r/Mildlyinfuriating | that's a scam lol

[@EmKay]

Get 10% off a premium Ridge Wallet using code EMKAY! Just go to www.ridge.com/EMKAY

[@ketchup5949]

eeeeeeee no

[@PokeTube]

How 3 hours ago?

[@Jim-yj5my]

Noob

[@avampirezwish]

No

[@ThatGuy-qh1fc]

Why is it 3 hours ago

[@elysian_5839]

lexis comback for everything is "im legally blind and i can do better" and i love that

[@aetherinfuse]

She's a master in making fun of own disabilities. An ability to be praised.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I'm legally blind too

[@aetherinfuse]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 Do you have a licence? Yo need to have a blind permit, or else you are illegally blind.

[@billcipher8645]

@@aetherinfuse I'm not a Native English speaker, I'm asking genuiely.. what is the difference between being blind and being legally blind? Can you seriously be illegaly blind?

[@magicmanhs7718]

@@billcipher8645 its a joke.

[@Deathmage25]

in defense of deer not "properly" reaction to cars. they have had centuries if not millennia of evolutionary grounding for what sounds lead to threats in the forest. by contrast they have had roughly 1 century for automobiles and engines. that is no where near enough time for them to internalize that as a life threatening danger. it also doesn't help that as we advance cars we steadily make them quieter and quieter... making it even harder for deer to identify it as a threat. branch snaps= "oh shit predator near by" weird humming in the air= "huh what that sound fam?"

[@swagnineeight05]

but they can see the car "running" towards them. If a deer saw a predator running towards them, it would move. So why not with a car?

[@depressocoffee806]

@@swagnineeight05 cuz cars aren't predators duh

[@TheGrimbler]

@@depressocoffee806 they shall be

[@Deathmage25]

@@swagnineeight05 cars move on average much faster than a deer's natural predator, and give them even less reaction time. remember speed is relative, you in an approaching car coming up on a deer appear to have more reaction time because time is moving slower from your perspective. while in the typically stationary deer's case you are moving terribly faster. think about it like this they still take a moment to process a stick breaking before bolting, in that time the predator is still "stalking" typically giving them the time to run. stepping in front of a speeding car gives very few people time to process what they just encountered and react accordingly, let alone many other animals.

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@Deathmage25 plus since they always die they can't warn other or learn to avoid cars

[@thajocoth]

The stripes after purple are simply ultraviolet, so we can't see them.

[@Niseandryt]

but what if we use an ultraviolet light detector and there's literally no painting there?

[@waltervanbrunchem2462]

@@Niseandryt then you're a nitpick.

[@LLMT69]

But how did you know😦

[@insaincaldo]

@@waltervanbrunchem2462 With good reason, the people who fucked that up, don't get to just get away with it on someones joke.

[@Jet.b.l.a.c.k]

Lexi: Whats up sexy. Im Lexi! Me: Whats up lexi. Im sexy?

[@-tuva477]

i love this

[@adamchmielewski6162]

Icebreakers in a nutshell

[@alimbis]

Ok then?

[@renamamiya158]

i hate that this makes sense

[@crusaderxavier]

@@Red_impostorYT shut up

[@xstant1]

So for anyone wondering the difference between being blind and legally blind, there are some huge differences. You can still see a bit while being legally blind, which means you can see the difference between dollar bills and coins, etc. Being blind means you are fully blind, so you can’t see anything. Legally blind means you can still see some things.

[@unoriginalperson72]

Why isn't it called half-blind?

[@gadazlin6264]

@@unoriginalperson72 because for legal reasons I need to wear my glasses when operating machinery, driving or shooting.

[@starlord360xy24]

You madlad!

[@itsamemaro6531]

wait- i might be stupid for asking this but can he still read or did someone like write this down in braille for Lexi..

