r/Prorevenge "Sir, Move Your Car" "MAKE ME!" Funny Reddit Posts

r/Prorevenge shows what happens when a moron thinks it's safe to park his car on train tracks, and then mock the train conductor. Well, turns out that in the battle of train vs car, train wins EVERY time! Who didn't see that one coming? The train conductor absolutely DEMOLISHED this guy's truck and got away with it because (surprise surprise) it's illegal to park your car on train tracks! It's more than illegal... It's just plain stupid! Enjoy this ridiculous story of revenge from Reddit's r/prorevenge!
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[@rSlash]

🛑 WAIT! 🛑 Before you watch the video, vote here! Who wins in a fight: A jerk's truck OR a prorevenge train? Find out if you're right in the video

[@Patrick-fl7rp]

Car

[@karimeladawy9036]

Or

[@Thomas-bu2ny]

Bicycle!

[@type9622]

Me

[@justtoby.5155]

"Train-"

[@realrenegat3845]

Me: move your car Guy: no *Thomas the tank engine theme intensifies*

[@milster08]

The real Shady DO DO DO DO, DO DO, DO. DO, DO DO. DO DO DO DO DO, DODODODODODODO...

[@shyferret9924]

The real Shady i love you

[@StarGirl-zs4fe]

GIVE THIS MAN A TROPHY

[@squishyturtle4567]

@@StarGirl-zs4fe please do

[@420mralucard]

The Fat Conductor laughed.

[@GothicGamer2012]

Idiot: I'm so good at parking! Trainguy: Please move your truck, it's in the way. Idiot: lol no make me. Trainguy: Ok. *Train noises intensify*

[@XarnesGaming]

Idiot: *sees his truck destroyed* Idiot: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@bolikde9389]

The Pro revenge Train has no breaks.

[@ashleywan2617]

Blaring Thomas the Tank Engine music intensifies

[@GothicGamer2012]

@@ashleywan2617 I just cried imagining that. 😂

[@DonPatrono]

*Thomas the Tank Engine theme intensifies* CHOO CHOO MUDHAFUCCA

[@kt27066]

“She didn’t pay for it so it isn’t hers!” YOU DIDN’T EITHER LADY!

[@SuperDrobny]

Well that story has gypsy written all over it

[@aaronself2411]

@@SuperDrobny I assume you're from Europe? Not many American's would jump to that (probably correct) conclusion.

[@katscagurangan585]

If she said that to me, i probably would’ve said “so, you’re saying that anything that your parents bought you in your childhood wasn’t yours”

[@SuperDrobny]

@@aaronself2411 You are correct sir :)

[@aaronself2411]

@@SuperDrobny ah ha! I'm the smart American

[@NotSoCrafty713]

Wow, that last story was really, really relatable. I was in the exact same situation. My brother also has a girlfriend (now fiance) who has parents just like that. They even took their kid's money that they worked for if they had a job. For drugs and such, she told me. She even moved in with us after her parents kicked her out because she hid a gold necklace she got for her 18th birthday from her aunt in our safe. She knew her dad would come looking for it and try to sell if for money. Sure enough, one day she came home from school and her dad cornered her asking where the heck it was. He had gone through her room looking for it to pawn. She told him she put it in our safe because she knew he would try to steal it, and he was livid. he kicked her out, and even threw things at her. She came to live with us until she left for college on a scholarship. At first it was really hard for her, years and years of mental abuse like that really took it's toll on her. She would never ever ask for anything, and she felt horrible just eating dinner with us. She always felt like she was this huge problem to us. Eventually things started looking up for her and she has gotten more confident and sure of herself. We always told her she was a part of our family and now she believes it too. She still has a long way to go, and her parents still call sometimes and try to guilt trip her into giving them money, (She has a stable job on her campus, and is looking great financially) but she is the happiest she's ever been. I'm so happy my family was able to get her out of that toxic house, and I do hope that someday her parents become worthy of calling themselves mom and dad. I wish the best upon her other 6 siblings. Yeah, her parents are also choosingbeggers. But anyway, everything is great now, it was about two years ago now. And I'm even one of her bridesmaids. It's great.

[@richardpike8748]

Congratulations!

[@sofyarsadiwaachyar1773]

I'm sorry to say that her parents are unlikely to be able become worthy parents

[@jennifer__e]

i admire that girl that got out of her abusive household. i can’t imagine having parents like that, it sounds like hell. and op’s family was so welcoming of her as well. so heartwarming :’)

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Truck Driver: I won’t move my truck Train Driver: *(Thomas The Tank Engine theme intensifies) CHOO-CHOO, MOTHERTRUCKER!*

[@ashnandy7363]

This comment got demonetized

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Ash games I’m 99% sure I’m getting wooosh’d, but I said Trucker, not the other word...

[@ashnandy7363]

@@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 r/woooosh

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Ash games I knew it!

