r/Murderedbywords | he nose

[@ChaoticPro_]

"Welcome back to _eugh_ " Jack just ate a snack and can't take what he said back after playing blackjack. Thank me later, Jack boy.

[@bamutee6594]

A snack.. that smiles back *G O L D F I S H*

[@ChaoticPro_]

@@bamutee6594 I tip my hat to you.

[@Monika-bw2uj]

***A terrible wheeze***

[@someguy8365]

@@ChaoticPro_ one legend to another

[@themilkman9408]

I read “welcome back to (proceeds to make pufferfish sound)

[@kaansahin7594]

Emkay videos make me feel like Lexi, Robin and Jack are in my friend group and I am the 'good listener' of the group

[@xtootx421]

Couldn't have said it better!

[@-gummyworm-2606]

Same though

[@notmeowth]

where’s damien? he’s iconic to emkay

[@cinnamon4ada7]

Thats...depressing

[@zoot7981]

@@johnrybinski6237 he’s basically one of the OGs in the group but left

[@yeaton_boyz]

"Holy guacamole what a spicy cantanoile" Jack 2021

[@degenerat9329]

Your pfp is immaculate

[@wolfyruby3543]

HAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

[@brainstorm623]

I legit thought that was a thing when he said it. Kinda sounds like an Italian food I’ve never heard of before.

[@TheMoonIsFrosted]

Lmao the pfp is *perfect*

[@PirateOfGermany]

I straight up heard cannoli at first

[@michaelfleming1927]

It's okay Jack we all literally forget in words in a span of two seconds when we need to remember them

[@axiomaximum]

"hi can I get a... Uhhhhhhhhhh....... Coca Cola x5 please?" _"what"_ "He wants a Mt. Dew"

[@lildarling1221]

Your profile picture looks like an m&m

[@astrogalaxy_15]

@Fiona Miller IT DOES. IT FUCKING DOES.

[@mayoroftuksnesistan6469]

‘People can’t get mind controlled’ Me when I see an Emkay video notification *tap*

[@apersonyes3198]

i am a simple man i see a new emkay video and i tap

[@pat8060]

Obama?

[@muh_lib_duh_nuhm]

Yes

[@pat8060]

@@muh_lib_duh_nuhm omg Obama

[@muh_lib_duh_nuhm]

@@pat8060 what how I HAVE JEEPS AS MY PROFILE PIC

[@lilbitretro6377]

"I need a you, who isn't you." Translation = "I want someone who's just as thoughtful and endearing as you, but is wayyy better looking."

[@awadi6596]

Seems about right

[@pocoyodvpocoyo3303]

I hate that, man. Unless you look like the world's ugliest superbug combined with diseases that make you even uglier.

[@chubthealmighty]

I'm pretty sure she's talking about the fact that he thinks Tame Impala is a single person, which means he doesn't actually listen to or at least is not a fan of them. So basically he was lying to impress her.

[@victoriapulcifer6218]

Okay, but have you ever seen a man interact with an overweight or otherwise not conventionally attractive woman?

[@mcnuggetsimpson5940]

@@victoriapulcifer6218 i interact with one every time i go to visit your mother.

[@necronwarlord9188]

I hate when people use "there's no such thing as a safe space" as an argument for their shitty behavior. You don't have to be mean to people because other people will be mean. If we all think like this then people might actually be able to exist in peace for 5 fucking seconds

[@mathieulazari2074]

You punch them on the face and then say : "there's no such thing as a safe place"

[@SnakeMan448]

They deride safe spaces from their homes/bedrooms.

[@R77ification]

"Your free speech right protects you from the government, not the Justin."

[@gregallen6853]

And your bad behavior and attitude from your safe space is...?

[@nefwaenre]

i totally agree with you. Some people actually go out of their way to be mean. i just don't understand the mentality. Maybe i'm too old for this. Btw, have a nice day~

[@3173_Delta]

5:57 Statistically, most of forced naughties-ists, do not remember what their victim was wearing! It's not about the clothes! Stop shaming victims for how they dress!

[@lenathelittleironclad]

Facts

[@44R0Ndin]

It's also not about the clothes, if consent was never given (or given but invalid, like with minors) then the whole argument is invalid to start with.

