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EmKay

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Top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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@KestrelDC
@KestrelDC 3 жыл бұрын
I hate the person telling JackSepticEye that if he wanted privacy he shouldn't have mentioned he was dealing with something. Literally everyone sometimes tells their friends or other people that care about them in some way (like an audience) "hey, I'm dealing with some shit, please give me some space for a bit." He wouldn't exactly get privacy if he said nothing and someone inevitably uncovered it and spread it around.
@Arya_hihi
@Arya_hihi 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment was posted 14 minutes ago & it has 14 likes.
@rexalfie6342
@rexalfie6342 3 жыл бұрын
Where
@eldritchteletubby9319
@eldritchteletubby9319 3 жыл бұрын
People have been vicious to Jack, he doesn't deserve any of it.
@lulolie
@lulolie 3 жыл бұрын
@Bruzzun Ath'tuch he’s a fucking international treasure
@animatorblueberrysans7896
@animatorblueberrysans7896 3 жыл бұрын
@@lulolie fuckn right he is
@mirrorofnight
@mirrorofnight 3 жыл бұрын
Robin’s voice is just about as lively as a cemetery during a zombie apocalypse.
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 3 жыл бұрын
After The Covenant been thru the system...
@geethadevibhavani9104
@geethadevibhavani9104 2 жыл бұрын
@@seand.g423 Wait, the Covenant arent zombies, that's the Flood you are talking about I think.
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 2 жыл бұрын
@@geethadevibhavani9104 Flood doesn't Glass shit, tho...
@barelyrayssa9808
@barelyrayssa9808 2 жыл бұрын
Would that be negative dead on the X and Y scales?
@alternatemars8350
@alternatemars8350 2 жыл бұрын
Bro what fuck'n year you living in?
@amgry_leaf8546
@amgry_leaf8546 2 жыл бұрын
That girl roasting the guy hitting on her really just threw him in a puddle of gasoline and forgot to throw a match and acted like he just got destroyed
@hawkpaul8735
@hawkpaul8735 3 жыл бұрын
Saying Boris the Buffoon is like cheese is a really bad insult to cheese.
@realnub235
@realnub235 3 жыл бұрын
OOF
@breaddino2167
@breaddino2167 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@Massck
@Massck 3 жыл бұрын
Good god what the fu
@gokuxsephiroth4505
@gokuxsephiroth4505 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, here in the UK, we LOVE cheese
@art1637
@art1637 3 жыл бұрын
Cheese sucks and is bad please insult cheese more
@superiorhunter5644
@superiorhunter5644 3 жыл бұрын
Calling someone a default character is such a default character insult.
@superiorhunter5644
@superiorhunter5644 3 жыл бұрын
And I'll be seeing you guys on kamikazebywords in like six months when someone stumbles across this comment.
@doge8825
@doge8825 3 жыл бұрын
@@superiorhunter5644 I’m putting you on r/young peopleKZbin just to spite you
@cartoonfantasy4541
@cartoonfantasy4541 3 жыл бұрын
@@doge8825 you madlad
@superiorhunter5644
@superiorhunter5644 3 жыл бұрын
@@doge8825 You can't be doing things like that. Youngpeopleyoutube is like comedycemetary. If you end up there you are 'that guy from youngpeopleyoutube'
@ACowIsHuge
@ACowIsHuge 3 жыл бұрын
This seems like something only a default character would say
@thebudgieadmiral5140
@thebudgieadmiral5140 2 жыл бұрын
0:42 Imagine you are an architect. You spent months coming up with the design and working out the perfect proportions and angles and features - and then the owner says "Also, I want to give it camo paint!" All your work is now hidden under a hideous paintjob designed specifically to obscure shapes. Oof.
@totalgamingspectrum8697
@totalgamingspectrum8697 9 ай бұрын
What house? I don't see a house. :)
@user-sb7ys7ge8p
@user-sb7ys7ge8p 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like a default character, angry at people insulting his race.
@am4rz__
@am4rz__ 3 жыл бұрын
r/rareinsults
@bukitcengkeh1
@bukitcengkeh1 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@supremeboi1x
@supremeboi1x 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of like the Brit insulting Mexicans post
@Berilia
@Berilia 3 жыл бұрын
@@supremeboi1x Lmao yeah also, i'm british and i don't claim that guy, they're an asshole. also wtf do they even know what a cornish pasty is? they're made of pastry, and usually have beef, potato, swede and onion. that's completely different to a taco. in short, they're a dumbass and they don't know what a cornish pasty is.
