r/Cursedcomments | no PLEASE

[@A_Man_The_Man]

The worst thing to say at a funeral "Target eliminated"

[@mistermisteron]

Good job 47. Now head for the extraction point.

[@Someone-cz4bz]

Relatable

[@MaryMae_Gacha]

"My Bad"

[@operaspaceopera]

relatable.

[@thepokeficcollector8364]

Lmao

[@SpacedudeProductions]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? “First of all, my bad.”

[@carcinoFatality]

I swear i didn't know she was Dying

[@spiderthing1982]

HOL UP

[@riptechnoblade3108]

save the pp

[@Memez_Goalpost]

Correction: "Oops, my bad"

[@ezvfx7231]

@Chirble AAYOOOOOOO0

[@micahkinton]

Worst thing to say at a funeral *should’ve practiced his duolingo*

[@zeaparker]

XD

[@mizuki1676]

Fuck, I forgot about Duolingo-

[@randomperson38761]

I said the same thing lol

[@Gamingwithoutaudio]

WHY IS THIS TYPE OF COMMENT SO POPULAR AND WHY ARE THEY BEING CURSED WHEN THEY NEED TO

[@vincharlesyuri]

@@mizuki1676 you can't escape, even if you forget it

[@harrypotter7652]

Words of wisdom: “I’m sorry” and “my bad” mean the same thing unless you’re at a funeral.

[@shadowyzephyr]

No they don't.

[@mc_mc_music]

My bad, JFK.

[@Southparkfan598]

@@shadowyzephyr They do though "My bad" admitting your mistake and apologizing "I'm sorry"admitting your mistake and apologizing

[@Mashedpotato789]

@@Southparkfan598 my bad for your loss

[@namrebegiap]

Saying “I’m sorry” doesn't always mean someone did something wrong. For example, if something bad happened to someone else u could be sorry for them and say “im sorry” even if you didn’t do anything. “My bad” is specifically saying that YOU did something

[@SnowBoy1008]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: " Was I that bad in bed?"

[@thelessercat]

Even more effective if it’s a family member’s funeral

[@maxisacartoon3005]

@tongzyy tong jesus fucking christ

[@itzraintoggle6947]

Oh look a corpse Edit: hi corpse husband

[@thelessercat]

@Sean Christian you don’t?

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao

[@wormmon2006]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: *”Thank you, Lord, for this meal we are about to receive.”*

[@colehan5663]

69

[@angelicnightmarescult9779]

Wait..

[@iglesianifuhuaw4228]

@@colehan5663 so dark wth

[@wormmon2006]

@@iglesianifuhuaw4228 I think he was just saying he had the 69th like.

[@colehan5663]

96

[@browhathow1397]

This is so cursed, even the ghosts are gonna be haunted

[@vantus727]

😳

[@teenage.]

😳

[@thespiderboi6943]

😳

[@grisdiaz906]

Everyone doing it so I guess I will

[@grisdiaz906]

😳

[@mc_mc_music]

The funeral joke is probably one of my favorite EmKay moments of all time.

[@razielordonez6608]

"Worst thing to say at a funeral" Before we start this depressing funeral i'd like to thank our sponsor raid shadow legends

[@iexistyes_]

N o

[@itzraintoggle6947]

Oh look a corpse Edit: hi corpse husband

[@hamperboy]

God: Time for the ol’ switch a ro!

[@dementia4452]

@@PopInternational8787 STFU

[@Gamingwithoutaudio]

This reminded me of something else I heard that was I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless your at a funeral

[@sunnysupremacy8182]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Okay so you remember he didnt pay the taxes well.."

[@asylumskp4391]

"First of all, lemme just say that I was not experienced with guns at that time..."

[@unfortunately_alan]

Aoi Akane okay Tom Nook

[@graybeard7605]

So I started shooting

[@lohlaykheng431]

Well at least he got the milk

[@itzraintoggle6947]

Oh look a corpse Edit: hi corpse husband

[@benarchyuk837]

"No Dream, you can't speedrun abortion." "Can he cheat it though?" Spicy today, huh Robin?

[@Bottleofwater-n5y]

My insitinctive reaction to Dream: this is what you f*cking deserve!

