r/Murderedbywords "This Is How Many Unvaccinated Birthdays I have Left!"

[@rSlash]

I feel sorry for unvaccinated kids. It's not THEIR fault their parents are dumb. Let's save this little girl!!! 👇 How many days she has left

[@redboy3743]

Rslash is a choosing beggar for likes Or a beggar

[@bk_1203]

21

[@crypticmagpie]

You got my like rSlash!

[@CddenJo]

Approximately 420

[@catssrin]

What happen do you get demonization

[@bloodraven432]

Paper Mario isn't trash. He's recyclable.

[@GraniteisaRockProds]

xD

[@MrInstantRamen]

That's what I thought they were gonna say lol

[@bluefoxy6478]

aaayyyyy!! Good one mate!

[@kytacoyigo3988]

Underrated!

[@kennedis1072]

its literally the best game ever

[@starchlord6214]

antivaxx mom: he just keeps crying doctor: well hes 1 year old and unvaxxinated... hes having a mid-life crisis

[@dx1450]

LOL, good one.

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

That is a good one

[@redbeanbun5066]

There, I made it at 100 for you

[@pikmaniac2643]

Oh that hurt to read and hurt even more to laugh at, but I couldn’t keep from either. (In other words, nice dark joke.)

[@0f44]

I- PFFF

[@KoltenTVC]

Anti vaxx kid: I wanna be a firefighter when I grow up The common cold: hold up there buddy

[@itsjustme3279]

@soundwave86 if you don't get vaccinated you have a weaker immune system which makes your body more at risk to bring seriously harmed to illnesses that would otherwise not be that severe

[@aether2056]

polio: growing up? what's that, never heard of it

[@bartholomewbinkleberry3822]

All the adults say antivaxing is bad but let me ask all antivaxers We’re you vaccinated?

[@maramiller5572]

I'm just imagining that green blob dude in those cold medicine commercials saying that.

[@SaftonYT]

@When you pull off the heist just right You should really read the other comments or have a basic knowledge of the subject matter before posting something like this.

[@killerdamage8297]

With the post about the son and his kids, I just imagined: Dad: "so how's your day?" Daughter: "some horrible man destroyed my happiness and forced me to Speak, even though I'm uncomfortable. He even destroyed my brothers music" Dad: "WHO IS THIS BASTARD?! WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?!" Son: "walk into the bathroom mirror, dad. That's where you'll find him, asshole"

[@bitchgetter2000]

Or they got re-homed to decent human beings,with *ALOT* of therapy

[@salariaplays5946]

thing is i kinda feel like he wouldn't care about the music part

[@siregg8528]

:O

[@samariumproductions5287]

yayeet

[@seanwilson7585]

Italian unvaccinated kid exists: Mosquitoes: ItSa me *malario*

[@imanoahhunter3530]

Ok you deserve a like XD

[@markcampos4862]

And his friend Luigago!

[@islandprincess714]

No, just no! It’s so bad it’s good!

[@boltio3543]

That was a good one

[@teodorcornea7014]

And me toadinitus!

[@mechanicpluto2430]

Polio: *finds antivaxx kid* Antivaxx Kid: Why do I hear boss music

[@SidewaysKnee]

OML

[@KatrinaBMoon]

thats assuming they lived long enough to learn how to formulate proper words... highly unlikely

[@rhuninn5619]

This comment has me rolling XD

[@mrsuzan533]

final boss music*

[@heyguys2002]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ6vZKuJmqagqdk

[@olyviermonteau4300]

Me: any one wanna play? Unvaccinated kid: me. Me: k! :) I'll start!(closes eyes) Marco! Unvaccinated kid: *Polio*

[@lord_vwphaeton1883]

Dude, you are *not* getting enough likes for this!!

[@digitaldrew2210]

@@lord_vwphaeton1883 bro I totally agree, this is an absolute masterpiece!

[@nomoredays7760]

*𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗱𝘀*

[@kayamonj7367]

This is gold

[@olyviermonteau4300]

@@nomoredays7760 how did you thicken the bold on your comment?

[@kokokoko3936]

Teacher gave us homework on something we didn’t learn. He told us if we didn’t know it we could search it up. I told him if I could learn everything on the internet I wouldn’t be coming to school. Got a week detention :/

[@PatricioSantorini]

Koko Koko am proud of you

[@HieuNguyen-dv3ld]

*take my like*

[@tuluppampam]

You can learn everything on the internet, you need to care about it tho

[@Bladedcloud6159]

you couldve report that to the admin and him squirm.

[@izzaireredacted3018]

You're amazing.

[@swiftysnail9053]

*Antivaxx kid dies at age 3* Mom: it's that damn phone!

