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[@alchemysaga3745]

"Accessibility: The afterthought for everyone." ...yeah. Yeah. Unless it's their first thought, but that first thought is, "How do I make this place as unwelcoming as possible to people with disabilities, so they spend less time here meaning I can rotate customers through faster and make more money, *and* not have to see people that remind me of how easily I could suffer the same problems." Especially when it's a medical facility that has blatantly gone out of their way to create uncomfortable seating like it will actually get people to leave faster or something. No, it just means that people are going to get more hostile as your torture chairs make their spine more knotted than sixty pairs of earbuds put in the backpack of a marathon runner.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

My kid is deaf. Getting medical providers to get interpreters for him is ludicrously difficult. Sure, interpreters are expensive, but medical facilities are required by law to hire one for deaf patients if they take Medicare. So they just they never seem to know how, or forget, or whatever. The only exception was one doctor who, after the interpreter didn't show because they were "scheduled for the wrong day," (never scheduled) was asking the required questions of "do you feel safe at home?" while I was interpreting for my kid. I pointed out that if the parent is interpreting, that's an utterly useless question to ask if the parent is abusing the kid. The doctor said "Oh, wow, I never thought of that." We never had a problem getting an interpreter at that doctor again, at least.

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@Cecilia Cole could you explain what exactly they were refusing to do? And what they provided

[@EstelleLuminas]

r/rareinsults

[@enlightendbel]

It's gotten weird. I know places that hold silent afternoons where once a week they limit how many people can be in the store and ask people to be quiet, but even after decades of operation still have no accessibility for wheelchairs or decent braille signs. And this annoys the shit out of me, as an autistic, for whom these silent afternoons are designed. Sure, plenty of us are helped greatly by silent afternoons, but even without, we can manage. Someone in a wheelchair can literally not even get into the store and a blind person needs a guide to find anything. You can't tell me installing a ramp or railing costs more than literally limiting the amount of sales your store can do during an afternoon every single week.

[@MCAlexisYT]

> No, it just means that people are going to get more hostile as your torture chairs _make their spine more knotted than sixty pairs of earbuds put in the backpack of a marathon runner_ Same energy as “series that have more plot holes than a 1 pound block of Swiss Cheese”

[@NeoTrggrTheGammer]

hey I learned how those brail signs are installed, thanks Lexi for teaching me something while entertaining me

[@txqursss6632]

@Hanaey💦 bro what

[@jan_Masewin]

@@txqursss6632 bots :/

[@nananan4925]

@Hanaey💦 ew a bot

[@insaincaldo]

Well in the failed hospital, accessibility was pre-planned for. They just never cared enough to see it through... Wait, being a hospital that makes it even worse, then had it been an afterthought..

[@mincat1412]

@Hanaey💦 here we see a sex bot in its natural habitat. It is a common species of sex bot, hunting for its food. As it searches for a comment to attack , it keeps its young in a den, crafted with concrete and glass. It is of the genus _sexbotusis,_ a native species of sex bot.

[@eldritchchaos2663]

8:07 "Why doesn't it soap? How do I soap?" This is just how my brain words XD

[@ImSeeingStarz]

I laughed so hard I legitimately puked from this comment. You made my day man

[@thelionryder5492]

3:05 as a person that sadly works at McDonald’s myself, I can explain why this is. When building the actual burger, for the Big Mac we make the top portion on top of the top bun with nothing in between as it’s much easier to make the burger. We then move the top portion to the bottom portion to make the 2 part sandwich. So what this person has done was just closed the box without moving the top portion.

[@rappy6328]

ok

[@Koldphoenyx]

Thank you. I was coming here to explain this. I'm guessing this was bought during lunch, and the cabinets/meats person probably forgot to slide the middle bun over because they were in a hurry.

[@thelionryder5492]

@@Koldphoenyx ya that’s what I’m assuming as well, or just a new guy

[@yota6914]

@Hanaey💦 what the f-

[@andriusbruzas9211]

And I do not understand how people can have such tunnel vision. Not seeing two meat patties and extra of all ingredients on the bottom.

[@ravenjane6000]

4:04 The German translates to "This is where good air is produced for everyone."