[@astrophelX]

@@itsamemaro6531 I don't have an answer to your question, but Lexi uses she/her

[@danielpanganiban5316]

I like how lexi’s insults always involve fruits or veggies mostly veggies

[@thenamesvaston5002]

Because veggies are EVIL

[@astoroidea6502]

lol, motivationly challenged pineapple

[@txtbelle]

stolen meme police NOOOOO

[@NyaMoon_]

Got an ad with a banana while reading you comment 😂

[@alphaareus]

Cuz she’s trying to be HEALTHY

[@emory7676]

"I came back, I miss the memes" Me with EmKay

[@DENVICKED]

Ash ketchup I love pikachoke u I'm a big fan and your lickgreninga oh my god

[@roylim1169]

@@DENVICKED I feel like they were auto corrected but the Sarcasm

[@Tw0Dots]

denvicked Pikachoke?? Wtf is that a power move?

[@hexiguess]

FALSEHOOD

[@jacobg.406]

@@DENVICKED pikachoke...?

[@ellabirdo8380]

I’ve never heard Lexi narrate before but I love her voice and her saying “hey sexy I’m Lexi” made me smile involuntarily

[@monroerobbins7551]

Ditto :)

[@adalidvargas6544]

"The ridge wallet can hold up to 12 cards" me who fit 13: *laughs in evil*

[@coralhecrow4585]

You miss spelled *laughs in god*

[@tristantheoofer2]

@@coralhecrow4585 *msipleling itnesfineis*

[@seemundeemun7136]

Oh how many reverse uno cards I can use to trick my enemies.

[@BlueBunny0502]

Me: I can't quite place it, but the narrator sounds really familiar Narrator: Hey sexy, it's Lexi Me: *excitedly vibrating* Ah. That's why

[@RestInReeses]

Yes Lexi is so nice i love her and I get excited everytime i hear her intro in Emkay videos

[@BlueBunny0502]

@@RestInReeses She's been in more than one?!

[@RestInReeses]

@@BlueBunny0502 yeah! Well, your comment was a week ago, and idk when exactly she joined, but she wasin a few other videos! :3

[@RestInReeses]

@Alicia Duvall Yes! Lexy is MTF trans! :3

[@EchoTheSound0202]

@@RestInReeses according to the narrator playlists her first emkay video was the r/technicallythetruth with the 3/4 chairs are there

[@hannahcompton1200]

what’s up lexi, apparently i’m sexy

[@snowballin7416]

Flirting 100%

[@galaxywas_taken]

*flert*

[@IHaveTooMuchTime]

i can tell

[@spaceboy5243]

Lol

[@IHaveTooMuchTime]

@@hannahcompton1200 it does? im sorry i came off that way, it was all a joke and i didnt mean it in that way.

[@dirtblockbedrock]

I love how Lexi insults people by calling them fruits or vegetables.

[@idontknoq4813]

It's called art, respect it you racist Applebee's

[@TheRiRiRiverest1]

Agreed.

[@Snow_Sailor]

She's like Gordon Ramsay but healthy food insults.

[@blackgrimv9443]

Lexi: Its time for 'vague rage', I mean mildly infuriating. Me: Technically the truth.

[@cysp1p4ncak37]

Yes my awnser is yes

[@Nuniixo]

Lexi saying shes legally blind every two minutes is awesome

[@Disturbedmelloow]

She? I hear a male voice.

[@Nuniixo]

@@Disturbedmelloow She is trans

[@Disturbedmelloow]

Aaaaah. Now it adds up.

[@gone_mad-tryagainlater]

@@Disturbedmelloow why did you scream

[@Disturbedmelloow]

@@gone_mad-tryagainlater what?

[@xeaqhua]

Video: Ridge Wallet ad Title: that's a scam lol I see a pattern here

[@Random-ne7uv]

My god!

[@DragonAurora]

Did you see the prices on those things?! DEFINITELY a scam.

[@shungite3398]

DragonAurora well it’s shiny

[@Random-ne7uv]

@Jared Sabatelli YES

[@saldan3985]

It's basically a paper clip attached to a small metal box. With that price, of course it's a scam.

[@striker7983]

Lexus: “warm cozy light, warm cozy light, Turkish prison” Me: can’t...breath...help.

