r/Murderedbywords | GOTEM

[@lilharm]

people: “you shouldn’t make a livable wage from fast food jobs” people working those jobs: *all quit at once* people: “eh wait, now how can I get my food, ugh, kids these days are so selfish…”

[@thatdamncrow9197]

Majority of people who work minimum wage jobs live with their parents Most of the people quit because unemployment got a boost and its better then minimum wage for now It should be increased with inflation but thats about it

[@rahl163]

@@thatdamncrow9197 When I worked at olive garden making 12/hour 40+ hours a week, I made about 23~24k a year. Do you think that would be enough to raise a family on? from a restaurant that by itself made over a million dollars in profit each year? Or so our General Manager claimed several times. I had a co worker with kids who was working there and another restaurant job putting in over 60 hours of work a week. He wanted to be a barber, but could not afford to leave these jobs and pay for the schooling it would take to get licensed. And even in fast food, you don't quite to get unemployment. You quit, because the work isn't worth the pay. Or the managers were horrible people. Or you found a new job doing something else. A lot of Adults don't take these job because they are easy, they take them out of necessity and get stuck there because they can't afford opportunities to get out.

[@screamindog8772]

my older brother worked as a camp counselor, got him some college/car savings and the excess went to steam

[@heroslippy6666]

@@thatdamncrow9197 Minimum wage has been screwed by political tensions. The entire issue can be split into 2 parts. First just adjusting it every year or every other year to account for inflation is something I feel that literally everyone would agree with. Whether or not minimum wage should be a living wage can be debated. We are getting screwed because everyone is focused on living wage part. It doesn't matter if its a living wage if it doesn't keep its value over time. Its just setting yourself up for another political war down the road.

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@heroslippy6666 yep You can live on minimum wage but it does not increase with inflation with is bad

[@TheAutisticOwl]

Robin's Target story sure is something.

[@ithinkiamgoingtogetbangs.8021]

I felt bad no one commented so (ya!)

[@justsomerando4905]

Same as him ^

[@scanmyprofile671]

Same as them 👆

[@digiiiii]

I felt bad for the dude :/

[@lilackuki]

oh my goodness you have 90 comments on emkay you absolute madlad

[@TheEngieTF2]

"If you want to kill a man, use your words" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@TheHotBlade]

There he is now.

[@filipemartinho1753]

*Never bring a gun to a poetry battle*

[@bukitcengkeh1]

@@filipemartinho1753 or anything to a poetry battle

[@bukitcengkeh1]

@@ThePuppeteerr SILENCE GOVERNMENT

[@Trunch1312]

Or a gun. That works to

[@kerricaine]

okay but the whole "but janice, it's christmas!" thing legit happened to me. i told them i couldn't work christmas eve because i had to travel 4 hours to my hometown. i came in on the 26th for my scheduled shift, they let me do the whole days work, and then told me i was fired for not showing up for my shift on the 24th.

[@dennett316]

Not gonna lie, I used to dream of living in America as a kid. It looked so glamorous and cool. Now, as I've learned more about how things work over there, you couldn't pay me to live there. The health care system ALONE is as heartless and cruel as it gets, never mind the shit they put their workers through and the fetishization of guns. The US is as far from the "Greatest country in the World" as it gets, yet like the UK (where I live), they have such delusions of grandeur and this weird notion that their shit doesn't stink.

[@kerricaine]

@@dennett316 I know the feeling. Worst part is, I'm Canadian. Looking down on America is our national hobby but we're just as bad if not worse. 500+ murdered children being discovered...

[@NerdKing2nd]

@@dennett316 um i have never in my 32 years of living in us met anyone who held the idea that this country is perfect in person, and in the 12 years of working various jobs have i ever run into the kinds of problems that ever other commenter on the internet would seem to have you think runs rampart through out the entire work force, mostly factory work if that makes any difference. I've never had a problem asking off for work, and never been out of no where fired. Maybe my story is the outlier and I've just been lucky but i feel its worth being mentioned that no it isn't some giant mess some people on the internet would have you believe. It has its ups and downs same as any other country out there.

[@anonymousdragon7765]

@@NerdKing2nd I agree. The reason why America sounds a lot worse than I personally think it is is because the only kinds of stuff that goes go viral is the usually the bad stuff, plus some people go on the internet if not just to complain. All in all, it really depends on your own perspective if it. America is far from being the ‘greatest’ country, though there are plenty of things about it that I am very thankful and proud for, things that make people view it that way. It’s just that some people tend to take advantage of everything they get, and people who think they’re at the top or think what they have is the best tend to be cocky. Just like any other society. Really, it’s not the horror show the internet makes it out to be.

