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[@alisharoberts]

As someone who lives in Adelaide, I can confirm that our “girls” “genuinely” love their “job”

[@simplecommenterlikeyou8141]

As a “Canadian”, I can also confirm that we “people” “love” “our” “jobs” and lives.

[@ruben4788]

@@simplecommenterlikeyou8141 "lives"

[@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547]

As an “American” I can confirm that the “people” in our country like “living” here

[@jennifermckay5585]

Radelaide

[@phillychese]

femboy hooters? not really girls not really a job

[@kittkattthecat]

"Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby."

[@pikajade]

Congrats "on" your baby.

[@simdude1001]

Congrats on your baby"."

[@kushagratripathi7444]

Congrats" "on your baby.

[@beemotea4262]

Congrats on" "your baby.

[@user-s0m30n3]

“Congrats” on “your baby”.

[@iamnobody7044]

"LIVE" Band As you walk in the bar, you discover a small group of undead playing a groaner.

[@johnfrancisdoe1563]

I am Nobody Maybe it's like at the "Titty Twister" bar that's open from "Dusk 'til Dawn" ...

[@thanatoast]

and you say "Oh shit, it's the grateful dead!"

[@Random-Saurus]

The 9:08 Putin one actually makes sense... "winning" because your political opponents are forced to give up on the election or vanish isn't really winning

[@palt7036]

It is though

[@literallygaston2489]

rob 998 That’s not propaganda

[@BendySnowball]

@rob 998 Its not propaganda when journalists cover things the Russian government doesn't want you to see. Its not propaganda when politicians running against Putin mysteriously get killed walking home in front of a government building, and all of the cameras on the government building conveniently shut off so the people who killed the politician don't get identified. Not to mention my mom grew up in Ukraine and moved to Russia at a relatively young age during the times of the USSR, and when Putin was elected she was still living there, not to mention all the shady shit he does, and all the censoring of content in Russia. Oh, did I even mention the incident with the popular social media app in Russia called Telegram (basically Russian facebook), where the owner of Telegram was asked and bribed by the Russian government to disclose all information about the people using the app, and when the person denied to disclose and violate peoples privacy, the owner had to flee the country due to the government not being so pleased with his answer. Seriously, I can't believe there are still people out there who believe that the Russian government isn't evil, and isn't totally corrupt.

[@nickrustyson8124]

Same reason why I say the U.S. "lost" the Vietnam war, because we just said fuck it and left them. Even though this quote by General George S. Patton say otherwise "I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." because there was more death on the Vietcong side.

[@lainhikaru5657]

Bolsonaro elected in Brazil by using "true jornalism" help.

[@nopewipe8900]

"quotations" are "not" "supposed" t"o" be "abused" "this" wa"y"

[@bDwS27]

The quotations arournd the single letters is what got me.

[@monsieurboks]

My "eyes"!

[@robincharles7057]

My brainnnn

[@elliottrobinson8968]

"No"" yo"u"

[@DaybreakPT]

My “brian” just got “offended” at this “demonstration”

[@Hakajin]

I love how a number of these suggest prostitution and/or mob activity.

[@MoronicError404]

or both.

[@robertyocum7200]

@@MoronicError404 yeah that is what and means

[@memegumin]

You have a very "beautiful" voice! I'm "glad" you're a "voice actor!"

[@CM-lt6by]

You call that is "funny"

[@sketchymcqeeks]

400th 'like'

[@spikefallyt3350]

"good" comment. EDIT: *gets most likes on a reply instead of comment* but rly tho thx for the likes!

[@-rizen]

Dark Megumin “I” thoroughly “enjoy” this “comment”

[@vegterble]

I didn't "watch" the "video". One "star".

[@AeronsMVs]

*Bouncer:* "How old are you?" *Obviously underage person:* "Uh... How old do I have to be to get in?" *Bouncer:* " '21' " *Obviously underage person:* "Oh okay, I'm '34' " *Bouncer:* "Alright come in"

[@rising-from-ashes]

*actually 42 yr old woman:* _BITCH WHAT THE FUCK_

[@watersealed]

@@rising-from-ashes _-imma beat your ass-_

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

Ring bell for....”meat service” *wink* *wink*

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Performed by one of our "girls" who do "genuine" massages.

[@aadviksagreiya4230]

Just an innocent Pomegranate I looked at this while looking at the thumbnail and it just got way funnier

[@wafflethebottle9797]

but make sure not to eat the "cream" or your legs will get "itchy"

[@heyguys2002]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Wait... somethings not right.

[@somewhataggresiveboi1880]

Just an innocent Pomegranate you’re just an innocent pomegranate

[@GlaceonStudios]

You should have "titled it" r/suspiciousquotes "Top Posts" of "All Time".