[@sprintysplash8144]

Loll

[@smilingfr3ak267]

oof 😂

[@chipcool6654]

Underrated

[@playoffgod9483]

swifty snail BRO BUT Y THEY GOTTA PHONE WHEN THEY 3 😂😂

[@ericbowsman2456]

KEVIN DID YOU VACCINATE THE FUCKING KID?!? WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU

[@gracemorris8624]

"He only bought me a $30 present on Valentines Day and I'm so upset about it and not even on time bc he had to wait for it to go on sale" ... *looks at dried flowers my bf stole from my neighbors garden and gave me for Valentines Day*

[@lemonicdemonade09]

Awww i wish i wasn't single

[@inkeevee9539]

Grace Morris I’m 100th like

[@inkeevee9539]

@furret i’m single too I literally wish that I wasn’t single BUT I AM When I wrote BUT I AM my eyes are literally did a whole loop it’s normal and I just realise that’s probably why I don’t have a girlfriend...

[@piimco933]

your boyfriend tried and i think thats wonderful

[@nwc2392]

I wonder if your boyfriend actually pay for the mess he created.

[@GeorgTheGr8]

When an unvaccinated kid turns 3: *_Why do I hear boss music_*

[@yp3215]

Yespacito WEAK ASL💀💀😂

[@dampfrog671]

👌🏻

[@kitkatsartsuwu8398]

You again

[@azulspirit1385]

What's their actual lifespan

[@fallenarchangel2229]

You are too right 😪

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

“Words will never hurt me.” Yeah right.

[@grapman9808]

🔪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but lenny can.......

[@gaddemnsoxy]

*Equips Knife*. *Stabs*

[@malexthegreat]

"Words will never hurt me" Me shut up * throws dictionary at them * " that hurt "

[@izzeturner1116]

throw a dictionary at that fool

[@ananicoletamustata6999]

Gimme the dictionary i gotta show them what words can do.

[@Blitzzy]

Larry: * breathes * Mrs J: *i’m boutta end this whole mans career*

[@Tinkuwu]

But he didn't have one to begin with.

[@TheGamingLegendsOfficial]

@@Tinkuwu holy frick man that was a roast and a half on an already burnt meal

[@ericbowsman2456]

lack there of*

[@rockyroadmagic4152]

me applying for college: single teacher who hates me: im about to end thisans whole career

[@bxee2256]

14:03 OKAY NOT EVEN GONNA LIE, THATS THE CUTEST ASS COUPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IM ABOUT TO LITERALLY GIVE THEM EVERYTHING FOR JUST BEING THAT PERFECT TOGETHER

[@kitkatty52211]

#couplegoals right there-

[@mammoneysimp6940]

Like your pfp

[@Irukshi-up3ou]

Eh, four of ten.

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

kid: *needs to learn grammer* teacher: I'm about to end this man's whole career oh wait he dosnt have one

[@fish-pw8fh]

grammar* doesn't*

[@sparks8880]

@@fish-pw8fh you kidding right

[@fish-pw8fh]

@@sparks8880 no i'm a grammar nazi

[@xtrachewy]

@@sparks8880 you're

[@Mawfet]

stop being smart in this reply section im scared

[@Z3r0_St0rm]

The title says murdered by words, but the thumbnail says murdered by polio

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Polio: *suddenly becomes a problem in America* Karen: Excuse me what?

[@meep1998]

This is the best comment I have ever seen

[@SquooshyCatboy]

Disease: Been gone for YEARS Unvaxx kids: I WANT IT MOMMY! I WANT IT MOMMY!!!

[@lianlu5221]

Uhhh *srsly polio actually came back here-*

[@lilkaheem8928]

AYO DONT GET ME INTO THIS!

[@ninthdream]

My mom legit was watching me and laughed at the “Oh they’ll pass alright” 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@ene7065]

That's a good mom

[@randomhuman2602]

Great mom

[@zsalah2650]

76

[@WillieManga]

Karen: "No hand sanitizer." Corona: "COWABUNGA IT IS!"

[@tamarpeer261]

Wow. 30$ is way more than what I am giving for birthdays

[@blitzninja4396]

mre than wat i spend in two weeks ;-;

[@Memoirs_OF_Rebirths]

for my birthday i don't receive gifts. I give people gifts.

[@lyntonfleming]

The only Birthday I spend 30 quid or more on, is mine. My sister was born on the same day, my Nan a week earlier, and my Aunt two days earlier than my nan. So we celebrate them all at the same time. Only time I ever go over 30. Except Christmas. 5 sisters, 3 cousins, my dad, nan and grandad. Also my grandads new partner. And a few friends, naturally. But Christmas is pretty much always expensive. lmao

[@Murtida]

its more than what i spend in a month

[@AlexDoodle]

I would love 30 dollars, for my birthday once I got a pc, I’m so spoiled.

[@decals4634]

Antivax kid: I want to be an astronaut when i grow up! Polio: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@lordcheese7462]

Polio: I'm a wreck this kid's dream!

[@ivana.pancake]

Me finding out that my bully is anti vax: Whoops, so sorry friend, i accidentally sneezed on your lunch. *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

[@wastelandlegocheem]

*sneak 100*

[@SquooshyCatboy]

*Cough cough*

[@cringyasdemonetization2793]

Mawmaw Sue wot?

