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[@felixcaskey4193]

People who don't let their partner have friends are crazy. That's some yandere shit. Also why do people react so differently when it's a girl? A girl says 'sorry my boyfriend doesn't want us to talk anymore' and that's abuse (because it is) but when the roles are reversed, suddenly it's perfectly normal. I really appreciate Robin for being that one guy who's truly unbiased, like ss+ gender equality from this guy.

[@daa5865]

So many weird double standards 😪

[@nefwaenre]

Nah dude, you haven't heard some of his other hot takes. This was the right thing to say though. i'm so sick of these double standards. But back to your comment, nah, he.. he has some takes that are down there for sure.

[@pageturner2958]

Not only that, but I have heard a group of people in real life (this could be an exception, not a rule, I don't know anything about human dating rituals) discuss it like that is a normal thing their partners should be allowed to do. Like "yeah, you should absolutely be getting rid of opposite gender friends if your date wants you to." Abusive! Behavior! Should! Not! Be! Normalized!

[@ianhenson-zy9yh]

i just ask my partner to not talk to that person as much an to back off a little i dont tell them that they cant hang or do anything or even never talk again i just want them to back off a little like yk not spend all the time together an if they are gonna hang dont do really stupid shit stuff like that just dont do it as often but idrc what they do just not all the time

[@starbittenpixieboy]

@@nefwaenre Wait what else has he said

[@xenon_l_mckeeth]

Actually, keeping dead bugs around might *attract* more bugs, as lots of bugs will eat dead or live bugs (i.e. cockroaches eat basically anything). A better way to repel bugs is to clean up and eliminate their food sources! Cheers from a bug enthusiast =] Edit: In Arizona, we get a lot of notices from the HOA about "excessive" weeds in our gravel lawn

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

And for ants the dead bodies will release pheromones that will alert nearby ants to their position and attract them ovee

[@TheRandomBoredGuy]

Oh so bugs are cannibals

[@Wowimsick]

@@TheRandomBoredGuy bro not all bugs are the same species

[@lilharm]

kinda funny how a few weeds is considered “excessive” but a whole yard of them is somehow normal…

[@xenon_l_mckeeth]

@@lilharm Right??

[@osheridan]

Usually this subreddit is filled with the most life-ruining things, but it's slowly starting to fit its name more

[@Inthesanity]

Yeah before it was kinda like your life was ruined how is that mlidlyinfiriating

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@InthesanityMost got banned somehow.

[@kamikazesenpai21]

Mildly Infuriating: my family burned in a nuke crash

[@Milanin8]

This is very cherry picked to only have mildly things

[@Chineseisntalanguageapparently]

Slowly? It’s only gonna get worse, you think a video of the best cherry-picked posts of the week is a good sign of how the sub is doing? People have been posting whatever they felt like was annoying, or on the other side they post something that’ll ruin your day, and somehow both of these are “mildly infuriating”

[@l.psimer6124]

The aunt being concerned over "liliths" name also belongs on r/religiousfruitcakes, its not like naming someone satan or lucifer, cause unlike thoses, most people have never heard of lilith (the demon), I dont feel like sharing a name with a demon is gonna attract that demon to you.

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Lilith is Respectable as hell, pun semi intended The first woman, thrown out of heaven for not being subservient, unfairly punished because of the twisted morality of the big man upstairs

[@ChloeEIizabethPrice]

​@@MamaTrixxieAsmrNo she's not, Lilith kills babies and children and causes miscarriages. Please stop making Demons into girlbosses.

[@Ishlacorrin]

Considering Lilith the Demon teamed up with Inarius the Angel to create sanctuary and get away from the Eternal War, I'd say she's a stand up figure to be named after.

[@mif_sovremennosty]

I don't even feel like she is actually a demon

[@UselessKnowbody]

Lillith was Adam's first wife. She was called the Mother of all demons. After the sin, she changed her name to Eve and became the mother of all the living, but they were other people around, like Cains wife in the land of Nod, so actually she was the mother of all living demons that somehow incarnated into human flesh. Cain and Seth were the same person, there was only the one bloodline, and they survived Noahs flood and became the people you aren't allowed to say anything bad about today.

[@baileyellison642]

20:16 a little more context on why that lady is so upset. Lilith is considered Adam’s first wife who was thrown out of the garden for something like basically standing up for herself, standing her ground sort of thing. For some reason it made her a demon. What this lady doesn’t know is Lilith is now worshiped by many around the world and as seen as one of the ultimate feminist icons. I say Lilith is a good name if that is the parent’s reasoning behind it, set their daughter up for success! But if it’s not, it’s still a good name

[@UnholyGlitch404]

I think God just has a history with, in a *very literal* sense, demonizing anyone who says they don't want to be controlled. If I recall correctly, as an agnostic person raised without religion, Satan, himself, was an angel who essentially said "Ayo, I don't want to be your slave. F off, already!" Before becoming a demon, or fallen angel, as a result. So.. yeah. I think that provides some extra context as to why Lilith became a demon, as well. Interpret that as you will, I guess.

[@ChloeEIizabethPrice]

Lilith isn't a feminist, if she would she wouldn't cause women to miscarry and murder their children.

[@amandatownsend5132]

So the first wife thing is a relatively recent addition historically the older myth is that Lilith is just a type of demon (or Lillitu I think it's spelled when talking about multiple) who eats children and I think also causes miscarriages

[@ChloeEIizabethPrice]

@@amandatownsend5132 Yes! I'm so sick of people trying to girl-bossify a fucking child eating demon instead of a good Jewish figure.

[@quempire2656]

@@UnholyGlitch404crazy thing is satan could literally just be forgiven at any time but he is too full of pride to get himself forgiven

[@JortsDead]

I'd be genuinely incredibly interested to see the analytics before and after you added the "Skibidi Toilet" tag to the title.

