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[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

I can relate so hard to that thumbnail. My dog was an Australian shepherd and wanted to play 24/7 and loved to jump on everything and everyone. He was a furball of excitement.

[@jetsound2338]

I am sure that your dog is still a furball of excitement wherever he is now.

[@Kai_The_Kai]

I have a border collie - lab mix and he is 10 y/o and is still as energetic as our puppy

[@sharkksoda]

mine does the same, if he isn't the center of attention he will jump several feet in the air and punch you in the chest and then smile about it

[@quentin9676]

I just want to sit down and chill, but nooo. My lab has to somehow here me sitting down, proceeds to plop her body on me. And if I try to get up she gives me the "where you going" look

[@Cjking1]

My dog always jums on me when i sit down

[@psychojoe4764]

Funnily enough about Jurassic World the writer of the original book also thought one was enough because at the end of the story the army bombs the island killing all the dinosaurs and he only wrote a sequel because Spielberg kept bugging him so they could make another movie where he then killed all the dinos again this time with a virus and yet somehow they managed to make 4 more movies

[@nouhorni3229]

didn't the second book already have a chameleon carnotaurus fusion? that should have been the way to go immediately.

[@Raychases1fan]

Man I know no one asked but Jurassic world is my all time favourite movie plus Jurassic park a whole corner of my room has Jurassic world figures and like a massive raptor, and a Jurassic world poster + a shelf full of the books,figures,movies n more

[@Jack-gm8hw]

@@Raychases1fan no one asked

[@samscorch8252]

I still have the original book yet remember nothing about it for some reason

[@sopadumacacoumadelicia5]

@@Jack-gm8hw No one asked you to be here, Jack.

[@avionpiscean33]

Okay, so fun fact about grenades and pomegranates. The word "grenade" is actually derived from "pomegranate", and were designed to look like the fruit.

[@cameronvaillancourt5783]

Despite the modern ones looking more like avocados and pears.

[@lastchanc3stars]

@@cameronvaillancourt5783 do you want your bomb to be neon pink? I don't think soooo

[@unnamed12346]

​@@lastchanc3stars Ayo, I would. It would be highly impractical, but I definitely would. I would have figured they'd actually be more dark burgundy if based on the color, but I would splurge on Neon Pink Grenades

[@KeaganKeagan-gk3op]

@@lastchanc3starsBARBIE NOOO!!!!

[@50shadesofmidnight]

Fun fact: Isaac Newton invented calculus because he was stuck inside during the plague and got bored *Do you know how bored you'd have to be to invent CALCULUS???*

[@crimsondragon2677]

All too well. All. Too. Well.

[@hiroshell7973]

Darn it's another reason to hate the plague

[@PliskinYT]

@@hiroshell7973 All the homies hate the Plague

[@tatiana4050]

Imagine pandemic without internet

[@MrGamelover23]

@@tatiana4050 someone would create SUPER calculus.

[@ThorsShadow]

You don't need more than three friends for DnD. As a DM you could run a game for a single player. The Essentials Kit even has a few paragraphs on doing so and incorporates something called "sidekicks". NPCs travelling with your party to fill roles you don't have filled with your party's setup. The sourcebook "Tasha's Cauldron of Everything" fleshes the sidekick thing out more. Start playing DnD, people. If anyone has questions regarding starting DnD and/or playing the first few sessions, ask away. I recently started DMing, but have been following DnD content (CriticalRole, Dimension20, Runesmith, XPToLevel3, Davvy Chappy and loooots of others) for more than 4 years now.