[@skribbskeibb989]

**has a coughing fit onto the bully's food**

[@Meow_teehee]

@@SquooshyCatboy **bully dies**

[@swagmeister5323]

unvaccinated kid: * dies * mom: *surprised pikachu face*

[@robertmcfadden7031]

(Mom in the hood) oh no my benefits.

[@bloupy-s-n-a-c]

@Moonlight_Walkzz they are zombies.

[@lamppuu1]

Vaccinated kid: * has a heart attack Mom: *surprised pikachu face* Doctors: i don't know what caused this but it's DEFINITELY not the vaccines

[@seanteasley8967]

KZbin: you know.... you may not say curse words but there in your video so yea *demontization* Rslash: ok I blurred out the words KZbin: yea well so say very close alternates to the words so yea *demonization* Rslash: ok I stopped KZbin: yea well you dont really need that money so *demonization*

[@michaualtington]

damn i didnt know youtube was a chosing beggar

[@alessandro3038]

youtube is an entitled parent "Yeah well my kids need it more so give me your money"

[@nickiegoldinhart]

EP: "My child KZbin is a good child! They get straight A's, they deserve to demonetize whatever they want!!"

[@BlueCaesar13]

This probably shows how ignorant I am to the ways of KZbin, but why am I watching ads if this channel is still demonitized?

[@Dornan77802]

Honestly, KZbin as great as it was and could be. It's caused a lot of higher tier content to divert to KZbin's competition ironically, so I would expect that they will learn their lesson soon enough. If the advertisers were having such an aneurysm about the content that their ads go on, maybe KZbin should have just made a system that puts them on "appropriate" videos instead. Instead, there's this petty back and forth about their incompetent programming team and disservice to content creators. Also, there is such a thing as age restrictions and what not already regarding certain content (specifically to "safeguard" underage viewers), so I don't see the purpose in them basically starting all this hubbub against content creators that gained the site a lot of traffic over the past several years.

[@Redstoneprime316]

PETA: hates on Steve Irwin Animal Conservation: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@KeithChapman-hr5kx]

Redstoneprime this shit kills me about peta and "those" types of animal lovers, the hunter haters. Literally like 80% of animal conservation funds come from hunters and permit sales. In my local area the hunters literally reintroduced the long gone elk 100 years they were hunted out of here, now we are a tad smarter on how not to hunt ourself to starvation and I was part of the original release of 200 elk in damn near 3 ft of snow which is rare for Tennessee and we took 3 days to make a road to the top of the mountain because we had to release them we couldnt keep them in trailers and they couldn't be took back to Canada so we all pitched in and made it happen. Now we have so many we need elk crossing signs and have a healthy diverse harvestable population and hopefully we can do the same with bison before I die.

[@KaseyBadwell]

Bruh, too soon man Too soon 😕

[@anna4aa570]

PETA: yes

[@snakeman9902]

You beat me to it, the put down to PETA was awesome, PETA got wrecked :)

[@KaseyBadwell]

Seriously though, Steve Irwin wasn't just another TV celebrity. He was most likely the best roll model and educator of animal lovers and awareness of the complications or decrease of animals every where.... And a Badass!!!! I'd like to see Chuck Norris wrestle a 13ft Gator lol

[@kerbonaut2059]

Steve Irwin is a legend. You should make an entire video on the amount of murdered by words PETA received after that tweet.

[@vexile12]

Yeah that would be good

[@randomhuman2602]

Definetly

[@Redstoneprime316]

Literally everything they say can be murdered by words. They aren't so much "murdered by words" as "burnt on the stake and tortured by words".

[@coroixiwa]

PETA, once stood for something (Pfft, trying not to laugh because it was bad way back and is just worse now), but now it just means one thing. People Embarrassing Themselves Amazingly

[@dlink1012]

Did PETA take it down yet?

[@Major_Ursa]

PETA: Insults Steve Irwin Literally every person with common sense on the internet: And now you have officially taken it too far.

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

PETA took it too far when they started murdering over 80% of the animals they took in their shelter. The shit they say about being a "last hope" is BS too, what animals they don't slaughter near always go to other shelters who have no problem adopting them out.

[@stephenwright8824]

@@VeraTheTabbynx PETA: the Autism Speaks (aka the best American front organisation for the Fourth Reich ever inadvertently created) for animals.

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

@@stephenwright8824 Hoboy, Autism speaks. As an Autistic person, I'd like to speak to them. Loudly.

[@pandoratheclay]

@@VeraTheTabbynx Stealing animals right out of peoples hands How is PETA still standing?

[@stinkyjoe4720]

@@VeraTheTabbynx not true they're the only shelter that takes in animals who are absolutely on their last leg. Sometimes, animals need to be put down (aggressive cancer, incurable disease, etc.) and PETA is the only organisation willing to take them. Besides, don't you eat meat?