[@anonymousdragon7765]

@Rose's Zen Garden that’s a fact. American health care needs some work...

[@77yvurc]

"Can i buy sex at Wal-Mart?" Generic or name brand? Name brand has more variety, but generic is cheaper and does the job

[@screamindog8772]

depends on what’s on sale, if there isn’t any discounts or coupons I can find I’ll probably try Target

[@legion4076]

Name brand is the red light district and generic is the average $50 hooker on the street corner

[@mushroomsoup2866]

Fun fact: Fuck™ used to be a high-end named brand of sex, opening in the early 1600s. However, after cornering most of the market, it quickly became a genericized term - similar to what has happened to Google and Aspirin - eventually leading to them losing the trademark in 1882. Interestingly, the taboo surrounding the usage of their name began almost entirely due to an advertising campaign. After Fuck™ managed to get their name removed from dictionaries in the late 1700s, in the hopes of avoiding it becoming a generic word, their competitors at Copulation Inc® swooped in with a campaign painting Fuck™ as "too raunchy for public use", and promoting their own brands of sex in its place. After Fuck™ dissolved sometime in the early 1900s, some new brands impersonating the old have cropped up - most notably Frick™, which is still in popular use to this day.

[@iamacatperson7226]

@@mushroomsoup2866 wow. That IS a fun fact!

[@monsterberger7728]

When Robin talked about healthcare I thought he was going to commit genocide.

[@edgylearner9249]

Oh yeah, I forgot what I was about to do. Thanks for reminding me.

[@digiiiii]

💃i haven't watched the whole thing but damn💃💃

[@stationerystudies9917]

@@edgylearner9249 hold up-

[@Donquixismt]

Atleast He's not Gonna Do A Homocide

[@feywildheart2878]

@@Donquixismt I don't know whether you mean an orgy or murder, I'll take the first, please

[@KaijinZero]

jesus christ that Wendy's post wasnt a murder, that was a genocide.

[@BeckyNosferatu]

I think that describes their entire twitter. xD

[@Attaxalotl]

That post made the Pyro from Team Fortress 2 jealous.

[@TheVillager69]

Yeah but its been edited for no reason tho. Thats what kinda brings it down...

[@Obsessedwith_Ari]

Time stamp?

[@tylermech66]

I don't like Wendy's nuggets, but I can respect the sheer unadulterated _sass_ of that post.

[@Mac..266]

Fun fact: God was just setting up a spawn kill

[@tbfy_stalker9658]

HAHAHA

[@deathwingthedestroyer3632]

Bruh these bots are getting on my nerves

[@pumpkingolem9122]

its weird bots are so weird

[@Mac..266]

@@deathwingthedestroyer3632 facts

[@kyl09]

Abortion clinics

[@brainstorm623]

_"You, freaking, doorknob"_ - Robin, 2021.

[@nightniro131]

Hasn't Robin said this very often however?

[@vivacity1261]

Sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say

[@brainstorm623]

@@vivacity1261 Oh, great, now I can't unhear that in his voice and accent. XD

[@Sniper-0475]

That's what I said to my doornob

[@labyrinthine444]

none of those commas were necessary

[@OwOchakoUwUraka]

I just realised Robins "Hey Hey Hey" sounds like Bokuto if he were a depressed office worker in his early thirties still trying his best to sound motivated

[@thesearchforthemustache2589]

*Incoherent screeching*

[@arandom7595]

Oya?

[@just_chilling4396]

@@arandom7595 Oya Oya

[@kitonamilol539]

Oya oya oya?

[@cZk75137]

@hey bro Is this the new rick roll?

[@novastar6112]

Holy crap EmKay got so mad about the insurance-robotics thing. Honestly, I feel the same.

[@sandyfyffe6849]

I literally went to the hospital, because I don't have a family doctor (very low income, and no health insurance) for a abscessed tooth, didnt get any pain meds, all i got was a perscription for antibiotics, ~$3,000...

[@dragonsbreath9554]

"It's the spice of life guys." Cue old spice commercial

[@sopcannon]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYmphH5mpMyYnZY

[@hardcorerunner2354]

nah bro, I just got some soap commercial with some likely fake 5 star review

[@korbinramirez5368]

The smell that never dies -my old spice commercials

[@JamesThomas-cm2xq]

Oh lord i thought it was a joke!

[@mrdotdee]

gun gang is here now? this is good

[@crackerjack9371]

I like how robin complains about someone using “garbanzo bean” as an insult but then calls someone a doorknob

[@phlogistinatorpb]

Yeah. What does being a doorknob even mean?

