r/Notmyjob | looks done to me boss

[@SolventMonk646]

1:34 lets have a moment of silence for Lexi, then a moment of screaming for her too

[@lisaandethanc4284]

Why

[@GamerAed]

Its not lexi

[@3_ormorecharacters]

(i can't reply to both of you at the same time 💀) its because lexi's the tech gal at emkay, she mostly the one doing those kinda subreddits

[@AllisonRodriguez066]

Its Robin bruh☠️☠️

[@WyattOShea]

They were talking about Lexi being the tech person at Emkay not who was narrating the video....@@AllisonRodriguez066

[@ectothermic]

That car that was in the newly cemented street probably belongs to someone who was contacted enough times that the crew decided "fuck it" and built around it. They're required to contact people, that IS their job. Once they don't answer it stops being their job.

[@BraveSoulPL]

The guy made it on purpose. He is known for leaving his car in the place he doesn't want to be done/change OR where are working people he wants to make bad day for. He stopped or wanted to stop work of so many jobs in Łódź, that people just doing their job around his car at this point and then when he finally take his car they doing rest of a job.

[@ectothermic]

@@BraveSoulPL Interesting :O That's some neat lore, also hilariously petty.

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@BraveSoulPL Ah yes, the local neighborhood "VADIM BLYAT!". As a Boris fan, I can understand this premise quite well. ...Please tell me at least one worker wrote "JESTEM KURWA" on his car in super-permanent road paint.

[@dieserNiko]

That car has a norwegian license plate and the concrete is poured in poland, I thing someone just didn’t understand the signs and no one bothered to wait for the contact info from a foreigner 🤔

[@BraveSoulPL]

​@dieserNiko I am talking about car at 2:59 it is polish license plate. Not a car at 0:57

[@Foxlover781]

I kind of understand with the road painting ones because a machine does it and it’s probably quite easy to not notice something if it’s covered by paint and fits in with the rest of the paint

[@Kiku91]

6:45 as someone from that area, yeah traffic can get passive aggressive in the city, and there’s always some construction on the roads. But this comment had me laugh out loud.

[@semi_systematic_vods]

10:00 Used to work as a forklift driver at FedEx freight. Those signs exclusively mean that items should not be stacked on top of the marked pallet. The pallets that are marked are usually fine to stack on other things, however, but common sense should be used.

[@acheronbutler]

10:42 Those quality assurance guys were laughing their asses off too hard to fix that particular screw up

[@Just_a_commenter]

This subreddit exudes snarky energy and I absolutely love it. It's a level of petty that I want to indulge with at my job, but at the end of the day, I'm a compliant little binch. :

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

"Binch"

[@Drag0nmaster]

@@AuroraTheIdiotwhat?

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

They said, "I'm a complaint little binch. :

[@Just_a_commenter]

@@AuroraTheIdiot Yes, because I like to use silly words to keep things light, and at the same time KZbin can be triggerhappy with hiding my comments without obvious reason. Thus, I avoid cursing.

[@LitPinata]

C'mon, be more confident! Just, try and avoid being a tall glass of dumpster juice in an Arizona's July to the customers.

[@Kyrikrliy]

Stuff like this is what happens when people don't get paid enough and, as such, do not give a crap for the actual work they're doing

[@theicmn]

Not really. It's a lack of pride in their work. Some people make an effort irregardless of salary.

[@gotmilk9843]

@@theicmn true, but notice that a fair amount of these were likely done by minimum wage employees

[@frankm.2850]

It’s almost like it’s actually a good business move for employees to be paid well. The fact so many business owners in the US are to stupid/greedy to figure this out is mind boggling.

[@MutatedIce1]

Great point kratky from CFMOT

[@Bendythedancingdemon-gc7zy]

1:19 I’m glad my Shiver amiibo didn’t come packaged upside down like that

[@blgaming5771]

12:40: That number in the diamond just means that this tank contains Benzene, Toluene and Xylene. It has nothing to do with heigh of the container.

[@ParasWiineri]

As someone who works with hazardous waste, I was like "what's funny about this?". Because, yes that 1993 is the UN number and is used for flammable solvents.

[@redstonerelic]

So I found the original post (KZbin won't let me post the link here, so I'll post the link in a community post on my channel) And it appears we've all been bamboozled. The consensus in the comments is that the point of the post is that height is spelled HIGHT, rather than HEIGHT, and we were totally mislead by the UN number

[@ParasWiineri]

@@redstonerelic ooooooh!