[@striker7983]

The auto correct put Lexus when lexy is not even a grammar mistake but okay

[@Hexaphobia]

Lexi go vroom vroom

[@springtrap8434]

@@striker7983 yh i was wondering if you gave her a new nickname lol

[@zuko1569]

(Ad pops up) (tapped 0.001mm outside of the X button) *"You're not gonna last 40 seconds in this game!!!!!"*

[@arikat9529]

I was just reading Zuko fanfiction an low and behold HERE YOU ARE. *IT'S MAGIC.*

[@lane-_-mass5006]

Visible understand ment

[@theclockman]

You are right, I won't last 40 seconds because KILLER QUEEN ALREADY TOUCHED THAT PAGE

[@gummyb3ars238]

Is that a porn game.

[@lane-_-mass5006]

@@gummyb3ars238 no dad it's Minecraft

[@CatLeKitten]

I'm a fully grown adult that eats Lunchables. Try and stop me.

[@owoslayerofgods1213]

My neighbor is 6'7 and can lift cars oh and they eat lunchables for lunch

[@CatLeKitten]

@@owoslayerofgods1213 Is that how they got so big.

[@owoslayerofgods1213]

Chances are yes

[@mecouture]

No, I don't think i will

[@egdog5169]

No

[@shaunclarke04]

lexi: "i walk a lonely-" me: "road. the only road Ive ever known" me: "damn it, lexi. you made me wanna listen to that song. I've listened to it 5 times today!!"

[@conordoessports]

mood af

[@simplysociopathic211]

On The Boulevard Of Broken Dreams~

[@B0red379]

"You soggy zucchini." "You motivationally challenged pineapple."

[@EnchantingWings1]

My personal favourite was "you entitled, selfish, insensitive, genetically dumbified, pesticide laden radish" I used that with a friend of mine to perfectly describe our course lead 😂

[@B0red379]

@@EnchantingWings1 I think “Motivationally challenged pineapple” is probably my favorite.

[@a1shketchup]

I made my own "You chewy potato chip"

[@B0red379]

@@a1shketchup 😙👌

[@EnchantingWings1]

@@a1shketchup I've personally just thought of "You absolutely inedible jolly rancher"

[@unfixingGem5017]

“What’s up sexy I’m lexi” Me: I have no more sadness

[@serverbreaker8677]

I hate being lied to ;_;

[@eliothebeast]

@anime chicks *She

[@temperatetimes]

@@eliothebeast are they transgender

[@i_have_friend6639]

Has the same energy as What’s up cuties

[@rockbender3]

@@temperatetimes yes

[@grevohsdraws1925]

“Nice warm and cozy light, nice warm and cozy light, *-TURKISH PRISON-* “

[@qaruda]

IM TURKISH

[@Kiwi_Tea]

I snorted at that one

[@grahamm9094]

Friends dad went to prison in turkey, showed him this, he said seems legit

[@tahatimur5253]

Can somebody explain that joke?

[@flameeeeeeeeeee]

@@tahatimur5253 ışık değişimlerinde bile sıcaklık farkı olduğu için soğuk bir akşamda diyor ki "Ilık , ılık , *S İ L İ V R İ* , ılık"

[@blutaylor9936]

Hearing Lexi say "her jacket was clean" was so sweet.

[@thegreenwolf8838]

E

[@Avalon-vx5mk]

A

[@maocore3755]

Sports

[@K4DETHB]

In the game

[@daanhuisman1040]

why

[@orosvildheim]

15:43 : Honestly, a good part of the reason I watch these videos is to hear Lexi call someone a motivationally challenged pineapple.

[@37thraven]

Motivationally challenged pineapple = ADHD = me -___-

[@jameskoplin]

Intro: "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" Self confidence: +100

[@TheAkumuKing]

You’re missing a few 0s.

[@jameskoplin]

@@TheAkumuKing Indeed.

[@notthegratest4560]

lexi: **talks abt how good this wallet is** me who uses wallet chains: shi-

[@pinkquartz3404]

Nobody: Lexi every 45 seconds: *GUYS I AM LEGALLY BLIND*

[@kusog3]

Shorthand for I don't know what I'm looking at and I don't want to keep looking.

