r/Technicallythetruth | Hey, it's true!

[@eisailor]

thought: any book is a mystery book if you haven't finished it yet

[@I_Stole_Your_Toast]

Damn you're right.

[@vgybhunjimko4322]

What about nonfiction?

[@captainsqwiggle8372]

What if you read the ending first to start the book

[@karlobuot5037]

Captain Sqwiggle why woukd you do that in the first place

[@jellojellymelly]

*:o*

[@matthewlunceford406]

Fact: If every human held hands around the equator, a significant amount of them would drown.

[@onewordaday2718]

But wait what if we made a huge bridge to hold hands on?

[@err0r456]

you monster!

[@ItsJustKaya]

@@onewordaday2718 the dead ones are our bridge now!

[@aaabattery4608]

Kaya just Kaya no no no take my like and leave with your cursed comment

[@liamthecrusader5056]

Kaya just Kaya dead bodies don’t float

[@vyssequeeve]

Sign: is upside-down saying "wrong way" Not in Australia.

[@Kari-tu3fs]

Its on the wrong side of the pole for australia though.

[@vyssequeeve]

@@Kari-tu3fs Imagine a signage with the post on the bottom and the pole on top*

[@giornogiovanna2008]

So it's technically the right way

[@zachlap3020]

We just gonna ignore their chicken fish photo

[@giornogiovanna2008]

@@zachlap3020 chish

[@earltaboada]

"Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue" My favorite poem of all time

[@thats_totes_yeet_yo5281]

They are indeed purple, But there is one thing you missed, The concept of "purple," Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names, For colours you see, Hence good old Homer, And his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance, Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red, Violets were once called blue, I am hugely padentic, But what else is new.

[@boredbonnie8142]

colorblindness exists

[@watsoncouch3800]

Roses are red, violettes once were blue, Ive got five fingers the middle is for you.

[@gg-gamging]

@@thats_totes_yeet_yo5281 You are now one of my favorite people.

[@murpledeer]

Roses are red I have a gun You better get ready And fricken run

[@blakewilson6234]

Being born on someone’s birthday is like dying at someone else’s funeral or proposing at someone else’s wedding

[@mifthemedic7307]

Mood

[@im_lyzole]

omg

[@rheanasmith9011]

stonks

[@im_lyzole]

Yes

[@vinisherdaotaku3241]

Meh

[@finris1]

Fun fact: the IPhone 6 had a casing that was more malleable than previous models. Due to this, some who put their phone in their back pocket found their phone developing a noticeable bend. Then the internet case out a fake ad campaign convincing people the bending was a feature, and encouraged people to bend their phones more. And people did.

[@dmsas360]

I learned this from internet historian

[@mangotree1032]

Bendgate?

[@JaelinBezel]

I have a iphone six s (snd realize it should be “an” but im too lazy to correct myself) but i always put it on my right front pocket.

[@finris1]

@@JaelinBezel Same. Especially as it seemed easier for pickpockets to steal from back pockets than the front.

[@The_Weakest_Brazilian_Male]

@@mangotree1032simple, yes

[@zombieman34]

Nobody: Jack if he was a lawyer: *(singing)* Logical Loophole

[@zombieman34]

Beefenne ! Hey did you know that insulting someone over the internet over a KZbin comment just makes you look stupid

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

@@zombieman34 makes sense

[@kakateboi42]

the more you know less you will ask -advice for everyone in this comment section

[@unknownwill4th549]

Oh cool another nobody comment

[@bstewart8891]

Zombie Man you are wise in the ways of the comments

[@Hikarizu]

6:49 In Japanese there is a separate word for "school festival". So he's first saying that word then explaining it to the kid.

[@conlon4332]

Ok. That makes sense.

[@dutchguy977]

The "People die if they are killed "line also makes sense in context, the person that is involved in a battle that involves resurrected souls and he doesn't like how/that they are brought back from the dead

[@xpviking5067]

Fact: Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

[@notwumbeed4605]

XP Viking you sure I thought it was in Asia

[@justsomeguy771]

Together, we can stop this

[@zarnox3071]

Relativity would like a word with you.

[@sammystudio4047]

This fact also applies to america not sure about other places

[@shireenkanwal7800]

Every 60 minutes in Asia an hour passes

[@novajacklin2228]

"Veterinary Doctors are the only doctors who eat their patients. " Dr.Hannibal Lecter: Am I a joke to you?

[@mjproductions8696]

Last day of petitioning jack to say: My name is jack and I am still in the box

[@deleted-cg9of]

Does anyone notice that Everytime jack is narrating the background turns off white

[@alixthegod7398]

Jack when Lexi starts to narrate: *please help, I’m still in the box guys help it’s dark and scary in here*

[@H341HER_D_K3]

@@alixthegod7398 oh no oh no oh no oh no oh!

