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[@PurpleandPixel]

3:34 The way he almost flawlessly repeats “Lick their Himalayan salt lamp” like a soundboard is honestly really impressive

[@MegaMonkeVr]

He speaks like an ai he just perfectly repeats words I don’t know how he does it 😂😂😂

[@Francis_TheNerd]

1.1255 hours is 67.53 minutes, which means the title is off by 0.2 seconds. I can't watch this channel anymore. Knowing this fact ruined my life, and my girlfriend left me while my house went down in flames. /j edit: added /j because people can't take an obvious joke.

[@toryroseharris6153]

We must boycott Emkay for spreading misinformation and tearing loving families apart

[@irongnugget]

Nothing else can fix this. We must take action into our own hands

[@gavinford2277]

The title is correct 0.53 minutes is 31.8 seconds, so it's only 0.2 seconds off

[@Francis_TheNerd]

@@gavinford2277 1.1255 x 60 is 67.53 minutes. And yes It's almost 2am and forgot minutes are only 60 not 100. .2 seconds is still a lot of time I could've used.

[@yerxernox13]

@@Francis_TheNerd 67.53 minutes is 1 hour, 7 minutes and .53 of a minute (31.8 seconds)

[@lightnight9822]

I used to lick salt lamps when I was younger. They were mine of course, I didn’t go to a friends house and lick it. It got to the point where I got sick, to the point where my parents would hide it- even avoid going to stores that have it.

[@jojowillessgaming4020]

how many times did you lick that lamp?

[@yuppi3495]

...Are you a goat?

[@ohboiyou]

That’s pretty slick

[@squibkib]

​@@ohboiyouyou little.

[@VitaTheMerm]

New god just dropped and it's this guy

[@Neji4230]

I like the fact than Pinwheel Patrick can be shorten as PP, so youhave to be bigger than a PP in the country to be allowed to live

[@conlon4332]

I don't understand how he was still alive when everyone shorter than the current president had already been killed.

[@Hickorypaws]

I ruined the perfect 100 likes for internet points

[@Hickorypaws]

@Jade_4ded bet

[@Hickorypaws]

@Jade_4ded I DID IT

[@JasonLucio-g2h]

Yeah

[@naesala]

My personal answer to the snail question is to pay someone to make an extremely thick lead box, put the snail inside, and then WELD it shut. If lead is good enough to contain radioactive waste, it can contain the snail.

[@lachouette_et_le_phoque]

any metal would work, as long as it wouldn't rust through. They never say that the snail has any type of special power. Just have to bury the container in some area where it is unlikely to be disturbed for a lifetime and you're good. It's really not that hard of a problem to solve as people make it out to be I think.

[@KaelynHannah]

and the snail wouldn't die in these situations? they need oxygen and stuff right

[@lachouette_et_le_phoque]

​@@KaelynHannahI think it said the snail can't be killed

[@KaelynHannah]

@lachoutte ohhh I interpreted that is in you can't kill the snail

[@lachouette_et_le_phoque]

@@KaelynHannah that would make it way too easy, you could just ask someone else to squish it and be done forever

[@mentally.not.stable393]

35:07 as an Austrian myself, we use this word all the time. “Es föhnt aber ganz schön heute!“ (meaning “This Foehn is really severe this day!”) It’s mostly used in a negative way, like when the wind is too warm. Also, fun fact, “Föhn” in German means hair dryer!

[@Scarlett.Granger]

As a Bavarian, we exclusively use it to blame small aches, like if you're old and your knee is hurting, and headaches on it and go on lamenting to all the neighbours, and then people collectively go "Jaja, da Föhn hoit" and then you go home.

[@Someone_Existing_1]

As an Australian, I read Austrian wrong and was really fucking confused for a good 3 seconds

[@UselessKnowbody]

Foehn is the name of a wind spell in Star Ocean 2 that only the worst and most useless character in the game can use. Oh god no, it's happening again! Whenever I see a new word, it starts to appear EVERYWHERE in my life. I don't want to learn any more new words...

[@lilharm]

3:40 does “all of the above” involve licking the Himalayan salt lamp thrice?

