r/NuclearRevenge - POISON IVY in the lube...

[@Cottontailart]

The last one I’ve heard a few times and it never gets old

[@MarkNarrations]

FIrst time I read it and loved it :)

[@badkitty4922]

I've heard it before, too. Thankfully, since our Waffle King, Mark read it there wasn't any censorship of the swear words like when I heard r/slash read it on his channel. AWESOME!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FredRated1967]

Agreed. Even though this video is nearly a year old, I never tire of hearing the poison ivy story or the first story.

[@danrossell6375]

Why wasn’t the professor just as itchy as she was? If they were f buddies he should have been.

[@Fete_Fatale]

@@danrossell6375 Perhaps he was using a condom.

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

The poison ivy in the lube is way nicer than the reddit story about the guy that put industrial glue in the lube bottle.

[@jordancoons3364]

Where can I find that story

[@SquishFish404]

the glue is too far because there was a guy that glued himself shut so he would not get his partner pregnant, the guy ended up dying because he could not empty himself or something

[@platinumaether8198]

He *what*

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

oh lordy

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

there is a youtube with some moron on camera doing just that. and he kept the recording going when he realized he couldn't open his mouth...hahahhahaaa

[@clrtwallace0116]

Hey Mark. Sorry your dad isnt doing well. But definitely be prepared for the worst from some of those around you. It seems like a death in the family is a magnet to entitled Karens. The more entitled they feel, the more manipulative and heartless they are.

[@MarkNarrations]

I'm always prepared for the worst but hope for the best :)

[@clrtwallace0116]

Mark Narrations When my grandmother died, everyone gathered at her house after the funeral. My sister and i had helped make all the arrangements, so after the burial, we went back to the funeral home to get all the plants to take to my grandmothers so everyone could get theirs. We stopped at my moms to check on her, so were running about 30 minutes late getting back with the plants. My aunts actually called my mother, accusing us of stealing all the plants! I could not believe the way these women, that i had always looked up to, acted after just burying their mother. It was ridiculous.

[@omegasobsessions]

My mom’s siblings were arguing about which would get what when their dad died, their mom was still alive and sitting right there... ugh

[@vlugovsky]

@@clrtwallace0116 You should have dumped the plants on their front porches all broken up.

[@beautybard]

I love cheater revenge stories.... being cheated on myself in such a horrific way, I wish I would have had the smarts and sheer BALLS it takes to do something like this. Damn!

[@MarkNarrations]

DO IT Lyssa! You got the...balls..... :)

[@AnneKirk453]

@@MarkNarrations😂😂😂

[@MarionHogan-m5i]

Love the Dad and the ring story❤

[@MistyAnime]

Laughing so much. "who's f*king who? and poison ivy lube" I need more r/NuclearRevenge

[@XRaiderV1]

poison ivy in the tube? I just DIED laughing...so hard the cat came up meowing at me as if I was dying...the cat's still super clingy. funny plus one thousand equals super clingy cat......for the win. I'm done..still laughing.

[@Dillpickle1997]

Mark I'm so so sorry to hear about your Dad. I know I'm a complete stranger from across the pond but I wanted to offer my condolences and remind you that you are loved. I hope the legal matters go smoothly as well. If you need to take a few weeks off of making videos EVERYONE here will understand, trust me.

[@MarkNarrations]

Thanks Dill, it really does mean the world. The community has just been awesome. I'm going to keep reading when I can as I just really enjoy doing it :)

[@fate_clotho9596]

Glitter: The herpes of the craft world!😂

[@MarkNarrations]

LOL

[@CryogenicFire]

It really fucking is!

[@julia7200]

Watching a few old videos of yours and it broke my heart listening to you saying how you are about to loose your dad. I already knew you lost your father and knowing when you went through it..idk it hurts even more

[@habituallearner7680]

I love the last OP's style! Karma's Little Helper.

[@bookworm13x]

Wow, watching Mark's older videos are a trip an a half. Everything's so different.

[@tracydodson9997]

Omg auntie must have been pissed to find out her ring was the fake!!!!! Real is good lol

[@CharlesGriswold]

A glitter bomb is the definition of nuclear petty revenge.

