r/Rareinsults | YOUR EARS ARE STRANGE AND UNNATURAL

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Editor ► / jackbontatibus
Narrator ► / damienleevoice

[@Awkweeus]

Damien: *Doesnt know what Oblivion is* Me: “Stop, you’ve violated the law pay the court a fine or face your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit”

[@Hopscotchpro11]

or pay with your blood!

[@Robbnlinzi]

Very well

[@EmKay]

is that like the prequel to skyrim, but worse? not sure about damien but emkay hand has only played Skyrim 1

[@Awkweeus]

@EmKay Oblivion is one of the games in the Elder Scrolls Series, it is the 4th one, Skyrim is the 5th game of the Elder Scrolls series.

[@EmKay]

@@Awkweeus no but it's part of the skyrim games. like there's Skyrim 1 by Todd Howard and then there's Skyrim: Oblivion which was by some other guy

[@arsenic-armageddons]

Damien: "tHaT's MeAn!" Also Damien: * *wheezing more than a tea kettle* *

[@urmom-tx5cw]

That is too true to even say anything more than that is too true

[@bat-]

1:24 who is this

[@mistyjones9831]

I thought he was a tea kettle for a second

[@sancessgaming188]

Who thinks laughs more like a tea kettle Dream or Damien

[@w.s.mcgallis7731]

@3:38, bob scruggs

[@matty8952]

I love how Damien calls everyone chief. He sounds like a good dad.

[@boo4141]

I'm just imagining Damien grilling wearing socks and sandals

[@tan-tan5913]

@@boo4141 I read that as grilling socks

[@_OK___]

That is a good comment chief

[@Ollie_the_Possum]

@Noah Cardinal PLEASE

[@sevilleandcoarthouse2960]

Ok chief

[@redattack8]

“He looks like a big toe, but with a face” *What if he was designed to look like that*

[@huhhuhwhuhh]

Dudes it's the human thumb from spy kids

[@santicheeks1106]

@@huhhuhwhuhh those ugly 🅱s always scared the life out of me

[@moonpenguin1394]

Santi Cheeks lmao 😂

[@moonpenguin1394]

Faruk Eroğlu wtf?? 🤣

[@santicheeks1106]

@@maya20484 with some peanut butter on it mmmmmmmm 😫😫👄👅

[@x-termination1024]

"He looks like human Thanos" Bruh stop it or he's going to *SNAP* your neck.

[@ellitri9677]

The new 173

[@OdashN]

That was kinda the joke X - TERMINALAUTISM

[@x-termination1024]

Why do you think I commented this? bruh *B R U H*

[@peptodangles]

Don’t understand

[@k-boi420]

He'll snap one thing, but it won't be his fingers

[@420furby9]

Damien: noooo thats meaaaaan Also Damien: *HE LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARDS HOUSE*

[@unknownuser4224]

He does tho 😂

[@jan_Eten]

@@unknownuser4224 fr

[@michaelbachman4683]

Damien: “That’s mean!” Also Damien: laughs maniacally

[@RMT0615]

Yeah this is big brain time

[@freddyproell9996]

I’m your second sub cause you’re baby yoda

[@imabitchbutiwouldliketosay5230]

I'm your fourth sub because I don't have a Spine & follow trends

[@toxicfrancium]

Im your fifth subscriber because im mafumafu pfp

[@Shadoboy]

Damien: "That's so mean" Also Damien: "He looks like Squidward's house"

[@blackcatstudios500]

Shadoboy “built like the teletubbies vacuum”

[@captaincraftit696]

Dude's vibing like a Moai head 🗿

[@mizzyforeverg6452]

4:06 why does this dude looks like he is gonna fire mr. Incredible

[@macieks6099]

😂😂😂😂 OMG you killed him

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

He looks like that guy and Coralines father if he got a tan

[@prod.by.treasure]

Damian’s wheezing sounds like the editor put the “look at this dude” sound over Damian’s laugh.

[@goblinchild691]

Dear god, I CANT unhear it. OH MY LORD.

[@uhhhhey287]

@@goblinchild691 o mg

[@shadovvx8943]

Don't do Damien like that 😂

[@salamilid7615]

“I don’t know what oblivion is” *excuse me*

[@bigd3642]

Exactly

[@Meepist1]

EmKay is at 199IQ, the last part is “What is oblivion”

[@chickenblade694]

E

[@Will-ql6di]

5 seconds in and I'm feeling deeply dissatisfied.

[@ChinChin-tj5dn]

By Azura by Azura by Azura!

[@henrybranch1164]

5:44 you clearly missed something very important. His hair looks like an overused toothbrush.