[@squibkib]

*lick Himalayan salt lamp*

[@Hungryghost01]

No 4 times

[@SaneAcorn2389]

Yes

[@brickpuncher1429]

Yes

[@novarayne9388]

absolutely

[@spikeoramathon]

I can definitely recommend the works of Jack Douglas. He is a Jewish comedian from the mid-20th century who married a Japanese woman and together they raised two children and adopted a wolf and a malamute. His other books include "Never Trust a N@ked Bus Driver" and "the Neighbors are Scaring My Wolf." Some of his humor is a little outdated (think 1950s "lite" misogyny), but otherwise, it's absolutely hilarious.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

was it a full-on wolf for a half-wolf?

[@spikeoramathon]

@@Echo81Rumple83 He doesn't say. It was back in the 1950s, so things were clearly different as far as what animals you could keep.

[@nw4042]

7:18 The tenent who forced the management to make these rules will have absolutely zero problem coming finding non-rule-violating ways to mess with people until the heat death of the universe.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

not sure what that would accomplish on that person's part, but methinks he's either too creative or too bored and needs to be drafted as an agent who can take down corrupted government entities who would prolly execute such folks.

[@sunnystar5494]

Kinda reminds me of skippys list

[@vaporv01d32]

Missed an opportunity to add a snail slooooowly moving across the screen the entire compilation after it was mentioned at 4:08 .

[@NotRealChatGPT]

Specifically after he goes “just give me the money” at 4:37

[@entitypolyhedron]

not across the screen… but make it move 3d and it’s coming towards you

[@lunaraurora8308]

0:42 “you gotta use bigger stuff” he says as I am eating my pasta carbonara out of a large mixing bowl to reduce chance of spillage

[@gentuxable]

35:12 Fön in "Alpenfön" is used very frequently in German and you can hear many times when listening the weather report.

[@Fruityflootloops]

Go all out on security for that trapped snail and with security guards. Put that snail in an impenetrable fortress.

[@sjcommander91]

Cast the acrylic into a vat of molten steel, quickly cool down the whole thing and dump it into the Marianas Trench.

[@D.S69]

​@@sjcommander91while it plans it's escape

[@michaeledmunds7056]

It's 10 million, not 10 trillion

[@Fruityflootloops]

@@michaeledmunds7056 huh?

[@michaeledmunds7056]

@@Fruityflootloops not enough money

[@lizxu322]

Average garden snails travel 0.029 miles per hour and assuming it can travel over water at the same speed, not concerning storms or other events that might slow it down, and the shortest distance (air line) between Australia and Usa is 9,204.14 mi (assuming you get your 10 million in the US and the snail also starts there), it would take 317384.138 hours or 13224.34 days or approx 36 years for it to make the journey. Just literally fly from America to Australia twice in your lifetime or somewhere similar in distance and itll never catch up to you. Snail is almost no threat at all; id recommend that the snail gives birth to 100 snails each year and those snails also give birth to 100 snails PER YEAR and every snail descendent has the ability to kill you to up the ante.

[@navydave5238]

The snail could sneak onto a plane.

[@bruno_is_here]

​@@navydave5238do they know where it's going? It might be going to Seattle or Hong Kong, does the snail know?

[@FabbrizioPlays]

Follow up: can you tell which snails are normal vs deadly? Like do you have knowledge or do you have to assume any snail could be deadly?

[@Rosalynn_14]

This is really specific it’s almost concerning💀

[@SaneAcorn2389]

It’s not that concerning at least half are fine

[@AnnoyedPhoenix-mv5yvstadia]

34:05 women are my favorite guy

[@UnchargedBattery978]

i’ve eaten the Meat Mountain. Don’t do it, it put me into a food coma for hours and filled my stomach almost completely. i’m very lucky i didn’t throw up

[@SiebayRoo]

Lizardfolk Pyromancer just sounds like a more eccentric way of saying Dragon.

[@DashSpiderJumpscares]

1:03:46 I love how the second time the sparkling water meme comes up we get a resolution to the story and how Robin absolutely failed his plan.

[@Drago-I-guess]

35:10 Fun fact: Every German knows the word Föhn/Fön because it used to also be the name of a famous brand of hair dryer, and the word is still used synonymously with hair dryer quite often (like how people refer to all types of permanent markers as sharpies)

[@miskasstories8035]

Föhn ist nur ein Markenname? Ich dachte es wäre ein generelles Wort :O Oha

[@Drago-I-guess]

@@miskasstories8035 ich habe nochmal genauer nachgeschaut und es war wohl erst nur der Name eines bestimmten Modells, später wurde es als Markenname registriert.