[@TheUnreadableUser]

lexi: I hate ads, and now they're putting them everywhere! also lexi: today's sponsor is ridge wallets!

[@chriscarpenter3370]

I genuinely hated that.. 😐

[@TheBlueScreenYT]

““My biological parents did this.” Um, you want to tell us something Lexi?

[@micah5641]

Guessing she's adopted

[@solangelo707]

Maybe-

[@qymaenjaisheelal5142]

maybe its just his way of saying those things

[@savakiri5870]

lmao

[@qymaenjaisheelal5142]

[tea and beans] oh

[@timehunter9467]

The rusty scissors was so annoying, we have a lot of “stainless steel” things that have rust on.

[@whatisgoingon8243]

OhohoHOHOHO HAVE YOU EVER DEALT WITH SCISSORS THAT ARE STICKY AS HELL BECAUSE IT WAS USED FOR CUTTING TAPES!?

[@Itstime4brakeatflake]

@@whatisgoingon8243 I have

[@andrewolson5471]

To be fair, stainless steel *can* rust, it's just much more resistant to it than regular steel.

[@timehunter9467]

Worldmaker Yup, I tried cutting electrical tape that was unbelievably sticky and it was horrible. I spent ages cleaning them without water.

[@anticonformity100]

"stainLESS" not stain never

[@elpasocowboy]

“Shame on you you soggy zucchini” Using this in a conversation.

[@TheLexikitty]

good

[@rexjolles]

Did you catch Texas Red yet

[@grustache4569]

An El Paso Cowboy that lines trash (use the line)

[@elpasocowboy]

Rex Jolles He was no match for the big iron on my hip..

[@honjkz1899]

I'm gonna use this to insult someone in zoom calls

[@BEELZEBABE69]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Lexi every three seconds: *im legally blind*

[@papytoasty7416]

Lexi: "What's up sexy, Im Lexi and welcome to..." Me: :)

[@MarkoBoyGamer]

I'm 11...... wait-

[@Hekza0024]

Me who did alot of work to get lexi to say this: :D

[@smeaz4723]

I felt the same way

[@maclikescartoons]

you're at 69 likes i can't like

[@kzcreationzmore]

Jokes on you I cant be mildly infuriated when our queen Lexi is narrating.

[@_Blankspace_]

God: *creates humans* Humans: *Do very infuriating things* God: “It’s evolving, just backwards...”

[@user-ed5bf1cp8h]

R/BestComments Lol

[@rihayl7276]

High Lands devolving

[@tapicyl]

R/noahbringtheboat moment

[@noahholden5360]

@@tapicyl why should I bring the boat????? I don't own one XD

[@tapicyl]

nanasdays ur joking right? Or have you not read the book of genesis.

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

9:07 Honestly, considering that most plastics put into recycling end up in landfills anyway, this is just a perfect metaphor

[@squeakatu1981]

My husband is the guy who takes things out of the microwave early and never ever presses clear, he also does the soap thing in the shower on the soap dish.

[@Tw0Dots]

Wait I dont press clear either, I didnt think it was that annoying lol? I’d say thats still better than people who don’t cover their food with a napkin before warming it up.

[@ray-wh3yv]

@@Tw0Dots **le gasp** i dont cover my food lmao should i???

[@puntachu]

_-birb-_ I know I am rethinking what I’ve been doing my entire life

[@squeakatu1981]

@@Tw0Dots isn't it dangerous to put a napkin in the microwave?

[@TransGirlGaming]

my coworkers do this with the fryer vats like WHY YOU NO PRESS BUTTON?!?!?!

[@guyshu7821]

“Motivationally challenged pineapple” soinds like a 2010s meme.

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

Guyshu yeag

[@mirraisnow6050]

Sounds like a fire emblem fates meme (takumi is called a pineapple)

[@BigSealLover]

Sounds like a gen z meme*

[@BigSealLover]

Get a pineapple, put a low quality sad face on it, then but big giant text under it saying “Motivationally challenged pineapple” and boom. Instant funny.