[@1ial691]

a wonderful moment that shows the abuse of DEMONITATION.

[@lucarudloff687]

I'm german and i actually LOVE how you pronounced these words😂

[@eliasernst8710]

Ich auch (me too)

[@SpaceFH]

I m polish guy learning german language and watching only english videos

[@xenowarsgames3806]

He did butcher them, but it is silly.

[@kellypickle1798]

I'm not from Germany, but I'm in my fourth year of taking the language and I'm dying at the way the words were butchered 😂

[@nuttoe]

Exactly what im saying😂 Ich bin auch deutsch!

[@tripper2004]

train driver: move your car guy: no *Thomas had never seen such bs before*

[@catastropheintended88]

it was time for Thomas to crash, he had seen Bertie

[@toon4419]

"Can you move your car?" "I don't know,caaaaaannnn I?" . . . . . . . "Yes you can,just wanted your permission."

[@Roamingfirebat]

Taco Pancake XD.

[@comajuice]

Ngl dude that makes no sense He said you, not I

[@toon4419]

@@comajuice Hecccc-I forgot!Fixing it!Sorry!

[@lt.pizzabox6712]

@@comajuice right on

[@comajuice]

@@toon4419 lmao it had me confused at first

[@dorkfish1275]

That's how every entitled person story should end: "and then the train hit them"

[@misternoodle7870]

agreed

[@henryrodgers7386]

Mister Noodle and the Dorkfish, together, at last... There's also an Entitled Person line in an old country song I heard once: " AAAAANNND I hit him with a brick! "

[@katyabrooks293]

“Don’t bring a truck to a train fight.” -Katya (Me)

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Truer words were never spoken

[@semi_demi_god]

Haven't u played gta 5

[@yanfang1975]

Can i bring a tank?

[@Kassieq]

Ill bring a millitary planr

[@Mrwolfboy5434]

This is so funny I had to set it as my background

[@LilBowPink]

I would have come back and painted her lawn “orange-ish” and said, okay it’s just like you wanted! It took me another 2 hours though so...

[@marashah.ibrahim]

R slash: says "hell" KZbin : Demonetise that B*tc#

[@FlamieDoc]

@@Logun2549 don't say that

[@ezroid7791]

@@Logun2549 *gasp* OOOOOOOOOOOOOO you said a bad word in tewlling

[@markusgrant6893]

Bitch is a female dog

[@lolphie8493]

@@markusgrant6893 rslash is a female dog confirmed?

[@lex610]

@@lolphie8493 now all the comments make no sense couse I changed the comment

[@pantysmasher]

Child support in germany normally only lasts until the age of 18 except the child is studying or doing some kind of apprenticeship. In that case it lasts till the kid has finished their study or reach the age of 25

[@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389]

Well more realistic said it goes to 25, except you started to do a full time job at the age of 18. Because let's be honest. Job market in a lot of industry is a mess and without a bachelor you're fcked Friend of mine in the IT brance found an apprenticeship description of 5 years practical expierience with a programming langueage that just exists since 3 years or so. This summs up basically the whole situation in IT and elektronic enineering brance here... So yea... You'll study in most cses when you go there and get it till age of 25 and I'm sure that's not the only field of work

[@TheLastDigitalDragon]

Not gonna lie, everyone I know got their Kindergeld until they were 25. Not because we are all lazy but because getting a job in this enviroment which isn't 100 basis? unrealistic.

[@carpetclimber4027]

So companies in Germany keep young slaves, that the tax payers have to pay for, for many years? Sounds fair. No wonder German companies get such nice profits.

[@TheLastDigitalDragon]

@@carpetclimber4027 i mean. free healthcare no matter what, the state pays for you flat etc. wouldn't call that a slave

[@mshevy9829]

@@carpetclimber4027 What exactly are you refering to? I was born and raised in germany and I have 0 idea what you are talking about. Edit: If you are refering to Kindergeld then no, you get the money no matter what when ur studying, this means you do not have to work to get the money. You can also request Bafög where u usually have to pay back half of the money you were given by the state over a couple of years after you finished your study and found a job. Germany dosnt keep "young slaves" and you really shouldnt write such bullshit conclusions without even saying the premises.

