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[@Kiblia]

Robin: I just ate the cheese sandwich and shut up. Also Robin about lost oreos: I would be suing.

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

I saw this comment 15 seconds after it was posted, I thought it was pretty neat and by leaving this comment should I Ever Forget About it's, I have this comment that specifically points it out.

[@Ecco502]

oh my god so many bots

[@Kiblia]

Bots please i'm not even 16 yet get off my comment

[@sallyparty1978]

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 aat

[@kittywithagun7742]

@@sallyparty1978 don't interact with them it's only gonna bring them back and they'll comment more

[@randaranatunga7259]

2:46 _“Please, look door”_ has the same vibe as a birthday cake that says _“Have day”_

[@SketchLit]

im so sorry

[@oneup117gaming4]

What the

[@MrZig-Zag]

That’s what I say when people anger me, “have a day.”

[@carlo._.]

Annoying bots, aren't they?

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

I have vibes of a Disney magic hellscape where the furniture speaks to you and can see everything you do. The real reason Happily Ever Afters work: The alarm clock has seen some shit. Cheating on your spouse is impossible when the walls literally have ears. Privacy is a myth.

[@themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp]

Day ;) of supporting everyone who wants Lexi, Jack, and Robin to do a video together

[@JynxIsEnbee]

What about Damian

[@ReaperPeeper]

@du12💘 creator of this bot, commit sudoku.

[@DracoJ]

@@JynxIsEnbee unfortunately I think he left can't remember. But would be cool to see him come back.

[@theonehowasket3719]

@@ReaperPeeper your right

[@Memelord007]

The Emkay podcast

[@stellberry9267]

He missed the chance to say " My name's Robin and my throat is throbbin' "

[@PansyPops]

3:41 that’s possibly correct, if you have context. Iceland is the name of a supermarket/grocery store based in the UK selling mainly frozen foods. If it’s just meant to be an advertisement for the store, just a sticker on the ground near it, then it can have a pass. If it’s meant to be the country Iceland, then that’s way off since the flag is completely, different, since that’s the Union Flag. Edit- accidentally typed 3:14 instead of 3:41, I have no idea how I made that mistake.

[@Shibe.]

@@mattw-b9451 welcome to youtube comment

[@Nathan_Woods]

As someone from the UK, I can confirm that it is the supermarket chain. Also, it's at 3:41.

[@PansyPops]

@@Nathan_Woods thanks mate. I have no idea how I made that mistake, but I’ve corrected it now. I probably wouldn’t have noticed it if you didn’t point it out, you’re a life saver.

[@Nathan_Woods]

@@PansyPops You're very welcome.

[@aratinatophat1072]

Came down to say this myself, thanks for saying it mate I didn’t want to write out that much text at midnight lmao

[@GloomyFish]

The Iceland and ladybird ones are actually correct, they're just confusing to people who don't live in the UK

[@ro-337]

You sure about the ladybird one? Because ladybird doesn’t start with the letter I. Insect does.

[@GloomyFish]

@@ro-337 oh right I didn't even notice that lmao

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpr7529]

@@ro-337 i dont think its a mistake,the letter i was highlighted on ladybird.

[@JosieAndTheFurbs]

For anyone wondering about the Iceland one, it’s the name of a British shop.

[@ro-337]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpr7529 The one job part is Horse was used as H, and I guess we are to assume most, if not all, words start with their letter example. However the letter “I” didn’t.

[@melissalonla]

5:33 given how fragile American walls are, I would have thought those were the current buildings materials.

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Sorry to hear about the slutbots, but agreed. Walls here collapse at the slightest bump.

[@RE-zl7sy]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 why are u sorry u can just ingor them

[@jocelynecupcake]

Haha, now I feel lucky to live in a 100 year old house XD nice and sturdy

[@Polopony20.]

@@jocelynecupcake 200yo stone house and I agree (other than the fact that everything else is always broken/costs an arm and a leg to fix cause you have to replace the whole thing, BUT it's an awesome house for someone who is terrified of wind storms/hurricanes)

[@o0L4nc3r0o]

8:00 That was here in Belgium. It was done on purpose though. It's an old cabin for a busstop that needs to go. There's road work in the street where that cabin used to be, and they temporarily put it there in the grass so the truck could haul it later. :)

[@valarian4423]

0:28 👏👏👏👏👏THANK YOU ROBIN FOR WORKING TO HAVE INCLUSIVE INTROS!!!!