[@Pixel_Perfect101]

It probably skyrocketed lol

[@kaedinvvrytt9371]

@@Pixel_Perfect101no probs the opposite

[@Pixel_Perfect101]

@@kaedinvvrytt9371 the babys these days love amythinf to ssososo. Wistg idr

[@blueducky1]

What was it called before then? There's no way it was named "skibidi toilet" a month ago.

[@BLOX1337]

@@kaedinvvrytt9371i understand skibidi toilet is cringe and the creator is an awful person and all that, but skibidi toilet was probably trending a while ago

[@techmaster9781]

6:15 I used to be on a "health kick" like this when I was super young. My parents put it in my head that the "breading" was less healthy than just eating the meat, so whenever we rarely went to McDonald's, I would only get a 4 piece nugget meal, take off the breading, give it to my sister if she wanted eat, and ate my less than happy meal.

[@NEPAAlchey]

Anything that reduces calories is technically healthy.

[@MinionEnji]

​@@NEPAAlcheyNot really. Calories is such a demonized word that it gets thrown around. It's NOT just calories, it's: your genetics including metabolism and all your organs, how much fiber you eat, how much iron, what ingredients are you eating in the whole meal, what ingredients MAKE UP my ingredients, what chemicals are in my ingredients' ingredients, etcetera. What can be healthy for one person at 200 calories, can be not healthy for someone else at the exact same weight/height as you because everyone processes food differently. And then you also have to take in your daily intake, your daily exercise, which body parts actually got a workout (if you didn't do whole body exercises), allergens, etcetera.

[@beloveduser]

regarding 21:10 in poland we have a saying "grosz do grosza a będzie kokosza" which literally translates to something like "add a coin to your coin and there will be a chicken" and less literally means "save small amounts of money for a long enough time and you can buy something more expensive than if you didn't save" if you have to buy 10 dollars packs of masks every week because an insane parent does not respect your property, you'd waste a lot of money that you could spend on, idk, wendy's or something. maybe you could even buy a chicken after a few weeks of no masks being cut up.

[@RobinJay1939]

Gay is a real name, though it's old-fashioned. But I seriously doubt that you can mishear Sky as Gay

[@sarahwright3868]

Maybe they heard Guy, and just can't spell?

[@MorbinNecrim86]

My question is, is the cashier named Axel Foley from beverly hills cop

[@kales901]

gay can also mean happy

[@Doub1eSpark]

Fun fact: There's a character in the 80s Care Bears named Gay.

[@meowis526]

​@@kales901gay hitler invaded poland in 1939

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

10:24 I'd just tell him "You made the mess, you clean the mess...cause if I have to clean it, I'm dumping the results in your bed..." I suspect he'd call my bluff once and after he changed his sheets and used the carpet cleaner to vacuum the mattress, he'd either never forget stuff in the freezer again and/or never doubt my Threat again... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@tatyanarodriguez1561]

25:34 There used to be a store in town that sold items past the expiration date at meager prices. Day-old bread cost around a dollar majority of the prepackaged pastries were 25 cents. To my toddler mind, that place was magical. It closed down and is gone forever, and I don't know when it happened, but it might have to do with the law that says stores can't sell items past the expiration date.

[@toonlink5399]

0:31 is why you *NEVER* take your Nintendo Switch into the bathroom or let any small kids near it, because you never know what they might do. Keep your electronics safe. You never know if someone might unintentionally (or intentionally) damage them or possibly break them

[@elaexplorer]

For the Netflix it looks like someone else is logged into their account who keeps renewing. They need to change their password, log out all devices (there's an option in the settings and when changing password) and then cancel.

[@nickscraft_minecraft]

1:46 The fact that the waiter’s name is Axel F is oddly funny

[@oreofnflol]

Crazy frog moment

[@Pyroscity]

@@oreofnflolthat song came from a series of movies called Beverly Hills cop Where the main character is named axel f

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

6:21 I used to work at Walmart, and they tried to make you use their scheduling app (which they would change randomly without telling you so it's always your fault) so you could look at the schedule daily and know when to come in. The schedule apps would randomly no longer work for me, or decide my login credentials were wrong, so I had to use the "punch"clock. One week I took a picture of my schedule and went about my week. Found out later that week they swapped my working days and days off. I believe this is all bullshit because if changing your schedule day-of is fine, they could likely easily change it to fit their narrative, wherein you can work 14 days in a row (illegal, but "it's across two weeks so it's fine"), but show you the schedule to gaslight you into thinking you were only scheduled for specific days. The system practically had employees on-call for the full work day (7am-11pm) and pin blame on the employee for not basically having that app on refresh 24/7, watching it even on time off, because they could be changed to work that very moment.

[@JennaGetsCreative]

I also worked at Walmart, and I also used to take pictures of my schedule weekly to defend myself when they inevitably changed it without telling me.

[@UselessKnowbody]

I have the same problem constantly with the Jack in the Box apps. Yet another reason why I refuse to work or interact with this society in any meaningful way. NOTHING IS REASONABLE!

[@FFVison]

The microtransactions for the car reminds me of a story where someone's car was stolen with their child inside and the police couldn't track the car because the owners didn't pay Volkswagen (yeah, I'm calling them out by name) for that feature. Keep in mind that this isn't the owners tracking their car because their teenager went out joyriding, this is literally the police not being able to track it. Turns out that the owners paid Volkswagen to turn it on just after the car was found. Happened a few months ago, if memory serves.

[@UselessKnowbody]

Sounds believable. Another guy will say are all cars are being setup so that police can track them at any time. That also sounds believable.

[@DailyDull]

A customer service chatbot that only replies with hello seems pretty par for the course for customer service. At least you know they can't help you right away instead of them wasting your time for an hour.

