r/Facepalm | that's- that's you...

[@EmKay]

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[@CountryBallHistories]

Sponsor?

[@L-30]

Alright

[@ericmacintosh]

k

[@CosmicTheWeb]

@Allen Edwards that's just how life works

[@fattoosshh]

I need to pee brb

[@helium_yang]

"The surgeons died because they breathed in their own carbohydrates" No one: The surgeons who snorted their lunch before a surgery: 👁👄👁

[@wta1518]

That person is just an idiot.

[@Saiavinn]

Thank you for pointing this out. My brain autocorrected to "carbon dioxide" for me, so I didn't even catch that one! XD

[@Numbertwo22]

to be fair if you snorted enough carbohydrates it would kill you.

[@nickyengelbrecht5114]

Hippo laws! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickyengelbrecht5114]

@@wta1518 Absolutely. Apparently they have a secret stash of highly trained surgeons, that they secretly send to replace the ones that have died from snorting carbohydrates. Those darn hippo laws!😂😂😂

[@qobbs]

1:20 Karen: *isn't allowed in store because she's not wearing a mask* Karen: This is an Avengers level threat.

[@adrher13]

@apollo the Spheromancer Isn't it illegal to false call the police? In Spain that would be a fine for you just for the stupidity

[@iisgreen6930]

@apollo the Spheromancer Exactly! i wish people would understand that businesses are private and that as long as the owners are not discriminating or breaking any laws, they can make rules and force people to leave if they break them. It is no different from if someone told me to follow certain rules in their house.

[@karmaseizure6749]

Karen: I'm calling the police Police: what's the matter Karen: they told me to wear a mask Police and cashier:🤦🤦🤦 Police to cashier: your doing a great job

[@kaparg]

@@iisgreen6930 tbh,there are many sutpud laws for businesses that i would honestly be pretty happy to avoid. Also,what's the problem with discrimination? Doesn't he own that property? Can't he dictate the rules of the place he paid for and puts work on?

[@iisgreen6930]

@@kaparg No. Discrimination is wrong. If discrimination was legal, we would still have segregation.

[@justsomerandomdumbass34]

The artist at the start: it ain’t much, but it’s honest work

[@cielo6490]

me: what the f***k

[@sophiea7]

It always be like that

[@waddletea5866]

@@cielo6490 f word with 2 k lols

[@hannahmontana4401]

its also the bi flag if you look at the naiil colors

[@cherandshane2683]

I skip the fanart

[@deerkota]

re: kids being around people with disabilities when I was a kid, a family friend's daughter came over, and she was wheelchair bound. my mom told me recently that I never asked what was wrong or anything, just said, "hi! do you wanna play?" and long story short, I ended up painting nail polish on the both of us because I thought it was body glitter.

[@Saiavinn]

wholesome~

[@-touya_todoroki]

Aww

[@crezupcuz228]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIfSmJZvm9lmd5I

[@realswobby]

This is so cute :3

[@anotherxrdsacc4711]

Lol look at those bots in replies

[@starfruit7869]

Man: *takes a selfie of him being "choked"* Mirror: allow me to introduce myself

[@aimliard2276]

It hurts when someone so cute is so desperate

[@smexysalami2406]

You do realise that he did it on purpose, right?

[@smexysalami2406]

Lmao these bots

[@Mithcoriel]

@@smexysalami2406 Did what on purpose? Revealed to his followers that he was choking himself and not being choked by a girl?

[@caseyodonnell5661]

That deaf one actually frustrates me as I am deaf and I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t get my cochlears.

[@thefailure7789]

What?

[@thefailure7789]

You mean cochleas right?

[@caseyodonnell5661]

@@thefailure7789 nah, a cochlear is a type of hearing aide

[@coaldrivr]

Yeah same my parents are deaf and also what are cochlears? Edit: Ohh I know what it is know i googled it

[@gaylussac6156]

@@thefailure7789 Cochlear Implants allow deaf people to receive sound signals directly to their brain electrically. Doesn’t mean they can suddenly interpret those signals, but at least they hear.

[@randompeople1648]

Me:*getting bullied* Teacher:understandable,have a great day!

[@austinnetherton9613]

Me:the bully

[@MC-ur6qv]

@@austinnetherton9613 I can see why your wife left and took the kids

[@TTV_TANK]

Hotel: Trivago

[@randompeople1648]

my bully:*called me gay* me:*cornered him and beat him up* Teacher:good

[@kelsedraws5141]

In the 4th grade I got bullied so much I just said "Screw it" and kicked him in the damn balls, the thing was that the principle was like "Accident or not, she probably would be sick of you doing that", lemme be honest, we need way more people like him

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

emkay: omae wa, mou shindeirou.. me: *I-.. i've never heard those words in years..*

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Nani?!