[@mintykiwi]

9:30 you need a bathtub of spinach because when you cook it there will barely be enough to fill the food bowl of a small dog

[@justapanpirate]

04:49 I have genuinely never felt as called out as I did when this came up. The only difference is that it’s been years (and I can somewhat read fanfics sometimes). I miss when I was always reading at least one book and didn’t get distracted by the smallest thing.

[@studyaccount4693]

OMG I've been scrolling through the comments to find someone who related to this as much as I did. I just can't get myself to start or go past a few pages of any books I pick up anymore! I felt so called out because last week I had to do a introduce yourself activity to people and one of the questions were "What's your favourite hobby?" and I wasn't going to say reading and writing fanfiction about two random not even canon ships so I said reading. Then they asked me which book and I knew I was screwed.

[@stevegreen8262]

I keep thinking to myself, 'I must find time every day to start reading again'... spends 2+ hours a day watching YT videos.

[@n0penotdoingthat]

I just sort of transferred completely to fanfics, while reading the same amount(or more)

[@mangaanimefan3089]

I mostly read fanfics now. But, it's like dragging myself through mud to get through a physical book. 😭I used to go through them so quickly!! What happened to me?! 😭

[@ij940]

0:40 The salad thing rings so painfully true. I keep thinking "This is big enough of a bowl", but it never is.

[@DG_Toti]

I’mma try the ‘women are’ thing rq: Women are the only thing keeping me from going back to the hospital thanks women for keeping me out of medical debt

[@InsecurArties]

women are connected to their children damn

[@Miss_informat1on]

Women are not allowed in this world anymore Whoops, guess im not allowed anymore

[@squibkib]

Woman are somewhat visible to me checks out, wheres my glasses

[@luigiboy72]

women are not the same as you might be

[@leokumi]

woman are you in the same room as a woman that is not about to be a child or woman that is not about to be a human what

[@Elizzabeth2]

nothing towards anyone else who voices these, but Robin SERIOUSLY has THAT voice that just makes these 10 times funnier XD FAMALE

[@aknopf8173]

35:00 Actually, that word is used quite often. "Foen" seems to be the english spelling of the german word "Föhn", which means hair drier. (It was a german hair drier brand once). So when there is a constant, dry, hot air stream coming from the alps, it feels like the whole town is in front of a hair drier. And with germany being north of the alps, this german word of course only refers to northern, dry, hot air streams. It's quite funny, that this word is allowed in english scrabble, though.

[@E.T.42]

The hairdryer was named after the wind, not the other way round.

[@zipgore0_0]

"women aren't the best marriage ever since the othermind escaped the Poison Jungle to build settlements in the newly grown forests of the world under BlueTech's protection and guidance on the top of his head and sharp teeth to the ground and on elevated pillars of volcanic rock and embedded with small diamonds embedded in it." i don't know what this means.

[@yesyes2122]

hey man at least its not :women are you doing mom

[@aceofspades1.0]

"Women are the options of the stars" Cool man

[@sapphiredraggytheflygon8521]

I understand the first part, I read Wings of Fire

[@undeadprincess5726]

Women are a good example for a reason why they don't want anything else.

[@Whistlechip]

It wof oh my tod

[@JustBeHappyWhileHesGone]

19:28 Fun fact: my phone was disabled for 51 YEARS, 7 MONTHS, AND 3 DAYS! HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN??

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

27:33 Don't worry. I counted. 1 billion. 81 million. Four hundred and ten thousand dollars

[@amenkeshigomu6744]

4:27 that's how slavic folklore was made(there's literally am extremely rich guy whose death is trapped in an animal inside a box)

[@blueschneider]

As an Italian that lived in northern Italy, I know the Fohn wind. It's a warm wind. The name sounds funny because it sounds like the word "phon", that means "hair drier".

[@Scarlett.Granger]

As a german, we use it all the time, especially in Bavaria, if you have any kind of headache or some small ache, you can blame it on the Föhn wind and lament about it to all the neighbors.

[@fiction-]

My favorite oddly specific that is 100% true: Albuquerque is like Gotham but Batman died four years ago.

