r/Facepalm | something's not right here...

[@Smokeywithazed]

“What’s an orgasm” Describes Origami* “That’s oregano” Searches up Organism*

[@thebeanqueen1669]

Congrats you found the joke 🥳

[@KnavishWolf]

I found that too

[@shatterheadcase]

This isn’t Reddit. You aren’t supposed to repost my comments.

[@alexandersergal]

@@shatterheadcase he's a madlad, you cant stop him

[@hamedalzarooni442]

[Slaps organ]

[@roodie363]

Weirdly enough, when a black hole sucks something up. It stretches the thing so fast and far it becomes spaghetti; effectively spaghettifying it.

[@Vrushkamir]

I wonder what it would do to actual spaghetti.....

[@alexwrenproductions]

@@Vrushkamir stretch it

[@D34D_WestlandsOfficial]

r/technicallythetruth

[@aXYZGaming]

It would get torn apart due to the difference in gravitational pull as well

[@josecoronadonieto6911]

@@aXYZGaming so, you are making large fideua?

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

"YOU'RE the reason aliens don't visit us anymore." Wait, *_ANYMORE?!_*

[@phillyp6969]

Yes

[@Donut__02]

@@phillyp6969 yes

[@eddiecowen2624]

Who do you think made the pyramids in Meso-America and Northern Africa?

[@blessedcat582]

@@eddiecowen2624 the government. Who else? (Yes this is a joke)

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

@@eddiecowen2624 the people who lived there?

[@hellagia2151]

9:56 Not going to lie, I may have actually felt teary when Jack said, "Americans, I am so sorry for you guys. The majority of you deserve so much better than this." I don't know why but "you deserve better than this" just made me feel many positive things. Someone understands, thank you. *happy tears*

[@person3759]

Like he said i am ashamed by the country i live in. America has so many problems it makes me sad.

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

@Calling all barbz And the violence I hate my country sometimes and when this is all over I don't think we'll be allowed anywhere since we literally help spread a virus that probably could have been gone within a few months but instead lasted a whole year

[@thehypersonicbuild9919]

@@person3759 same bro

[@cageisrad9823]

@@person3759 dude I know, it’s awful. It’s especially bad where I am, because I live in fucking Texas

[@thatonewitch]

Same here

[@night_san03]

"That's not how black holes work." Meanwhile in science: well, guess we should erase the whole "spaghettification" thing from existance.

[@JFee333]

I had no idea it was called that and I Love it.

[@ihatemydepressionandmyreas4454]

Well I have been looking at black holes for about 4 years now, if you need to know anything tell me Kinda flexing but hell Its been 4 years

[@jersuki4272]

@@ihatemydepressionandmyreas4454 evil ot nosear ym dnA noisserped ym etah I@ oi you messed up your user... YOU CAPITALIZED *And* IN YOUR USERNAME

[@uggZymoroon]

@@ihatemydepressionandmyreas4454 would spagetization happen to an object of the size of a planet? or would it slowly crumble?

[@roterex9115]

@@jersuki4272 r/ihadastroke

[@cyprsss]

This is for Jack: black holes would stretch the planet so strongly that the earth would be torn to shreds before it goes into the black hole

[@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020]

Can you explain what is the spaghettification thing and what would happen to humen

[@thorodinson292]

@@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020 gravity pulls harder on your feet than on your head. Gravity stretches you Gravity rips you apart.

[@thorodinson292]

Also i think it would still cross the event horizon. Tho, that depends on the black hole. If it's a super massive one, it gets sucjed in first (beyond event horizon) and then torn apart.

[@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020]

@@thorodinson292 gravity is love Gravity is life

[@kasparorav102]

Cool thad you now more then scientists

[@acethefiredragon8525]

Person: *asks what orgasm is.* Someone else: *defining oregano instead.* Emkay: *Looks up the definition of organism.* Not sure if this is a joke, or a facepalm within a facepalm.

[@lapisgerentis6337]

Actually the definition of orgasm is "Something that decorates or adorns; an embellishment."

[@thxcc_7969]

*insert your mom joke here

[@meteorsoda369]

no, it’s actually “a large musical instrument having rows of tuned pipes sounded by compressed air”

[@kookiesandcream5930]

No, it's a U.S. state. Geez, y'all are stupid.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

Correction: Person: *asks what orgasm is* Someone Else: *defines origami instead* Another Person: *says that's oregano* Jack: *organism definition*

[@benlewis5136]

School- no sleeveless clothes Also school- ah yes. Lets leave a girl BASICALLY NAKED because she had sleeveless dress.

[@wiiblii8584]

Ah yes, perfect logic, flawless no problems

[@PandaMan1343]

"SlEeVe-LeSs ClOtHeS dIsTrAcT tHe BoYs."

[@wiiblii8584]

@@PandaMan1343 dem boys be like: mmmmmmmm shoulders

[@reetunusunus38]

@@wiiblii8584 yeah it’s the best part

[@getcaughtin4klol752]

My school is boys only and the school clothes are sleeveless so yeah my school is better

[@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G]

At my school they were against shoulders. We made a joke where we'd grope each other's shoulders, and expose them

[@fritzenders5099]

Sounds like Middle School all over again. Aah, the good old days. Also my grandma used to wear a cat mask to the store. It's no wonder that she always went to Walmart.