[@Nutrision]

he had too much tacos

[@Bottleofwater-n5y]

@Bread yes he cheated, the drop of wich he had blazes rods and enderpearls is waay to high, not to mention those literal slot machines called piglings and how "lucky" he was with them too Since he used many minecraft modifiers it is safe to assume that he might have modified slightly the droprates of the mobs and the piglings, to make it look less suspicious We also must not forget that when the minecraft team wrote a 30 pages article to prove that he was cheating, he hired an astrophisicist, an ASTROPHISICIST, to claim the contrary Why would you hire an ASTROPHISICIST, to prove something you are 100% sure you didin't do? Something you made on a videogame nontheless; because he knew that "if an astrophisicist claims the contrary then the others will stay by my side" Because he felt threatened, and why did he feel that way? Because he knew he was hiding something, if he wasn't hiding anything he wouldn't have felt the need to hire an astrophisicist out of fear to "prove" he wasn't cheating With all this evidence and the plausible Dream's behaviour i can claim that yes, he cheated Ladies and gentlemen of the court, i rest my case

[@Bottleofwater-n5y]

@Bread no i didin't hear it, whoops guess the essay i wrote wasn't necessary in the end, Dream is the first person i am a hater of, like the very first of my life Didin't mean to be soo... Passionate

[@sophies26]

@@Bottleofwater-n5y bruh chill. he didn't cheat, and even if he did it doesn't matter, it's a video game...

[@SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy]

Actually, the worst thing to say at a funeral is “Dinner time!”.

[@KelVr614]

Not if there is a feast there

[@thatoneblueberri]

Thank you god, for this wonderful meal. HEY WHY’D YOU PUT IT IN THE COFFIN?! JUST PUT IT ON THE TABLE, GEEZ GREG!

[@SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy]

@@thatoneblueberri 0-0

[@iamthecopium]

Yum!

[@bennu_guy]

“imagine dying couldn’t be me”

[@k-bomb9777]

The only cursed comment is Robin calling himself “The Dumb One”

[@spiderthing1982]

For some reason I hear them all as the same person

[@theREALsilviautism]

@@spiderthing1982 even lexi?

[@Memez_Goalpost]

Agreed.

[@oregonrailfan7046]

Honestly can’t tell if he was joking or not when he said “isn’t that inspector gadgets car?” While looking at a pic of JFKs car

[@theunmarkable571]

>3>

[@maybelater2089]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “I’m sorry, ok?”

[@-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090]

I'm sorry, ok?? PFFT-

[@maybelater2089]

That or: in my defense I was left unsupervised.

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

‘Tis but a scratch

[@solidturtle6910]

i don't get it

[@luiscolin8383]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHu2aqB7rq6CiKM

[@RT5ai]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? *"Misclick, My Bad"*

[@noahmedina3759]

Accidently sent the bombing to Malaysia "My bad"

[@noahmedina3759]

@C.W. ENT Oop I missed-- I mean good for you

[@lohlaykheng431]

@@noahmedina3759 gg im still alive

[@itzraintoggle6947]

Oh look a corpse Edit: hi corpse husband

[@operaspaceopera]

hey guys.. apology video.. sorry for sending *nonstop* Hamilton references 😭

[@AIDragon_2]

worst thing to say at a funeral: "what happened to the rest of the body?" "That's what we had for dinner last night."

[@ApolloFirearms]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? “Should’ve told Jim the revolver was loaded...”

[@ffunkk]

Me when karma is rking

[@bonedude666]

"What's the worst thing to say at a funeral?" *"She was tired, so I put her to sleep."*

[@brdxeexe]

OH DEAR

[@timesheet2624]

r/cursedcomments

[@aterrarian5863]

o-o

[@XZb9x2129asjfCkV]

ಠ_ಠ

[@cmat911]

666 likes 💀

[@jublentcrane3078]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? "Oh they found him"

[@raquelrichardson3666]

😯

[@sally675]

😂😂😂

[@jublentcrane3078]

@FurretWalc It was only my 4 try so don't judge me bro

[@kostan55]

So edgy

[@piyushawasya7015]

Bruh ur profile pic offends me

[@starlight_maven]

"Can you imagine how large a human egg would be?" It would probably be about the size of an ostrich egg. And yes, I am very fun at parties.

[@thekingofhearts43]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “Congratulations!”

