r/Rareinsults | He looks like bacteria

[@yeethittter1285]

Someone: random weird insult Robin: *FUNNY UNDETECTED*

[@GoinGreninja]

And it pisses me off a bit. If he doesn't like the joke, then great for him. But this is rare insults, not funny insults. I wonder what he was expecting up here without understanding that. A rare insult doesn't've to be funny to be in this subreddit. It just has to be rare.

[@browhathow1397]

Bruh

[@awesomestyles]

Someone on r/memes: makes a meme Robin: *Error. Funny not found.* And that’s why I love him. He’s honest.

[@pepearown4968]

@@GoinGreninja A lot of these insults aren’t even rare though. This was one of the few videos on this channel pertaining to the subreddit where a cliché penis size insult didn’t get in.

[@dannyjamesify]

Me: *scrolling through the comments* Also me: *sees someone with bretta picture and giggles* this made me laugh for some reason...

[@-ElysianEcho-]

The gumball one wasn’t even an insult, the guy is the actual voice actor for gumball

[@serbiamp4]

ok look they call him gumball

[@glaseus4196]

@@serbiamp4 he’s the actual voice actor of gumball, do your research. 🤦🤦

[@acatmadeofbox835]

@@glaseus4196 r/woosh

[@serbiamp4]

@@glaseus4196 i know man stfu don't act like I don't know he's the voice actor, it's legit why they call him gumball

[@davidgeorge1943]

He looks exactly how I imagined a human version of Gumball would look.

[@yourlocalsadboi3519]

Robin looks like the one dentist who doesn’t recommend Colgate

[@theballzeateralternativeac3668]

*:( )* do these types of dentists exist?

[@yourlocalsadboi3519]

@@theballzeateralternativeac3668 sadly, yes. Such as Robin. Who does not

[@theballzeateralternativeac3668]

@@yourlocalsadboi3519 oh.....

[@tobiaslogue284]

r/rareinsults

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

@@tobiaslogue284 not actually, I've seen this one some times before

[@absenceofwordz3828]

They should make r/mediuminsult r/mediumrareinsult r/mediumwellinsult r/welldoneinsult r/rawinsult This comment is made by GordonRamsayMemeGang

[@ocomic9131]

r/nolambsauceinsults

[@xiaolongdrake5353]

r/itstoorawinsults

[@TheRealDrClef]

r/GordonRamsayinsults

[@k4yblessed]

y e s

[@spamtongspamton9900]

so where would “you are dense, round, and heavy, just like a cannonball” fall

[@redman7775]

That first guy looks like Yandere Dev if he put 2 more points in Charisma

[@SavvyKitten666]

If that's who Travis Scott is and what he looks like. He must be the 1% of bacteria that Lysol doesn't kill.

[@igkslife]

1 travis scott becomes 2, we divide to conquer more! 2 travis scott becomes 4, we must divide more! 4 becomes 8! We are stronger than before! Janitor sprays the travis scott colony with bleach. Travis scott colony screams in white man as they d off.

[@SavvyKitten666]

@@igkslife yes! They must all die

[@blizzardgaming7070]

No 69 can’t like

[@SavvyKitten666]

@@blizzardgaming7070 i wasnt even notified I got any of those 68 likes and only received one notification for one of the likes😅

[@bandaidcheerios2309]

i chugged some lysol and didnt die, so am i travis scott's competition?

[@CoingamerFL]

"Just because an insult is rare doesnt mean its funny" You see Robin, the subreddit is called "r/rareinsults" and not "r/funnyinsults"

[@PentaromaLMA0]

we need r/funnyrareinsults

[@CoingamerFL]

@@PentaromaLMA0 I third this.

[@odo208]

@@PentaromaLMA0 I fourth this

[@v1p3rlotus]

@@PentaromaLMA0 I sixth this.

[@J0yceJ0star]

He has millions of braincells, and every single one of it was unable to analyze the topic of the subreddit.