[@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G]

@Gianni Watson We did that as well

[@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G]

@@fritzenders5099 It was Middle School! When school starts back up going to HS! Kinda scared

[@rofldoffel9826]

why does your school want to cut off shoulders?

[@ark_alcor1048]

We did the exact same thing. I don't think it's a problem that any single school has. I think it's a problem that public schools as a whole have.

[@symonmykytiuk2960]

when he said "ok google, tell me a joke", my google home heard it and said "who's the king of the pencil case? the ruler"

[@RF-Ataraxia]

BOOOOOO

[@rinakatsuki2801]

@@RF-Ataraxia Google : why are you booing me? I'm right.

[@neilcognito]

Same, but with my phone, and now I want to commit phone genocide, cause holy shit that joke blows.

[@mjfadeaway22]

I did it with Siri it said: What kind of clothes does a cloud wear Thunderwear

[@davincent98]

My phone asked me: "What did the snail say on the turtle's back?" "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" 🐢💨

[@officergreg1318]

Schools: *Allow girls to wear sleeveless clothes* Boys: *MMMmmmm those are a nice pair of shoulders you got there...*

[@TeamSky01]

“Hmmmm, that’s a nice head you have on your shoulders.”

[@hiimkillian7143]

i had a friend and one of our inside jokes was that the school thought boys had a shoulder fetish or something idk

[@joshfincher7364]

*Some* boys

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

It may come from the fashion trend from ~5 years ago when the girls' "sleveless" shirts had basically open sides, like those things knights wore over their armour, and sides of bras were seen clearly. Anyway, it's not that fucking hard to wear something with sleeves, men always wear sleeves in school/work. But the school teacher who did that crap to the girl is still a moron.

[@joaquinwithers722]

Cracking clavicle

[@tylergordon4804]

"That's not how black holes work" I'm an Astronomer and I can say that is indeed how they work

[@Krionolic]

Yes it is true, i maybe not an astronomer but i research a lot about space and black holes

[@dranreb9176]

Indeed the gravity is so strong that the closer you are to the center the faster you get pulled so it stretches the planet really fast.

[@tylergordon4804]

@@dranreb9176 Correct

[@francescoragnoni8042]

But a black hole wuld have to bee like milions of times bigger. That thing was as big as earth. On a a smaller black hole, it wuldve been tore to pieces much faster than a bigger one. Or am i completely confused?

[@Gentlemen3]

With the size of the black hole the earth just wouldnt exist anymore

[@Pinanimate]

Em Kay: I spy with my little eye, someone who skipped their science class. That right Amanda, it’s you! You frickin idiot Me, who’s name is also Amanda and wasn’t fully paying attention: **Audible Confusion**

[@Fedico7000]

Well? Did you??

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@OmegaGamer EX what did they say? You probably don't remember tho..

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@OmegaGamer EX ok

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@OmegaGamer EX lol

[@amandasoddy9372]

Hello, fellow Amanda.

[@ramengod7514]

Karen’s in the USA: **doesn’t wear a mask** Me in the USA: mother, father, I wish to move to another country, and I have 50 reasons why one for each state

[@ramengod7514]

Elisa Castro just saying not wearing a mask out every one of us at risk Edit: also I said karens meaning multiple but it auto corrected so :/

[@Uefi-celes]

except Michigan, ok Detroit is pretty bad but royal oak is nice

[@Crazy-mx8my]

Emma Schmigel hahah Karen

[@RayquaSr.]

And yet 49 of those reasons are about Florida.

[@Bidoof_Fan7]

*karens

[@carbonbeaker409]

“As a kid I just assumed that we were black and white in the old days.” Yes. We were. - An American

[@owenmerrill1501]

And the SCP foundation.

[@scottposton3428]

Oh my god, it took me 2 seconds to figure it out if you were talking about skin colors

[@carbonbeaker409]

@@scottposton3428 Oh gods, I didn't even think of that :|. I just meant grayscale xd.

[@scottposton3428]

Carbon Beaker oh-

[@carbonbeaker409]

@@scottposton3428 ye xd

[@Realgar_J]

9:10 most people notice the "blind people can't read the screen" thing, my thing is, they can't understand sign language (a language based around watching someone's hands)

[@tuser8]

That’s why it’s on here

[@shoqdxww]

Lol

[@pug8714]

They'll be glad to see this

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

Glad I'm not the only one

[@me-myself-i787]

Yeah. These commenters should be using braille if they want blind people to understand.

[@Chaotic_idiot420]

"i dont think a black hole would stretch earth like that" Yes it would. And a lot more than the image shows.

[@Camuel_L_Jackson]

Its called spaghetti ing

[@owoslayerofgods1213]

Make consume

[@sunburstbike]

i made the exact comment but way way more specific

[@robloxlover1969]

spaghettification

[@PBalint817]

Spaghettification is when *molecules and atoms* stretch. If there was a black hole near us, the Earth would break into a billion pieces before being sucked in.

[@supercr33p3r7]

12:40 Yes, that is indeed how black holes work this term is called spaghettification. (No, I did not make this up, if you look it up, it'll tell you that it really is a word.)