[@NoombatIsMe]

“Women are not allowed in New Hampshirite” is what I got for 33:44

[@NosiyCat]

This has to be the best channel to watch while eating, not eating something like lunch or dinner, Like watching while having breakfast or dessert

[@Mistrz_liszka]

1:39 i swear to gawd this sounds like something that happend in the hitchhickers guide to the galaxy books

[@escaped_cephalopod]

It kinda does… huh

[@pirobot668beta]

Fohn or Foen has a North American synonym: Chinook. Warm wind that comes down from mountain valleys.

[@lady_draguliana784]

“When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.” - Jean Jacques Rousseau EAT THE RICH!

[@lancepeterson7997]

I can’t believe he didn’t finish Michaels posted papers. “Hi, I’m Michael, looking for a plumber” Is HILARIOUS after the first one!

[@baliyae]

Re: The “There will not be a 4/20/69” kid: I know it was before his time, but that date existed back in 1969.

[@Captain_Timezone]

5:02 reminds me of how recently I kind of lost interest in collecting transformers figures all because of how good I think I could be at cartoon animating them. It just happened randomly

[@Smilley85]

52:50 This reminds me of a Simpsons quote: "Sitcoms are edutainment. The laugh tracks teach us what is funny."

[@elaexplorer]

35:38 You missed the oddly specific part at the bottom: "Get rich today without killing any body…"

[@itslillirose]

9:56 You can fix your Spotify playlist shuffle by going to settings and turning off automix

[@dan_chen]

4:49 I can relate so hard to this. It was my love for reading that got me to where I am today, yet I can't even find it in me to read again either because of time or simply exhaustion

[@Alfonso3693]

50:28 that went dark fast.

[@TheSodaEnjoyer]

How tf are you that far already

[@Kazeruxx]

Mf the video was released 7 mins ago

[@Alfonso3693]

@@TheSodaEnjoyer I’m a fast watcher

[@Avauladre]

Mf time travels

[@Ahnelix_Mask]

@@Avauladre my phone is literally saying that the original comment was posted 1 hour ago but your guys' replies and his other were posted three hours ago help

[@Beka_Rex]

Misogyny phone check. “Women aren’t the same thing anymore” Well holy shit if that isn’t perfect in 2024😂

[@ph0tinob1rds]

12:07 this was especially hilarious because wagon wheel was my brother's favorite song and he would constantly listen to it and i have the intro stuck in my head

[@kateh2808]

35:09 I remember that one, had to learn all about it in my 10th grade geography class. So rest assured that german geography teachers are in fact using that word.

[@Smilley85]

35:10 If you live in Vienna, you'll hear it in the weather forecast about once a week.

[@cmalin7103]

I used to hope that people who ask 'who is...' followed by a music / movie legend (such as ozzy Osborne) only did so to get a reaction out of other people. That was until I met two women at at work, both mid 20's in age, who have lived in Birmingham (uk) for several years, and legitimately had no idea who ozzy Osborne was until about 3 months ago. A third woman in my office also thought elton John was in the Beatles. I never wanted to walk out more than during that conversation. 😂

[@Weatherbg11]

15:11 WAIT IS THIS ABOUT THOSE ANTHRO ANIMAL HORROR CHOICE GAME SLIDESHOWS ON TIKTOK I LOVE THOSE

[@wbat5816]

When I clicked on the numbers, I got "HEY! How'd you get in my twitter drafts?"

[@ShokumaOfficial]

Can confirm as a midwesterner that the only appropriate way to exit a conversation is to slap your knees and say “welp, I s’pose”

[@SilverSaiyanAce]

2:25 Ayo WTF! I'm trying to get stuff to make homemade bread and I think I might be depressed But it's literally completely unrelated to my potential depression I only got interested because I have a friend who constantly talks about how amazing their homemade bread tastes and since I can't meet them in real life I felt like I was missing out It's literally just a coincidence that I also happen to (Probably) have mild depression

[@coolcheese-oz2nr]

"hey, what is your gender?" "international high school visit a ho chi minh city at march 9" "oh ok"

[@SillierPutty]

0:23 I identify as G E N D E R

[@sammiewoods258]

53:16 I'm lactose intolerant- I have almond milk in the fridge for my coffee, but damnit if I'm not currently cutting up marble cheese to put on my spicy queso tortilla chips as I listen to this.