[@bberriesissimpconfirmed5684]

Glaceon Studios How to do *Bold* , _Italics_ , and -crosses out text- *Bold* =* at beginning and end like this * > *Bold* < * _Italics_ =_ beginning and end like this _ > _Italics_ < _ -Crossed out text- = - beginning and end like the - > -Crossed out text- < - *Using all* _of them_ -at once- = *_-BICOT-_*

[@Yoker220]

X1a0 Jonas734 wtf

[@bberriesissimpconfirmed5684]

5000000 IQ idk

[@Yoker220]

X1a0 Jonas734 ❽ lmao btw replying to comments from a week ago? *M A D L A D. A B S O L U T E*

[@pr_ank_sisters]

*idontknowwhatimdoing*>

[@arenomusic]

I really "liked" this "high quality" "content" that you "created" for us

[@HKIHNDKNSI]

'Areno Music', 'did' you 'say' my 'name'

[@mellow7th]

Naah "man" "he" said "high quality" "content", not "high quality content"

[@HKIHNDKNSI]

'Some Random Poet' 'Oh' ok, that makes 'perfect' sense, 'thank you'

[@zanemob1429]

I am "not" racist. I am accepting of all "people" of color. I'm totally "not" a member of the KKK.

[@memegumin]

This is a compilation of "people" accidentally become "sarcastic"

[@thr2648]

Yes

[@ihave6carbatteries408]

Usually you're not supposed to comment more than once per video, but in this case, you get a pass because your comments are both super funny.

[@tensebeagle4773]

accidently salmon that's going to be the meme of 2018

[@justafellowbrother7263]

Or "creepy"

[@chordettez6359]

Dark Megumin!!! ITS YOU AGAIN

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

"Pretend it's 1993" *becomes a fetus*

[@ludowic8187]

NO NO DON'T DO I- *abruptly ceases to exist*

[@vortexastar193]

**Becomes sperm and egg cell**

[@koisj8310]

Elfin Dreamer heck

[@Behemoth_Rogue]

*Becomes a Toddler*

[@junkoenoshima7368]

*Becomes seman*

[@thesaltiestspoon]

"Pretend it's 1993" *implodes into nothing, leaving a black hole in my place*

[@ascendedcat260]

Woah, you were a black hole back in 1993? Cool!

[@tylerphillips5780]

v o i d

[@pelican7235]

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac becomes sperm

[@bengt3902]

Who wasn’t a black hole in 1993

[@mystictrash20]

I feel like you’re a 2004 baby.

[@SoulOfTheReaver]

Yeah half of these are just people who think quotation marks are used for emphasis, and don't get that they're suggesting a non-literal sense of the word.

[@questcontentj871]

Yes

[@posthumano8679]

"Yes"

[@MySoulForGENESIS]

Well have of them are correct because "..." means to quote something someone said or is written somewhere and '....' is what you all think "...." means.

[@simongellatly8787]

Weird Al - Word Crimes: "And you shouldn't use quotation marks for emphasis"

[@plokijum]

The Crispmaker Wut

[@r033cx]

As "Russian" I don't see any "problem" with Putin one

[@VaporwaveSunset]

Yes, you seem like a true "slav"

[@ViktorBerg]

He certainly has a "slav" "avatar".

[@heyguys2002]

Putin one? Are there multiple Putins like robots or clones? That could explain why he doesn't seem to age!

[@chanceroberts7494]

Александр Лоев Puns and Misquotation you sir are a mad lad

[@Bicholover5487]

Wertner Fabian some say he is inmortal

[@hktheassassindroid]

Ten minutes in and I'm still laughing at Frank's 'accidental' salmon

[@pigeon1923]

I love Sainsbury's

[@combinationpizzahutandtaco3782]

Wtf

[@nopewipe8900]

@Hardcore porno asian xxx video oh ok

[@jakepullman4914]

@Hardcore porno asian xxx video Why is the "Asian" video in French?

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

you have throw rock at mom,yes?

[@flyqubik7380]

*ALEXA, WHAT IS "S H R I M P"???*

[@datpercy180]

SHRIMP HEAVEN *NOW*

[@ThatOneLeek]

Dat Percy I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING

[@can0cringe]

BABY DON’T EAT THEM BABY DON’T EAT THEM OH NOES WHERE ARE MY SHIMP? BABY YOU ATE THEM?! BABY YOU ATE THEM!? OH NOES

[@user-zs5lw6ik7p]

How many shrimps do I have to eat, before this makes my life turn right upside so just take a minute and sit right there and I’ll tell you how my skin turned “pink”

[@Anastas1786]

Gotta "love" "accidental" scare quotes "." Though I _refuse_ to believe 4:15 is anything other than a comically ham-fisted attempt at dodging legal responsibility for some sort of poorly run illegal prostitution ring. "We never _claimed_ to be offering _actual_ women _real,_ legal employment at a _legitimate_ strip mall spa chain! Look, we even put scare quotes in the ads ourselves! _Clearly_ no reasonable person would've responded without understanding what she (or he) may or may not have been getting into."