[@brettclutter2350]

This dude looks like a cross between a minecraft villager and a goblin. Seriously look at that nose!

[@komarunaegi9719]

@@brettclutter2350 he looks like a human goblin that's tryna fit in

[@PastelCookie_]

Hahaha

[@haldanandpako2755]

I’m pretty sure he was arrested for grinding up peoples bones and making them into bread.

[@devyanshkhanna9701]

He looks like the guy that's been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty.

[@hereticalcrusader2544]

Damien: *goes onto rare insults* Also Damien: “ThAtS So MeAn”

[@yamatoyazuyuki7049]

I know right 😂🤣😂

[@danielvolpe20]

MoRe LiKe BoRe RaGnOrOk

[@paulcooper3722]

R/whoooosh

[@nabberbabbler]

Who are you wooshing??

[@cubixman9676]

@@nabberbabbler leave him alone its a fortnite profile picture. He needs to be in his own habitat saying r/woooosh to every word he sees. Its just a thing they do They also dance every second

[@mauve2183]

Damien wasn’t created to read rude things, his eyes are just too innocent

[@bevoss7573]

A rainbow sheep On KZbin Damien is like puppers online, we must protect his innocence and laughter.

[@x-termination1024]

You sure you got that right? r/Cursedcomments Check that out and he is *Not that innocent*

[@mauve2183]

Hm

[@zombiefried2363]

His eyes are too innocent? Hey, lemme educate you real quick, have you heard of the entity known as Ramsey?

[@DarkLunchbox]

r/makemesuffer? r/cursedcomments?

[@MrGreat-cd9im]

Damein laughing at 1:23 sounds like my grandpas truck trying to start from being in the storage unit for 10 years

[@samitkashyap5948]

OMG 😂😂😂😂

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

WHEEEEEEEEEZE

[@ballmanner]

And somehow he still manages to write "Damien" better than you

[@pufferfishparty]

@@ballmanner they just mixed up two letters calm down.

[@ballmanner]

@@pufferfishparty ik lmao im just insulting cuz r/rareinsults xd (even tho it wasnt a rare insult it was still an insult at the end of the day)

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Getting these roasts is like finding a shiny pokemon and accidentally killing it

[@zhonglisboot3544]

Why dont you be a gamer for fun insted. Heros are boring

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

@@zhonglisboot3544 I actually have gameplay of Overwatch and Minecraft, you're a fake gamer

[@heavysleeperassclapper6054]

It's a dio Vs dio situation

[@SistermonSimp]

Don't remind me.... I ran from s shiny sperow 12 call encounters

[@SnowBaller985]

Dio Drama

[@TripleStuft]

1:32 “Ah my Sims character is finally complete. I’ll call her.... Tumour”

[@mettledarksonicnight2149]

Blake :3 do you know who she is ?

[@ametsunami4070]

I once randomized my gacha characters name and it said “Ebola”

[@freddyfazbear2883]

ZodiacMoon d a m n

[@kerihitchcock1615]

Reminds me of GrayStillPlays 😂

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

Keri Hitchcock Gray's Sims content is gold

[@sunnydayeverlasting4028]

2:19 He looks like the villain from that one Elmo movie where Elmo lost his blanket and he had to get it back from this guy.

[@santosprincez]

ELMO IN GROUCHLAND!!!! I used to watch that

[@isuckatnames6078]

Damien's the type of guy to get shot in a dark alley and "vibe with it"

[@skeltonslay8er781]

Damien: doesn’t know what oblivion is Me: Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence

[@nasersepic8390]

Then pay with your blood!

[@Mr.Thicket]

Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

[@celticwarwizard1]

i used to be a traveler like you, till i took an arrow to MY HEART

[@battlesheep2552]

This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death

[@Mr.Thicket]

Una persona 100% real WHY WON’T YOU DIEEEE

[@DeltaBlazin]

"I'm not trying to be rude but..." **says something rude**

[@Angel_Kittichik]

Damien: *Sees a Tuber with big lips.* Damien: *Morphs into a tea kettle and wheezes uncontrollably.*

[@0w0-c6i]

*Wheezes in tea kettle*

[@ItsTheKerminator]

"I don't know what Oblivion is." *STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW*

[@randomfluffkingt.9364]

10:14 It’s great when Damien laughs harder at his own jokes than the actual joke

[@lnhp5592]

so you're oblivious to oblivion...... heolp

[@DarkwearGT]

Wait u are oblivious to oblivion too

[@brotherjauffre4923]

He looks like someone that I know. I can't remember who he looks like.

[@_Tundrra_]

I am

[@raven_isnotok9928]

So am i

[@jonatandewaele637]

U read my mind!!