[@dheatlyblaze2846]

"Just because something is rare doesnt mean its funny" "I am rare, but i still sucks!" R/suicidebywords

[@addisonmills7114]

lol nice

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

r/KamikazeByWord*

[@TheOfficialLonestar]

@Yuvraj Jadhav d a m n

[@fellsans9729]

@Yuvraj Jadhav o u c h

[@samgreen8007]

"The statue of disability" THAT one killed me.

[@yoriichitsugikuni6970]

Robin insulting these insults like he isn't an insult to his parents

[@____-auvamm2904]

Dang-

[@gamerf1uid]

Well god damm-

[@v1p3rlotus]

r/rareinsults

[@crusaderkid9024]

didnt have to do him like that chief

[@iapetus6110]

Yoriichi insulting emkay's parents while he is also a dissapointment to his family

[@yolopokecarp4408]

robin's intro should be "I'm robin, and I'm not robbing your house; (whispers to mic) I'm robbing your heart"

[@banana_peel3474]

Lmao-

[@mp-yl1yv]

It is just p e r f e c t.

[@momentwhen]

woof

[@yolopokecarp4408]

@Mr. Green I suppose it would

[@qwik4755]

"I'm robin and im throbbing."

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Farquaad wasn't beaten with a shovel, he was beaten with the *E*

[@stonefisthermitaur1246]

Everywhere I go I see your face.

[@HollyJollyCarl]

Asian communist

[@brycemartin9600]

F

[@fibecheee]

E

[@kysly5093]

Can you not bomb us

[@christian10697]

4:43 That guy looks like he's wearing a Spider-Man mask from Wish.com.

[@farmergreg9861]

i mean.... your not wrong

[@rvbelt6020]

Walmart Deadpool

[@thetwistedgamer7544]

Me: I want spider man Mum: we have spider man at home Spider man at home:

[@schottkydiode7507]

Lmao this is the best one I've seen in the comments and oh boi the replies are really good too He's like someone tried looking like a badass villain but still lives with his grandma because his mom was too disapointed

[@ssmuggler1wizerd881]

@@schottkydiode7507 he looks like an idiot but he's honestly bad ass

[@CarlMax001]

3:42 he looks like a mix between jack black and shaggy

[@mafumafusnumberonefan]

Lexy sounds like she always cries happily at sad times.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

He's no homeless man he's the resurrection of Jesus

[@banana_peel3474]

Lmao-

[@thatntr4146]

Jesus was homeless tho, so _both_ apply.

[@myaren0101]

He kinda looks like an off brand Klaus Hargreeves

[@banana_peel3474]

@@myaren0101 Lmao- I can see that

[@enchantedfox7139]

The entire emkay looks like..... Must..... Insult.... An entire beautiful group that makes my day. Dangit!

[@Cheese-bot]

Ya know something is good when the lord's son himself comes down to watch it

[@eclair2169]

Emkay's Logo Looking Like A Hand Giving A Ok Sign Edit: This aged like fine milk in the back of the fridge... after 10 years.

[@asdada1891]

I agree

[@AlliedX]

That's odd, I never noticed that

[@odieig4316]

The more ya know

[@noo6423]

r/whooosh

[@froo5667]

@@noo6423 bruh what

[@hoiimatemmie706]

Robin laughing hysterically at “2-Dimensional ass” is the only way I can describe my humor

[@tonkletonius9847]

I use Reddit and I’m an underweight 14 year old girl who sounds like a flamboyant 8 year old.

[@williamlevison9966]

*Loli flashbacks commence*

[@daevfinagrbelaclas65]

ok

[@SamuelTrademarked]

what anime protagonist are you

[@poliin21]

"I mean you're dating a skinny guy, not a cartoon character" **cries in weeb**

[@Langrange-]

*laughs in isekai*

[@BegGoose]

*Smiles in non existence*

[@familystites4445]

Oh god that's almost too relatable

[@swag.z4411]

Can I intrest anyone in my new app? *Animie lover VR edition* We have characters from over 150 different anime’s all with AI to suit your lonley needs! And it even has an incognito mode so you can do questionable stuff without anyone knowing! Download now and you can get a free body pillow of your choice!