[@amarisfrede2]

I'd rather phrase it: "Here, good air for everyone is produced.", but you are correct.

[@Tk-nf2xd]

@@amarisfrede2 no no, he is right

[@lironmtnranch4765]

The "downspout not lined up with the roof drain" is deliberate by design. The normal roof drain is at roof level behind the downspout. The "other" opening is above roof level, and intended to make it obvious from the ground if the main downspout becomes clogged and water is ponding on the roof. This is an emergency for a building, for the water load can quickly become TONS of water in a downpour, causing sudden catastrophic roof collapse. If trees are allowed to overhang the roof, the fall leaf drop will plug up the downspout exits quickly and completely.

[@NeosAvias]

Ooo. I learned a thing.

[@justsomeanimator]

Did you copy and paste that?

[@nrg_games122]

@@justsomeanimator but what if he did? he's just giving a explanation

[@lironmtnranch4765]

@@justsomeanimator No but I've owned/leased numerous commercial buildings with flat roofs over the decades, and do my own maintenance including roof work.

[@ShaeSandybanks]

The kangaroo one missed the perfect opportunity to have the head hole in the spot just above the pouch.

[@gingergamer3270]

Jeremy is living his best life, doing wheelies and laying bricks

[@a.so4747]

Lexi: I’m not reading that again Me rewinding the video: Are you sure about that

[@kayden9190]

I'm someone who works at McDonald's, that big mac was done by someone new on the job, we've all done it once, but usually they're corrected by another employee before being sent.

[@JevTheJester]

So Jeremy's a cool guy Jeremy also bonks people with a bat Jeremy runs fast

[@TheRealAmadeusMozart]

TF2 reference n i c e

[@JevTheJester]

@@TheRealAmadeusMozart tf2 is one of my latest obsessions

[@LincolnDWard]

It's good to know Lexi's idea of a god is just "a disembodied head in mid-air."

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Yours isn't. What kind of whole body deity you been worshiping

[@DanDoesStuffs]

Jeremy seems like a cool guy

[@Lawnmower979]

Yes

[@Fuggerton]

Yes

[@numbers72927]

Jeremy does seem like a cool guy

[@bprince1099]

Yeah

[@crosseyesshitaim4869]

Yah he is

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 386th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@airlyanimations6550]

Hmmmmm

[@imrhotsauce582]

Hmmmmm

[@henry537]

Hmmmmm

[@rruiz6005]

Hmmmmm

[@xunsuu]

Hmmmnmm

[@ellesirian2709]

The... ahem, *mug*, was completely intentional - it's the name of a town in Georgia. The people who designed the mugs knew EXACTLY what they were doing! From the text, to the suspicious glaze around the upper rim... ;)

[@kyleguajardo]

10:12 This is on purpose. Cumming is an actual city in Georgia, and clearly they have a sense of humor down there.

[@cyberneticsquid]

2:45 “Accessibility: the afterthought of everyone” True but I wish it wasn’t

[@bluestreaker9242]

This subreddit is just peak "F*** it, I tried" energy and I love it! XD

[@Colindalugia]

4:15 I actually have this, it is just a piece of plastic you put on top of the original buttons of the joycon. I use the cross design because I am used to playing Tetris with a traditional d-pad.

[@Colindalugia]

It is a good cheap alternative to buying a custom controller. But can be weird to clean

[@thatoneidiot2901]

Emkay always does their job and they do it good.

[@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis]

nice pfp

[@you_otto_know]

I have one job

[@Oliver-lu3cr]

Is it bad that when the giraffe deer post came up, the first thing that came to mind was the "Say cheese-!" "-I'M A GIRAFFE!!!" meme....

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

My mind went to helluva boss' "shut up dear furry"(lyle lipton)

[@ladykoiwolfe]

So glad this found me. I've been going for the last 24 hours...sewing and sewing and glueing and sewing and pinning....so This was just the shot of chaotic energy I needed. Thanks Lexi. Hopefully I can have a quick nap before trick or treat...in 3 hours. Thank Love ya, and have a victorious day yourself. Mine has already made it there.