[@tamsinmoore2111]

Story One: I can DEFINITELY relate! My sister, The Viking (previously The Misery, bit too Freudian with the initials) had sole POA regarding my parents.DO NOT DO THIS! Dad had a degree of dementia from the '00s but Mum went full Alzheimer's really fast around '12. They bought their retirement house early '80s in the area they wanted to retire and grow old in. Yeah, that didn't happen. M&D needed residential care (Dad had mobility and psych issues as well) and after a couple of dumps, The Viking moved them into a place in the country town she lives in. (I have to say it's a lovely facility, just not where they wanted to be). They NEVER wanted to live there, they wanted back. Then she sells their house, for almost $100k under what they had been told, before she 'did it up' and took SO many things that would have meant SO much sentimentality to my other sister and I. She (other sister) loved some silver dessert spoons and my Mum and I shared a love of kitchen utensils, the odder the better. So, The Viking: she raped my parents of their autonomy and pillaged their house. Dad passed in '15, Mum's in endstage dementia and I haven't seen her in years as due to mobility issues I can't physically make the drive to the country town, but easy to make it to the old area. Definitively getting a forensic accountant onto her records. My parents earnt that money, they should have spent it as they liked. But The Viking has always had an entitlement issue about it. She deserves it somehow and resents my sister and I as we get in the way of her getting it all.

[@sophiahumphrey4686]

This so hilarious. The way people get revenge is crazy. That last story had me dying! Getting them to think it was herpes was great. They should not have used his lube.

[@HowlingEclipse]

These stories were so juicy, lol crazy how confident some of them were to perform these revenges.

[@paranoiarpincess]

At my house, we call glitter craft herpes. Also, in case you needed to know, little bits of string are sewing herpes.

[@AllistorMichelle]

"always have a will" Well my grandmother had a will but apparently my uncle (her brother) 'couldn't find it' -_- I knew there was because I was there when it was made

[@MarkNarrations]

Wow that's low. Sorry you have to go through that Mewie

[@kathybeckford3592]

Mark, you and your family have been in my thoughts and prayers since you first told us he was sick. I can empathize the pain involved with losing a parent (I lost my dad at 10). I'm hoping for the best for him though I know that might not be. Take care and know there are lots of people with you and your family in spirit!

[@bethyadamec7057]

Sorry that your Dad isn’t well. I hope the remaining time you have together is peaceful. This was a wonderful video. Your narration skills are so enjoyable.

[@MarkNarrations]

Thank you so much!

[@olafs1fan504]

I hate glitter! My niece and my mom love to put glitter on everything for me!!! I have to repeat to myself I love I love them. Love your videos!

[@MarkNarrations]

Thank you Olaf and yes glitter is the Devils work! :)

[@cmills2131]

14:43 I was not expecting.....cracked me up. Paused and replayed like 10x!

[@anthalas9]

14:49 “everyone’s fucking everyone” I was thinking the same thing, a complete cesspool.

[@JayeEllis]

I recommend doing what my Grandma did: If you have certain things you want to go to specific people, give them before your death, if possible. That way, there's NO argument as what's done is done.

[@jessicapalmer3455]

Oh Mark! My heart goes out to you and your family. It's been kinda hellish for a while...but your wonderful attitude and persistent outside optimism gives me joy and hope for you! Hugs from Texas 💙💙

[@okie-kan9240]

Yes, have a will! It is amazing how greedy people get, and how they suddenly show up after many, many years after someone dies.

[@MarkNarrations]

It's a shame it's this way but that's life I guess

[@ravenfox926]

Had a couple of vultures contact me - after years and years of silence - when my mom died, asking if they'd gotten anything in her Will. It was disgusting.

[@MetalSStar196]

@@ravenfox926 What was your response? Did you ask them if you'd gotten anything in their Will? Sometimes, a repeat of their question back to them is enough to shut them up for good.

[@sageseeker9197]

Ngl I kinda feel bad for his other students who'd have to deal with this as well.

[@bethyadamec7057]

Weed lube and a cheating spouse turned MLM Hunbot? Great content. Enjoyable video. Much love.💚

[@laurabaumgartner3085]

When you have kids they want to glitter things. Once glitter crosses your threshold you can never get rid of it, you will keep finding it in the oddest places for the rest of time!!. Kind of like those tiny rubber bands the people who wear braces use. Those things (one of my nieces had braces) could go flying across a room, only to turn up months later behind a book, under a dresser or in a shoe.

[@MarkNarrations]

hahaha

[@smileytuna]

I've worked as a hospice carer in the past and have seen so much family insanity around a matriarch or patriarch dying. My advice is to put your head down and plow through as best as you see fit. Only take feedback from those you know and trust the most. I am so sorry you are going through all of this your narrations make you seem like a wonderfully kind person. I hope everything works out.