[@as_seen_on_television]

i dont even watch anime and this hurts

[@alexandergoodman9292]

The best Rare insult I heard in real life was 3 years ago when my family went out for dinner. There was this mid aged couple, and the waiter came up for their order. The guy didn't notice so the woman just said "Sorry, he has the attention span of an week old Avocado." I nearly died laughing after hearing that. Thanks for the video Robin!

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

0:00 that shirt is so r/fellow kids that it hurts

[@CTRPWORKs]

When I saw the Leon pfp I just realized something. No wonder why they couldn't create a good comeback. They're brain cells were so damaged they couldn't learn how too eat air.

[@narararamammily5386]

6ix9ine looks like the classroom's tables at the end of the year.

[@spyzento2206]

Not funny didn't laugh, its also overused

[@sahifatazkhan9980]

@@spyzento2206 me too, it's also not accurate And also, this person is trying too hard 😂

[@alandarkcaster2902]

insult i want to use someday: you sound like the person in the ad where the art is completely different then the real game

[@RaraZeCat]

An insult I want to use is less of an insult and more of a threat...

[@webkarma9654]

so "You look like a ripoff mobile game ad" for short

[@TETRISHUMANREBIRTH]

Try a mirror

[@alandarkcaster2902]

@@TETRISHUMANREBIRTH nice

[@DJAlex1417]

You have the IQ of the person in the mobile game ads

[@Ashen_squad]

9:27 That guy's forehead is so big, i could go all the way to Andromeda & i would still see it perfectly fine

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

he looks like he took steroids but it all went into his brain

[@GoobGoober389]

Me: sees thumb nail Also me: Then who is the Corona

[@gr33d06]

Take a look in the mirror.

[@SniperOnSunday]

@@gr33d06 Oooooooooh

[@exceptionallyriso]

@@gr33d06 Since when did Corona have a color

[@CodeKirby]

Corona is a virus not a bacterium.

[@faustocastro4118]

He's probably thinking about other girls Me: Who is the richest homeless man

[@A_Shadow87]

ever hear of a mirror?

[@theoddgaming5529]

@@A_Shadow87 oooohhhhhhhhh burn

[@theballzeateralternativeac3668]

@@A_Shadow87 *D A M N*

[@brezz1125]

@@theoddgaming5529 i can tell youre pretty annoying in real life.

[@fluffydiced4212]

That would be your father

[@zenwalt3116]

At 4:42 he actually looks like he went through a Italian pizzeria and insulted the chef's and they threw tomatoes at him.

[@jenstoddard6179]

I like how it goes from mademesmile to rareinsults.

[@allistairhock9825]

“My brother has the emotional range of a plastic fork in his voice” bruh Forky is very emotional.

[@noelhutchins7366]

Character heroes from the 80's recycled into villains of today: Elvis-pop-tokyo-Guy is the standard for both 7:57

[@wasnt_here]

1:56 bruh he looks like the main character from a children's animation short

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

he looks more like if his face got crushed by a hydraulic press

[@tonedeafbard7021]

when the r/rareinsults video is uploaded on your birthday: “guess I’ll die”

[@skele4454]

4:16 as a redditor I’m offended that you compared me to bubble bass, he deserves way better than this

[@nigagman6170]

Ig self burns are not rare anymore

[@RaraZeCat]

Had me in the first half not gonna lie.

[@sahifatazkhan9980]

@@nigagman6170 yeah and this "roast" is too overused, annoying.

[@thomvanderleest6054]

I I a I am I am n I am no I am not gonna waste my time.

[@TheRealDrClef]

B Bu But But I But I w But I wi But I wil But I will But I will.

[@user-en2hu6wp7p]

i i w i wa i wan i want i want t i want to i want t i want i wan i wa i w i

[@Esquio]

*But you already have*

[@RhuBin02]

E

[@thisismyname5317]

N Ne Nei Neit Neith Neithe Neither Neither W Neither Wi Neither wil Neither will Neither will I Neither will Neither wil Neither wi Neither w Neither Neithe Neith Neit Nei Ne N

[@jockeyfield1954]

7:36 he looks like he'd play the real life version of Brett Morris from American Dad

[@grassisoverrated]

0:46 oml..... is that..... TheOdd1sOut?!