[@VirtualConnor]

I thought the same thing.

[@prestontheinconsistentyout1573]

"L""o""v""e" how you put quotation points around the period.

[@andrewnovak1390]

true, when I saw it my first thought was "that's sex trafficking"

[@TinkatonOCorviknightBodies]

I think it might’ve been a front for a happy ending massage parlor.

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

"If it's on the internet, it's probably true." -Jesus Christ.

[@Kapin05]

"If it's on the internet, it's been commented on by you." - Literally everyone who replies to your comments

[@rozzy3528]

You're everywhere.

[@Yungc2004]

@@rozzy3528 Wait a second

[@whosmans4788]

STOP FOLLOWING ME

[@stromastrikes6763]

Ok.

[@unclecreepy9202]

I don’t know what is worse. I’m sure you “earned” your promotion. Or just saying; I’m sure you earned your promotion. Either way it sounds like he doesn’t think the person actually earned anything.

[@raptorreaper]

Me thinks " earned" can either be positive or negative but "" earned"" is probably sarcasm.

[@jacade5898]

@@raptorreaper The 'I'm sure' is very unnecessary and makes it more sarcastic than it's supposed to be.

[@I3oozeAddict]

Sure you've earned your promotion!

[@tubester358]

I think it depends on how well you know the person. If you're like friends and they know that you know that they're good workers, it might sounds positive, like "you surely worked your way there". If I don't "know" the person it just sounds "negative" or "suspect" ._.

[@nbucwa6621]

Uncle Creepy to me the quotations makes it seem like they definitely "earned" the promotion by putting in "extra work" "after hours".

[@CherrygroveCity]

Ayy, congratulations on 1 million subscribers, you deserve it.

[@blep9529]

1,060,000 rn

[@J-D03]

🅱️io 🅱️rando

[@brandonvistan7444]

No u

[@mollysministuff]

"Congrats".

[@yaboilink2359]

He really does "deserve" "it".

[@Dumbledoresarmy13]

"locally caught" fishburger Chef: (Puts on waders, grabs net, enters freezer. Emerges with bag of fishburger patties in net.)

[@funicat338]

Every fast food restaurant

[@almosteducatedmf8352]

" Eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast"- Gandhi

[@pieniadz9156]

That one guy "Smash that mfking nuke button" - Gandhi to Kim Jong Un IsthAtacIvilIzatioNrefErencE

[@outsider344]

"As a dentist" comment explained: At a recent congressional hearing one of the congressmen said that he knew the person testifying was lying because he was a dentist and therefore good at reading body language. Everyone in the room laughed and it was a Twitter joke for a couple days afterwards.

[@Colonelhaydeemew]

outsider344 oh god why is this person a congressman

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

Haley not just a congressman, but a “congressman”

[@olliojenarter]

I came to the internet from my TV app (where you can't see comments) in the hopes that someone has already dropped this knowledge nugget. 👍🏻 I guess you need to be carful quoting imbecilic senators on the internet because not everyone is down with all the hilarious senate shenanigans. 🤣

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

I am just slightly annoyed people forget that Queen Elizabeth has a resting bitchface and constitutionally prohibited from giving a political opinion.

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

@CheatyTycoon 2 You are an idiot.

[@mertk.9136]

Its ok to use the quotation marks this way Cause im "vegan" now

[@youngelink4200]

you have a cheat year every year.

[@LeatherCladVegan]

Yeah, "same here".

[@cybirbandroid5762]

Do you eat real "vegetables" every day??

[@Simrasil_]

a step in the "right direction" but please make sure you only buy "fair trade" "vegetables"

[@convolutedclarity]

Jesus christ, you guys are eating crippled people? Why didn't anyone invite me..

[@TBTabby]

9:08 Knowing Putin, those quotes may actually be appropriate.

[@alexandranorris1763]

You know Putin? Personally? /s

[@gairisiuil]

it doesn't make the quotes any less suspicious

[@annak-f1170]

fill me up with that new content dad

[@ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue7683]

😂

[@tophatpumpkin]

😩😣

[@Jeffy_the_J]

* daddy

[@BG-rx6ts]

Oh oh oh yeah

[@Kapin05]

-dy. There, *perfect balance.*

[@SeanMusicFreak]

The Dentist quip is actually making fun of Rep Paul Gosar, an Arizona Republican. During the 10-hour questioning of FBI agent Peter Strzok regarding personal text messages calling Trump a moron, Paul Gosar oddly claimed to know that Peter Strzok was lying because he is a dentist and dentists are really good at reading body language. It was an odd remark that was immediately met with ridicule in political forums.

[@klashmar13]

Are you trying to say we got whooooosed? Bummer....

