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[@Jokoko2828]

As a bit of a librarian understudy, that's why you don't leave 100+ year old books in places people can touch them, they'll get destroyed by people, not malicious people, just people.

[@chiaralucia2411]

Yeah, people literally feel the need to touch everything, specially kids

[@owenkellogg3130]

That book is on a glass shelf that could break, sitting next to some glass jars of something pickled or fermenting maybe. I think these people's carefree attitude caught up with them.

[@huhsz]

@@chiaralucia2411 Kids are the worst, Especially toddlers and younger children, Older children will probably check it out while toddlers will grab, tear and drop it

[@_Funaroma]

the user originally had it taped up in a cupboard so I’m not too sure they really cared about it lol

[@vinnykitty1983]

@@owenkellogg3130 good point

[@Crow_Smith]

I saw someone use an AI detection program ON THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE - and every program said it was very likely 100% written by an AI - and that's why she refuses to use it despite the school telling her to to grade her students.

[@Bloodlyshiva]

Sounds like the setup for a sci-fi story. Maybe it had to be replaced or something.

[@naiba8948]

AI grabs its words from existing texts though, how else would it learn to formulate sentences Edit: but i DO get that the ai detector not doing its job is shitty

[@coder436]

I tried this and it says it is 33% AI generated EDIT: It was 33% and not 67%

[@Eledore]

I been doing something before AI generation and detection became a thing. Save your drafts and save in-between versions. Hasn't been my first time other people stole my (home-)work. Just show your drafts and earlier unrefined works, it should be enough to proof that it is your actual flipping work. Version control is my love and it has saved me plenty of times (and fired a few others).

[@amanda021174]

My dad's mom (I REFUSE to call her grandmother) was one of those people who thought left-handed people or red-haired people were "Children of the Devil." I was both. When I was very young, this woman damn near had a bonified hissy fit because I was EATING left-handed. For 6 months, I was forced to learn to write right-handed & I had to go through 4 years of writing therapy just to learn how to write legitable enough for school & my hair ...She had me take a DNA test to prove that my dad was my biological father. Now, as an adult, I do most things left-handed except write & now I am re-learning how to write left- handed again because thanks to the brain damage Covid caused, I have lost A LOT of use of my right hand & over the years my hair has darkened to almost the same color as my dad's. Where was CPS to protect children from theses crazy @$$ psychotic people in the late 70's & early 80's?

[@randey272]

Cant blame you for not calling her grandma

[@Arav_Prasad]

Is she dead yet?

[@jerrydivyaa25]

You've managed to survive the real witch, ig. Kudos to you🎉

[@realtalunkarku]

my dads dad is left forgotten because he was a violent bully

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

If I'm not mistaken my dad is ambidextrous. Because he was left handed just like me (I swear people think we're spitting copies. I'm the female version of my dad a 1:1 copy). But I'm not sure if he learnt to be ambidextrous because he was born in the 60's or because he once fell, broke his arm and had to learn how to write with his right hand to compensate. I'm still pretty sure he was judged for being left handed though.

[@dgamingguyyoutube6458]

17:20 A small bit of extra information on this one. Romeo was actually contacted by a lawyer regarding the refund. It gave him a scare at first, but the lawyer said he had no need to worry and that they were encouraging the lady to not take legal action. South Africans heard it on radio broadcasts.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

WHY ARE WE BEING REPRESENTED LIKE THIS I SWEAR WE ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THIS

[@sucroseConnoisseur]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 uhwhat

[@damienearl8302]

That sounds like a trip and a half to just randomly hear about one day-

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@sucroseConnoisseur all the stories from south africa people hear is insanity and corruption and stupidity I swear we are better than that

[@LifeIncorporated]

"Either this Landlord has undisclosed invasive security measures or he's a pervert. Either way he's a pervert!" That was the funniest thing I have heard in forever.

[@Ryanthusar]

I call them being a pervert as well, as I said in my post for it, when there is one camera there is bound to be more, so calling the police in and getting them to do a thorough search is justified.