[@superbloxian502]

4:16 I can feel the heat from the insults redditors are making up

[@calvietunion3588]

God, some of these roast where so strong, that no therapy could fix it.

[@scrubscruby4112]

Im having diareah that feels like fire, and its going put so vilently that water is plashing on my bum.

[@rantaroamami2116]

we've all been there, mate

[@Matildaalreadyexists]

Got notif whilst watching old videos, amazing timing

[@Callie_with_a_bible]

Robin is the embodiment of the statement "You must be fun at parties"

[@K0LZEN]

8:27 robin sounds like the cat in the hat with that laugh

[@john.k7767]

"Your gonna break your nose and not be able to hear for weeks"he sounds like a Simpson's character that just had cocaine Omg thx for the likes

[@BeckyNosferatu]

Your comment threw me for a fuckin' loop with your grammar, or lack thereof. It's "Break" not "Brake." You can't "stop" your nose.

[@anonguy772]

Since when is your nose a car? You can't brake it lmao

[@john.k7767]

@@BeckyNosferatu sorry it was auto correct I will fix it Thx for telling it to me

[@BeckyNosferatu]

@@john.k7767 I honestly thought it was the you're/your issue. xD no worries dude! I tend to forget you can browse KZbin on a phone or tablet. lol

[@john.k7767]

@@BeckyNosferatu no problem bro

[@bvttew_miilk8793]

11:03 That guy has been roasted SO MANY TIMES on r/rareinsults I’m beginning to wonder who he is

[@RaraZeCat]

He’s a rareinsult legend.

[@piyushsharma3991]

He and that homeless Jesus guy

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@qtxhobezxtq6611]

Hey gradnma, how you doin'

[@quickthinkofaname9662]

@@qtxhobezxtq6611 hope she's good

[@miguelboi8111]

Wait didn't you die

[@bt_tfs]

*fresno nightcrawler approved*

[@XEAZUR]

noice

[@ikestrelrandomly]

That building is real and creates hell for pedestrians and neighbouring buildings...

[@Row_of_E]

8:00 even Crazy Diamond can't fix that...

[@rickrolled9536]

Robin's voice sounds like kronk but not yet hit puberty

[@slidecancel7411]

Did I get Rick rolled by your profile pic

[@kurisu7885]

"I don't trust a guy whose fashion sense is based off the puke of a child who ate too much candy." Good one!

[@jenthelass]

8:01 HE EVEN HAS THE JOSUKE HAIRCUT

[@cooperthegreatandpowerful6820]

oh and his name is literally metal bat

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

he looks like gangster jotaro

[@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257]

Emkay: I don’t think I can make rare insults! Also emkay: 7:53

[@Artcat932]

0:01 looks like the character in a movie that everyone thinks is the bad guy but is actually just a misunderstood side character.

[@davidjacobs7465]

Robin sounds like the type of guy who dropped out of high school and would boast about it to his parents

[@j4y_pg]

8:45 im pretty sure is the actual voice of gumball Edit:Look up JunkyJanker

[@bbobbers]

10:22 she looks like the green goblin from Spectacular Spider-Man

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Damn chill

[@chayden153]

Dayum dude

[@82blaqdiva]

Robin: its great to see you again!! Me coming from another video that Robin was in: *shuts blinds*

[@ConFall]

The first guy looks like Professor Snape minus the grumpu face

[@xx_da1only78_xx9]

Robin, how many windows have you flown into. And what’s you’re high score for running into the same window

[@mothman7430]

well... this is a new feeling.

[@sisusaarela8175]

Same

[@hannesbam6315]

same

[@thedemoninyourcloset.]

same

[@LeveyHere]

same

[@cringeman9019]

4:20 Yeah I looked like that 2 years ago Now I’m fatter

[@mountain_manatee.]

0:15 that genuinely made me happy. Thanks Emkay (:

[@eiiza8283]

10:45 It is a real building, its nickname is the Walky Talky (If you need a smile, I recommend looking at skyscraper names in London). It was a engering catorhovhe, (I can't spell, and spellcheck doesn't know what I am saying) because it was burning the ground below, with reflected, and concentrated sunlight.