[@commandercat10]

Yeah regular show actually did a episode on that

[@wasd286]

Its also light distortion though

[@woodstocklordship417]

@@wasd286 The Earth would stretch as depicted in the image, however far more violently. But there would be a lot of light curvature making it near impossible to understand what is happening, the Earth would also look more red.

[@vladdumitrascu9026]

Vsauce did a video on this. It was really interesting, he talked about how if the black hole was in a certain position you could see the back of your head when you look to the side. I recommend you watch it as it is an awesome video and he does a way better job of explaining it than i did.

[@saladpotato5912]

Yes,

[@cameliascripet8792]

"You have cancer." ":O" "No no no, it's okay. Just stop it. "

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

If cancer centres your body just say no cancer cannot legally enter you without your consent

[@robinoytboy4160]

My first tpught was that clip from jaidan animations where she was talking about her weird s

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

@@justsomerandombananawithin3705 if only I told dad that last month R.I.P dad

[@flarfschnikelman6780]

If COVID tries to enter your body just look it in the eyes and say that you do not give consent for it to enter your body. Problem solved

[@littlewolfgirl8707]

Is that from jaiden animations?

[@kyepf3604]

12:32 congratulations, you played your self. Yes black holes stretches things like that due to its great gravitational pull (just wanted to point that out) Edit: forgot to tell you that its called spaghettification

[@Simio_Da_Tundra]

Is gravitational lensing also a factor there?

[@hooparom7430]

would it be more tearing the planet cause its a solid and not a liquid/gas like stars?

[@kyepf3604]

@@hooparom7430 tearing happens when you get closer to the black hole

[@hooparom7430]

@@kyepf3604 ah yeah that makes sense

[@gustafsparvelilja3787]

You are right!

[@somenameiguess6531]

"Wait, it's all Florida ?" "Always has been."

[@spookysace2213]

YEP

[@schoolishcali3618]

We hate it here

[@Purrabella]

Always will be

[@ultraxisprime5152]

You have made the most incredible meme and it just made my week.

[@thevideogamenerd2268]

Yes comrade

[@CoingamerFL]

This subreddit in a nutshell: *yeah this is beeg brain time* Edit: Ha Ha! You fool! You thought this was a like edit? Cmon. You know better.

[@Longus07]

In a nutshell/brief Facepalm

[@pozasm]

CodeName: ALP why did u put fortnite in this holy channel

[@Onerso]

@CodeName: ALP S H U T

[@CoingamerFL]

@@pozasm Oh i thought it was a rickroll

[@itzsammyboiz]

Beeg bren thyme

[@jamesharvey3993]

Florida is a weird, weird place, but interestingly, the reason the rest of us get to see it is because they have some of the most transparent crime and incident reporting laws in the whole US.

[@Balck_white]

James Harvey as a Floridian I can confirm this

[@frazier6612]

@@Balck_white As a Floridian, I can confirm your confirmation of this.

[@Kohl1D4Life]

I'm transmasculine and pregnant and I laughed so hard when you said 'the man should try carrying the child himself' and started making sick slurping noises lol.

[@yanfeet]

Update PLEASE

[@XiaoPichu]

Congrats on your child man!

[@stuffie5175]

Yippee! I don’t know what to say but this comment has good energies that my dumb little brain can sense so yippee!

[@regone331]

Florida man here: we’re not all that bad but there’s some crazy shit going on

[@RED-xn1mh]

LIES

[@Idk_anymore650]

fellow florida man here

[@Creepo_J]

Heavy: OooHHh, thiS is B A D

[@jillianrose6161]

True

[@aidangross33]

Can confirm as a fellow Florida man

[@sharpythedutchy6548]

"oh, that's a dog person, i'll voice them acordingly" *procedes to act like furries talk like Scoobie-Doo*

[@KermitTheGamer21]

If furries actually talked like Scooby Doo I might actually be somewhat okay with them.

[@sharpythedutchy6548]

@@KermitTheGamer21 as a furry, i can talk like scooby doo so you'd be okay with me

[@rubiolo1019]

@@sharpythedutchy6548 as a furry myself, i cannot do voices without sounding like i'm about to die so i guess i'm fucked lmao

[@champagnesupernova1839]

@@rubiolo1019 Me, also a furry, reading this series of comments: "Guess I'll die"

[@Prototype_Gamez]

@@champagnesupernova1839 am I the only gamer here

[@macylevine8581]

I wasn’t born in Florida, but I was raised here, and I gotta say it’s pretty much always like that

[@SkunkApe407]

Yeah, because "foreigners" from other states move here, and don't know how to act with all this sunshine.

[@spookylol7845]

honestly yea florida was fine growing up but it’s now that i see why it’s a crazy place lol

[@masonhockenberry4023]

Yup same thing I live here and I have a homemade propane powered flame thrower

[@katunu6030]

Hello dokkaebi

[@macylevine8581]

@@katunu6030 sup Katono

[@dranreb9176]

12:35 Indeed that's exactly how black holes work the gravity is so strong that the closer you are to the center the faster you get pulled so it stretches the planet really fast.

[@Passionlipp]

"You're the reason aliens don't visit us anymore!" ...anymore? Anymore?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US!?

[@yehonatanduek8705]

9:30 She accepts putting muzzles on slaves (and the idea of slaves in the first place?), but not putting a mask that saves life. I love humanity

[@lightningangel45]

God bless America...