[@redmangc]

Fun thing with that post, a lot of people asked OP what kind of housing it was, OP said it was a communal laundry room in the land lords basement, then later said they took off outside clothes not in the laundry room but in a kitchenet "Not changing in a public laundry room. I found ticks this past week to extra ensure my old cat is safe I take off outside clothes and also store my jackets in my kitchenette area (which is honestly just a small room with a table and mini fridge) that is separate from my living space, but i guess is visible from the shared laundry area because of a mirror that he has hanging up. Also it's an old triplex" OP responded to alot of people in that post, but almost none that asked if its possible its just a security camera

[@hexagonal69]

19:38 Changing your baby at the restaurant table is already outrageous and disgusting enough, BUT LEAVING BEHIND THE WASTE PRODUCT CRANKS THE UNACCEPTABLE LEVEL UP TO 11! That is extremely gross, and definitely a health code violation. If they paid by card, you should track their information, distribute it to other nearby restaurants, and collectively ban that person from ever coming into a restaurant again.

[@starryskies0]

That’s actually a good idea lol

[@SmoothCriminal69]

0:28 I made it into an Emkay video for the first time! This is absolutely crazy! Also, for those who want to know, the student who broke the TV was suspended for 3 days & had to pay the school $500 for a new TV

[@adamswaterson5559]

Apple VS LG? 😅well... Ain't it a debate

[@cleverdog096]

Bro same im the blueberry muffins guy

[@Lyrebird.Rainwing]

​@@cleverdog096Did you die?

[@omgtatercat]

3:38 Yeah, can confirm about that... My mom was ambidextrous when she was a kid. When one hand got tired from writing, she'd just switch. But then she went to a Catholic school and the nun slapped her hand every time she tried to write with her left. It's so dumb.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

thats disgusting

[@Topbeehler]

Seeing that pizza reminded me of when I worked at dominos. Pro tip, if you order extra they will charge you for it, we were instructed to never give extra. Paying extra does nothing. I actually got in trouble for trying to honor when people ordered extra on their food. Just go to Pizza hut or whatever else they have for something better

[@mats7492]

That’s called fraud..😅

[@Topbeehler]

Absolutely. And my manager at the time new it too, and to make maters worse so did the higher ups from what I saw

[@flithbrin]

My problem with dominoes wasn't ever their price, it was that their only consistency was consistently getting my order wrong. They would just straight up give me the wrong thing. They at the time were the only place that delivered to where I lived, so I gave them plenty of chances, but at least 75% of the time the order would be wrong. Finally caved and just started making pizza at home, dough and all, and it was so worth it.

[@Topbeehler]

@@flithbrin Might have just been a bad Dominoes and workers. At my place a constant complaint we got a lot was the food was cold when it arrived and would take forever to arrive. This was because the place was more a hang out where friends of the boss chilled a lot. Also means the crappy workers were just pals and didn't have to work hard, or even good to keep a job. But from where I stood the real problems were things the customers never saw. At my Dominos they proofed the pizza dough at unsafe places, most commonly next to the sink that never got washed where I saw dirty water actually get splashed onto the proofing dough, meaning odds are a good deal of people had hand wash water in their food. Thankfully I was fired after a week cause my boss constantly wanted me and my GF to come to his place for weed. She was creeped out by him and I don't do drugs, not that I care if others smoke weed but I did let him know constantly that I didn't smoke every time he asked. According to my GF at the time he also kept acting weird around her. I think once he realized he was getting nowhere I was let go then it became a nightmare to get my first and last paycheck, mostly because they lied to me about how to get it as a joke. But yeah enough of that rant, I hope you make pizza you are proud of and enjoy, I also make my own pizza and I am actually pretty bad at it lol maybe I should try learning again

[@heartofthewild680]

@@Topbeehler I hope you reported them. Also, was this in Texas? Because if so, I might need to request that a surprise health inspector be sent to my local Dominos, just in case

[@kellyntaylor8184]

1:16 This kid would’ve been amazing during when Gumby was a hit. His design looks like some of the original character designs back when they used beads for iris colors

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

That wife who insulted the dinosaur diorama is actually a POS You don't say that to a kid who was trying their best. You can POLITELY give constructive criticism, but not just insult it

[@v3n71lat0r]

what does pos stand for? sorry

[@X4N0_]

@@v3n71lat0r piece of sh

[@michellejirak9945]

@@v3n71lat0r it means "piece of shit." Also was my friend's car's name back in the day when we couldn't afford anything that ran.