[@ThiccyDev]

Katrina Lashmar put an H after the S in "whooooosed" your welcome

[@StormCOG]

She's a "Dentist" she's knocked a couple of teeth out when her kids started acting up.

[@dwarfchicken]

@@ThiccyDev you're*

[@renakunisaki]

I mean, you would think a dentist should be good at seeing when someone is in pain.

[@broskydoodle6697]

*_This is so "sad" Alexa play "Despacito"_*

[@walter7539]

Ironically, '"Despacito"' could actually be considered correct

[@yobber2991]

Shit meme

[@treyisntcool3314]

wow this is an “original joke”

[@nahli8619]

Or play Still by Ben Folds

[@alejandrosandoval7223]

Why instead of "playing" "Despacito" we play "she don't give a fo"

[@bluesinnamonroll3259]

Ok I have an explanation for 7:49 it's in Spanish so their quoting the English word because pancakes in spanish is "panqueques"

[@momurderah]

Looking for this. There's other names for them too and other forms of pancakes

[@Eunakria]

I know I'm a year late, but: even then, usually, from my experience, one would italicize foreign terms to indicate that they are from another language (et allis, a la, in situ...), not quote them.

[@0oh_no]

We also call them tortitas

[@ChozoSR388]

they're*

[@sampletext4481]

This is a “ nice” “video” I “liked” it a lot

[@fbi9711]

Don’t get lost in the sauce -Socrates

[@mroffice8166]

So this is where you are when you aren't watching me.

[@yanivgold1118]

-Michael Scott

[@wintersnightlazzo]

i like how now people reply

[@brendanhanna800]

*Saucecrates

[@darkebuddha]

Brendan Hanna *Lamb Saucecrates

[@DaftPunk601]

Boy, SorrowTV is pretty "funny"

[@sharaishvalda4664]

Oh, boy! He sure is!

[@emiliew5553]

yeah i "agree"

[@DieFliegeinderSuppe]

Nice use of "quotation marks".

[@tht1person523]

The "officer" sandusky bit killed me

[@Scantronimus466]

Especially if you know another famous Sandusky who had some issues with “touching” kids.

[@robertstevensii4018]

"Officer" Sandusky ate too much "pizza"

[@apierce4565]

🍇The Legend🍇 A woman in Whiterun has heard legends of the legendary cranberry juice. She has asked me to retrieve it from Broken Spine Cave. -----------------OBJECTIVES---------------- 🔹Retrieve cranberry juice 🔹Travel to Broken Spine Cave

[@emilior934]

✴MISSION START✴

[@androzani]

Wait... you get the cranberry juice then travel to the cave where it is?

[@Xeno_Solarus]

@@onyxsuccubus Not really. Makes sense when you're playing it.

[@Rijapega89]

Haha I remembered one episode of Friends where Joey didnt know how to use quotations

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

Wait what? is Yugi in that one too?

[@davemarx7856]

That was a "great" episode. I think someone mistakenly punched a "pillar" in that one. Frak, I'm not young.

[@incongruous4]

*laugh track*

[@mr.indigo]

NJoey

[@zaraaarosaaa5545]

mood 24/7

[@mopoii399]

"Congrats" on "1 million"

[@animalcrossingcrazy3761]

Mopoii Thank "you"

[@SimonAndthensome4u]

Yeah Sorrow I'm "very" happy for "you".

[@aaronmclean2985]

"Dentists" have to know when their patient is in pain so they can remind them to floss. They are specially trained for interrogations and know how to prolong the searing pain of string cutting your gum s.

[@amelia8026]

this is how my grandmother texts, plus randomly capitalized words thrown in there

[@jessicataylor7174]

Look at the start of your post! Grandmother is just restoring the balance of nature! ;)

[@fifi_leafy2258]

amelia I always have the Habit of Capitalizing most Important words. Such as the example above.

[@amelia8026]

Jessica Taylor it’s the internet not an english essay, jessica

[@jessicataylor7174]

@@amelia8026 It's hypocrisy not literary criticism, Amelia! :) P.S. You could have just taken it as a joke, since the wink implies no malice. :)

[@amelia8026]

Jessica Taylor o k a y

[@GoldKnightProduction]

If you were a "dentist", then you would understand. I wish I could say more.

[@GegoXaren]

Oralist?

[@hhiippiittyy]

Then say it. "More"

[@GoldKnightProduction]

@@hhiippiittyy "Coral".

[@joelontong7449]

I *"enjoyed"* this *"quality"* video

[@Gabztar97]

9:14 that Putin part is true doe. He doesn’t lose, he “wins” the election. Every. Time.

[@charmanderfan1]

Putin once became the president because the president died while Putin was Vice President.

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

Billie Boe It helps when your opponents keep shooting themselves in the back of the head twice.