[@MarkNarrations]

Thank you smiley, :)

[@t900HAWK]

the whole school project one is badass and is a good representation of the real world if i was the teacher yeah i would have been mad how it was handled but ultimately would have understanded and give them at least some credit,because if you dont like the people you work with and the boss doesnt do anything about it and you can handle not having the job the go for it quit fuck that company you got what you needed out of them.

[@sailoriris4]

I call glitter the herpes of the crafting world 😂😂😂😂 That sh$t gets everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelbylengwenat3774]

Oh man, I am so sorry that you have to go through that awful stuff. Yeah, the administrative stuff is so stressful. I had to do it for my mom when she died. So now, I literally tell everyone: have a will, have a power of attorney and make sure that the executor of that knows your wishes. Also, in the UK, (when I did it) you can print them off the internet and as long as its signed by witnesses that are outside the situation. (I used my moms friend and her neighbor).

[@kristinwiebold2433]

Story one. I think the dad was very smart for having a fake copy made and keeping the real one safe. It is just crazy how people can steal from the dead. But OP keep a good eye on that ring now that aunty knows that what she stole is fake.

[@LadyTeaBlossom]

I'm really sorry to hear about your dad. I lost my dad in November of last year after battling diabetes, and liver and kidney failure. My mother told me he had passed when I went out grocery shopping with my boyfriend. It took everything in me not to fall to the floor and sob. I guess the only thing I can give to you is that when it happens you will feel numb and when everyone is crying around you, you'll feel like you can't cry and you have to act strong for everyone. I felt I had different personalities, one minute I was on the floor crying, the next I was making jokes and trying to cheer up my siblings with McDonald's and gifts. At the end of every day, you have to tell yourself that they're okay and don't have to suffer any longer.

[@MarkNarrations]

Aww bless you mate, I'm sorry you had to go through that. I lost my Mum a couple of years back and felt exactly as you described, alone I was in floods of tears from the simplest of things like smelling my Mums perfume then around family I felt strong like I've never felt before. Hell when my Mum died, I helped carry her out of the house as they were struggling to get her down the stairs. A year later another close family member died right in front of me from pancreatic cancer, seizure, she was talking normally and bam just like that. Then the rest of the family came walking around the corner just as she was taking her last breaths, that's what killed me. Been a wild couple of years Shit, I'm rambling. Haha apologies Insoniart :)

[@luvuforeverjames]

@@MarkNarrations a bit late for a reply, but only just seen this. Damn, you've been through a lot haven't you....my dearest brother james died last year in July, he was only 39 but had a massive heart attack. I was absolutely devastated, I loved him so much and had helped mum raise him as a baby until I left home myself...I was coming up 16 and a half when he was born. Sorry for your loss, it gets easier to cope with as time passes but the pain from them going is always there. Love always 💕

[@MarkNarrations]

@@luvuforeverjames Sorry for your loss my friend. It's bloody tough isn't it, we can carry them with us in our hearts. Much love to you

[@luvuforeverjames]

@@MarkNarrations thank you, July 2nd will always be a date to remember. His photo is my actual profile here and yes it's certainly tough. He'll never be forgotten for as long as I live.

[@kaseyr.4729]

Heard this final story a while ago it was just as funny as the first time keep creating mark

[@MarkNarrations]

Sorry Kasey, Nuclear Revenge stories don't get posted very often so we have to dig into the archives a bit

[@kaseyr.4729]

@@MarkNarrations no need for apology I still like hearing ones like this they're funny

[@picolo4862]

That last story was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@casket.case99959]

That last story was God damn epic

[@missluciddreams3472]

Love hearing these tails of revenge...awesome! You have a great voice for these stories...i could listen to them all day 😁

[@MarkNarrations]

Mate, I'm loving the revenge stories right now. So good :)

[@browniewin4121]

1) OP, sorry for your loss, and having such an awful relative. Dad's plan was brilliant. Mark ... My sister and I were in our 20's when mom died suddenly from an accident. As she had left no instructions regarding her personal property we took turns choosing items we wanted to keep. Older sister picked an item, I picked and item, and so on. The remainder of her things were given away or donated. So no strife at that time beyond her loss.

[@jacquiethebibliophil]

I LOVE these Mark! Love your format, but I really like it when you are in it too. Well your cartoon self.