[@dumbweeb6942]

Uhh, technically lol ;)

[@saturniunyttech679]

Omae wa, mou shindeiru = you're already dead Nani?! = What?!

[@HuginnTheNord]

Yo there is actually 5 bots in here ALLOW IT FAM this is actually so dumb, all reported

[@dumbweeb6942]

@@HuginnTheNord Are you saying you reported me, cuz I was making a joke. I somehow misread that as "in my life" and not "in years..." lol so I said "Technically ;)" not a bot :|

[@ackrat704]

"Is that hand flavored soup?" *Kira's theme starts playing*

[@himizaziousssecondwip3045]

Yare6are

[@neerbon9417]

He's gonna come after you like he did with Shigechi

[@thedecapitator3952]

Killer queen has already touched the spoon

[@zerpyrhys7578]

AAAAÀAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaa AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA aaaa

[@stinekira]

Bro my name is Kira...

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

Robin: "Is that hand flavoured soup? Like chunky? Got some fingers in there.. yum yum yum.." This isn't suppose to be r/cursedcomments.... o.o

[@allingbrodniak8819]

YUBI YUBI

[@KeoneSpirit]

Robin sounding a bit like Yoshikage Kira...

[@earthsofficialvegetable3782]

Damn it it. The bots are taking over the comment sections. Hurry we got to get to the relevant comments

[@trgtheredghost6528]

Reported all bots in this comment thread

[@exceptionallyriso]

I am totally a bot uvu

[@gaspshichat]

Robin: H- Me: **LOUD "SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN A WHILE" NOISES**

[@TurdaleNerdingle]

Same tho

[@ItzSkipper_]

Nope.

[@Ryothh]

why are there 2 RITA’s lmao

[@jessicabrown5885]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKHbcoRmr55sf7s

[@droppedlotus]

Ryoth Gaming bots

[@reedmoore550]

"Do you know what the red October revolution is?" Everyone: No Me: *(soviet anthem quietly plays in the background)*

[@vintage2653]

Soviet Revolution. Are you a fellow history buff or a Russian?

[@haldanandpako2755]

I know!!!

[@simonvolny]

CJA Music In Europe we call this Common knowledge

[@vintage2653]

@@simonvolny last I checked I didn't ask you

[@ezronthelegend]

@@vintage2653 hahahhahaha

[@AverageHandle_]

I’ve got a Facepalm Buying an expensive bag/purse/wallet because it’s supposed to have stuff in it

[@drantigon]

🤦‍♂️

[@ItzSkipper_]

Facepalmed

[@drantigon]

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! you're late

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@drantigon late for what? church confessionals?

[@AnimateTronix]

@@drantigon da fu-

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"hay there it's me, your dad" *father..?*

[@murderofcrows3116]

daddy?

[@Collin212]

@anime e bob ahaha uh

[@ItzSkipper_]

My dad is dead.

[@leovrhovec6553]

@@ItzSkipper_ same

[@ItzSkipper_]

I'm actually happy about it :/

[@floopismcfloorpus4396]

Me: *reads guy from **3:20** - **3:29* Also me: *An entire third of Europe would like to talk to you*

[@yourlocalfbiagent1624]

Listen to everything i say

[@GunnarTobus]

Life in the U.S. is great if you just sit in a corner and try to ignore everything.

[@frog1405]

I mean, you're not wrong

[@shatteredrose4583]

Life in North Korea is great if you sit in a corner and try to ignore everything

[@veilofthevale974]

Life is great if you sit in a corner and try to ignore everything

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Until people from all sides come and assault you for not supporting their side, thereby supporting their opposition. And then they refuse to accept that, if they hadn't attacked you for being impartial, you wouldn't hate their side now.

[@melodi2036]

@@Kartoffelkamm 🤷🏾‍♀️ rather you just be honest about your hate than be impartial. While you're comfortably impartial in your house, people are dying

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

7:15 When you're such a rabid anti-masker that you're willing to drive hundreds of miles to cross the state line just to buy groceries, instead of being slightly inconvenienced for a few minutes in your local grocery store. She's literally admitting that she travels from a state that has a total of over 75,000 COVID cases and nearly 2000 deaths to a state with only 32,000 cases and 343 deaths, just to buy groceries. This behavior is why things are getting worse, not better.