[@13thMaiden]

Seriously it wasn't great, but for a 7 y/o it definitely was good! Honestly if the wife thought it was bad, she needed to drive her and her son over to a craft store like Hobby Lobby and pick up the really good shit for dioramas.

[@arcticxabyss]

yeah and she had no right to say that about her child's project. how would she feel if she was making her own project and someone said the same thing to her?? 😤

[@WestGarbage6]

11:16 The apartment managers: Sorry, but we've decided the loss of your property is not our fault, and that you should've simply stored it somewhere more secure, good luck paying for new stuff to replace it!

[@Imdoingsogood]

Jack misreading “pawn stars” as “porn stars” was the highlight of the video

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I think it's just his accent making it sound like that

[@sebforce1165]

8:53 simple response "Have you tried running the Constitution or Declaration of Independence through those programs? Or the script for Star Wars A New Hope? AI can be surprisingly dumb, especially when AI is attempting to find AI content."

[@becauseyes4040]

I sent the left handed one to my dad without any context, seeing if he would get it (hes left handed). He instantly replied "they're left handed. Ive had that happen to me soooooooo many times" the english language is not too kind to left handed people. My dad now uses a fountain pen with blue quick drying ink, which proves very effective in preventing this.

[@martlettoo]

It didn't seem like a strange problem to me, even though I'm a righty, because I'm also an artist who has almost exclusively worked with graphite pencils, lol. My hand has looked like that many a time before, lol

[@becauseyes4040]

@@martlettoo yea, I'm an artist too, but I don't work with graphite too much, and if I am doing pencil drawings, I tend to keep it clean. I do more digital art anyways lol. I'm also right handed too. We're a family of 6, and out of all of us, two are lefties. My dad, and one of my younger sisters. My younger sister doesn't seem to complain about the whole "getting ink on the hand from writing" thing, but dad has complained about it a fair few times loll

[@martlettoo]

@@becauseyes4040 I was always very fastidious with graphite, but it always still got on there anyway, lol. Everyone in my family is a righty except my sister, she's ambidextrous, favoring her left. She's definitely had this problem

[@becauseyes4040]

@@martlettoo makes sense lol. Art supplies always seem to get everywhere (especially glitter and paint). I was also ambidextrous for a bit, but I'm pretty sure that's just because I was just as bad with my right hand as I was my left lol. I'm definitely right handed now, as I can even figure out how to hold a pencil in my left lol

[@martlettoo]

@@becauseyes4040 I'm pretty non-functional with my left. The weird thing is, when I write with my left I usually write everything backwards without trying! It's like the writing of a kindergartener tho, lol

[@JamesTDG]

8:22 the main issue is the fact that these AI detectors are more often than not going to detect AI in anything written, seriously, I have tested this myself, the tool more often than not will say it is AI generated, but the MOMENT you use an AI generated script, the chances lower.

[@bluestreaker9242]

3:21 Ugh! Okay, I have my own story to share that fits here. So, several years back, I had a box of strawberry Great Value Pop-Tarts and stuck 'em in the toaster and began eating one when I noticed some weird brown flaky flecks on 'em after about halfway. It was bugs. I had eaten some kind of bug that somehow managed to make it in to the toaster treat before it was packaged in the foil and shipped off. I was fine, just horrified and disgusted. And before anyone asks, no, I don't know what kind of bugs they were and I never cared to ever WANT to know what kind I had eaten, thank you! All I'll say is they were very tiny like pillbugs or something, I dunno... Point is, yeah, CHECK YOUR FOOD BEFORE EATING!! Even if it LOOKS fine, it may very well NOT be! O.o

[@neko_my_cat]

i've had something similar happen with bread where i was eating it and halfway turn it around to see mold and i had it happen like twice a couple of months apart

[@con1._.1artist]

10:31 now in this situation, if you do it fast enough, you can grab the hat off his head and just throw it forwards, watching it glide down the stadium. It likely wont even get on the rink because of the glass barrier, so you just inconvenience this guy, and no one else. Someone might even get a free hat from your good deed!

[@dragonrider4253]

16:55 is probably why mine has "CLEAN BEFORE EACH CYCLE!" embossed on it's handle.

[@-themightymittens-]

I put a lot of effort into my school essays and the last thing I want is to be failed because of those stupid "ai detections" sites

[@o-mangaming5042]

6:20 Damn, not gonna lie, that is one sick looking picture. I really love the coffers (that's the official name for all those big depressions) carved throughout the ceiling. Real Cathedral vibes on that, even if this seems to be a subway station.