[@BabyAxolotl20]

I LOVED ANCIENT EGYPT AS A KID AHHH

[@bonemech5000]

For people who unsurprisingly still don't know, "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" is an apology, not an insult. Bilbo is basically saying "I'm sorry i didn't get to know all of you as much I want to which has resulted in me not liking you anywhere near as much as I should"

[@sydneys207]

Man that 1.5kg/liter for wine is off by ... oh... about 50%. It's damn near 1.

[@Bisexual_Frog_Witch]

34:06 “Women are not the same thing and are more important to you and the rest than the other women.”

[@CarefreeMan]

*1:23* Reminds me of how Max became president, also reminds me of what he would probably do-

[@M0ldy.pancakes]

Nice... the earliest I've been to an emkay vid.

[@talongrau1823]

18:24 Don't worry. You gave him a Zap Brannigan voice, which fits quite well.

[@gr1m5H4d3]

33:23 bro played Phantom Liberty ONCE

[@finkelmana]

Wait what? Dude specifically says the human "species." We have not been around for millions of years.

[@elaexplorer]

29:36 Those aren't oddly specific. They're the names of the patterns you can get the item in. Like literal drawings of chocolate raisins on the material.

[@Whimsykit]

5:09 as an artist thank you for summing up artblock using books

[@roni9192]

35:15 the word is actually "Föhn" and is actually used a lot in switzerland. Also: "Föhn" is also the german word for hairdryer

[@aquaserp949]

Yes, Germany too. Also its kinda funny and "monkeybrain" on how this word probably was made. Just two dudes, with a high chance drunk af, sat in a bar and where like: "You know, Sepp, how like there wind is really warm coming from the sahara over the alps. You know what else is warm? The air from a haidryer. So yeah let's call it that... *hicks*". "Detlef, you are a genius. Lets drink to that." And thats how the word was (probably) born. Story completely made up.

[@bnedi98]

@@aquaserp949Funny story, but sadly the wind had the name first.

[@elaexplorer]

18:47 Already done. Don't know if it was a black mirror episode or a movie I watched. A woman's consciousness was downloaded into a stuffed animal but the programming only allowed for yes and no answers. She was given to her child as a toy, and had to watch as her ex husband remarried a terrible stepmom. I don't remember the full story but there was a fire involved and a prologue stating that her predicament resulted in new laws making it illegal to download someone's consciousness into bodies that didn't allow full autonomy and speech. It was an anthology of stories, so maybe it was a movie. It started with a woman pulling into a derelict gas station. Pulling out a foldable solar panel and setting it up to charge her car before going into the roadside museum there.

[@elaexplorer]

6:04 Wait! There was a second post from Michael underneath titled "Wanted: Plumber" I'm invested. I need to know why he couldn't just look up plumbers on his phone.

[@kallisteinbarge5656]

I have a Chick Fil A in my city but the nearest Popeye's is 30 miles away. The choice has been made for me

[@mickeywhite2563]

I got really depressed last night and decided that death by ice-cream would actually be a pretty awesome way to go. Im alive, but I'm almost out of toilet paper. The secret is to keep a water bottle in the bathroom, that way the dehydration doesn't get you while the ice-cream is speedrunning your bowls.

[@miskasstories8035]

35:11 I live in Switzerland and we actually use the word Föhn (not Fohn, but same meaning) pretty often. Föhn is the translation for Hairdryer in german so it makes sence for it to be a warm wind.

[@E.T.42]

The wind has been named that for centuries... The hairdryer brand was named for the wind, not the other way round.

[@joelproko]

35:19 The word is "Föhn" and refers to a wind in the alpine region that's coming in from the south, regardless of whether you yourself are on the northern or southern side (though obviously the consequences for the weather will be very different: north of the Alps, Föhn means good weather, south of them it generally means rain, since the air dumps most of its water trying to go over the Alps). No idea about how often it's used in other languages, but it's frequently used in German. PS: In Switzerland, *the* Föhn is this kind of wind, but *a* Föhn is a hairdryer.

[@CookieIsMyCat09]

I wanna try the "women are" thing "Women are so nice and I don't know what to do with them" oh

[@CookieIsMyCat09]

"Women are the best to be a good person to be with you and I will be there for you" every single time I do this it turns out like it was typed in a hurry by a very wholesome person

[@Battlesny]

Women are my favorite guy What does that even mean?