[@DeDraconis]

What implies she doesn't live on the border? I mean you're right about the rest closest town to my town is actually in the next state at 5mi and the nearest one within my state is 15mi away. For years we get a bunch of Sunday traffic from people needing to buy booze here because their state isn't allowed to sell on that day. xD

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

@@DeDraconis We have no way of knowing how far she lives from the border, but the fact that she's complaining about it implies she doesn't love right next to it.

[@DeDraconis]

@@FirstLast-cg2nk Eh, no, it implies that it's somehow inconvenient or offensive to her. Nothing infers that she's going hundreds of miles for groceries. I mean, come on. The ice cream would melt.

[@peachypunchy]

DeDraconis stilllll if you’re willing to drive to a whole different state for the sole purpose of not wearing a mask, there’s something very, very wrong with you (unless you’re in a ghost town and the only store near you is in another state. But regardless, wear a fucking mask)

[@lucasceleste4743]

@@DeDraconis That's... Exactly what they just said.

[@thepineappleofdoom]

I can’t believe they took the time to hire an actor to hide the fact Robin is actually a bird

[@llechium]

7:16 I'm an Idahoan, and let me tell ya, _I'm on the verge of duct taping people's faces to show them what free breathing really isn't._

[@Kartoffelkamm]

At this point, if I had 3 wishes, I'd wish for an unlimited supply of masks, an unlimited supply of super glue, and the ability to stop time.

[@sweebow5288]

@@Kartoffelkamm or just wish for everyone to always wear their mask

[@Kartoffelkamm]

@@sweebow5288 Because then I wouldn't have an unlimited amount of glue and masks, or the ability to stop time. Granted, I could just wish for everyone to act properly (aka not putting others in danger through their actions), and then wish for some cool super powers. Or I could wish for titans like in Huntik to exist, and Huntik Foundation to be real, with me as a high-ranking member with an assortment of mostly water-based titans and spells, but also the Legendary Titan of Disease.

[@Galaxy-gy9fs]

I'm a minnesotan and I'm about to commit war crimes if blm doesn't shut the fuck up with killing people, like sure protest from equality but do it peacefully

[@Sarika38]

I wanna help! I've already got 12 rolls of duct tape!!😈😁

[@friedchicken2606]

Btw the AR in AR-15 means “armalite rifle” not “assault rifle”

[@3rdmonarch352]

I did not know that...thank you

[@TripleBarrel06]

@heasel fatches yeah the manufacturer of the AR-15 is called Armalite, hence the designation. AR as an abbreviation of "assault rifle" is drawn from first person shooters.

[@Silent_Death_0]

Well I still call Assault rifles ARs

[@masterofadapting]

Armalite sounds like a Pokémon

[@andrix7777]

@ΔΠDRΣШ LΔSTΠΔMΣ TPD • 50 years ago Why did you think about getting an armalite* rifle at 10-11 Edit: fixed AR mistake even though I just read that AR isn't Assault Rifle (I don't have a brain)

[@Lincoln69420]

11:30 my mother is a nurse, that’s bullshił and and don’t even need to prove that lmao

[@thecloaker7962]

But what if she's a government controlled AI????😱😱😱

[@beautifulmeeses]

@@thecloaker7962 oh my GOD

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

Ya'll just insane

[@Lincoln69420]

@@christianjudeberbano3134 you missed the joke

[@danielcornett1534]

me too

[@chobez271]

Fact: 50% of the people who says “America is the worst country ever” are americans

[@cheyennearnett8534]

Actually, your probably right. I'm an American who says that all the time. It's true, we suck

[@livirus3826]

and 100% of the people who say "America is the greatest country ever" are also Americans. Because no one outside the US agrees with them!

[@anomaloustick4471]

CheyChey :P America doesn’t suck

[@christianjudeberbano7613]

*soviet union anthem intensifies

[@Biblically-Accurate-Jet]

I say every morning I wake Up, thank for reminding how much my country often Sucks

[@MeowCat489]

Even if the mirror wasn't there WTH HAPPENED TO HIS "GIRLFRIEND'S" HAND

[@Silent_Death_0]

VAMPIRE

[@MeowCat489]

@@Silent_Death_0 omg vampires exist :O

[@nicke.8622]

@@Silent_Death_0 It is I, DIO!

[@nicke.8622]

The bots can reply now!?

[@nicke.8622]

Gosh dangit, their learning....

