r/Rareinsults | HE'S AN EGG

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Narrator ► / xycronva

[@GlobalGlassDealer]

"Shotguns are POINTLESS" Engineer: -Sad Yee haw noises-

[@dukecatfishjunior6291]

i like how he says it's a coward's weapon, yet it's the most close-quarter danger enducing combat style encouraging gun before a fucking knife. seriously, wanna look for cowards ya ain't gonna see one, cuz that's a dude sittin' full body camo with a sniper rifle somewhere between 1-4km away.

[@smellfish1430]

KAR EN TUK RIP AND TEAR

[@dragooneoc7047]

TF2 is the only good shotgun because it's not a garented kill just by holding forward

[@GlobalGlassDealer]

@@dragooneoc7047 The Widowmaker is an exception to that rule

[@dragooneoc7047]

@@GlobalGlassDealer yes but it does require some skill to use.

[@CDM5309]

“Your hairline look like a chicken quesadilla doing the cripwalk in a trapezoid!” This roast is beyond the human understanding.

[@topicvideosguy]

That kid looked into the time vortex

[@jordanhasch2544]

It was amazing! I need to store this in my memory banks for future use. Goddamn...

[@Floralaie]

I died of laughter when i saw it

[@Kiwisill]

Hell yeah, i’m teh 69th person to like this comment

[@jordanhasch2544]

@@Kiwisill (sipping) Noice!

[@itztcptb521]

Is it just me or does robin low-key sound like he wants to be the one coming up with these insults

[@blackberryfreddy2243]

no you're spot on

[@darnellwhite6040]

Nope it’s not just you

[@tabbe3127]

i though he was the insult!

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!

[@sebafa0911]

@@jdwmyt your name says everything

[@anx4560]

"Shotguns are POINTLESS!" TF2: _depressed silence_

[@girlgamer6678]

The big black 100 ammo shotgun that i cant remembered the name of in l4D2: 😳

[@ryancoopersnissan240sx8]

Doom​guy: *intense​ staring​ with​ violent​ intentions*

[@sird2103]

Yes shotguns are pointless because it has hole in the fronof the shotgun

[@CRRNCRW]

Destroyed battle engies in one sentence.

[@pineapplemelons2140]

@@ryancoopersnissan240sx8 BFG Division intensifies

[@TheUncouthGentleman]

Robin low-key sounds like the DM of a DnD group trying to keep together after his story was derailed with more force than the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs.

[@amcwild316]

I'd love to then point you in the wonderful direction of Brennan Lee Mulligan, a comedian who is a DnD DM!

[@lilandeintheirl]

"Kaitos hair looks like rotten flesh" Dear god it does

[@aliengamer6668]

How have we not noticed

[@lilandeintheirl]

@@AngusAgony yes

[@AngusAgony]

@@lilandeintheirl do yo remember what I said?

[@porp2774]

Who’s Kaitos

[@aliengamer6668]

@@porp2774 the guy from danganronpa

[@TheHotBlade]

Robin is the type of person who would use a charger to revive dead plants.

[@harshithmavuri9161]

Ooooof

[@goli8699]

Wait, you aren't supposed to do that?

[@dante_ala_carte]

Jesus Christ

[@poolchinchilla167]

Oof

[@JxnMkoj]

Wow this kid trying to make a "Rare insult" to get on an Emkay video posted by some redditor that just only cares about karma and see himself in a video only to not actually get in the video, get so made he punches his 480P Microsoft 10 laptop camera with intel core i5 8th gen, break it, and then have to fucking pay for it which will take him 3 years, when he does he will instantly download a computer virus trying to get Roblox hacks to play with Flamingo to repeat a similar process of seeing himself on a video, but his computer is shut down and makes his default browser Yahoo.

[@showedkiller4561]

"Shotguns are useless in video games" The DOOM Super Shotgun: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@doomguy4522]

Thanks Joe

[@flimtemway3421]

@@doomguy4522 mama

[@flimtemway3421]

@@doomguy4522 so fat

[@jaychang5987]

Clap

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@Creature Art 3 times.