[@Tsuginocest]

“This ain’t the place for that pal we only speak truths here” Me in full Kokichi cosplay: ...

[@matteussilvestre8583]

Username checks out.

[@slendveny7191]

@Kyro I'll follow my heart, stand and be counted, the curse will lift, I WILL SURVIVE!!

[@rosewoods6247]

A wedding is a funeral but with cake A Lego in a Lego house is in a house of its own flesh If you are what you eat than cannibals are only human

[@justafrogw1041]

A wedding is a funeral with cake if somebody has a heart attack and dies.

[@m45t3roffury9]

I mean cannibals only become human for a short time then they become corpses

[@ashamed5232]

But they become human for the rest of there lives just cook it real good I promise it taste good maybe a little spongy but that's beside the point

[@rosewoods6247]

@@ashamed5232 how did you find this out

[@MasterHall117]

You guys are getting funerals?

[@heatherlenson812]

When people start booing you even though you’re right: “Why are you booing me, I’m right”!?!?!!!!

[@savagevalky6966]

Who else heard about someone rick rolling Rick Astley

[@Fish_Sticks]

basically everybody

[@tariqboukarih2560]

Mediocre Meme Man yes

[@agentninjasplat9975]

Impossible

[@craddymcpatty]

you

[@Hydrophobiqe]

Jaron Green I- *YOUR NOT W R O N G*

[@lordaragon901]

“How to burn 3000 calories in one hour” Me with a flamethrower: *looks at the fat kid* Me:”lightbulb.”

[@yeaididdat666]

Fun fact:everyone who commented in the first 14 minutes (including me) didn’t finish watching the full vid yet

[@opsharpie1055]

I'm here before ur comment becomes popular

[@borisheidenreich1830]

Pssh, I didn't even start it yet

[@penguincubes3729]

Well technically

[@ruthleo]

You could've watched it at 2x speed

[@Lonniiwashere]

Potato

[@BeastModeNerd49]

Hold up, 14:30 Jack saying the outro: “My name was Jack and I’ll see ya guys next time. See ya!” Me: d does that mean that his name is no longer Jack, that he is no longer Jack

[@wandering_fruitloaf7396]

He was just a figment of our collective imagination this whole time...

[@zeyy84]

I think I might get wooshed but EmKay has multiple personalities. Damien is the wheeze machine. Jack is sort of like that guy who explains the joke. Robbin is the nice guy.

[@flap.d.jack247]

@@zeyy84 wooooooooooooooooooosssssssshhhhhhh

[@zeyy84]

@@flap.d.jack247 ah, I fell right into the trap

[@flap.d.jack247]

@@zeyy84 you suuuuuurrrreeee did

[@Daxbubulus]

Fact: dio can stop time in part 3

[@dataexpunged3914]

Za warudo

[@NotSonnyBoy]

And Diego can stop time in part 7

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

NAni-

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

NAni-

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

Wtf i said nani 2 times even tho i typed it 1 time

[@vaporhtrail4350]

Someone: Whatcha doing? Me: On KZbin Someone: Whatcha watching? Me: My screen.

[@srjsamsam]

My answer would've been: Someone: Whatcha doing? Me: KZbin Someone: Whatcha watching? Me:... KZbin

[@teraspeXt]

"What video?" _"...a video on KZbin..."_

[@MatthewTangCha]

Fun fact: a fake friend is like a tree, they fell when you hit them with a axe

[@DuckyDoesSmth9517]

deep 😭

[@v-girl5393]

Edit: 12:44 That depends what order you do it in, if you convert before adding then yes ( 0 C = 32 F . 32 F + 32 F = 64 F = 0 C + 0 C = 0 C) but, if you add before you convert ( 0 C + 0 C = 0 C = 32 F) then no. have fun trying to sleep tonight

[@unknownsauce69]

0:45 the aight was the funniest thing I've heard all day

[@sethormsbee2722]

"But you had seven years to prepare" Is the best quote in this vid change my mind

[@moomoomatrix3809]

Fact of the day 5: You can actually not shout first if you are first.

[@jackohno8072]

I just say h instead

[@michael3147]

ur first tho

[@broadvixin207]

Lol

[@toby4784]

Wait let me try it. ....firs....t

[@Maya-Jasper]

True because you are first!!

[@bxnr_]

I love how this subreddit is just shower thoughts mixed with dad jokes and puns just mixed into a beautiful amalgamation of content for emkay

[@Sevness]

9:13 Actually, violets are ARE blue... as the color purple didn't exist at the time of that rhyme.