[@stoo9427]

Unvaccinated Kid: I Wanna Live To 100! Anti-Vax Mom: 3.Take it or leave it

[@auman3636]

Lol

[@MEL_7717]

Well im not 3

[@auman3636]

Whxte _ Fog I saw your comment on another post stop trying to act cool and say you’re not vaccinator

[@Moonyuwu]

P A T R I C K

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Anti-Vaxx Kid: Hello, mom? Can I live longer then 3? Patrick: *No, this is Patrick!*

[@lutsealalt]

My favourite word “BITHC”

[@esper4605]

@Tristan Cox >dat >grammer I feel like the guy who said that needed some grammar lessons lmao

[@rodrigo6flame603]

Esper dat was on purpose but the grammar probably wasn’t

[@thefoxsaysno9951]

"Am I not beating them hard enough?" -rSlash 2019

[@Josh_the_jester]

12:16 I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming so loud, that it summons a ring of hell fire, and Lucifer rises and condemns these to the farthest corners of hell, to feed the husks

[@greendinohat3162]

Ant vaxx kid: dies anti vaxx mom: That Damn phone!

[@c4bb4g32]

Random feminazi: them damn men!

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

wait how would the kid have a mom if shes anti vaxx

[@playstationislesbian5418]

So a 2 year old has a phone

[@istake5853]

Anti vaxx mom: oh what thay old enough

[@frostonium]

*video games*

[@gamezone7518]

Unvaccinated kid: When i grow up i want to become a- God: *Stop right there*

[@saarahanimations1137]

Game Zone oof

[@grapman9808]

God's face when he sees this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Feriin]

This has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever seen. Yeah 300 years ago look at all of those vaccines back then. Hell look back 70 years ago, you know when they were making trips into space. Now compare that to how many there are now.

[@heyitzbabygurl4025]

God: You're not living passed 8 little Timmy.

[@begonethot2545]

Unvaccinated kid: turns 3 God: *wait, that's illegal*

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

rSlash: doesn’t swear KZbin: MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU **HOLDS UP CROSS**

[@Tinkuwu]

Also KZbin: Demonetizes the video anyways because one comments says "heck"

[@acebalistic1358]

KZbin:DEMONETIZE this s*** for cussing Me: you just cussed KZbin:so?

[@geedub88]

And yet he says "pissed".

[@livevine3351]

Happy I hate my voice, if I ever get monetised, then there shouldn't be a problem!

[@mymylovepets3332]

Yugo is also what we want to say to entitled parents... Karen: What do you want from me? Me: Yugo, and I’ll be happy. 😂

[@lielbouskila9853]

Technology: exists. Traditional media: EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL

[@anairuo2403]

E v I llll b o y ssss

[@jackmick5592]

Mernaid Man: EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL!! DEATH RAY!!!

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

"PewDiePie/T Series is the fastest growing channel on KZbin" Rslash:

[@blondebeans2030]

Bumfris:

[@moonwakey5195]

Make it so it says rslash: HOLD MY BEER!!

[@justinj.421]

No u

[@warrendaniels2645]

No, Danny Gonzales is the fastest growing channel on KZbin. Just don't look it up.

[@mandyjr6139]

Rslash: bot time

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Anti-Vaxx Kid: *(Reaches 3)* Death: *Yoinks free trial of living has ended!*

[@milster08]

SuperSansCraft Comment Edition To continue, please get the Vaccination Expansion Pack.

[@LoganDark4357]

You'er*

[@kleitoes]

Yoinks*

[@Ksavputin]

Yeet*

[@iinochillgaming3111]

Jhin the Artist * Yoinks free trial of life has ended. *

[@MCthe1OriginalGirL]

I personally feel that your channel could be a constant radio channel because I listen to it while washing the dishes by hand and it just feels so right. Rather than getting depressed, my depression goes away. A lot of people have asked me, "You're into dark humor, aren't you?" after I tell them a joke. ... It's irony I guess, never thought of it as dark humor myself until then... Subscribed.

[@eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760]

rSlash : *Upload a video* KZbin: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

XD it should say demonitization

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

**DEMONITIZED**

[@absolutelynobodycares]

"Don't use hand santisier" Never go to a public place. Please.

[@dave_2332]

*Anti-vax kid reaches third birthday* Death: Wait that's illegal. Edit: That is a lot of likes. I have never been that liked.

[@auman3636]

It’s gonna be his midlife crisis

[@MEL_7717]

Im past 15 and i never had a vaccinatin *EVER*

[@auman3636]

Whxte _ Fog why do I doubt that

[@rachelfox8108]

@@MEL_7717 Good news -- if you get to 16, you'll be able to get vaccinated without your parents' signed consent. Just stay away from old people, unvaccinated babies and anyone (else) with a compromised immune system til then -- wouldn't want to be responsible for MORE preventable deaths!