[@gadidou9755]

1:48 he said prostitued instead of prosecuted 😂

[@frostbitedragon9]

I have a feeling he did it on purpose lol

[@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87]

8:00 "over 68 million square feet in -1 states"

[@merrydaye4763]

Being prostituted and prosecuted are a bit different 😂😂😂 had to replay to make sure you said it!

[@inkling457]

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD POINT THIS OUT OMG THAT WAS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE *ACTUAL* WORD. 😂😂😂

[@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets]

Depends on the cop...

[@firestorm5371]

0:41 I think that is supposed to have two different labeling for two different countries, it is still stupid.

[@stonerzgamingentertainment1708]

In Australia If your vehicle is blocking the roadworks they are allowed to have your vehicle towed and the tow company contacts the owner to come pick it up at cost of the owner as there is signs and barriers set up days in advance before construction work on the road is closed for repairs

[@dontmindme352]

5:45 Holy crap! I used to work at Metronet. If you only knew...

[@null9014]

Wow! Robin really suits this subreddit! Usually I either click off a video as soon as I realise Robin is the narrator or I click off halfway through, but I really enjoyed listening to Robin on this one! I don't know if it's because he happened to be in a better mood or if his negative vibe just really suited the atmosphere of this subreddit, but even though I usually get really distressed whilst watching Robin videos I wasn't put in a bad mood at all watching this one! :D

[@Kanthros-kreations]

3:52 I immediately recognized that logo, and as someone who had to use that every single day at work, we would always say "Workday never works". So take that as you will lmao

[@AnotherVA]

Notmyjob is just mildly infuriating but funnier

[@MSRTA_Productions]

13:20 as a person who collects model aircraft I can confirm this is the correct way

[@leto1596]

I never knew jetBlue operated X29s

[@Bleplebeian]

0:00 is there a piece of ham there that isnt censored??

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Wait, you're actually right.

[@jordanhunter3375]

4:37 Must have been the scene where one of them bit that SWAT officer's balls off during the raid (Reference to 2022 RESCUE RANGERS movie)

[@WarneD1]

3:53 brings back repressed memories of horrible WorkDay trainings.

[@RipVanFish09]

11:56 My desktop is running windows xp. Then again, its not been connected to the internet in almost a decade, and is really just used to store pictures, and play Minesweeper, Pinball, and Mario 63.

[@songohan3321]

XP is still better than Vista. I am in IT and THAT OS was the bane of my existence.

[@Game_Blox9999]

Vista is absolute *_SHIT_* and absolutely _nobody_ can change my mind!

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

As someone who lives in Rochester, NY, I can confirm that the drivers here are absolutely relentless

[@jordanenby9734]

As someone with family in Rochester AND Colorado, I can tell you that the honking is true in both of those.

[@EthanDiiulio]

As someone who lives in Rochester I hate when people honk the second the light turns green, I’ve rarely ever had it happen to me but when it does I hate it, especially when I’m turning, like no I can’t turn right now I will get into an accident

[@tinabosworth1602]

2:40 i died laughing because it reminded me of the one meme from Monster's Inc, the way Robin said it.

[@ja937ck4]

13:07 was not expecting to see the new traffic circle from my hometown in the vid but I can confirm that it has been fixed

[@timothymckane6362]

9:04 That McDonald's sign: *exists* That one happy turd: 💩

[@Kage6415]

7:13 I mean.... TECHNICALLY bronze does turn green over time sooo they're not ENTIRELY wrong... feel like this also belongs in r/technicallycorrect lol

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

I thought that was copper, Bronze is a mixture of Copper and tin so it shouldn't turn green?

[@JoCaTen]

Oh the asphalt around the car... Happened somewhere in my city once. Saw it on the local news, went to see it myself and yeah... Wow

[@marcinkalinski308]

3:22 they tried, police too.

[@TheDarwinProject1]

😳 was that (7:19) dead deer legs?! 😰 Like, did someone kill "hiding" baby deer with a riding lawn mower?! 😱😭

[@Kyrikrliy]

I wonder if they could be sued for that

[@TheDarwinProject1]

I wonder how many of the r/notmyjob posts are actually r/maliciouscompliance...I highly suspect the ones where they go around cars were. Like, they could have told a Karen not to park there, the worker's boss told them they can't have the car towed as they don't want to be sued, so instead, they work around the car, keeping the Karen from being able to access her car being the revenge. Maybe if the work takes long enough, they can have the car towed as soon as they are done (& road is drivable), but are now able to tow the car as its "been abandoned" &/or for being ticketed so many times for being in that spot for so long!