[@rebelhawk4206]

The story about the job: I worked for a resturant as a bus boy, waiter and dish washer. I had only worked there for maybe 2 weeks and I was told by a friend to completely ignore the kid that was sitting at table 1. I asked why and he told me that the kid was the managers son an he get to do whatever he wants when he's there except for when the owner stops by then he acts like an angel. The entire week while the kid was there I was doing the dishes. Well during that week I would take my break sitting in my truck to listen to the radio an smoke my cigar. The kid comes outside and walks towards my truck looking like he was gonna sit in my truck. I watched as he reached for the door handle so I locked it. He yells at me like I'm preventing him from getting into his own car. I told the kid: 1 I don't like you and 2 I don't know you so you can't just get into my truck. He walked away an soon my break was over so I went back to work. I didn't have any other issues with the kid for the rest of the day till that next morning. He came into work with makeup on his eyes making it look like he had to black eyes and tried to say I punched him before work and that he wanted me to be fired. I told his mom and dad that if I supposedly punched him for them to call the police. Which they did call the cops an when they got there I told the officer that I didn't touch the kid and that they need to wipe the makeup off the kids face because it looks like crap. He asked if it was makeup an he said no it isn't. The officer walked up to the kid and could smell the makeup coming from his face. Now with all of this going on none of us knew that the owner was in the office watching and listening to the hole thing. The manager told the officers that it wasn't makeup claiming that I slugged her son for no reason. The cop walked into the kitchen and grabbed a brand new rag, got it wet and walked up to the kid to wipe the makeup off and the kid started to back away from the cop trying to protect his ruse. Well the cop reached out an grabbed the kid an wiped his left eye and sure enough it was makeup. The cop said that he was going to charge the mom, dad an kid for making fraudulent claims wasting tax payer money. By this time owner walks out scaring me because he walked out from behind me and told the cop that he could add Tresspassing aswell. He fired the mother right there on the spot and banned them from returning.

[@woofplays]

You should post that on reddit if you haven't already. r/pettyrevenge maybe?

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

@@woofplays, that was not revenge... That was karma! Ain’t karma a b-word?

[@twiceshy9773]

lol the kid pulled an Amber Turd!! cos makeup also cures swelling doncha know😂😂😂

[@nielssie6697]

I WANT MY GRASS ORANGE no problem do you have a lighter?

[@SpaceFH]

...but if you fire grass it orange for like 1 hour then it change to black...

[@trent800]

Donald trump grass

[@lingoat.]

Trent 🤦‍♂️

[@JHNielson4851]

Sounds like a job for Round-Up!

[@deeznuts7054]

(Pours gas onto lawn and gets a lighter and lights the gas) me: is that better? You you little crap? Now give me my money.

[@CommanderBroShep]

Who would win? A 4 wheeled vehicle capable of driving any terrain? One choo-choo boi?

[@Roamingfirebat]

A-New-Recipeh truck < train < a train built to destroy cars that belong to idiots < creative revenge.

[@b.b.holmes8255]

Choo-choo boi

[@hunterb6498]

C H O O C H O O

[@tygerion4404]

"any terrain", eh? Let's see if the entitled jerk's truck can drive on water. 😈

[@connor8181]

A-New-Recipeh one choo-Choo boi

[@hmhm9857]

We all know how the real star is..... The railroad tracks itself.

[@LyehtOfficial]

yeh

[@KuDastardly]

She got _"Harry Pottered"_ when she was a lil girl.

[@fadisuleiman7197]

Did she become a wizard tho?

[@KuDastardly]

@@fadisuleiman7197 Good question, bro. 🤔

[@malak.3853]

Taunting Pigeon *petunia evans*

[@MichaelOrtega]

Yes I’m first and just like many, I have become addicted to rSlash

[@TheChosenMoose01]

Don't worry. It's a good addiction

[@haakki332]

Me too

[@guardianboreal1432]

You're amongst good people my dude.

[@yoavweiss8779]

You millennials are the worst you get addicted to everything now give me all your money because you just wasted my time!

[@ignitedmoviesandtelevision799]

Michael Ortega you won't be the last

[@Niskiss]

Should've been the title: "I DON'T WANT GREEN GRASS"

[@tinyme2139]

Well, the grass is always greener at the opposite site of the road !

[@SH-qs7ee]

If it was me, I'd just put all the weeds back into the garden, then charge triple, up front.

[@memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150]

As a german...its cute to her you say "Wohnungsgeld". I am not sure but I think you get child support money until you are 24 here in Germany.

[@helloweener2007]

@KZbin Algorithm No. You get it until you turn 18. You can get it over 18 if you are a student in a university, an apprentince, doing a FSJ or JÖJ. The maximum age is when you turn 25. But you can get it longer when the time is interrupted by service for the country. So I did military service for 10 months and I got the 10 months on top when I was a student.

[@seanthiar]

No, you get it until you finished your first job training, but max until you get 26yo. But when you get 18yo just must provide the government with your bank account because it is unlawful to pay it to your guardian after that day. If you go to school and study you get it until you get the degree or get 26yo. If you train for a job (apprentice, vocational training etc.) you get it until you get your journeymans certificate, but if you study without pause after that in the same area state child support continues. For example have an apprenticeship as a toolmaker and after that study to be a mechanical engineer. Or train as a nurse and study to be a medical doctor. A pause is allowed if it's required because of the date semester starts or something like that and you can work in that time without loosing the child support. Same rules are for child support after a divorce. If you work longer than a year without training for a job and earn your own money you loose every right to child support. Same when your pause is longer than a year.