[@SaZaLime]

"He looks like a slightly melted Robert Downey Jr" Why they gotta do my man Peter Cullan dirty like that

[@metalshy3661]

10:22 so we finally found the Model for the Easter Island Status.

[@6Bruh9]

Damian: "My Namian is damien" Comment section: *THE SACRED TEXTS*

[@matt-bt7pu]

Why do people spell it Damian? His personal channel is literally Damien Lee

[@penguinpenguinpenguin]

@@matt-bt7pu idk people call captain sparkles jardon not jordan and that also confuses me

[@igi1225]

He didnt say that cringe but okay

[@benshcarrot4435]

He never said it

[@sillyrabbit_]

Bensh & Cąnkǝt he said it on his personal channel

[@seriousnorbo3838]

When Damien didn't used the word "gnarly" even once... *Something's wrong i can feel it*

[@mehgreyson]

1:26, she looks like my 7 year old cousin's character from the sims. I’m not joking it’s like, 80% spot on 2:35, that’s a Maui cosplay, get this man the wig for it and it’ll be perfect 4:46, he looks like an off brand Peter Parker 5:28, that’s just a randomized sims character

[@mettledarksonicnight2149]

_-Dionysus-_ who is the girl at 1:26 ?

[@mehgreyson]

Mettle Dark sonic night21 i have no idea

[@_b0nkk_]

When EmKay laughs I laugh. *It's a simple process.*

[@eefussy]

Hi namjoon :)

[@warmcorpse_]

I don't listen to kpop so I have no idea what these references are

[@shelbs8015]

@@warmcorpse_ I know

[@PyroHyro]

Emkay: *laughs* My depression: haha I’m in danger

[@NoName-ld7gg]

The Holy Crusader It’s nothing to worry about. We were just having fun and I can no longer make that joke since my username’s changed.

[@facelessfigure7985]

Hearing Damien laugh until he's out of breath is genuinely hilarious.

[@linadaniel1188]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Damien says "that's mean"

[@NonSimonary]

My friends alcoholic father would blackout within the first two minutes.

[@dustedveils]

"Like Scoob, He's ripped!" - Shaggy *looses it and dies laughing* (P.S. Great Shaggy voice! Sounds just like him!)

[@Bunnymannn7]

Especially the laugh!

[@satanicpanic4565]

2:28 I love how Damian goes from “oh dear lord” to “LIKE OH GOD SCOOB”

[@milkxies8566]

5:25 dude looks like a world of warcrafts troll edit; *my own father confirmed this-*

[@JCdental]

“I don’t know what oblivion is” *JAZZ MUSIC STOPS*

[@ThePaperKhan]

You mean jizz? Only the highly intellectual listen to modal nodes.

[@oem1002]

Damien reads comment: that's mean Also Damien: *laughs at the person the comment is talking about

[@user-nz7vo3ku3i]

5:00 His ears be lookin more and more like he went to greenland and stayed there for a week with no clothes.

[@jushii_9396]

"he looks like human thanos" EmKay: "don't say that he's gonna SNAP your neck! Me: d-did he mean to dsy that?

[@Liv_erEater04]

dsy?

[@AquaNicota]

dsy?

[@Liv_erEater04]

dsy?

[@erebusphxntom4205]

Dsy?

[@sniperuniverse3259]

Dsy?

[@Styxintheriver]

“I don’t know what oblivion is” .... I have never heard you say something more offensive than that

[@noyes8882]

Persephone Hana what about when he asked “what game is that” when terraria was the game in the post

[@hmmbaybayon2837]

@@noyes8882 affirmative

[@corychehowski1195]

Damien sounds like he just got out of a rap battle and is still getting used to talking Normally

[@JustMe-qo7yw]

I kept changing playback speeds. Really funny to hear him.

[@nadiaharris4993]

Damien: doesn't know Ruby Bridges Black history: *am I a joke to you*

[@DreadfulSora]

Yes

[@MerkhVision]

I dont kno of Ruby Bridges specifically, but the “integration” comment tipped me off to the context at least

[@candyxrose9634]

Nadia Harris your Profile picture is a k-pop star I think You’re probably questioning why I made this comment well I don’t know

[@nadiaharris4993]

@@candyxrose9634 lol yes it's Johnny from nct

[@tedinthemicrowave]

Exactly

[@waidi3242]

5:57 She looks like the American version of Hatsune Miku

[@uhhhhey287]

😂😂💀💀👌👌

[@-Gage-]

YEAH MIKU!!!!

[@raskullsshako]

LOL

[@feetusyeeter]

Twitter version

[@joannamysluk8623]

Correction: A *_low-budget_* American version of Miku.

