are going at a reasonable speed.

[@gamingwithlogan8037]

I think it’s actually because one truck is trying to pass each other but they can’t because they’re both going the speed limit on their trucks, which is the same

[@medianna]

Why can't I stop watching these videos?? I finish one, then tell myself to be productive so I click back to the youtube homepage, just to see another emkay video and ofc I just have to watch just one more. frick!!!!!

[@jonathanyounan1347]

1:51 no no no, see that singular green bean ITSELF weighs one pound.

[@LunarFate_]

The biggest devious lick I've preformed is putting those little golden star stickers with faces onto the nameplates of my teacher's rooms. They love them and I made sure they weren't too sticky and can be taken down easily enough if the teacher wants to!

[@jahfarihazelwood4499]

0:25 Evil Lexi

[@JasonHalversonjaydog]

0:50 yeah just because the sell by date passes doesn't mean it's spoiled. I used to work at a vending company and they'd remove loads of food that was technically expired and couldn't be sold but stll perfectly good and they let us employees pick through and take home what we wanted for free! it'd be dozens of bins full of food

[@UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe]

That boost of confidence when she compliments you every time she narrates 💅🏻

[@mjplayzrblx9993]

0:29 STOP FLIPPIN ME OFF

[@Leonidas_L._Lionheart]

That intro definitely proofs one thing, Lexi is Chaotic EVIL! xD

[@slique6151]

**Emkay, maker of smiles**

[@Ashleybrooks715]

@@felaayuniayunia7273 bot your a bot

[@Ebbagull]

I just want to say that I really like your voice, Lexi! 😁 It's friendly and engaging!

[@prototype1_3ch0]

7:28 "Unfortunately, it's pepsi." Me: *angry DIET pepsi addict noises*

[@jokerofspades1364]

I clicked on the video and heard Lexi's voice and did this: "*loud gasp* IT'S LEXI!!!"

[@o5-364]

Watching this on the last day that one of my friends is here for, he’s moving and lexi’s voice makes me more happy!

[@isappycracks]

cut one of hes fingers

[@taylorholmes2046]

7:37 I GET THIS AD ALL THE TIME AND I THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER WHEN I SKIP IT my humors dead

[@Yourlocaltrashgoblin]

Omg- this is the first time I've ever seen her photos omg she's so pretty ❤️🥺

[@Chesnutthouse]

legally blind Lexi not realizing the oreos are wrapped in bacon.

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

2:45 I’ve experienced something similar to this, me and my family went out to eat, I can’t remember what my meal was but I remember that I got a side salad with it, when we got our food my side salad was 2 pieces of slightly wilted lettuce, a slice of tomato, and the container had a lot of water in it, it should go without saying that I was not happy

[@matthewboire6843]

A fair reaction from you

[@vortexlegend101]

Therapist: evil lexi isn’t real, she won’t hurt you. Evil lexi:

[@fakeemail6815]

she won't hurt you but she might put ranch powder in your makeup

[@pipe.down.]

@@fakeemail6815 she can’t put ranch powder in your makeup if you don’t wear/have makeup 😉

[@TheHotBlade]

"My sister stole my mouse pad, used it as a fidget and bent it, and left it on the floor covered in snotty tissues." Me to the sister: *You truly are the lowest scu/\/\ in history.*

[@JimmyJim34]

Why did you write scum as “scu/\/\”

[@TheHotBlade]

@@JimmyJim34 Well, it's because KZbin loves to auto-delete my comments for containing "offensive" terms. Therefore I had to improvise.

[@jessekwb5035]

the passive aggressive ad that says "but no, by all means go ahead, skip the ad! save a few seconds!" appears all the fricking time for me and it's so annoying.