[@Sotricles1]

Unvaccinated kid: I want to be an Astronaut when I’m- Smallpox: Hold my beer

[@daveshockwave8098]

This vid is a couple of months old now, and I can still smell the smoke

[@andyholmes8854]

“I want my boyfriend to spoil me so I can be a spoilt brat” Me: ughhhhhhhhhh!!! 😔😔😔

[@ArcticArmy]

Stop using 'uggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'. You only need to put 'ugh' and you only need one emoji too.

[@129140163]

Andy Holmes Agreed. I’m a single man myself who’s looking for a good woman, and I wouldn’t go anywhere NEAR THAT three-headed cross between a frog and a giraffe! (I don’t care how physically attractive she may be; with an attitude like hers she might as well be a three-headed cross between a frog and a giraffe.) I live on the other side of the country and I can smell her toxic, manure-reminiscent mixture of entitlement and greed all the way over here! 🤢🤮

[@ninetailsgaming2919]

White Shadow agreed

[@ArcticArmy]

@RandomJunkOpinions what's to be enjoyed from that?

[@YellowOcelot]

Your "entitled parent" voice makes me feel like I'm actually there

[@sadlad6182]

Yellow Ocelot I agree it manages to irritate me even though I am in no way involved

[@Avalikia]

Every time I read something written by someone acting entitled, now 'hear' it in that voice. I hope it isn't influencing how I respond to emails from customers at work.

[@Ava-yl4qm]

This video: gets monetized KZbin: Wait that’s illegal

[@Q-bh]

Justin Lopez Pretty sure you mean a kzbin.info/door/2g-Kogf1lL_GYSfhwsB1Ig

[@emlawafflesprez]

Food Almost choking to Death: eh I'll be fine Garlic breath: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GARLIC BREATH!!!!

[@olyviermonteau4300]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BEEEEESSS!!!!

[@olyviermonteau4300]

*Ya like smooth garlic???*

[@sureytho7872]

0:37 is it ironic that the girl's pose is kinda similar to the "guess I'll die" meme?

[@weeklyx5768]

Wow, The police can be savage if they want to.. damn.

[@IvefoundthetruthonMay]

@@jacksonreyes1742 Wow you're so edgy dude damn so cool

[@jacksonreyes1742]

@@IvefoundthetruthonMay r/Whhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooosssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

Doodle jump

[@IvefoundthetruthonMay]

@@jacksonreyes1742 Nice way of going around it

[@jacksonreyes1742]

@@IvefoundthetruthonMay im not edgy but it is what is happening and thats the fucked up part ya know

[@zombieslayer9304]

"He has an okay major (CS)" Yeah that's a pretty okay major considering it's one of the most sought after job types right now and pays very well

[@gabrielmartin977]

I don't know her major but I somehow doubt she's hard working or intelligent enough to handle anything better.

[@c-jaylibon3604]

"okay major" cries in binary

[@Oddity2994]

Young people: * breaths * Baby boomers: *KiDs ThEsE dAyS*

[@rhorynotmylastname7781]

Stupid boomers

[@cherylwatt7347]

Your content definitely doesn't make all of your subscribers depressed! It's actually one of the best parts of my day, and I regularly use your content as a way to destress both from just being in university, and from PTSD I have from something that happened to me last year at uni that makes it hard for me to be on campus sometimes. I've actually used your content as a way to feel comfortable being in certain places on campus that I previously wasn't comfortable with because they really triggered my PTSD. Your content puts me in such a good mood that I don't focus on my anxiety, which makes exposure therapy a lot easier.

[@Moonyuwu]

Unvaccinated kid: *exists* Polio, measles, and influenza: It's free real estate ;) (EDIT) WOAH THIS GOT A SHIT TON OF LIKES XD Y'ALL ARE GREAT :ok_hand:

[@wilczu2840]

This comment deserves much more love.

[@chipcool6654]

So underrated

[@controversialCoven]

Diseases: aw shit my house died

[@jackkseptictank]

Moony When you accidentally sneeze at a birthday party Anti-Vaxx Mom: (concerned Tom face)

[@FAKERED7]

XD u do realize even if u get vaccinated u still get sick lol

[@ajwinberg]

Mrs. Johnson, I don't know you, but you are a rocking teacher. I can't believe how you killed Larry. He deserved it. LOL. Love these videos.

[@lucadascalu5727]

YOU BITHC! (it's just a joke, i know proper grammar)

[@yes3330]

I love when people explain jokes, it only ruins them entirely

[@lucadascalu5727]

@@yes3330 oops, sorry! i just didn't want to look like an idiot.

[@yes3330]

Luca Dascalu ya don’t worry about it, you just show a lot of socially awkwardness. BE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

[@lucadascalu5727]

@@yes3330 i am a boy lol

[@defaulticon8247]

"Sticks and stones may break your bones but words don't" Yeah but they sure as hell kills you

[@auman3636]

Sticks and stones may real your bones but words will fucking burn you.

[@russianbear7832]

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can crucify you and you'll still live.

[@mariadr895]

Threw my entire Encyclopedia Brittanica off a 12 story building just to see...

[@VulpisFoxfire]

If you think that words can never hurt you, you've never been hit with a book.