[@matthewboire6843]

It looks good

[@Creepy_shortcake]

For the kindergartener's homework at 5:15, if it's supposed to be a 3-4 letter word, maybe it's kits, what baby rabbits are called. Some people in the comments are suggesting fluffle, a term for a family of rabbits. Either way, it's frustrating to me that the teacher didn't even write down what was supposed to be the correct term after grading the paper. Edit: I just noticed that there is a theme to the homework. Everything has to do with the letter T. So if that rabbit picture has to be 3-4 letters long and also start with the letter T, I'm completely clueless.

[@Lili_Strawberries]

I saw a comment thread where people agreed the word is most likely pet, since in these types of homework sheets they often do a "trick question" where they choose a word that has the letter at the end rather than the beginning.

[@martlettoo]

​@@Lili_Strawberries I guessed pet too, but it's a lousy picture because there's more than one rabbit, so it should really be pets

[@Creepy_shortcake]

@@Lili_Strawberries tricky indeed!

[@TheBubblegumgirl14]

I was thinking bun

[@kaylasowards3812]

Tiny

[@Kartoffelkamm]

About the mom who "can't breathe" in the room: I actually have a similar issue where, if there's too much stuff in my immediate surroundings, I just can't eat, and feel like I'm choking when I try. It isn't even about the dirtiness or color coordination, either. It's just that there's too much clutter, and that overloads my brain.

[@martlettoo]

Have you ever been screened for autism or OCD? That can be a symptom

[@Kartoffelkamm]

@@martlettoo Yeah, I've been diagnosed with autism years ago.

[@martlettoo]

@@Kartoffelkamm I think my sister might have autism too, she has pretty severe issues with clutter. It's hard, because I'm a creative person and clutter tends to come with it

[@DiggerDeeper01]

There is no way this shit is mildly infuriating. How is "I literally got robbed at School" MILDLY infuriating?

[@Just_a_commenter]

The mildly infuriating part is the fact that 0:24 seems to be missing the assembly instructions and adhesive. Come on Ikea, step up your game :U

[@swampysgotem4888]

I can't help but feel that I see you in so many places

[@BrokenDiskStudios961]

@@swampysgotem4888 maybe because you do, I’ve also found him in some places I would not expect

[@SilverFoxeGames]

Nah, they gotta give you raw chemicals to make the glue yourself, and a pencil and paper to make the instructions yourself

[@stanleyhape8427]

Y do you think it was so cheap.

[@automation7295]

*"Come on Ikea, step up your game"* What do you expect? IKEA always been selling furniture with missing complicated instructions or even missing screws. Even Swedish aren't 100% perfect.

[@Legend_of_one_gamer]

0:35 It's an Apple TV now

[@SmoothCriminal69]

The kid who broke it was probably a bad apple. Maybe it was an in-cider job

[@shocktrapproductions6332]

I know that Samsung a song.

[@kataratakaran5271]

Hmmm, the rabbits one could be 'PET', since its a 'T' focused assignment by the first answers. I cant think of an associated word that starts with a T though...

[@anxietyarchfeypwincess]

A group of rabbits is called a fluffle.

[@arcticxabyss]

imagine trying to get a refund on your wedding photos that were ALREADY paid for more than one year ago..just because you got a divorce from your spouse. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Ghostfighter797]

4:35 They should of upgraded their bargaining stats in order to get a better deal smh

[@Fruityflootloops]

15:22 There is a possibility he’s slamming the doors multiple times and louder than required, but it could also just be a Karen! Impossible to say without knowing.

[@flamedefender1644]

6:54 I ain't going to lie, my man over here looking drippy as hell, I just think that she's jealous of the drip.

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

The guy who got the bent record should sue USPS over the value of the record.

[@tableswithoutchairs1168]

5:56 nah mate, that is a damn cool picture

[@matthewboire6843]

Really is

[@illegalcoding]

i put the string "PEE PEE POO POO" through an ai detector and it thought it was ai LMAO edit: even the goddamn bible

[@tc-tm1my]

Just find the professor's dissertation and tell them it was ai generated

[@Sleve-McDichael]

2:10 That's what Aussie Domino's looks like? You guys are getting screwed over!