[@LocalChaoticGood]

2:06 *Bedroom couch for life!* 🤘

[@ozthebeeman]

14:21 this reminds me of a story my dad told me. when he was young he and his friends had this sort of competition to see who can steal more dishes, cutlery, glasses... etc from restaurants, they would swipe it in any means necessary. so this one time they get really drunk after waking up one of my dads friend realized he has an extra table in his house and he has no idea where he got it from. eventually they go back to the restaurant and all the tables were bolted to the ground because someone stole a table.... they put 1 and 1 together and realized while drunk THEY STOLE A TABLE. i have no idea if it was a group effort or what

[@foldingcomet]

4:01 Mildly infuriating? The only thing Mildly infuriating is that the person who posted that *isn't* happy Bruh I'd be in mf *HEAVEN*

[@gamechimp869]

She doesn't like pink. Get over it

[@foldingcomet]

@@gamechimp869 why so agro? Wasn't hating on lexi or the person who posted it at all :/

[@dietzel8988]

The amount of dead memes at 1:00 is just mildly frustrating in itself Good job representing the subject ngl

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

17:35 I kind of have the opposite opinion for this. Blending it in with the environment could be dangerous for cyclists and unwary pedestrians, particularly those with visual or motor impairments. The graffiti sucks, but at least it's more visible.

[@marz6770]

It blends when seen from this side, but a cyclist or pedestrians would see the obstacle clearly if they're on said side walk.

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

@@marz6770 honestly, You'd be surprised at how many people wouldn't notice walking past something like that

[@marz6770]

@@SamuraiPipotchi When you come by it, it does not "blend in" since the background it's painted to mimic is not behind it.

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

@@marz6770 Like I said, you'd be surprised. Ever walked into a lamppost? Most people have, yet lampposts don't blend into anything. But it's easy for people to get distracted and when you aren't paying attention, it doesn't need to be blended well. Being a similar pattern/colour is more than enough. Also, some people are so blind that they couldn't see the texture of the leaves properly anyway. For those people, it would still appear blended.

[@marz6770]

@@SamuraiPipotchi Ok I hear you, but if you bump into it because it blends in the background, you would have bumped into the wall if it wasn't here. Do you see what I mean ?

[@VonLongenShlongen]

16:53 Hear me out peeps, the 3% extra charge is for the servers to actually have a living wage??? I dont understand how charge extra for service is something ppl still freak out abt, like you pay in proportion to how much you order?

[@AustinLineKJB]

18:11 I remember dealing with this. My school had this corner hallway (90 turn) with lots of classrooms branching off. It being the only entrance to those classrooms, they would always be crowded. Then you got people standing off to the side against lockers like this 😀

[@joshyoung2659]

I… I didn’t expect Lexi (Lexxy?) to be the chaotic evil one

[@radioanon4535]

Chaotic Good, I'd say Jacque is the Chaotic Evil

[@thegamingjelly1719]

I'd say the buyer could have crossed the t themselves, but I honestly doubt that's in their skillset.

[@Aaroncarter95]

8:48 no trust me school lunches are WORSE than prison food most of the time. Brother is currently about to be released after violating probation and says the lunches are mostly good. Minus a few times when budgets are getting tight or ordered too much food so they're eating leftovers he says it's much better than when we were in high school.

[@WhoIsCarlosUnger]

Most schools in my town serve actually good meals. So I just assumed all schools had lunch like ours. But now Looking at some of these meals I realize that my school is probably much better than some places. At least food wise.

[@makeupartisttobe]

11:10 You and me both, Lexie! YOU AND ME BOTH! FIREPLACE HAS TO BE CENTERED! *gasp* Even the mantle of the fireplace is not centered! YOU MONSTERS!

[@pringlebatch]

I think I'd just put a tall potted plant on that side to fill the space

[@junnnn99]

U know whats mildy infuriating? Lexi calling whats obviously bacon-wrapped oreos, CHEESE

[@The_man_with_the_plan]

7:57 Be careful... what words you choose. People are watching and may react *n e g a t i v e l y* Edit: /s

[@Re-Crix]

Okay, maybe I'm biased, but Lexi is my favorite narrator.

[@mxaroni]

no no i agree

[@skythesinger8708]

Same

[@cruncyart]

I mean, you're biased towards everything that's your favourite. That's how favourites work?

[@sevilleandcoarthouse2960]

Lexi: I don't make a habit of drinking drain cleaner Also Lexie: *casually sips rasain vanilla flavored battery acid* mmm yummy hehe :3 You wear ankle socks with combat boots..... *boys, it's time for a crusade*

[@alexconners7378]

5:35 ah. lexi is a florida woman. it all makes sense now.

[@the1andonlySM]

7:34 I've gotten that ad so many times it's unreal. Since they make an argument about ADHD (And I have ADHD), I decided to download it. It actually made things less accessible for me