[@MadamFoogie]

Couldn't agree more with your advice! "Tasha's" is pretty great. And frankly, big groups in a DnD campaign aren't something I'd recommend for a new player. Trust me, I work in a comic shop, and I've recently seen a nerd parade come through with like twenty players of varying experience. We had to boot them out of the store, because they were there from open to close. Even after being accommodated by the shop for a fat twelve hours, they still hadn't gotten to a good stopping point! When you have more than, say, ten people, every session turns into a total snoozefest. The story line draaaaaaags, because all these PCs take ages to finish their turns during combat. Don't even get me started on the messiness of attempting a good role play with a honking big group-- you'll never get anything done. Too many cooks. No, a nice, tight group is the best way to start. My current party only consists four, plus the illustrious DM. We can breeze through a typical weekly session in under three hours, no problem. I find that it's less stressful that way, and everyone gets to accomplish what they want. Plus it makes it far easier on the DM, who has more breathing room for their own agendas. [Also, I'm subbed to literally all of the channels you mentioned. Get out of my head!!]

[@ThorsShadow]

@@MadamFoogie Damn. I'd hate having to DM for 20 people. Like, it's awesome, if so many people want to play DnD together. But, as you said, you don't get anything done. I feel like the maximum number of players per group should be 6 to 8 and only that, if everyone is reasonably experienced and knows what they're doing and is reasonably comfortable with the rules of the game (taking CriticalRole as an example). That big group should have probably separated into 3 to 5 smaller groups. I am currently DMing for a group of 4 people. Only one person there has played DnD in the past (the guy played 3.5 extensively, so he knows how to play in general). For our next session, one player's wife asked if she could join. Which I am of course fine with. Very much so. As I said above, more people playing DnD in general is awesome. A newbie DM (me, although I have a lot of theoretical knowledge) and three/four completely new players with one experienced one... we usually get to a good stopping point after three to five hours. Which is a perfect timeframe in my opinion. And my players are getting the ropes of the game very quickly, which is really cool to see. And: Everyone of them is staying in character and they roleplay incredibly well. Did not expect that. We're all having a ton of fun every session.

[@MadamFoogie]

@@ThorsShadow Your game sounds super fun and cozy! I hope it works out. I'm all about RP, so that's great to hear! =D As far as that sad massive game went, the DM specifically asked for that day in the game room, and seemed really excited about having so many PCs at one time. He'd been working to build a huge battle for ages. I totally applaud his ambition, but it was misled. Bit off way more than he could chew. It was a continental war sort of scenario, so that's why he wanted the massive scale. Still, the group broke off into cliques after that clusterf*ck. Now they've developed smaller warlord factions! There may be another epic battle soon for that campaign, but my store sure as heck ain't hosting it again. XD

[@auliamate]

i would totally get into DnD if i wasn't so lazy

[@RGC_animation]

But you still need at least ONE friend.

[@grants7390]

the biggest reason a lot of modern movies have bad lighting is because they're being made for screens that don't even exist yet. for the bright scenes to be bright they need to make the dark scenes even darker due to current screens (not even IMAX) not being bright enough.

[@denverarnold6210]

7:00 to be fair, Devils are lawful evil, while demons are chaotic evil, at least according to D&D rules.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

And the chaotic neutral deamons, or at least that's what I remember, I fell off during the Era of 3.5e, so I have no idea if I remember that correctly or if they changed it. I remember 4e was fucky, who the hell knows what survived THAT rough patch.

[@daniellelondon439]

Playing one person dnd is just writing a fantasy novel.

[@aaronabel4368]

I swear Robin was just a normal robin till they found a phone on the ground opened on Reddit thus a talking robin Love the videos and every one part of may keep it up

[@Unoriginal____Starwalker]

Damn I haven't seen anything Ddlc in a while. Cool pfp

[@aaronabel4368]

@@Unoriginal____Starwalker thx :D

[@nathanschmitt2457]

0:37 for the crab, the best thing you can do is find a beach, get some sand, put the sand in a bucket, gently pick it up with tongs, set it into the container filled with sand, wait for a while, and when it’s safe outside, take the crab out to the beach and gently tip the container over to let the sand spill out slightly, and to let the crab potentially climb out and be in a familiar environment.

[@mikethewhizz5085]

A country song where she goes "oops I killed my husband" but it was genuinely an accident and she's upset because she didn't wanna kill him

[@airacummins5076]

How would that go? What would the lyrics be specifically?