[@OneToxicPixel]

Oof poison ivy lube sounds pretty nasty. Yikes!

[@MarkNarrations]

Hahaha I know right? :)

[@MetalSStar196]

Stinging nettle works even better... in that it literally makes your skin feel rashy instead of itchy.

[@MetalSStar196]

Fun note on poisonous plants: some are so toxic that if you touch one, its toxin will metabolize on top of your skin when it comes in contact with sunlight, resulting in blisters. Others are even more toxic to the point of killing the person within seconds of ingesting.

[@sandraschwartz5452]

Dealing with all the details of the death of a loved one is the most difficult task ever, and usually those who cant be bothered with all the heart wrenching work involved, only the bottom line

[@paulleckner8235]

Back in the 1990's, in Cosmopolitan magazine, there was a story about the roommate who found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with her female flat mate. So, she put Ben Gay muscle relaxant into her tube of KY jelly. Now, that the cheating boyfriend couldn't get it up, her female flat mate accused him of turning soft and gay!

[@BillSmith-ut5li]

Copper base Antiseze is also an excellent Is spreader of joy. Especially on my shoes and tracking

[@kimberleedavis7170]

There are those in my family that refer to glitter as Holiday Herpes.

[@dislikedtaco6936]

3:22 I love that laugh hah hohooo

[@MarkNarrations]

LOL!

[@princessmitsuko]

It's fairy hurpies. Once you get it you can't get rid of it. When I was growing up my dad called glitter fairy hurpies and I think the name fits

[@MarkNarrations]

lol!

[@MrBeevee5]

Last story - The one detail I would like to know is whether OP ever confessed to her what he did to expose the affair?

[@susanlaniewicz7577]

i am so sorry to hear about your Dad. I lost mine when I was 18. We (my family ) had no warning so no time to say goodbyes. Enjoy your time with your Dad. Worry about the jerks after.

[@MarkNarrations]

Totally Susan, thank you

[@Lara-hb1yn]

I'm sorry to hear about your dad. I hope everything works out ok in the end and that you get a lot of extra time with him.

[@lillyvonshtup7314]

I put either glitter or fake snow in my Christmas cards ... really works well!

[@JMPeel]

My FIL & his mom did the same thing! She wanted FIL to replace diamonds with cubic zirconium & give her the ring back. He was to use the diamonds in anything except a ring. FIL had a tie pin made. After his mom passed. The ring disappeared 3xs, the jeweler appraised it each time & didn’t tell the siblings what happened to the diamonds. 😂😂😂

[@itjustmemanning8441]

Sorry to hear about your dad. I know how hard it can be, it just sucks. Thanks for the video, I always enjoy them.

[@MarkNarrations]

Always good to see you in the comments Betti :)

[@lucy4103]

Yeees!! One of my fav subreddit!!! Thank u Mark!! Also I'm sorry to hear that with ur dad I hope everything will go well much love and support 💙

[@MarkNarrations]

You're very welcome Lucy :)

[@lucy4103]

@@MarkNarrations Mark I have a request for u when it comes to a subreddit did u ever listen to those creepy stories that happens to people in real life if not check it out those stories are really good and if wanted I could share my twins and i most scariest experience we ever had

[@MsNeontigger]

Taking a drink of my soda... Mark: where is this Florida? About spit out my drink... thinking I am in Florida...😳😳

[@sandraschwartz5452]

Im from Florida, thats kinda accurate😮

[@13thMaiden]

That last one was beautiful 😂

[@MarkNarrations]

Loved that story haha :)

[@missingthe80s58]

I'd read the poison ivy story years ago, it never gets old.

[@JayeEllis]

Where I live, the noise laws sate that, no matter the time, you may not disturb the tranquility of someone else's home. I would have called the cops on loud music guy for his attitude.

[@nikkihorn3852]

Poison ivy story is pure justice😂

[@amandadeziraearagon2950]

Hey 💜 sorry to hear things aren't going that well💔 We all love you and appreciate everything you do!!! Keep your head up and we will all be here to support you💜💜💜

[@blakerr4960]

The sub is my favorite, and you narrarate it perfectly.

[@MarkNarrations]

Thank you :) It's a shame the stories don't get posted very often there

[@davidnash8208]

Had OP been found out about the poison ivy she could have been sued for a lot of money.

