r/ProRevenge - My New Neighbors PURPOSELY Annoy EVERYONE! [My Revenge]

[@SkyEcho751]

That last story is a good example of a true prank, no-one was hurt, the target got over it and got out better then before. And in the end he got back at OP, with an equally good natured prank.

[@brightlight1998]

i got to admit ... cant stop laughing ... r/funnyworkstories on this one

[@Stormblessed93]

Damn I need friends...

[@Jedidiah_Martin_2]

I especially loved how "Bert" even did the Elvis voice!

[@robertbode2716]

@@Stormblessed93 I assume you want pity or attention, which is the only reason you would even post this. “Aww poor baby” There you have it.

[@getbn6547]

@@robertbode2716 Well, aren't you a treat....

[@coconutcore]

Bert ran with it!? Or rather, he rock & rolled with it!? That man deserves respect.

[@xientau9028]

I can see it before me now: Bert: (When the presentation finishes) "Thank you, thank you verymuch."

[@juicedieman1052]

We make our own luck😚

[@gdragonlord749]

that last one is just friends and their antics

[@SuperNovaArtz]

That final story is glorious. No big falling apart. No big explosion. Just some friendly fun and the dude took it well and even went full in with the Elvis thing. Give him this, he at least honors his bets XD

[@Jedidiah_Martin_2]

He didn't just honor it, that's a guy I'd LUV to work with!

[@Davtwan]

Now I wonder what Bert’s revenge was when OP said that was another story.

[@andrewolson5471]

I get a feeling he's going to concoct quite a funny revenge prank.

[@JasonW.]

Bert bet he could take OP's girlfriend and her friend out, and in cahoots they agreed and all got a great laugh. Then Bert won the lottery and actually took both away.

[@gailbalongue661]

That last story with Bert was hilarious! Wish my job had people like those guys. Bravo!

[@Legohaiden]

1st story, Op made not only the officers happy by filling their quartly quota's up... but the Tow truck drivers as well, those Tow guys get a good chunk of that tow cost funded directly to their pockets from each pick up. You made a lot of people's nights... and ruined a bunch of others (who deserved it)

[@all4nd]

@Malakai Kyree . M mmm M m.. . mm.,,

[@cornelcoman634]

@@all4nd It's a scam.

[@Khajiidaro]

Basically this is why police are all too happy to ticket people and make good friends with those that have bad neighbors who are annoying in a not so criminal way but can still be written up for it. Sometimes it can save you lots to be a good neighbor rather than believe you are better than everyone else, even if you are.

[@peachesandpoets]

The neighbours are horrible, but narcs who weaponise the cops also suck. Both things true

[@Calekoflight]

Wait wait wait...I was under the impression that quotas for police officers to ticket/arrest are pretty damn illegal.

[@spaceracer23]

Props to Burt for owning it and living up to his bet. 👍

[@jessematthews8084]

I will admit. I'm impressed that he kept his word

[@Warblaster]

That last prank screams, hollers(!), friendship. I loved it :)

[@Sparkbomber]

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to gooo~! That last one was excellent, trumping the concerted effort against the party imo.

[@angelrios8245]

Perfect timing. I'm at work and needed something to listen to

[@Oddity2994]

It's about 9:00 at night for me

[@angelrios8245]

@@Oddity2994 same here. I work at night lol

[@zwabbah4841]

@@angelrios8245 are you still working

[@daltonharmon1018]

Same i listen to reddit readers like this while working at a gas station. It helps me get through the days which are usually filled with stupidity in so much mass I think I might actually start posting them on reddit

[@dillykomm6939]

@@daltonharmon1018 do it DO it DO IT DO IT! DO IT!!

[@susantescione8007]

The Bert and Ernie story was one of the best I've ever seen.

[@locke11216]

i would have paid money to see bert dressed as elvis

[@tangleshootburrfoot36]

That WAS pretty wholesome. I loved that second story. 😁 What a great thing to come home from work to!

[@roybrewster4872]

The second story made me laugh, and it reminded me of a stunt my little sister and her friend did. Thank you.

[@audreym3908]

Do tell!