[@omega1575]

“While everything is getting smaller” shows a smartphone which has only gotten larger Edit spelling

[@adrimay]

Truuuuuueeeeeeee

[@roharvanderbull7873]

So other wallets claimed block rfid but didn’t

[@drantigon]

You don't _need_ to point out that you edited it for spelling.

[@StonyCarrot1001]

@F for Respect but it’s still nice to know because some people leave a comment then edit and change it all

[@LollipopSnowy]

I love Lexi’s voice so much argh-

[@darksentinel082]

being called "sexy" every episode that lexi hosts is upsetting. i don't like being lied to

[@cryst4l_clear456]

IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

[@darksentinel082]

@@cryst4l_clear456 i'm glad someone enjoys it then

[@cryst4l_clear456]

At least pretend that Lexi is right... ;-;

[@darksentinel082]

@@cryst4l_clear456 never

[@TheLexikitty]

how dare you call me a liar

[@mythrilly]

Lexi: narrator Subreddit: r/mildlyinfuriating *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

[@sharingheart13]

Normally, I skip ads, but there's something fundamentally wrong about skipping anything narrated by Lexi.

[@moldyfloorboards]

"But I like my candy bars filled with spiders." 13:16

[@shortleader0958]

now your candy bars are filled with cat hair and sadness

[@37thraven]

@@shortleader0958 **Petting my cat and eating chips crying** Same thing

[@lunarwings4481]

"You soggy zucchini" Lexi, 2020

[@inconspicuouscockatiel1983]

This and "You motivationally-challenged pineapple" Lexi, 2020

[@UNSCMarine117]

Sounds like song for penis.

[@scottbailey9296]

As a 16 year old in the lgbtq community scarred to come out to my friends and family I really like Lexi as a member of the emkay channel.

[@anitanaseer1007]

We believe in you!

[@batking4342]

Good luck!!! It's a hard journey, but you'll be better off. Even if your bio family doesn't accept you, you'll find people who will, and they'll be your family

[@scottbailey9296]

@@batking4342 hey Emily thank you very much, I do already have a boyfriend and I'm just scarred to come out as my brother did and was kicked out.

[@lovelykitty42]

scott bailey oof wow, definitely don’t come out until you have a good living place on your own Edit: Obviously you already know that but oh well

[@batking4342]

@@lovelykitty42 agreed with Aesthetic. Safety over comfort. Good luck.

[@foxtheraccoon343]

Lexi: And why is it the pan flag? Me, crying that somebody knows about pans: thank you for remembering me. :)

[@astoroidea6502]

Not pan myself but LGBTQ+, we know you’re here my dude and don’t let uneducated people get you down cause they don’t know a well known sexuality

[@scepter7427]

@@astoroidea6502 what's a pan

[@oifelixcomeherebro1689]

The1gamer_uknown pan is short for pansexual. It means you are attracted to someone regardless of their gender.

[@thomasbarnes2700]

PANCAKES UNITE

[@foxtheraccoon343]

@@thomasbarnes2700 YAS

[@SassmasterMaxie]

I love Lexi's energy so much. I could listen to her read out the dictionary tbh XD

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

my battery percentage: 87% me: **unplugs charger** my shouter: _charger is removed and you have _*_85%_*_ of battery left._

[@notherelol]

Or 34 battery Plug in 82 percent

[@insertname6333]

Well yes bu-

[@micah5641]

Shouter?