[@alexismyers6053]

I’d like it if they did a serial killer drama from the perspective of the victims. Like, each season is a historical killer, but you don’t know who. The season starts with a bunch of seemingly random people just going about their day to day lives, but at the end of every episode, one of them dies and it keeps going like that until the police catch the killer, who was one of the people in the group. And the very last episode, is showing when and where each victim met the killer and became a target. They would have to find obscure killers and do their best to say names as little as possible so viewers can’t cheat very easily and look things up. But it would be fun to start a civil war in the family every week trying to figure out who the killer is.

[@Crazy_Sarah98]

This needs to be a thing!

[@alexismyers6053]

@@Crazy_Sarah98 lol apparently I’m on a role with making story pitch ideas because these are so weird and other there, no one really reads the. But your the second person to say they like my idea

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

@@alexismyers6053 It's not a bad one this REALLY should be a show

[@alexismyers6053]

@@ArgentinianElectrician thanks! If Netflix wasn’t such a witch with all of their animated series, I’d make the pitch to them lol

[@MadamFoogie]

3:58 Agreed. I friggin' love Jimmy Dean's English muffin breakfast sandwiches. Especially if you go through the effort of reassembling the frozen ingredients before microwaving, to avoid the bread getting soggy. I also like to add spicy pickles, a little cayenne pepper, and lightly butter the muffins with margarine. Spent about two months straight eating just those alone for dinner. When you work in the food industry, the last thing you want is to get off your shift, and then have to cook for yourself. Screw that.

[@melonpie105]

1:43 there are recipes online to make brownies that have black beans in them. my grandma made some for me once and i had no idea they had beans in them until my grandma told me. they tasted just like regular brownies. there's also recipes for brownies with broccoli, and a buncha other vegies. and apparently they all taste like regular brownies.

[@clem-lv2rw]

7:13 I believe that's called "writing a book"

[@jackoflames]

Solo D&D is basically having a writing session but letting dice decide outcomes

[@irishuisman1450]

Fun fact about 11:40, the Dutch name for pomegranate is actually granaatappel. Translating that literally, it means _grenade apple._ So yeah, the fruit lived up to its name xD

[@Unoriginal____Starwalker]

Finally, someone else recognizes Jimmy Dean's amazingness.

[@BreedableVaporeon0978]

YEAH

[@electricheartpony]

I dunno, the only one I've ever had was a salty pos

[@bitters879]

Manage a dollar tree as a second job and can confirm, Jimmy Deans is the only food that I can microwave that not only tastes good but doesn't leave me wanting a stomach pump.

[@darkwolf_2389]

That is exactly what im saying

[@midnightbeans2733]

Yes

[@JustCade143]

2:08 uh oh

[@tzisorey]

Me: [opens fridge] Bag of decaying blue-Spy: "Kill me" Medic: "Later..now, where was I?"

[@nanardeurlambda]

11:45 ...this makes more sense in french: the word for pomegranate IS "grenade"

[@ameliarose47]

2:12 aye Miles Nation look he's here! (For those outside the Miles Nation he works for the Try Guys and is pretty dope, esp on the TryPod, "advice that will go for Miles" is pure comedy gold while also being solid advice)

[@munchiesevilcreations6358]

the breakfast sandwich thing: to keep the bread from being soggy and stuff, take the sandwich apart, cook the meat first for 30-45 seconds, then make the sandwhich for the last 30-45 seconds till hot. keeps everything tasty

[@iSkyn3t]

I follow the directions and it works great.. I had to read them several times to get it right for some reason. Now I know it by heart. Wrap frozen sandwich in a paper towel like a fast food burger. Microwave 90 seconds at 30% power, flip over and cook 50 seconds more.... Or loosely wrap it the wrong way and microwave on high for 50 seconds like my hubby does and enjoy it hot and cold at the same time! Haha The spinach egg white sandwich gunk is gross no matter what I do though. The texture is just wrong. Very wrong! 🤢.

[@z.b.oakley8467]

7:02 The saddest part of this is that there are still people who wouldn't be able to work with the time constraints.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

2:52 Bish that's a plant from Deep Rock Galactic! You can't fool me!