@thatrandomguyig5367
@thatrandomguyig5367 3 жыл бұрын
i can't un-hear it now
@wally6980
@wally6980 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like he could be hired as a narrator for a documentary on Candy Land. Edit: since I've gotten multiple comments asking about what Candy Land I'm referring to, I'll answer it here. I'm talking about the board game. Edit #2: I know nothing of the movie or anything else other than the board game. Please don't ask me _"oh, theres a movie? what is it?"_
@mr.poohmakes2041
@mr.poohmakes2041 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to do this
@Rimantiu
@Rimantiu 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god yes (Edit why did so many ppl like this-)
@captaindead9314
@captaindead9314 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is it that all of the movie anouncer sound the same
@21bucks
@21bucks 3 жыл бұрын
_w o a h_
@CaptainRedbeard89
@CaptainRedbeard89 3 жыл бұрын
This comment itself belongs on r/rareinsults
@justsomeguywithanevilamust4819
@justsomeguywithanevilamust4819 2 жыл бұрын
6:40, bro looks the Lorax if he was in a live Netflix movie 😂😂😂
@DingleMcHoppernoodle
@DingleMcHoppernoodle Жыл бұрын
frrrr
@aurorajunior6328
@aurorajunior6328 Жыл бұрын
Bro I was thinking the same thing lol
@asheerheartattack
@asheerheartattack Жыл бұрын
He looks like a deep fried oompa loompa.
@Alkali840
@Alkali840 Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Жыл бұрын
He looks like personified cheese puffs.
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: How did you come up with these comebacks? r/rareinsults: Most of them were made in the shower
@TheHotBlade
@TheHotBlade 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, that's better.
@choaskiller8709
@choaskiller8709 3 жыл бұрын
Real answer
@Mythol-OG
@Mythol-OG 3 жыл бұрын
r/showerthoughts?
@Kazuk.i
@Kazuk.i 3 жыл бұрын
R/rareinsultsandshowerthoughts
@dino_sores4298
@dino_sores4298 3 жыл бұрын
Smell your upper lip and come back to us. Thats a joke lads
@AJOlaks
@AJOlaks 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like a minor character that started super strong at the start but then couldn’t tackle a bagel
@greatwavefan397
@greatwavefan397 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Johnny Test's dad.
@The_Federation
@The_Federation 3 жыл бұрын
He does
@phillyp6969
@phillyp6969 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: reads opening post Queensadilla: AhahHahahahHhahhaHahahHahHahHahHahHa
@phillyp6969
@phillyp6969 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, and the insult; Robin seems like the result of a 14-yo-girl with all the emotion drained out of her voice who is then turned into a 27-yo male with enhanced depression
@weedwagon1403
@weedwagon1403 3 жыл бұрын
Dioooooooooooooooo
@Thagesthoughts
@Thagesthoughts 3 жыл бұрын
Content creators and others who have a parasocial relationship with a sizeable audience make posts announcing when they need privacy so their fans know not to go prying and sharing shit around. How is that so hard to parse? "Hey, I need to step away and be with my family for a while, don't go freaking out like I went missing or something."
@grinchobricks871
@grinchobricks871 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like he says "yellow" when he picks up the phone.
@Sinc3r3ly
@Sinc3r3ly 3 жыл бұрын
Ayo that’s a compliment
@hank1318
@hank1318 2 жыл бұрын
i say green what are yous on about
@hank1318
@hank1318 2 жыл бұрын
green
@hank1318
@hank1318 2 жыл бұрын
thats my response you said my name #greenclan
@indieandfinn6940
@indieandfinn6940 2 жыл бұрын
@@hank1318 yo I say Burlywood
@ahuman3642
@ahuman3642 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like an enthusiastic narrator, that’s pretending he doesn’t know his wife is cheating on him
@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@TheJoker-kg7nt
@TheJoker-kg7nt 3 жыл бұрын
Why
@theREALsilviautism
@theREALsilviautism 3 жыл бұрын
you know what they say though, your wife can't cheat on you if you don't have a wife
@zapsticks2677
@zapsticks2677 3 жыл бұрын
@@theREALsilviautism exactly
@A_random_autistic
@A_random_autistic 2 жыл бұрын
Oh
@big.1234
@big.1234 2 жыл бұрын
3:12 looks like he's tryna steal woody
@kotarojujo2345
@kotarojujo2345 3 жыл бұрын
Saying “I’ll eat eat your arteries like they’re twizzlers” has the same energy as “I’ll pop your vertebrae out of your mouth like a PEZ dispenser” lol
@klanceklancerevolution3339
@klanceklancerevolution3339 3 жыл бұрын
Used both of these in some arguments.... yeah not gonna work
@left-handed-suzuki-method
@left-handed-suzuki-method 2 жыл бұрын
what about "i'll eat your brain like i'm eating imaginary spaghetti, you wet socked 4 legged creature with 4 eyes and no use to society!"
@tealtalonflame4281
@tealtalonflame4281 2 жыл бұрын
@@left-handed-suzuki-method Too long, and kinda weak. You gotta make your insults snappy and easy to say. Like, "If you were any dumber, I could use your brain as a bowling ball," or "I feel bad for the oxygen your breath uses, you pathetic waste of (Space/Skin/[etc])." 'Imaginary spaghetti' doesn't quite hit as hard as just 'spaghetti' would, and the rest is just, like, a bit too much. 'Wet-socked' is good on its own, though, and using the 'pathetic waste' part as a base for an insult really works! Hope this helps you on your journey to insult. Have a nice one!