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

@@micah5641 notification reader thingy

[@mikaneous1140]

My battery Percentage: 18% Me: **unplugs charger** My Phone: *Your phone charge is at 98%.* My Phone 6 Hours later: *Still at 98%, but it decides to Commit Shut down.* Me, realizing i downloaded an App that trolls me that my charge is full: *f U c K.*

[@lifame8706]

ye man just saw it on my recommended. perfect timing

[@davve23]

Same

[@thesilliestsillyyyy]

Same

[@chaosinsurgency8940]

Same

[@maruii2579]

Same

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

Same

[@isaacpatten4005]

I love when Lexi talks about herself in third person

[@Manzz2]

I thought he is a guy

[@salmon-vanilla]

@@Manzz2 lexi is a girl. shes transgender

[@awful871]

@@salmon-vanilla once a guy always a guy

[@bismuthhhhhhhhh]

@@awful871 once a baby always a baby

[@capitcha]

@@bismuthhhhhhhhh biology

[@chaosmastergaming5442]

That “NO” at 0:12 has to be the funniest “NO” I’ve ever heard

[@vitaleriof]

"Motivatonally challelnged pineapple" is now my favourite insult

[@smeaz4723]

"They're just cuddling.. look you dont wanna see this go any further this is how you end up with a MINI COOPER!"

[@corvus1374]

And we know Mister Beast isn't involved in that scam, they stole his face.

[@em5345-]

As a person who watched it in boredom, I can say MrBeast isn't in it.

[@HarmonicaMustang]

His Honey ad campaign made me as fond of him as a mosquito, and I've never even seen his content.

[@joghnythegurue2710]

I'm a simple woman; I hear Lexi, I like the video.

[@Zane42010]

Lexi: "I walk this lonely- wait, where did the road go?" Me: "The only one that i have ever known"

[@maclikescartoons]

don't know where it goes but its home to me and i walk alone

[@theaveragecomment1014]

I walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[@maclikescartoons]

@@theaveragecomment1014 and im the only one and i walk alone

[@theaveragecomment1014]

@@maclikescartoons I walk alone, I walk alone, I walk alone. I walk a

[@stnimrod157]

@@theaveragecomment1014 My shadows only one that walks beside me

[@goofyahhguy22]

"Why is it the Pan flag?" Romainien flag: am i a joke to you?

[@Nespire]

chad flag: 👁 👁

[@elizar666]

I had a pan flag in my house and my mom (luckily) was very confused as to why I had the Romanian flag in my house 😅

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

@@elizar666 why luckily?

[@atlas6477]

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Im guessing theyre not out to their mother

[@DeepfriedChips]

Yeah it annoys me a fair bit since well I’m Romanian

[@joshc5613]

"r/mildlyinfury8ing" I will not forget this transgression

[@XxWildCardCastlexX]

Ah~ you mean TransRights.

[@shannonhewins]

vriska?

[@amazingtoad7244]

I love lexi’s voice too much, you can hear the smile

[@odysseusgaming7157]

The holy trinity of calling you positive things: Fainted, Lexi, And Ot.

[@RiverCola07]

yesss

[@watermelonjuice8524]

You mean Oz?

[@RiverCola07]

@@watermelonjuice8524 no, ot (one topic at a time)

[@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616]

@@RiverCola07 ...... I'm gon a have to disagree with Ot, but he is a good youtuber.

[@buttercupkat]

Lexi: Shush! All your candy bars are filled with spiders! Muffet: *Intensifies spider dance as she types more and more captions just like it* (also, don't forget to check out babyzone for creating the thing ign stole)

[@dominicstanley7958]

As I listened to the beginning I said, "THIS SOUNDS LIKE LEXI!" I didn't know you did readings for emkay 😁 love you girl Edit: misspelled Lexi's name

[@renroberts1045]

IKR When I heard her voice I was like shocked! I love Lexi

[@Firebird-6200]

Wait her?? I thought it was a guy- Uhh oops-

[@pipstix5487]

Firebird6200 -- Lexi is trans and goes by she/her. dw i didnt know until i checked out her insta

[@girlartist1105]

18:16 also dont take someones freaking glasses off and ask "can you see", if we need glasses then we probably either cant see without them or we cant see as far

[@phoenixthings]

Lexi: Advertises wallet Me: Cool I guess Lexi: and it's shiny! Me: *I'LL taKe YoUr EntIrE stOcK*

[@HangingDGrunt]

Why not buy a normal one

[@meeshroom5668]

It's shiny

[@seal-s3212]

No one: Lexi for 100th time: im legally blind

[@sobanya_228]

What does it even mean?