[@ayoayo1044]

@@phlogistinatorpb you're boring, just kinda there all the time and no one thinks about you, and you get manhandled alot. This is just a guess though, I should look it up

[@ayoayo1044]

@@phlogistinatorpb ok so it just means they're an idiot and foolish. Still don't know where it comes from

[@avamay4224]

You let other people use you, you open doors for them, and then you stay stuck in place forever while they ignore you now that you’re no longer useful.

[@Miniminou04]

I read that as “dork-nob” and was very confused 😅

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

I once saw a native comedian who says people often ask him how he spends Thanksgiving. He says he invites his white friends over to "discover" his apartment, then force him to live in the bathroom.

[@spaghettidoodle3611]

That’s amazing

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

I must watch this comedian.

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

@@RosesTeaAndASD I think it was Russell Peters.

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

@@NoJusticeNoPeace Thank you

[@ngspace9829]

I don't get it...

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

5:12 - My sister was threatened to be fired by her supervisor at Target when she was 16 working part time. She told her 6 months in advance that she wanted to take Xmas eve off. Fast forward one week before Xmas; she finds that she's scheduled to work that day. My sis reminds her supervisor, and they look it up in some folder they had of day off requests, and find that she was approved. The supervisor insists she work that day anyway, and if she doesn't, my sis would get fired on the spot, and given horrible references so that she'd "be sure to never be able to work anywhere ever again!" My sister, being 16 and ignorant of the law, worked on Xmas eve. Fuck Target.

[@Tr0lliPop]

SUE

[@lordbalthosadinferni4384]

This sort of shit is why dealing with management is always so stressful for me. There's always a chance the manager at a new job will be understanding, but there's a much larger chance they'd happily cut my hours or force me to choose between working a double-shift or finding a new job, over anything from being two minutes late all the way up to being hospitalized due to a car accident. We're already wage slaves, then some people just HAVE to bleed you dry while they're at it.

[@babsbylow6869]

Fun fact: Fighting bigotry with bigotry is still bigotry.

[@Aaedion]

No it becomes H Y P O C R I T I C A L B I G O T R Y

[@Guessnought]

@@Aaedion arguably worse

[@babsbylow6869]

@@Aaedion Well put! 🙌

[@babsbylow6869]

@@Guessnought Honestly,, is there a worse kind? Hypocritical bigotry lacks self awareness and borders on trollishness. While there may nuanced arguments to be had for levels of crappiness, bigotry is BS in all it's forms and no matter its motivation it's still BS bigotry.

[@JackSilver1410]

The ends justify the means. Fire can indeed be fought with fire.

[@Imabeechip]

worst thing about jobs is the fact that you can put in your 2 week notice and still get fired, like my sister put in her 2 week notice at walmart but they kept giving her hours even though she was leaving, but the thing is, if she doesn't go then they can just fire her anyway. honestly all they have to do is throw the notice away and say she didn't give it to them

[@faylinnmystiquerose2224]

Should take a photo of that thing as well, or scan it or something so that you have some proof.

[@lrock48]

@@faylinnmystiquerose2224 best method is certified mail. Cheap, and you'll have record on when it was sent and when it was delivered. They can't claim they never got it.

[@Imabeechip]

@Guy Whose opinions will offend you I'm really sorry about that, it's sad that the workforce is so picky about that stuff, as long as we're doing our job well and correctly there shouldn't be a problem, your qualification for a job shouldn't be decided based on your disorder or appearance (unless it's inappropriate attire) like tattoos and hair.

[@dinahmyte3749]

If I wanna order McD's when I know I shouldn't, let me have this, I have bullet holes in my living room wall and my window leaks when it rains and my landlord won't fix it because I was late on rent during a pandemic. Sometimes I need a BRIEF burst of "ooo salty numnums" to stop thinking about my financial future.

[@madmonkey432]

Damn sorry to hear that man I hope you get in a better situation soon I always say to myself that one day my hard work will pay off

[@dinahmyte3749]

@@madmonkey432 I'm moving to an even worse neighborhood but my apartment isn't off a parking lot or street anymore, so unless my next door neighbor is garbage, I should be fine. Really I'm just trying to get to a point where every purchase, no matter how much I need it, doesn't fill me with dread and misery.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@dinahmyte3749 I'd start by going to the fools who hired the dumbass landlord and call a health inspector...and a safety inspector.....