[@ray80082]

Man, I miss playing DnD and Rifts so much. Haven't had a solid campaign last longer than 6 months in years because people either have to leave for their own reasons (which is fine. Managing your personal life and keeping things stable should be more important), or there's drama outside of the sessions and everything just dies off. Plus, it's just really hard to find new people to play with, since a lot of people still think it's just too "nerdy" to enjoy. Sad times.

[@samuelcrow4701]

6:03 PIRATING THERAPY THIS IS GENIUS

[@misshooman]

0:57 anytime anyone says "man in a suit" i just imagine gman

[@troodon1096]

Because men never wore suits before that game came out.

[@shade100]

10:15 at some point in time (I assume 1983), this person had the misfortune to lay eyes on a picture of Kermit the Frog, except he (Kermit the Frog) had a full set of human teeth at the time. After confronting this horror, this person is not at all scared by Kermit with two vampire fangs.

[@Alex_the_Human]

Thank you kind gentleman

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Petition to make Robin the sun mascot for Jimmy Dean

[@TarynBeeswax]

Solo DnD play is just writing a novel with dice and figurines

[@notamaperson5849]

3:20 bruh I was creating a mine in minecraft while watching

[@captain_cassidy]

7:06 grab a bunch of plushies and pretend they are people. thats hovv i keep myself entertained vvhen i cant sleep

[@Faty1cat773]

What a great way to start the morning. Thanks Robin!

[@comparatorclock]

3:15: At least in 2022 anyway, yes because Nintendo doesn't do anything other than be hyper-aggresive in the courts about copyright anymore. Like seriously, that's literally their entire thing now, and it isn't even funny or anything.

[@chaosdev7948]

gigachad said "i agree" in every moment

[@lxvenderjewel]

2:07 well this aged fucking horribly

[@Aidan-fw1xr]

This years Halloween theme for our yard/costumes is the 80s satanic panic, so we’re all going as D&D nerds. I feel like we’re going to give boomers PTSD lol.

[@fluffystuff500]

0:51 People were really out there telling a *hurricane* to "go away"? Like that's gonna do anything?

[@iichxrryluna]

THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW JIMIN AND TAEHYUNG I SWEAR I THOUGHT OF JIMIN WHEN I READ JIMINY IN THE VIDEO AND THEN IT'S LIKE I SUMMONED HIM

[@jerrydivyaa25]

There we go fellow army. I was looking for you high and low. The way our memes made it to emkay 😭😭💜

[@ZulqarnainAidil]

omg that last one. I'm cranking the TV brightness AT NIGHT just to watch a show set in daytime

[@WooShell]

8:05 Yes, Minesweeper is still shipped with Windows, and Microsoft has monetized the sh1t out of the game.. like showering you with tons of ads and asking for 9$ a month to stop..

[@gordzilla8443]

All I thought of when I saw the dog on the thumbnail was that one Emkay video with the Dog Sitting Gay😂

[@iSkyn3t]

I've never agreed with anyone more than I have with your commentary on this video! Also, Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches ftw! 😂

[@bitters879]

Damn right! Also their gravy stuffed hash browns? Amazing when paired with the sausage biscuit.

[@xD0nReeZyx]

Hell yeah for jimmy dean

[@Moon_Puff]

7:52 unexpected - but perfectly calibrated - Garrus love, and I'm here for it. Heh

[@thepopeofwigwungo5823]

4:03 *clears throat* saffron road, chef bombay, stouffers, digiorno

[@boxbuddds]

nah this just makes me laugh when I’m sick 💀 my throat is dying but this is good

[@ktoliman]

4:50 sent my drink everywhere.

[@Ligma_Entertainment]

9:21, I will admit our cat runs away when I'm in my school uniform

[@locitrom17]

Well pretty good thing i see this right before i start to eat, i usually watch EmKay videos when im eating all the time

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

I'm just the last five words.