[@islixxn]

@@44R0Ndin that’s not how that works but it’s a good cause I guess

[@sakuraogami6885]

Forced naughties-ists. That’s the perfect way to get around the stupid KZbin censors

[@44R0Ndin]

@@islixxn What I'm saying is that if if there's no consent but naughties happens, then it's forced naughties. No exceptions. And minors can't give consent even if they say the same words an adult would say to indicate they give consent. As far as I know, that's exactly how that works.

[@Rose_The_Seraph]

Girls who say stuff like "I need a you who isn't you" should never get a partner

[@Moon_Puff]

On the flip side, LOTS of people like Tame Impala. There may be another reason why they don't want that person. And maybe they don't see their friend in that light. Either way, everyone has a right to whom they're attracted - or not attracted - to

[@charles_capet321]

True, unless the “you” person is an asshole

[@notnot9476]

true

[@thoghtugs584]

Well, unless the YOU she's talking about is an asshole or she just isn't interested in YOU specifically then yeah sure

[@ocomic9131]

boys too ofc, though i have never seen one do that

[@soomoothie]

r/murderedbywords is interesting. in one way, it makes me feel better about my mistakes. in another way, it makes me wish i knew how to roast people.

[@Wilhelm23985]

I think r/murderedbywords can teach you how to make a good roast

[@iiomqfaderz]

@@Wilhelm23985 your just end up taking the roasts from the subreddit

[@iiomqfaderz]

To make a good roast you need a good imagination lmao

[@alexandraalsabih4257]

PRECISLY

[@Mii..]

@@iiomqfaderz thanks bro................that's "helps".... Alot

[@melancolielupine2023]

''You weren't burdened with overabundance of education'' Damn, this is classy insult I like it Edit: honestly as a french native, yeah Paris is pretty disappointing even for us. I went once for a school trip 20 years ago. It was meh. Nowadays it's horrible. So much crackheads, dirty streets and crime. And yes you won't met a lot of people speaking french or english in some parts of the city lol. Paris is highly overrated. I suggest not to waste your money and visit the french countryside or cities like Lyon or Bordeaux instead. Gorgeous landscapes, nice people, tiny villages and good food

[@j4rdind4spir4teur2]

Wellll I think a little nuance in your speech would be good. Paris is dirty and there are crazy people, sure. Are the drivers and bicycles terrible? Yeah. BUT there are still so many museums, buildings, parks, restaurants and sighting site (if that’s English). My take would be that you shouldn’t come here without having established what you want to do first. A naive tourist will be disappointed by some aspects of the city unless they actually take the time to get some info on it. Like guys don’t go to the Eiffel Tower, waste of time and money. There’s other spots such as the tour Montparnasse or the Sacré-Cœur where you get to admire the city from above WITH the Eiffel Tower in it. Anyway that’s just my opinion since I used to be afraid of Paris before (et maintenant c’est la zone tu coco)

[@donnyshields4450]

What languages do they speak?

[@khameriengibson1975]

@@donnyshields4450 dutch

[@BerylliumBronze]

7:28 As a member of the child community, I can confirm we have homes that are up to 3999 dollars max.

[@beatrizxx7043]

Yeah. I can double confirm this, too. We still pay 4,000 pounds rent!! 😥

[@TheCarpenterUnion]

Bruh that would be paying the nation's median pre-tax salary just on rent lol. Chick is insane

[@HemiHami]

I Don’t care

[@anonguy772]

@@HemiHami Well, you and 2 other people (now 3 with me) cared enough to reply so... Not sure about that one chief

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

@@HemiHami I dunno man, you passed at least Forty-three different people..

[@XE4KO]

when he overlaps his voice with another pronunciation it sounds like one-one from infinity train lol

[@4Aridian]

#renewinfinitytrain

[@katie15732]

Didn't expect to see any passangers here

[@katie15732]

9:33

[@Benutzername474]

Mr./ms. XE4KO, your profile picture scares me.

[@aidandixon6028]

I hereby ban your profile picture

[@skybuprofen9834]

"I need a You...who isn't you." Feelsbadman.jpg

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

That quote is just... disappointingly sad. Like- I just-- I don't understand why (other) girls have... thought processes that are like this.

[@krisbd6262]

Girls tastes in men are like lottery tickets. A bunch of random numbers hoping to get the jackpot.

[@godcomplex1929]

We need more of "It's Jacc, The snacc that smiles bacc"

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

I love it when two different narrators get the same post (ex: Waluigi). Getting two perspectives makes it even funnier.