[@NuclearAngel570]

“Shotguns are pointless” Me who plays Tf2: *pathetic*

[@tiankuohua5167]

Me who plays War Robots: hold my thunder fury

[@benzenehydrocarbon]

Imagine playing a game that got forgotten by Valve and hasn't gotten in an update since the Resurrection of Jesus - This post was made by CS:GO gang

[@christiancarnley6667]

kirk colbane: "hold my beer"

[@themonkeoftehtrees8645]

I cant tell if you mean team fortress or titan fall lol

[@lolindac]

@@themonkeoftehtrees8645 bru look at his pfp

[@criidawg]

I love how Robin apologizes after cussing a bad person out, Lmao

[@emperorschampion7554]

For the shotgun bit: it's hard to call someone a coward when they have to be 5ft away from you to be effective.

[@cesar._.m]

Till you factor in slugs

[@paladinboyd1228]

@@cesar._.m *Laughs in poor memory*, i'm gonna be charging at you regardless.

[@inquisitorbenediktanders3142]

Yeah. The problem with shotguns in cod and the like is that due to how they only are effective at sneezing distance the main difference between an unskilled and a "good" shotgun user is entirely map knowledge and the capability of a shotgun is emtirely dependent on the map itself.

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

If anyone has rare insults it's Lexi. Have you heard her when she's mad? Honestly her insults are so creative man and so funny XD

[@MaztRPwn]

Hah, about as funny as that dude is a real woman...

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

@@MaztRPwn Yeah, I know.

[@toastedorange9106]

@@MaztRPwn wait what..

[@hoori.]

@@MaztRPwn tee hee reported

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

@@MaztRPwn The replies for this comment are gonna end in tragedy

[@runningthemeta5570]

They say that the average age for someone to lose their virginity is 17. So by that logic I am finally above average on something.

[@Snakater]

F

[@tachonka4747]

thats the only time I'm below average

[@runningthemeta5570]

@@tachonka4747 Yeah keep telling yourself that, we all know you probably couldn't even talk to a girl, much less have sex with one.

[@UnicornButtFluff]

Do my body pillows count?

[@runningthemeta5570]

@I'm Scary I mean they really aren’t, self burns are so easy

[@jossebrodeur6033]

"How was your holiday at Nagasaki?" I would have just said back "It was the bomb"

[@xenoguy1233]

14:21 *_damn_* . Robin got *mad* . This man has a LOT of potential as a voice actor! He'd do great.

[@Spice8002]

Day one of asking EmKay to flip their logo upside down on April fools day

[@poioyster]

Good luck

[@Spice8002]

@@poioyster thanks

[@ekselentofficial]

Yes

[@azsh2761]

U can do dis

[@deeg1278]

Youve got my support...that would be awesome!!

[@kaceydias]

"Haven't we seen what happened to poor Kyle" Immediately thought of the show She-Ra DANG IT KYLE

[@lavenderpotato5734]

I just thought of south park

[@ArcherWillows]

i appreciate this reference so much, and yes that also went through my head

[@SayomiAmara]

@@lavenderpotato5734 same omg, I remember the episode too well!

[@masamigameon]

When you're so fast that there's still no comment yet "The problem of being faster than light is you can only live in darkness."

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

Unless you stay in one place

[@joejia1410]

h e y w a i t a m i n u t e

[@poolchinchilla167]

):

[@neo4016]

And you are always in the light

[@darnellwhite6040]

@@joejia1410 who are you

[@aspergheist690]

''Shotguns are POINTLESS'' This man has clearly never played DooM 2

[@stoodle511]

or tf2

[@alexanderjudkins3885]

Or Apex Legends

[@dekanzeller4723]

Yes. I was also gonna post about the SUPER SHOTGUN

[@ULTRAMUERTE_ULTRAKILLJOJO]

He never played Ultrakill

[@lancey_e]

That fanart at the end fucking destroyed my heart I smiled just listening to Robin, I love emkay!