[@chuckled125]

@@mc-ps-playa5569 oh god that's like a super obvious phoenix wright case

[@DaybreakPT]

@@charmanderfan1 Fun Fact: Hitler became Chancellor of Germany because the Chancellor died while he was Vice-Chancellor

[@jacebagley3025]

@@mc-ps-playa5569 Good Good. *Hands you 10k*

[@PhatnomEMS]

Checked out r/creepyasterisks yet? I think it will be a goldmine for you

[@gamemeister27]

Similar to 7:10 , but way less dumb, my friend's dad once left his car window open when he had to park in a rough neighborhood so no one would break it to steal anything inside, not that there was anything to steal. Someone broke the other window.

[@nunkatsu]

R/thathappened

[@willackman6726]

R/that happened

[@VestigialHead]

+ Brian CP The locals where probably so angry that your father had the audacity to assume it was a bad neighbourhood and leave his window open to save them breaking it. So they threw a brick at the other window as a protest against the classist bigotry inherent in your fathers transcription.

[@RRRR-jr1gp]

r/foundthemobileuser (s)

[@void4067]

r/thathappened

[@Matt-yz4dz]

Yeah boss we got the “guns” and “drugs” and you got our “trust”

[@bberriesissimpconfirmed5684]

How to do *Bold* , _Italics_ , and -crosses out text- *Bold* =* at beginning and end like this * > *Bold* < * _Italics_ =_ beginning and end like this _ > _Italics_ < _ -Crossed out text- = - beginning and end like the - > -Crossed out text- < - *Using all* _of them_ -at once- = *_-BICOT-_*

[@AritroVlogs]

*_-huh-_*

[@lauradavid5943]

'' Thank you''

[@lauradavid5943]

-test-

[@titubakom]

*balls* _balls_ -balls- Huh, it works

[@terrell5055]

*_-weenis-_*

[@bDwS27]

I hate when I'm building a house and I end up with salmon smh...

[@kabardino1337]

I just accidentaly [salmon] the whole thing

[@hhiippiittyy]

"Hey, got a name for your expected baby"? "We want something that goes with fish, in case she's accidentally salmon, like her brother." 'How about Rosemary"

[@DaybreakPT]

“Salmon” at that... Smh 🙄

[@bDwS27]

@@hhiippiittyy XD

[@calinbuzatu3479]

'Niceguy':Would you'like'to 'meet' me and 'have fun because i 'RESPRCT ' women. AND I AM 'FIRST' IN MY CLASS. M'LADY?

[@manicmax7909]

Calin Buzatu One of my coworkers actually called me “M’lady” once and I wasn’t sure how to react to them. They were a girl so it was different then the whole “r/niceguys” thing.

[@calinbuzatu3479]

@@manicmax7909THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED

[@amelia5178]

Wow I “love” this “channel” “keep” it “up” !

[@Kapin05]

Wow I hate this bootleg network! Stop it down!

[@YogoBites]

“Pretends it’s 1993” Me: *Doesn’t cease to exist* Also me: Damn it I wanted to die

[@wolferman912]

6:11 No ones gonna acknowledge that this does NOT say Schnitzel

[@monsieurboks]

"Snichtzel" Seems legit.

[@gesuntight]

. well it's nicht Schnitzel, so technically it's not wrong

[@Ryan-hs3te]

They did it right in the description

[@petriaquinox9751]

I found the Nervend!

[@DaybreakPT]

“Snitchzels” get “stitchzles”

[@joaago1]

the one with putin was acually correct use of quotation marks.

[@corylegg2122]

Was looking for this exact comment. Some people think they actually elect their leader in Russia these days.

[@tshapedl]

KGB open up

[@basilevannegen6822]

still suspicious tho

[@NtQueryInformationProcess]

4 months ago, 3 months ago, 2 months ago, 1 month ago, this

[@lonelypizzaslice4845]

@@NtQueryInformationProcess and now i shal break the chain by adding a reply after only 2 days

[@nickkohlmann]

What the fuck is a "chicken snichtzel burger"?! IT'S "SCHNITZEL", VERDAMMT NOCHMAL!

[@madhatterman01]

s-nicht-zel they are trying to tell us something

[@wild_card6341]

Da fühlt man sich doch verarscht!

[@velazquezarmouries]

Nick Kohlmann it is a patty made of grinded chicken and schnitzel

[@sandguyman]

They actually spelled it right below that

[@JaKingScomez]

@Nick Kohlmann it's like a chicken sandwich but instead it's a chicken snitchtzel burger

[@princekehigashikata5942]

When he said "dont get lost in the sauce" i lost it in said """sauce"""

[@addisonramirez4252]

Who said you can use my face in your thumbnail Edit: woah, didn’t expect this many likes.

[@drewmanning4783]

Wow that was the "same" dog

[@drewmanning4783]

And that video I just watched was really "funny"

[@imppro]

@@drewmanning4783 Haha that 'comment' really made 'chuckle'.