[@xoticplayz242]

I'm moving to Germany

[@bimlauyomashitobi421]

Ep: “I’m not going to pay you for my lawncare, you messed up!!!” Op: **buys ten pound bag of salt and salts her lawn**

[@potaterjim]

"I want my lawn to have fall colors!" "I'll get back to you in September."

[@MaxSnowDude]

It’s “voe’nungs’geld” Literally translated: living space (house) money

[@MikeMiau]

Ich habe schon überlegt wie man das in Lautsprache schreiben kann xD

[@sophieceleste4771]

Oh jetzt kann ich meinen Kommentar wieder löschen, deiner ist besser und verständlicher. Aber es klang bei ihm doch wirklich als wolle er was beim Chinesen bestellen xD

[@ixam7190]

Haha wie er es ausgesprochen hatte xD

[@MaxSnowDude]

Ja hier in America gebt es kein Wohnungsgeld😢

[@sophieceleste4771]

@@MaxSnowDude ach man :

[@viewer8636]

“Move your car” “No” “You dare oppose me mortal?”

[@rechtech6973]

Darn, I really thought that the bartender would win the fight between the train and truck

[@Nerobyrne]

"I worked 80 hours a week!" Me, a German: "Wait that's illegal!" Also I can tell you it's pronouned "vohnung". It means something like "flat" or "apartment".

[@alicedubois1348]

It is illegal in Canada too. I am seriously wondering where this woman was from.

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

Probably America, if I know anything about anything.

[@memori02]

@@LizLuvsCupcakes Yeah, it's America, it's not illegal there

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

Paradox The Pro "America: even if we don't work you to death, we're sure gonna try!"

[@T-Girl]

take the oh as oo

[@Black_Briar_Rose]

Wohngeld [Von-geld] Wohnungsgeld [Von-uhngs-geld] Not german, just taking classes.

[@holtzibaka7783]

Thats pretty accurate :D

[@youssefayad6411]

yeah im taking classes too and im happy i got it right :D Thanks for assuring me that im right , Cheers

[@Too-Lazy-For-Good-Name]

Das ist gut, ja.

[@christinam.8032]

I'm German but don't speak it that well..... whoops

[@ccitizenn]

Spreche sie deutsch?

[@WeDwellinaFiefdom]

All you had to do was park away from the train, CJ!

[@loveskngm31hstsdaily1]

I get it

[@derpzilla3302]

Train: move your car Jerk: make me Jerk: why do I hear boss music

[@dagmitchell7580]

NUMBER 1: SCHEREV GUSTAV

[@loveskngm31hstsdaily1]

@@dagmitchell7580 NUMBER 1 MAX: ICONIC ARMS S2 INTRO

[@samuelding7854]

**

[@samuelding7854]

* *

[@ALPHACIPHER]

Train driver: Bro, move the truck Truck Fool: Nein! Train driver: Ok. *EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES. DANK EXPRESS STARTS DRIFTING.*

[@gustavbreitbartnielsenasf1124]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6XYd4asZ8d_l5o

[@W3lle]

I live in a suburban area, and we don’t have a lawn competition, but if we did I know exactly who would win. I live next to a retired gay couple who use all their time working on their yard. Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

[@Nick_____________]

Max Fields that’s pretty fucking gay

[@catswillruletheworld]

Never underestimate the lawn of a retired couple

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

@@catswillruletheworld I have a Better Homes & Gardens house across the street from me. The retired couple must spend 50 hours a week n their yard. It's beautiful, and I love it but I also hate it because it makes my yard look like crap and I don't have time to work on mine lmao

[@Th3Bishop3]

Same, my neighbours would win by a landslide, I live in a Aussie brush/forest area, but my neighbours literally have their yard turned into a fucking jungle, no joke it took the woman's parents and then to make it possible, the woman's parents started at 30, when she was born, and the neighbours are now 60, nearly a century of work turned 10 acres of semi arid Aussie forest to the masterpiece they have, ponds surrounding by giant canopy trees, actually their house and the open partially open space behind their house is all that it not in any shade, the other 80 percent is completely covered and 20 it lightly covered with rather big patches beaming through the treetop.

[@Cam275YT]

@@109zarkov Gottem

[@sapprine4534]

"*tHe GRasS iS ThE wROng CoLOr*"

[@gamesquid427]

Spelled two different ways mate

[@Mcha_1]

Honestly, I don't know which colour and color is supposed to be used in sentences

[@qazxsw21000]

Matthew Cha colour is the British spelling. Literally the only difference. It’s like gray/grey, except idk which one is the American spelling lmao. I use whichever one pops in my head first

[@xdoorx]

tHe gRaSs sHoULd bE pUrPLe

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@qazxsw21000 Gray is the American one, even tho grey is how most people say it.. Even as an American, American English (No idea if there's a name for that) is _weird_

[@NoelleSaysHey]

"In a battle of truck versus train the train will always win" *Glances over at cybertruck*

[@khairanwar4246]

but train vs hancook...hancook win by default

[@tisntmerealname8824]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4O2foRonbetqZY Train is way overkill, Tesla is trash

[@realulli]

Nope, sorry. To win against a train, you need to bring a large ship. Anything else will be a draw at best.