[@hellfighter496]

rich kid: here's my tip for winning the lottery *hands you note that reads "have your daddy buy the lottery"*

[@rain12723]

8:40 Jesus I was not expecting that, hilarious

[@theanonymouscomet4373]

just got out of the shower, I’m always looking forward to a new emkay vid! Keep it up guys :}

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Today on information we didn't need to know.

[@JimVekemans]

I just got out of this guy's shower too looking forward to the new emkay vid!

[@thatwatermelon5806]

@@JimVekemans Just got out of his bathtub. Looking forward to the Emkay vid too!

[@kattastic9999]

I saw Ja Rule at a bus stop in Vegas Once. He had body guards but they were all just. Waiting there for a minute. They didn't get on the bus. Very neutral encounter.

[@Starbean89]

Got a beagle, mini yorkie and a minion/chihuahua mix. All three are always ‘oh oh our human sister is up and among us! She is here to pet! Let’s weave about her feet and nearly kill her !’ I love them but dear flip a dip do I wish I could get up to go pee without almost dying

[@MangoBirb22]

11:43 idk if this is on purpose or not but a pomegranate in french is literally “une grenade” so i find this really funny

[@Robert-gi1el]

In case anyone is wondering at 6:50 it’s talking about a song called “ the devil went down to Georgia” I recommend listening to it it’s an AMAZING song

[@TheRealAxolotlAnimates]

11:08 this is me with Rick and Morty.

[@realcanadian67]

Old country music is vastly superior. Half the songs were about trains, and who doesn't love trains?!?

[@typhoon1575]

7:05 That's called writing a book

[@drakkonyan]

5:36 I just remember the Laurel vs Yanny thing bc of ppl calling it stupid like a year after it ended

[@fangchick93]

How to make a breakfast sandwich: 1) toast English muffin halves, don't use buns or bagels, use English muffins, biscuits are an acceptable substitute. 2) heat a small to medium non stick skillet to medium high heat, use a nob of butter to grease the pan, place a biscuit cutter the size of the English muffin in pan 3) turn heat to medium low and immediately crack an egg into ring, cook in ring until bottom of egg is cooked, then cover and turn to low and steam top for about two to three minutes or until cooked to perfection 4) use the butter remaining in pan to butter the English muffin halves, remove egg from ring and place on bottom English muffin half, add cheddar (don't argue with me on that, just get cheddar or I will find you and force feed you Cheshire cheddar), top with other English muffin half and enjoy I also occasionally add a little mayo to my breakfast sandwich. Hope these instructions help, breakfast sandwiches are very easy and quick to make so now you'll never need to buy a frozen one or get one of those stupid breakfast sandwich Makers. You can add meat if you want, but the flavours of a good breakfast sandwich are so rich that bacon or sausage kind of overpowers it, so the most I'll add is turkey or sliced pork tenderloin

[@troodon1096]

You lost me at any food that requires more than 2 steps before it's edible.

[@fangchick93]

@@troodon1096 then you are not worthy of the deliciousness of a homemade breakfast sandwich. Eat your frozen ones and despair

[@naturalone6529]

0:20 This guy gets it.

[@darkydu]

Solo dnd tips: I don't know what you were expecting it's basically just writing a book

[@osheridan]

2:11 That is NOT what I was expecting him to say 😭

[@VTPPGLVR]

7:12 Solo DND? Do you mean writing?

[@thehappyhopper2888]

minesweeper doesnt ship with windows anymore, now it ships with ubuntu

[@PhantomReeper]

11:23 MSJSMS I forget that ppl I follow on Twitter can appear in videos and I just smjdkd

[@MrRukrio1]

as somebody who plays DnD: the schedule joke is painfully accurate.

[@alistorexeprimexiii6973]

7:45 just waiting on the H*tler original series showing how he was actually fighting to save the orphans from a cannibal gypsy warlord

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Pro-Hitler movies already exist.