[@anonymousdragon7765]

@@dinahmyte3749 Damn I hope that changes for you soon. I hate to hear about people being in situations like you while there are people like Donna in that one post who get upset over getting the correct amount of change back. Makes me sick, how ungrateful some people are.

[@dinahmyte3749]

@@Silver_wind_1987_ They're a company who owns most of the student housing here. There's already a lawsuit being levied against them but here, no one really has the time or money to go after anyone. :/ I don't wanna cause any trouble, since I have just over a month left here, you know?

[@charax-1]

"They want to equalize pay for all workers and that's called communism" If communism can solve the issue of people starving on the streets then I don't see the problem

[@TheHotBlade]

Funny because you look like a hard working communist yourself.

[@arizonagreenbee]

Because it can't, but a living wage could. I wouldn't want everyone to be starving on the street, but I also don't want billionaires prospering while the majority starves. Why is it so hard for America to understand that a minimum wage should be enough to, y'know, live on?

[@Doublemonk0506]

@@arizonagreenbee, because business

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@Doublemonk0506 I mean, that is fair. The masses can't complain if they're too busy working to pay for food AND heat today!

[@Doublemonk0506]

@@arizonagreenbee, I mean, why the hell did Texas power companies turn up the heat on smart thermometers DURING A HEAT WAVE

[@channel22902]

A wise man once said: "See how the heart is all nice and chopped up."

[@TheHotBlade]

Delicious!!!

[@khoiphan2990]

Exquisite!!!

[@StonksNZ]

"Where's the Lamb *S A U C E ! ? ! ? ! ?"*

[@siopal9021]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE

[@screamindog8772]

Luxurious!!!

[@feravolpe6308]

Fun fact: Walmart refuses to fire people. Instead they put you on permanent unpaid leave. I technically still work at Walmart even though I have not been to work since early February.

[@WanArk86]

I imagine it looks good for investors?

[@feravolpe6308]

@@WanArk86 I think it's to avoid paying unemployment but it may be that too

[@mordenator865]

Robin's gotta be my fav host for sure, his voice just makes me so calm.

[@skittyhugs7457]

Lexi No I'm not saying Lexi is better, I'm just saying she's my favorite Emkay narrator

[@OfficialPontiac]

When I first heard of spotted donut boxes, I thought a funeral home near my home was a DONUT SHOP because it had rectangular spots on it. I didn’t find out it wasn’t a donut shop until I was 8.

[@jellohead1036]

Fun Fact: Hippos are 3 Tonne, overly aggresive, can run 22mph in short bursts, fucking *R U N* in the water, are intelligent psychopaths that will wreck your shit it for doing absolutely nothing, including but not limited to: Drowning Trampling Crushing you with their jaw *SWALLOW YOU WHOLE* ... And crush you between them and a hard object. Enjoy.

[@meganmiller9923]

I, too, was banned from working at Target as I had a seizure while I was on my shift. I was a seasonal worker and the next week they told me they had to let me go because the season was “over” but that I was welcomed to reapply. Everytime I reapply on the Target website, they IMMEDIATELY send me an email saying they are not going to hire me 🤷‍♀️

[@lordbalthosadinferni4384]

That's bullshit, and a serious human rights and worker's rights violation. I'd advise pressing charges, but legal recourse is a privilege of the rich. Edit: by a privilege of the rich I just mean nobody's got money for that shit

[@roryandbro1561]

YOU WERE BANNED FOR HAVING A SERIOUS HEALTH PROBLEM

[@roryandbro1561]

IM SORRY WHAT

[@maggiethepearl7183]

Yeah f*ck that

[@maggiethepearl7183]

@@roryandbro1561 dying? Oh well here’s a Starbucks gift card now get tf out of my store

[@lindahl458]

Fun fact about the US healthcare system; it could be possible to have public healthcare for all like the rest of the world without any tax raise, the only thing you need to do is to reduce THE INSANE MILITARY BUDGET

[@zarifahmed5192]

I don't know the numbers, but the money used by the military in less then about a week is enough to build a rocket ship. If I am wrong about, someone please correct me

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

"b-b-but, america! we have to have more guns than everyone!" - me, a very tired american

[@iamacatperson7226]

@@jesuschristbutafab9923 if we don't have 270,000,000 tanks, then who will!? -An American

[@WZahnle]

I dunno, the British method would probably work to beat me. Strongly worded pamphlets are emotionally crushing.

[@ShadoeLandman]

Yes, but Baseball is America's past time. We have lots of bats, and we know how to use them. If, however, you pitch to us, you might win.

[@screamindog8772]

@Flyin' Steve r/cursedcomments oh my god dude lmao

[@ShadoeLandman]

@Flyin' Steve Not sure what you are referencing.