[@AhsokaTano-M.J.T.G-]

3:49 This happens to me when I write with a pencil and I am right handed.

[@pablozocchi]

i really hate when visitors come with children and don't tell them to not touch what is not yours or don't go exploring the house unattended, is not your house, is not your stuff. i had a visitor, a neighbour from upstairs, she brought their 2 children and they thought "hey, this is a place we can play and run around! One of the children found one of my diecast cars, which i bought it that morning! the child grab it and after seeing it, he threw it into my desk, breaking a side mirror and the anthena. of course i yelled to the child, and then told the mother to control their children and tell them to stop running around because this place is not childproof and there is fragile stuff that they can break like they did the kids left and i had to glue my brand new scale model car

[@davidjacobs7465]

If you try to turn in ai generated school work, make it mediocre work. You don't want A's for it as it will raise suspicion soon enough. Go for somewhere around the C or B- range.

[@damienearl8302]

It's also funny, though, because I've always found that AI writing is very similar to how schools expect you to write for essays...long, tedious, and almost inhuman from the sheer amount of fancy wordage it uses to say something really simple

[@martlettoo]

Or, you know, you could try not cheating and learning something

[@damienearl8302]

@@martlettoo Something I've come to learn is that essay writing is boosh, so I can understand this sentiment in part

[@cactus.man_]

​@@martlettoo ok but you're not gonna learn anything from writing a 5 page essay about Romeo and Juliet

[@martlettoo]

@@cactus.man_ You learn how to write

[@HateTheEnding]

I also recommend Loop earplugs. Excellent for sensory overload, loud workspaces etc.

[@SilverCraftLPx]

yup, had some in for a metal concert recently. brought the noise down to a good level, and i had to check multiple times that they were still in because i didn't feel them at all

[@00andJoe]

12:33 - Ah, the OP lives east of the Mississippi River, I suspect. That's milo. It's really cheap, and thus is a major ingredient in "Wild Bird Seed" blends. Curiously, west of the Mississippi, birds tend to eat it. East of the Mississippi, they turn up their beaks at it. The solution is to buy the more expensive blends that lack milo (or canary grass seed, another cheap filler that has little value for wildlife) or straight up buy a bag of black oil sunflower seed for the cardinals and chickadees and a bag of white proso millet for the sparrows.

[@admiralensin.]

Bro has a PhD in bird seed

[@artemispage6405]

I think the one in the kids worksheet (~ 5:30) was pen. Double-meaning words can be trickier for little ones. It looks like the teacher just printed out a worksheet that was meant to stay online without trying to edit it. Wouldn't say it's mildly infuriating as much as it is a slight sigh of frustration.

[@cassandrafiscus9192]

Now everyone who has seen this can know why my family refers to all moldy bread as blueberry [insert type of bread], which HAS ruined almost all blueberry things for me. When you've seen the mold irl, blueberry bagels don't look so good.

[@groundxer0199]

That first one is "The Tomat Vortexio"

[@Zacian2.0]

8:35 Tell your Prof to run the Declaration of Independence in those AI Detection Programs. Ye, those things think that paper was AI made too. Sucks to suck Teach

[@axolotl195]

The industrial grade pepper spray story killed me. My dude why would you wait to let everyone know what happened? That's so dangerous and selfish all he had to do is let someone know and the situation would have been handled.

[@Bigtwinkshark]

1:41 why I always read the full paragraph on google

[@SlimeIsHere]

Second one hit me really hard, i'm currently in the middle of eating garlic bread.

[@etourdie]

2:45 I mean there's that, and then there's the person who always parks their mini cooper like 1 foot behind my car, even though there's almost no other cars parked on our street, so they could have parked way closer to where they work than the middle of the street or if they are just constantly visiting my neighbor, they could have parked in front of their house and not cause me to lose a year of life from stress when I need to leave for class. They're also like 3 inches from partially blocking said neighbor's driveway, so yes your car technically fits, but it really doesn't

[@AlonzoTompkins]

1:09 Yeah that’s just a bad mom/wife.

[@JamesTDG]

11:36 Leave a note that says "still dining, just needed to use the bathroom!"

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

The last time I was this early... ...I false started, therefore blowing my chances of representing Wales in the 2010 Commonwealth Games.