[@roybrewster4872]

@@audreym3908 I'm not a great t storyteller, but I will try. I took my little sister and her friend to the movies. Before the movie started I over heard them talking about a cute guy behind us, so I asked if she, my sister, would like me to ask him to come sit by her. Her friend quickly responded "yes", my sister frantically tried to tell her friend to never do things like that because I would and telling me no. I walked up to the guy,,told him my little sister thought he was cute, and would he come sit by her. He did, and they sat in awkward silence during the movie. On the way out heading for the car they were both hanging on me and giggling about what I had done when a couple of guys made cat calls and said "look at this stud" to which my sister spun around and said "yes he is and we share him" in an attempt to embarrass me. Luckily it was to dark for them to see my face, and they were stunned into silence as we walked away.

[@audreym3908]

@@roybrewster4872 lol my sister would've killed me if I did that to her. Did the kid give his number to her?

[@roybrewster4872]

@@audreym3908 nope, they were both to shy. She could only get so mad at me, I did offer to drive them and paid for the movie.

[@audreym3908]

@@roybrewster4872 Aww, such a good big brother

[@Sunriru]

that last story made me smile. indeed a good story. would love to hear more like it. you are my favorite r/ narrator. thank you for all the work you put into these

[@MarioKaiba]

I ended up laughing through the last one because the names the OP used for his co-workers. All I could imagine while hearing it was Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street being the co-workers. Though it wasn't really a Pro Revenge, it was still funny.

[@nimatz3788]

Gotta hand it to Bert, guy was a tool but he had integrity for honoring the bet.

[@romanwithrow1463]

I laughed too hard at that second story

[@jeremystone5946]

Story 1: neighbors sound like a "fear thy neighbor" episode in the making. Story 2: normally im not a fan of people not getting hurt by revenge but in this case ill make an exception. I would love to see this for real.

[@jonathanestrada2807]

this was the most wholesome story ive ever heard

[@getbn6547]

Bert took it like a champ! That's a brilliant prank.

[@auburncrow4568]

"Full Elvis" - A term that should not have, could not have, and yet...does exist.

[@tnick123]

Hey the fact that he was told and laughed it off shows hes a bro

[@Badbirdie]

This is like the fifth or sixth time ive heard the tow truck story in a month, I swear he keeps repeating that one

[@peterjf7723]

I have heard that one on other similar channels at least twice recently.

[@MrBizteck]

I heard it before ... thing is fluff is the only channel Im subbed to. Perhaps I clicked on it in a random video

[@dapenn3164]

BUT...IT IS A GOOD STORY

[@moody9287]

These stories are all starting to get recycled.

[@peterjf7723]

Yes, both stories have been on another channel quite recently.

[@ryanranga8484]

The first story has been read 2 or 3 times before this

[@4b0d3]

starting?

[@KissaMeAssa]

The last story had me rolling!! 😂😂

[@zero00044]

I live in an apartment and my dog barks at all hours too. She is however only 6 weeks old and we are working on it. She likes to talk back when told no lol. Luckily my neighbors are nice and say it doesn't bother them. Still hate when she acts up and barks at 3am when I take her out on our back patio to go potty. (Ground floor with fake grass mat to keep the cement clean) she likes to try and plat with everything, including dead leaves that she eventually tries to swallow and then gags on. She is a handful but its definitely worth the work. Love my little fuzz butt lol

[@des_18]

Just a tip. I use it on my dog when we go in public (he has little man syndrome). There is a collar on Amazon "petsafe spray bark collar". It sprays citronella when they bark. It wont hurt them just deter them from doing it.

[@zero00044]

@@des_18 she doesn't bark often. Mostly when it's time to take her out of the kennel to go potty and she wants to play. She barks at my feet while trying to grab them lol. Normally it's just some whining for attention. Once she can get her last set of shots, I can take her outside to play and let her use up all that energy. She is a border collie/lab that's cooped up in the apartment and kennel every day so she just needs to get out an run. Still has about another month before she can though.

[@endeyfire]

i uhhh... darkfluff i may have a addiction to your videos.

[@luciavaughn3793]

😒 😏

[@endeyfire]

@@luciavaughn3793 shhhh dont tell anyone.

[@luciavaughn3793]

@@endeyfire 😘 On it, my friend.

[@SceneKid90210]

With that last story, Bert knew OP had a girlfriend but didn’t try to stop him from hitting on (seemingly) random women and cheating on her?

[@cosmicfishnyx8132]

Just what I was thinking

[@tankedwarthog6424]

In that first story O.P. did the right thing and did it completely legally

[@neilusdin2389]

That last one was sheer BRILLIANCE! I'm dying here!