[@Arterexius]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3PMqWdqeJZ4sLs

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

@@Arterexius dont trust that link

[@Plagolago64]

It’s a boy

[@Plagolago64]

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa don’t worry it’s just an Indian guy saying congratulations over and over again

[@RT5ai]

no its "Damn i used to much" before pulling out a notepad and walking away while writing.

[@KillertoxinVA]

Worst thing to say at a funeral "My name is James A. Janisse and welcome to the kill count"

[@skylerjames3457]

Nahh he doesn't do one-kills on his show. You gotta at least get rid of the annoying cousin too.

[@KillertoxinVA]

@@skylerjames3457 I see. I'll bring him down with me

[@yeetyeet3279]

It would be a bad thing to say at school too

[@zaccyfn]

Ah James A. Janisse such a honorable man who OH SHIT SOME RANDOM DEMON KILLED HIM I THINK IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!

[@demonking3673]

5:50 “Stage 5 DLC coming soon, exclusively from EA.”

[@flxxdedeyes]

"Make me a 2020" "What drink does he make?" A nice cold *Corona.*

[@roseletsplay2236]

I'm your 2nd like

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

ah I love acid with bullets inside

[@williamcartertindale11]

Acid with bleach

[@napsterjh9231]

nice

[@napsterjh9231]

very very nice joke well done your humor might make a career keep it up!

[@randomperson38761]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: Im sorry.... she DID miss her doulingo Spanish lesson

[@pkbutter]

Okay Izuku

[@raquelrichardson3666]

Español fue difícil. 🇪🇸 (Spanish is Difficult) Versuchen Sie stattdessen Deutsch! 🇩🇪 (Try German instead)

[@A_love4hair]

Deku you stole this, I'm very disappointed in you 😩

[@randomperson38761]

@@A_love4hair I didn't mean to steal it :'O

[@A_love4hair]

@@randomperson38761 Oh ok, it's ok •^•

[@-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: *"You were right, he does look better alive."* or *"I thought you said you were just putting him to sleep, mom?!!"*

[@starscreamlover123]

Katsuki-

[@starhollander22]

bakugo y r u here

[@-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090]

@@starscreamlover123 OvO

[@aestheticbookworm9163]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fH-sloR6hZhqhMU

[@v1p3rlotus]

Katsuki fucking Bakugo. *I’m proud.*

[@Brooklyn_Starrz]

1:43 it's from a comic series called popoka the blind girl (or something like that). It's about a blind girl getting bullied by her class (mainly the blonde girl) and her family hating her. It's actually kinda sad 🥺

[@alexkartoons3659]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “Why isn’t she in the casket?” “I had a great meal earlier.”

[@LORDMM.]

Bloody Robin's yumm

[@mxmomo1791]

123 likes

[@Mr.Miniguy]

What in the Jeffrey Dahmer?

[@hamouziii]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? *someone calls you and your ringtone is, Another bites the dust!*

[@sillyfella805]

*and then later on you get them cremated*

[@e-6668]

NOM NOM

[@Remington_Halmington]

Ringtone could also be highway to hell

[@CL0WN]

@@sillyfella805 *eats ashes*

[@ly_775]

@@Remington_Halmington nice one

[@Menacing-Mercy]

Worst thing to say at a funeral * Pulls out Russian Roulette gun whispering: * "Do you want a rematch?"

[@romanxfire5thepokemondude457]

*yes*

[@i_like_to_sleep_alot]

*y e s*

[@TheRandomInfinity]

*y e s*

[@randomsouI]

*Y* *E* *S*

[@teeli.]

𝒀 𝑬 𝑺

[@corrupted7983]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? "What? He wanted to be warm, didn't mean to burn him alive."

[@cyanakoblueclips8859]

Worst thing to say at a funeral "Shouldn't have kill my minecraft dog"

[@fantasypvp]

Aj the bold be like...

[@acon70]

@@fantasypvp Whomst has summoned the ancient one?

[@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Snack Time"

[@yakinyamaddi]

"Pizza time"

[@pustota7254]

Barbeque time!