[@theofficialhippo1926]

Absolutely the greatest source of content on my recommended

[@MaliciousHavok]

The headgear hammer analogy will never not be my favorite thing ever.

[@rosiefay7283]

But it's a crap one, because it's reasonable to assume that we can go outdoors in public and not suffer a head injury from someone carrying a weapon. Oh, except in the USA with the weapon being a gun.

[@bubbykins4864]

A better analogy would be to the War of the Rebellion: Lincoln was too much of a coward to try actually intervening against slavery without a push, but the Confederates rebelled as if he had balls, thus causing the more sinister of their descendants to whine about their self-inflicted loss of slave privileges.

[@nairsheasterling9457]

Jack wants to tap the statue of liberty, confirmed. Tbf, that's a mood.

[@nairsheasterling9457]

@Bruzzun Ath'tuch U right. I wonder if it'd sound like a bell getting her cheeks clapped lol

[@Memecious]

Who else literally feels like KZbin is their best friend during Covid.

[@USMCVince.]

Yup

[@treacheroustea926]

Yeah

[@MyHeartStitched]

GG

[@kailortega8679]

All the time

[@spof7795]

You’ve said this like 4 times, you aren’t slick

[@neotrix2009]

"My name's Jack,and when I rhyme I don't slack,because I'm the snack that smiles back!"

[@NegaTheImpmon9508]

the absolute fury and boiling rage with which you say the phrase "WHITE MAN" at 8:11 has me fuckign cackling

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

HAHAHAHHAHAH

[@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849]

8:14 To be fair, It'd be sus to me if someone who's not a worker grabbed my belongings unless I asked

[@LadyRobertaL]

Jack, when I snack on your videos, do you instinctively smile back at me through the magic of the internet? I feel the answer is yes

[@endor_mystic5221]

Jack that intro was gold, I actually laughed so hard

[@Daniel_Coffman]

That must've been a hacked Totodile you had; neither Totodile nor either of its evolutions have ever been able to learn Swagger. XD

[@crusaderxavier]

My grandfather got murdered by words and those were “fart fart death” he died by taking a dump

[@GolfClash2718]

I'm sorry for the loss of your grandfather.

[@crusaderxavier]

It was a joke

[@GolfClash2718]

@@crusaderxavier I typically don't think of Pops dying as a 'joke'

[@crusaderxavier]

@@GolfClash2718 my old name was King George IV and George I died of shitting himself

[@Kep126]

The way Jack pronounced Des Moines hurts my Iowan soul

[@eclipse2915]

"Spanish Waluigi doesn't exist, he can't hurt you" Spanish Waluigi: 12:28

[@axiomaximum]

The random voice effects/choruses on words scares me every time *_and I love it_*

[@noffledoffle5562]

I have achieved greatness, failed every last class this semester

[@imtrying_doseart]

Jesus Christ my dude.

[@Jamixiy]

Get off the internet, go study.

[@Andri-nd7ow]

@@imtrying_doseart yeast with sand

[@batteredskullsummit9854]

Great job!

[@Fox_961]

Same.

[@-abikedreams-]

Emkay makes my day! Hello everyone, hope y’all are doing good, now drink water and eat 😠 Edit: Holy shit, y’all are concerning as fuck.

[@crippledkakyoinreoreo7112]

Yesssirrrrr✨👌

[@davetheduck6801]

You want me to eat a angry person, I mean I’m not complaining I’m just not used to someone forcing my diet

[@pwwnzo]

No😡😠🤬

[@kurby7795]

Imagine consuming

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

*no* ❤

[@clashdevil2925]

Remember folks Emkay is best Reddit reading chennel of the south of the equator

[@imtrying_doseart]

What about EZ PZ?

[@clashdevil2925]

@@imtrying_doseart it's good and deelee is also good but can you truly compare one person's personality with 3?

[@Octo_0687]

It's somewhat satisfying watching r/murderedbywords.

[@andysmith7004]

I agree

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

At 4:30 when reading Elons part I can imagine him giggling to himself as he reads what the other person typed like a little gremlin happily stabbing someone to death with words

[@pommedeter7407]

2:08 did they just say that people in Paris can't speak French ???

[@funnyparrot4]

i love this guy’s voice acting

[@thefog13]

The Mars question is a good question- in my knowledge, it wouldn't be black- there'd be stars, and Mars' two moons would also shine sunlight back onto it.