[@whatever4053]

"wow" "this" is "such" a "good" "comment"

[@drewmanning4783]

Come closer and I "won't" "shoot" "you" "in" "the" "face" "with" "my" "shotgun"

[@kinoepigrafe]

Oh my god, 6:37 has to be the greatest Sorrow TV segment ever made. The voice, the music, the escalation, the culmination in Also Sprach Zarathustra... Fuckin' perfect, my dude. Pure art.

[@andreia5658]

"Greatest"

[@stardustreverie6880]

Ikr i love the cavemen music

[@A3_ashleigh]

It's just "perfect"

[@kendricirving]

Are you stupid it even top 100

[@threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540]

henriquedematos Music transitions were spot on.

[@hiphillbert]

Look, I’m not “perfect”. I don’t “use air quotes correctly”.

[@KaijaSchmauss]

I live in a van "down by the river".

[@tekila1571]

@@KaijaSchmauss Cheeky you and your cheeky quote

[@BerkaySoyluoglu]

But, you did? Doesn't that just emphasize the selected group of words.

[@JC-nh5yd]

Anyone else start thinking that the "nothing" in the car was put there by a serial killer. It lists all those valuables that are not there, and I ended up picturing some crooks double checking, only to find what happened to the last people to not believe the note.

[@HgeanKidNebula]

so a serial killer that targets thieves

[@VestigialHead]

+ JC OOH I am intrigued. Did the police ever catch this so called "Mugger Murderer", this "Klepto Killer", this "Burglar Butcher"? Or did he simply steal away into the night?

[@JC-nh5yd]

@@VestigialHead To my knowledge they are still looking into it. My money's on Macaulay Culkin, though

[@FranRaynal17]

@Madalyn Martin you ever heard of the TV show Dexter?

[@murrao5820]

@Hgean Kid Nebula You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad _guy_

[@thefoxoverlord]

1:13 You walk in and it's just a couple of dead bodies with guitars laying on them

[@daviddroguett8513]

it's called " "pancakes" " in spanish because we also call them panqueques

[@someabominationfromanother3190]

@r h *S T O P*

[@ThatGuy-wm3rj]

The l is silent

[@slothsong080]

Panqueques is a lot more fun to say though.

[@diegolagos4920]

breadwhatwhat

[@umbra1016]

Quotation ≠ emphasis

[@piggip869]

Don’t worry I completely “understand “

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

I "don't" hate everything. I'm "happy" with myself.

[@StefHMika]

another "nice" video from my "favorite" youtuber sorrow television

[@StefHMika]

@- cricket - noodle makes everything better

[@momonomay3011]

noodle makes my life better

[@momonomay3011]

sorry, "noodle" makes my "life" "better"

[@PolicemanPlanet]

"Texas BBQ and "Live" Band" as a Texan, I can confirm this is true. It's usually country music videos and 2 dollar margaritas. Yeehaw

[@RardTangler]

Policeman Planet also a Texan, will second this.

[@wizardtitties4166]

Can confirm.

[@PolicemanPlanet]

@@cerebelleum Damn I should've said that!!!

[@katbirchall2841]

I once passed a restaurant that instead of a sign, just had a 5 star review by some critique and the word "good".

[@stephenaris2072]

I sometimes pray sorrowtv sees this comment and is granted a ton of energy to drop us more of these, but we all understand how KZbin was mean to him. We miss him every day

[@marcpilati5597]

I'd love to see an r/idontworkherelady read :).love your work hun

[@h4724-q6j]

Sorrow "TV"

[@barryallen6744]

Sorrow tv

[@tag4650]

Henry "Ambrose"

[@shingshongshamalama]

"Sorrow"TV

[@rhinnyfish]

"Henry" Ambrose

[@tag4650]

the youtube notification makes it look better "Henry "Ambrose""

[@totallynotnoone4380]

7:50 that actually makes sense because pancakes isn't in Spanish Also 9:10 is accurate

[@domicseh]

9:10 should be Putin wins 'election'

[@Oscar4u69]

"wins" "election"

[@CesarDaSalad]

Not really. The Spanish for pancake is panqueue, but even if you insist in using the English word, there are many other words that don't exist in Spanish: selfie, google, snob, geek, nerd, etc. and none of those need quotations, unless you want to be made fun of that is.

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

Domi Cseh either way makes sense. he didn’t win fairly. and it wasn’t a true election.

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

Cesar The Salad but it’s the name of a dish. and it’s not a word in spanish. there is nothing wrong with using quotation marks.

[@rexjolles]

There's this sign in front of this office near me and it says: This Facility Under "Surveillance" by "Security"

[@madamehypnos9807]

And I think I have a "urinary tract infection"😂😂😂

[@MelvinDorkus]

at least the putin one was on purpose haha

[@ezra55595]

@Jan Jappie yeah, but Russian democracy is a sham. He basically runs unopposed by jailing his opponents, fabricating scandals, or having them die in mysterious "accidents". He "wins" by a large margin only because he ensures he's the only candidate and I'm pretty sure voting is mandatory in Russia. TL;DR: the quotations are still appropriate.