[@amarisfrede2]

Hope you had a fun Halloween! 🎃🦇👻🦇🎃

[@artywolve]

See, with braille signs, what I've always wanted to know is how the hell blind people are supposed to know there's even a sign to read? Like if there's someone there to tell them "Hey, there's a sign on your left, at about head height - no, further forward-" it would obviously be easier just to read them the sign, but if they're alone...? Is there a reasonable answer to this that I'm just missing? Just I've never seen a blind person running around stroking all the walls on the off chance there may be a sign somewhere, windmilling down the corridor.

[@xiachunze]

Fr

[@mirokudivine]

9:55 This reminds me of one of my first writing assignments when I was in first grade and we went to visit to the zoo for a field trip, We had to write about her favorite animal I labeled it zebra and kept talking about giraffes. Because I got the names of the animals mixed up. So I was describing a giraffe and what I liked about giraffes calling it a zebra The entire time

[@MaydupNem]

7:57 the real question is why would you put the gallons at the top? How would those not explode when they fell?

[@frostbiteo8932]

YOU HAD ONE JOB MKAY, AND IS TO GIVE GOOD CONTENT. AND YOUR DOING GOOD AT IT how did i get 372 likes in a day o.o Thanks guys

[@afriendlyuser9759]

YEAHSAHA

[@Toshanae]

@Dоnt Rеаd Му РrоfiIе Рiсturе 🅥 how do u read a picture?

[@toff2320]

Yes

[@xunsuu]

They always are

[@TensaZan]

hehe you're

[@wafiywahidi3317]

As a blind person that braille placement is hilarious

[@katieskarlette]

One of my favorite subreddits, narrated by my fav EmKay host. "How do I soap?" destroyed me. LMAO

[@_mars_5762]

hey guys thanks so much for uploading i am in the hospital right now and i needed this one today lol

[@randaranatunga7259]

This subreddit is ATBGE but without any effort whatsoever

[@ProfessorColour]

Its atbge but the execution is awful as well

[@southernbrain691]

@Dоnt Rеаd Му РrоfiIе Рiсturе 🅥 why did you

[@anko_dtm]

@@ProfessorColour ataae

[@yamigekusu]

4:53 Patrick Star: I TOLD YOU, MR KRABS! WEAST DOES EXIST!

[@previouslyonx-men]

6:04 As an Irish Canadian, I find that hilarious.

[@elliellielliellihgcsetgv9391]

8:50 lexi’s little “ni” reminded me of the knights that say ni from month python and the holy grail omg edit: i’m dumb i meant to put knights that say ni so i changed it 😝🤲

[@littlemissdaydream810]

7:36 That sound startled me You ok Lexi, it Is the spooky month 🎃

[@chopper12345]

There is a lawyer that advertises in my area with billboards and after a few years I started noticing some that were upside down. At first I thought they people that put it up screwed up, but then I started seeing more and more, even outside my city. It definitely grabs your attention.

[@paul2019.]

Those floating doors are meant for custodians to use ladders to get to for maintenance. At least that’s how it was backstage in elementary school

[@thesacredplumbob3391]

I just want to say I saw a tikok for how hard it is for trans women to have a good feminine voice and Lexi had a good feminine voice so Lexi if you're reading this you're doing really well

[@gunsandroses896]

1:46. Ah, my favourite type of one job. Motivational quotes that forget a word

[@name-uh5ee]

6:20 If this is somewhere in a Canadian street that'd be awesome

[@SpringDavid]

1:11 I'm sorry Kris, I didn't knew taking one's soul out would led to this...I'm sorry

[@daytongamerx4506]

Deltarune?

[@tonidufrene5845]

Deltarune?

[@lordmoose1873]

I’m just happy Emkay uploads all the time so I always have something good to watch

[@toff2320]

ok I watch him when I'm bored

[@SapphireGaming2187]

My favorites from Emkay: Lexi, Damien, Robin.

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

0:55 ah yes, I am indeed allergic to allergies

[@creepermann981]

Ah, the "Snack" part made my day. But just because of the sound you made XD

[@puredemon5926]

I'm like 95 percent sure the Pope-mobile was done on purpose as a joke and doesn't deserve r/onejob or facepalm or wherever else it ended up in. I'd do that as a joke. But also why the _hell_ does it look like that?