@Annihilation_Studios
@Annihilation_Studios 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god its yotaro joku, stand user of moon gold
@OdenKozuki_Of_Wano
@OdenKozuki_Of_Wano 2 жыл бұрын
How bout "I will tie your asshole hair together and force-feed you taco bell"
@Saimeren
@Saimeren 3 жыл бұрын
14:22 That's Serj Tankian. He's the lead singer of System of a Down. The "insult" is literally a reference to his song Toxicity. The lyric is literally "Eating seeds as a past time activity" and in the music video the band are sitting on a couch eating seeds throwing the shells on the table.
@shimozu716
@shimozu716 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw this part of the video, I started scrolling for ages to see who got the joke. I was starting to think it had gone over everyone's heads, but I found this comment, and it made my day that SOMEONE actually has good taste! XD
@someoneelse5005
@someoneelse5005 3 жыл бұрын
@@shimozu716 saaaym
@RSIMaxed
@RSIMaxed 3 жыл бұрын
I jumped to the comments to see if anyone was able to point this out. Splendid work
@IAmWillGraham
@IAmWillGraham 3 жыл бұрын
@@shimozu716 SAMEE
@angelfish1192
@angelfish1192 3 жыл бұрын
I actually like that band and music but I didn’t get it- guess I’m just stupid.
@JAB_the_Tab
@JAB_the_Tab 2 жыл бұрын
5:49 hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards
@nataliefedesco4304
@nataliefedesco4304 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like he’s trying to be genuinely happy while being forced to voice an anime character he knows nothing about
@Italian_goober
@Italian_goober Жыл бұрын
Stop trying to get on r/rareinsults dude.
@Alchemyyyyyy
@Alchemyyyyyy Жыл бұрын
@@Italian_gooberlol
@eggueguchannel
@eggueguchannel 3 жыл бұрын
The "this guy looks like he eats seeds in his free time" went over his head. Guess he doesnt listen to SOAD
@jacklephoenix9078
@jacklephoenix9078 3 жыл бұрын
I specifically went hunting in the comments for someone else to have noticed
@Shadoxinfernus
@Shadoxinfernus 3 жыл бұрын
Fiiinallyyy
@sabi2955
@sabi2955 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ignoolio12nera96
@ignoolio12nera96 3 жыл бұрын
Now the combination of this comment and the joke's origin makes me question whether or not the person in the picture is who I think it is
@jacklephoenix9078
@jacklephoenix9078 3 жыл бұрын
@@ignoolio12nera96 Serj Tankian?
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 3 жыл бұрын
Jasper: *Dies of laughter* Metal Jasper: Im sure gems cannot "die" Jasper: *soul leaves body*
@lePirateMan
@lePirateMan 3 жыл бұрын
Robin the kinda guy that would narrate for emkay. Edit: please stop replying notifications from an unfunny comment l left 11 months ago are annoying as frick
@nineiota2472
@nineiota2472 3 жыл бұрын
Aah yes confuse the confused
@chronicfailure9092
@chronicfailure9092 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah why doesn't he narrate for them?
@chao6890
@chao6890 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm, the floor here is made out of floor
@nineiota2472
@nineiota2472 3 жыл бұрын
@@chao6890 hmm yes the air is made outta air
@atlanticxmoon9099
@atlanticxmoon9099 3 жыл бұрын
I know right I wish he did
@KyleWilson96
@KyleWilson96 3 жыл бұрын
“She looks like she’s positive for everything” Except life
@TECh-wg7mv
@TECh-wg7mv 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is funny lmao
@nora_kolvy
@nora_kolvy 3 жыл бұрын
Might be positive for life in prison too ya never know to be honest.
@youraunt
@youraunt 3 жыл бұрын
and when people use constructive criticism because most positive people can't handle criticism due to them being ignorant sacks of flesh and not expecting criticism
@eddiecowen2624
@eddiecowen2624 3 жыл бұрын
I thought except IQ but that works
@charliebernhardt410
@charliebernhardt410 2 жыл бұрын
That kinda sounds like me
@zapdog_
@zapdog_ Жыл бұрын
14:26 "If you're good at something, never do it for free."
@Fenet2000
@Fenet2000 Жыл бұрын
I have honestly never understood that behaviour If I were a hot woman, I would probably consider at least giving it a try
@ShadoeLandman
@ShadoeLandman 3 жыл бұрын
Jack’s post made sense to his fans, and insulting him after his father died was f*cked
@ultimatewaluigi5907
@ultimatewaluigi5907 3 жыл бұрын
11:45 How about, "She's so basic her stomach acid is perpetually creating saltwater"
@theminerwithin9316
@theminerwithin9316 Жыл бұрын
These roasts are so specific that I can't catch a breath of air at all, I'm laughing too hard.