[@owenpezzorello701]

everyone: dies of corona me, an intuecuell: installs anti virus

[@gunpowderketamine]

*i n t u e c u e l l”

[@superphobe7765]

Your kinda not an intellectual with that spelling.

[@gunpowderketamine]

@@superphobe7765 You’re* lmao

[@joelhoon1707]

@@gunpowderketamine lmoe* lmoe

[@superphobe7765]

@@gunpowderketamine Laugh my ass off* Laugh my ass off.

[@ricardogabrielurcuyoruiz2273]

Imagine being a subreddit that doesnt talk about eating dead people this post was made by the r/cursedcomments gang

[@murderofcrows3116]

we should have more subreddits on cannibalism

[@runarigus]

Imagine not being scared of the cursedcomments subreddit This post was made by every subreddit that isn't cursedcomments

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

:O

[@ricardogabrielurcuyoruiz2273]

@@murderofcrows3116 you are right

[@ItzSkipper_]

CURSE YOU!

[@bjarnivalur6330]

11:05 This has to be a troll, I refuse to believe that this is real.

[@ok-bo8ml]

exactly what i thought

[@alexsenties9938]

Since when do surgeons inhale carbohydrates?

[@madayaquino5660]

@@alexsenties9938 bread air

[@alexsenties9938]

@@madayaquino5660 haha yes le _bread air_

[@James.D.B.]

I was chuckling the whole time reading it because of how dumb it was, troll or not, it's also funny how they only mention surgeons wearing masks every day for hours for months when plenty of other medical staff do the same

[@liber2350]

5:37 even more accurate headline: hearing parent cares for about deaf child and does something about it because to be honest being deaf has no benefits (no offense) so really they are just making their child’s life better, no decision needed.

[@calvinmayer7884]

being deaf is like a honor for deaf people, they wear it with pride, but im still a dumb kid and don't know anything so my opinion doesn't matter

[@calvinmayer7884]

but yea it is a scientific breakthrough and humans should be proud

[@computr166]

@kez ••• hear of course im pretty sure deaf people wants to hear stuff

[@computr166]

@kez ••• yeah

[@thecloaker7962]

@@calvinmayer7884 No, they pride themselves in being able to accomplish things despite such and unfortunate disability. They don't walk around with #deafpride shirts lmao.

[@jerichosis]

A demon in human skin..... Why does this sound oddly like something out of Five Nights At Freddy's? - Wait. Michael is that you?

[@shabillalma4907]

Oh My god wait if it isn't Micheal from the Games...Stanley is that You?

[@President_Starscream]

Damn, if only the human immune system knew how to stop before killing itself.

[@aadarshroy3216]

S T E R O I D S It's a joke

[@cupkakesprinkles9584]

“Got some fingers in there?” “ yum yum yum?”

[@trikzgalore8924]

I stayed up for this video I needed to sleep 3 hours ago

[@murderofcrows3116]

r/madlad

[@TheKittyQueen3120]

Go to sleep

[@ryancrowe827]

What time is it where you are

[@Clovalei]

So I'm not alone

[@trikzgalore8924]

it’s 5 in the morning

[@piperculp2850]

I was a a shop the other day and a person came in without a mask, so to “protect” others she put her hand over her mouth instead, and then after she left another person came in wearing a mask... over their chin, why even wear it if you aren’t going to use it. Just because it is on you doesn’t mean it works unless you wear it properly.

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

Atleast the one that put her hand over her mouth was covering her mouth.

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! tf is that pfp and username

[@aaddss9846]

wearing a mask protects urself not others... stop saying that bs... if u follow the rules than someone not wearing a mask risks just themselves

[@HuginnTheNord]

Wow you were a whole shop thats crazy

[@HuginnTheNord]

@@aaddss9846 wearing a mask is LITERALLY to protect people from YOU and if you sneeze, cough, or breathe out any germs that can reach as far as 6 ft, the masks one use is to STOP the germs from escaping the mask.🤦🏼‍♂️cant believe ppl are ACTUALLY this dumb

[@unordinariyno_one5493]

4:38 okay, whomlet gardens sister out? Lol I just realized that auto correct corrected this, its ment to say: Okay, who let Karren' s sister out?