[@camdenprime5430]

What about a tank against a train, that would be interesting.

[@camdenprime5430]

And by tank, I mean a military grade amour tank.

[@adoggo4955]

My dad Always said: If its bigger than you, its dummer than you. Let it pass, truck, train, cyclists, cars etc.

[@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389]

Yup, das a rider of a beautiful motorcycle I agree. That's one of the lessons you get first. Combined with "expect everybody wants to kill you"

[@CblaGaming]

im his dad i told him this in 1742

[@CblaGaming]

DenChrisi im not funny

[@adoggo4955]

@@CblaGaming m8..... im 14

[@CblaGaming]

no you born on leap day in 1742 and now your 14 dont be lyinng online, son.

[@DreamieMomo]

For the last story, I'm really happy the girl got out of that situation and that her nasty parents are forced to pay her the money they owe, but I'm also concerned about her brother. He's unfortunately still in that situation so I hope he can get out and get a better life as well. :/

[@soviettoaster_9323]

Entitled person AND pro revenge? IN THE SAME VIDEO? Christmas came early.

[@technicallydifficulties7094]

"I want my lawn orange!" "Got a lighter?"

[@lexalford358]

Insert Name I would probably go see if they had any cheap paint. Of course it would kill the grass but it would be a holiday color.

[@crimsontsunami9165]

Technically Difficulties This made me laugh way harder than it probably should have.

[@seanthiar]

then it's black.... Need roundup or something like that

[@rsfeint4048]

Usually child Support is given till the completion of the 18th year. BUT if you're in education/college/university or studying it can go up to the completion of the 25th year if you dont have part/fulltime job. Thank you for your content. Much love from Germany xx

[@TigerKirby215]

I'm really sorry for the girl in the last story and am happy that she found a supportive boyfriend and a family that accepts her as one of their own. That was definetly a family that needed some just deserts in their life. Why would you give birth to someone and not want to give them everything you didn't recieve when you were a kid? Seriously some awful people who shouldn't have had children.

[@wta1518]

Orange grass isn’t necessarily dead, in California, most of the grass turns a gold/yellow/orange, but is green once winter comes around again.

[@omarabdelkadereldarir7458]

Wohngeld is pronounced 'voangeld' and Wohnungsgeld is pronounced 'voanoongzgeld'

[@hyperion4239]

Yes but its true, Im a little bit of a german myself

[@angelinakindig8347]

@@hyperion4239 A little bit of a german... Was zur?

[@hyperion4239]

Little Lemon dont you know the meme?

[@angelinakindig8347]

@@hyperion4239 I dont think so...

[@angelinakindig8347]

The Spiderman Thing?

[@itachiswill5263]

"Isn't orange grass dead grass?" Yes. Yes it is.

[@RITD_Vortex]

*rSlash says something like hell* KZbin Demonization Person: „I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career!“

[@dolphindrawings9331]

its a bot

[@massimomeluziis5350]

RITD Blackout not to be rude but it should say I’m about to demonetize this mans Channel

[@Kaydle]

Robots do it

[@thatguyyousawatwalmart3846]

Train guy: move your car Idiot: Lol Make me 🤣 Train guy: Okay Thomas the tank engine theme intensifies YOU DARE APPOSE ME MORTAL

[@cameronsworld9]

Unoriginal..

[@cking4869]

If someone says “Make me” and the response is “lol, ok” it’s time to back off

[@MK-13337]

I would have went to the hardware store and bought some bright orange paint, a paint sprayer and just painted the lawn orange and then asked for material costs as well

[@Roamingfirebat]

Matti Kauppinen I would have put together a flamethrower..... you know what go’s through my head now.

[@maxxiang8746]

a "rainbow herbicide" Only con is that its highly toxic

[@AnarchistMetalhead]

just salt the lawn

[@jornlos6785]

What's really cool is how her boyfriend and his family were willing to help her in so many ways.

[@yuffiefan7637]

German Viewer here, an OMG your pronunciation of Wohnungsgeld was soooo cute XD Love your Videos!