[@brdxeexe]

“Hey, it’s dark in here”

[@GuessImSylvale]

NO GOD

[@hiroaoki4763]

"What is THE worst thing to say in a funeral" Hello guys welcome to my food review video

[@businesspigeon1061]

Underrated

[@somebodythere4371]

god NO

[@whenhacestusmomosenvideosv3341]

Armin Meiwes moment

[@aestheticbookworm9163]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fH-sloR6hZhqhMU

[@Cooldude-hv3sd]

Lol

[@Lilacskiewcue]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “Sheesh tough crowd”

[@kduck789]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “free food guys, lets get the grill going.”

[@5UBJ3CT3GG]

Best food to date.

[@starymleko2763]

MMMMMM, FREE FOOD?!

[@DM-14-y9h]

Why Is This Discouraged In Our Society?

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Four legends from a legendary show Clone Wars is pure art

[@annette222]

this is the second time i see u in emkay comments and i just automaticallly remembered that

[@realfinder942]

Clone wars is the best star wars media they've made, every episode was golden

[@michelehastings3870]

FOR THE REPUBLIC BOOOOOOOYSS!!!!

[@AverateFN]

ayo wassup avery

[@melissatesoro7531]

At 12:38 a cursed addition to it would be: She chops 3 of you limbs off,She then says "You were my brother,______ I loved you!

[@WubConcepts]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Where is Grandma's arms?!" "Oh, I had some arms earlier toda- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE GRANDMA'S ARMS"

[@paul_gaming43]

Cannibalism with chicken

[@heystinky]

Today I will be unboxing a new sex toy!

[@hectorangel42069]

Ok Jeffery Dahmer lol

[@ENDI8089]

Lil testicular torsion

[@RobloxGamer2826Lo]

2:28 “That’s when the monsters come out” Me: Yeah even a triangle shaped demon with 1 eye

[@SeanikaShiz]

**Gravity falls intensifies**

[@iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp]

​@@SeanikaShizoh gravity falls it's good to be ba? What isn't gravity falls where am I

[@vizender]

For those who asked, that thing about the guillotine is absolutely true. A French guy tried to ask question and the guy blinked to answer

[@ElectroTheWhatever]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@hamhampangpang_customer]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@sushila4429]

WHAT THE FULURELUBULULULU...

[@ryanweltz4076]

No it really isn't, when someone gets got by a guillotine brain activity ceases immediately the first few seconds, what happened with the french guy is prolly his nerves firing off randomly, like fish when they fling around even though their head are off.

[@gumzee269]

Most of the time when someone dies the brain remains active for a little bit so it can happen

[@jaredcastro579]

"Imagine a Velociraptor opening an Only fans." Ever heard of Furaffinity or Deviantart?

[@bukitcengkeh1]

Oh god no please don't

[@bukitcengkeh1]

@Another random furry I actually saw some art on furaffinity and can confirm

[@dinoricky5188]

Where the time link

[@regrettspaghettt]

Or e6

[@CR1MR0S3]

I made a furrafinnity account without knowing what it was and I regret it

[@wreckeralc933]

“Worst thing to say at a funeral” “Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this meal we are about to receive”

[@zaccyfn]

Let's get this shit to 69 likes

[@kiakiara_3]

@@zaccyfn WHAT ABOUT 66-

[@-alovelygaycat-]

I mean I hear that at almost every funeral I go to.

[@krazyman791]

i think this is a copy

[@RizzCaar]

“I solved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict” aged like milk

[@JoshORama]

Fr

[@K1ttyGam3r]

😔

[@CE-24]

Worst thing to say at a funeral “I had butterfingers!”

[@reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447]

Remember People: If you ever feel stupid, just know that there are people in the world who have married themselves.

[@DanielW3st]

What country is it legal in I forgot. (Asking for a friend :I)

[@petkofuchalski9809]

how are you supposed to share the same body then?

[@sunfish9341]

why do i need to remember people? i see them daily

[@BanditAmazonBox]

There was one woman who married herself, then divorced herself, then blamed it on men.

[@reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447]

@@BanditAmazonBox lmao

[@ly_775]

"Your rapper name is "lil" + reason of the last time you went to the hospital" *Lil corona B)*

[@spidercat3094]

Lil dead grandma

[@ly_775]

@@spidercat3094 aw :(

[@e-6668]

Lil ankle

[@michaelbfdiiwong523]

Lil bone in my throat

[@ly_775]

@@michaelbfdiiwong523 nice one hehe

[@CrystalShard9871]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: **Dress up as the Grim Reaper, pick up the body and say** "Don't worry, I'll be back for one of you."