[@David_Bellows]

The sign one makes some sense, because these trucks drive down the road with paint spraying out of the end so things in the road will get sprayed over

[@JumblyJumble]

The Paw Patrol rating could be useful if parental controls disable the ability for a kid to watch Paw Patrol on loop. I approve.

[@theicecreamninja101]

12:33 hey I speak that language!

[@sunfish9341]

love Robin finding out about new yorkers not having any road patience 😂

[@SEB9630_pl]

2:53 answering to how that happens, by shape rearranged pieces are in you can see that they took walkway apart to put some piping or other underground stuff in it, construction workers never care to put that back correctly and they aint paid for it. so here you have an answer also uh(ik im annoying) but at 12:38 that number at left is what chemical is being transported

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

for any of the oneswhere they pave around a car... there are these things called tow trucks...

[@moth.monster]

Always funny when a fire hydrant is really high up because a slope got regraded. I get why, moving the pipes is hard and one that's a few feet up still works the same, but it's funny to see.

[@ankhtahr1401]

There was actually one single civilian aircraft built with forward swept wings. HFB-320 Hansajet, the weirdest looking business jet ever, built in the 60s.

[@LexusLFA554]

If Robin would see a German playground, I wonder what he would think. There are jagged edges everywhere.

[@theicmn]

Wow! I did Nazi the Germans being careless with life...

[@SomeRandomKydd]

Timestamp 13:25 - There are actually planes built with the wings facing backwards. They work, but are no more cost effective than the current model.

[@darkwaterseraphim]

I defend the flushing sign - I've cleaned too many men's restrooms where men have left weird shyte in the urinals.

[@VTPPGLVR]

11:14 😂 I thought I was the only one who loved that one!! I randomly say it sometimes 😂

[@bluestreaker9242]

9:28 So, yeah, iirc, it generally means don't stack palettes on top of the palette that says "Do not stack"; I think in this context, though, given they're being placed on shelving units in what kinda looks like a Sam's Club, I'm assuming that they're not to be stacked, period. Either way, though, 1. that one looks rather insecurely stacked on top of an unevenly-sorted palette & 2. and though it could just be a perspective thing, that palette looks DANGEROUSLY close to touching a supporting structure of the ceiling. All told, this picture makes me so friggin' nervous! O.o

[@TheDopekitty]

The pole in the roundabout is in my hometown of Fredericton. Someone even hung a sign just saying The Pole on it😂

[@ElusiveLion741]

11:37 Me who still uses a laptop that looks exactly like this: -_- Man I'm old T_T

[@Tajarim88]

The lift makes perfect sense. The one is counting like Americans, the other like Europeans.

[@oliviaksiag6163]

The cars getting cemented around makes me wonder if those are actually malicious compliance stories. Like the construction guys went to the car owner and said "Can you move your car? We're doing the roads," and the pricks just went "You can just do it around my car, I've got to go do more important things," and the construction guys decided to teach them a lesson.

[@qtluna7917]

The 10.000 dollar road bikes won't touch a normal bikelane either.

[@WackoMcGoose]

5:11 KZbin's insistence on requiring "made-for-TV size" images for channel banners be like

[@TacitMarmot27121yt]

happy 2024 robin and emkay team

[@SeahawksFTW2014]

Hey. Green means go, dammit, so get goin. Horns are for using. 😂 I'm in Rochester regularly and quite frankly I'd honk at any idiot who waits 10 full seconds to honk at the idiot holding everyone up 🤣

[@DaltonKevinM]

09:04 Whoever put this sign up is a native Spanish speaker and probably speaks broken English. In Spanish, the E is pronounces like the A in BAY. So they tried to spell the word using Spanish phonetics, and no one bothered to tell them "it looks like crap." Of course, it could just be vandalism, but you can usually tell where the letter came from in those cases.

[@ShadowsPancakes]

2:10 most likely is supposed to show a rhino because the rhinos are moving into where the elephants used to be since the elephants were moved to a different zoo.

[@alwaysamongdragons7354]

You know, half of these are more "one job" than not my job. Not my Job: An unexpected difficulty, probably caused by someone else, comes up during your project and you would have to go well beyond your job description to solve that problem and get the job done so you instead just work around it- even if it hampers the quality of your overall work. The Hydrant is a good example. The hydrant plumbing was already there. Whoever was laying concrete was also told to put concrete there. The planner messed up their jobs so the installers didn't fix their mistake. One Job: That IS what you were hired to do, but through excessive laziness or incompetence you end up with quality hat leaves those that contracted you wondering why they did. At this point might as well just merge and call it "bad job" or something...