[@1c4ru5dr4w5]

Ah yes, my favourite subreddit to binge when I have nothing to do with my life (aka all the time)

[@calebwashere]

ah yes, "_" the ideal subtext for a title

[@cinnamonfairyfluff]

11:35 did Jack really just pronounce Des Moines like that??? As an Iowan, I'm T R I G G E R E D.

[@king_alexis]

It's the first time I ever heard someone pronounce Des Moines like that

[@Erizedd]

@@king_alexis Cut him some slack, he's Aussie. btw, how the heck do you pronounce it? Gotta look it up... EDIT: okay, I know how to say it now. The more you know! lol

[@ryniepan3038]

So all of us Iowan and Illinoisians are commenting the same thing 🤣 DAH MOYN

[@chris_the_heartbeat_lover.1994]

some people have real issues there...

[@d0gify]

omg an actual Iowan-residnet. Hows life there, hope you escape ;)

[@polywog__9381]

my fav part in the morning is watching jack cry about failing to make a pun

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

i feel that

[@drexex9081]

Can we appreciate the amount of hosts and people on this its like a family our family of like 5mil people

[@matrixphijr]

"These days you will have to hurt some feelings and offend some minds in order to solve a crisis," he said, offendedly.

[@masonn1205]

Over 69 percent of all living human beings are alive.

[@willcraft1007]

Neat

[@JAE_1209]

Nice

[@masonn1205]

@Valentino B9PL ah ya caught me

[@imtrying_doseart]

@Valentino B9PL same darn

[@jrt7357]

Not for long

[@anzaca1]

10:03 Lady Liberty is made from copper, which is either pink, orange or green, depending on corrosion. How could they possibly have made her look "black" without resorting to a racist caricature?

[@cobrasharkgaming7830]

Lol the man was so smart he asked for a picture of Mars at night

[@DylansaneOfficial]

12:52 I love how you added "Totodile, use Swagger!" *"Totodile!"*

[@hollyleafwell2118]

10:32 I was today years old when I found out the statue of liberty is modelled after an Arab peasant. I find that wonderfully ironic

[@austinmurre]

Wouldnt the first one be false? The night sky would still be visible from Mars. I think that the first one is getting undeserved flak.

[@lovepeople777]

The Statue of Liberty was actually based off of the creators mother, what they don’t tell you in school is that it was built to scale

[@foxxinrox]

...Half of these aren't even murdered by words. They're just people trying to find reasons to get angry at valid opinions.

[@twocatsinatrenchcoat2511]

This is all just people on twitter one-upping each other 😂

[@ahmedzayan8054]

This is why I love jack. He makes pretty good voices haha. Totodile had me lmao

[@moon-serenade_]

Off topic but i thought of this roast when i was in the shower. *[Some toxic waste will be greener than any other vegan, so dont try to be an toxic sh() and dont force others to be vegan.]* Edit: Presumably made for the Vegan Teacher drama, kinda sad it ended i was looking forward to use this roast.

[@justacheeto07]

**heaveanly sheesh**

[@likira111]

I'm sorry but makes no sense

[@moon-serenade_]

@@likira111 yeah its okay, didnt make sense to me either i just wanted to tell lol

[@amarisfrede2]

How about: "You'd need a landfill, to accommodate all the trash you talk, but even those are less toxic than you are, so eat your organic greens in peace and shut up!" Btw, as someone from the vegan community put it: We do not claim her! So feel free to roast that tasteless vegetable all you want, even when she isn't making headlines.

[@moon-serenade_]

@@amarisfrede2 Thats way better than my roasts- I really think a mature person should act like that too. Making fun etc. i really wanted to know why people act like that. Doesnt even make sense at all.

[@Brit_Birb]

All I'm going to say is "Derek Chevrolet"

[@intalcu5610]

_Holy guacamole,_ this channel is _slowly_ descending into madness. You're welcome.

[@TheUltrasora]

As a black person I'm getting a little tired of these activists claiming almost all historically achievements were done by black people . Yes some things were invented by black people and some amazing deeds by some us like harriet Tubman, Rosa parks, and Martin luther King jr but we didnt do EVERYTHING.