[@jellsies]

4:00 KAITO MOMOTA, THE LUMINARY OF THE STARS DID NOT REACH THE STARS FOR SUCH HERESY!

[@rainytriesitsbest]

I AGREE WITH THAT

[@hopebagelspeedpaintz4813]

YES

[@dallyhall]

EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY LIKE KAITO I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO THE DANGANRONPA FANS HERE

[@rainytriesitsbest]

@@dallyhall Hi

[@BurntOutCircus]

HELLO THERE DANGAN FANS

[@SpaceDoggoWithCheese]

"Shotguns in video are useless" Every zombie game ever and the doom 2's super shotgun: am i a joke to you?

[@doomguy4522]

Don't forget the super shotgun from Eternal. That meathook is badass.

[@TheAviationGuyID]

Dont forget the BF5 Sniper shotgun

[@williamsmith6921]

F.E.A.R shotgun also deserves recognition

[@lamesause]

Some of the shotguns from enter the gungeon are ridiculous. Like old Goldie

[@kinettleyt5945]

This guy is speaking the truth and we all are here for it.

[@real_sparrowboy7809]

3:56 *”When the quiet kid makes an insult so complex it can’t be comprehended by the average human”*

[@Me-wx1mt]

“Leonardo DiCaprio *wishes* he was Gus Johnson!” That one didn’t age quite so well

[@someguycamping9972]

I agree with the CEO part... I HATED working for Dollar General where they would call me on my DAYS OFF to come into work. Since it was my scheduled days off I just declined because screw that company making me work absolute minimum wage while doing the job of 3 people. I ran the cash register while also stocking shelves and cleaning the store between customers.

[@NitroFury]

14:21 - 14:29 Robin just straight-up murdered that CEO with words! XD

[@getreadytobeagenius7441]

r/murderedbywords lol

[@airellesparks1644]

Robin's right at this part, if a CEO thinks like this and expects their employees to dedicate their soul to the company, they're dumb

[@elisabethsun7059]

Yep

[@thePhoenixQueen]

"Deceased Journal" had me crying and snort-laughing XD

[@jaydenseow3643]

Ah yes, the embodiment of the father,the son and the meme god E G G

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

[@jaydenseow3643]

@@jdwmytyou live up to your name

[@ojie285]

Why did I randomly think of Tubbo going "Egg Mouth OUHM"

[@actualegg]

*E G G*

[@alexanderkarvos6728]

Wot? U egg? *Stab*

[@yougosquishnow]

Appropriate responses "I don't know Megan. That was almost as dry as the biscuits from popeyes." Megan "well. Now so am i."

[@grimm6181]

"Shotguns require no skill" Destiny 2 slug shotguns do.

[@rustystationwagon4030]

However, every other one in the game is the epitome of no skill.

[@stolenmemepolice6128]

There was a discord notification sound at 6:56, that means that if we can find his discord and join a server he is in, we can dm him. Or he only allows friends.

[@lifesux1953]

I heard that too!

[@rhenniboyy9963]

or maybe we can respect his privacy and not try and find his discord. if he wanted dms, he would've had his discord link somewhere in the description.

[@oliviagacha7771]

4:00 Don't do my man Kaito like that 😔 What did he do to deserve this (No spoilers for V3 pls)

[@rainytriesitsbest]

Okay I feel you too

[@Bajanip]

I was looking for a comment about Kaito lmao Also Batman dies rip

[@breakdownbreakdown9715]

You roast kaito he roundhouse kicks you into space

[@oliviagacha7771]

@@breakdownbreakdown9715 this is a amazing comment

[@hopebagelspeedpaintz4813]

Kaito is awesome why they gotta do him like that-

[@yourlocalguardsman]

Robins laugh is verh wholesome, i hope hes happy like this most of the time

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Sronks

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

“I have worked for $7.00 an hour before” Well, let’s hope you ain’t in Oregon. The minimum wage over here is $7.50

[@The_WhitePencil]

"Shotguns have to be coded in such a way that theyre pointless" Clearly, you've never played a valve game.