[@badartlol5056]

I got so confused when he said "prostituted" instead of "prosecuted" bc I'm listening and not looking 😭

[@GoryBlueCat]

You think it’s bad in Rochester, NY? It’s just as bad everywhere else in upstate NY. Everyone is so impatient for NO REASON.

[@timebomb4562]

11:04 At least these are terms and conditions people will read

[@Primon4723Studios]

0:20 & 13:08 Squidward: Remember your Karma.

[@seagullz.1019]

can confirm as someone from utah that elephants here look a little bit different

[@cooperdn24]

That final one is just how the reverse

[@rambofan334]

2:44 It's a victim of Thanos's snap.

[@smauguh]

My brain is so used to a certain type o content that I didn't even notice the egg was censored... Shame on me

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Well *obviously* the domesticated cheese would cost more due to the effort margin. Wild feta used to be 3.99 but now you get improved attitude cheese.

[@GamepadStudios]

This is the ultimate cutting corners subreddit, almost as bad as me

[@FEAR_ME_BISHES]

Ah, Laziness at its finest

[@luisostasuc8135]

No see, with paw patrol, there was a single frame of an episode where they affirmed that gay men exist and can be happy. That's why it's 18+ now /Jk

[@xnamkcor]

Unless you have a pot of water just always boiling, something that takes 4 minutes to cook could very well actually take 9 minutes to prepare.

[@Attaxalotl]

Ah yes, the legendary Airbus A-47, or would it be a Sukhoi Su-320?

[@RipVanFish09]

1:32 Did they even plug it in?

[@jayglenn837]

Pay me minimum wage, I'll do the minimum work :>

[@jimwormmaster]

9:09: So, Mr Hankey?

[@WindowsEater]

Unrelated to video at all but today I found out that Robin is one of the VA's for Poppy Playtime!

[@generalxabierosa2636]

Vista is nothing, I worked at a plant a year ago and the giant press and hole punch, used for cutting and punching holes in steel, was running off of windows 98.😂

[@reaganmonkey8]

5:12 The badly sized ad might actually be a good idea, it got more people to see this ad through Reddit then through EmKay.

[@fallonfireblade4404]

Okay but for some reason I just completely cracked up at "rvedrese"

[@Moose546]

This reminds me of when my bones worked

[@ravenouself4181]

Actually, Bronze does turn green when left out in the open. That's why many statues made of Bronze turn green. So... technically the truth.

[@pootisthebirdhead676]

not my job to make a creative comment

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

Good one

[@thecluckster3908]

And you did anyway

[@leaderlamby]

not my job to reply to it (/j)

[@randomdudeapfelmus3424]

That was surprisingly creative

[@Foam_Woa]

you still did that job, *very* creatively.

[@unavailable-6358]

I love Emkay

[@professorariel]

I'm guessing the elevator is from Brazil or somewhere where the groundfloor/1st floor is called térreo, and the G stands for garage

[@codetoil]

Hello as someone from Greater Rochester!

[@melsbacksfriend]

I want a Shiver amiibo now.

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

13:17 you could say it’s turning vertically

[@NOT_Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty]

You know you’re early when Emkay has 900 likes

[@Mrdude268]

I’ve been to that, zoo 2:12

[@eagleraider444]

2:15 what do you call an African animal in a German river? A Rhino!

[@reaganmonkey8]

12:37 The problem with the Height one is that “Hight” is spelled wrong.

[@xLucy_Hx]

The pic at 12:38 shouldn't be on here. The sticker on the left is the ADR code for UN1993 Flammable Liquid, N.O.S. (Isopropanol). The sticker on the right however is mispelled

[@Abigblueworld]

0:37 If I was in that elevator I would 100% go to floor -1 (G)

[@bibinch5537]

I feel like the first one is great if the resturant is known for having a sense of humor

[@HannABXY.]

1:16 A Frye stan did this

[@andy_thechicken]

the citroen c3 as a thumbnail

[@theminecraftviking-zd8xs]

the red button at 10:15 says stop a I realized a few seconds later it was a joke

[@hectorillusiii2795]

0:13 Hentai be like

[@kaila-denzenhughes4130]

ROCHESTER MENTION!!!!!!!!