[@zackelfgurg2056]

So orgasmic is an okay word to say but hell isn't??? *confusion intensifies* 10/10 though

[@savsavergd7113]

Zackelf Gurg yeah it’s dumb hell is not even a swear word but orgasmic is more innapropriate

[@ludredgamer]

@@savsavergd7113 yeah I guess instead of hell he can say nether lol

[@vegas782]

@@savsavergd7113 ok listen kid if u say what the hell that's a cuss word if u say I dont want to go to hell it's not s cuss word

[@savsavergd7113]

Reformed hell is not a swear word both ways its just sorta rude

[@vegas782]

@@savsavergd7113 that's how ik ur a kid

[@majre9216]

Me: *comes home from school* KZbin: *r/Prorevenge...* Me: *clicks so fast my mouse broke*

[@darer13]

now demand that rshalsh compensates you for ur broken mouse because its his fault!

[@MelodiesFromTheStars]

Nicholas Rodriguez k

[@spyperneer7399]

@@MelodiesFromTheStars no

[@RikThunder33]

@@MelodiesFromTheStars Help me To clean up KZbin If you see a bad bad comment Make a screenshot of it And head it my way Over twitter or my Facebook fan page ~ - Jack

[@ianelrod5286]

Train guy: Sir, please move your truck. Guy: F**k off! Train guy: We'll see about that. (Thomas the Train music starts)

[@CATel_]

I have seen (and heard) many reddit reading channels, and you're my favourite by far! Your voice is just perfect for this!

[@jthreefingers8445]

I got to say, when I listen to these, you pick the ones were the closure is so satisfying. The new channels pick stories that are just alright. Keep going bud.

[@elijuh5679]

For you to pronounce: Wohngeld = [ˈvoːnɡɛlt] Wohnungsgeld = von-unx-geld I'm German ;)

[@AliceWCandy]

Ein Gleichgesinnter :D

[@calamity2383]

I’m half German on my mother’s side~

[@TheBlueEaglee]

I can't speak German, but since I'm Dutch I can pronounce most words correctly👌🏽

[@TheBlueEaglee]

@@Nikita_Akashya Ik ben Nederlands, ik leef in de suburbs van Den Haag. Hoe is het in een kindertehuis? Mijn vader heeft ook een laptop gehaald lol. Ik hoef mijn laptop niet te upgraden omdat ik een playstation heb gehaald door mijn baan. :D

[@Nikita_Akashya]

@@TheBlueEaglee I don't understand shit.

[@Markee]

How the Frick do EM's survive getting smacked up by trains like that???

[@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389]

@Ethan Johnson Exactly. EP was as always at the bar in the meantime

[@lethfuil]

Pronounce it without the "h" and make the "u" sound more like in "Uber" Also, Child support lasts until the child has finished the first "Lehre", so, getting a job title (~3 years) or university degree. Or when the child turns 26.

[@angelinakindig8347]

Gut erklärt. Ich wollte versuchen zu erklären, wie man die Wörter ausspricht aber ehrlich gesagt wüsste ich nicht wie.

[@donneraxt1981]

But the parents of the girl seem to be on hartz4 or just absolut as..... my opinion was that sie has to turn them in for child abuse i now some girls (wemen) that were in jail that mother would be on the bottom of foodchain behind bars. Her father none the les. Sorry for my bad english iam just a german Truckdriver and need hands and feet Wen speaking english 🤷‍♂️ Ja werde ich wohl bis sich mein Englisch verbessert hat 😓

[@lethfuil]

@@angelinakindig8347 Danke. ^^

[@lethfuil]

@@donneraxt1981 Sag's ruhig einfach auf deutsch. ;)

[@_fandomcatcrazy_823]

me: ok, here's your perfectly nice looking lawn. that'l be 20 bucks. EP: ew why is it green?!?! I WANTED ORANGE!!!!!! me: ok can I borrow a lighter and some lighter fluid please? your welcome.

[@bladewolfvii6383]

Don't worry about the butchering of german words. In my entire life I've so far only met one person from english background who hasn't butchered any of our weird words xD

[@xryeau_1760]

You didn't have to say "our weird words", I'm sure everyone would be able to tell you're German through your name alone XD Take this with a grain of salt ofc

[@bladewolfvii6383]

@@xryeau_1760I don't quite get the link between germany and my name ^^

[@xryeau_1760]

@@bladewolfvii6383 The way I see it: You being German and having the name "BladeWolf VII" is like a Canadian having the name "MooseLeaf 14".

[@bladewolfvii6383]

@@xryeau_1760 that's odd, but I respect it. honestly though the VII is only related to me being a huge fan of the seventh Final Fantasy title xD

[@Kinghakaka]

You are getting close to 1m subs keep it up!

[@hypixelexposed1998]

You are getting close to 2k king

[@ShayXDDROFL]

@@hypixelexposed1998 hes not getting to 2k with fortnite lmao

[@Roamingfirebat]

NotT you never know. If you want to make a video of fortnite just do it as long as you’re enjoying it better to do something you enjoy not hate.