[@ezra55595]

@Jan Jappie tell me which US candidate was killed or died mysteriously after attempting to run. Then and only then will I allow you to compare our democracy to Russia. We also don't kill reporters. CNN, MSNBC, TYT and AJ still exist despite harshly criticizing the president. Russia does not equal US.

[@ezra55595]

@Jan Jappie I never defended the president. He's a piece of human garbage that doesn't represent the ideals of our nation. He's crazy and needs to go down. And wtf are you talking about they were the "only candidates"? There were 25 candidates that ran for president! 21 dropped out before the election because we have a two party system and they didn't want to split the vote (which is dumb and needs reform) but they weren't forced to drop out by threat of violence, defamation or death. They could've continued to run but they chose not to. You can't compare a flawed electoral system to what amounts to a dictatorship! Putin found a way to get around their term limits! He's had unchecked power for decades!

[@garetclaborn]

@David DotExe clinton has killed more people than putin

[@diegodeluquev1433]

7:48 In the Spanish language you have to put quotation marks in foreing words, such as "pancakes", because it's a word from outside our owns. It's not souspicious, it's an idiomatic rule.

[@GegoXaren]

We just use -cursive- Italic in Swedish writing rules. And only at the first instance. (Kursiv in Swedish is Italic)

[@daltonbedore8396]

in English (US style) we usually italicize the non-English word

[@whenyourememberyoursisteri2879]

Your profile picture looks like you're the type of person who would say that.

[@pinkishtoast3561]

@@daltonbedore8396 we normally just write it in the area I live in.

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

You are a ve"ry goo"d youtuber! I just triggered my own ocd.

[@Skiivin]

Why would you do this

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

dye

[@dominicrawson286]

Ry goo

[@djfromapple4626]

“Ry goo” - Aliza Celem Centauri, 2019

[@ravioli-45]

ved

[@starlightsall]

What kind of houses do ppl live in that they have to turn off the wifi to find their child in the house

[@advancedpants233]

True.. honestly, if you need to shut off the “WiFi” to find “your” “kids” then you’re probably a bad “parent” 😂

[@jessicataylor7174]

Grammar Cop ~ Or they have a "really big house". People with "small houses" don't try to "find" their kids, they dream of the day they "lose" them so they can stop "tripping" over them all the time.

[@kitsunerose9545]

The kind with 56 bathrooms and no bedrooms....

[@carcinogenetricist2993]

People who live in H.H Holms hotel apparently

[@calvinmalvinj4207]

Never “clicked” out of “porn” so “quick”

[@Name-cy8ym]

Calvinmalvin J Never “clicked” out of “porn” so “quick”.

[@pleasebenice3520]

I work for a pancake art company: we make pancake art videos for KZbin, Facebook, etc and get hired for events. The first thing you see after all of our videos end is: DANCAKES “All pancakes made are edible and delicious” And I have been asking my manager for months now to change it and get rid of the quotes 😂😂 Our pancakes do taste really good, but everytime I see it I feel like it looks like we look like we’re lying 😂

[@mads-td5xq]

Dana Baldus yeah sure, you make "pancakes"

[@ghoulbuster1]

taste "really good" hmm :thinking:

[@Erizedd]

Inverted commas aren't only used to suggest a word doesn't exactly mean what it should, they're also used to quote something someone has said. So depending on the context, such as if someone actually said, "all pancakes made are edible and delicious", and were then quoted at the end of your video, inverted commas (aka. quotation marks, for that very reason) aren't totally misplaced there. I know that's probably not the case, but it's worth noting. That being said, it's a bit of a weird catchphrase in general; I mean, people should already expect the pancakes to be edible and delicious, shouldn't they?

[@orlab-t9217]

"All pancakes are EDIBLE and delicious" ???😂 who decided to write that they were edible?😂

[@daltonbedore8396]

all "pancakes" are "edible" and "delicious"...

[@DreamerSeeker]

1:03 can’t get over the way he says “you” right there

[@asbestoss919]

“Great video” SorrowTV you make “quality” content

[@MattTheWab]

Well the Putin one might not be inaccurate

[@ZeeshanMalik455wasup]

*I LIKE MY OWN COMMENTS WHEN THEY HAVE 1 LIKE SO PEOPLE DON’T THINK I LIKED MY OWN COMMENT*

[@PanTran]

what if you never get that first like tho??

[@ZeeshanMalik455wasup]

PanTran likes create another account to like it then proceed to like it myself

[@FrenkTheJoy]

"Wow"

[@generalzar0ff]

A walking meme I thought I was the only one who did this

[@kexerino]

But... They can think you liked first tho, before you like it.