[@netherqueen5891]

Add “you cheated on me so I keyed your car and got drunk” to the women’s country music btw but that one is 100% true lol

[@durk5331]

Adam as the creation named himself (I am the Adam of your labors), considered Victor his father, he hated him, but he still self identified As a Frankenstein... Thusly he would be named Adam Frankenstein >.>

[@fantome3170]

I don't know who had the idea to put Michael Jackson's "He he" everytime he swears but I love it

[@StygianPrime_]

7:55 Feel a little called out by this post

[@Saga_Anserum]

legit had a childhood crush for the dude on the right. I think his name started with a g

[@StygianPrime_]

If you’re talking about Garrus, he’s on the left. But yeah I’ve had a crush on both him and Blaidd

[@alexbanks2323]

8:31 wish we could bring Wolfgang back or we could take a cue from the native Americans. Imagine having a name like a sitting bull or crazy horse

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

9:40 ah yes, the long-awaited _sequel_ to the song "Centerfold."

[@alternator7893]

5:42 that had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@IceSpiderGaming]

0:30 Just started any already laughing!

[@THETHRONGLER9000]

8:45 He’s just salty cus his parents named him Xycronva

[@notYourBro44]

🗿 You can't just give a child a jacked-up name and call THEM salty if they don't like it.

[@Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs]

5:08 ew what the fuck is that why are we bringing back the Shark Tale face

[@sagacious03]

Decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!

[@JustAnzia]

i had a broccoli in my frisge i yeeted in the trash yesterday, its usually green, but mine had turned a mixture of yellow and blood red...

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Did you bleed and piss on it?

[@yesimtheworld]

the thumbnail is so relatable whenever you pick up one of my dog’s toys she comes sprinting at you like she can sense it

[@NoirEater]

Jimmy Dean is the reason I hate microwaves. Do you want burnt food that's frozen in the middle? Jimmy Dean has you covered

[@purplurpl]

It’s not overwatch 2, it’s overwatch too

[@eternalwintress]

I have an idea for a final Jurassic Park movie. They go through the whole starting-a-dinosaur-park thing, and every so often something goes wrong that seems like it'll lead to the same major dinosaur escape issues of all the other movies, except that it soon gets solved with no problems, and it's basically just 2 hours of tension with no real payoff beyond a side plot about a happy family enjoying their day out at the dino park.

[@goodtoastly]

This is my favourite sub reddit!

[@SetyaPriatna]

Nowadays movies are now shot and stored directly on SSD.

[@babelfisk1870]

this is my favorite subreddit

[@official-obama]

3:58 Do angus cheeseburgers count? All I've had are the ones from Sam's Club You can get them for breakfast if you really want to, and it's cooked in the microwave too.

[@mikethewhizz5085]

As a college math tutor, I can agree that calculus was invented to make more integrals, but unless they contain profitable information, we wouldn't just sell them

[@vixievulpixie]

4:15 agreed emkay, jimmy dean sausage egg and cheese croissants are sweeeet

[@TheAvoiderOfGrass]

7:50 why does this sound like Heisenberg

[@kiwitheundead1609]

Literally just finished downing a jimme dean breakfast sandwich, can confirm it fucking slaps

[@theduke7539]

country music used to have some character. 99 percent of country music post 2010 is just corporations taking c list pop stars, putting cowboy hats on them and making them sing with a fake accent. Country music is supposed to be the life people actually live, not the life they wish they had.

[@nyaccoon]

also like in some canon's the devil can't actually lie so even if he judged he had to be fair to johny

[@weepingkoopa2862]

9:16 considering that we often dress them in collars and silly outfits for our own amusement, I'm sure they know what's up.

[@Indestinate]

the pomegranate one is canon, in my language its granaatappel which, if translated directly, means grenade apple

[@OLBICHL]

12:41 that's a very good point

[@ObeyCamp]

3:07 Minecraft wasn't the most popular video game in 2020. It wasn't even in the top 10, according to Steam analytics. Among Us was number one, in terms of plays. The highest-selling game, in terms of revenue, was Call of Duty: Black Ops: Cold War. I think Minecraft is the top selling game of all time, yet to be surpassed, but it doesn't stay in contemporaneous rankings like those above.