r/Technicallythetruth | 3/4 there :\

[@greyeyes_yt]

I just learned about a new temporary STD that only woman can get Pregnancy

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Transgenders and SVF’s: *sips rainbow juice*

[@OrionoftheStar]

Except they can't transfer it to another woman by having sex with them, so... I'm not sure it's technically a disease. More like an infection or allergic reaction or something along those lines.

[@RedHeavy-]

OrionoftheStar *b r u h*

[@RedHeavy-]

OrionoftheStar its a joke..

[@OrionoftheStar]

@@RedHeavy- Yes... that would be why I called pregnancy an infection...

[@someguycalledcerberus9805]

17:27 Seriously, learn the parts of the eye, people The white: sclera. (no clue what it does, let's call it padding) The colour: iris (the muscles that contract and expand to change the size of the pupil) The black dot: pupil (a literal hole letting the light in through your eyes) Making that a chart of how much of her PUPIL isn't missing. Why yes, I am single, and no, I do not have a life, thanks for asking.

[@lastprismxd7580]

Maybe that's because you go around and enumerate all of the eyes parts to everyone you date

[@michielwitteveen6676]

@@lastprismxd7580 wait you dont?

[@cyanide5152]

U know alot about eyes wanna buy my left one?

[@peevshalpatine]

the iris isn't supposed to go into where the pupil is supposed to be, therefore it is misshapen

[@khaki32]

That's really interesting! I knew the names but I didn't actually knew the functions

[@imaloser2732]

"I'm legally blind so I can't see any of this." -my sister trying to order food from the food court at the mall.

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

lexi really is blind though she has something wrong with the optic nerve she said

[@lunaria973]

@@user-dt3of5gr2f Lexi has eyesight that is bad enough to be considered blind.

[@LuckyLucy780]

Me: lexi? lexi: hey guys its lexi! Me:AHHH LEXI

[@Apollo-hi1jj]

Same, I can never tell who it is aha

[@Boomirk]

Every time Lexi says hey guys it’s Lexi i immediately say OUT LOUD and I’m sexy!

[@talion1175]

@@Boomirk but are you Are you really?

[@Boomirk]

@@talion1175 no ;-;

[@hornetisvoider]

K

[@WolfDB]

Saying the average house can't jump implies that there are houses that somehow can

[@marsimane259]

Truck houses technically can, if the road's bumpy

[@saucycabbage3902]

There are kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmK8c6looryfopI

[@montypythonize]

i mean baba yagas house is supposedly ontop of chicken legs that let it walk around

[@laineysekerka6548]

@@saucycabbage3902 Uncalled for

[@ericainspace]

Hugh Laurie has something to say about thia.

[@katieuhlendorf8716]

"Nothing starts with N and ends with G" Me: goes to comments to start listening words that start with N and end with G Me: half way through realizing they meant it like NothinG and realizing this is why I shouldn't try to type smart comments at 12:36 AM having not slept in the past 48 hours

[@lorenzegupi9849]

Nothing starts with N and ends with e

[@French_Polynesia]

@@lorenzegupi9849 I will NotE this and move on with my day

[@Banana_Judge]

Nothing starts with a N and ends with a Z

[@Banana_Judge]

@MemoryLaane Nigeria

[@ArcaneFlux_]

@MemoryLaane north america

[@thomasheidrich6827]

"Peeing on your enemies should make them disappear" If they don't go away, you found yourself a lover

[@thisnameistaken2364]

Or there’re really devoted enemy

[@federationscum4447]

@@thisnameistaken2364 Or they're a little freaky. But that's okay.

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

Or they are pissed. Figuratively and literally.

[@silly.MP4]

5:42 "Why yall never wore glasses?" Me with glasses: *[Visible Confusion]*

[@NoName-ld7gg]

_It isn’t that visible if you don’t have glasses on_

[@clockofdestiny7815]

My brain hurts

[@dreamarvgarcia4576]

Spider WITH A hat With Glasses Wow

[@bigbyrome]

I am very polite. Me who needs glasses but doesn’t have any: *[barely visible confusion]*

[@Bacteriaboi29]

Me who has glasses: *[relating and visible confusion]*

[@joshuagale3041]

Lexi is my favourite narrator. She seems to always need a hug though

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

she has yt kzbin.info/door/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw

[@nezuko-channnnnnn7858]

Lexi sounds like a guy tho........