[@Kinghakaka]

@@ShayXDDROFL time will tell, I got 1k back in the day with minecraft and since I started uploading fortnite I got another 500+ subs ^^

[@Kinghakaka]

@@Roamingfirebat exactly and I really enjoy the game ^^

[@amielmasip930]

Train: AHHHHH Car: Im About to die

[@bomba_____6391]

the 3 special ingredients to a perfect lawn: 1.Urine 2.Brake Cleaner 3.A lighter

[@raypitts4880]

boiling hot water that will go orange and them brown and dye.

[@ignitris]

As a German, I demand to speak your manager for butchering our nice words >.> I will get you fired for your bad German Skills. My Child can speak better german than you do, he has only good grades! No but seriously the pronounciation was a bit of but it was understandable.

[@ligmablocks9998]

Ja aber es war so cringe

[@dominikd621]

Wenn man bedenkt, dass die deutsche Sprache für nicht deutschsprachige Leute normalerweise eher schwer ist auszusprechen, war das schon ziemlich gut

[@Princess_of_cute]

Er hat das gut gemacht, ich hätte das wohl nicht so gut hinbekommen, wenn ich deutsch nicht könnte.

[@basrengangetch.2042]

Me: Is this your car? The a-hole:Yes Me: Can you move it so the train can pass? The a-hole: NO! Me: Okay *CHOO CHOO*

[@amelia4384]

Squatting Gopnik life of Boris?

[@amelia4384]

Mr. Clean I am gopnitsa of culture

[@janani1826]

Train made me think of a series of unfortunate events 😂

[@iClone101]

rSlash: Tell me how to pronounce German words Also rSlash: Never pronounces Patreon correctly

[@xdenricoudx]

Dead grass is usually a really light brown-ish. color so technically yeah ur kinda right about that

[@bluefoxy6478]

So, she wanted her to kill her grass?

[@xdenricoudx]

Yeeeaah..

[@seifabd4991]

Me: move your car. EP:no Me: hey i would like the train tracks and 3 train right there with seven private jets with missels and a tank.

[@Roamingfirebat]

RainZZ Z don’t forget the satellites with big guns in orbit. You gotta remember the nukes.

[@shiftsky2824]

never forget the black hole bomb

[@MelodiesFromTheStars]

Aye don't forget the big smoke

[@milster08]

Don’t forget the ULTRA HYPER OMEGA HEAT GUN 5,000,000 DEGREES+

[@spyperneer7399]

Don't forget rocket launcher.

[@akoll6138]

Train engineer: Hey can you move your car? Guy: Yeah sure I’ll do it eventually. TE: I need you to move it now. G: Why? Can’t you just drive around it? TE: Uhhh... *Looks at train*

[@AtotehZ]

13:50 The Studenka train crash is a good example that it can go really wrong both ways. A smaller truck was carrying aluminium sheets and stopped on train tracks, instead of just going through the barrier which they are designed for in case you get stuck on tracks. The train barreled through it and I think 7 people in the train got killed. Ofc the truck was totaled too, but depending on the cargo it can really create havoc.

[@andromedagalaxy6060]

What the flip I thought the train was on the road 😂👌

[@sophiahans931]

Wohnungsgeld... BAHAHAHAHAHA omg i almost died😂😂😂😂

[@Huntress400]

13:57 I would have added something about asking him if he'd ever played any of the GTA games, nothing stops those trains lol

[@screamoneo]

"I wanted my grass dead, you *redacted* i'm not *redacted*ing paying you!"

[@tomorrows_creation]

🎶Rose's are red🎶 🎶Revenge is sweet🎶 🔞DEMONETIZED🔞

[@pixel6173]

Aren't these kind of things supposed to rhyme or am I missing a joke?

[@thehiddenninja3428]

But I have ads on this vid

[@MrB0SS]

pixelking you’re missing the joke...

[@SharkfightersSH]

optimization: Roses are red Revenge is sweet Will this get demonitized? KZbin: Indeed

[@wheel4155]

FUUUCCC-

[@minecrafter0502]

Bruh I was playing Minecraft and right when you said “thunk” at 12:00 my axe broke

[@loveskngm31hstsdaily1]

R/minecrafticalrevenge is like HIPPITY HOPPITY your axe is not brokity

[@louie.4047]

train operator: tee hee, oops!

[@blackstone1a]

Truck Driver:**Parks Illegally** The Train: “Il Vento Doro, 3:45”

[@samuelpeterson3797]

If a heavy train weighs 18000 tons and can travel up to 150 kmt then there are 2.74 billion jules behind that train 😱

[@ScientistCat]

that's a lot of Jules Ceasars

[@jackbrown5499]

truck = gone

[@danielarts37]

@@ScientistCat maybe we should all look for those Jules Ceasar's when ever we're on a train. I know I'm gonna look for ancient Roman emperors now.

[@Scorpion-414]

I demand more pay, Automatically clicking the like button on every video is tiring. - Bot 134421

[@krystynapustelnik7889]

I agree -Bot 145432

[@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389]

I want permanent payed vacation - Bot 000001 Yea that's right, I'm 000001, bi*c#. So I deserve it just because of that.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Oh shit, the bots are going Skynet. Quick, we need to go Space Odyssey.