[@paigemosher8697]

@@ShadoeLandman I'm assuming he's referring to how the pandemic supposedly originated from infected bats in China or something like that. So yeah, didn't end well indeed.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

@@ShadoeLandman did you know that baseball was invented in England?

[@TheDiplomatAflame]

This guy voice is like, a younger version of super smash bros ultimate narrator

[@Flufux]

Well, I mean Xander Mobus (the one doing the narration in Ultimate) is only 28, so he's not that old.

[@screamindog8772]

@@Flufux hey I know a guy named Xander who loves smash, gonna tell him this

[@sunnysideduck]

“Can I buy sex at wal-mart” is probably one of the best sentences I’ve ever heard

[@goldenwillow3002]

"get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?" had me wheezing

[@awesomestyles]

Day 258 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@sr.lontra]

Actually great suggestions

[@whitecray0en]

this is day 259 i think

[@god3415]

I’m waiting for the 365 day so I can say happy birthday

[@quas3r__]

*Me who can only remember Robin and Lexi*

[@imtrying_doseart]

@@quas3r__ XD

[@dreamysariel7419]

And thus marks the day, a lot of people got murdered by words.

[@digiiiii]

I recognize the characters in your name but I have no clue what any of it says AAA

[@-abikedreams-]

Doki Doki Literature Club Plus!

[@dreamysariel7419]

@@digiiiii Wait, what do you mean?

[@siopal9021]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE

[@ezekyleabaddon5515]

The last one was not even a murder anymore, went straight for genocide.

[@c.bjarnason33]

"Minimum wage is meant to be a living wage" But when the price of living goes up, and wages stay the same, keeping low income families in a never ending cycle of poverty, it gets difficult to survive.

[@wolf1066]

1:53 - Observe Columbus Day: totally miscalculate the distance to the grocery store, drive to a completely different store, find no spices and then give smallpox to everyone there.

[@YaBoiDoi]

And enslave all of the workers

[@atoolbige5389]

First of all Christopher Columbus never miscalculated the distance in fact he never calculated it at all, he used a map made by a trusted cartographer.

[@georgy2596]

@@atoolbige5389 he thought the world was much smaller than it was

[@Luzei_arts]

I'm sorry about the Target story. Its pretty f*cked up to just fire an employee and not let them work there again for no good reason. Jobs like that can be really brutal and I'm glad you recovered fine and are now doing your best on KZbin. I applaud you

[@name-uh5ee]

5:04 That's why being able to take screenshots of you emailing your boss saying you are quitting and that's your 2 week notice is so great, cause then they can't say shit about you not giving notice

[@HelloItsMikkan]

"God doesn't cancel People" Me: *Oh so he didn't Cancel Sodom and Gamora for wanting to clap Angel Cakes, Cancel Lot because she was curious about the fate of her Hometown and Cancel the world via a huge Waterfight?*

[@screamindog8772]

he cancelled my grandma :(

[@wizsamspider3688]

Do… do you mean Edith (Lot’s wife Who got turned into a pillar of salt) ?

[@onyx747]

@@wizsamspider3688 yeah, they do, I think

[@droidixbacon]

And he canceled Lucifer so hard he fell through the floor

[@Sniper-0475]

I decapitating a man with my sniper rifle even tho he was already dead, WW2 was damn oh sh forgot the dead can speak Whispers: screw...simo... (look up "simo hayha" then you'll understand)

[@doubledrumble6353]

Every employee at Emkay reading the same script at the start of every video: This is fine

[@algr1741]

1:48 I like how Robin always critiques peoples insults in the r/rareinsults videos and then proceeds to call this lady a doorknob, as robin would say in those videos “come on, you can do better.”

[@Alphared117]

As a brit, I'm deeply offended by the joke about us fighting a wolf with a harsh letter. I've seen a man get brutally sliced to pieces after reading a note left on his car because of a poor parking job. If the wolf checks its post, it's already dead.

[@EvergreenNoi]

I can't tell if your making a joke or not

[@metademetra]

"Risk takers and innovators do" Do they take risks such as...leaving their hometown to go promote their new product???