[@australiankappa8123]

@@nezuko-channnnnnn7858 hey! If you didn’t know Lexi is a trans woman mtf (male to female)

[@tristanrendon8960]

Same

[@australiankappa8123]

@xXPastel_N0vaXx You're welcome :D

[@pablo2495]

r/technicallythetruth: *Exists* Everyone: For the Rest of My Life Jokes

[@pablo2495]

I think there’s another format I’m looking for here, can someone help me?

[@ΔεσποιναΚατσακα]

Jok

[@Kaijin99955]

that is technically the truth because your life is a joke 👍

[@notacreativenamer7023]

That’s technically the truth if you commit sudoku after hearing the jokes

[@GrungeTaro]

When I heard Lexi doing the voice over I actually cried. Idk if she'll read this but holy shit I love her so much.

[@sea_nymph]

@@axelbaker6951 no, Lexi is a woman lol.

[@skr44z]

Wait Lexi is a woman

[@GrungeTaro]

@@skr44z yeah I follow her on Tik Tok

[@scorchiss]

Emoof Prince I’ve been trying to explain this to the people who are replying to me comment and they just keep saying “pretty sure it’s a dude”

[@chrisgibson2831]

@@scorchiss People who do that are horrible. As a bigender person, the most hurting thing I have had said to me is that I'll never be a real girl. People's gender's are not debatable and it's who they are

[@Romansxempire]

Whenever I'm having a bad day and feel dysphoric I instantly look for Lexi videos to hear her happy voice it makes me smile

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

He is smort. And that’s why Lightning McQueen is the definition of speed

[@hfishere]

Someone get this comment to top comment

[@ItzZal]

what

[@Morso1917]

Could you just not nuke people

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Bruh.... Just go away already, you trolled us making us think you were dead and I think we got our hopes up too high. It’d also be great if you could stop nuking people, and the amount of communism in your country is beyond belief.

[@ai-chan5179]

Thank you Kim Jong-un very cool

[@MK6ULTRA9]

Swear to god, Emkay posting daily is giving me a reason to b r e a t h e

[@bingbong9547]

Let me have your corpse when emkay stops posting daily

[@Doshiba]

Nice b r e a t h e bro😎

[@UnbracedChimp27]

_B R E A T H_

[@doggoonweirdo7474]

Same

[@rayd604]

Raredeath uuh what?

[@ChrissyIsFrl]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Elevator chime: EEeeEEeEeeEEEeHh

[@thisnameistaken2364]

Also nobody:

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

Yes this was literally nobody because it wasnt a person it was an elevator

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

"So is that posted by the ACTUAL Link?" You not even gonna address Chrom, huh?

[@griffin_gamer]

Question why is a dad asking this question?

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

Because that Chrom isn’t a father yet.

[@liengandriod55]

There, the comment I was looking for.

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

I checked out the pathetic elevator chime. It made a sound like.... As if the elevator was accidentally lowered onto the chime's foot. It's clearly in agony.

[@donttalktomenow]

Yup I now feel bad for the elevator

[@theemopikachu]

I lowkey wanna put it out of its misery...

[@koenmetekohy1296]

It sounds like it’s just screaming in pain

[@donttalktomenow]

Koen Metekohy do pitiful

[@cheesebrackers]

I was today years old when I learned that Lexi is a woman. It doesn’t change anything, but now I can say that she's a queen.

[@ErinTheFennec]

Okay, but how did I miss out on the fact that EmKay got a new narrator, and how did I not know she was gonna be bloody brilliant?

[@sr.lontra]

That was INDEED the most pathetic elevator bell chime ever

[@briannas601]

"Boop boop boop badoop thanks" is my favorite Lexi quote

[@onlythebest5845]

“Go look the video up, it’s the most pathetic elevator chime ever” *Me clicking off the video to watch the other video*

[@logzusbuttons8082]

I'm not the only one who did this? good.

[@qwertycake9869]

Haha Idk why I also did this

[@HafJaf]

“Every “C” in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently” I live in Australia (Each “A” is different)

[@zewoolf574]

me too and true

[@albertdiaz4710]

Not if you say Australia in spanish

[@doodlebug5112]

. Wat

[@ViolentLadder]

Whyyyyy would you do thissssss-

[@changlislover]

maybe its just me but arent the last two a's the same

[@Theshroomgirl]

I always get really excited when I hear Lexi's voice Because her voice is adorable She's just adorable in general

[@medabajorenaite2976]

How to get a girlfriend: 1. Install girlfriend mod. 2. Feed her flowers. Done.