[@NoNameTbh4]

POV: you haven't wtached half of the video and you're already scrolling through the comments

[@benjyyy4168]

@ExDeeXD Music because the video just came out so chances are you haven't watched it...

[@-beanhead_blobbles-3891]

Jokes on you - I just finished it

[@NoNameTbh4]

@《Jinx 》 jokes on you I don't scroll through comments until I'm done with the video to avoid spoilers

[@romanbarnaby4244]

*Howdidyouknow*

[@jabbiejabbie3624]

6:32 I almost puked from nostalgia

[@AnonymousCheeseEnjoyer]

memes are everything, memes are life, memes are creation

[@AnonymousCheeseEnjoyer]

And reddit is helping us

[@OrkOfOhio]

3:29 that’s not a long magnum. That’s A BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.

[@AxelRedGem]

10:08 The fact that Leon Kuwata would probably try to roast someone like this just kills me-

[@rosanafalcao4038]

"When scoob and the gang bring back crystal meth instead of gems" *[We Are The Crystal Gems intensifies]*

[@harveyannison8301]

We are the crystal gems and we’ll always save the day if you think we can’t we’ll always find a way that’s why the people of this world believes in garnet,amethyst and pearl And steven

[@Sylvarvar]

@@harveyannison8301 YES STEVEN UNIVERSE

[@Sylvarvar]

That's right, I've heard the story over and over again, Gee it's swell to finally meet her Other Friend's. That's right I've heard the story don't really like how it ends gee it's swell to finally meet her Other friends. What did she say about me what did she say? What did you do without me what did you do? Did you play games without me what did you Play??? Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about YOUUUUU!!!! Ohh thats right I've heard the story over and over again Gee it's swell to finally meet her Other Friend'sss. Garnet: She's running circles around us. Amethyst: I'm resting give me a break. Pearl: It really is her, But she can't be serious. Steven Universe: You know her Pearl? Can you tell us who she is? Spinel:(Gets mad) WHO AM I? WHO AM I? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING IM THE LOSER OF THE GAME YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING! Let's play another game this time I get to win, Lives on the line winner takes all ready or not let's begin. Ohhhh that's right I've heard the story over and over again Gee it's swell to finally beat her other friends ohhhhhhh that's right I've heard the story over and over again Gee it's swell to finally meet her otherrrr otherrrr otheeeeeerrrrrrr Friendssssssa! Lemme know if I got something wrong

[@harveyannison8301]

@@Sylvarvar lol spinel was my fav character in the movie

[@harveyannison8301]

I also like stevonnie lol

[@gorax5583]

Robin's voice sounds like watered down Peter Griffin I'm sorry, I love the videos btw

[@weirdodoesart2320]

Robin you remind me of a stale marshmallow that is human. But I still like you.

[@bray6233]

I love stale marshmallows

[@leszek1116]

Why Robin has been such a fun killer lately? It's like he doesn't want to get the joke

[@Alyks_the_Emerald_Sage]

0:51 my own mother is just like that, she thinks that humans ARE NOT animals. And every time I try to explain it to her, she denies it completely and says that were "Human Beings".

[@frederickthegreat3912]

Make her cease

[@kowodaa7833]

first man be lookin like a mii character

[@iaraye]

0:01 He looks like 20 year old severus Snape with a face template of James charles.

[@lemonstarofficial]

Ok

[@LazyLittleGuy]

Nah, he looks like the live action version of the cat in the hat if he was a high schooler with a 3 millimeter ding dong.

[@shitpostking5986]

4:41 my man be lookin like spiderman when he just started fighting

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

assassin man

[@DeathsinkTV]

8:43 for those who might not get the full joke, the kid on the video playing Minecraft is the voice actor of Gumball from "The Amazing World of Gumball" tv show, so yeah the joke doesn't really make sense without this context.