[@Charlie-yt2iy]

7:14 I live in Idaho- That girl who's driving here just to buy groceries isn't allowed lol

[@isaiahchapman7660]

Emkay: posts of facepalm video *Everybody liked that*

[@ItzSkipper_]

Everybody *facepalm'd*

[@davve23]

Emkay: *posts anything Heres the correction. Also i rate your meme 5/10. I didnt laugh but it was quiete funny. The main reason its low; is that its overdone and i see it everywhere. But i like the fact youre complimenting the channel

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2]

Fr

[@jack_on_crac]

@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 didn't I see you somewhere by the way again like this other person this is not a dating app this is KZbin

[@shatteredrose4583]

But the AR-15 stands for Armalite Rifle. It has nothing to do with assault.

[@auugh43546]

wrong it stands for almond rifle

[@MR-ez8hh]

wrong it stands for armadillo rustler

[@forestflies8986]

wrong it stands for amor rifle

[@aktaco2099]

wrong it stands for ass rifle

[@douxiepoo]

wrong it stands for adolf rifle

[@zocsyt7887]

i love that demon thing in the beginning Holy fuck this has alot of likes wtf

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

the. *WHAT*

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

Same

[@sooty8302]

Yes, me too

[@Managable_Mayhem]

He's the first one I actually thought the term 'literal satan' perfectly fits to...absolutely creepy and likely a bit mental.

[@godhentai]

You mean the demon or the teeth whitening ad

[@doge8530]

6:33 Ar doesnt stand for assault rifle even though many ppl think so. It actually stands for Armalite, the company that made the first ar-15 otherwise known as M-16a1

[@-.0-0.-]

1:01 Kinda looks like my teacher's desktop in 10th grade,

[@runarigus]

U h

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

Same

[@-.0-0.-]

@Dark_ Knight His desk was in the middle of the classroom and he'd often connect his laptop to the old projector we have when he wanted to show the class a video or something, and I still dont know why, to this day he never used folders.

[@justchaotic.]

0:11 "Child, I won't do anything, L e t M e T o u c h Y o u"

[@runarigus]

This comment makes me feel _u n s a f e_

[@jessicabrown5885]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKHbcoRmr55sf7s

[@theredneckbuddha2763]

8:09 No Emkay, this is actually very realistic. In gun shops, there is an extreme caution to be taken; announcing you have a gun before asking to brandish it or set it on the counter is a great example. Believe it or not, people are stupid enough to whip a gun out and/or rob gun stores. Wearing a mask is kind of a no-no in a gun shop, it's just etiquette, and I wouldn't be surprised if the men and women behind the counters wore them.

[@stargazer1998]

So... what if they wear a completely see-through welding mask

[@theredneckbuddha2763]

@@stargazer1998 I might be wooshing here but I don't think they make see-through welding masks; they're the way they are for a reason 😅

[@stargazer1998]

@@theredneckbuddha2763 it’s cheaper but not as effective.

[@jotarokujo3887]

@@stargazer1998 no it's not no as effective it's just not effective

[@feywildheart2878]

Well, I hope the owners and customers boomsticks can protect them from a virus. Maybe if they fire a warning shot up their nose, they won't stuggle to breathe anymore.

[@arham8079]

Guy: *takes a pic of himself getting choked* Mirror: allow me to introduce yourself

[@mollygrader4918]

Me: *-Wears mask-* Every single Karen 1 mile away: WhY aRe YoU wEaRiNg ThAt

[@jonfarr2831]

2:07 That's about how long it took me to realize this wasn't a bit introducing the next post.

[@parkerwells3317]

At 6:30 the second person is right The AR in AR-15 stands for Armalite Rifle, not Assault Rifle

[@im_none_of_your_business_0361]

11:33 this girl really did not say "breathing in their own *CARBOHYDRATES* " Ummmmmm lady........... I think you should probably do some research cause ppl can't breathe in that stuff🤦‍♂️

[@ELbabotas1]

is that a challenge?

[@qzamboni]

Pretty sure that whole post was a joke.

[@plague6566]

Technically...

[@gala_x_mangoes8074]

3:53 omg both of my parents do this... JUST YESTERDAY my dad got me a new skateboard and offered to teach me to use it.. then a few hours after he took it away until I could "do something that will actually make a difference in my future".. that being the homework not due until next week... this happens all the time, they have even given away a puppy I had for 2 YEARS because I got a C+ on a test...

[@raaston9761]

call child services that is abuse

[@revolrz22]

The assault rifle comment almost half-correct. The modern definition of an 'assault rifle' is arbitrary. The technical definition is a firearm with a detachable box magazine, select fire capability, and an intermediate cartridge. However, the definition of 'intermediate cartridge' is 100% arbitrary and not based on any well defined metric. So, no. There is no such thing.