[@bat-]

thanks for reminding me of that time dantdm said “go make me a sandwich” in a minecraft girlfriend mod

[@boredsandwich_2]

​@@bat-oh my gosh yes

[@rosimartin8091]

1:52 Me: *nods* My brain: Did you just nod? Me: Yes. My brain: What were you doing? Me: Nodding, I already told yo- "NODDING" STARTS WITH "N" AND ENDS WITH "G"

[@Heratic_]

So does nagging

[@manwithnoname1120]

Yes

[@DNBgeg]

Or egg "nog"

[@-maxipoo-]

Or nicking

[@boredsandwich_2]

Or neuquaueauioyg

[@ItsChurchieYall]

Im binge watching Lexi narrated vids, I love her sm

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

did you know she has a yt account kzbin.info/door/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw

[@sleepymoonnns]

Lexi gives me a reason to live

[@Asymmetrization]

@@user-dt3of5gr2f omg tysm

[@SniartekilI]

Everyone: 100% of people who breathed oxygen died. Me: I didn’t.

[@gabyyfahmy8562]

yet.... 👀🔪

[@ChickenBreast55]

Is this guy still alive?

[@SniartekilI]

I think so...

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

No, no. He’s got a point. I love Kronk memes. My favorite Disney character, he’s hilarious. Grew up watching The Emperor’s New School and always laughed at him

[@Mael_Str0M]

No, no. He’s got a point.

[@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top]

New Groove, not New School

[@Melancholic_Choir]

Husker NTT06 you don’t get the joke do you?

[@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top]

@@Melancholic_Choir No

[@funtainment777]

@@Melancholic_Choir please explain joke

[@alexconners7378]

7:56 reminds me of “premature death: cures every mortal ailment from pimples to unhealthy relationships!”

[@nekoboy-1358]

...I love this narrorator cause they sound like a person who I haven't talked to in a while...I made my self sad...

[@crazykat._]

Shit

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

More like _ShBbBbBbBbBbBpt_ - RIP headphone users!

[@alexlovelife2543]

*hugs*

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

this is her youtube kzbin.info/door/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw

[@hornetisvoider]

K

[@Ethan-fj2cn]

Technically if you had 6 feet, you wouldn't be an insect, you would be an arachnid, because you also have arms

[@wendillon92]

Thanks Thano...I really didn't need that mental image.

[@kakateboi42]

*the more you know

[@randomperson5579]

Actually no, arachnid is defined as having 8 legs, if we had 6 feet, we could still have 2 legs, feet and arms are not legs, though if we attached 6 more legs to our body, (we would not need to cut off our arms) then we would be an arachnid, unless there's some rule in nature saying you can't be a mammal and an arachnid at the same time.

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Roses are red, Violets are violet, Sometimes Marvel characters should probably stay quiet.

[@kakateboi42]

Love & Light qɹǝʌoɹd ɐ ǝq plnoɥs ʇᴉ*

[@puppetgod2515]

1:55 (Lexi, reading): “Nothing starts with N and ends with G” (Me, a *little* sleep deprived): “Napping” (Also me): * not getting the joke until commenting on it *

[@Liggliluff]

(3:05) As a Swede, it's very confusing to see a Swedish flag correctly coloured, with an incorrect mark (✓) beside it. In Sweden "R" marks it as correct, and "✓" for wrong. Finland and Korea also uses "✓" for wrong, and possibly more countries.

[@ihavethelongestnameandimpr3865]

"we need dark mode for discord not grey mode" Discord AMOLED theme on Android: hold my bear

[@AstoundingAmelia]

@Stasya it's a mode optimised for AMOLED screens which uses black instead of grey, its designed for AMOLED screens because with AMOLED every pixel is its own LED and therefore uses more more power the more stuff it has to show

[@probablytobby]

i dont think i can hold a whole bear, my guy ❤

[@siliconsulfide8]

no that's BLACK theme not DARK theme

[@birdbath6152]

I found it. I freaking found it.

[@ThePuff18]

Damn now I need the entire Star Wars series but everyone is Lexi

[@DeadMemeFrog]

Fun Fact: The person that said "no this is grey mode" is one of my friends lol

[@aarongoeltl7090]

bet

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

I second that bet

[@Project_VideoGame]

And the one who said "I don't speak german" is not my friend

[@bananakitofinternetclan8350]

@@Project_VideoGame Wow, the more you know. The more you know.