@kaminalateralus849
@kaminalateralus849 3 жыл бұрын
"This guy looks like he eats seeds in his free time." You do know that's Serj from System of a Down? The insult was a reference to the song "Toxicity."
@michac.8283
@michac.8283 3 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing lol
@mothshroom8740
@mothshroom8740 3 жыл бұрын
“Eating seeds as a past time activity. The toxicity of our city, of our city.”
@morganredman1745
@morganredman1745 2 жыл бұрын
So glad someone else got it
@jamesslick4790
@jamesslick4790 3 жыл бұрын
Literally EVERY comedian has "stolen" jokes. (often details are updated for the times). Comedy often hinges on delivery and timing.
@twilightnawi1194
@twilightnawi1194 3 жыл бұрын
Both of which Amy Schumer manages to fuck up consistently.
@urgence1271
@urgence1271 3 жыл бұрын
5:04 man looks like the block of cheese from earlier going through it’s emo phase.
@link77779
@link77779 3 жыл бұрын
9:54 She's calling him something that starts with 'P' and ends with a jail sentence.
@Alchemist1995
@Alchemist1995 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that. For reference: Tee Ball is almost exclusively played by young children.
@Konoshy
@Konoshy 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. Can't believe I've only seen one person make it so far. How was it so hard to figure out?
@supremefroglord3995
@supremefroglord3995 3 жыл бұрын
Upon mentioning post Malone my brother said “isn’t that the guy that looks like a receipt or something?”
@-Kaeya-
@-Kaeya- 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@MM-sx7zs
@MM-sx7zs 3 жыл бұрын
"Mommy said we weren't to draw on the walls, but I found a loop-hole!"
@thesp0rk
@thesp0rk 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@farewell.wanderlust
@farewell.wanderlust 2 жыл бұрын
14:48 michael reeves could straight up confess to murder and still not even be considered as a suspect.
@charax-1
@charax-1 3 жыл бұрын
"Do not face time venom at 3am" You are equivalent of spiderman movies recycling uncle ben
@Minty-qb6sn
@Minty-qb6sn 3 жыл бұрын
OHHH DANGG
@55Slasher
@55Slasher 3 жыл бұрын
Good comment, you deserve a like
@xxaidanpheonix5465
@xxaidanpheonix5465 3 жыл бұрын
Ah damn..
@bukitcengkeh1
@bukitcengkeh1 3 жыл бұрын
Damn son
@denyhaguilar679
@denyhaguilar679 3 жыл бұрын
*CRITICAL HIT!*
@eleanorcooke7136
@eleanorcooke7136 3 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is what I think about our current British politics.
@jjhahn8319
@jjhahn8319 Жыл бұрын
Robin either sounds like a drug dealer, or an undercover cop trying to arrest me for doing drugs, and I don't know which
@scottdixon2505
@scottdixon2505 3 жыл бұрын
2:36 can we take a moment to appreciate simply how much Boris looks like he's aged during his time as prime minister.
@Rio4001
@Rio4001 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy did this age beautifully
@Bunkerbrosgolf
@Bunkerbrosgolf 3 жыл бұрын
Robins voice matched up with his face makes him seem like someone who buys cheese and crackers just to eat the cheese
@getreadytobeagenius7441
@getreadytobeagenius7441 3 жыл бұрын
r/rareinsults
@pink_sky_morning4842
@pink_sky_morning4842 2 жыл бұрын
the cheese is good im sorry but there’s no other way to get good cheese
@sarodorethedragon9865
@sarodorethedragon9865 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a furry and I found this funny- it’s healthy to laugh at yourself some times
@ihaveeatencheese8878
@ihaveeatencheese8878 3 жыл бұрын
You know what's a big brain move when in an argument? Insulting the person and yourself for assist points
@cobaltlecatto9442
@cobaltlecatto9442 2 жыл бұрын
@@ihaveeatencheese8878 your name scares me
@ihaveeatencheese8878
@ihaveeatencheese8878 2 жыл бұрын
@@cobaltlecatto9442 **Screams in Warcrimes**
@cobaltlecatto9442
@cobaltlecatto9442 2 жыл бұрын
@@ihaveeatencheese8878 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@ihaveeatencheese8878
@ihaveeatencheese8878 2 жыл бұрын
@@cobaltlecatto9442 **Chuckles in 2 Gauge elephant rifle**
@Fr3ddyM3hrCurry
@Fr3ddyM3hrCurry 3 жыл бұрын
14:22 The funny think is that Serj Tankian 8 the guy in the pic.) is the Singer of the band "System of a Down", oneof the lines in their song "Toxicity" is "Eating seeds is our pass time activity" so its not only rare insult but also an Inside joke
@orangehater6211
@orangehater6211 3 жыл бұрын
Why does Cr1tikal look like skinny markiplier mixed with asian Keanu Reeves
@ieatchildren7863
@ieatchildren7863 3 жыл бұрын
Goddamn iit your riight
@Zychel_EX9
@Zychel_EX9 25 күн бұрын
14:24 literally one of the lines of the song toxicity, made by the band that guy is in, says: “Eating seeds as a pastime activity” which makes this insult so much better
@charliefey8974
@charliefey8974 3 жыл бұрын
of all the insults I have heard, spoken to me or someone else, my favorite has to be "you might be the most poorly made person I've ever seen"
@paxhumana2015
@paxhumana2015 3 жыл бұрын
I would have responded to that one by saying, "Deflecting yourself and your failures at life much", "Ironically says the person that looks like their parents used the worst sperm and egg cells that they had in making you, and then used drugs and booze for a good added measure of dumbassery," or "Have you taken a look in the mirror lately, you hypocrite?"