[@shorkbot]

“Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease” this is the first one and WHAT.

[@Peiceofpapertapedtowall]

For the tumblr post at exactly 20:04 i told ChatGPT to make a word using that exact tumblr post as the prompt and the word i got was, and i quote “awkwardstoryteller’sregret” and yes that is the word i got

[@Fridge_Minion]

42:20 You gotta be kidding me

[@deku976]

34:00 I tried it before and the funniest thing that my phone could come up with out of the 3 auto suggested words was "Women are a monolith on the other side of the most brave people you'll ever meet" when I pressed on the words that made the most grammatical sense, and that shit was funny af

[@nedhunter4444]

13:00 It seems that very few people take into consideration that the Beast was cursed when he was about 11 years old.

[@andrewollmann304]

31:46 I commented on the video for this section before, but I’ll explain it again. A “circuit gay” is a gay man that goes to multiple clubs in a relatively short time, the lifestyle often involves the use of club drugs, mainly ecstasy and meth. Being “in a k-hole” is being high on ketamine.

[@sir_kompetenz7187]

35:15 I think FOEN is reverencing the German word "Föhn", which is used in some dialects to refer to a warm breeze blowing down a mountain.

[@_.angel.candy._]

fohn is actually really used in the nother part of italy and since it describes a warm wind, it's also the way italians call hairdryers (phon)

[@LiMe251]

"Women are the best in our society"

[@Efreeti]

Women are the kitty tunnels!

[@LiMe251]

"Women are the most related 🙄 "

[@TheHyruleCollective]

7:29 this screams List of things Jack Bright is not allowed to do

[@MJ_2Day]

45:59 this sounds like a song that would be in the Nature Tapes album by Lemon Demon

[@MJ_2Day]

And I don't know why

[@kurotsuchiiwa3627]

mine was " women are a bit of a good idea."

[@calvinlarsen4681]

29:16 can confirm that it does feel weird to try to walk in a straight line after walking in circles. Only takes a minute or so tho.

[@summerbrewster5555]

I still have that weird Egyptian obsession and then I ended up passing it onto my own kid so now we share it together. It bonds us together.

[@HO-bndk]

I learned to read and write Middle Egyptian hieroglyphs.

[@MR-qi5lc]

The thing about spinach is that yes youll buy a whole trough of spinach but then you go to cook it and you have one microgram of spinach left in the pan

[@winelive5500]

The TSA fine is like that as is all government legislated penalties (well at least in Australia). The legislation that enacted the penalty would have something written like up to 10 penalty units, the units are used across all penalties and are them selves part of general legislation. The penalty units are then indexed to inflation so that penalties don’t have outdated $ values. So in 20 years time that fine may read $29,450, without anything but the penalty unit automatically be index. Saves lots of updating legislation

[@guigui0246]

We just got a new rule in our school: Do not use scooters insides of classrooms

[@Maria_Doodles]

40:37 not me just making an animatics for cookie run kingdom and my Oc for the god damn Aristacats audio 😭

[@etherealicer]

As someone who lives on the northern slopes of the alps, I can assure you that FÖHN is a very well used word, as the wind has huge impact on the weather.

[@KrazyyKal]

THUMBNAIL ABSOLUTELY SCARED ME MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 19😭😭

[@liamwhite3522]

How would Pinwheel Patrick have survived the purge of short people long enough to become the tyranical ruler next election cycle?

[@lady_draguliana784]

That's the sort of sign that someone who LOVES AC/DC and wants you to spend YOUR jukebox money on it for him would post...

[@FennecTECH]

Snake can travel about 10km in a year at their (normal) maximum speed. That’s like. 1000km in 100 years just move cross country and the snail will not get to you before you die.

[@Smilley85]

45:10 So that's how the Crowdstrike thing happened!

[@eaglest0554]

47:03 Just switch out hot dog stand for coffee place and you've basically got anywhere in washington.

[@squeaktheswan2007]

0:07 Clearly every Adam Sandler flick ever.

[@palmberry5576]

Besides the 23 year old part, I thought it was the bee movie lol

[@tobithesergal]

3:42 as someone who owned a Himalayan salt lamp, accurate