[@Negrito42000]

I just love it when you go "I_"

[@mariomaniac581]

10:37 He just turned into The Click for a moment

[@abarbienamedken3334]

8:12 about the baggage thing. As someone born female I was taught by experience that if a man does anything nice for you it's a toss up whether he's doing it to be nice or using it as an excuse to expect something from you. It's implied that he asked if he could help and started reaching for the luggage anyway despite not getting an answer yet. I wouldn't want anyone touching my luggage without my permission just out of fear of theft, but especially not a man because it could become incredibly uncomfortable so fast. Woman have been taught to expect that if a man helps it's not always out if kindness and eventually he'll expect a date or your number or sex and I don't wanna have to sit there and politely turn him down only for him to go "but I helped you with your luggage, why are you being such a bitch?". Really you should think about the women who have to deal with that and the person who says "no thanks, I got it" as their only form of rebellion to that sort of thing as the real people who deal with shit from simpletons. They did nothing wrong. They didn't treat him rudely from what they said and it kept them from having to deal with possibly turning him down and getting him making a scene in return. So really the simpleton is the person who was privileged enough to be able to accept help without worrying about being placed in an bad position because of it and then getting mad at someone else who doesn't have that priviledge. And men don't take no. They will use any excuse to reject your no. So I don't wanna hear that they were being a simpleton for finding the simple act of saying "no thank you, I got it" to be an act of rebellion against a system that teaches them to be afraid of kindness.

[@kroccmocc4765]

Ok,from this comment,I can tell you’re either saying this off of one guy you met,or you’re 13 and trying to prove all men are bad A lot of men No wait fuck genders rn A lot of people just want to help you,especially when you’re standing right next to their bag,they’d feel impolite to not hand it to you It’s not natural for 90% of men to ‘expect sex’ after helping you take your bag down

[@EbuCallinav]

"Explaining words to Kevin Sorbo" I would totally watch that, Especially if Steve Hofstetter continued to host it.

[@blurry._.4521]

What a way to start a day, with emkay

[@FruityCatRing]

That thumbnail made me question what I have been learning

[@Venom-hq7ex]

“Hi, I’m jack, and I’m just a slack”

[@Delilah_Anne]

4:21 Dude, you fricking killed him! Lmao

[@Blue-cf3oy]

1:58 i think that person may have gone to paris texas

[@illusiveaxeman9164]

Oh fun, I didn't know the Statue Of Liberty was based off an Arab peasant. You learn something new everyday!

[@Josh_the_jester]

6:11 I remember another reddit youtuber who read this post and said he'd bet his entire KZbin channel that this guy goes on Facebook to show what a "Niceguy" he is and that's as far as I'm going

[@LuuneTheMoon]

oh my! that one with the passport got me so much like "oh my gof you fckin killed him dude" it was so damn violent *I* felt it

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 231 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@adricsoti3719]

the giggle at the end was rlly cute:)

[@TulipsxJasmines]

4:38 the fact that that was actually elon XD

[@Catastropheshe]

Waluigi impression was the best part of this 😂

[@coconutgamer4476]

8:08 They say chivalry is dead and this makes me not want to revive it

[@plasmafan2659]

I love how Jack just had a word crisis in the intro.

[@Liggliluff]

(6:55) The recipe was probably written with archaic units like cups and spoons, and not modern accurate units like grams. So the recipe wouldn't be that useful anyway.

[@anzaca1]

6:07 Are girls not allowed to be happy about their bodies. If I see a girl wearing tight/skimpy clothes, I think "Damn, she's hot. Good for her."

[@Nintadso]

2:15 That depends on the place and time. During part of the pandemic, we were allowed to go in a few countries as long as it was part of the EU (I'm french, and also that excludes the UK because of the brexit), like for example we could go to Sweden or Germany.

[@solarprogeny6736]

Idk about the "no thank you I got it" one. It's entirely valid for women to reclaim power through small acts like that. Many MANY women have been infantilized over their lives and treated like they are weak so it just makes sense to reclaim that power.

[@DembaiVT]

It costs men exactly zero dollars to say "would you like some help with that?" And then walk away if she says no.

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@DembaiVT EXACTLY

[@mnm1273]

He did ask and just walked away. People are just pointing out that it's needlessly petty. If someone is already stood in the spot to take down bags (which when disembarking and airplane isn't easily swappable) it's more efficient for them to take it down for those left sitting, so that people don't have to then wait when you finally get up for you to drag your bag out. It's wasting everyone's time for petty reasons.

[@emilybarclay8831]

@@DembaiVT so literally exactly what the guy you’re complaining about did?

[@deliriouszora]

The difference between Naomi Wolf and Johnny sins, at least with Sins you'll enjoy it.