[@DigitalDagger]

Then for a gun

[@queer.axolotl]

“There is no such thing as failure, only feedback” I like that.

[@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER]

-everyone liked that except that Karen in the back of the comments-

[@daniellelong8674]

The room there finished your sentence

[@chaoticchild519]

“Why would you trust your enemies” Corrin:you underestimate my power

[@pug8714]

So you betray them

[@leontoro4737]

Florida here- I promise were not all like thus... just the mass majority.

[@maxwellmontemayor7003]

Can't wait for the one guy that thinks you're dumb for spelling "this" wrong and don't realize that it is a typing mistake.

[@nathanarts]

I had a girl scream at me that Chinese people aren't Asian. I'm convinced Florida doesn't even exist. Me and everyone else in Florida is just a figment of the worlds imagination.

[@24CL-handle]

@@nathanarts it seems that Florida's only purpose in existence is to fill the headlines with crazy and ridiculous stories

[@Jadeigital]

GrAmmAr poLicE aLeRt: We're* I'm not gonna correct the "thus" because that's just a small spelling mistake that you'll hopefully fix on your own.

[@wyrowood3490]

I'm Australian... 'nuff said

[@katsimpsforleviathan]

I laughed so hard at the One Direction one because that was them tweeting song lyrics! The lyrics, with more context are "if you ever feel alone don't. You were never on your own and the proof is in this song" Out of context tho, it sounds so dumb lol

[@phiphia_1501]

Yes! I, as a Directioner, had to laugh SO HARD because this really came out of nowhere and I honestly needed some time to realize that these words were in fact song lyrics lmao. 😂😭 But when you don't know that, it really does sound... stupid.

[@erinhollow773]

"Girls are the ones who are more attracted to arms..." Me, a lesbian, who tries very hard not to stare when my gf is wearing a sleeveless shirt: 👀

[@brianjodwischat8759]

👁👄👁

[@eeveecatcher123loveseeveel4]

💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[@Jen_TheSnail]

Same

[@boogrs55]

still a girl tho so.... yeah.... still a girl

[@MochaGamingL]

Nice. Lol

[@feliscape]

6:08 thats like the reviews on amazon about how their package came broken

[@johnthomas5959]

Yes Jack, stuff like that is common. Once a Floridian man was arrested for breaking in to a man's house, eating all his frozen hot pockets, and fell asleep on his couch. Sooo....... Yea

[@dawidkrzyczkowski4289]

And that time cox and crendor were talking about the florida man stories for example that time someone tried to burn i think an ex boyfriend's house with ragu sauce

[@johnthomas5959]

@@dawidkrzyczkowski4289 how can someone burn down a house with RANGU SAUCE??!!

[@DeathnoteBB]

1:00 “We can’t let the boys know that girls have ARMS.”

[@rubyred6169]

If I was that Mom, I would have had them fired for leaving my child in underwear only all day.

[@jackeag4295]

Wait girls have arms?

[@toriknorth3324]

worse: “We can’t let the 5 year old boys know that 5 year old girls have ARMS” like SIR, maybe someone's having inappropriate thoughts at school but it's not the 5 year olds

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

What's wrong with girls wearing T-shirts, though? They look better, and they're comfy to wear.

[@herobrine7617]

"Mmm ShOuLdErS, mE hOrNy" is what schools think people will be like

[@Ozzieyoshi]

To be fair, “you’re English makes me vomit” is a full sentence with a minor grammatical error. You are English, makes me vomit. So the person is saying that the fact the other person is from England makes them ill. It’s not a nice thing to say, it’s still a full sentence.

[@dakota6050]

DO you think he made a grammatical error or is racist IK it's a "technically" but still

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

heh

[@militarydoge4178]

And police police police tis a sentence

[@anessanich]

GentlemenGhidorah I think because “makes me vomit” isn’t an independent clause. I don’t think it’s a complete clause at all, for that matter

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

@@anessanich I mean, the understood "it" turns it into a clause.

[@Fruityflootloops]

As someone with mobility issues, if I decide to start using a wheelchair occasionally one day, I want that one. I am not even kidding. It’s a dumb design, but there is a very niche demographic that might like it believe it or not.

[@janluus9590]

School:"nO cHiLdReN sHalL wEaR sLeAvLeSs DrEsS!" Also School:"Eh children in underwear is totally finy RIGHT?" And im also surprised someone thought that people could walk on the sun in winter, yet the sun is always umm....ya know.... H O T

[@merryherb]

if you freeze your shoes _then_ you can walk on the sun, the cold counters out the suns hot

[@wyrowood3490]

Welcome to the hottest state of matter that the school hid from so many dropouts... P L A S M A

[@userdarren3384]

Some kid fom my school thought germans spoke english but with an accent.

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@userdarren3384 that's technically correct germans speak English with a German accent (I mean they also speak German with a German accent)

[@gabebancroft]

Yes, indeed. About 9,941°F to be exact.

[@ovnimoss]

I feel like the "Have a safe weekend!" Condom meme and skit MIIIIGHT have been a reference to Community, but that's just me.