[@andreas56023]

“I’m Robin, the dumb one.” *Everybody hated that.* Edit: Stop complaining in the replies, It’s a joke.

[@fxyrin]

You couldn't be more correct

[@andreas56023]

@@fxyrin LOL

[@fxyrin]

@@andreas56023 You're welcome

[@s0lar.ecl1pse83]

you spelled loved wrong

[@ThaneOfLichen]

@@fxyrin you forgot to switch accounts lmaooo

[@tposecat2276]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “really? He was that important?”

[@carla._.1018]

THIS

[@MyTurtleApril]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Hello everyone, welcome to my funeral." Or if you're Brian "B-Man" Sanchez: "DAFT PUNK'S PLAYING AT MY FUNERAL!"

[@Blacksnowfanfics]

Don't worry my sister will be saying that she's having hers while she's alive

[@Moose0408sChannel]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? Tell an older relative what they tell you at weddings! You're next

[@itrashx9493]

The worst thing to say at a funeral "Hi guys welcome to my GRANDPAS BURIED ALIVE CHALLENGE!"

[@toymaster4041]

Wait, alive?

[@FrostyTheOne_]

Worst thing to say at a funeral "Welcome to my unboxing video" God: RESET RESET

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

Hi its Peter here to explain the joke The joke is: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

[@plaidy.]

"whats the worst thing to say at a funeral?" me: package being delivered to: God

[@julex5080]

wait till you realize that its being sent to Grace Field House

[@Boba56]

Ah yes

[@infamousnationfan]

Package being re-delivered to: Satan

[@MANNBACHBAZZY]

The worst thing to say at a funeral: *ooh! Some free food! Let's eat!*

[@xandervdkolk9453]

The worst thing to say at a funeral: “Turns out he wasn’t the imposter”

[@L3V11ATHANX]

Oops.

[@05noodles05]

Darn, I meant to vote blue.

[@i_like_to_sleep_alot]

Wai-💀

[@prabhakumaresan8550]

Ugh now i gotta shot my brother

[@DM-14-y9h]

Honest Mistake

[@samwise1530]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: really thought he would go quicker with the rat poison

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Chandler... I remember the first time he won. It was so satisfying

[@TheLegalSneeze]

*Legally Sneezes on you

[@justsomewendigowithinterne7062]

bruh what

[@schrodrsct6816]

Hell Ye!

[@seifbottros5134]

Words cannot describe my disappointment

[@rasputin15832]

Bomb America please

[@cherry-sg8rl]

"Your rap name is 'lil' + the last reason you were in the hospital" I am now "lil tonsil removal"

[@failuretv814]

"Time to light a forest on fire" Me, a brazilian: Ok, there we go again.

[@nightflighttheartist7123]

**high pitched violin sounds**

[@sansandpa5019]

69 likes

[@failuretv814]

@@sansandpa5019 Nice

[@dova117]

Australia: Oh, is that time of month already?

[@sophiaurfavcarcamano4188]

@@spoopy_berry8598 💁

[@lizardgirl4055]

Video: “When your shampoo says “damage repair” but you’re still broken inside. That’s because you have to drink it derr” Ad: Head and shoulders shampoo and conditioner

[@lochlansmith3244]

Coincidence I THINK NOT!

[@bait5257]

Bruh.

[@kazzzerusss]

The reason why the star wars one is cursed is because Ashoka is 14 in that image.

[@laravioliiii2832]

Worst thing to say at a funeral "oops"

[@Prenz01]

0:40 The guy with 420 kidney stones: The guy who got bitten by the erection spider: The guy without a head:

[@thedaugtersgraeae7717]

I love this, it really puts my Lil Nailbed destruction to shame

[@florantlover5554]

@@thedaugtersgraeae7717 Bruh but my name. Lil'Stiches

[@val_entine.]

Lil Pass Out Or Lil Faint For me

[@fakename8653]

Lil sinus infection💀💀💀💀💀

[@Dumpsterfire95]

lil table

[@Jello2763]

“Your rap name is ‘lil’ + the last reason you where in the hospital” ok I’m “lil corona”

[@intothevoid5074]

I'm Lil Fracture

[@orans_]

Lil epilepsy ayy

[@charlieboy0554]

Lil seizure

[@orans_]

@@charlieboy0554 pizza pizza

[@samwescoat5750]

Lil grandpa lol

[@diSSonanceternal]

You will never know why this comment has likes

[@eyeof_eden]

Limbo?