[@sharztikidixon2319]

Never talk about Steve Erwin like that again, he was one of the sweetest people to ever walk this earth you prickly cactus

[@TheGhostbuster1989]

Sharz Tikidixon Im so using that insult.

[@mr.monotone1908]

No there a prickly fuck

[@katherineknapp6604]

AMEN

[@Pretty-Boy-Spencer]

Attack On Titan has ruined the name "Erwin" for me.

[@matthewsingerii2600]

#fuckpeta

[@adampate8735]

Antivax kid. "When I turn 4 im gonna get a cat" Antivax mom " If you make it"

[@fruitful6139]

*Sneezes nearby an anti vaxx kid* *Gets in jail for murder*

[@AlexDoodle]

Potato Thing yup, that’s how it works

[@endryus4269]

K:D raditio of 1:2

[@normanho5631]

@@AlexDoodle shit

[@abubakral-spongebob4270]

I actually wonder would you go to jail if you sneeze on a anti-vaxx kid

[@gerbyraldo313]

@@abubakral-spongebob4270 The same place you go... For murder, you just killed someone without even knowing

[@greasei]

Your videos actually help me with my depression and anxiety. Whenever i start to have an anxiety attack i start to watch your videos and they make me laugh😁 Thank you for doing an amazing job!!!💜

[@cecipasttenseseesaw]

i do the same thing. Idk this channel is very good at distracting me.

[@pikapika7289]

I'm glad for you

[@mahagonysketches7603]

i use his channel to calm down or to help me sleep

[@user-fe2pu3ob7e]

greasei who doesn’t have depression? Oh not me

[@Bermudatgh]

i do the same thing but i watch these videos to find emotions again thats the only difference

[@ACCastell-737]

I'm severely depressed (fresh out of hospital 😅) and ngl your channel is super helpful. The stories are hilarious and just a great distraction. Social media and technology is not causing my depression, my shitty parents are. Your channel is awesome, Yugo is adorable and I hope you keep making vids

[@koaladits1689]

It might not feel like it but it gets better i promise!

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

If I’m unvaccinated, then I can count how many birthdays I have left on one hand

[@Diphenhydra]

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction are you even old enough to count before you die?

[@jessesmith563]

You don't need THAAAT many hands.

[@jackieocgenio2583]

Jesse Smith wait was that a joke

[@レクイエム-h8e]

I mean all you do is hammering sooo

[@jackieocgenio2583]

Wait me?

[@karenibrahim8973]

*Insults Steve Irwin* The whole of Australia: LET ME AT HIM. LET ME AT HIMMMM edit: And the rest of the world too since everyone loves him =)

[@syrusalder7795]

as an australian, i can confirm

[@rivertam7827]

Nope, he was a wanker, but PETA are a massive pack of thundercunts, so I still can't side with them.

[@danielwhite-wilkinson4447]

I'm an Australian, everything I know about animals came from that man, he was as people will say a bloody legend. RIP Steve. Gone too soon

[@Redstoneprime316]

@@rivertam7827 Ho does protecting and eductating people about animals make one a "wanker"? I guess literally every conservationist is a "wanker", then?

[@Redstoneprime316]

@@hongtangbaozi have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years?

[@aadisethu]

Unvaccinated kid: *exists* Measles *hippity hoppity your body is now my property*

[@mrs.chandler9384]

You stole this comment.

[@curtlynanthony9903]

Its free real estate

[@MatanuskaHIGH]

The hippity hoppity guy

[@skribbskeibb989]

*-And now you're deadity!*

[@SquooshyCatboy]

Michael Smallwood It’s still a disease that affects people that don’t vaccinate.

[@RevokFarthis]

"I honestly wouldn't blame viewers for being depressed after watching a few of my video." ...I can sue for emotional damages?

[@destrudot]

When you hear your mom say that you wont be vaccinated. *_why do i hear boss music?_*

[@auman3636]

This should be pinned this is funny af

[@ginalahue8694]

Okay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Does that work?

[@erynncollier8672]

Is that boss music Megalovania? EP's about to have a bad time.

[@lyntonfleming]

Pretty sure they hear the Malboro theme. Because any bad breath is gonna give them all the diseases.

[@demons2987]

Unvaccinated kid: I’m gonna live till I’m 100! Death: *wait, that’s illegal*

[@NickCoppolaNFL]

Won’t even get past 10

[@colton88]

Stolen

[@SpaceDuckQuack]

This channel has cured me of my depression and anxiety.

[@ledog9979]

His channel cured my autism I got from being vaccinated.

[@Ophelia.Riverbed]

QUACK!

[@buspsychologist9640]

Anti-vaxxer: *exists* Any remotely intelligent person ever: Im bout' to end this mans whole career.

[@nosesmacker4038]

12:17 eat REAL FOOD me: *eating popcorn while rSlash reads this out*

[@wynautwarrior2161]

Seriously... What counts as "fake food"? In my book if you can eat it it's real food. Unless you're talking about those plastic toy foods that kids play with.