[@cynister7384]

Probably because they want people to see him properly but also don't want him to get assassinated.

[@auntielu8531]

It used to be an open car until John Paul II got shot in it

[@steve_urchin8536]

5:31 I’m pretty sure it’s kangaroos, and you’re in their pouch, or you are the deadly laser that is the Australian sun. It’s not inaccurate or wrong.

[@jsl151850b]

5:53 Did you expect the factory to make separate 'Warning: Steep Downgrade' and 'Warning: Steep Upgrade' signs? Rotate the sign appropriately when bolting to post.

[@Jdogrey1]

3:00 As a manager at McDonald's, I know why that Big Mac ended up like that. When we make a Big Mac, we put the top bun and the middle bun in the top of the box, and the bottom bun in the bottom of the box. Then we put the toppings and the meat on. All this was done right here. The next step was done wrong. The next step is to move the middle bun with all its toppings from the top to the bottom without flipping it over, creating the double layered sandwich you all know. We then close the box, which automatically puts the top bun on. This person skipped the step to move the middle over, which just smooshed everything together. That is why this happened.

[@stardf29]

8:25 Gotta say, I really don’t like how the short urinal is marked as one not to be used. It’s like a slap in the face to kids and dwarfs. At least it’s not like anyone’s actually stopping people from using whatever urinal they want…

[@deactivatedchannel]

Hey lexie. As someone who is blind as well i find it so annoying when they don't install the signs and disregard people like that. The ADA needs to up its game

[@bohi4880]

Using these videos to fall asleep is a great way to… fall asleep?

[@miller_koth]

I heard once that you shouldn't reply to the comments made by bots because then they'll reply to every comment you make, so... to the bot above me👆 I make the request that you stop please. I am aware that you are a bot and do not read things, but please stop. Also, at least try to be somewhat believable.

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

"That's not how you outlet" "Why can't I soap" I love Lexi

[@Eaglewing747]

Ngl the last two just cracked me up and idk why xD

[@daschengajawara7745]

This what I love to wake up to

[@puppymolly123]

1:46 Just people showing off their love for the first Evangelion rebuild movie. I see nothing wrong here!

[@RandomAxolotl07]

0:02 I think that it’s meant to represent how they became disabled more than their current situation

[@calcutt4]

I once had an English teacher misspell "Outstanding"

[@tafua_a]

Let's be fair to the 7:28 entry. It said the Pope requested to not call that a popemobile, nobody ever said the media granted his request.

[@freyexists.3657]

5:25 i am personally, as a finnish person, always a bit irritated by the fact that whenever someone gives examples of european countries....they never include finland. c'mon, we're quite literally in the middle between sweden and russia, bigger than the uk on the map, just acknowledge our existance once-

[@lindanimated]

I feel your pain. Everyone knows Sweden and Norway, but we're a bit invisible it seems. 😭

[@freyexists.3657]

@@lindanimated täsmälleen!

[@larsbohmer6319]

I would like an Episode reviewing their own Subreddit

[@jayhamptonnn]

Day one of asking for an episode of all of the narrators in a discord call just reacting to good ol’ Reddit memes

[@strawsb3rry]

this is a very good idea, my good sir.

[@miller_koth]

I love this idea!

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Yes

[@narwhaler0597]

Btw, Lexi, those mugs were sold in a Walmart specifically in Cumming, Georgia

[@zishannauzer9748]

When it says to subscribe and hit the bell: The animation: *Unsubscribes but hits the bell* Me: You had one job..

[@CJK_781]

9:56 in Australia there is a Coffee Place called Zarrafas, this might be the inspiration/Explanation for that

[@theyouregrammarnazi1470]

5:40 They prolly built it for the little aliens that comes out of your body in that alien movie

[@44R0Ndin]

Fun fact about that clock that only goes to 10. Metric time was tried at one point, with a minute being 10 seconds, and an hour being 10 minutes. It took several years to find and punish the person responsible for proposing it.