[@murpledeer]

Roses are red I have a gun You better get ready To fricken run

[@Sevness]

@@murpledeer "What are you going to do, shoot me?" -Man who was shot

[@MkDuckman]

"My name was Jack" What is it now though. Such a dilemma

[@zombieman34]

8:20 Could there be some secret message hidden in the stone? If you look at the darker spots it reads: IITEIONE

[@erichan5088]

I was thinking that lol

[@not2be4gotten02]

Fun fact, IITEIONE means nothing, so its technically true that "nothing" is written in the stone 🤯

[@xxlunarglowxx3011]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@jabber7604]

the message is I TE ONE which sounds somewhat like I'M THE ONE which is something i noticed because there is an I between every word :D

[@DisKorruptd]

9:13 They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed, The concept of 'Purple' Didn't always exist Some cultures lack names For a color you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea" A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold So roses are red Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[@murpledeer]

Roses are red I have a gun You better get ready To fricken run

[@starsanimations1107]

6:48 yes it is mirio, you are so smart-

[@unknown.mp3178]

12:34 it’s wii smith wii smith *ROCK u

[@katamari_]

I read the sign on the thumbnail as “Way wrong”

[@ruffedgrouse2711]

You read it way wrong

[@carbonbeaker409]

Ruffed Grouse thanks for stealing my joke ;). Also don’t grouse at me for this joke.

[@soraarizuto242]

What I love about Jack's videos is how previous jokes always get called back 🤣🤣🤣

[@freddo4304]

If we water plants and call it a garden What do clouds call it when they water us?

[@soma-chan5935]

A garden

[@JarredRat]

Rain

[@srjsamsam]

They don't call it anything because clouds are inanimate objects

[@absolutesonic4266]

@@srjsamsam No they're not, they're clouds.

[@srjsamsam]

@@absolutesonic4266 bruh, do you even know what inanimate means lol? A cloud is an inanimate object, meaning it's not alive lol

[@pixelfish3395]

6:50 as cute as this scene was, I heard that line and thought “uhh yeah? And?”

[@nilswettlin2012]

I think school festival is a separate word on Japanese, so he's just explaining the word

[@pixelfish3395]

@@nilswettlin2012 probably

[@Kartoffelkamm]

@@nilswettlin2012 Makes sense. Though when I watched that scene, I thought it was because she grew up so sheltered that she didn't recognize the word "festival" and asked about that specifically.

[@meg654]

Day 11 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

[@lovelykitty42]

AVERY HUEBEL, or woman or human

[@meg654]

@@lovelykitty42 I am girl but I appreciate the meme and trying to not assume (Currently typing with a slim Jim)

[@winterspectre]

@@lovelykitty42 yes, I am human. I enjoy human activities on the human planet. Yes.

[@desertstorm9927]

@@lovelykitty42 oh yes, the 2 genders.

[@bullbood7423]

Catlista 7 but im.. an attack heli

[@captainsqwiggle8372]

Jesus was a character in a Bethesda game Died Took 3 days to spawn back and then glitched up into the sky

[@sam4gaming135]

5:46 they clearly haven't heard of my pediatrician

[@meris16491]

6:49 anyone else get really exited when Eri and Togata showed up? Bc I did. Idk why, but whenever I see something bnha related in a non-bnha video, I get really happy. . . . . . . Eri is adorable and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

[@cocoa_bean845]

6:48 Mirio isn't wrong

[@s4dg]

the military does have loot boxes, i used to live near an airforce base and i've seen them run drills where the C-130s dropped crates down onto the runway.

[@President_Starscream]

Violet is between purple and blue, so it's not inaccurate to call it as either.

[@Ignasimp]

In fact it's actually inaccurate to call it as either.

[@JaelinBezel]

But i thought that was indigo!

[@FoxSlyme]

It's a violet color, duh

[@mr.quackyduck3867]

Nobody: Jack: adopted kids exist The term step-parent: am I a joke to you?

[@cbadefghijklmnopeyt1799]

“Which songs give you goosbumbs” Me: sayo-Nara, or anything after act 1 of DDLC

[@entruh4520]

Wrong answer

[@JohanniklasLp]

3:40 MY DOG WILL CARE! Who will tell her that she is a good girl when we are gone?

[@muttsleeps]

It says that it’s 1 comment but there’s like, 4

[@corison2058]

12:22 I literally took a screenshot of this. It’s brilliant!

[@nootarchive6958]

This video is "r/Technicallythetruth | Hey, it's true!"

[@treesap9747]

you think your smart but your actually pretty smart

[@TheCrash480]

I guess you could say the title is... technically the truth.