[@maddog197x]

Your Target story reminded me of my time at Walmart. I worked at one near my mom's house during the first couple months of the pandemic, and I also had a summer job lined up at a camp. I knew the training start date, but I was told it would be online, so when I started the Walmart job I told them exactly what day I would have to stop working there. They understood and kept it in their records. However, my camp announced the WEEKEND before training that it was actually going to be in-person, which meant I had to stop working about 10 days earlier than I said I would be able to. I immediately called Walmart and let them know about the complications, and made it clear that the sudden change was mostly due to the pandemic. Again, they understood, but because I was leaving earlier than I initially said, I was banned from working at that store again. Not banned entirely, just at that store, but I still think it's bullshit. Oh yeah, and the training for the camp ended up being over Zoom anyway. And the camp ended up not happening cause the county it was in never got into their Phase 2 until the end of that summer. If I had known that would happen, I wouldn't have said anything at all, and I'd still have that Walmart job.

[@michaelouzts4290]

robin: *is mad at roasts that don't make sense* also robin: "you freaking doorknob"

[@nocturno7660]

I smile whenever a dummy feels like they can tell people what to do

[@MoA-Reload...]

Jesus, that one insurance company has nearly the same revenue as the entire NHS budget for 2020 😂 yep, totally feeling ripped off paying all that National Insurance for the health service now like 😂😂

[@erikblaas5826]

Yep, proof that the U.S. healthcare system is healthy ... financial healthy for the insurance companies.

[@captainpolar2343]

Is 2 a lot? Depends on the context, dollars? No... Times arrested? Yes

[@duckii7995]

Got them Got em Gotem Golem

[@carlos-mh2hx]

Iron golem

[@flamingdragon90]

Post-plantera boss.

[@catgoesgaming]

@@flamingdragon90 yes

[@awhryan]

@@flamingdragon90 I prefer "pre celestial events" boss

[@flamingdragon90]

@@awhryan Nah man thats the Lunatic Cultist.

[@PartyDemoness]

Robin getting upset about our bullshit country gets me ready to fight God. Edit: lmfao

[@axelmanning5055]

bold of you to assume hed like to see you

[@planefan082]

@Random Nintendo Fan Ah yes, the two status quos of the 21st century, overworked American and medieval serf.

[@Baconcatboy]

If you fight god you'll be erased from existence 😂😂

[@coltonam2]

1:15 the sarcasm here killed me lmao

[@pixielofexeus9220]

I just wanna say, I'm not vegan because cheese tastes good and IM A KID AND IM UNDERWEIGHT. and trust me, i love pigs, they cute, but bacon is tasty too, I'll get free range tho, the pig i will be eating will have lived a good life. and eggs are godamn delicious

[@lilackuki]

i agree with this kid this is a cool kid

[@BeckyNosferatu]

Us meat eaters have no problems with Vegans, unless they throw their 'veganism' in our face and call us 'murderers' for enjoying our food. You, my good sir, have no problems from us.

[@khoiphan2990]

this is a very cool kid

[@pixielofexeus9220]

@@BeckyNosferatu I'm a girl but yeah

[@brunhildeeznuts2502]

@@pixielofexeus9220 what does your gender have to do with this?

[@Randylux1]

4:10 I love how his voice goes from his normal voice to a Karen-like voice instantly. This man has a talent.

[@carlos-mh2hx]

Fun fact: *EmKay pfp is actually the sign of GOTTEM so technically uhh umm emkay got us?*

[@JacobPlayzEdits]

Not to be mean, but that’s OK in sign language

[@JacobPlayzEdits]

@@kingofnorthdakota yeah!

[@stroke9239]

@hey bro stoppppp

[@Merpsicles]

9:39 I like how this guy took a screenshot of his own clap back THE MOMENT he commented it and posted it on this sub. That's kind of pathetic but at the same time inspirational. Be your own hype man.

[@scrumpdoll3032]

OMG😂

[@freewind6368]

9:33 funny how she say “slaughtering animals who don’t want to be killed”, while growing the veggies she and many vegans are eating, involve slave labor, if you are looking to be vegan for its mortality, then dont, it’s equally as messed up as slaughtering animals for their meat and bonus, wanna know how much land gets wipe out to grow your popular vegan foods? Same amount as growing beef, don’t believe me? Look up what commercial agriculture has done to local communities in poorer countries where we grow out shit because morally, veganism does as much damage morally and environmentally, just in different ways.

[@BeckyNosferatu]

A really good comedian once pointed out "Look, just because it doesn't YELP when you pluck it, doesn't mean that you aren't causing it pain!" Science has proven that plants DO feel pain and respond to it, but it doesn't show it in the same we do.

[@awesomestyles]

So the most moral diet is... not eating anything?

[@fightinggamegeek9238]

It’s impossible to have a 100% moral diet.