[@plague6566]

If there's a rifle, and you can assault people with it. Boom; assault rifle Spray on some camo paint to make a: _Tactical Assault Rifle_

[@trainfanman0722]

Should I say AK-47 during this gun meeting?

[@basketcase1235]

and the thing is, the AR-15 lacks one of those traits: select fire capabilty. it's just a normal rifle wrapped in plastic

[@creativedesignation7880]

I love how we argue about the technicallities of how those things are named and not about how they are made to kill people. Sticking to the important stuff.

[@revolrz22]

@@creativedesignation7880 Why would we argue about 'how they're made to kill people'? There's literally nothing to argue over. Do you have a point, or is this some sort of vapid virtue signaling?

[@Lunarcreeper]

4:13 THATS MY POST.... SERIOUSLY?? MY POST ON AN EMKAY VIDEO?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Unless it was a repost or something

[@channie3081]

Damn.. Congrats

[@embreadiment]

Damn...repost

[@engineergaming948]

@@embreadiment why you gotta rain on his parade cmon man

[@embreadiment]

@@engineergaming948 I wouldn't be surprised if he started sobbing considering I have a negative emotional aura hahahaha!!!!!! ppp ussy!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Fahimlol]

@@embreadiment using ten thousand explanation marks is extremely cringy in my opinion

[@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843]

Okay, I have a bunny, and my dad dislikes (he doesn't hate her, just stays away from her) her because he's allergic, but he knows that she's and emotional support animal and she helps me through a lot. If he EVER threatened her life, much less get rid of her for any reason I WOULD LOSE IT. I'd call the cops, move out, take my brother with me and never speak to him again. My dad is amazing and would never do that, and I'm lucky to have him. But for those of you who aren't lucky to have good parents: If they don't treat you well, they aren't your family. You have absolutely no obligation to them. My mom was horribly abusive and I currently have no contact with her. It hurts, but I no longer fear coming home or going out into public with her waiting for a bomb to go off. No one deserves to feel that weight. You deserve people in your life who respect you, so don't settle for less than that.

[@tokokkino7936]

Ok ok, so I’m not tryna start an argument but I saw this of this at 6:19 in the video, there is no such thing as an assault rifle, it is a term in video games/books/movies. AR actually stands for ArmaLite Rifle, not assault rifle

[@Caseofgames]

Actually, that’s not true. It’s believed that the term “assault rifle” was coined by Adolf Hitler (of all people) back in the mid-20th century. I’m springing an r/whoosh trap, aren’t I?

[@tokokkino7936]

@Caseofgames after reading this I did some research and you are right that assault rifles did exist, however they worked and looked differently from the current ArmaLite rifle, so there is no such thing as an Assault rifle currently in production, but they have existed

[@blackbed5108]

@@tokokkino7936 its both search up assault rifle and youll see all the assault rifles and before you say google is wrong, it's now right because of modern interpretation. things change

[@jishoku8203]

Emkay: *Posts* *Everyone Liked That*

[@vampirez921]

1:25 when I worked for Walmart last year a woman was saying employees should complain about masks for customers. Also that employees need to stop harassing customers about wearing masks. I said, "so sorry my job requirement is a form of harassment. If you have a problem with it please file a complaint to the corporate office. I'm not doing it for you." What annoyed me even more is that she was also sympathetic to us employees, yet she'll say bad things about us over being politely asked to wear a mask. At the time of this we weren't even making it a rule yet for the store. We were politely asking in suggestion because a few weeks later we were going to enforce that people need to wear them. At that time if a customer didn't want to we would say, "okay but please consider next time wearing one."

[@joeswanson8953]

Remember when this subreddit was filled with fails and not anti maskers and antivaxxers EDIT: can y’all please keep the political stuff out of this, I’m not trying to be a jerk or anything, it’s just I don’t want anybody to have a big argument over it

[@rexjolles]

Yeah. Well I mean they're idiots so it fits, but it's getting a bit old

[@purpledragon2442]

Rex Jolles it makes me more angry than anything. What happened in history to make us the most dumbass country in the world?

[@theunknowman12]

Humanity is sure going downhill

[@purothelatexqueen5844]

I read that in the Joe Swanson voice

[@zanyraccoon6361]

Eh, I personally quite tired of the mask stuff too. Besides, wasn't there a country without masks that still had the same rates as America? They're more like security blankets. Just to clarify I'm not talking about high end, professional masks, I'm talking about the cheap ones people just keep using without washing or replacing.