[@Todaly]

1:47 this definitely orders an execution

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

The auto kiosk tipping can be one of 2 things Either those tips will be equally shared between the employees in that store, or the company will just take it all. Most likely the second one

[@jimwormmaster]

7:48: Nope, not paying that. If it was not listed on a sign or the menu or the like, I did not agree to it. And i don't believe you should legally have to pay it.

[@UlvenDagoth]

A group of rabbits is called a "Fluffle".

[@owenkellogg3130]

Correct. But I call mine a harem.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 5:42

[@kaiyote7924]

3:25 i learnt the hard way that you should NEVER eat bread or drink soda in the dark.

[@jaxsonbateman]

Saw one of these posts where the AI detection program detected plagiarism... because the person had quoted the constitution, or something like that. In the past I've seen one of those anti-plagiarism services detect plagiarism, from the person's paper, that they had just submitted (or something stupid along those lines). Decent servers in principle, but actively harmful if not implemented well enough.

[@ICanDoThatToo2]

To be fair, those are some *beautiful* tomato wedges.

[@MrWollgast]

That last bit. Put it in a ziplock bag and give it back as a complementary desert in a to go bag next time they come in.

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

As a pizza delivery driver, I wish we were given clickers to open gates at gated communities to deliver your pizza as some of the ones around us have decided its cheaper to fire their security guards and get all digital pass code boxes

[@Zipesthemanokit]

Yk what’s infuriating? A kid at the airport pressed the emergency stop button on the luggage thing, we had to wait half an hour for them to fix it, and by then, a lot of people missed their connecting flights, yk what the parents did? NOTHING! THEY DIDN’T GIVE A DUCK

[@Boundwithflame23]

Usually you don’t pick up your baggage for a connecting flight though. At least as far as I’m aware cuz I’ve never gone to the baggage claim when stopping over for a connecting flight. It’s always been transferred over to the next flight by the baggage handlers. Of course I’ve only ever traveled within the US so it might be different for international flights.

[@tc-tm1my]

You grabbed your bag for a 30 minute connecting flight? You have to leave the security area to even get your bag and would have to go through screening again, missing your flight anyway.

[@Zipesthemanokit]

@@tc-tm1my not me, but I could tell a lot of ppl were in a rush, I’m assuming they have connecting flights or smth.

[@MitenMint]

3:40 i find this funny because a lot of writing in chinese is done from right to left and left handed ppl here never need to worry about this

[@lemonsss1094]

5:22 im gonna go out on a limb and say pen

[@toddoughty2043]

6:59 why is that lady coming out from under the bed?

[@shrijanmaram7939]

3:47 "Not like today, everyone has a brain...yeah?" ahahahah

[@Asher_321]

The waffle omfg im never eating waffles again Also I love alll the narrators keep up the good work :D

[@badatthings5793]

0:40 1. My high school has 25"+ tvs wired into each classroom that no one uses because 2. They bought 50"+ tvs called "promethean board" for each classroom over quarantine 3. They bought huge boxes that have 20 computer chargers attached to them for each classroom so kids can charge their computers. No one uses them, and we call them microwaves. 4. My school just got new shades for the brightest lights in the whole school, dispite nothing being wrong with the others I also wanted to point out that while trying to hit the backspace on this comment, I acidentally hit the power button twice, which turned off my computer.

[@TuffMelon]

Yeah, my brother has 30,000 unread in his inbox, too. I've told him several times you can just right click the inbox and go 'mark all as read' but he just shrugs and doesn't.

[@The_Keeper]

19:30 Strong magnet, Problem solved. If the can was aluminium, any sort of vacuum/suction device would have done it. And, if all else failed, glue or a piece of duct tape. OP must have the brainpower of a guppy.

[@crumpchump]

love how unapologetic Jack is

[@michaeljohnson1117]

7:28 They want cash so they can get away with not reporting that income for taxes. Lot harder to do with the paper trail of a credit card payment. Drop a tip to the IRS and you'll get a portion of whatever unpaid taxes they end up collecting from them. 😂

[@stanleyhape8427]

Many places put a surcharge for using credit. Helz even my local government charges extra for using a CC .

[@happymario3223]

For the record the pencil markings happen to right-handed people too

[@sufficientframe]

5:30 - A group of rabbits is called a fluffle. Now where's my Bugatti?

[@thesinistersiblings705]

2:27. Oh this sentence does not go down well here in Australia.