@fatalos6855
@fatalos6855 3 жыл бұрын
@@paxhumana2015 This is just a fancy "no u"
@mantis3069
@mantis3069 3 жыл бұрын
14:22 That's a pun, in one of SOAD's songs (Toxicity) a part of the chorus is "Eating seeds is a past time activity" You wet pieces of bread.
@profilytheprofilepicture2855
@profilytheprofilepicture2855 Жыл бұрын
11:40 She looks like someone super glued a lego mini figure hair to a bald personalized 3D printed mini figure head
@lastwesker6384
@lastwesker6384 3 жыл бұрын
0:01 she makes me wanna double-check my wrist for the notes I don't even *have.*
@joelrobinson5457
@joelrobinson5457 3 жыл бұрын
"Your hair looks like eraserhead" I'm pretty sure they're not reffering to shota aizawa Edit, for reference I'm pretty sure they meant *an* eraser head. As in the messy tip of an eraser
@gamegod6859
@gamegod6859 3 жыл бұрын
no they are
@DayDreamingWriters
@DayDreamingWriters 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@nitrisprime8963
@nitrisprime8963 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... depending on the person... and how that person takes it... that might be a compliment tbh
@aphelion2165
@aphelion2165 3 жыл бұрын
Well thats a compliment in my books
@estellesmith4118
@estellesmith4118 3 жыл бұрын
He do have pretty messy hair tho-
@estellesmith4118
@estellesmith4118 3 жыл бұрын
4:42 White crayons are actually pretty useful. I feel white markers would make more sense.
@robertbanachowski1546
@robertbanachowski1546 3 жыл бұрын
Wait. *_white markers exist?_*
@estellesmith4118
@estellesmith4118 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertbanachowski1546 Apparently.
@autumnox2174
@autumnox2174 3 жыл бұрын
14:24 And that, folks, is a reminder to go listen to Toxicity by System of a Down, so you too can eat seeds as a pastime activity.
@keeseggens7300
@keeseggens7300 3 жыл бұрын
Best song on the album IMO 😁
@jacklephoenix9078
@jacklephoenix9078 3 жыл бұрын
that whole album was so incredibly deep and intricate all the songs off that album were great
@jacklephoenix9078
@jacklephoenix9078 3 жыл бұрын
we can all look at life thru the eyes of a tired hub too
@cheeseisjar3058
@cheeseisjar3058 3 жыл бұрын
That one wasn’t even an insult, just a reference.
@RonnieJay
@RonnieJay 3 жыл бұрын
👌🏼
@sabiangriffin3713
@sabiangriffin3713 3 жыл бұрын
Robin, we know you don't have a girlfriend, Jack doesn't count. Maybe as your boyfriend, but probably not.
@gh0stroy
@gh0stroy 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Damien?
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 3 жыл бұрын
@@gh0stroy I thought they had Lexi.
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Zach?
@Travinater
@Travinater 3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomestyles Yes Zach is the true answer, anyone else is dead WRONG
@mikethewhizz5085
@mikethewhizz5085 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 his mustache looks like two otters romancing
@crabsupremacy
@crabsupremacy 3 жыл бұрын
"Jake looks like early concept are for Rick Astley!" Me to Jake: "It's true tho!"
@praz409
@praz409 3 жыл бұрын
"Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history." Me an intellectual: 8:25
@bukitcengkeh1
@bukitcengkeh1 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@numberedcircles
@numberedcircles 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@lpeanuts3586
@lpeanuts3586 3 жыл бұрын
Jake be lookin like Tom Holland, Rick Astley, and Tom Scott at the same time
@ddrowsyy
@ddrowsyy 3 жыл бұрын
@@lpeanuts3586 true, but how often do you see RealJake and EmKay mention each other in their vids? i dont think you get the joke
@medienkonig7338
@medienkonig7338 3 жыл бұрын
@@ddrowsyy has happened a few times... but still, was unexpected and kinda cool
@battleax6364
@battleax6364 3 жыл бұрын
8:06 this guy was ripping on our jack boy after he said his father died of course we’re gonna curb stop his head till he’s nothing but a red puddle
@ProjectLuark
@ProjectLuark 3 жыл бұрын
4:42 I feel called out, I use white colored pencils all the time to smooth out the graphite and prevent it from fading over time.