[@lordpikmin1679]

That's r/Blursedcomments

[@theknightofnothing2823]

@seraphim hellven?

[@grisdiaz906]

Who's in charge then? God or satan?

[@lordpikmin1679]

@@grisdiaz906 God since he created good and evil

[@TheShipCritic]

“Oh.. my bad, thought you were someone else.”

[@Dreaming.Cherry]

Worse thing to say at a funeral: "Wait there was a funeral?-"

[@black_hydra1618]

the headless thing is true, a guy wanted to test before his decapitation so he did.

[@abeltesfaye8899]

No, pretty sure that's just reflex, he was prepared to do and that's likely why he blinked, though I could be wrong

[@black_hydra1618]

@@abeltesfaye8899 My bad on not explaining it better, he would blink for however long his life would last after that

[@chickenman9459]

Glados intensifies

[@ultimategames_nl1891]

But speaking is done by air passing your throat, which isn't possible when you've got no lungs attached to you anymore

[@black_hydra1618]

@@ultimategames_nl1891 he was blinking... not speaking

[@KeivSquirrel]

"Worst thing to say in a funeral" I was supposed to be in the coffin.

[@luiscolin8383]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHu2aqB7rq6CiKM

[@megan_dumbdarling9724]

@@Aprianex And we have a winner!!

[@Anttheman85]

Scp stuff

[@K.A.Riley09]

"Worst thing to say at a funeral" "You're sorry for my loss"

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

Worst Thing To Say At A Funeral: *He Didn’t Pay My Child Support.*

[@NueLei]

Ngl it's not funny it's just... Sad

[@europeanmappin]

@@NueLei eh

[@NueLei]

@@europeanmappin eh

[@ggeilokowski]

@@NueLei eh

[@voidd7378]

@@ggeilokowski eh

[@Mr_Jester980]

Worst thing to say at the funeral? "Oh boy, free autopsy!"

[@raquelrichardson3666]

Oh mein Gott

[@mikapoddin]

0:42 lil covid😊 0:42 lil schizophrenia 😊 0:42 lil lost arm😊

[@raf_thomas4760]

Worst thing to say at a funeral *Dinner is finally ready*

[@linwithawin1310]

What is the worst thing to say at a funeral? “I thought it was a toy knife...” “Didn’t know she meant THAT type of choke..”

[@Lolo-Love69]

"Your rap name is Lil and then the last reason you were in the hospital." me: Lil swallowed a penny..... :l

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

lil spine gone

[@elizabethunderwood8154]

lil stroke

[@real_redacted]

lil birth

[@a.j_hasantlers3752]

Lil broken elbow.

[@user-me4gw7rf2t]

Lil diabetes 😀✋

[@orchdork775]

Worst thing to say at a funeral "Oh, don't cry, grandma. I'm sure you'll join grandpa soon enough. I just know he's looking up at us with love"

[@blakea22]

"your rap name is "lil" plus the last reason you were in the hospital" yall better get ready for lil' cancer

[@timothyowen4785]

Lil' Diabetes

[@UndecidedASMR]

Lil' Broken Leg

[@immapotato2728]

Lil’ anti depressants

[@blueskyboo1235]

Lil prescription for adhd

[@immapotato2728]

@@blueskyboo1235 oof felt that

[@jackpope1857]

"I'm Sorry for your loss, Move on..." - Roy The IT Crowd

[@werdcore1985]

Worst thing to say at a funeral “What’s in my bed...? And why is it being hovered above the ground”

[@ultranerd333]

Taking a shower after a haircut is an underappreciated sensation

[@ryan-rayofsunshine]

0:30 Lil rabis vax

[@neevhingrajia3822]

Doesn't everyone always take a shower after getting a haircut? To get rid of the small hair still stuck around your neck and face and gandalf knows where?

[@deadeyenavigator9233]

0:09 “Woah, the manual didn’t say there was slime inside!”

[@PLAYPUSTURTLEPLATYPUSTURTLE]

Nah this belongs in the sub too

[@owenplays3770]

?