[@DamienTheOkay]

4:14 He looks like he’s gonna say *”Honey, wheeeres my suuper suit?!”*

[@MythoFoxical]

3:59 Wait... that’s supposed to be an insult? Anything involving looking like Waluigi instantly becomes a compliment.

[@doctormaverious332]

"I don't know what Oblivion is." You've violated the law!

[@machinegunc1325]

Damien. Sometimes you don’t even need to put a joke. Only your laugh, it is hilarious and I love it

[@willav9267]

The Obama waluigi was homeless like 5 years ago. His story is mad

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

The man with the golden voice

[@thefrenchiestfry656]

“Man’s built like squidward’s house”

[@Crazylom]

The proof of society malfunction

[@imabitchbutiwouldliketosay5230]

🗿

[@jw0725]

Damien: *doesnt know what oblivion is* Me: finally I have something in common with a famous person

[@andrej.5838]

Damien's laugh sounds like it demands pictures of spiderman.

[@JecIsBec]

wHat

[@kairosrevenge]

André j. lmaaaaoo

[@openfearful9691]

No one: Literally no one: Damien after almost every post: No! That's mean!

[@missy636]

The moment I saw this comment I heard him say it!

[@MerkhVision]

Almost like he doesnt kno what the point of this subreddit is lol

[@openfearful9691]

@@MerkhVision facts

[@missy636]

You have to admit it's really sweet that he cares.

[@TRYCKSTERRBLX]

10:37 my guy got the front of a mustang smack dab in the middle of his face

[@OptimusPrime05]

I'm only here to see Damien get roasted by not knowing what Oblivion is.

[@porkroast9398]

I as well, also liking all the comments regarding oblivion

[@EmKay]

is oblivion some kind of reddit channel?

[@DonOthello]

@@EmKay I feel so bad for you, buddy.

[@EmKay]

@@DonOthello what is it not a reddit channel. is it like one of cowbelly's meme channels. i'm trying to search for it on KZbin but it's all just footage of some videogame

[@DonOthello]

@@EmKay You poor soul- It's like skyrim.

[@peter-peterpumpkineater4982]

I just love how Damien just throws in his own insults to the mix in the previous r/rareinsults then proclaims how mean the ones he reads are

[@spreest9537]

Was looking for a comment pointing this out, it's amazing :')

[@soggytortilla48]

Use this one “you look like you take the crust off uncrustables”

[@thefastrblaster8405]

how this only have five likes

[@theboisgamingandvlogs304]

Omg yes

[@memeboi1954]

Damiens laugh sounds like shoes squeaking on a basketball court.

[@simonpetrikov3992]

ThAtS So MeAN

[@f0rbidden_sight822]

His laugh is beautiful I'm guessing this was supposed to be a rare insult but like

[@billysbasement4498]

No Wet shoes

[@slizerr9498]

"I dont know what oblivion is" Me: oh no

[@-Bishop-]

I don't know what it is either...

[@jorjortheslaya9722]

@@-Bishop- Its the Elder Scrolls 4 one of the best open world games ever

[@unapersona100real6]

@@jorjortheslaya9722 and with stupid npcs but are still better than normal game npcs

[@bradthegiant]

Damien: *why do I hear boss music?*

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

1:23 Imagine sounding like a bicycle tire with asthma every time you laugh super hard

[@ramadhani201]

"I don't know what oblivion is" *everyone disliked that*

[@Binerrrr]

*everyone hates your name*

[@randomcanadien8315]

Your name is the spawn in of satan

[@connierose29687]

Your name is fine.

[@shrekopump2670]

I LOVE YOUR NAME

[@chinesewordswithanaccent]

_me an intellectual_

[@AtChiaPet]

I shall give the Oblivion dude some gold so that he may thank me with his different voice

[@TheFishE77Official]

"Who will help an old beggar?" "ThAnK yE kInD SiR!"

[@NathanKent01]

Hi Chiaki, what games are you getting for Christmas? XD

[@2perimeter]

damien's laugh sounds like the hissing sound when you pump up a ball and it starts wheezing

[@screwoff6948]

Oh my fucking god it dOES-

[@sqeezybagg1825]

1:30 she looks like that frog from Rayman legends

[@kawaiicookie3751]

@Sqeezy bagg HOLY FUCK SHE DOES-

[@iansarmiento23]

Damien: Don't know what Oblivion is Also Damien: *_Literally on the internet_*

[@vinnylatoria4478]

There are no words that can describe how badly I want Damien to tell me a bedtime story on the tough guy voice.