[@syrelian]

@@awesomestyles By the buddhist argument, which happens to align with vegans, I think its rice or a similar wheat

[@Skyisgoingbacktopluto]

The most interesting fact about the practices of US capitalism is the complete inability to consume ethically. Want a meat based diet? You have to live knowing everything you've eaten came from 5 slaughterhouses SOMEWHERE in the heart of the country who actively don't care about the health of the animals and if they could, wouldn't care about yours either. Wanna be a vegetarian or a vegan? All of your protein substitutes have been picked at the expense of slave labor in South American countries. It is designed without ethics to ensure you cannot survive without committing wage theft or contributing to uncautious slaughter of disease riddled animals who will never be treated well at the ends of their lives so long as it can be helped.

[@sxtellv8889]

4:30 MY DARK HUMOR HAS REACHED IT'S PEAK

[@yourlasthaw6270]

0:35 Communism is my favorite seasoning for McDonald’s fries so it should be fine.

[@413x-g4m]

My new favorite insult “your freaking doorknob

[@angrypoppy]

" can I buy sex at Walmart?" No, but you can buy it outside of certain Walmarts

[@cameramanouter]

"Can I buy sex at Walmart?" This is a terrifying question

[@paytonreleford674]

10:52 yes they are denying a child a 20,000 dollar wheelchair because that would means 20,000 dollars that don't go into their pocket

[@nvfury13]

Those tanks do get used to haul hazardous chemicals all the time (my old job used them for that), but only water based.

[@ohokay4663]

That second to last one, I cant "Whys a girl like it when you do what she asked you to do but dont like it when you're angry with her???"

[@Noobzlikeu]

Wendy's' Twitter account is just a big meme at this point, and I love it. Whoever they've hired to handle their Twitter account needs a raise.

[@kaiox1024]

The part where Robin yelled child really hit, in a good way tho.

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: corn is grain

[@thewanderer93]

Fun fact: Grain is pain

[@skywz]

Actually, no. Corn is a grass.

[@carlos-mh2hx]

Fun fact: soap is soap

[@yuzuruizumieggy]

Take a step further, pain is bread for French people.

[@noahstrouse]

@@skywz As a farmer, it pains me when people say corn is grain.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

“You freaking doorknob” My new favorite EmKay insult

[@frog5822]

Frog likes Emkay :]

[@carlos-mh2hx]

Forg

[@flamingdragon90]

I like the frog. Frog is good.

[@skittyhugs7457]

Frog is relatable. I also like Emkay

[@klanceklancerevolution3339]

Forog Lov tha forog

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

Robin: You freaking doorknob Halo 3 ODST marine: happiness noise

[@enderg_mer]

the transition from robin's voice to a karen impression at 4:10 is seamless

[@gamtri6965]

always a pleasant surprise when emkay uploads, makes my day.

[@____eve]

Guys what if anyone on Emkay visited “r/gachalifecringe”

[@carlos-mh2hx]

They would cringe their spinal cord out

[@____eve]

@@carlos-mh2hx i mean.. thats one of the reddits reasons to exist soo.. yeah makes sense

[@melody_chan5509]

I commented it too I HOPE THEY DO

[@____eve]

@@melody_chan5509 maam, i said what if.. not that i wanted everyone else to tell them to do it.. oh dear

[@wallfishz]

I would feel bad for them...

[@captainchilly95]

When I saw the title I just hear Robin narrating. I was right. It is Robin who is narrating.

[@thomasmcsweeney7786]

11:25 (average time of post I’m commenting on) While I agree that it is a stupid idea to fight a wolf, especially if it’s only one wolf (as the question is posing). If a wolf is by itself, it means it’s either sick, or humans had a hand in causing it (probably by feeding it because humans don’t understand you shouldn’t do that.) however, wolves are intelligent, and HARDLY ever attack humans, even if the wolves are in packs, and wolves understand the pecking order of things. You don’t need a gun to beat a wolf in a fight. A big stick will suffice. Even just having the big stick in your hand will deter the wolf. If it attacks you, you hit it with the stick. If it doesn’t stop after a few times being hit with the stick, then it probably is sick, and you’ll either have to hit harder or move to an area with more people who can help. I am not an expert on wolves, I do know that there are a lot of misconceptions about them. I also know enough to confidently say that most, if not all, of these misconceptions are just that, misconceptions. If your tactic against a wolf is a strongly worded letter of condemnation, then you need to reevaluate how you go about things. This comment is probably a mess, I apologize

[@rinatepaste9218]

the vegan teacher has to be the most lawful-evil character out there if life was a D&D campaign

[@kira_calamari2431]

My two favorite parts of this video,are the Wendy's account fucking massacring that dude,and Robin getting mad at idiots and people who deny others basic healthcare

[@Clownish.mp4]

“Im your host robin and im fūçking ballin’ “ -a quote i wish existed

[@jerrbear5958]

6:43 it's a good question though

[@s.a.t.a.n6216]

As a wise man once said “if there’s a thot it can be bought”.