[@ArmandoChirinoserzeco]

It is definitely a community reference, and I love it 😁

[@adisappointment4873]

Troy and abed in the morning

[@antenna_prolly]

I laughed aloud when I heard it. Incredible.

[@bohunkerdonk5200]

As an american, most of us actually agree that we aren’t that great in the grand scheme of things.

[@monkeman2954]

bohunkerdonk yep

[@xXBraind3dXx]

I agree

[@Imactuallynothere]

As someone who’s from Florida, I formally apologize to everyone in the world for this state’s existence and 90% of the people who live in.

[@jmmcbride5741]

"Americans, I am so sorry for you guys." As an American, thank you for your sympathy. I promise not all of us are that bad. As for Florida, it's basically it's own country. But, it's overall not too bad. Really depends on wear you go.

[@flamefeather2665]

HmMmMmmMmMmMmm Alright then

[@theshoe1391]

Hello fellow American who has a slight amount of common Sense

[@wolflives4316]

Where*

[@DuamiiSequel]

It was all good until you misspelled where

[@theshoe1391]

@@DuamiiSequel mate it's a simple spelling mistack

[@julia-fu3vy]

5:03 as a Directioner that is a lyric lol. The rest of the line goes "You are never on your own" They used to tweet "finish the lyric" quite often haha ❤️

[@erinbetts6247]

that song is pure fire tho 🔥

[@rubengoldman5830]

Nice URL!

[@25mariechen72]

Yay I found fellow Directioners 😍 Also stream DMD and SOML to a billion views before 23rd July!

[@julia-fu3vy]

@@25mariechen72 keep streaminnn. I'm so excited for them to turn 10 ❤️

[@wamengxiong0409]

Loved the comments under the condom one P1: "Oh no" P2: "Oh no" P3: "Oh no" P4: "What's wrong with you guys? You think it's wrong for having safe sex?" P1/2/3: "The pin" P4: "Oh no"

[@lordecastaneda6580]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipevlHZnpJ1omNE

[@nukeboy7633]

due to the curviture of spacetime, that black-hole would actually do that as the intense gravity can also bend light, and is stronger than light itself

[@carsontriplett3719]

"Americans, I am so sorry for you guys." Thank you for the sympathy.

[@lyndmaesaplala]

5:05 for context "If you ever feel alone. Don't." the next lyrics will be: "You were never on your own, and the proof is in this song." They just cut that off weirdly.

[@serpentinehat]

Fun Fact: The Dreams Got Coloured When The Movies Started Coming In Telecolour.

[@June-kw4fn]

"Americans, I am so sorry for you guys." I'm so embarrassed to be an American at this point. Bail me out, please, I'm begging you

[@iamsatire2883]

We need to escape to Canada

[@pandarou_pd]

@@iamsatire2883 isn't canada in north America? Like im not good in geography but im pretty sure it is

[@iamsatire2883]

@@pandarou_pd Canada is in North America but we're talking about the U.S

[@wiiblii8584]

Which is why I plan on moving to Canada, I hear that people are quite kind over in America's hat

[@Shin3y]

But... that is how black holes work, they do stretch whatever falls into them.

[@masrikbarat7799]

But can they stretch me shmoll pp?

[@Grim_Garage]

Masrik Barat yes yes they can

[@artillerycannon645]

@@Grim_Garage well bois looks like we are going to space

[@deadlybunz]

Spaghetti time

[@DigitalJedi]

Spaghetti spaghettio you're now a noodle.

[@moxie1111]

"ooo a dog person. i shall voice them accordingly" *literally becomes scooby doo*

[@binkerooney5175]

0:00 don’t worry he’s probably just caught up with watching money heist

[@starflyer5707]

It’s honestly so good!

[@loogymario4247]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXbHhp-Qq9KXqrc

[@vidisthegamer]

@@w0wcuber776 dont click the link ot could be a virus or worse A RICK ROLL

[@ExDixionconderoga]

"until my baby was born and named _____, nobody named their babies _____." It's almost as if, only if, _____ became a popular name, and many people started using it...

[@ethanlocke3604]

The process of something being stretched out by a black hole is actually called spaghettification

[@brianjodwischat8759]

Super Mario in real life

[@RED-xn1mh]

Ok time to go to the blackhole lab

[@austinmhepner]

this process would burn earth from the inside if it were orbiting it

[@ethanlocke3604]

Pizza Bird and it would do a lot worse then that in a couple hours

[@Archxr]

I remeber that from Regular Show

[@rustyshackleford1697]

"the customer is always right... about to say something stupid" Sgt Ducky

[@pirobot668beta]

When I was a kid, I always thought black and white movies had no color as an homage to actors who died on set. Color movies = everyone survived the production.

[@justsomegrl]

12:26 Astronomy lover fella here. Black holes in fact stretch things like that and that process is called "spaghettification" sounds stupid but it's true. Hope this fun fact made your day a little better! Source of info: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification#:~:text=In%20astrophysics%2C%20spaghettification%20(sometimes%20referred,caused%20by%20extreme%20tidal%20forces.

[@Krionolic]

Yeah it sounds like a lie but it is true, because physics aren't the same on the surface of the black hole so the spaghettification process happen.

[@brokenwave6125]

"You can drink acid in moderation and that's still not good for you!" Acid in moderation is exactly what vinegar is...and pickled foods, apple cider vinegar, etc. are indeed good for you.