[@adamseward3567]

3:22 “when he tried to match the ranger with a big iron on his hip”

[@pageturner2958]

I call my friends "Genetically Inferior Rats," as a way to get dominance for being the tallest. The shortest of my friends now calls themselves the "Genetically Inferior Rat King."

[@RaraZeCat]

Hey, at least they’re honing up to it.

[@pageturner2958]

@@RaraZeCat But that isn't how it works. I am the leader of this pack of rats known as a friend group. I rule over the Genetically Inferior Rats, they don't rule over me.

[@lilyj1859]

Wasn't expecting to see Unus Annus here lol

[@Xrairyn]

Took me a while to find a comment like this XD

[@lilyj1859]

@@Xrairyn Memento Mori my friend

[@Xrairyn]

@@lilyj1859 Мемеито Мояi. May you have a wonderful Christmas and New Year.

[@lilyj1859]

@@Xrairyn you too! It's so great to find other people who understand Unus Annus and how great it was lol

[@Xrairyn]

@@lilyj1859 lol But yeah, it is great. Sometimes heartwarming to be honest- Which is why I smiled when I saw your comment :P So.. Eєf

[@pumpkinfriend2220]

3:21 G I A N T iron on his hip

[@seebee9362]

10:40 That building focused sunlight and directed it onto the street so it literly melted cars. They fixed it now though.

[@jeanlessisjeanless992]

Fun fact, that big magnum was a S&W 500 with a 9-10 inch barrel. It's one of the highest caliber civilian revolvers ever built and the ones with that barrel length come with a shoulder sling because of the kickback. Shit you not.

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

When you find out that jack has his own channel called jay mick Ahh yes let the cursed things begin!

[@LittleIcarus]

robin has one too ^-^ kzbin.info/door/Cd2BkwTflJJQwCNBrUJ1cw

[@NoNameTbh4]

lol

[@davidboman835]

lol

[@Xycron]

lol

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

@@Xycron hello robin how do you do?

[@aeughhz1294]

How to get on an r/rareinsults video: Say "penguinz0 looks like a homeless man or jesus" Profit

[@Crazylom]

Your profile picture looks like what photographer with your nickname would pick during stroke

[@aeughhz1294]

@@Crazylom wow that's a rare one

[@agent_w.]

“look at that yikes of a tshirt” worst part is now that emkay called it a yikes tshirt it might sell better cause everyone wants the yikes™️ branded tshirt

[@axelwulf6220]

Bubble Bass is who I think of when Neckbeards are mentioned

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

“The statue of disability.” God, I have to remember that one. I would never be able to use it, but damn that’s good.

[@xknacho4585]

I missed r/Rareinsults

[@thedarkdragon1437]

FakeJake rareinsults=demonetized. Emkay= Mmm let em pass. youtube at its finest

[@SniperOnSunday]

Because Emkay is too large a channel, they can't demonitize him or else they'll lose alot of money

[@Thepotatoz.]

@@SniperOnSunday PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT he may be big but youtube wouldn't care what does that cost them a measly few grand at best

[@LeveyHere]

Saying Travis Scott looks like bacteria could be taken multiple ways.

[@nevomizrachi6282]

How?

[@randomkris1767]

I would also like to know

[@LeveyHere]

@@nevomizrachi6282 Anything other than his hair. Or, to some over-sensitive people, they think it could be racist.

[@holvingar4375]

8:40 nooo. That dude is the voice actor for gumball

[@yumiko523]

I've also never eaten fruit before because I despise them for some reason, and when that insult aboout" "He looks like the type of guy to go to a fancy restaurant and order grilled cheese" that hit me hard. My aunt took me to a fancy restaurant and all I ordered was 2 grilled cheeses.

[@uwuthighs6917]

3:37 you do know that the longer the barrel the less there recoil is right?

[@N0mark0v]

I mean the first one looks like some edgy teen who blasts the ussr anthem and wonders why people don’t think he’s unique or cool

[@picklefingers1502]

R/fellowkids

[@lisao6091]

7:52 r/rareinsults

[@lucas_e3094]

Uneducated baked potatoe is still one of the best rare inults

[@warwick968]

'Hears the sun come up' XD I loved that