[@Lumbrett]

I love the Skyrim instrumental for the old tales about the cranberry juice LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@soapy6]

English is so weird. the fact that we all see a noticeable difference between "she did great in that class" and "she did 'great' in that class" is so wild.

[@soapy6]

@@daintysload ig what I mean is that for someone trying to learn English as a second language it would be confusing to learn all the implicit connotations of quotation marks

[@vigolovesyou]

I don't think that exclusively applies to english. Those suspicious quotations would be just as weird in most other languages

[@MrFlip738]

ya cus that only applies to english sure budy

[@TheFox517]

@@pineapplevendetta5097 Nope. I actually find it easier and less confusing than my main language. You don't have to put up with most of the bullshit that other languages have.

[@TheFox517]

And the quotation marks thing applies to all languages that have them.

[@lp0172]

Hey "bud", "congrats" on "1 million" "subscribers"

[@kabardino1337]

Gotta really love this channel to "enjoy" its "content"

[@owensquelch449]

This "video" really "pissed me off" I have terrible "terrible" "spelling" and "punctuation" but even "I" know not to "use" quotation "marks" for "emphasis". Also, "congratulations" on 1 million, you really "deserve" it.

[@johnfrancisdoe1563]

Owen Squelch Except if it's on Wikipedia, which actually uses quotation marks in the editor to get emphasis in the article.

[@basbas192]

Oh yes a text editor in Wikipedia, thank you....

[@bluekanz9817]

"If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, turn off the Wi-Fi and wait" Good luck with that bud I'm probably taking a 4 hour nap in bed

[@justafan136]

Wat if when he says “live” bands they mean the people who wrote the songs haven’t died yet

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Or it is a goth band whose members claim to be vampires.

[@justafan136]

Chad Schmaltz Good point but wat if it was both

[@MarvinsRoom_]

This was a "funny" video

[@Yamomshouse22]

This was a ‘Great’ video sorrow I ‘Really’ ‘really’ enjoyed it

[@brokenwave6125]

This is a "clever" comment

[@wafflethebottle9797]

so "original"

[@joshm702]

Hey That’s me In the thumbnail

[@Obizur]

I just imagine everyone who uses suspicious quotes gives an awkward wink at "the end" Gotcha *awkward wink*

[@chadschmaltz9790]

The ones with each word in separate quotation marks annoys me as much as people separating👏each👏word👏with👏clapping👏emojis👏

[@helenanilsson5666]

That last one always makes me think about "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" in the worst kind of way because the people doing that are almost never happy when they make that kind of comments.

[@notmyrealname5473]

omg if you .hate it then why r u doing it!!!?

[@ThisIsSolution]

Calm down Chad

[@meganwilloughby2222]

Ok Chad

[@chadschmaltz9790]

@@notmyrealname5473 r/wooosh

[@christinawilkephillips7684]

the flyer about the 'girls' doing 'massage' in Adelaide are littered all over the carpark where i do my shopping lol

[@radfatdaddy4169]

Christina Wilke Start Immed.

[@daltonbedore8396]

have you inquired about the "job"?

[@nickmargulis3842]

I’m very angry there was no “ALMOST NO LIFE LEFT. DONT GET EATEN BY THE CREATURES. PRETEND ITS 2700. SURVIVE”

[@tenzy4111]

“Nigga”- Nigga

[@androzani]

100% “Nigga”

[@ghoulbuster1]

*200% NIGGA*

[@agatkagrzyb653]

300% *_NIGGA_*

[@Bicholover5487]

*400%nigga*

[@callmepease]

401% *ɐƃƃᴉu*

[@luminatron]

1:51 haha that Skyrim inn music Very "nice".

[@samberg141]

The security in whiterun is terrible. Shameful, is what it is.

[@captainngoose]

@@samberg141 God damn it. I just stopped playing too 😂

[@BreadLoeuf]

Sam Berg | Yeah, but in “Cyrodil” it’s all “‘STOP!’ YOU’VE ‘VIOLATED’ THE ‘LAW!’” ;)

[@OxyPox]

I've seen this video many times, I always get excited every time. I'm actually playing Skyrim right now

[@tiff3698]

Your credits get cut off after the P names. Love, one of the T names

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I guess you know how much he "loves" you. J/k I'm sure it "wasn't" intentional. CRAP, now I'm doing this stupid quotation thing!!

[@ericf2521]

*changes name to Iff* Punk ass Sorrow won't forget me next time.

[@abramo7700]

How to put emphasis onto a word Example: No dont do: You need to be “21” and “older” and present “ID” to purchase “Beer” Yes do do: You need to be _21_ and _older_ and present _ID_ to purchase _Beer_

[@pyrotempestwing]

Well, to be fair, if you’re purchasing “beer” you might not actually need to be 21.