[@paranoiarpincess]

Aww Mark, I'm so sorry :(. We went through some messed up stuff with my fiance's late grandmother and aunt. They both passed around the same time, but neither were particularly friendly people. Especially to their family. They were the types who were obsessed with status, and let's face it, we very much don't have that lol. After all the cards were turned, three people were trying to RIP their wills off (two for one, and one for the other) and his grandmothers' late current husband (she kept marrying them then they would pass away. Although unlikely due to any fault of hers) almost certainly killed her, and not only also stole from her estate, but he also got away with all of it. Even if it wasn't by his hands, which is still a possibility, she was going senile and he refused to take care of her and made her take care of him. She was brought to a home multiple times, and he just kept dragging her back out. As for the aunt: A downright criminal of a woman had befriended her after she had found out she had cancer, then tried to fight against her family getting anything. I don't remember the exact story but that one made it to court, fought by the person with the largest portion of the will, my brother in law. Thankfully he won, because he has a full time, super stressful job, a near preteen daughter, and a disabled wife who is paralyzed from the waist down, both of whom he cares for every moment he's not at work. People suck unfortunately. On the plus side, although I don't know you, I'm uncannily good at reading people (to the point where I people believe I'm psychic) and I can tell you're a good person. You care more than most, and you wear it a little on your sleeve. That also means that you know what's right. Don't be hesitant to stand up for yourself, and for what is right ♡♡.

[@jennysmith38]

My grandmother had a habit of asking family what they wanted when she died, and they started putting their names in masking tape and attaching it to the items they wanted. When my nan asked me what I wanted, I told her I wanted nothing. My brother-in-law (at the time) tried to take some things that my dad had bought for her (his mum), and got annoyed when told my dad would be getting those. When she went into a nursing home due to dementia, one of my aunt's went to my nans and started taking stuff, left the front door open and told people who lived in the units next to my nan, to help themselves, this was while she was still alive, don't think anyone in the family got much of anything other than that aunt, after my nan died.

[@paranoiarpincess]

@@jennysmith38 I want to like your reply to show my support, but it makes me so sad I just can't being myself to do so. I'm so sorry you had to deal with this :(. 🤗 (I'm kinda old but I think this one is supposed to be a hug lol) People can be such greedy aholes, and when it comes to getting free stuff, that also has to he shared, the worst of humanity rears its ugly head :(. More hugs to you!🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 (gosh I sure hope these don't have a secondary meaning I'm not aware of.) Lots of love.

[@MarkNarrations]

People do suck indeed my friend :)

[@jennysmith38]

@@paranoiarpincess thanks for the kind words and hugs. I really didn't want anything, I felt sorry for my dad, his other sisters and brothers, not that most of them expected to get much, just some keepsakes, but that was a very long time ago, I'm not kinda old, I am old. Take care, keep safe, keep being you.

[@lidkagatarek3023]

this is hilarious, I regret I did not fund your channel earlier. I would have so much fun during lockdown

[@tsunderemonarch4703]

Sounds like Miami to me, you're not wrong lol

[@MarkNarrations]

Hahaha :)

[@adinamcafee8546]

So sorry about your dad . God Bless

[@fate_clotho9596]