[@chen_plays4173]

@@Project_VideoGame I don't speak German

[@scorchiss]

Lexi is now my favorite narrator. She’s my queen :) Edit:I swear to god if I keep getting called a simp

[@TomoDachiiiii]

I’m pretty sure it’s a dude

[@thundercookie1741]

Simp

[@scorchiss]

Thunder Cookie AYE their voice is nice

[@scorchiss]

Retro World178 nah Lexi goes by she/her

[@scorchiss]

Retro World178 nahhh

[@isaacgut9722]

Nothing start with N and ends with G. Me: your wrong quit nagging me I honestly hate people that nag others.

[@b_nniie]

But do you get the joke

[@ethanthelizard3596]

@@b_nniie 100% no.

[@b_nniie]

@@ethanthelizard3596 him or you? (Or both....)

[@ethanthelizard3596]

@@b_nniie him..?;(

[@b_nniie]

@@ethanthelizard3596 nevermind

[@jessegibbes9233]

I just learned how are frozen hotdogs HOT Dogs

[@Claramoo]

cool dawg

[@thisnameistaken2364]

Cold dog

[@strideryourself]

yo i got a question why i wanna bake late at night in the morning i’m like “no bake now” and at night i’m like “TIME TO MAKE AN ENTIRE CAKE” please help me

[@naefus]

Hi egg thanos

[@cloudtem]

Easy your clock is messed up go to the opposite end of Earth then that should fix it it's called time sic

[@FailureNightengale]

Fun Fact: We spend less time looking at the earth than the sun because when we look at the sun we are spending less time looking at the earth.

[@alpharius3661]

Hey Lexi, I was having a pretty bad day before watching this, but I really want to say thanks for complimenting people at the start of your video, it may just be a small gesture but you really helped me think straight and fix my mistakes, so thank you.

[@wafflebean9828]

fun fact: Whales WILL EXPLODE if on land for too long

[@mikuhatsune9678]

water?

[@erickurquidez8944]

What?

[@juliusweiss5447]

Erick Urquidez After they die the gases from decay build up until the whale eventually bursts; and it’s one of the most foul smells a human can experience.

[@erickurquidez8944]

@@juliusweiss5447 interesting, I hope I never experience that

[@juliusweiss5447]

Erick Urquidez You should look up the video of the time a town here in America decided to blow up a whale carcass. It.. Did not go as planned. Lol

[@LilPiguana]

If Link could talk in BotW, he would be sassy as hell XD

[@jennisangel4537]

Lexi: exists Me: :D

[@jackthefrog80085]

Yes, I love her.

[@BananaOk]

😀

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

yt kzbin.info/door/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

she has a yt account ^^^

[@think3061]

“Your genitals are older than your teeth” *Laughs in trans*

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

ye

[@weedmaster-420]

Love the confuzzled bakuhoe lmao

[@cheeseisjar3058]

Cheater

[@madkirk7431]

Your real genitals are older than your false ones

[@think3061]

@@madkirk7431 okay let’s do ✨that✨math shall we? So if I had bottom surgery when I was, say 20 (made up numbers, I’m not telling h how old I am) and if I’m now 30, and I had all of my baby teeth out by 8, then my teeth would be 22 years old, my “real” genitals would be 20, and my “false” ones would be 10… So yeah, umm, you’re just….wrong

[@vikavolt5414]

9:10 Sympathy: 1: A relationship between persons or things wherein whatever affects the other 2: Harmony of interests and aims 3: FAVOR, SUPPORT 4: The capacity for entering into and sharing the feelings or interests of another; also: COMPASSION, PITTY. 5: An expression of sorrow for another's loss, grief, or misfortune. Got this from a Dictionary.

[@Ann42069]

Ive stubbed my toe, grabbed my elbow, and said "ow my knee." I need help.

[@Premjit5ingh]

I have stubbed my toe soo many times That it does not even hurt that much

[@demdem7946]

I’ve stubbed my toe, grabbed my finger and said, “ow my hand” who’s the bigger idiot now

[@Ann42069]

@@demdem7946 I got my name wrong.

[@demdem7946]

first things first I tripped on air and when I got back up I tripped on a bottle and then tripped while trying to get up

[@Ann42069]

@@demdem7946 bruh. I've done worse but at school.

[@akmazing6941]

man, lexi is one of my favorite narrators here, she's so cool!!!

[@mullyboats]

Agreed

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

Easily top 3 best current Emkay narrators. Also definitely the best female Emkay narrator ever.

[@XenonPrimeSBSV]

Ah! I was wondering on that front but I wasn't sure whether it was a different way of shortening Alexander and I'm atrocious at identifying voices! Thank you! She really is cool! I love her wit!