[@VitaTheMerm]

Yes

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

fr

[@ULTRAMUERTE_ULTRAKILLJOJO]

He never played Dusk, Ultrakill, Doom, TF2, half life, etc.

[@awesomestyles]

Day 66 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@circusshow4723]

Let’s get This comment to the top

[@Brd6147]

bread stapled to trees???????

[@circusshow4723]

@@Brd6147 there are some wee subreddits out there

[@Pek1gn]

That *evil* laugh at 0:20 made me jump in fear. Robin, you evil genius

[@Monori198]

I can just imagine a robin speaking into the mic scrolling through reddit and him just moving his head around from second to second by just a few degrees and him closing his eyes when commenting on something

[@grey9422]

I love his slow descent into anger

[@insaneq_309]

Robin sounds like a dad that left to get milk and came back the same day.

[@actaullysatan8241]

4:03 rip kaito danganropa v3 will always remember you in there hearts 😫

[@rainytriesitsbest]

I think you mean "heart"

[@hopebagelspeedpaintz4813]

*sad Kokichi noises*

[@shuvittt]

My man can't even spell heart correctly stfu

[@MothsStorm]

Hello there. I've come to remind you about this. Goodbye

[@joshuasmedstad8916]

they had me at "your hairline look like a chicken quesadilla doing the cripwalk in a trapezoid"

[@player3616_]

My brain turned into a perfectly round and smooth lemon skin

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@player3616_ me brain turned smoother than a marble sphere

[@hluccaskywalker8329]

Legend tells that one day the human brain will expand enough to understand this insult. And when that day comes, man will be omniscient.

[@siliswest498]

Non euclidian roast

[@charax-1]

"We must protect him from how to basic" His wife: eggy! Do you want eggs or cheese for breakfast? Him: eggs! His wife: alright just let me crack you up!

[@noiwontdothefandango8531]

E

[@_Gr4yve_]

@@noiwontdothefandango8531 A

[@_Gr4yve_]

Dog

[@zoraz8255]

Lol

[@nicoledoubleyou]

This is bad and you should feel bad

[@taylordavison6849]

You know, the "doing your mom" jokes are pretty telling of their sexuality. From what I can tell, when they're fornicating of other women, they're thinking about their own mothers the whole time.

[@lArcadiuml]

Fun Fact: I once told somebody on Omegle that this conversation is more stale then a slice of bread left out for a week

[@fagtaglia3718]

WHY DID SOMEONE HAVE TO INSULT MY BOY KAITO LIKE THAT THOUGH. LIKE DAMN, WE GET IT, DANGANRONPA HAIR DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BUT KAITO IS SUCH A SWEETHEART LEAVE HIM ALONE 😭😭😭😭

[@hopebagelspeedpaintz4813]

IKR LIKE DAMN😭😭😭😭

[@thegreenwolf8838]

Haha Rotten Flesh go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@fagtaglia3718]

@@thegreenwolf8838 💔💔💔💔

[@bedtimepills]

_me having a stroke because danganronpa and he said kaito right_

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

"We Must Protect Him From How To Basic"

[@benjyyy4168]

Well done on quoting something in the first 5 seconds of the video that everyone saw...

[@munchlax6577]

What he said. We don’t need you wasting space down here in the comments, we have enough garbage in these places anyway. It was in the thumbnail and in the first 2 seconds of the mfing video. Gtfo

[@mollygrader4918]

@@munchlax6577 I like how you said Garbage when your done here acting like a pick you over grow weed

[@munchlax6577]

@@mollygrader4918 Ok Molly Grader

[@mollygrader4918]

@@munchlax6577 sorry i am just mad and i don't mean to be rude and i should not have said that lol

[@jordanhasch2544]

3:52 is BEYOND THE PALE. I have never heard something so raw and yet so utterly inscrutable. I'm still scratching my head and laughing my ass off.

[@chuongnguyen5724]

0:38 crappy KZbin cover artist who cheated on his girlfriend.