[@Underworlder5]

some people have gained resistance to poison by taking small doses over time. would still not recommend it though

[@kawaiiempoleon8721]

He's talking about the more lethal stuff

[@amihere383]

@@kawaiiempoleon8721 I mean the point still stands, a little bit of something that's bad for you can be kind of alright

[@urielantoniobarcelosavenda780]

@@kawaiiempoleon8721 well, still, it's not absolutly bad, I mean, thats the vaccination principe

[@kawaiiempoleon8721]

@@urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 vaccines are like vinegar not the stuff that will kill you

[@bribri1884]

Person from Florida: Yes, we both have the worst conditions and the stupidest people. Not a good mix

[@sincotrodium7385]

I've been in Florida for 2 decades and havent seen a single person everyone sees on the internet.Its gettin fucking annoying how half of those are fake and the locations are in a way different country.People have taken the meme way to far.

[@Rexofthe501st]

A college attendee in Florida: Yeah, everything absolutely sucks which is why I don't ever leave my dorm. Only for my dad to drop off food for me because I refuse to go near the idiots in our mess hall talking about how "wearing masks is suffocating and stupid and this whole thing wouldn't have happened if China had left us alone." That was an actual conversation I heard one day and I'm pretty sure I lost about fifty brain cells in the ten seconds I walked past them. There is no hope for us.

[@CatafalqueBoy]

For anyone concerned about the chocolate being given to that dog, assuming he was given only that one cookie he was likely fine. Because he’s a big dog he’ll be able to manage the amount in a cookie without getting very ill. Still obviously shouldn’t be fed it though.

[@tingting9289]

“There is no such thing as failure, only feedback.” Thanks mate I’ll be sure to let my wonky fringe know 😂 But seriously I listen to Emkay every time I cut my hair over the past year and it has been getting a little better each time.

[@Orangekid65]

1:32 Is that a Community reference? Oh my God that's amazing

[@mmosley2004]

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED

[@gagiibaaji2774]

I’ve only started watching it

[@kokichis_bff1860]

i noticed too!

[@mr.applejuice8546]

Hey Emkay I live in florida and I can tell you rn that stuff like this happens in the news all the time. Like seriously! Arizona has a worst education system than ours and somehow we are worst! Thank god it's the minority but still. Florida is so filled with people who are the loud minority and hell when the state wanted to hold a conference to hear the citizens grievances. Guess who were the only people to actually show up? That's right! Unqualified individuals who just went on a rant about how mask can suffocate you (with no evidence btw) and how "god gave us the air we breath" and "mask show us to the devil". The only person that made any sort of sense in that conference was the music teacher who actually brought a valid point on how students cant even play their instruments with a mask.

[@levygaming3133]

How does Az have a worse education system? Not saying it’s the greatest system ever, just incredibly doubtful that Florida has a better one given the proportion of crazy Florida man stories vs crazy Arizona man stories.

[@JackSilver1410]

I fucking hate wearing the masks too, I hate the freak out to the point that an illness with a 98% survival rate is being treated like the new Bubonic Plague. Know what I hate more? Not having food in the fucking house. So if a store has a sign that says "facemasks are required" I suck it up, put it on, get my half hour of shopping done, and then take it off again. The pandemic has done us a favor in showing us where the real idiots are. Now if only we weren't so squeamish about getting rid of them.

[@bohnebohne2228]

Im from germany never bad acually happend

[@ravenpotter3]

I can’t play my kazoo without a mask! Can I please stay home

[@DuygusalKasap]

*worse

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

3:34 there have been cases of hospitals mixing up babies. In such a situation, the mother and father are not the parents and some other family has their kid.

[@44R0Ndin]

Yes, but that's the exception that proves the rule.

[@lest6590]

12:36 As the atoms in your body stretch at an infinitesimally slowing rate, time begins to feel like it's stopped as you feel your consciousness ripped from your body, and you're eternally damned to pain and suffering. Or you die instantly idk

[@pug8714]

Let's find out...

[@lest6590]

@@pug8714 Woah

[@TechnoTekk]

14:08 Jack looked up the wrong word too... It's Facepalm-ception

[@snakecharmer9072]

r/wooosh

[@Shade45-]

AGAIN if EmKay did that, then this channel might get deleted so you either got a woosh or facepalm Congratuations, you played yourself (the first person typed the exact same thing btw)

[@maanavaditya5958]

Bruh he did this on purpose Family friendly

[@TechnoTekk]

Either I've been played or Jack REAALLLY MESSED UP And if I have been played @TechnowizYt r/wooosh

[@cicadamp3152]

@@Shade45- if he doesn't wanna get demonitized well WOOOPS looks like he messed up cuz he said the word orgasm lol

[@hayhay1044]

Day 2 of asking Jack to say: Hello everyone I’m Jack. Today’s video is brought to you by Australia, where the only thing worse than the weather is the wildlife! (W h e e z e)

[@nebul8a31]

Yes

[@hellohaveagoodday]

Somebody unlike it, make it 69

[@JohnDoe-iw7zc]

Yes

[@raTheHuman]

*You are filled with DETERMINATION! ❤️ -frisk

[@username-nj6lf]

(⌐■-■) (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■

[@DeisFortuna]

The facepalm on the Opera Battery Saver mode is the fact that THEY'RE ON A DESKTOP. There is always a battery icon when you're on a laptop, but it never shows up if you're on a desktop.