@Mark Narrations I'm so sorry to hear about your father. My heart goes out to you 💜 and I empathize so much! After my divorce in Feb 2008 I was sleeping in my car in the parking lot of Wal-Mart. When my dad heard about it, he called me on my cell and told me to come move in with him. He had Type 1 Diabetes and had just had quintuple bypass heart surgery as a complication from the diabetes, as well as literally almost a year to the day prior? He'd had his left foot amputated below the knee thanks to a sore on the bottom of his foot that never healed and he contracted MRSA right into the bones of his foot. So when I moved in, I helped care for him until he went back to work and he gave me a place to live. I began doing all the shopping, picking up all of his prescriptions, and instead of his regular diet of fish sticks, chicken nuggets and frozen veggie medley? I started to cook healthy, home made meals for him. Which I could tell he LOVED having a hot, REAL meal ready for him when he got home after working 13+ hours a day, 6 days a week. Even though he truly LOVED his job. I did begin to work and he said as long as I had a steady, full-time job, took care of my own bills, like cell phone, gas, car insurance, I didn't need to pay rent. We became quite close, venting to each other about our days, laughing, watching TV and the Utah Jazz play basketball or the Denver Broncos, (I'm from Colorado originally and my dad was born in Minnesota), and the Minnesota Vikings play American football. I even warmed him up to the idea of letting me rescue a kitten, Elise, who is now 11! Anyway, I'm the youngest of three daughters, but the only one in state. My oldest was in Ohio and the middle sister is in Oregon with our moms. When my dad got some news he didn't like at work early November 2014, I didn't know it at the time, but he'd given up. Stopped taking his insulin. I made him a pot roast on Saturday, coaxing him out of his room to try to eat it and I know he took insulin that night. He was perkier Sunday. But didn't go to work Monday or Tuesday, which was super unusual for him to miss work. Then early Wednesday morning, my then boyfriend was getting up for work and saw my dad acting strangely, but had only ever seen low blood sugar episodes. Never high. So He tried giving my dad orange juice and a piece of his emergency candy. But when he kept doing scarily odd things, he woke me and I checked his blood sugar and it read as "HI". We called 911 and it was still too high for even their machine. By the time we arrived at the DR after my dad did, he was a bit more lucid, (they got his blood sugar read as 1100! He was suffering from diabetic ketoacidosis), and said "Oh, there you are!" Then went immediately into a seizure, vomited, which he also aspirated, and had a heart attack. They ushered us out while they stabilized him. He was in the ICU for 7 days and I was told he was brain dead. My oldest sister had flown in, which was a nightmare. She acted like Dad was already dead. Kept asking about a will, his life insurance policies, 401k and only acted like she cared about the money. Now, she's literally only talked to my dad on birthdays and maybe sometimes on father's day and Christmas. But definitely if she ever needed money. That previous summer, she'd asked for a $15,000 loan! Ugh! She kept trying to get me and my boyfriend to fight and it was just awful. My mom called her and finally told her to go back home. Oh, and she'd kept my dad's credit card number from the summer, too. THAT'S how she could afford to fly out, by stealing his credit card number! Thankfully through dialysis, he was able to clear his mind! But he wasn't strong. Went from that hospital from Nov 14, 2014-Jan, 2015 to a Long Term Acute Care Facility until February. Then he went to a rehabilitation hospital, he stayed until May. But when he came home, it was like he'd given up. Not doing his rehab exercises, not wanting to get out of bed, nothing. Then the outpatient procedure for his fistula came on June 8, 2015 and he was having a hard time shaking off the anesthesia. On the way home, not even two blocks 21st from the hospital, he made a funny sound and stopped bearing. Called 911 again and back to the hospital. He was admitted and two days later they were taking hospice. I Todd him I'd support him no matter his decision. He said he was tired and his body was tired. He chose hospice, so I told him I wanted him home with me. He'd paid off his mortgage, left me his house, my older son his car, everything else was split between us three girls. He left me as the person in charge of the estate. My oldest sister flew out again as he became weaker. He died in my arms on July 2, 2015. Literally that night my sister was walking through the house pointing at things saying she wanted them and got angry when I'd say it was a birthday gift to me. Things got super ugly and my m.p.h.and I had to clean up a lot of hee emotional messes after she flew home. She was bipolar and in a major manic phase while here and abusing her valium. dealing with her and the estate was a NIGHTMARE! She kept calling the attorney and costing us MORE money, she kept accusing me of keeping money from her when she knew we had to wait for certain things. It got to the point where I refused to take her calls, txt or even emails. Our moms and sister begged her to stop calling the attorney over frivolous things since it was costing $60-100 each time she babbled on!. But when my son died suddenly 8 months after my dad, I just couldn't handle it anymore. My mom and her wife took over. She, my oldest sister, didn't even call, text it email me about my son's death. Test was the last straw for me with her. I never spoke to her again. She committed suicide last August. Now there's so much guilt, anger and grief. So I completely understand and empathize with how ugly it can get. Plus, my dad didn't have a will until he decided on hospice. Everything almost had to go through probate. Definitely have a will and definitely talk to your loved ones, family AND friends, what your final wishes are. That's how I knew my son wanted to be cremated and not buried.💜 I'm sending much love and support to you, Mark! I wish you all the best! And definitely spend as much time as you need with your farther!💜

[@MarkNarrations]

Wow fate that's a rough time, I'm sorry you have to go through all that. I'm defo making the most of my Father whilst he's well and healthy.