@N1K0.D4WN
@N1K0.D4WN 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like he would be the type to say “Don’t worry sir, I’ll have he home by 10.pm” Then have her home at 8.pm. But, brought home the wrong girl.
@ohmicahmicah
@ohmicahmicah 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO-
@mr.mcoofy6680
@mr.mcoofy6680 3 жыл бұрын
YEAH
@elechronic
@elechronic 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot, who's this girl?
@chemicallystupid
@chemicallystupid 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the auto generated subtitles are almost spot on just shows how clear his voice is
@eg_08
@eg_08 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Jake paul the type to arrest his own drug dealer than try to hide that he doesnt know him with a lie from his micro brain. Edit: I'm actually surprised this comment is doing well because it was another rare insults there was a clip where someone made a meme and said art students don't call themselves unemployed and then there was the I was murdered meme. So I said "everyone can say that except Hitler he did the murder" its was either a bad joke or to offensive.
@lunargames5246
@lunargames5246 3 жыл бұрын
I remember someone insulted him when he got raided or something saying Person 1 "What were they looking for in there?" Person 2: "His Brain." Person 1: "They'd have a better chance of finding Atlantis in there." idkw but that like is just so fucking funny.
@ERROR-dz9ce
@ERROR-dz9ce 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunargames5246 HOLY FUCKING SHIT
@imajsstove2907
@imajsstove2907 3 жыл бұрын
Micro brain lmao I’m crying rn
@bukitcengkeh1
@bukitcengkeh1 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunargames5246 Holy Shit someone call an ambulance
@hamzaalikhan9932
@hamzaalikhan9932 3 жыл бұрын
based
@Moony-Lighty
@Moony-Lighty 3 жыл бұрын
7:19 is actually probably the funniest insult I’ve seen in a while, shoutout to whoever made it.
@lightningrod0208
@lightningrod0208 3 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like the guy who gossips at the office but when he finds out that people are gossiping about him, he flips his lid
@shikupo
@shikupo 3 жыл бұрын
"If Elon Musk was a 3ft tall Filipino and dumb" Idk if Im going to be offended by that or not
@christianjudeberbano3134
@christianjudeberbano3134 3 жыл бұрын
As a Filipino, I don't know if I gonna be offended or not either
@alexgade4512
@alexgade4512 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianjudeberbano3134 it's most likely referencing a youtuber, not all Filipinos.
@darkslayerselozran6820
@darkslayerselozran6820 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're not refering to all, but as a Filipino, I'm quite offended.
@nn_eptun8602
@nn_eptun8602 3 жыл бұрын
i still dont know what's filipino
@molchat139
@molchat139 3 жыл бұрын
@@nn_eptun8602 Me.
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 162 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@theb2rd
@theb2rd 3 жыл бұрын
Copypaste moment 😎
@Bananmedis
@Bananmedis 3 жыл бұрын
Might as well name every subreddit
@cap1913
@cap1913 3 жыл бұрын
Nice bot
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
@@cap1913 nope
@anxietyALT
@anxietyALT 3 жыл бұрын
@@theb2rd it prob took them a long time to write it so they just copy and paste it and just change the number to save time
@jakobdiehn6596
@jakobdiehn6596 2 жыл бұрын
7:04 in german we say "you have a head to cut hair" to people being idiots
@stealyowaifu69
@stealyowaifu69 3 жыл бұрын
1:16 I, as a member of the extrovert community, apologise on behalf of this lad, we assure you, the introvert community, that we extroverts mean no harm to you. I hope the introverts are living the time of their lives wherever they are comfortable.
@MasterIsabelle
@MasterIsabelle 2 жыл бұрын
On behalf of ambiverts/introverts forgive you cause they will always have bad apples that make every community look bad
@rubenperezalonso8726
@rubenperezalonso8726 2 жыл бұрын
On half of the Blah community Blah blah blah
@jesuschristbutafab9923
@jesuschristbutafab9923 2 жыл бұрын
on behalf of the Introvert/People Pleaser Community, we happily accept your apology :D
@frogbitchlol5405
@frogbitchlol5405 3 жыл бұрын
7:12 "gacha life gay love story" got me the most. XD
@kakebaker2000
@kakebaker2000 2 жыл бұрын
2:14 Fun fact, butterflies can drink blood.
@user-fh1kx1qk6h
@user-fh1kx1qk6h 11 ай бұрын
What
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair: "Karen of the Boreal Valley" is already a much better and much more rare insult than the comment that was posted about her...
@chernobylthing3932
@chernobylthing3932 3 жыл бұрын
Day 1.5 of asking robin to say: "My name is Robin" and then there's silence with a buzzing noise in the background
@xxaidanpheonix5465
@xxaidanpheonix5465 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@BikiBop
@BikiBop 3 жыл бұрын
?