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

"McDo your f*cking job right!" - The Thumbnail

[@KSKY2012]

@Youra 💋 NOBODY CARES

[@KSKY2012]

@vellicia 20 S H U

[@herrforehead]

Omg why is there so many bots

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

The real comments here are art. The bots are trash. I wanna break their computers apart... This is the best way for a spam bot to smash.

[@ml4757]

*Obligatory correction comment.* The UK flag with the words Iceland in it is correct. Iceland is a brand of frozen food supermarkets in the United Kingdom, so they had one job and did it amazingly.

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

It is somehow riding the line of being wrong and right. Right: The brand of the store is accurate. Wrong: Flag and country name doesn't match up. Whoever planned this store has embraced chaos, and made a paradox. It's genius with trolling. This seems like it'd advertise itself through memes, and confuses the hell outta folks.

[@Stp1497]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 oh if only...

[@spookwav]

Exactly what I came here to comment. Not sure if whoever named it was either naming it that because of the frozen goods, or just to piss off people who don’t know the store

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

@@Stp1497 Idk, I might just be dumb. I'm just trying to find a neutral ground here.

[@Stp1497]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 Iceland is basically old people butcher’s market, I have never seen someone under 50 enter that shop and I am starting to wonder if it’s actually possible

[@jessirose]

4:42 hey I want to thank you for not spreading that OCD is a personality trait. it is an actual disorder. so I appreciate that you called that post out 💙💙💙💙

[@cubeheadexists]

Wait, a disorder is a disorder?

[@jessirose]

@@cubeheadexists you would think that people would understand that, but I kid you not I've had people say they have OCD, and then claim "no I mean, my personality, I don't have the disorder haha-" very odd.

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

The bots aren't even trying to hide anymore. They're just out in the open instead of following real replies...

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

Speak of the f##king devil

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

They are rampant. Reporting seems to do sweet FA, but I still do report every one I see in the hope that KZbin might actually do something.

[@bread785]

the bots are not as rampant anymore it seems

[@WaffleSnow_]

5:05 as someone who works in McDonald’s, literally everyday we will get an order of ‘cheeseburger no meat’ or ‘cheeseburger plain no meat’ etc etc, albeit mainly from app orders and we always just give them the meat but in a separate box, just incase they’ve misclicked

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

"We send the meat just in case of misclicks." You guys are legends. Y'all are probably the kind of folks to add extra nuggets to Happy Meals to the kind folks. Really cool of ya.

[@WaffleSnow_]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 anytime I’m finishing the food, so like bagging/boxing nuggets, if there’s 1 or 2 more nuggets in their than needed, I don’t rly care, I won’t take time to take a nugget out. Same with a 20 nugget share box (Uk size so don’t know if anywhere else has them) but if it’s busy I’ll never count out exactly 20, been there nearly 6 months so I know if it looks like 20, it’s probably 22 or 23, never less

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

@@WaffleSnow_ Respect bro, respect.

[@anarchyasher8327]

@3:41 it’s not actually wrong, there’s a British supermarket called Iceland :,) it’s not the wrong flag because tis not referencing the country, just the shop in England

[@jeremyblade7561]

I once worked at McDonald's and had a guy actually order a 2 cheese sandwich meal. Started with the 2 cheeseburger meal anasked for "plain, no meat." I had to ask outright to be sure but he really did just want buns and cheese.

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

2:48 Has the energy of 'What Do?'

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

**sigh**

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

@Resna Dima leave

[@bread785]

the bots are infesting the comment section

[@mew2.025]

im gonna be honest, i don't want caffiene removed from all soda. they can have a caffeine free option, but sometimes i need caffeine in the morning and cant have coffee or tea.

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

It helps calm me down, even. ...I have ADHD, stimulants have the opposite effect because of it, caffeine helps a lot thanks to that

[@UIJuS10]

@@MirrorHall_Clay same... suffering from anxiety and can't get to sleep? I chug a Red Bull and PTFO.

[@7ofspades7]

I think that's what he meant, although I'm a little confused because most big sodas have a caffeine free version already.

[@dbombyo]

You drink soda in the morning...? Weird

[@jennyneon]

She's more than thicc. She's the whole bowl of oatmeal.