[@mocha6443]

6:55 if you listen very very closely, at the part he says "intelligent, independent beings" you can hear a very faint discord notification noise

[@kicur0]

735

[@thebanananacam]

That annoyed the heck out of me since I thought I was just pinged.

[@128Cores]

The editor is too evil

[@elisabethsun7059]

I heard that

[@josefstark8056]

"We must protect him from HTB" Oof size: stratospheric

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

oof size: Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall sized

[@sauceybossyboi7725]

the rant near the end about ceos made me an even bigger fan! Felt that hard af after a week(literally 7 days straight)of 10-12 hour shifts, understaffed and without the required equipment, to get everything ready for opening day, and my paycheck was at least $1000 short 🤦‍♂️

[@yourkeel9012]

Ι love the fact that corpse grinder was straight up in the video. No comments about him....just shark...

[@sleepy_lemon]

I wheezed so hard that I sounded like a goose at the beginning. *I don’t know if I should be worried or-*

[@bendakstarkiller5738]

0:29 That guy cheated on his gf and blamed her for it

[@ilikenougat8892]

Who is it?

[@bendakstarkiller5738]

@@ilikenougat8892 Social Repose

[@ilikenougat8892]

@@bendakstarkiller5738 Danke

[@julianthiemann133]

@@ilikenougat8892 that went from English to Deutsch sehr sehr schnell

[@ilikenougat8892]

@@julianthiemann133 Yep

[@sethv4888]

4:02 KaiTO mOmoTA lUmiNaRy of THE sTaRs---

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Usually I’m the one that comes up with weird insults but I was once called a “spoon” in a derogatory context and I’ve never felt so unimaginative

[@izutsumii]

Everytime i play video games, i just listen to an Emkay video so i dont feel lonely in my room.

[@anarchisttrash364]

Robin got so heated during this episode that I burnt my marshmallows when I held them to close to my computer

[@tink3175]

Yo poor Kaito he didn’t deserve that 😂

[@hopebagelspeedpaintz4813]

Exactly! He is an awesome space man

[@vamqyrie]

3:59 BHAHAH- I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT UNTIL NOW- ✋😭🧍

[@rainytriesitsbest]

Me either

[@OJtheBOI]

man i love this channel, it always makes me laugh when im feeling down, especially rare insults.

[@venombeetle7473]

I feel like reading the terms and conditions and declining is more of a compliment rather than an insult as that shows that you have both the time and energy to read that whole damn list and even after sacrificing that much time, still declining because you understand that you can fullfil those terms and conditions and that it would benefit both you and whatever terms and conditions your reading for in the long run. It shows you have time, dedication and understand when you can't do or fullfil something... I'm still not gonna read the terms and conditions though.

[@francoifrancuhh]

WE MUST PRTECT HIM, THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY EGG

[@sparkplug6837]

I’m adding a new law We can NEVER insult egg brother - him singing in the snow changed the world

[@kantraa]

Robin's laugh sounds like some cartoon villain

[@agnibhnandi1362]

The thumbnail made me *REAL* nostalgic. 2020 is over damn I still feel like it just started.

[@44WarmocK77]

5:53 "How was your holiday at Nagasaki?" Fat Man:"Awesome! I was having a blast! ^^"

[@toplayDA_]

12:09 oh this didn't age well

[@Asthmodeyus]

you can actually hear how after the 7 minutes mark passes, how he gets a discord message. what am i doing with my life?

[@dangandanger8006]

Did not expect a Katio Momota roast

[@hopebagelspeedpaintz4813]

Same I gasped so hard when I saw that-

[@Tactikill44]

Fun fact: shotguns were banned from WorldWar 2 because they were deemed “to dangerous”

[@dog_boy5123]

and for ww1 as well lol

[@EveryThingGirl238]

For the last one 1) Acknowledge that these workers have a life outside of the company. 2) Understand they are working out of a need for money to live, not out of love for the company. 3) Look in the mirror long and hard, realizing your the reason why people hate capitalism.