[@tingedlettuce8633]

Popcorn is good food even good for a diet plan

[@rachelmaloy1957]

Vaccinations: exist Anti-Vaxers: *AIXJSISHAOOWHKSJJS*

[@Mike23443]

Yugo is a name of a Soviet car, and ironically, "go" is the one thing it can't do

[@gmun2248]

Early 90s in Scotland, a joke was: Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A. A miracle. A friend told the joke at Halloween 'trick or treating'* & the man (whose house it was) said: _"I have a Lada."_ She ran away. We were...10 maybe? * We call it 'guising' not trick or treating & you have to tell a joke or sing a song (or anything) to get sweets. I'm in the US now and I love opening the door to kids at Halloween and telling them I'm Scottish (accent makes that clear) & in Scotland if you want candy, you have to sing a song or tell a joke first... 😆😆😆

[@aleksajojevic3959]

Not soviet but similar

[@Mar-uc7kk]

I love everything about this comment XD

[@artcornercafe267]

I've heard that they are so light that they've been blown off of bridges by a large gust of wind

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@aleksajojevic3959 one communist country or another, it’s still a trash car

[@freenerdman7736]

That one from PETA- anyone else see Bindi Irwin's reply (and the rest ofAustralia)? XD

[@caidalee1994]

Free NERDman I thought that was what the clip was going to be. It was beautiful

[@grayson5000]

As an Australian, I’ve never been prouder of my country than when we all banded together and defended Steve Irwin

[@StPetersFriend]

PeTA is not animal friendly. First they killed the chickens they "rescued" because it turns out chickens aren't very nice. Then they start their very humane (!) shelter, where their kill rate was something like 90%, when the average shelter's is less than 10%. I guess that's why the "e" is lower case in PeTA - ethics are less important to them than raising money and spreading lies. _ - from a true lover of animals who hates PeTA

[@freenerdman7736]

@@StPetersFriend You and me both. Such hypocrites. And these are the people who tried to sue Games Workshop because the figurines are sometimes depicted as having fur on them- claimed it was encouraging fur trade. I honestly don't think they're happy unless they are suing someone. Thank god for other animal rescues.

[@aster7756]

rSlash: I really like Wakfu Me: Huzzah! A man of quality!

[@vagueequinox7543]

Truth

[@Chunkboi]

Just wait until his dog starts throwing portals.

[@cdylquanana9140]

@chunckbio oh no

[@average_white_boy_7250]

I like how the only people old enough to follow the anti vax movement are adults that are alive because of the vaccinations they received as kids and adults. Just saying. Also another good video, keep going RSLASH

[@tuluppampam]

@Moonlight_Walkzz so you aren't vaccinated? It's something that doesn't happen often, normally you just bring around old diseases and kill other people If that's the case, vaccinate as soon as you can

[@martinswife2008]

teacher: sticks and stones may break my bones but words don't hurt me me: *throws dictionary at teacher** teacher: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! me: i'm just proving a point here

[@ramredwet7758]

Rebecca Grieve r/4panelcringe

[@purpletory1988]

F.u.c.k Google Ur name fits ur comment perfectly

[@SleepyMoth2007]

CB: "He literally only bought me a 30$ gift for valentines day. Me on valentines day: Making digital art My bf on valentines day: Making digital stuff Both of us: Awww love chu too

[@kutekat101]

your joke DID become reality remember when you said "anti vaxers are like not feeding your kid in fear she might choke"

[@comradepeter87]

He didn't mention it but I'm pretty sure that comment was on HIS videos, in fact in the one he said it. It might've not been original, but it was there and I read it.

[@SmokechedaDaassghetta]

I will not feed my children cause I hate garlic breath. 😂😂😂

[@nathanf4361]

iPhones cause depression? Luckily I have an android! 😁😁

[@SaikoThe3RD2]

@David Gillard Not So Much

[@pidgeoncrossing963]

David Gillard Ffs it doesnt . im happier whenni have something to enjoy .

[@dizzyplatypus9646]

@David Gillard what?

[@pidgeoncrossing963]

David Gillard well like , they are now? Technological advancements are amazing! What’s your favourite TV SHOW ,nishishi isn’t it weird it’s a tv show ,FOR ENTERTAINMENT on a TELEVISION Nishishi go fuck yourself you wet lampshade

[@blobofink]

@@pidgeoncrossing963 r/Murderedbywords in KZbin

[@skylar8598]

Bruh the kids with the Mac and cheese need like a 5 month cooking lesson on how to be normal and not burn the crap out of something and make it look edible😂

[@Zalesh]

Anti vaxx kid: dies Anti vaxx mom: sues air for murder

[@superd8826]

Sounds about right. XD

[@bretttice6733]

the best murdered by words i've ever heard was a mother telling her son "Son you're not gonna go too far in life, but you're gonna hold a lot of people back"

[@tinkant5210]

*Username:* Do Not Reply *_VIEW REPLIES_* *Kowalski, analysis*

[@ginalahue8694]

Dammit, spymain exe! I'm just a viewer! Not an expert! 😜🤣

[@Niskiss]

indeed, noted

[@VargoOP]

spymain exe kowalski and associates?