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

In the EU they're trying to pass a new law that would require certain foods to change the expiration date text on the box. Basically going from a classic "This product will expire dd/mm/yy" to "best before" in order to reduce waste. Basically make it clearer that certain packaged and sealed foods don't immediately become dangerous when they expire. But the taste may not be the same amazing taste as before.

[@insaincaldo]

That would be, trying to pass a law enforcing in equally over EU. It has very much been pretty regular for companies to do it anyways. I'm guessing it is less common in some regions and they wanna make a better standard.

[@quempire2656]

Doesn’t the eu put bugs in its food

[@grahambird2208]

I thought that was already a thing but then again I haven't really been outside the UK (Hopefully I can some day) since we've always had "Best before" labels on food packaging for as long as I can remember

[@Ishlacorrin]

This is already a thing in Australia, we have USE BY for products that are legit dangerous after their Use By date and Best Before for everything else. Not like Sugar/Salt really goes off for instance but legally they still need a 'Best Before' date on them. Strangely enough canned goods do NOT all require this as long as their production info is on the tin.

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

@@quempire2656 they only approved the use of cricket flour. They don't put bugs in food. Just because they approved its use it doesn't mean all companies and all the pasta I buy at the supermarket is made out of bug flour. I'm pretty sure across all the brands of pasta or any food in general that I have at home, none of them have cricket flour. But then again I'm Italian which may explain why we don't use it... And it could be happening in other countries. I don't know.

[@Perdix64]

Fun fact, Lilith was said to be Adam’s wife, but since she didn’t like Adam, she ran away, cursed God’s name and became a demoness, she was basically turned into what I would consider to be the first succubus.

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

My theory is that Eve and Lillith are the same person. Her name only became Eve when she became the "mother of all the living," but there were already people around, like the ones Cain was worried about after axing his brother. Lillith is called the mother of demons. In Astrology Eve is linked with the Moon and Lillith with the dark moon. The tares are a heartless people. Perhaps they are living demon souls from the underworld. When we put them together, it all makes sense to me.

[@Lacucarachadefuego]

She generally considered to be the arch demon that rules over the sin of lust. Even the least religious people in the world know not to name their kid something like “Lucifer”

[@Perdix64]

@@Lacucarachadefuego yup, but the name was just Lilith.

[@goblinslayer2075]

Queen shit fr.

[@Perdix64]

@@goblinslayer2075 she did make a deal with angels that she would kill all babies unless she saw their symbol on them.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

6:50 Legally, that is NOT a No-Call, No-Show as it is ILLEGAL to change a posted schedule (which by Law, MUST be posted 7-14 DAYS in advance of the first shift of that schedule) without the Signed Consent of ALL PARTIES INVOLVED!!! Since the OP wasn't told of the change and never signed an agreement of the change, it's still OP's day off... The Department of Labor would CRUCIFY OP's Manager and Employer for penalizing them for not showing up to a shift they were never told about in the first place...

[@moonspider7]

Wasn't Lilith the first woman? Before Eve? And she left the garden and went off to do her own thing because she didn't want to be subservient? Sounds like an amazing namesake to me!

[@beloveduser]

i heard some people believe that Lilith is somehow harmful to human children (the harm she does changes depending on who you ask) and you can protect your child by keeping red colored items near it until it's old enough. so kinda a combination of the fae changeling thing and the smallpox yokai. i do not know why do people believe that.

[@duckymouth]

That doesn't sound demonic, that just sounds like free will.

[@g5rearea]

Ehhhhh, she's a late addition. She was meant to be one of those "women are meant to be submissive" lessons, but there are a few Jewish tales where she is in fact a child eating demon.

[@RubyCheetahCub]

Lilith demanded Adam treat her like an equal and Adam didn't like that, so she was told to leave and Eve was made to be Adam's lesser. At least that's my understanding of the topic.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@duckymouth exactly

[@stilles342]

I always feel the vibration in the fabrics of space and time when my supervisor wants to ask me if I want to stay overtime or come in saturdays. After feeling the disturbance I often spontaniously just shout out "yes I'll be there"...sad thing? It's not even a joke. Funny thing? It's paid, appreciated, bonus applied.

[@MushroomMayhem]

6:35 I had that happen to me twice. I started a job where I came in at 11 (I'm physically disabled with chronic pain and a sleep disorder, I'm not moving until 9 at best and often needed to go to my neurologist for pain treatment before work to get through the day). They needed extra help, so I agreed to start coming at 10 instead and staying an extra hour late as well. Then they suddenly announced mandatory monthly meetings at SEVEN IN THE EFFING MORNING. I tried fighting it and was told I could be fired. First day almost had a car accident coming in because my sleep meds weren't worn off yet. Still didn't care. It wasn't until they realized how much money they were losing in overtime that they started letting us call in instead. Other job, same availability with the added struggle of I didn't have a car and had to bus in. Manager was a textbook abusive narcissist Karen that had chased of the entire freight team, so started making managers come do freight. I had my agreed availability at hire, AND a 25lb weight restriction. She scheduled me to come out at 2am to unload dozens of 100lb boxes with no fork lift or anything. I told her I physically couldn't even be at the store let alone lift that much, and she passive aggressively handed me a copy of the employment contract with "open availability" CIRCLED. I gave notice on the spot and said I wasn't doing that shift, if she tried to force me I'd leave now. "B-BUT, I'M OUT OF TOWN THEN I CAN'T EVEN PHYSICALLY GET TO THE STORE!" Oh REALLY Karen? WTF did you think I meant when I told you the EXACT SAME THING??