[@4l1v3._com]

I love Lexi/Lexy sm, I love all of the people on Emkay but if I had to choose it'd be Lexi 100% Comfort KZbinr😌👍

[@xunsuu]

its lexi iirc

[@noravargas7653]

I love your content, keep up the good work!

[@lorvies2621]

i cant believe that my home is faster than my notifs r/onejob youtube, one job.

[@drcyb3r]

4:04 This is German and it means "This is the place where good air is produced for everyone". But turned over posters are often used here to simply re-use the material. I guess some days after this picture was taken, someone put the right advertisement on the front of the sign. Or maybe the advertising company was only allowed to advertise in a specific time and put on the poster earlier and just flipped it over when they had their advertising time.

[@kenotellkamp7973]

7:06 I heard that sometimes it's connected to the GFCI of another outlet. So it can still be protected

[@lsnow_20]

9:38 Jeremy wouldn’t like this

[@segonx9817]

Yeah, Jeremy seems like a nice guy.

[@DanDoesStuffs]

Indeed

[@segonx9817]

@@DanDoesStuffs good to see someone agree 👍👍

[@kurtlianddemesa6028]

I agree with this statement

[@JevTheJester]

Jeremy also bonks people with a bat

[@lasi7000]

9:45 my school has a ramp in the upstairs building with the all paths there are stairs

[@watermeloncatyayy]

" I'd like some lowercase description with my chicken nuggets "

[@unpopulargoose]

Ziraf actually means giraffe so that one wasn’t incorrect lol

[@noko3777]

Yay lexy is back, we need more :)

[@altarofshadows]

8:08 that one is malicious compliance

[@NewGothOnTheBlock]

What’s your favorite Lowercase Description recipe? Highly recommend putting it on waffles 🧇

[@kevinmccleskey3858]

Good boy otto!!! Has 1 job and is masterful at it. 🐶

[@opalmoone120]

Whatever sound Lexi made at 7:36 sounded like a straw going in and out of a plastic lid lol

[@calebhaderlie3322]

I work at McDonalds and my co worker accidently made me a "bread mac" for my meal break.

[@empathnation5433]

Honestly I didn't even notice the deer was a giraffe until you said it

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

03:00 - I've had a similar experience to that: I had a limited edition Double Big Mac which I had to reconstruct: rather than being top bun, 2x patties, middle bun, 2x patties and bottom bun (with salad spread throughout burger), they had constructed it top bun, middle bun, 4x patties, then all the salad and finally bottom bun.

[@noelhutchins7366]

7:20 the pope-mobile looks like a mobile-lavatory with zero-shits-given towards privacy.

[@DjShaix]

1:54 that's bengali writing that says the name one of species of monkey that i don't remember the name.

[@sunburnmidoriya]

0:27 I am currently watching this November 3rd 8:49 pm on a Wednesday how funny

[@goaway9450]

3:20 im in pain, why is the gallardo in the camaro box? Vice versa

[@Silvallion]

Day 5 of Random Comments. "High Heels were originally worn by men (Persian Cavalry wore inch high heels)." Hope you enjoyed today's random comment.

[@enlightendbel]

The Giraffe written as Ziraf is probably just a book made for another language. I know several Eastern European countries and Russia write it with a Z.

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

Billboard: Chris died for you! Me: WHAT?! DAD, NOOOOOOOO!!!

[@kaylaleblanc9268]

1:08 Kris died so you could get the banana and its potassium

[@impossibletowel7085]

4:32 yea don't go in there that'll take you straight to the backrooms level 0

[@bonniebunnysfmiscool]

The Chips Ahoy on an Oreo shelf reminds me of what I saw in the store today. There were Sprite bottles on a Cola shelf.

[@realdanpatterson]

sometimes gfci outlets won't have buttons on them, but they are gfci, just wired up to another in the kitchen.

[@theewhatifer9885]

The parrot, monkey and “eph-ephelaunt is across the street from my house

[@Themakeupchair15]

The wheelchair one just looks like an empty chair like the head looks like the front will

[@Starbean89]

Weeeee. That opening was adorbs

[@bluem.9530]

"why isnt it soap" - Lexi, 2021

[@Tk-nf2xd]

4:06 this is where good air for everyone is produced