[@andrewgehl5913]

"How was your holiday at Nagasaki?" "Oh I had a blast"

[@ecabruh5878]

Robin: "SHOTGUNS ARE POINTLESS" DOOM: *heavy metal intensifies*

[@skepticaltoaster9175]

Robin: Shotguns are pointless to use!!! F.E.A.R., Doom and some other games probably: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@obeselasagnacat]

They really called kaito rotton Minecraft flesh. Wow.

[@alohaxocarol9308]

0:06 this man's head is built like a kinder surprise egg with the absolute cruelty to breed with fucking Baldi. get this mans a kinder surprise egg and i'll call it cannibalsim

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

Best things about Emkay narrator voices: Robin: Raspy high pitched scream. Lexi: Demonic voices. Jack: Cursed sentences. Zachb Silky smooth voice. Damien: Silence.

[@axolotl7084]

the fact that I understand 1:42 is amazing because finally my watching of community for.more than I should payed off

[@UnknownUser-fj1cg]

Exactly! I love that show

[@clawed94]

Last time I was this early we were all scared of world war 3

[@just_me_ok849]

ah, in the before before times.

[@leighbelk769]

I don’t get why people thought it would happen.

[@clawed94]

@@leighbelk769 same

[@Carbon-cringe-human]

ah, the good times

[@level-upgavin4116]

*We Must Protect Him From How To Basic*

[@karmachan5246]

We do

[@Biblically-Accurate-Jet]

Me: YAY! Robin! Robin: *Starts Swearing* Also Me: W H O T H E H E L L A R E YO U?

[@asurasyn]

13:40 "And got a nose job too! You forgot that part, buddy!" Well, how the fuck else is he gonna do coke?!

[@danthelad3585]

Hi emkay "Runs away" YO I SAID HI TO EMKAY 👌

[@KvK_Kdaz]

Im gonna act like you didnt spell “HI” wrong...

[@robertanimations5423]

you called emkay a ho, r/grammarishard

[@danthelad3585]

@@robertanimations5423 oof

[@robertanimations5423]

for anyone who wants to know, dan the lad originally said YOU I SAID HOE TO EMKAY 👌, but he edited it to YO I SAID HI TO EMKAY 👌

[@Ifoundnohappinesshere]

According to my prediction: Someone going to make a rare insult in this video

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

0:01 He's egg man without a mustache

[@sophmakesstuff]

KAITO IS OFF LIMITS i never expected a danganronpa one in here tbh

[@MothsStorm]

Hello there. I've come to remind you about this. Goodbye

[@Gnappopo]

Robin: "SHOTGUNS ARE POHINTLEHSS!" Me: *laughs in DOOM, QUAKE, TF2, HALF-LIFE*

[@Gatorade_Man]

the only shotgun that matters in tf2 isnt even a shotgun. its a scattergun

[@justsomeguywithguns159]

10:53 kinda looks like a downgraded PewDiePie

[@Nonsense_Inc]

Me: can i have a PewDIePie? Mom: No we hve PewDiePIe at home PewDiePie at home:

[@blackanimedragon1452]

Welp the first time I've been early for one of these, I'm the late worm to the bird

[@kayllesalvado5714]

Im here wassup now

[@AndreaHa]

The first guy was Richie from the KZbin channel Social Repose

[@cameronballz6154]

So that's what Shakespeare meant when they wrote "what, you egg?" 0:01

[@3ratsinacage]

7:36 oh my god that is one of my fears, that one day I’ll drink my glass of apple juice and it *Won’t be apple juice*

[@rosegonzalez5818]

3:59 You leave Kaito alone 😤 he’s clearly practicing for 0g life in space.

[@atmojoan1672]

4:00 Didnt expect Danganronpa one

[@gavinja2712]

5:30 that guy probably died to a one shot shotgun head shot and is salty af

[@Lemon-vf2yg]

That seems......... Possible.......... I'll........ I'll be riiiigght back. Alright I got my SSG!

[@algr1741]

0:41, please don’t feel that way robin...

[@MamaLeahRocksIt]

Listening to Robin go off at the corporate asshat was fantastic. Superb content.