[@fate_clotho9596]

Thank you, Mark. I'm so glad you're making the most of it! It was the most difficult thing I've ever done both physically and emotionally, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat! Once he chose hospice, I was able to be his daughter again and not the hard ass, mean person trying to get him to do the rehab exercises. I would get him his favorite smoothies and sit on his bed and just chat with him. As he became non-communicative, I'd just talk to him, tell him how much I loved him, thank him for taking me in, taking care of me after my four spinal surgeries and how much I just appreciated him in general. Even though I had purchased a baby monitor to hear everything when I wasn't in his room, I found myself sitting with him quite a bit. Even my cats laid with him and snuggled him. He was a very generous man with a very big heart. I don't have much money, but try to emulate him. I wish you and your father all my best! My heart truly goes out to you! Stay strong, even through the tough days!💜 Much love! ~Ariane

[@TheLatinFox]

The last story on this video is my favorite - why don’t you do these?

[@zombiexi1292]

So I watch this on mobile browser (I hate the yt app), would clicking the next video of yours in my 'up next' help or should I just suck it up and use the app to help popularize your channel? I usually binge your newest videos every few days on my days off so my day off is filled with Mark Narrations bliss and if watching it on a certain app or whatever helps more then shoot, I'll do it.

[@MarkNarrations]

Oh hell yeah if you do the "up next" or let it run through a playlist :)

[@gina928]

Good choices! I enjoyed all the stories. Weed lube? A rather ingenious use of weed.

[@403errorskydaddynotfound3]

The last video I had heard that story before, it is a little old, either way you read very well and I enjoy your content.

[@MarkNarrations]

Sorry Darius, Nuclear Revenge stories don't get posted very often so we have to dig into the archives a bit :)

[@marieharding8262]

Loved the story's

[@jacquiethebibliophil]

Teachers/professors often do the team project assignment, rejecting any complaints about a non-worker. Some just don't care but some say it is life prep because you will have to work in college (if it's assigned in high school) or in college, or work after you graduate from uni, with non-producers. Yeah and you report it to the boss. BUT, while I hate teachers like this, I've had times in my life when I did less with school projects than the others, but I've also had times (most of the time) when I pulled my share or did more. It really isn't fair and now I'd think you could report it to that prof's dean.

[@FrighteningFettuccine]

Trimester of highschool?! Wth kinda highschool did you attend 🤣

[@scousemouse9566]

Great video Mark

[@MarkNarrations]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@susanlosey9511]

Narcissist people don’t care anything about anyone. Even if the family member is dying. ( Especially if their member is dying. Because the person can’t stop them) everything is me me me and every thing belongs to me! You can’t have it, it’s mine!

[@purpleiguana208]

I'm so sorry to hear about your father. Knowing it's coming never makes it any easier. :( Hope things are as peaceful as they possibly can be.

[@MarkNarrations]

He's in good health at the moment so we're going to enjoy it as much as possible :)

[@purpleiguana208]

@@MarkNarrations Absolutely! All the best to you all.

[@Acidfunkish]

I'm not proud of this, but... When I finally found out my step dad was dying (they hid the extent of his cancer from me, a 35-year-old), my first reaction was to start distancing myself from him. Like I'd miss him less, if I started keeping to myself, even before he died. It doesn't help that I've been having mental health issues for much of my life, but that's no excuse. I realised what I was doing was unfair. And I'd definitely feel regret, if I kept distancing myself. I'm trying to spend as much time with him as I can, now. Trying to remember to be grateful for the 20+ years we got to spend with him. I do enjoy his company. But it also hurts. Grief can do weird things to us. Our natural reactions can even seem cruel, sometimes. But I don't think grief played a part, in story #1. I think the daughter is simply a bad person. 😣

[@monikaferenc2474]

Happy Thursday Mark😊

[@karenkreiser9963]

I had an aunt who was like this. When my eldest loved aunt died in her home her younger sister was there. Before they even had my aunt's body out of the house youngest aunt was going through all of the possessions and telling everyone what she wanted. She was selfish, greedy and totally loathsome person. She is gone now and not missed one bit by anyone left in the family. Even her son didn't care.

[@goawayleavemealone2880]

You know you're a vile person when your kid is glad you're gone.

[@mykie.y]

HEY MARK YOU FORGOT TO LEAVE THE LINK TO THE WEED LUBE

[@develyntwocentshenderson5739]

as for the poison ivy lube. hhahhhaaahaaaahaaaaahhhahhaha roflmao

[@briannebarsi4815]

You are delightful to listen to.