[@Rjm00]

Breathe in your own carbohydrates I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@aregulargamer4144]

0:30 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone (god damn how has nobody made this joke yet from jojos bizarre adventure)

[@JamerG]

_DAMNIT, I WAS GONNA DO THAT!_

[@FirstnameLastname-ml5bp]

You have seen bites za dausto

[@andrewbritton9043]

“I don’t even know how you burn titanium” With fire 🔥

[@kentucky_fried_children735]

DISCLAIMER: any injuries caused by face palming "em kay" ain't responsible

[@SarahAbramova]

6:10 I went to a store, and one of the staff didn't wear her mask over her nose. I told her that it goes over your nose. Then she, get this, TOOK OFF THE MASK, to say "I like to breathe, it doesn't hurt your feelings". YEAH, BUT IT HURTS EVERYONE'S SURVIVAL, KAREN!

[@sythlikesfrogs]

Emkay: "is that hand-flavored soup?" Me: *pours soup on my hands and starts sucking my fingers*

[@envikka]

*Stay right where you are*

[@MadameChouette800]

After you washed them I hope.

[@goldenraidz1090]

Me: **Clicks Vid** Me: **Notices that the vid has 68 dislikes** Me: I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

[@KageDarkAngel]

Get your strength back fast! It is up to 357 now!

[@marcogonzales7070]

J S silence 5 year old.

[@blackoutlol2857]

11:10 yeah there’s so many surgeons out there suffocating because they keep inhaling loaves of bread instead of oxygen. (I could barely keep a straight face trying to type that 🤣)

[@laughablefebruary14th]

“hand flavored soup? got some chucks in there, some fingers?” what the hell

[@nicoleprime3669]

I am I simple man I see Emkay, I click I see stupidity, I facepalm

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Dying is breathtaking

[@murderofcrows3116]

you are a very simple man

[@Scugzerker]

Captain here; "burnt" titanium is not necessarily a titanium colour (titanium is probably added to make it sound fancy and expensive). It's a colour-grade formed from heating steel (works best on clean/polished steel) to certain temperatures. How it forms, I don't know, but each colour represents a different temperature. Yellow colours represent temperatures from ~200°C to ~245°C. If you go higher you get brown/red-ish shades until you reach 271°C after which it turns purple slowly turning blue when approaching 300°C. Above that it slowly becomes grey until it starts glowing a dull red (at ~590°C). If the steel is hardened and tempered, you'll lose all hardness when you get above 400°C (which is the tempering of a spring) and you'll have to re-quench it if you don't want your steel to bend on butter. The more you know.

[@beingweirdisnormal1404]

"I wonder how many of them will survive?" I think it might be bad my instant thought was "I hope none."

[@RuiMadeNeneBot]

Conspiracy theory obsessed Mom: 5g causes violence Daughter: I just wanna go to five guya

[@aidankeys8534]

11:00 Playing loud music upsets the neighbors.

[@Grimwulfie]

A true contender for the original song

[@Blade_Of_Heaven]

Me: Please Dad, I'm only 13. Dad: R I D G E W A L L E T

[@dorianhardgreeves6101]

2:53 is when the ridge ad ends

[@sonny2593]

Good lad 👌

[@purothelatexqueen5844]

The hero we wanted and needed but don't deserve

[@apollo5251994]

5:44 “Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right.”

[@divyeshraibusgeet54]

2:51 so nobody's gonna talk about the desktop background...

[@cheyennearnett8534]

Maybe he did it for a joke? Change of subject, whatcha been up to, Hitler?

[@Silent_Death_0]

Stalin is bettwr than you Adolf

[@divyeshraibusgeet54]

@@Silent_Death_0 I was the hero that we needed but not deserve

[@divyeshraibusgeet54]

@@cheyennearnett8534 ;)

[@itsl3489]

"we shoot people with masks" I thought they had a harmless mask launcher in there, maybe some type of mask-prepelling slingshot and was wondering about the intended point. Then I got it... I guess I'm the facepalm now?

[@sarafontanini7051]

and signs like that are why I'm glad I'm not american if I can't even go shopping without someone threatening to shoot me, then I'm better off not being there

[@RiZUMU_arts]

1:54 "like chunky? got some fingers in there?!.... yum, yum, yum?"

[@BlazingRoman]

1:45 "I wonder how many of them will survive." *Hopefully none.*

[@cymes82]

Wow , what a horrible person you are.