[@jacob3988]

If your issues are on record, you could sue for them trying to make you come in earlier

[@MushroomMayhem]

@@jacob3988 Oh they absolutely were, I was on FMLA. Doesn't matter now though, in 2019 I had to stop working all together and get a mobility assistance dog. Currently trying to get disability income, should find out within a month so cross your fingers for me!!

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

​@@MushroomMayhemI decided to look up some jobs that you could do that are Neurodiverse friendly and a website called Mentra popped up that may give you suggestions. I am in no way trying to tell you the job you should get or an advertiser for their company, but it may help with the job search.

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

Then again I am in a similar boat trying to find a job, but not in the same condition you are in, so I am trying to help a buddy out.

[@MushroomMayhem]

@@Micheal_Mayor7592 lol no I've but I wouldn't have applied for disability if I could still work

[@brokeboi-so3cw]

To the person whos wife cant replace the roll, my sister does the same thing. Sometimes she will put the roll ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE BATHROOM instead of simply switching the roll and her only excuse is "its too much work". She is also the kind of person who doesnt put her soap, shampoo, conditioner or sponge back, she'll just leave them on the shower floor and wait for me to pick them up when i shower. Shes recently gotten to the point where she WONT EVEN PICK UP HER CLOTHES ANYMORE. she just leaves them on the floor. Also all the love and respect for that friend of yours who dealt with a horrible girlfriend. I hope he's doing well now.

[@FruityCatRing]

yes because waking up and immediately watching something that'll irritate me is totally healthy 😀

[@6969Sarazz]

Real moment

[@l5-cs.]

10am bedtime video

[@HeadEmptyArt]

But who doesn't?

[@Majamose176]

Morning

[@anxiety_ridden3]

I just woke up as well

[@sakurakitsunestar]

28:46 those are chariot spikes and yes they are illegal (and the large size such as those at least ) as its technically a weapon and dangerous to other drivers

[@nyastalgiakitten]

Car dependency is real, I missed a job interview because I don't have a car so I was walking and Google maps took me to a locked gate, they really want you to suffer for daring to be too poor

[@Yuruble]

4:25 - The dreaded chub rub. Our thighs rub together there & it wears down on the fabric, eventually resulting in tears & holes.

[@erikarussell1142]

Yeah my brothers were never made to clean up either. Not like my mom worked with the girls. She would make us clean stuff until it was perfect. Boys would get away with cleaned up and that is all. Because “boys don’t see mess like that…” knowing damn well she worked hard on teaching us girls how to see the messes. I love the new equality of all that comes with each new generation. Slightly getting closer each time.

[@imanalligator9694]

As a guy I always found this logic kind of disgusting because it's justifying inequality with more inequality, like the guy is expected to be unable to clean or do stuff by himself, personally I don't really care about messy places ( I only care about cleanliness ) but like sometimes I am so disgusted when I go to other people's houses. Like once as a kid I went to a friend's house and her mom was silently cleaning the dishes while the dad was relaxing after a long day of screaming to everyone that they were lazy , it's so disgusting when you go at a dinner the wife is blamed and shamed for each mistake and ignored for each joke while every bad thing the husband does is taken lightly and as a joke , whenever anyone else uses sarcasm , he tells them they're stupid, whenever he uses dark humor it's funny, whenever someone else does it it's suddenly not funny . We have disagreements and all but I'm still so glad I was born in my family, my God. It's so fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure I lost my train of thought I hope this comment makes sense .

[@bellablue5285]

My mother pulled that - cleaning, laundry, yard work, whatever, I had to take care of mine and was often roped into doing my 3yrs younger brother's (worst was having to clean his room - apparently milk curdles into a hard layer with all the sour liquid below it after days or weeks, times multiple glasses each time... blerg)

[@erikarussell1142]

@@imanalligator9694 made perfect sense! And yeah, that’s how the women are treated in my family. I am always left out of things because I’m autistic and call Shit as I see it. Plus I mirror behavior, so I tend to be an ass. People don’t like hearing where they should clean up behaviors. I enjoy it when I’m called on bs so I can fix myself. Poor gen x is stereotypically tested in this way. Millennials are better and gen z is better yet. I can’t wait till we get all these backward folk out of offices. If we aren’t ever improving ourselves we are moving backwards as a civilization. Time marches forward. And so should thoughts and ideals. Times change. People die. Get over it. Lol people take life tooooo seriously and get mad over things. Being bored in life etc. just fix ya face and swerve. It’ll all be ok. I’m with you my friend. 100%

[@trishapellis]

Man, the number of times I've heard my father say "two daughters and still mom is the only one doing housework" back when I was a teenager, while he was sitting in front of the tv. He'd tell me to get off my lazy ass and do something (as the eldest, I was always the first one called), then yell disrespect when I asked him what he was doing - "I'm putting clothes on your back and food on your plate!" Well yes, so is mom, and she comes home from work and has to start cooking and cleaning. My mom said once that when they got married, they kind of agreed on the 'traditional' family thing - my parents' different education levels meant my mom's wages would never amount to that much, so she set up a daycare in our house so she could stay home with the kids. But by the time I was 16 she'd become a cleaner and spent just as much time outside the house as my father doing harder work, and I sincerely don't believe their initial agreement covered that. And even then, still, it's just a known fact that "do what I do" is always going to be more effective than "do what I say". My father, meanwhile, was the eldest of four boys who were put to *work* by their mother around the house, and he'd use that as an excuse too - both in the sense of "I did my time" and when I accused him of sexism, but why say 'daughters', then? If you would have treated boys the same way, why not say "two kids and still mom is the only one doing housework"? My husband does not see messes either, but I'll go after him until he cleans anyway. I'm not ending up doing everything like my mom.