[@themilkman3949]

“My namien is Damien, there are you happy comment section” *No*

[@LuvPartTwo]

No

[@kayleezamarripa1012]

No

[@ily_as]

No

[@jianl6725]

No

[@LuvPartTwo]

What did I start😂

[@billmcewen4469]

Like scoob he's jacked - damien 2019

[@slendveny7191]

That human thanos guy playing animal crossing on a tiny switch controller is the greatest thing I've thought about today.

[@dreamerofryleh4016]

Damien: I don’t know oblivion Everyone who loves oblivion: well met

[@Kool-aidz]

5:35 Literally the guy who wore the Chuck-e-cheese costume at your fifth bday party

[@Alernategem]

Doesn’t know oblivion, that’s gonna be a no from me dog

[@briansilvermoon6862]

Yes these are sad times

[@sheiverain]

whats that again

[@absoluteschmuck]

“I don’t know what oblivion is” ò_ó

[@Logan-zl7xi]

10:18 BRO THIS ONE MADE ME BENT OVER CRYING LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY KITCHEN!😂😂😂

[@samualjohnstone2413]

The dude that’s ripped is also 6’8 or something crazy like that and an actor

[@gregtuna49]

"I don't know what oblivion is" I am hurt

[@holtonmody5725]

"She's the type of girl who'd climb over a glass wall to see what's behind it" HAHAHHAHA

[@cnokaba]

Damien: Don't bully Also Damien: **Laughs at youtuber** Me: are you sure about that?

[@shaunharrison7368]

F

[@katesbane]

1:23 *This is the most contagious laughter I have ever heard.*

[@martyodonnell3405]

I honestly love your laugh to the point that I'm trying to set it as my alarm so I can wake up to the sound of you

[@weirdo-ou2pt]

damien's laugh sounds like a mix between a malfunctioning talking robot and a fully automatic pellet gun

[@thestrangler2688]

Person who makes a rare insult: *Rare Insult* Also person: n0 o0fENse bB0t

[@ThatPyukumuku]

5:28 This guy has Grunkle Stan's proportions

[@bonelessbones2934]

Emkay laughs like a balloon deflating whilst the hole is stretched to become a line

[@adrianrios3218]

Everyone’s talking about how Damien doesn’t know what oblivion means but why is no one talking about the fact that he doesn’t know who Ruby Bridges is

[@ewwafairy1326]

2:28 is the first time I've heard Damian sounded intimidated and in awe at the same time 😂😂😂

[@NiraSader]

“I don’t know this I don’t know that” GOOGLE YOU HEATHEN

[@NewAGL]

I also dont know what is oblivion

[@oriontigley5089]

@@NewAGL TRAITOR!!!

[@NewAGL]

@@oriontigley5089 ...

[@oriontigley5089]

@@NewAGL In the name of the Empire, you're under arrest! Hand over all your stolen goods and pay the fine! (Oblivion is the 4th installment in the Elder Scrolls video game series, Skyrim being the 5th)

[@NewAGL]

@@oriontigley5089 yes idk that

[@ThemmeFataleKiva]

"he looks like a melted RDJ" man why they gotta do Optimus, the Predator, and Eeyore dirty like that?

[@dinoahmad182]

*Damien's laugh is so precious.*

[@CarboniteDreamer]

the guy who "looks like a melted RDJ" is the voice of optimus prime.

[@MissRandomNomad0o]

Wait

[@Nathan-ed1nr]

Damien: *reads r/rareinsults* Also Damien: "That's so meann"

[@TheAgnulee]

Damian freaking out at the jacked dude literally made me wheeze I love this place

[@SkyBlu554]

Damien: we’re looking at, r/rareinsults Also Damien: that’s mean

[@ethanhinkle683]

"... he should have HEARD the police coming." Personally, all I see is "SLOTH. LOVES. CHUNK."

[@DaMooseIRL]

3:15 I love his genuine laugh so much

[@germansnake3060]

"I don‘t know what Oblivion is." *S T O P! You violated the law.* *Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.*

[@unapersona100real6]

Your stolen goods are now forefit

[@oreo_6206]

Someone told me today, "You look like someones transgeder aunt" I don't know how to feel about that.

[@Liv_erEater04]

transgeder?

[@forrestmothra1595]

Damien’s Chad “haha” kills me in the cringey and funny way at the same time. 😂

[@thenovastargamingchannel]

WE STILL DEMAND THE LINE MY NAMIEN IS DAMIEN THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN *thumps desk* I kid I kid He says it on his own channel for those who see this

[@dangerdash4393]

Damien: "I don't know what Oblivion is". 99% of the world: What heresy is this?