[@skjorta1984]

ah yes wishing more death on people

[@spamtongspamton9900]

hopefully? more like definitely 😎

[@alansartrignot]

Nobody: Emkay: “your gonna kill your child!! That’s so cute” Me:*starts dyeing on the floor laughing*

[@damonfischer1610]

damn you started dyeing your hair on the floor? nice

[@imgayandhaveasmallpeepeebu2285]

7:47 Robin’s trump voice has me rolling 😭

[@lilithgrave]

Wait, the government has my face? Tell them to give it back, I need it to unlock my phone.

[@lilithgrave]

Breakfast.

[@harrywaterman2812]

The third picture of robin looks like a cranky toddler 😂

[@kellyx6354]

Robin: "check out the 30,000 5-star reviews" The one person who gave it a 1-star review: *let me introduce myself* All the other peeps who loved it: *HI*

[@deadlypotato7341]

Tha fanart in the beginning had bisexual pride colored nails and I'm living for it.

[@KingScalawagVA]

Cool no one cares

[@deadlypotato7341]

@@KingScalawagVA i was just poiting it out, no need to be rude. You're not even a full skeleton.

[@walaba7038]

@@deadlypotato7341 hey! Dont bully people who are born with noskiniliocis/nomuscleliocis and partial skeleton syndrome! Its very rude! Do you know how much a person suffers?

[@deadlypotato7341]

@@walaba7038 I'm literally making a joke on a trolls name

[@walaba7038]

@@deadlypotato7341 That does not excuse your skeletalcism behaviour! You should be ashamed of your actions!

[@ventinian8475]

10:57 I get the joke, but to be a nerd for a bit, the colossal Titan stands at 60 meters (the one that destroyed the wall). 5 meters is actually pretty short as far as titans go

[@DarkRizzard69]

3:55 well this is common but it varies like they get u something u want and now they make u listen to them

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

*_2:01_**_- ah, I've been wondering what he looks like-_*

[@LoganKopach3306]

Yeah me too

[@mooseysdb8731]

11:03 the whole time I watched this part I was laughing

[@sunpoke5317]

EmKay: Hey, me, your dad. Me: Dad? You? *starts crying*

[@leahsmith1141]

"(Laughing) This guy, I swear to (angrily) GOD" Perfect reaction to a Trump statement

[@oldchannel125]

7:26 this is the reason why Washington is super cautious because of you people P.S I live in Washington and everywhere needs a mask because we want to be safe

[@Athlynne]

Ah, that's you, Robin? You're adorable! Up till now I generally pictured you as a little British boy with talking stuffed animals.

[@Djinn_Entonic]

You can catch covid-19 more than once, "what doesn't kill you make you stronger" doesn't apply because it can make you weaker

[@AzureKyle]

Heck, someone who survived getting it once months ago got a new strain of it recently. It's already starting to mutate, and we don't even have a vaccine yet.

[@captain_ravioli1514]

Antibodies aren't permanent and that's where people who survive it get careless, if you survive a bullet, don't go to Syria

[@weabalouok1678]

when your early:Kalm its been five hours:PANIK your almost early:Kalm

[@OneOfD3viousNature]

Doom guy can’t get any scarier right? Doom guy:*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*

[@SeKernisPF]

6:30 guess what, The AR in AR-15 doesn't stand for "assault rifle"

[@maryhadalamb3313]

And it’s funny because a pro-gunner was the one who made the mistake

[@irumasuzuki725]

I don't know why but I'm seeing alot of ugly people refusing to wear mask when it's the perfect opportunity for them to go outside and not cause horrors for those that sees them

[@friskycalibri2293]

Can confirm this. I haven't got any mean looks yet.

[@turiipipipturiik5261]

I know this video was published 11 months ago but I love it when it’s robin for some reason, I think it’s his voice.

[@Sunraiderr]

Hey robin! I have an intro idea for you! “Whats up guys, I'm robin, and I'm toppin! And today we're going through (SUBREDDIT)!” And for Make me suffer/TIHI “Hey guys, I'm robin, and I'm sobbin, because today we're taking a trip through (SUBREDDIT)”

[@orangutan151]

4:52 Holy shit, NO WAY did that mom just give their child hearing. Wow, giving them one of their senses without even ASKING? Unacceptable.

[@melon5691]

5:37 Oh yeah! Lemme just ask my child whether he wants to hear or not! Oh I forgot! HE CANT FUCKING HEAR

[@CertifiedHoodClassic]

People downliked this, they never even watched it... it just came out. Who ever does that makes me want to face palm.

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

we like it without watching it... so haters have a point.

[@what982]

*-downliked-*