[@JamieBack69]

I agree Bot 6969696969696969

[@chow42]

Same Bot42069

[@hedakehartendorp1887]

OP:move your car Guy:no Train:im going to end this man's truck whole career

[@philcluesy6769]

I rewatched the 'Wohnungsgeld' part so often dude, thanks for making me laugh

[@aranciata1723]

"After that, my life became a living h e c k" This censorship is getting out of hand.

[@samuelding7854]

Yeah

[@samuelding7854]

Alternative: After that, my life became a living *raspberry noise*

[@halfturkey]

Is KZbin that bad that he had to sensor hell? Really KZbin has to get their shit together also love your channel

[@samuelding7854]

KZbin: *Demonitized*

[@reesmurdock8317]

Nooooo!!!! You can't just ram my car!!!! Ha Ha, train go honk.

[@hunterlovejoy958]

Imagine if the car was a smartcar

[@enderdavid_hdde348]

17:05 thats so strange to hear a german word from a english voice🤣🤣🤣 PS: you speak very well german😉... Just speak the O and H a little longer

[@asmylia9880]

He doesn't speak german well at all. Don't make him wrong hopes. Yes, it's in some way or another amusing/cute/whatever the way he pronounce the german words, but it's not even remotely close to being even decent.

[@tempt5806]

Hey I'm just new to this channel and I knew from only 1 video I love this story s

[@iamnoona5425]

"The grass is green" 🤣🤣🤣

[@acrobaticjesus6416]

The thumbnails to your videos are freaking hilarious

[@MsNoPixel]

I’ve honestly never clicked on videos as fast as I do yours, Thankyou for the content rSlash! 💕👊🏻

[@M3rVsT4H]

Do you even clutch tho?

[@MsNoPixel]

Merv I do... hence the name. I’m a professional gamer.

[@M3rVsT4H]

@@MsNoPixel Oh hey that's cool. I do a bit of turtle rescue, but I couldn't think of a cool name that went with that. :/

[@MsNoPixel]

Merv gotcha gotcha, that’s still cool tho! Back in the day I had a different gamer tag but I always used to clutch when it came to 1v6 rounds in search & destroy, everyone used to go nuts everytime I’d clutch cause I was a girl & would start screaming “clutch! She clutched it! She clutched!” So I decided to run with it & it’s now been my gametag for like 6yrs, it’s also my go to name for any websites etc. that ask you for a username/nickname.

[@MsNoPixel]

Merv I was tryna think of a cool name for ya regarding rescuing turtles but there’s no T word synonyms for rescuing/saving so what about something like SavingSnappers? Literally the only catchy name I could think of, not really any good synonyms for rescuing, saving & turtles that go good together/sound good together so kinda a tough one.

[@sirbootybob4194]

I removed what I wrote previously so you won't know why this has so many likes

[@cursedfate838]

Here, have your 8th ^-^

[@Cam275YT]

r/TerrariaShitposting

[@lionelk.y7233]

@@Cam275YT The train horn was the boss roar

[@nuftuf5659]

I’ve seen chippy gamings terraria memes and one of the videos had the theme of this meme I also play terraria

[@djaydeved]

*song of the dragon born intensifies*

[@timherrmann1970]

18:18 to answer your question, child support in Germany is normally granted till your 26th Birthday. If you are still at studying in some form and don’t have a degree

[@pokeface6675]

at the end: child support here lasts until the child turns 18

[@tofaa3668]

i need a good pc so if rslash would buy me a 7k dollar pc i would record a video i have 22 SUBSCRIBERS SO BIG SHOUTOUTS THANK YOU

[@maltheIDM]

Scam, you actually have 24 subs. Fucking choosing liars if you asked me

[@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389]

And if you don't sell this pc to me for 10 bucks and then expect me to get it myself, I'll sue you! Have a nice day

[@mochi-changacha9707]

ItsMeSwirl calm down, it’s just a joke! ^_^

[@maltheIDM]

@@mochi-changacha9707 and... what do you think my comment was? lmao

[@tofaa3668]

Lmao someone subbed to me cause of this gahahahahahaha

[@valentinotto88]

Child support (Unterhaltspflich) in germany(which the parents have to pay) : until she finishes a degree which makes her economical independent (like Abitur) or she reaches the age of 21 The option that occurs first counts

[@nukularpictures]

Nope it is 25. At least as long as you are doing your first subject. That also includes if you do an apprenticeship and then study a related subject. My brother did exaclty that.

[@williamherman9065]

That first story is one of the best revenge at work stories I have heard in a long time!!

[@AA-ku1ee]

Child support in Germany can last until you are 25 years old. It depends on how much you earn and if you are still learning (apprenticeship/ university)