[@heatherholzhaus7013]

Anyone else think the dark fluff bubble at the end looks like fluffy wearing a space helmet?

[@Loki-and-Thor]

2am Darkfluff!

[@Lachesi]

The first story is one of the most satisfying on this channel

[@AkoMeiChan]

It's a pity that for what I've seen reddit doesn't have a /mutualjokes subreddit... because Bert, Ernie & OP story really deserved to be there. It might started as a /prorevenge, but Bernie's response at the end clearly shows he can take it good (and he could play back a joke on his friends even bigger as OP's story). Sorry if some of this doesn't make much sense. English is not my native language.

[@8shaqu14]

Love the last story! They are like Brothers!

[@talanbaggett7449]

you know I've listened to a lot of reddit stuff and by far this is the best so keep going strong Fluff

[@jinxsomber2728]

Just got the notification and I got super excited for a new story

[@shannonp1656]

I have to wonder what people are thinking when they turn off the music and lights when there is a knock on the door. Do they think the visitor will think no one is home?

[@PanduPoluan]

The Tow Truck Troop truly had a great night, so much commission 😄

[@csabakerese4192]

The second story: Bert is a good guy, he just need to get off the high horse. Well done to all parties involved! Not so usuall but, good workplace prank. OP gets a thumbs up for telling Bert the truth, Bert gets at least 3 tumbs up for pushing through with the wager he took. Nicest and bestest stories of all time. :)

[@Josh_the_jester]

12:19 oh this is delicious, publicly humiliating a coworker with a big head

[@austindennis5375]

hey Mr. Fluff Ive been skiing but I'm back now

[@ade1944]

Downhill or cross country?

[@austindennis5375]

@@ade1944 a little of this a little of that. But I do love cross country more tbh

[@ade1944]

Huh that’s intresting I used too do cross country then I switched

[@austindennis5375]

@@ade1944 Yeah it's fun! especially when the snow is suppperrrr fluffy. It's hard to get back up tho and I nose dived into the snow a lot when I started lol. also I went on a black diamond on accident the other day bc i was skiing through the unofficial trails in the thick woods and it let out on a black diamond and my life flashed before my eyes! It was fun though.

[@ade1944]

@@austindennis5375 oh I love the black diamonds but I love the woods trails even more and also about 2 weeks ago in Vermont we got three feet of super fluffy snow. It was awesome

[@yudhadwiprabowo]

This is the healthiest revenge. Lol

[@KILM011]

Yesssss thank god you uploaded

[@Lonely_Taco]

Tbh I’m just wait for the whole day for your video to pop up in my notifications

[@PanduPoluan]

Last story was SO wholesome 😄

[@lapis5001]

I need more stories like bert

[@MissMausoleum]

Well... That tow truck company made some decent money😂 op, her hubby and their friends are my hero😌

[@Sig320]

They should have asked the tow company if they can have a finders fee. For 15 cars I am sure they would give them a few dollars for them. $250x15=$3,750 in just a hour

[@lorivaldez4839]

Hey DarkFluff! I hope you’re doing great so far ^^ Keep up the great work like always!

[@tracygardner6318]

I love the towing of all the cars

[@badandy102]

I imagine the tow truck drivers lined up and when the call came in it was like 2 fast 2 furious when the cars came out of the warehouse with someone yelling "Go Go GO"

[@gillifish]

I just want the beer background man 🥺

[@jdcrowell8596]

Guys gf is a strait up savage lol

[@casekocsk]

The last story needs wholesome-revenge category.

[@barrycomer5835]

Add this - for every day they don't get their cars, that's storage fee on top. Barry.

[@drueby]

I LOVE these stories! Omigosh!

[@SatoshiKenji]

Not sure if anyone notice the Sesame Street reference.....

[@rickduncan362]

Bert and Ernie was a great story.

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

I imagined that OP in the Bert and Ernie one was Grover. This is what happens when you grow up on Sesame Street.

[@maxnitsch4776]

Last one sounds more like "bro"revenge

[@flordeamapolita]

Hey fluffalicious! I enjoy all the stories. The Dr. Fluff thing was 😄

[@ghostface1529]

Didn't he already cover the first story in a past episode

[@ghostface1529]

@@rachel-in-the-208 I mean I swear in a different pro revenge story he did that one I swear I watched it yesterday

[@cutie12598]

I love getting to these videos before an hour has passed

[@jennbrewster3912]

Why is it so hard for people to be good neighbors? I'm not saying hang out with your them & become best friends just not being a douche bag! Smile & wave when you see each other, NOT act entitled or bossy ect! It doesn't cost anything to be kind & the returns are priceless!