[@MarkNarrations]

Thank you Brianne, always good to see you in the comments :)

[@NeoLotex]

Story 1: Masterpiece, nothing more to add here honestly. Story 2: Good one, but wouldn't this create a problem for OP since he mailed it to the neighbor directly?

[@TheNormExperience]

So sorry to hear about your Dad in these videos. We’re all here for you, and if you need time off to be with him as much as possible, do it! You’re lucky to have this time to be with him, even if it’s horrible - it seems you guys really love each other, and that’s so much more important than something as silly as money. Screw anyone who doesn’t get that, or is pushing their issues on you. Just get through this as best you can with your Dad, while you can. Take care of him, and take care of YOU too - That’s all you’re required to do. Much love to you from one of your many fans! When I lost my boyfriend unexpectedly so many people had issues which were insane, not even money or stuff related. Grief really can and does bring out the best and the worst in people and it is shocking. Sometimes even too far over the line. But the people who were there when I needed them meant so much more than anything else. Just like how much I miss my boyfriend will never sour how lucky I was to find him in the first place. This is actually his KZbin account and username that I comment and have subscribed under, since we shared everything together, and I’m so glad even if he died suddenly he didn’t die with words left unsaid between us because I told him how much I loved him whenever I could. And I still do. At least commenting this way he’s still here with everyday, even in a tiny way. Your videos help me, even now, get through hard days. I hope you have something to help you and your family also so you can find as much happiness as possible in these hard times.

[@kylecabrera142]

For the story with the billing and coding boyfriend. Their is no way he couldn't find a job. These are some of the most sought to fill positions because they don't actually have anything to do with medicine specifically. It's all numbers, and no one wants to do them because it holds a lot of responsibility and is actually difficult. And buy responsibility I mean you are responsible to make sure the hospital/clinic is getting the correct money from the insurance companies and it's a nightmare.

[@TenshiShiri]

5:54 minutes Glitter the herpes of the craft world. This is the only true nuclear revenge where it’s legal as long as the glitter boom is done anonymously or the recipient can’t/won’t make a legal complaint about it

[@kingcam4117]

i hate Glitter i know for a fact even after so many Baths i still have glitter somewhere on me cause it gets everywhere and i mean EVERYWHERE it is so annoying so thats why i hate it cause it makes a mess you will never truly clean up

[@2011dlm]

I love that you think its Florida like there aren't any other crazy people in other places. Check yourself!

[@stevensmith4763]

Glitter… The herpes of the art world…

[@mosincat5075]

Hope your life gets Better!!!

[@MarkNarrations]

It will be a rough ride but hey, that's life :)

[@47746]

Good job

[@MarkNarrations]

Thanks dog, you good?

[@47746]

Ya

[@laceytrowbridge319]

Thanks!

[@JayeEllis]

The lube recipe: wakeandbake.co/diy-faux-ria-a-homemade-foria-recipe/

[@ryansryans7062]

Where's the weed lube link? 😂

[@michaelalpert8328]

Hey Mark, does it your videos if we skip through when we’ve already heard the story or if we watch it on 2x speed I prefer to watch it like that and I comprehend things better that way. I’ll stop if it hurts your videos though cause you’re my favorite youtuber along with rslash. Edit: I’m sorry to hear about your dad mate. I lost my mom when I was only 5 and her parents around the same time. Losing people is hard. I’m here for you if you need anything. If you need to take a break we understand take as long as you need.

[@MarkNarrations]

Hey Michael, I'm not sure in all honesty. I just know the more watch time for a unique user = good. However, you need to do what makes the video enjoyable for you my friend as that's why I make them. Also sorry about your Mom, must have been difficult at that young age and growing up. Lost my Mum 2 years ago and my Dad is very likely to pass within 12 months. He's positive right now and that's all I can ask for. Thanks for your thoughts Bro

[@michaelalpert8328]

Mark Narrations I hope you and your Dad get to spend some quality time together. Before he passes make sure you do and say the things you’ve always wanted to do and say together. Spend as much time together as you can. This next year will be hard but remember that you love each other and even after he’s gone he’ll still be there in the things he taught you. Make memories that you can go back to. Do things that remind you of him. For ex. If he loved to ride bikes with you try and ride bikes with him before he passes and after. It’ll help with the coping of his passing. Remember to set your boundaries everyone deals with grief differently and there’s no wrong way to grieve.

[@MasteringMason]

You didn't even link the weed lube

[@giselleyfish3612]

Wait, where’s the link for the weed lube recipe???