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

she has yt kzbin.info/door/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw

[@GingerSnape46]

Post: She shouldn't date him. He looks kinda sketchy Lexi: Aha ha I see what you did there.

[@petmom100yt]

Anybody else love hearing Lexi's voice? She is my favorite narrator

[@empressthorne4075]

same, this is the first video I've heard where Lexi was the voice actor, I love them :)

[@hmmx3917]

Wait Lexi is a she? I didn’t know that

[@pipstix5487]

hmmx3 -- She's a trans female

[@Lip_Bone]

@@pipstix5487 oh...sh- shit

[@DaBrotatoes272]

What happened to the old guy?

[@sea_nymph]

Oh wow how did I not know Lexi was a narrator- i love her omg-

[@marsimane259]

Same! She's my fav!

[@shannalese]

@@marsimane259 wait...she??

[@marsimane259]

@@shannalese yup

[@Ezper-2099]

I dont think he is a she

[@katherinenoll9732]

Wait they're actually a girl?

[@klubhouse478]

Me watching r/technicallythetruth: *Screenshots every meme I can to spam to my friend at 3 am*

[@childnuggetti]

Waitwaitwait- Lexi?! Omg- The bean who is cute as heck? Damn-

[@catguy5425]

Discord DOES have an Android-exclusive "darker mode." Just tap the dark mode option several times. A fun little message will also pop up. Similarly, if you tap "light mode" just as many times, the screen will go white with a fun pop-up massage, and your phone's flash will go off! No pics are taken, and it's only on for a second.

[@michaelsegal3558]

4:31 I remember that one from another Emkay video

[@murder7415]

Nobody's born cool except of course People who watch the video before commenting

[@fansandjams]

Yay I’m cool

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Is that a personal attack or something?

[@carl2741]

I need brain surgery. CHANGE MY MIND

[@thisnameistaken2364]

You are taking out part of your body CHANGE MY MIND

[@RysightGaming]

I cant even count on 1 hand how many times i facepalmed watching this video, i facepalmed 6 times

[@theemeraldswitch4485]

When the “water is bad” image came up I was drinking water and now I’m worried I might die

[@hayhay1044]

Day 9 of asking Jack to say: Hello everyone, I’m Jack. Today’s video is brought to you by Australia, where the only thing worse than the weather is the wildlife! (W h e e z e)

[@urneckisnowbroken]

**wheeze**

[@ardeel7390]

**wheeze**

[@kakateboi42]

ǝzǝǝɥʍ*

[@rykoqx]

*w h e e z e*

[@NoName-ld7gg]

@sans the skeleton *Fine... you win*

[@snoozymac2377]

5:40 Pretty sure you were making that up, all I see are the reflections of vampires.

[@soge4348]

wait wheres the “Hey Sexi im lexi.” intro?

[@TheLexikitty]

Itll come back. 💞

[@hayest.68]

It came back :/

[@alicec1533]

@@hayest.68 Luckily they banished it to another Island.

[@simplyalive_]

@@alicec1533 -now it needs to get it's honor back-

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

@@alicec1533 they should banish you

[@XxDiPpInDoTsXx]

"We stan short kings in this house" You're the best.

[@ApatheticAnarchy]

3:26 dayum girl this is surprisingly good for someone who doesn't do voice training for transitioning

[@FerlVENTS]

“Nothing starts with N and ends in G” *Nodding has joined that chat* Nodding: eXcUse mE-

[@gradybrown5278]

the literal word "nothing" starts with n and ends with g. r/whoosh

[@holland22]

Grady Brown I’ve never seen a more appropriate reddit reference in KZbin comments... wish I could upvote LOL

[@redvioblu2292]

3:17 That "No!" Is too adorable-

[@Hachellle]

friends are like birds: when you shoot on one, the others try escaping

[@briennabradley]

Hospital one is wrong, you entered into the hospital in your moms womb, like a flesh suitcase.

[@rainbowspectre1218]

"Your genitals are older than your teeth" Jokes on you I'm trans *finger guns*

[@thelocalwitch2405]

ヽ(｡◕o◕｡)ﾉ. I'm proud of you!!

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

ya but whats a "finger gun"

[@quinnjustice9038]

@@user-dt3of5gr2f it's a gun that shoots fingers

[@putsyjr]

1:19 i can't stop laughing at how you narrated that XD!