[@user-im7bs2zk7q]

18:26 I don‘t need a sharehouse to have biohazards lying around, I manage to do that on my own quite effectively.

[@TheNuclearAtomizer]

8:30 I don't think there is any way to tell ai text from regular text. It's just letters and words. Both ai and people produce the same thing so ai detection is practically impossible.

[@alexroark03]

I feel so bad for that kid making the diorama. What a horrible person to have as a mother.

[@RWAsur]

That's not deception from Calvin Klein. That's deception from the advertising industry. "Genuine" leather is not a grade of authenticity, it's a grade of QUALITY in the leather world. "Genuine" is the lowest grade leather in the leather. That tag is supposed to tell you that this is the bottom of the barrel, junkiest leather, but because the word has other, much more versatile definitions in English, customers like that poor OP get completely bamboozled. This has been your FYI today.

[@stanleyhape8427]

That belt wasn't going to last that long anyway. The buckle would rub that thin layer off in no time.

[@corsaircarl9582]

I've seen people change their baby's diapers ON THE TABLE IN A RESTAURANT.

[@adventurerwithacoolhat2531]

As a rabbit expert, we say there is not one term that works for all situations, but a favorite term is “Fluffle” 5:30

[@TheFruitiestCake]

7:14 to be fair small businesses usually have to pay fees when taking card payment, but like thats not the way to go about covering card fees lmao

[@genericusername6204]

12:56 Yes, you are tipping yourself. How? It doesn't give you a discount, you just scan a ps5 as 5kg strawberries.

[@tymongajewski2816]

17:44 Hey, can you fix my piping? Thanks for that, but i sold the house, please break the piping and give me a refund. How dare you think I'm joking?

[@ElectricAutobot-07Official]

3:36 Yes. Yes I do know the pain. ESPECIALLY as an artist, too.

[@squirrele.1266]

Thanks so much for including a joke about the Gravity Gun from Half Life

[@Zenalam]

5:45 Relatable I spend 4 hours on a drawing and show my friend I send him the pic and the second it goes through “Dogshit”

[@JasonLindengary]

5:30 They may have been looking for the word “Hare”. 🤔

[@notna4081]

maybe pen? like pig pen...

[@bubblegumbunny]

7:16 Small businesses tend to prefer cash because a) it reduces merchant fees, and b) they can underdeclare sales to cheat on taxes. Most businesses just have their card reader "break" from time to time or just deal with the fees and stuff though, not put a passive-aggressive message on receipts. Yikes.

[@slammed_mocs]

If the TV was made by Samsung, that would mean a war between Apple and Samsung.

[@piggletimpact]

Damn the thumbnail beat my record of 20k unread emails

[@arielbarrow7216]

5:22 I’m guessing the word is “pen” because that’s where the bunnies are laying… in a play pen

[@thvdot]

The "blueberry" waffles killed me

[@HatsODoom]

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to park a car in a way that blocks someone's driveway. You can call for a tow truck to come and take it at the owner's expense.

[@insaincaldo]

15:21 Hard disagree. If your job requires a wan, you don't get to park at your front door and wake your neighbors in the middle of the night. YOU get to walk to your vehicle.

[@damienearl8302]

Wonderful solution, now you'll end up...waking someone else up instead, absolutely flawless plan!

[@insaincaldo]

@@damienearl8302 None residential parking lots, but hey you tried thinking. This said I don't live in the densest populated city, but those never sleep anyway.

[@damienearl8302]

@@insaincaldo I live in Clinton and the nearest parking lot to where I live is almost a mile away, what you talking about?

[@insaincaldo]

@@damienearl8302 Do you even have neighbors to worry about then? Maybe none of us should really worry about how the high stacked city folk annoy each other.

[@damienearl8302]

@@insaincaldo Oh, that's the entire reason there aren't any parking lots nearby, because there's a lot of houses in place of where those could be-

[@thatonefirstpersongamer]

Ok but the mould one is genuinely horrifying

[@CrescentX3]

0:58 and why is your countertop not sealed? What if you spilled… water on it?

[@VeroGMD]

3:46 I don’t write with my left hand and I still experience this

[@damienearl8302]

I'm an artist, so I experience it pretty often while making sketches!

[@MichelleandHoodwink]

New fear unlocked: moldy waffle