[@Joe-bb4yi]

Me sees Very dead meme: Kowalski

[@Epic24123]

i noticed that as well

[@marw9541]

”He's of the right caste" wo damn, desi princess here drumming up the stereotypes

[@Lumanova]

666,629 views... *"We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close!"*

[@crystallxix1493]

͔ damn we overshot it

[@nothingvhfgjgc]

Lols

[@theblevinator]

Dang we over shot it by 600,000 views.

[@DrFunBottom]

Unvaccinated mom: I'm not letting you get vaccinated! 3 year old: can i smoke? Unvaccinated mom: sure why not. Edit: Thanks for 150 likes!

[@DrFunBottom]

@Codex555 true

[@hithere7626]

Think you made a mistake, how did the child make it to 5 years old?

[@sniclops15]

Wait.... Something about that kid's age is a bit off.....

[@sniclops15]

@@hithere7626 Lol

[@dark_ops1651]

I need another rSlash video now! You don’t understand. These videos healed my Eczema.

[@Ikajo]

"I understood that reference" - Steve Rogers

[@deeplysuperficial1637]

I remember that

[@samuelvista]

14:51 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Considering you're a boomer trying to attack a younger person turns you into a bully making you the lower life form. Haven't even seen the full clip.

[@SonovaDragon]

That was one of the best burns in my opinion!

[@UnusualGibus]

Antivax Kid: *exists* Polio, meningitis, measles, tetanus, rubella, influenza, hepatitis A: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@demonatrixe6203]

Polio can still infect unvaxxed kids

[@doodoofart3391]

Child's career*

[@GabrielSantana-xo9gx]

Bold of you to assume they will become a man.

[@sirbootybob4194]

You mean end this mans whole life

[@flameBMW245]

Kid*

[@Sparks354]

im a teenager (13) and i have struggled with mental health ever since I've started watching your videos it's helped me cope with sadness and pressure so you are helping people not hurting them

[@monbooboothefool1937]

Anti vaxx kid: my mom said I can be anything I want! Mr. Grim: even dead?

[@PlayerN101]

Anti vaxx kid: *walks away defeated*

[@aDarkLlama]

Revisiting older videos and accidentally stumbled upon the origin of Yugo, the best boi. Than you Yugo, for the magnificent gift of Puppy Bloopers.

[@Adam-ex3rx]

Every time you misspell something just say “i live in canada”

[@hithere7626]

You mean correctly spell something.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

well it is also spelled "paycheque" like how i could spell it "paycheck" so that angry american went total dumbass over nothing. never go total dumbass over nothing.

[@oliverjones9041]

Or anywhere else but America

[@ginalahue8694]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 that's true

[@sach1460]

Adam1277 lol yiu are so funby sorry I’m from Canada ;D

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

Yugo is the word for "south" in many Slavic languages. It's why there was a nation called Yugoslavia, which means "South Slavic land"

[@happychaosofthenorth]

Learn something new every day. :-)

[@backonlazer791]

Yugo South, I go North.

[@jaredchinchello1760]

I suggested Yugo because of my sks.

[@bonjourmarlene]

In my language, we still call people who live in countries now that used to be Yugoslavia "yugos" (rather than Bosnians/Serbians etc)

[@SnazzyBeatle]

Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia

[@Prank3dd]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I'm distracting you from the fact that I'm distracting you

[@qoq5417]

>:(

[@cryptical3236]

Darn.

[@notasaltyperson8330]

Illusion 100

[@godisforever7263]

I watched your videos yesterday and I can't stop laughing at everything and slowly realise that this is all real.

[@imakebadcontent9255]

AntiVax Kids: I want a Weasel as a pet Germs: You mean Measles?

[@13thMaiden]

The PETA one I love, who are they going after next? Jane Goodall?

[@FrostiKitsune]

RSPCA for killing animals

[@Mythicalthebutterfly]

I think southpark was spot on when showing peta throwing blood on people in protest against animal killers (yes they actually did that)

[@bentonknox5240]

Madfox this is comment is gibberish nonsense that I will not understand for the rest of my life, but I like it... I think.

[@FrostiKitsune]

@Madfox Oh my. That's one way to let out your anger

[@rachelfox8108]

When Jane Goodall is responsible for killing more than 80% of the animals under her care, spreading ridiculous misinformation for her own self-serving agenda and getting in bed with terrorists, sure. So far, she's done nothing of the sort, while we have reams of evidence of PETA doing all of the above. Fair's fair, after all.

[@havinagoodtime9733]

"Who's a good boy? YUGOBOY" was the cutest thing I'm going to hear today

[@NastyDeb]

Actually your video's reduce my stress extremely, I have it a lot in the background and help me not overthink certain things.