[@erikarussell1142]

@@trishapellis I hear that!!! I am not your mother. My husband cooks, cleans, helped raise the kids, took em to the store and went to the games and recitals and shows etc. we’re an equal partnership. If we see it needs done, we won’t wait for the other like it’s their “job”, when raising kids and owning a house is a full time job for the BOTH of us. I love that he will wash dishes and sweep the house just the same as I do.

[@KingKandy840]

I dont understand why people think an acceptable relationship is when a girlfriend or boyfriend says youre not allowed to have friends ever

[@vackitup]

That husband got the right idea. Intimidate and threaten the other bugs by using their friends dead bodies for them to go away!

[@ItzBIULD]

Unfortunately some dead bugs attract more

[@osheridan]

​@@ItzBIULDWell duh, they have to mourn

[@Airbournjack]

Depends on what bugs you have issues with and where. I seem to recall that ants leave a pheromone trail as they go out looking for food, if that ant dies, the scent of their death marks it as a dangerous path that they will avoid. That's why, some raid at the corner of baseboards once usually works for a long while. It didn't kill all the ants, but it did force them to explore in a different direction, hopefully outside your house. Eventually that bunch of dangerous path warnings wears off and they come back, and you have to do it again.

[@falloutgamer347]

I have been doing this as long as i remember, im starting to think it doesnt work. They dont care

[@bigpoggers6507]

The bugs would probably just eat the corpses and come back cause free food

[@jimmon89]

9:58 i had a room mate a couple of years ago that put a can of soda in the ice dispenser not only did it explode, but the augur proceeded to shred the can and wrap aluminum around it's self i had to pull the whole tray out, dump the ice out, then proceeded to spend hours making double sure all of the metal shreds were gone

[@dragonrider4253]

huge TVs are VERY fragile. They'll break if you press a button on your remote too hard. Also, I have the genuine belief that the person that did 29:20 is actively engaged in that particular activity.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

That's what I was thinking. No other reason to vandalize ONLY the numbers.

[@00andJoe]

27:47 - The "punchline" to this one is the clearly visible label on the sun visor saying NOT TO HAVE YOUR CHILD IN THAT SEAT because of the airbag!

[@AirknightTails]

0:34 I would be so enraged and force the Parents of the Child to pay me back for repairs for my Switch

[@AegisGaming99]

why did you capitalize random letters

[@AirknightTails]

@@AegisGaming99 Sorry, It's a little quirk of mine.

[@AegisGaming99]

@@AirknightTails no its my bad. you're fine, i was just confused ☺

[@slycooper1001]

as someone who had to replace a switch i did extensive research water damage is really bad also use actual charging cables i fried my cpu by using 3rd party cables

[@MissFoxification]

My neighbor used to let their dog crap in my yard, I lived across the street. I started scooping it up with a shovel and flinging it into their yard, which of course made a mess and ended up all over the place. Their dog must have been eating excess protein because it really stunk. Their dog stopped crapping in my yard within 3 days. Just "return to sender" at high velocity.

[@elaexplorer]

16:45 so agree with this rant. I was looking at empty lots in my area. One for sale at $29k said it had been reduced by $35k. This is a one acre lot in the middle of the desert with no electric, septic, or water on the lot. The person bought it for $7k in December of 2022 and turned around and put it for sale at $75k the next month. Obviously, no one is buying it and they were slowly reducing the price until this jump down.

[@errol2605]

pretty sure the 'you are required to bring vegan food to work' violates disability discrimination laws

[@rollforapples6625]

Alternate solution to the VW one, call the non-emergency police line for your area, let them know that a car is double parked. Tickets will be issued.

[@WillRaven_]

16:10 melted my heart for such truthful words

[@memecat9830]

19:36 and I understand that people with the “nicer” sounding names like Heavenly or Angel are more likely to be assholes (I know not everyone is but I was bullied by a Heavenly so I’m only referring to that specific one)

[@CanyonALynn]

Can confirm: I have a sister named Angel. She's a narcissist, and my old therapist called her a sociopath after explaining all the BS she did to me.

[@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX]

EXACTLY. Like I’m sorry if you ever name a child angel no matter how good they would be naturally now they are an ass hole.

[@jack-the-threader]

14:09 I struggle with OCD and this was one of the most prevalent aspects of the brainworms when it first developed. I wouldn't finish any drink on my own because "what if it's dangerous," but was fine when I shared drinks with other people because both of us would get less of the dangerous and it would be fine. At least OP gets more juice. Now that I mention it I find alot of my compulsions on this sub maybe I'm the one in the wrong

[@ssingfo]

Question then: What made you think it was dangerous? Like do you poison your drinks once they get down to a certain level? I'm just curious as to how such a mindset could evolve.

[@thefakedavestrider]

@@ssingfoOCD can just be irrational sometimes٫ it will think that a slightly older piece of food has spoiled

[@WooShell]

21:00 every time she does that, cut one of her dresses or similar item. That behaviour will stop quickly.

[@pageturner2958]

Considering the type of parent she seems to be based on her behavior here, she will suddenly make destroying someone's property a huge deal. If you do this, you are lucky to get a bad reason why cutting masks is different if she doesn't just downright lie that she did it. Parents like this know they have power over you and will abuse it. Best bet is to hide the masks as well as you can. Still wear them, but make it super hard for her to find where they are.

[@reobrauer6445]

@@pageturner2958 how about just slightly draw on her lipstick every time she does it because I know every woman has lipstick and you most likely have at least a pencil

[@CombustibleCake]

i fully agree with being able to just take food that have already been discarded by supermarkets. when i worked at a small shop in an airport i used to give them away to airport employees outside of my shop’s camera range. that said, one time i had to go back into my shop after closing and get something i forgot. i left the bag of rubbish i needed to take out to the yard just outside my the shop while i ducked back in. when i came back out, these two old ladies who were *already holding sandwiches* they’d bought somewhere else were trying to rip open the rubbish bag in the middle of the airport floor. the bag full of dirt, dust, trash, used cleaning materials, at least one half-full cup of juice someone just dumped in there without caring about leakage. the bag full of stuff i would’ve had to clean up all over again because they wanted dirty sandwiches despite having already bought some.