[@thescphoenix7889]

yes

[@paovasquez8518]

This could be in r/brandnewsentence XD

[@bidoof367]

@@paovasquez8518 theres no way no ones said this before

[@shim64]

fellow extrovert

[@SenpaiInteresting]

Holy crap i read that same newspaper

[@Monstress_Art]

You’d think it would be weird, but honestly that banana whiskey is amazing. Even better when mixed with peanut butter whiskey.

[@TheRobloxDudezonroblox]

WH-WHA-WHAT? PEANUT BUTTER WHISKEY?

[@FerreTrip]

@@TheRobloxDudezonroblox I thiiiiiink they're joking. But given humanity....

[@mnstrxj3280]

@@FerreTrip Skrewball whiskey , peanut butter flavored

[@FerreTrip]

@@mnstrxj3280 The world of alcohol truly is an amazing and wide one....

[@SquidInkPizza]

7:10 UGH! This infuriates me! I work for the company that shipped this (I know by the labels) and the drivers who are the face of said company ARE CONTRACTORS and therefore not bound by the rules us package handlers have to follow. This company has a reputation for being late and delivering broken packages. And it's all because our drivers neglect to follow simple courtesy rules like hand-to-surface and orientation arrows. Fucking pisses me off

[@quinnception631]

Reported the bot under your comment

[@SquidInkPizza]

@@quinnception631 Thanks. Didn't even notice it.

[@nothague]

Missed the opporunity to say "I'm Robin, and my throat is throbbin."

[@BeanieFox707]

can we just appreciate that he said "ladies AND EVERYBODY ELSE IN BETWEEN"

[@OnePulsar]

Ladies and gentlemen?

[@flaminggaming143]

6:40 We missed the bigger issue here besides blursed sandy... WHO TF IS BOB L'EPONGE😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@plingvivin3032]

It’s written in french And when translated it means spongebob

[@LesbianCryptid]

"ladybird" is the British term for the American term "ladybug" so *that* part is correct but definitely *not* the "I" part lmao

[@bethanloveridge6019]

Thanks for saying it so i didnt have ta.Cheers.

[@Choco____1]

Interesting trivia. Here in the Philippines, we just refer to Mcdonalds as Mcdo (pronounced Macdo). We do eat at "Mcdonalds," but in casual conversation we'd just say Mcdo. Even Mcdonalds itself refers to itself by that name in marketing.

[@inkorslotz]

i was just about to comment this but good job 👍

[@snivylink2119]

kinda like how australians call it "macca's"

[@geraldballinger6428]

3:06 its to keep enemy npc's out as they can't get around doorways they have to go through

[@orrinpants]

1:47 - It's upside down, but when you flip it, it has an extra P.

[@MushroomMayhem]

That burger one looks like they straight up took off the patty just for the karma. You can see the imprint.

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

This arguement seems legit, unlike these thotbots.

[@owencole2406]

4:07 lady bird is another name for ladybug.

[@nusaibulhaque28]

Being a Bangladeshi, I just can't help but facepalm and giggle everytime I see something from Bangladesh cause it's kinda rare finding Bangladeshi stuff in the greater internet. We ain't too famous like the bigger countries, yk🤷‍♀️ (For the people wondering, the intro post with the nice ad placement was in a Bangladeshi newspaper🤦‍♀️)

[@RevenantKitsune_]

3:45 Australians: Finally! An Australian restaurant!

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

Wellingtonian Kiwis have your back!

[@excaliburturkey8208]

@@PurpleAmharicCoffee pretty sure it is wellington too cuz of the bus (Aucklander here)

[@massivebacon5213]

I’m retry sure I saw ne of these in Auckland

[@Sewbetan]

fun fact: the sushi ad is upside down for clout

[@zeldaenby224]

3:41 Iceland is the name of the store, the job was technically ok

[@EMHMarkIX]

7:00 5 knives, sharpener and a plastic chopping board - 7 pieces in a set. Really, not a rocket science.

[@Niko__01]

7:17 I actually remember that news headline when it happened ... and yes, he was the spokesman for the president you're thinking of

[@Thatoneguy-el8xn]

7:00 nope, they can count the packaging as “a piece”. This is real. Look it up.

[@EMHMarkIX]

Bullshit. There's also a chopping board in pack.