@meow.610
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be here for it.
@Pompirates
@Pompirates 3 жыл бұрын
You're the type of person to delete their comment of asking, and then say "Did I ask?"
@goodeats5845
@goodeats5845 3 жыл бұрын
3:04 it makes sense “Dancing like an unseasoned chicken” meaning her dancing has no flavor aka its bad and has no taste.
@A.I.Mmusic
@A.I.Mmusic 3 жыл бұрын
“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.” *faps*
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 3 жыл бұрын
AYO WHAT THE FU-
@johankoningsteinsalcedo7328
@johankoningsteinsalcedo7328 3 жыл бұрын
What did I just read
@limewater4074
@limewater4074 3 жыл бұрын
R/creepyasterisks R/Iamveryrandom
@A.I.Mmusic
@A.I.Mmusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@limewater4074 R/youdidnotwatchtheentirevideo R/thisisyoutubenotreddit
@limewater4074
@limewater4074 3 жыл бұрын
@@A.I.Mmusic Wow, you seriously are very random.
@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 жыл бұрын
*watches the System of a Down singer insult and sighs knowing two people were woodshed today*
@indecisivecountdooku1340
@indecisivecountdooku1340 3 жыл бұрын
should we *genocide* these *humanoidz* ?
@Zorafnn
@Zorafnn 3 жыл бұрын
9:18 they did my mans ludwig dirty
@Um_And_Num
@Um_And_Num 3 жыл бұрын
6:14 it's not even a suit, he's just wearing the white tee shirt under the jacket. Bless Charlie
@themalakorein396
@themalakorein396 3 жыл бұрын
Most of the time when a comedian "steals a joke" and other comedians are legit fine with it, its because they know each other personally, not because they can do it better. A hypothetical example of this would be Gabriel Iglesias doing a George Lopez joke, as they know each other. Amy however potentially destroyed peoples careers by taking their jokes, ruining them, and when they try to use it they appear to be the joke thieves as they aren't as famous. On the other hand, she has actually done a lot for acceptance of female comedians so.....
@RandomPerson-bx9ix
@RandomPerson-bx9ix 2 жыл бұрын
15:45 why does it actually taste like that
@Googsenh
@Googsenh 3 жыл бұрын
The school bus is responsible for their deaths, not me.
@JamesThomas-cm2xq
@JamesThomas-cm2xq 3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me?
@alcona4323
@alcona4323 3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesThomas-cm2xq whatdidhesayyyyyyyyyyy
@JamesThomas-cm2xq
@JamesThomas-cm2xq 3 жыл бұрын
@@alcona4323 no I meant that he used a school bus to kill people? I would get a truck with three trailers one cargo and two liquid. Fill one with children two with gas and ram the empire state building.
@Googsenh
@Googsenh 3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesThomas-cm2xq I’ll keep that in mind for next time
@JamesThomas-cm2xq
@JamesThomas-cm2xq 3 жыл бұрын
@@Googsenh well don't plagiarize my planning. Just go completely over the top.
@noxus6428
@noxus6428 3 жыл бұрын
7:26 GOD DAMMIT WHO LEAKED MY BROTHERS SEARCH HISTORY
@bruhdoublebruh6934
@bruhdoublebruh6934 2 жыл бұрын
My guy looks like he plays fire boy and water girl by himself
@dreadedgamer23
@dreadedgamer23 Ай бұрын
Robin got insulted, by his girlfriend, using a semi-rare insult, in an r/rareinsults video. I think we've achieved peak meta, everyone.
@dangrf8216
@dangrf8216 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like robin is slowly losing his sanity
@shar4803
@shar4803 3 жыл бұрын
When Robin just goes "Ahh~" because of a good insult akjdbgakjbgkjad ( 15:49 )
@andreh1888
@andreh1888 8 ай бұрын
The hairline joke is just a line from an E40 song... people been stealing from E40 for 30 years now, time to give the man his flowers.
@kenshinrx
@kenshinrx 3 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds like he’s really trying hard to act Excited or angry or something like that lol
@greatwavefan397
@greatwavefan397 3 жыл бұрын
It's Johnny Test's dad, that's why.
@lyere
@lyere 3 жыл бұрын
@@greatwavefan397 holy shit, I can't unhear that now
@Xizilqou
@Xizilqou 3 жыл бұрын
You sound like the kind of guy who would fall for an updog joke.
@Kamirasu
@Kamirasu 3 жыл бұрын
what's a joke?
@perogun
@perogun 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kamirasu nothin
@zapthebird8141
@zapthebird8141 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexandersimmers8866 The sky Yeah, I’ll leave
@caliceru
@caliceru 3 жыл бұрын
8:51 Albertan here, this shit is way too funny. These are the guys you see doing 150 down 110 freeways in their motor homes with a bunch of DIY shit done to them, or you just see them in the mountains for some reason.