[@Mr_R00k]

Found a great way of dealing with dumpster divers when working in a grocery store….I just pour bleach over everything after I toss it and all of a sudden we stopped having people dumpster dive

[@OberonKin]

12:55 The bowls are stacked neatly, there is no spills on the desk, and everything, while probably should be put away, is still neet and orderly. There is literally no problem here

[@reobrauer6445]

Here are a thing you forgot: there’s like three bottles of don’t even know what that is and most of them aren’t even empty all the way

[@RWAsur]

I need Emkay to stop releasing videos where I say, "ok, THIS is my favorite narrator" because you're all my favorite narrators and I hate having to pick. But fucking Robin, you're killing me dude. I too am getting in the mood for guillotines lately.

[@4louisMC]

0:36 I do that with ants and only with ants! They have pheromones that help them see the world… so smelling 50 dead bodies sure keeps them off my kitchen counter😂

[@4louisMC]

To be fair, it works…

[@ReeeMonke]

@@4louisMCtime to do this

[@vpansf]

I wouldn't recommend that. Dead ants release something called formic acid which alert the alive ants to pick them up into their nests and into the graveyard. The only reason that works is because you placed the bodies far away from the nest.

[@the_stray_cat]

14:50 naa just call the people who deliverd it and go "hey its not my job to have to get my pacage back. it is Your job to make sure it is sent to the right place"

[@nathanmcbow158]

29:15 That has to be illegal, if he drives next to a sidewalk some poor pedestrian is going to have their legs lopped off!

[@Yuruble]

5:50 - Looks like someone's having a party and decided they didn't need to ask to park in your yard

[@TheWisme]

4:17 I had the same problem. It turned out my bike seat was wearing thin and the screws were poking through and tearing up my pants. Maybe Robin and OP have a similar thing going on?

[@xSolarPhantomx]

The scheduling one reminds me my boss always posts the new schedule on mondays, and if you have mondays off, he expects you to come in and check, refusing to tell you if you call.

[@average_enby]

That switch in the toilet has got me irrationally angry

[@MooseShower]

8:25 I’m a doordasher and I have pretty bad social anxiety so when the store doesn’t have the item, I will search RELIGIOUSLY for it several times, get help, then text them all the options if all else fails

[@jbellrick]

10:50, This is why you still see a lot of Old Tractors being used on farms still. Classic cars will be a huge market in the future and new companies will pop up to keep them going. (I don't mean Show Restorations)

[@Mentally.unstable6690]

19:20 Hear me out, just to spite this person name your next son Lucifer.

[@puglife658]

Hot take. Once you throw something away, it shouldn’t count as your property anymore.

[@MissInformer]

I would say the only real addendum worth adding to that is once something youve thrown away has LEFT YOUR PROPERTY, it shouldn't be considered yours anymore. And that addendum is worth noting because around here, you have to put stuff for the dump out near the road for collection, and having things to throw away shouldn't be a free invite for anyone to walk into your property without your permission, which is where that stuff for disposal is located. But things put into public dumpsters, trash bins, apartment dumpsters, or things already at the dump should be totally free game for people willing to scrounge around for personal recycling.

[@puglife658]

@@MissInformer if they go onto your property to take trash, it’s trespassing not theft.

[@MissInformer]

@@puglife658 I... Didn't say it was one or the other? I just said that people should not go onto other people's property for things to recycle. Get off your soap box.

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Honestly. As someone who relies on dumpsters to even eat, I've grown a new hate for big stores like Walmart They throw out a ton daily, all of which goes to waste, all of which could feed people But no They lock up their garbage behind stupidly impassable fences Or some compact theirs, I think Either way, they really just waste a ridiculous amount

[@danadecker4855]

Legally it isn't. That's why cops can grab your trash off the curb

[@super-weegee]

1:36 dude got my cup

[@darcon5836]

My dad left a soda twice can in a car during winter many many years ago, once it was basicly the same as the freezer not to bad to clean up, the other time it exploded but the soda was frozen solid so only had to clean the tin shards, was amazing to see.

[@falcie7743]

6:31 I used to work for a manager that pulled this crap regularly. He'd change the schedule if he couldn't get a shift covered. Too bad he forgot to cut the bottom of the sheet that showed when the page was printed, and I was able to show him the picture I took of the previous version of the schedule made by the actual scheduling manager. I walked out after that, you can't just change the schedule on me.

[@redwolf9998]

Emkay had the chance to name the video Nintendo swish. And that is such a missed opportunity

[@omatic_opulis9876]

it's mildly inFuriating.

[@iamtotallysaneperson]

Day ruined

[@-themightymittens-]

29:40 The QR code might still work? Depending on the amount of error correcting it has, it just might still be scannable. Absolutely disgusting though.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Who- why would someone ever engrave a rolling pin? It is meant to FLATTEN, not BRAND my dough. I'll spend my dough elsewhere :v

[@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833]

As a Nintendo switch owner, I keep that baby hidden 🤣🤣🤣 The text messaging one made me laugh so hard he kept texting hello, too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MSRTA_Productions]

I just love being angery on this subreddit

[@HyperCat72]

Fellow train nerd?

[@MSRTA_Productions]

@@HyperCat72 and aviation and transit, yes lol

[@PocketTwink]

“Angery”

[@FurryQueenYT]

Angy*

[@gr_pefxnta]

​@@FurryQueenYTangrey 😡😡!!!