[@Dread0-0]

no one: literally no one: lexi: "I aM LeGalLy BlINd"

[@TheLexikitty]

hey i had to work hard for that legal license to be blind

[@Dread0-0]

@@TheLexikitty lol

[@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as]

Unfortunately I can't be blind because it's illegal to be blind in Russia

[@Dimension-hs7uk]

I love everyone on EmKay, each of them have a personality that makes them amazing and loveable 😊

[@Jabcat-ov7ln]

take a shot every time lexi said they’re legally blind

[@sizzleyfries3421]

Anybody else notice how lexi's voice was deeper during the ridge sponser or was it just me?

[@littleyellowdeer]

SizzleyFries maybe it’s like a “professional voice” that just...happens

[@tomcommenter2650]

Yeah

[@fireoflife5219]

Maybe his mic is farther away because he’s reading the company script thing

[@neilyworm]

@@fireoflife5219 i think lexi uses she/her!! :D

[@TheLexikitty]

[@CoinKid]

Me: skip skip skip sponcer Also me: frick i went to far Also also me: goes back and sees the sponcer again Lexi: mildly infuriating

[@Kathylovesart]

13:50 the first thing I thought when I saw this was “oh cool the pan flag 💖💛💙 :)”

[@tired3011]

is your pfp Patton?

[@Kathylovesart]

@@tired3011 Maybe :) (Yes the answer is yes-)

[@tired3011]

@@Kathylovesart i thought so. it’s really cute.

[@corrosivestar]

... a fander I find?

[@Kathylovesart]

@@corrosivestar Maybe :)

[@beeisdumbaf]

8:07 : Somebody skipped math in their Architecture class Now they put the ceiling in the wrong place It looks really dumb -

[@karm3lkitty71]

"You soggy cucumber" that is one of the most creative insults I have ever heard.

[@the_little_gameryt633]

He said zucchini

[@senza4591]

What's that, a pickle?

[@ezzyedits6942]

@@the_little_gameryt633 *she

[@the_little_gameryt633]

@@ezzyedits6942 i dont f*cking care

[@phillyjoe4798]

Did you ever wonder what Emkay theme is? It is called “all bets are off” it’s from cuphead!!!

[@IaintStoopid]

Joe Phillips just recently got cuphead for the ps4, i felt like it was familiar but couldn’t pick out where from, thanks,

[@mafic3351]

Yeah, i commented that on the first emkay video i ever watched, awesome.

[@the866-sushi]

15:05 They're playing a game of rush hour! Leave them be.

[@deadinsidedoggo6835]

Whats mildly infuriating? You charge your iphone or ipad on a position that your device is most likely to fall then it falls and bents your fricking charger

[@touchthatrhino639]

15:00 It’s just a game of life sized rush hour.

[@Zephricfox]

i know right... no one seems to see that

[@egdog5169]

Damn that got me some childhood nostalgia I played with that thing for like 475 hours total

[@marbleracingstudios9552]

EmKay ads are just so much better. It could just be Lexi’s voice, but still. I actually want a wallet now, and I’m only 14 Edit: Ok, well I guess a lot of kids have wallets, too

[@sonder3101]

Most people I know have a wallet(I’m 15)and I’ve had one for a couple years it’s not that weird

[@Handomondo]

I’m 11 and I have a wallet

[@paul-lm2yo]

What is so weird about having a wallet with 14?

[@ThreeGachaTeers]

im 12 And i have 2, one is empty so yh qwq

[@whotalkedwhilekirtwastalki3219]

I’m a pre-born 2 week old fetus and I have a wallet.