@ashleyeloff8390
@ashleyeloff8390 3 жыл бұрын
i've been having a horrible day and I was crying Then this popped up. 💞
@tenyaiida4694
@tenyaiida4694 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you're feeling better
@SheynChan
@SheynChan 3 жыл бұрын
To the person who commented "His search history: ---- Gacha life gay love story ----- ---" I wanna hit you but it's so true
@RuyVuusen
@RuyVuusen 3 жыл бұрын
Experience?
@SheynChan
@SheynChan 3 жыл бұрын
@@RuyVuusen nah, I'm just part of the community for about 3-4 years now
@RuyVuusen
@RuyVuusen 3 жыл бұрын
@@SheynChan Experience it is, then.
@SheynChan
@SheynChan 3 жыл бұрын
@@RuyVuusen I-
@KitKat23566
@KitKat23566 3 жыл бұрын
@@SheynChan Ah a fellow Gacha Fan
@gdarcticwolf6226
@gdarcticwolf6226 3 жыл бұрын
1:49 Venom would not become N&A Productions for anything
@zackthefoxo
@zackthefoxo 3 жыл бұрын
XD Ikr (nice pfp btw)
@050_WeiXian
@050_WeiXian Жыл бұрын
@@zackthefoxoyes, nice pfp
@PashaGamingYT
@PashaGamingYT 3 жыл бұрын
8:27 "Why are they at a Chuck E. Cheese though." 'DO NOT GO TO CHUCK E. CHEESE AT 3AM (FREDDY FAZBEAR KIDNAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!)' The title/content of the video was something around those lines
@thatonegaminglatias4345
@thatonegaminglatias4345 3 жыл бұрын
Even more of an argument to why that guy never wins arguments.
@titoman0219
@titoman0219 3 жыл бұрын
3:27 the girl looks like they stole her nose so she slealing chistmas
@KamLucas-in3tl
@KamLucas-in3tl Ай бұрын
Robin sounds like an actual robin is speaking through a voice translator
@KaneyoriHK
@KaneyoriHK 3 жыл бұрын
I'm still angry that people put rare threats on this subreddit even though there is an r/rarethreats
@sabiangriffin3713
@sabiangriffin3713 3 жыл бұрын
I now know what half of Emkay looks like. Damien looks like a 20 yo cherub with a thick neck, but that was probably because the picture I saw of him was photoshopped onto a cherub, and his neck was as thick as his shoulders, and Robin looks like that pothead cousin who has a ton of lucrative, halfway decent business ideas, but also works at the local grocery store
@dmn4373
@dmn4373 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is a dude that would try to debunk a Sci-fi movie.
@darkthedemon255
@darkthedemon255 3 жыл бұрын
8:45 as a American I have to say that’s one of the best ones I’ve heard in a while give this man and all-around applause for being able to insult the best And yet somehow also the worst country of all time
@thegameplace3748
@thegameplace3748 2 жыл бұрын
You guys don’t have free healthcare I feel like you’re lower than worst
@wesnohathas1993
@wesnohathas1993 2 жыл бұрын
@@thegameplace3748 Not having free healthcare is an understatement. We somehow found a way to make healthcare a scam.
@emiliotanadi7358
@emiliotanadi7358 3 жыл бұрын
I have one: (when you hear someone make an infuriatingly bad/dry joke) 'your taste of humor is so dry I'm shocked this city isn't going through a severe drought'
@SpidersInYourTea
@SpidersInYourTea 2 жыл бұрын
Robin sounds like the one friend getting interrupted but still trying to be optimistic, even though he's a side character gonna die in five minutes.
@SpidersInYourTea
@SpidersInYourTea 3 ай бұрын
what the fuck did this mean past me
@arete1776
@arete1776 3 жыл бұрын
Fax: emkay has more views than the official Apple KZbin channel
@soyoy8503
@soyoy8503 3 жыл бұрын
Apple has a KZbin channel?
@arete1776
@arete1776 3 жыл бұрын
@@soyoy8503 yup
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Also more than PUMBA.
@dinocz3301
@dinocz3301 3 жыл бұрын
"You should step up your insult game" Says the one who needs map to find his sense of humor
@administratory2434
@administratory2434 2 жыл бұрын
2:28 the dude that roasted him is why they always play a tune when it switches to doof evil inc
@kattkopia
@kattkopia 3 жыл бұрын
14:24 Am I the only one who gets the joke? That's Serj Tankian from System of a down. In their song Toxicity he sings about eating seeds...
@nikkireigns
@nikkireigns 3 жыл бұрын
Eating seeds is a past time activity
@mysteriousperson294
@mysteriousperson294 3 жыл бұрын
Ok good I was hoping I wasn't the only one 🤣
@kattkopia
@kattkopia 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment about it but I didn't find any. Glad we're atleast 5 people who got it 👍
@giobach3622
@giobach3622 3 жыл бұрын
The only one that didn't get the joke seems to be emkay
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