[@matthewdovidas4213]

​@EMHMarkIX they could also be counting the "ring" on the sharpening steel. I bought a pack of reusable straws and it said 7 piece but it only had 3 straws and a straw cleaner but they counted each rubber piece that was detachable at the top of the straw as a separate piece

[@confusedbiscuit9053]

"ladies and everybody in-between" this validation made my day ☺️

[@Rittouu]

@Jennifer 24 shut up jennifer

[@cannon9962]

2:22 I love how robin just defames random brands

[@Luc_Wright]

Don’t mind me just time stamping because it was cute 1:40

[@JadynSmells]

The Iceland one was a UK Store called Iceland.

[@7aze]

6:47 i literally saw this once while on my bus to school. Same patterns and Same spot. But if im being honest, i like sitting on those its more softer than the other hard seats

[@dirkdecent1679]

As someone who works in a King Soopers produce department with those "tables" made of tomato boxes, trust me, we think they're the stupidest shit too...

[@Tortue2006]

8:00 This is in belgium. The stop isn’t used for the moment. It just stands there and will be set back when it will be used again.

[@Bird-dt4ss]

Missed opportunity. “I’m robin and my throat, is THROBBIN”

[@sammac8852]

Have a good day guys

[@onesunnyday1797]

You too

[@Jarmey984]

You too man

[@icraveforbananas2481]

Ah yes, my favourite fast food nald's McDo, the one where they sell healthy food and pay their workers a living wage

[@Anonymous-kp4fq]

*Cough Cough* For Red It Is, Red (the longest wavelength at around 780 nm) through to Violet (the shortest wavelength in the sequence at 380 nm). The seven colour idea is still a popular one and it helps remember the order of the most recognisable colours in a rainbow.

[@ThePolishFish98]

For anyone that doesn't know At 3:40 it says Iceland because it is a British store

[@iamdb1990]

3:40 that's not wrong, Iceland is a supermarket in England

[@DejitaruKari]

1:26 Strawberry milkshake!! 😝

[@endgamerplays]

go home

[@badhufromuc]

r/cursedcomments

[@THE-CRT]

“Mine names Robin, and my throats a throbbin’ “

[@shurhaian]

@4:39 This looks like it could be the lot for an apartment/condo complex. Particular units sometimes have their assigned spots, and the resulting numbers can look really weird.

[@LOVE-iv2pw]

2:07 … yep that’s Canadian Tire alright. (Not to mention that pennies aren’t even currency in Canada anymore.)

[@tylerbartlett28]

5:11 those must've been mew cookies

[@zrobilive]

I was JUST opening your channel cuz I was bored, and I saw that this was uploaded 2 minutes ago. KZbin notification still hasn't arrived

[@SienAppelsien]

That bus stop was in my homecountry, recognised it immediately, I am also definitely not surprised

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Thumbnail: "McDoM." Me: No McThanks, not into that. I mean I'll still buy the burgers, but no weird crap. I swear if the cashiers moan as they hand the food over- Imma be pissed.

[@hazeltree7738]

You have to eat the food while wearing a ring gag at McDoM

[@snivylink2119]

you've got mc-dom and sub-way

[@ayhemgamerpro4774]

5:48 hey at least its right in arabic

[@joshuagames987]

6:13 I figured it out I left my pc running in the background while doing some tasks, every so often looking over and seeing it. When suddenly the realization hit me, they didn't read it as which rainbow color name is the longest like which has the most characters, but as which colored piece of the rainbow when stretched out would be the longest & what is its color. So technically I don't see it as entirely wrong, only partially based on what you perceive the question to be asking.

[@javaesme4692]

"My name is Robin, and my throat be throbbin" is the worst thought I have ever had.

[@kessiniktange8861]

3:30 It's interesting how taste buds work. I actually think whiskey tastes delicious, especially blended whiskey. I will admit, however, that banana whiskey does not sound particularly appetizing.

[@Larssema]

This is always so funny😂

[@Larssema]

I had 2 bots or more😭 i removed them, or they are coming back

[@Captain_Cashies]

@@Larssema bots were reported, should be gone soon

[@Larssema]

@@Captain_Cashies you are right, i have 2 new ones, sad

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

@@Captain_Cashies They are rampant lately. I always report them, but does KZbin really do anything?

[@bread785]

5 bots are on this one comment

[@westandavidtennant]

3:41 British people who shop at Iceland (the shop): Well, yes, but actually no.

[@lieutenant_dirtbag2875]

Love the content keep it up

[@peytonjanes]

0:18 I expected him to say. My name is Robin and my throat is thobbin.