[@bassboneboy]

I like that as he justified his Paul Walker you can faintly hear "See you again" aka the song from his last scene in Fast and Furious.

[@ess66666]

If i remember correctly, that actually wasnt his last scene. Technically his last scene was earlier in the movie since the crash that kill him happened in one of the earlier scenes. They actually had to get his brother to come in and replace paul for the last few scenes of the movie since he was no longer with us but they hadnt finished filming yet. But even so, i wish sites would stop making click bait like that. Its so stupid since the only people who fall for it are people who have no idea he died. Which that itself is hard since it had everyone talking.

[@streled5361]

Fun fact : Around the time monochrome TVs were introduced, many people dreamt in black&white... and some still do

[@lunarwings4481]

Me, a not karen, smart USA citizen: why can't you be smart? The Karen's running wild that are slowing destroying the country: *screaming noises*

[@lilricky296]

Smart USA citizen? Thats not possible

[@mr.h1262]

It's a long series of bad decisions, arrogance, and complacency. Sending the Puritans to the new world was probably the first of those bad decisions

[@alexcarboniart2091]

"Smart USA citizen" writes "Karen's" instead of "Karens" I know it's from 10 months ago, but it's a good example of why you should always be careful on what you put on the internet XD

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

Me from Tennessee and referencing Florida: why can't you just be normal why do you have to make this look like this Florida: MY BODY MY CHOICE

[@Aimedatol]

0:00 he’s got the mask for a reason.. He gonna rob da place.

[@deezyram9115]

Money heist !

[@loogymario4247]

deezy ram, yes! That’s what I was thinking! Someone get a link to Bella Ciao! Don’t even try to Rick Roll us.

[@salimawindsor3393]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@salimawindsor3393]

Here you go

[@josephrasquinha]

Salima Windsor something’s wrong I can feel it

[@enerioffutt1881]

Anyone who says the customer is always right has never worked in retail......I so felt that. Thank you.

[@iansarmiento23]

There's a thin line between madlad, facepalm and woooosh. Try not to get them confused

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

r/madlads: intentional r/woooosh: misses the point r/facepalm: makes stupid mistake without being aware of it being a mistake

[@pooppooper9033]

Where can I find this line?

[@user-ym7sl9fz5p]

@@LloydTheZephyrian *y e s*

[@crazyratlady1738]

Poop Pooper yeah and how thin are we talking, centimetres? Millimetres?

[@p0tat024]

@@pooppooper9033 what line?

[@nimvael2136]

At 4:30 when I heard the word "manhole" I was like "are we talking about the same manhole here?"

[@DotDotEight]

"Since when did Xbox have their own currency?" Microsoft points...

[@wta1518]

Just search with Bing!

[@p-pizza]

@@wta1518 just no

[@flap.d.jack247]

@@wta1518 google*

[@wta1518]

@@flap.d.jack247 you don't get Microsoft points from searching with Google.

[@flap.d.jack247]

@@wta1518 you aren’t allowed to say b*ng *go to your room*

[@yvaskhmir]

5:09 Especially if you're psychotic or schisophrenic! You're *NEVER* alone. There's *ALWAYS* someone watching. Someone following.

[@stevenclark1662]

The shadow people

[@yvaskhmir]

@@stevenclark1662 Shadow friends!

[@Wduke308]

The tv game looks like an xbox, has the controller of a ps4, and games from the wii u.

[@Maxawa0851]

Xbox and ps4 controllers are pretty much the exact same

[@Wduke308]

They look a lot different

[@deadnewchannelformelycillc7899]

The fact that it was SM3DW made my blood boil.

[@deadnewchannelformelycillc7899]

@@Maxawa0851 the *J O Y S T I C K S* And that was not a ps4

[@youplay8671]

All bases covered

[@vgames1543]

12:29 It might actually be possible for the earth being stretched that way. There is a process called "spaghettification" that occours when something approaches the event horizon of a black hole. But I think the object has to be very far inside the black hole for that. en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/General_Astronomy/Spaghettification r/whooosh

[@kingbluethe1st]

Floridian here were not all crazy just most of us. *sigh*

[@GamerXTrip3l]

like scientis say a sigh says more then 1000 pictures and 1 pictures says more than 1000 words oh and so u dont feel bad usa is Earths florida so all cool

[@ryleefisk1764]

I mean sadly it seems like a lot more (don’t live in Florida).

[@_.SnowyNights._]

As a fellow Floridian, I can confirm most residents of Florida including me are pretty mundane and normal.

[@_.SnowyNights._]

That I've met.

[@Rexofthe501st]

Me, a Florida resident: *"FUCKING M O O D."*

[@Mavendow]

"What is a bugs favorite sport?" "I don't know." "Me neither." THAT'S THE JOKE. It's a computer bug. Whoever thought of that joke is almost as unfunny as I am.

[@samurexatlas7373]

15:01 No. No not really. You can ask Damien if you're still in contact with him. Off to ride my rocket gator now.

[@kaskjmerecollier3917]

DeSantis

[@JoeSchmoShenanigans]

1:55 notice how there is no battery symbol meaning its a desktop.