[@PyroCyclone-old]

17:39 call a tow truck, or the cops, im pretty sure parking across 2 spots is illegal

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

11:11 yes you need cars to do anything in America, and they are full of costs. You can buy a high end electric mobility scooter for less then $5000 that goes about 20mph, and batteries are good for about 3 years. It will save you on not having to buy gas, registration, or insurance. Depending on weight, they can travel a good 20-30 miles without recharging.

[@valerierodger]

You think a scooter _that goes 20 mph_ is going to be sufficient to replace a car for most people? That’s cute. Here in the real world, it doesn’t work that way.

[@everythinggame5]

@@valerierodgercheck the netherlands most cars have been replaced with bikes in the past 30 years after good street designs for bikes

[@LeeLeeBellePBJLee]

My work is 45 miles or 72.42 km from my home.

[@NaterSquib]

​@@valerierodger I have a friend who has a scooter that goes 40 mph, I'm serious. I was impressed.

[@jonmendelson1104]

17:15 When I saw the first MCU Captain America movie at a drive in movie someone decided to pull out during the credits with their headlights off and ended up accidentally running over someone. They stopped once their front wheels went over the person and the person was badly hurt so nobody wanted to risk moving them and the only way to get the car out from over the person without running over them again with the other wheels was to have people lift the car off of them. Myself and 15-20 other people got together and did it (this isn't a brag about me being strong, I felt like I was lifting almost nothing because we had so many people lifting...we just swung the car, didn't lift the whole thing off the ground at once).

[@BaIlincat43]

12:34 The second I imagined kicking the car you said this 💀

[@LoveForevermore]

(About 19:15), I was named, with full intent, a name that means demon/spirit, and I am not complaining so I don't think the daughter will after being named with a name of a demon.

[@dark_star2497]

Ngl being named after a demon would the best thing ever I mean think about the playground bragging rights! 19:58

[@the_stray_cat]

10:12 i got the bad feling that they are teens living in the house. and dad belives the same bs. so its really nothing she can do but clean it or run

[@zephyr7b_br]

20:00 lilith the first woman created by god and later forgotten, and also the first feminist because even though she was equal to adam, she did not receive the same treatment as him, so she was banished to hell for complaining about it (aka adam asked god to do this) lmao lilith is a very good name and with a very good backstory too

[@zeanyt2372]

Lilith says equal rights.👍

[@Ishlacorrin]

Lilith was also the co-creator of Sanctuary and the Human race, gotta love that.

[@nataliemorett1911]

Yea but now feminists want the literal people that help give birth to babies to die and want the entire human race to die out because of some twisted stuff. Remember when feminism was about actual rights?

[@desaug]

but that isnt in the bible..?

[@zephyr7b_br]

@@desaug Of course, if middle age women knew this story their minds could be filled with crazy ideas like equality, the church would never let that happen lol

[@somebody-sz3lx]

1:28 homer certainly seems unhappy about this

[@bleachedkill]

If you ever buy a hollow loaf of bread 🍞, what you can do instead is cook your favorite pasta and fill it up. Saw a diner that made mad money selling pasta bread in parfait glasses.

[@sekaiishtal2508]

10:30 This is why you should consider buying a used car from the 1980s/1990s. Cars back then don't have internet required functions, bluetooth and micro-transaction bullsh*t. Sure, they are older models. Sure, the windows may be manual crank. Sure, it's less "clean energy" stuff than cars in the 00s to today. But at least a 1987 car/truck/suv/whatever doesn't force you to pay $500 JUST to have something insignificant like cruise control or something to be enabled.

[@TheOfficalMiki]

I’ve been watching these subreddits lately and it made me think of a situation. Occasionally I play a game on roblox called spray paint, where you basically make art. But in comparison to other games like free draw, the experience is more infuriating. First off, you try to draw something and some random person scribbles on your just made artwork to spite you. Then they throw whatever fourth grade insult they have. Second of all, the reporting system is extremely slow. Because most of the people on a server are scribblers and won’t listen, AND ONCE YOU CAN REPORT AFTER WAITING FOR 5 HOURS, you have to be put on a cooldown after a single report. If it doesn’t kick the person, you’re screwed. You’re likely thinking “Well you could just save your progress and move servers”. Well unfortunately you can’t do that. Idk whether to call it mildly or extremely infuriating. *Anywho thank you for coming to my TED talk.*

[@donleymalone9741]

Average spray painter struggles 😔amirite

[@ChildDevourer83]

I hate those people. I encountered one who did that with the worst grammar and worst comebacks ever and he acted like he was the second coming of Jesus

[@ChildDevourer83]

Similar things also happen in 3008, where people can grief and steal, and face no consequences for their actions. You can’t do jack #(*= about it either, except build a skybase with a deadly fall and hope to whoever you can get them before they get you

[@quempire2656]

You can save it

[@gamingchickenstudios]

Now imagine also spending 60$ on spray paint a risking your freedom just for this to happen. Thats just how real life graffiti is. Its just something all of us have to deal with.

[@Hectoreo]

for that receipt, I think they probably heard "guy" and then for some inexplicable reason pressed U instead of A

[@JonasSchwabeland]

13:31 Brown water = pipes are rusted and now it is coming of. Just let it on until the color is normal again.

[@autophreaktrishield]

Usually thats what it means. Other times its fully contaminated water like at Flint, MI

[@Not_Maës-Gaming]

14:28 She just want to save it for later, then she forgets it exists and it's no longer safe to drink

[@Ziorac]

9:50 lol if someone said 'but men don't clean' to me, I would just start laughing and go 'yeah I don't care if you're a fucking tree, you caused it, you clean it, BYE.'

[@laolbwoehmler]

16:30 my mom lost her house because someone bought the house she was renting. There was a 2 month notice atleast, but my mom and dad are stuck together and there is a reason they are divorced. I don’t really wanna get into it but you have a point Emkay.