[@StupidAnimation]

Drinking game: every time Lexi says legally blind, take a sip

[@keahliejeancruz]

lexi's voice just puts me in a good mood like she just sounds so sweet

[@someperson5312]

doesnt sound like a she to me

[@Premjit5ingh]

@@someperson5312 she's transgender

[@someperson5312]

Smiles 22 ohhhh ok 👌🏻

[@AzosREBORN]

When You Think the word "scam" is free: *BUY BUY BUY* And then you realized your life savings are gone: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@connorssmallengines6663]

Sfmsmg4 - Video's what

[@er-xj8sn]

Thats deep

[@jdturtleboy2961]

Me having ocd: I shouldn’t watch this Me 20 minutes later: another one

[@tash4270]

Being called sexy at 5.30 am after being awake for a couple hours with anxiety.... awwww 🥰 you’re delightful

[@Lucas-qt5uu]

Me: I think I'll check out that wallet because it looks cool. Price: Us$ 75 Me: Nevermind

[@Mosslistic]

‘Bulky wallets’ *Laughs in no money*

[@fingergunsheyyy2767]

"It comes in many colors, including rose gold, *carbon titanium,* "

[@kakyoin5862]

gold is technically a color

[@ameliarose47]

9:33 I started a new job 2 weeks ago and worked in retail for the past two years, and this made me appreciate not working in it so much more. Soooo many people did this it was unbelievable. People genuinely just set things down and walk away forgetting it.

[@insertname6333]

"First!" That is infuriating on personal level but still can find it on every videos that exist

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

@@sensei2233 did you read it fully

[@insertname6333]

I replaced yet with but just to annoy people

[@rikkibeard8710]

@@sensei2233 r/woooosh

[@sensei2233]

True

[@gayrat1816]

F i r s t

[@obnoxioussoul2376]

When they said “you motivationally challenged pineapple”... I felt that

[@obnoxioussoul2376]

I-

[@ice-wu3bk]

Imagine being on youtube for so long that you memorize sponsors’ scripts

[@hitthetraget8233]

10:23 Someone did it over 2 spaces, came over to my car and said "sorry, you cant park there" in the most petty voice i've heard

[@mokko759]

Fun fact: Heinz also did a ketchup and mayo blend called Mayochup. The fun part of this? Mayochup means shit-face in Cree.

[@taramcareavey6723]

lol

[@КаналВорона-в9д]

We call it ketchunaise here

[@mokko759]

@@КаналВорона-в9д That's basically what everybody calls it but Heinz decided they were going to market it as Shit-Face in a squeezy bottle.

[@Greenicegod]

Here in Utah, we just call it fry sauce

[@aquaticangel3380]

Haha, so there’s this lotion that says “breakout free” on it, meaning it should not make anyone have a breakout from using it. Guess what happened...

[@brentpetry9monthsago115]

Same thing with the "tear free" shampoos.

[@ayajade6683]

@@brentpetry9monthsago115 those aren't tear free it's tear(the ripping one) free english is a fun language

[@egdog5169]

@@ayajade6683 so it means the *bottle* won't *rip* into parts

[@ayajade6683]

@@egdog5169 no just means won't tear the hair

[@wachinga]

Good to see Lexi putting her r/rareinsults skills to the test

[@greentea1396]

"How popular are you?" Emkay: i got 2k views in 4 minutes

[@marsimane259]

I don't want to be that guy, but it should be "we" not "I" cause emkay is a team not 1 person. I'm sorry for being like this but a ton of people refer to emkay as a singular person and it's starting to get to me 😅

[@greentea1396]

@@marsimane259 yeah sorry and you don't have to type a whole essay I'm sorry for wasting your time typing that essay

[@marsimane259]

@@greentea1396 oh it's no problem, typing essays on the internet is my passion and aesthetic 😂 have a good day dude 😊

[@greentea1396]

@@marsimane259 you too :D

[@undertalegamer8571]

There's a CaptainSauce video on KZbin where he got 80K likes in 4 hours.

[@nerdoftheatre]

I didn't realize there was a wallet ad and I thought, for the longest time, it was just some weird meme. I'm ashamed at how long it took me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@eggboy13uwu65]

Let's appreciate that at 7:30 emkay blurred out the name so we won't get any spoilers

[@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh]

Thanks editor

[@Velociraptor69420]

I feel like Lexi is like the main character in a video game and his videos are just little bits of backstory we have to put together

[@HyacinthTheArtist]

Her. Lexi is a woman.