[@cometxp]

Wohooo! A pro revenge story on my birthday? Thanks Mr DarkFluff

[@nataliiatarsis711]

Cutting old lady's roses😤😡🤬 you've crossed the line..

[@janeysiegrist5061]

That second story was awesome

[@Josh_the_jester]

6:20 you know the phrase and so you I "hippaty hoppaty, got the hell of my property"

[@PrettyBoyWynn]

The thing about the German Shepard is true, I got bit by one when I was ten a couple days before we moved cross country. 10 years later the same dog broke into my house and shot me in the face

[@croach2194]

Love the background picture.

[@ThatNathDude]

The revenge videos are the best

[@SilveryBlue1010]

7:29 Idk why but that accent(?) always make me laugh 😂😂😂

[@jbird167]

I wish I was at that meeting, think he ended it with Elvis' famous "Thank you, thank you very much"?

[@erichanastacio9695]

Bert's revenge... Is to make the other two in Marilyn Monroe's outfit.

[@ridezosmon2306]

Excellent Pro Revenge, period. Almost movie like.

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

thanks

[@Radix.Strategy]

Yes, and we love you too.

[@rednecktrucks1811]

The guy in the last story is a great drinking buddy

[@Cloverleaf...tounge]

6:19 oof level - 9999999...

[@AlcremieSwirls]

Damn, where can I get my own Bert? 😒

[@claireadams6214]

Elvis has entered the building !!!

[@shomarimonroe150]

Awesome video

[@VidimusWolf]

Wow five cars for a single family is insane, I bet that stupid family is insanely in debt

[@Pokeminator]

So Bert knew OP had a girlfriend, and he was okay with him cheating on her with two girls (from his pov)?

[@hellfiregaming1241]

I needed this I just got on break as well XD

[@debbys-abqnm4537]

I had to check the date of this posting: Jan 8, 2021 and today is Jan 10. The first story is a real classic as every channel has run some version very close to it. After the first few sentences, I knew how it would end some six minutes later (the point I skipped ahead to). Story #2 I had also heard before. Oh, well. 🥱🥱🥱 Usually DF is okay; everyone scrues up some days...

[@Project24.]

no views 3 likes doing good dude doin good

[@kar5750]

Hi

[@danielbrant4389]

Bert a d Ernie, hilarious, he punked him not revenge.

[@joebove4]

Raise your hands if you not only imagined Bert and Ernie as their Muppet namesakes, but you assigned OP, his girlfriend, and their other friend as Sesame Street Muppets too. In my head, OP is The Count, girlfriend is Prairie Dawn, and friend is Rosita.

[@ilaughatfunnyshit3482]

Bert gets gold!!!

[@donnarupert4926]

Hi 🙋🏽‍♀️💕Dark Fluff

[@turkperry4910]

One night my wife and I and her best friend are at a bar. We are a few rounds in when she goes to get another round for us. She comes back with a downcast look on her face. I say "What is the matter"? She tells me A guy just approached her and he wanted to see her with another girl. I quickly tell her to go back and say "I've thought it over and I will agree to let you watch me with another girl if you let me see you with another guy". She goes back over and her friend and I are keeping our eyes on his expression. We see her begin her conversation with the guy and he gets this huge grin on his face. Just as quickly he gets the big grin his face sags in horror. Then all of a sudden he gets the big grin on his face again. Her friend and I look at each other with confusion. They soon come to the table and my wife asks me if I have cards in the car. I nod my head and she asks me to get them. I go and get them and she then starts playing cards with her friend. I then realize what she is doing. The guy then says "Aren't you going to be together"? I look at him and say "They are together. I'm pretty sure you didn't specify how you wanted them together". The guy walks away frustrated. She asks me "How did you know what I was doing"? I answer "Are you kidding? We are two peas in a pod, we think alike".

[@Internet_No_Body]

İf you’re reading this... *You exist.*

[@hartantoanggoro]

haha nice

[@okie-kan9240]

You can not block someone's drive way.

[@naominagler7290]

Hello our wonderful, beautiful content creator.

[@kirov33cp]

Heya, Fluff!!