[@reobrauer6445]

okay that has to be illegal PEOPLE CANT JUST “BUY” A HOUSE THAT SOMEONE IS RENTING LIKE COME ON THEY PAID FOR THE RENT If you did not get a refund then sue them

[@koljaleffek7290]

0:45 well, this works with some insects, because of the pheromones they produce. wasps should work against other wasps.

[@VTPPGLVR]

8:07 OMG!!! Same exact thing!!!! And it was kettle chips!!!! And she argued with me that it wasn’t in the picture!! Then she just stopped replying.

[@capitangel5406]

8:01 Dora syndrome Theres something right in front of you and somehow you are not able to see it

[@yamrj4396]

18:25 hear me out........ there is nothing that rat poison cant solve.

[@Ryanthusar]

12:16 - Those No Parking signs that are visible look to have "Tow Zone" on the top of them, which makes me think that the OP lives in a HOA controlled area, so easy enough to deal with, just a matter of calling the HOA, or look for a sign for the tow company that has the contract and call them. On top of that, I bet you that the person that parked there got permission from the OLD owner to do so, so expect them to say they have such permission like a Karen 14:35 - If they fail to answer the door, just call the cops immediately, also, is it just me, or does that look like it might be an airbnb, looks like a lockbox on the left side of the door so yeah, definitely call the cops on that way pronto. And also call Amazon and blast the crap out of them for their failed delivery. 18:52 - If this is happening with Netflix then the OP might want to check that someone else doesnt have access to their account because someone is obviously going back in and reactivating, so a simple password change and then kicking all devices off the account should fix that problem. 22:00 - Kirklands Signature is a Costco brand as well, but yeah, price of meat in Canada is ridiculous. 27:39 - And highly illegal to have a child in the front seat in a majority of countries, INCLUDING China where they made it mandatory back in June 2021 to have child seats in vehicles and even in Shanghai they brought in laws back in 2013 that no child under 12 could ride in the front passenger seat and no child under 4 could travel unrestrained. 28:25 - For some reason that issue seems to be mostly happening on tvs where the app is installed from, had the issue with my Samsung tv doing the same. It fixed itself after I removed it from my network, uninstalled the app, readded it back to my network, cleared the tv's cache, reinstalled the app, then relogged back into Netflix.

[@thebanananacam]

16:40 Not to mention let people live in the houses and MAINTAIN THEM PROPERLY. In the 4 Air bnb's I have been in only 2 were somewhat properly maintained and one looked like it was falling apart.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

4:56 I got in touch with my Inner Self one day... That was the LAST time I EVER used the cheep single-ply toilet paper that restaurants and companies buy for their bathrooms... Now, If I think I might need to take a 💩 while out of the house, I take a half roll of 3-ply with me (flattened and placed into a zip-lock bag so the mining of my pocket doesn't tear the outer layer)... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@lefthandedspanner]

2:13 you'd be surprised how badly some people translate between the spoken word and the written word also, if that call was taken in a busy restaurant/takeaway, the ambient noise level means the chance of mishearing things over the phone becomes very high

[@RamenRev]

0:42, trust me, it works. Flatten the body and it lasts years. Its like a permanent sticker. The downside is that the danger/death scents some release dont last forever though 😂

[@heartofthewild680]

I think the people who get those giant wheel spikes are just doing it because they don’t want anyone to park next to them. It’s like taking two parking spaces, but worse, because it can actually damage other cars and property and doesn’t go away when the car leaves. Also the only reason I can think of for scratching out the information for a human trafficking hotline is if the person who did it is a human trafficker and doesn’t want their victims to be able to report them (either that, or it was an unsupervised child with inadequate parents who thought it was funny and I’ve been watching too many cop shows)

[@Sgt-Wolf]

11:39 Hell, America has more guns than people so you're already half way there.

[@aidenosewart721]

11:00 yeah, you can't even travel the highway in some states without a vehicle

[@Perdix64]

I’m glad my manager both emails us and calls us in case a change to the schedule happens.

[@harryrey2771]

26:24 As an austrian, this whole tipping situation always felt surreal to me. I'm a guy who likes to tip, because it's just 50 cents or a euro and it always feels like a good deed, so being forced to tip would infuriate me. Tipping should bw something for outstanding service and employees who are loving their job. When someone is unreasonable or rude, too bad, you lose your tip. I shouldn't be forced to tip just. because the employee might die without it. This is one thing why I never could live in the states. I'm sorry for any american who had to live with these inconveniences.

[@Templarfreak]

25:14 this is a fairly easy fix for someone with a little bit of soldering knowledge to not only re-use this wastefulness but then profit a little bit off of it too because no-doubt they could sell each of them for like 10 bucks a pop or something for maybe a few hours of work and like a 10 cent cable at most per keyboard

[@Beefyrulz]

For that schedule thing, I always, ALWAYS take a picture of my schedule whenever I see it, and I stick to what's on the schedule in the pic. (Bonus points cuz I get the schedule almost as soon as it's printed, before any manager can get to it) Where I work, I have in the past had managers who would do that last-minute schedule change bullshit, or worse yet pencil you in for a shift without telling you. Especially when our schedules are required to be for the coming 2 weeks (i.e. this week and next week). Any time they tell me I was supposed to work on my day off, I tell them I have a picture of the schedule that says I'm not. Especially since it's a union job, they can't do shit if I have evidence. Thank god for Unions, thank god for phone camera's.

[@ALemonWithGooglyEyes]

3:16 slap some whatever you want in that (cheese chili pepperoni whatever just like a pizza) and make you self a public hot pocket

[@bonnie9855]

4:44 these are the worst because sometime if you pull it too hard it rips and you cant pull out the next one