[@derfifaboss422]

Best thing to say at a funeral: Hey guys! Welcome to the “what’s in the box” challenge!

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

r/cursedcomments

[@ciphergacha9100]

If this ends up on cursed comments can be in the screenshot

[@trhvids]

oh crap

[@destinyscott4400]

Surprise it's my 79 year old father with 20 stab wounds

[@derfifaboss422]

@@destinyscott4400 Isnt he in the river?

[@thewholecircus]

These aren't cursed my grandma's house is

[@mrcrazyclube5614]

r/ihadastrok for 5 karma

[@ethanyang8601]

@@mrcrazyclube5614 how is this r/ihadastroke worthy at all

[@theknightofnothing2823]

@@mrcrazyclube5614 i dont know what to say to you

[@johanalexandernarezmejia3054]

3:17 bro five nights at Freddy's in a nutshell💀💀💀

[@degistirmelutfen]

“worst thing to say in a funeral” good night

[@leemoonlmao]

past lee moon people do say that

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Actually is sad

[@REDFRLegend]

6:52 Yes it's true! Someone wanted to find out if this was true in the 1800th and asked if he can try it by the next decapitation. He was allowed to try it after the decapitation of another man. When he said his name and told the head to look at him, he saw that the eyes of the decapitated man looked up at him and even blinked 'yes' and 'no' after being asked two specific questions that I can't remember. The head died 30 seconds after decapitation after the man saw the 'flame of life' in its eyes go out like its often said.

[@Mel_Bat]

Yeah, but it was planned the decapitated man was Antoine Lavoisier who had asked his friends to mesure the time after his execution to find out. You can find a portrait of him and his wife if you want to.

[@bulbasaur4512]

"Imagine the size of a human egg" Me:Imagine the omelet....

[@Acromonium]

It could feed a country.

[@vibravavibing315]

@@Acromonium abortion restaurants will become real

[@kaicuni4954]

Welcome to Pete’s abortion clinic and pizzeria. for every loss, there’s more sauce.

[@bulbasaur4512]

@@kaicuni4954 Hi welcome to the abortion clinic and pizzeria where your loss is our sauce

[@semb6176]

@@vibravavibing315 mmm I'm gonna eat my cousin tonight

[@mightypopkorn]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Wait...HE IS WILLIAM AFTON!?"

[@chachachaudhary391]

1:17 he actually did, he was very good with landscape paintings but in the end he was assigned to draw a painting of a naked lady, which he couldn’t bring himself to do.

[@nobody5333]

Somewhere in an alternate reality, WWII never happened, and Hitler became the most well known r34 artist in history.

[@soul_raider7624]

So what you're saying is That if Hitler did finish art school, there would've been a high chance we wouldn't have WW2?

[@thanosnoctem4473]

@@soul_raider7624 and degeneracy would be a subject

[@soul_raider7624]

@@thanosnoctem4473 well damn

[@ExperienceTheMelodii]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? “19 dolled fortnite card, Who wants it?”

[@Juminocoreforeverahh]

No more fortnite.

[@gabee6726]

No more 19 dollar card.

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Do you do trades with bodyparts

[@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084]

Is it bad that me and my brothers calculated how many long swords came from holocaust victims

[@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul]

16,713 Thats what calculator said

[@Arterexius]

@@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul That should be just about enough to scale Hadrians wall

[@sinner7750]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? “Let’s celebrate.”

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

I can't wait the phase two of the celebration the after life

[@DolusVulpes]

9:58 for those like Robin that don't get it, that's JFK's car. Specifically, the one he was in when his mind was literally blown by Lee Harvey Oswald.

[@wintergray1221]

Or whomever actually did it.

[@squoshi307]

In fact, he was so smart that his head covered the entire car!

[@emchascommitexe643]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: “See you later tonight 😘”

[@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857]

Worst thing to say at a funeral: "You are going to the Gulag."

[@SteveInTDS]

The worst thing to say in a funeral: "My bad" instead of "Sorry"

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 142 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@cartervanderberg5101]

I appreciate the dedication. Keep it up Internet stranger!

[@1randomdoodler]

Dude Duudee Wow

[@elliottcrain3097]

Worst thing to say at a funeral? "So grandpa... Do you remember the time I said I'm joking when I told you I'm necrophiliac? Weeeell..."