[@patdav56]

1:54 admittedly, caffeine free Coca cola is my favorite drink, so I'd whole heartedly support this notion

[@crossfire2045]

I have watched EmKay for so long, but I never noticed that when the hand moves during the intro, one of the things it does is flip the bird

[@moonbloom2262]

6:49 reminds me of a chair in my old schools canine, usually it was normally just plastic chairs that where set up every lunch, but this one had a cushioned back, kids would race for it

[@urmomwhenwhenyou8018]

Got new glasses today, I think it looks cool!

[@hellodude6956]

my glasses annoy me sometimes lmao

[@Catwithaknife69]

I don't think you two got the joke

[@kitsa33]

@@Catwithaknife69 well shit

[@SketchLit]

spam bots in less than 1 second

[@princ3ss_fschl195]

2:29 idk what u said but... yh my lenovo has got some problems... and it was $700+ (got it used lmao)

[@Everythingvideos12]

What did he say

[@pumpkinzz5728]

I am going to name my child “Enter Name”

[@UrbanAgent423]

8:15 When I worked fast food, the road across the street had a "

[@Royal_Xxtynss]

0:01 common Bangladesh

[@MrfnordTim]

It always bugs me when they spell "Spider-Man" "Spiderman." Spider-Man is a superhero. Spiderman sounds like the name of that nice Jewish arachnid who lives down the hall from Chandler and Joey.

[@Cati.Colours]

"here's a Vuitar" made me lose my shit 😂

[@-WiItingWiIIo-]

7:53 I don't know why this made me laugh so much. TOSTITOS BUT AT THE BOTTOM!

[@iamnotuta2658]

5:20 Wait, they were white all along?!

[@CasBCasBCasB]

Why didn’t anyone tell us that!?

[@SovietProxy]

7:27 what does that say if its polish then it's spelled wrong

[@pollchujou3284]

It's not polish, it's slovak sooo if you're talking about the big red text then that's spelled correctly

[@SovietProxy]

@@pollchujou3284 ok thanks

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

I do wonder if some of these would be better classified as "malicious compliance"? Often the "why did you put that there?" ones lol.

[@kronixreal]

There was a missed opportunity for him to say “My name’s Robin and my throats throbbin”

[@sunscraper1]

0:12 missed opportunity to say "My name's Robin, and my throat's throbbin'" Get a break if you want though

[@kashiga160]

B O O

[@prstnekit]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@hellodude6956]

i have never been to a new video within the 10 minutes it was posted :O

[@nauticalsandwich9003]

2:53 the wilderness in Wisconsin dells. I've been there and thought I was the only one who noticed this lol

[@onesunnyday1797]

greetings, i am early

[@onesunnyday1797]

@du12💘 shut up i don't want a virus

[@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML]

but we dont care

[@xXS1RENXx]

The bots under your reply😭

[@zrobilive]

geez u got raided by bots mate, r.i.p

[@Larssema]

I hate all the bots, all main reply's shall have it then

[@thatonehandguy]

3:01 characters in movies: "IT'S LOCKED! HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY GET IN!?"

[@benish3890]

Well, this went up the instant I went on my likely otherwise boring break

[@StorymasterQ]

4:29 Someone forgot to redo their Fidelius Charm.

[@brodyalbert9214]

One of the single person bathrooms at my school has a little sticker on the door that says "you are not alone" it was about like a suicide prevention number but it was so poorly placed

[@hellodude6956]

lmao i love emkay videos me: i like robin better my brother: your time has come

[@silverstar1726]

That violin was so cursed, it looked like a cello.

[@stompfarmer]

8:18 i have one of these in my neighborhood. they put the speed limit sign upside down-

[@shlingusdingus4174]

1:26 *Did they stutter?* We're making BLOOD SHAKES.

[@henryleorat6007]

0:49 not even a minute in and so many things are already wrong here

[@AryaLynch]

3:42 Well that's also a supermarket in the UK. The font checks out.

[@_Cann0t._Find._m3_.]

I thought he would say "hi my name is robin and my throat is sobbin"

[@cartoon_9873]

Missed opportunity for "My name is Robin and my throat is throbbin"

[@megandunnett7900]

Love how the stop button was both upside down and had a spelling error

[@rosalynredwood4542]

Great to see the video starting with my country's newspaper 😂

[@Qoushik]

And then there's your reward; a bot spam!

[@mr.fatcamels5809]

you should have said "Hey, I'm Robin and my throat is throbbin' from all the memes."