[@vammy]

15:16 MY CABBAGES only avatar fans will get it

[@ohnoamistake]

when emkay posts two hours later than usual : >:( ... but its cool because their content is cool

[@mimememes4280]

Yep!

[@bat-]

Me when emkay posts 54 seconds later than they usually post: *bippity bibe, I might unsubscribe*

[@deltapilot5730]

The "a-ha" in response to the take on me joke enraged me.

[@fellowbrit6328]

*The dislikes are the people who disliked.*

[@thisnameistaken2364]

You’re telling me those hands are ALIVE

[@kamfranks1828]

The thing that said "nothing starts with N and ends with G" is a lie because there is a word *nutmeg*

[@jadefulgar]

Naming, nothing

[@hantrazaveri1566]

Should I wooosh you?

[@Chanceogal]

Hantra Zaveri yes

[@ClawedCat]

Yeah, nothing does start with N and end with G. NothinG

[@kamfranks1828]

I'm a idiot I just realized what it meant 😭😭

[@BBBert.]

List of words that start with N and end in G VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Nonparticipating 2). Nonmanufacturing 3). ... Nephrectomizing 2). Notwithstanding 3). ... Noninteracting 2). Nonthreatening 3). ... Nightclubbing 2). Nonincreasing 3). ... Newspapering 2). Neutralizing 3). ... Nondividing 2). Nonteaching 3). ... Novelizing 2). Nonplusing 3). ... Neutering 2). Nonmoving 3).

[@tonidufrene5845]

NothinG

[@sprout-undercover]

*_Almost 4 chairs_* You tried buddy, you tried

[@ladylapis348]

"op boop Boop Bedupe" New narrator: APPROVED

[@RaccoonsInATrenchcoat]

10:47 YESSS MY FAVORITE NARRATOR AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!

[@thaias9654]

13:45 **thump** **thump** **clap** **thump** **thump** **clap** We will, we will, rock you!

[@pihlajafox]

Wii*

[@lullabylost]

Me, not knowing it would be Lexi reading, clicks video. Video starts and I hear Lexi’s voice. Very happy now :D

[@notarobot1231]

5:28 ok but why are lettuce, beef, and bun all explicit?!?!? Should my brothers not be allowed to eat burgers anymore???

[@FBI-bx8bg]

"the average house cannot jump" What about the above and below average

[@dragonlord4898]

I exist. If a promotion exists here, I will link to skip it

[@alphabet_god1175]

Thank you

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

this isnt a promotion for me tho its for my favorite youtuber and the narrator of this video kzbin.info/door/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw

[@meravelliott6230]

3:42- I could swear I heard you say "Grian of rice" instead of "grain of rice" and it made me so happy

[@llllartsy-cospgayllll7393]

Technically, every boyfriend/girlfriend relationship ends at some point

[@quinnjustice9038]

Especially when they're married

[@bingbong9547]

My body has left my soul

[@nuggetw2533]

nice meme profile pic

[@fluffypancakes8427]

Smar

[@bingbong9547]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation My soul is an empty husk without my body

[@bingbong9547]

Federal Bureau of Investigation unless my stepsis had rights to my dead body

[@dumtree3727]

Hate when that happens

[@flamedragon468]

Lexi is special and must be protected at all times

[@pr1mit]

Happy birthday Lexi! (I know it was yesterday) 🎉🥳

[@duckling_soup]

let’s be real- there’s really no reason to hate Lexi, she’s amazing

[@sleepymoonnns]

we all love Lexi , Lexi deserves the world

[@Jdogrey1]

5:23 technically the songs should be bun, mustard, ketchup, onions, pickles, cheese, beef, bun if we are being accurate to the picture.

[@heatherwheeler8330]

She's my new favorite narrator, she is a So funny and witty

[@user-dt3of5gr2f]

yt kzbin.info/door/6Z_VulNXt6VmQYa2YrzDsw

[@BleachedBlackSocks]

0:39 **laughs in trans**

[@reiujifumo1970]

Lexi: I hope you have a victorious day tomorrow. Lexi already knows that today is a lost cause since we fell into the hole that is Emkay's most recent uploads

[@MJ-bw5hv]

15:50 aah yes a CAT Scan😂😂😂

[@quilcinq-mars4893]

Lexi's voice makes me happy

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

1:01 Fun fact: People are never die from hitting the floor. The death are comes while falling because the heart stops working from the panic. And this happens with high buildings, sooo no one will survive 5miles without the parachute.

[@chewymustard6426]

"The internet has lied to me again" Me: but they didn't Thats the whole point Technically the truth