[@Deegonbeefon]

Behind Walmart at night😊

[@Arterexius]

Honestly speaking, Robin has totally replaced my Damien here and I now look forward to every Robin video that arrives

[@aaronfoster572]

My mom is a psychologist and used to take anthem, she had to call multiple times to get her money

[@steelstrike5284]

“You freaking doorknob” is my new fave insult

[@picklesenate9681]

3:58 as someone that gets constant steelseries ads on KZbin I have to agree with this guy.

[@Starcana-bu7pd]

I kind of got scared when Robin like full-on yelled about the wheelchair thing, man fr sounded furious.

[@Scavenger82]

I don't know why EmKay was originally in my recommended, but I've thoroughly enjoyed every video of theirs that I've watched. Finally occurred to me to officially subscribe.

[@dogwithheadphones]

Fun fact: Robin saying “You freaking doorknob” is the best roast in the video.

[@name-uh5ee]

9:25 Remember, we don't hate vegans We hard vegans like her Also don't put your pets on a vegan diet if they're not meant to be

[@nicholasferme8332]

Angry Robin yelling child genuinely scared me

[@BobSmith-qn3ii]

10:00 I live in Australia and I've never even seen a Wendy's in my life but I already love them

[@awesomestyles]

You should go there. Their burgers are extremely filling, especially the Dave’s Double. That’s what I always get.

[@BobSmith-qn3ii]

@@awesomestyles sadly there aren't any in Australia, and I'm only 16 so I can't just travel to America (haha)

[@InkyWinkDink]

"you should give art for free bc its nice" is the same thing as "You should take time of a piece of art that looks like the Mona Lisa, just for me the pay absolutely nothing because you should be nice even though you only have a penny of money, and if you were to tell me that if I had to pay for it then it's a rip-off, because you aren't broke even though you have a penny, and my children really wanted this painting and so did I even though that is just a way for me to get this painting like I said: LOOKS LIKE THE MONA LISA for free, and I won't even take 5 dollars, when I have more then you. And I won't take 1 dollar, I just want it for free. Just give me the painting for free, I know your 17 and live with your parents meanwhile I'm 30 with a perfect life which is a lie."

[@iiTzSpectreZ]

8:56 nah that’s an insult to us mentally ill. We know the earth ain’t flat, it’s a triangle everyone cmon! Lol

[@little_dino6825]

"You freaking doorknob" I am now going to use this as an insult.

[@mannydavis7708]

The change one was snarky. Instead of getting a $5 & $1 back in change, the boyfriend would have been given a $5 as well as 3 quarters, 2 dimes and 4 pennies. It's not what you could spend a penny on, it's getting all that change back.

[@avishevin1976]

Of course it was snarky. That's the point. The GF (pretended?) to be all up in arms over a penny.

[@mannydavis7708]

@@avishevin1976 I was referring to the reply about it. My point was that it's not the gf complaining about not getting a free penny but rather about getting a whole pile of coins back. The shop made it out to be about missing out on a penny and I don't think that was the issue.

[@mkgriffeth]

@@avishevin1976 I worked as a cashier for a while, and whenever the total was something like $10.01, we were taught to provide the penny from our little penny cup instead of handing someone a giant handful of coins because it fucking SUCKS to be given nearly a DOLLAR in coins instead of a fucking single. It's a curtesy thing.

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Remember that the "owner smackdowns" are entirely one word against another. Don't actually have any way of knowing who's lying.

[@Cosmonaut1947]

I got A LOT more respect for Robin after i found out after i found out he's the cop from Suction Cup Man.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

Your rant about health insurance companies... Perfect. Just perfect. Fuck those greedy companies.

[@Oricorio-Pom-Pom]

9:11 Hey, it’s actually 32,920 because one person had to replace Mark 32,920 + ( 20,876,858 - 1 ) = 20,909,777.

[@Herobrine100x]

1:52 Robin just channeled Lexi's powers for that roast.

[@ver87ona]

11:53 She pushed through his kids and SURVIVED?!

[@MsLenepigen]

“Get lost looking for spices” Brilliant 😹

[@user-kw9zx9vv6h]

Fun Fact : You still have to pay your bills

[@universeempire1162]

you have the best yt reedit channel to watch