[@austinreed5805]

He got the Michael Jackson procedure.

[@ywoisug8845]

12:35 The dude is right, he just could word it better, and the person roasting him didn't quite get the point. The most effective way to stop someone from making fun out of you/offending you, is to not give him the satisfaction of annoying someone. If you don't react or turn it humorous they will get bored, sooner or later.

[@knightedheron]

Or they just go to other levels. Istg people who have this mentality of "don't get offended by anything" are just sad. You are allowed to be upset, specially when people aren't treating you right. This type of argument only puts the responsability into the person being insulted rather than the one being a piece of shit to begin with. People need to learn to stop being assholes, not to just "ignore the issue". Ignoring it doesn't do anything other than encouraging them to continue knowing that their actions won't bring the blame onto them. Like, if someone tells another person to kill themselves or sends them threats are people just supposed to not be upset because "oh you just don't have to give them the power to hurt you"?

[@shinesnakeeold7447]

Your waluigi impression is so good

[@EmeraldSpencer]

8:01 That's...not how that works. Justice is whatever the judge and jury decide it is (within the confines of the law, of course).

[@alex2005z]

And in that case, the other veredict would have been against the confines of the law.

[@emilybarclay8831]

If someone killed you, and a jury, for whatever reason, found them innocent despite the fact that I did it, was justice served for you?

[@pllama1870]

8:00 For some strange reason, my idiot self cracked up when you said "I am a nose".

[@paxtheskeleton6636]

The guy in the thumbnail makes me quite sad for multiple reasons: 1. Society made him feel like his nose was ugly, so much so he got a rhinoplasty 2. Now people are roasting for making a decision that probably makes him happy, so in the end, even if it’s a prime example of the stupidity of societal beauty standards, I find it unfortunate that people are insulting him for making this choice, hopefully he’s happy now.

[@averagehumanperson]

2:26 Maybe it's my misanthropic side coming out to play but... I can appreciate OP's perspective. Humanity is kinda overdue for a natural mass extinction event.

[@Humanresouces]

On some Thanos stuff.

[@67IronWhalE]

Can some kind soul give this humble one the timestamp for the part in the thumbnail with "You looked like a greek god, now you look like you listen to podcasts"?

[@eehlohluell]

It's not there

[@rozyanimations4434]

Not me nodding like a 3 year old when he was talking to us lol

[@avalineriley6809]

I remember years ago, when I was but a young girl, watching Kevin Sorbo playing Hercules and I loved that show.... Now he's gone from entertaining me with his acting to entertaining me with all the dumb shit he says.

[@Ridlay_]

That thumbnail, oh man. He got destroyed.

[@loriw2661]

The last one……Steve Hofstetter is brilliant. And to “dis” K. Sorbs so beautifully makes me smile!!

[@olinolivia]

0:04 he didn't even need words to get on r/murderedbywords, what a chad.

[@kelvinle8662]

The first post has to do with signals I think. Really hard to intercept a signal when there is a planet thick wall blocking it. Can probably be solved with a satellite relay though.

[@naturegirl1999]

Also Mars is farther away from the sun than Earth and its two moons are much smaller than ours, so they don’t reflect much if any sunlight

[@44R0Ndin]

It's literally because it's too dark for the camera to work right, and they don't have the spare power available to put lights on the rovers. They "could" take pictures of the night of Mars, as the rovers have SSDs that can be used to store images until they can be transmitted to Earth (via the Mars Reconnisance Orbiter, which has been acting as a data relay for over 15 years I think). The reason they don't do that is that the rovers are busy taking images during the day. Also if Mars and the Earth are on the same side of the Sun, then the time when the rover's antenna can see Earth is going to be during the Martian night.

[@Silverflame-1]

12:55 "you shouldn't have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi"

[@user-wh5fj6pj6m]

2:20 Nice singing

[@torieldreemurr541]

Everyone: making their own roasts Me: *Napòli*

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fum fact: pineapples are berries

[@soomoothie]

not a fun fact, was unhappy

[@sungquette]

It costed 0$ to not say what you said

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Why yall upset i told a fact?

[@Erizedd]

Fun fact, bananas are a herb, and are related to ginger.

[@Rainok]

Seeing Elon Must dunking instead of being dunked on is upsetting to me, he used to be someone people respected and now he's a clown who bought Twitter. The sad part is, he's always been a cringe lord, it just took us a while to catch on