[@maj113]

Lol

[@ryotanada]

Actually sometimes when my laptop wakes up there's some bug that makes the toolbar unable to show the battery, even in the hidden icons

[@Tonatsi]

It could just be hidden

[@mazdaweeb3]

Not necessarily. I have my laptop battery monitor disabled because it occasionally puts it to sleep while I'm using it because it thinks the battery is about to die even though it's plugged in 24/7

[@emeraldqueen1994]

ghost player I love your name and profile picture... also great choice in movies

[@dimitriwoopi]

15:29 lol i think that was supposed to be cricket

[@leonstruckmeier1053]

13:36 "anymore"? D: Jack, what secrets are you hiding?

[@monika.alt197]

Egypt

[@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner]

Nobody: That one teacher: *Read more*

[@Talia_Foxx]

How did I- This occupied me for a good 30 seconds

[@inrine9866]

lol

[@jessicawroten9481]

I AM CONFUSION

[@FronosElectronics]

damnit! I already know that trick! The read more is too high! Use that as a template

[@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner]

@Sam Miner thanks I’ll use that from now on

[@dagplan]

At the end of the vid he said, “ my name was jake “ So what’s his name now????

[@BoiiBoiii]

Jack

[@levygaming3133]

Jai-ka.

[@mr.wiggles7135]

12:32 actually yes, black holes break physics and tend to stretch everything including light like a cartoon

[@BadgerLord]

Black Hole Fact: Spaghettification, also known as the “noodle effect,” is the stretching out of an object as it comes into contact with an extreme gravitational field, typically that of a black hole.

[@Thewall6110]

Black hole fact 2: all black holes will shrink and die from Hawking radiation

[@Shrimp-cocktail]

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land That you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman? Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land That you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip (trip trip trip trip trip) Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman? Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man

[@alifizharulhaq3370]

*[ Star Platinum : Za Warudo ]*

[@user-cw1ir5fo1y]

Ora Ora intensifies

[@alifizharulhaq3370]

**Bmmmmm wooop tick tick tock**

[@quandaliousdinglebottom7906]

@CodeName: ALP why did you self promote your channel.

[@dogeknight561]

Me: sees the black hole and thinks it is cool* July: I know what I am gonna do this month!

[@the-og-cerealkiller]

"I'm sure it wouldn't stretch like that" Oh buddy...

[@zoshajourdain3159]

Emkay: that wouldn’t happen to the earth if it was being sucked up by a black hole. Me: yeah it would. Emkay: Just kidding I have no idea how a black hole works. Me: thought so. Emkay: I bet someone in the comments is gonna know and make a complete fool out of me! Me: yeah I will.

[@Fedico7000]

But it wouldn't, it would stretch it in a much more violent way so it isn't in one piece anymore.

[@monroerobbins7551]

Well hey, at least they knew that they didn’t know.

[@eeveeboi7174]

actually if the earth went into a black hole it would collapse inward onto itself due to the immese force of the black holes gravity

[@Chunkboi]

@@Fedico7000 It depends on the mass of the black hole. A relatively small black hole (say, 5-100 solar masses) would tear the planet apart, so you’re correct there. A supermassive one would stretch and elongate the planet (less difference in tidal forces over distance).

[@woodstocklordship417]

@@eeveeboi7174 In the image, the Earth isn't "in" the blackhole yet.

[@driftteamleader3470]

Me a huge Eminem fan: Narrator: “as Xxxtentacion always said, you only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow” Me, though I know he is joking: *HEGRFEEGEHGRGWRGRGEGER*

[@Dr.FeelGood1346]

I know how you feel

[@amndy_2054]

I cringed when he said that

[@keith9022]

12:41 atleast he knows he's going to be facepalmed

[@jazzbean6520]

12:40 in short, black holes are massive pits of gravity that bend space-time because of their incredibly dense centers, or singularities.. When a star dies, it collapses inward rapidly. As it collapses, the star explodes into a supernova-a catastrophic expulsion of its outer material.

[@duskshadowanimations3303]

Actually that is how Black holes work, the process is called spaghettification and it's named rather appropriately because as our planet gets sucked in by the Black hole everything starts to stretch out like an elastic band, and when earth gets approximately 1 lightyear away from the black hole it snaps and starts to get ripped apart by the black hole. BTW I didn't comment this to facepalm you but I did it because I didn't know before this video and I looked it up. I hope this helped!

[@NOTZeroBlank]

I knew before and i cringed inside

[@sparkles2754]

This a theory

[@sunburstbike]

it doesnt get ripped apart it gets warped by space cus no night can escape it and make it look like its strething and that black hole gotta just gulp it up because of how iyt is

[@Fedico7000]

It would not stretch it in this manner and your statement about what would happen when the earth is a light-year away from a black hole is completely invalidated by the fact that you mention nothing about the size of the hypothetic black hole which (aside from distance) determines almost everything about how it would interact with a planet. A comparable size black hole, like in the pic, right up next to the planet would tear it into large chunks of (primarily) molten metal and rock before absorbing most of that mass and depending on the back hole's mass and exactly how close it is it could turn the rest into a orbiting stream/disc that would shortly after be absorbed and possibly also fling some of it off into space.