[@stormmugger4719]

Way

[@Froaaggy]

1:27 the way he says Sand give me so much serotonin and I don't know why

[@RWAsur]

"My name was Jack and I'll see you guys next time." Wait, was???? I mean, technically the truth, but hold up--- Jack???

[@Sharky2_O]

1:23 THE FOOL REQUIEM!

[@nicholas1684]

Ive got a rhyme for jack its "hey im jack and I'm kinda wack"

[@rayneclouds223]

Something I realized is that the only mobile games you can play and still be considered a gamer are games that are available on more than just mobile. For example, among us, which is available on mobile, pc, and Nintendo switch.

[@nother.4323]

This thing that disappointed me most in the vid is when he said “dwayne u” ITS ROCK U WTH!?

[@chickennugget4660]

4:25 Don’t lie to yourself we both know you’ll never get the chance

[@haden3135]

11:18 okay where tf do he think orphans come from like magic space rocks??

[@thebigcheese3702]

6:48 "so what you're telling me is that I will find Jabba at Jabba's place"

[@Jaz______04]

the technically the truth videos is how I found you channel

[@garythecatastrophe7535]

Its 1.05am. laying in bed, struggling to fall asleep. 15 minutes have passed and you are finally on the verge of falling asleep when you hear a faint whisper say a single word "goosebumps" and you jolt up in a cold sweat.

[@eidolomere]

Yoshikage Kira's thought: 0:59

[@mrwolf8014]

11:19 yes, adopted kids do exist. So does the word “hereditary”

[@supanerdreviews4056]

“The taste stays!!!” Me: just like a D battery

[@tabos7629]

10:42 BUT YOU HAD 7 YEARS TO PREPARE 😂

[@terminalseb8528]

6:49 This was the best part of season 4. Not really, twas a joke.

[@ThatWolficorn]

7:35 "Weewee move" OMG THAT KILLED ME LMFAO

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

11:00 I also don’t like joker, although it is a good movie with good storyline it is just not the type of movie I like to watch

[@yazidefirenze]

Defend your answer... Me: *proceeds to re-enact the battle for anvil gate*

[@pallao3500]

But this IS how it works: The concept of the egg evolved literally hundreds of million years before chickens evolved. Therefor chickens evolved from other egg laying animals / other birds which already layed eggs. So some day one of these birds layed the first egg from which an animal we classify as a "chicken" hatched --> The egg came first. -Wise guy mode finished-

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Fish. Fish existed long before anything lived on land. Fish lay eggs.

[@pallao3500]

@@Kartoffelkamm Well, while they indeed lay eggs, the eggs of fish are very different to the eggs of land living vertebrates. So when asking if the BIRD egg or the bird came first, the fish eggs are not really helping to find the answer.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

@@pallao3500 The most common version only asks about chickens or eggs, in general, and the egg came first.

[@pallao3500]

@@Kartoffelkamm Sure, but the egg is meant to be a chicken egg, obviously.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

@@pallao3500 Not quite. People are just led to think it's about chicken eggs, because of how the question is worded. It's similar to "The library of Alexandria contained many books. How many letters are in those books?" Or "Twists and turns are part of my master plan. The elements are back where you began." The question asks about eggs in general, but because it also mentions a chicken, people think it's about chicken eggs.

[@RayyanTheLad]

13:55 yo this catchy as fucc

[@brutalthebigone]

me: presses the youtube button in my reccommended: this, 1 minute ago

[@AZPYS5]

there was someone in this world who was the first person to have ur birthday and probably didnt know

[@tairrendaly5855]

10:39 *beating up kid* "Stop it, please, I'm only 7 years old!" "Means you had 7 years to prepare!" Now that's a "Technically the truth". 🤔🤣

[@theangryotaku3361]

2:06 She is in fact, not immune to flash bangs. Part of the effect of a flash bang is a compression wave that can mess with your brain in rather unpleasant ways, regardless of your sensory capabilities.

[@michael3147]

How am I five seconds early ive never been this early before

[@arcturus0379]

Because you were here 5 seconds after the video was out.

[@sophiabarsness2526]

R/technicallythetruth

[@octaviusoswaldsgamingchann4395]

5 seconds late.

[@deeznutzusedtobeshuichi3906]

6:48 I'm watching anime and this scene comes on the exact time he says this

[@fazedk8167]

Remember Emkay when we had damien

[@davidgeorge1943]

5:57 instructions were unclear. I set myself on fire. On the plus side, I'm at a healthier weight.

[@azzamathallah5768]

Day 3 of asking Emkay to collaborate with FakeJake Cause you are friends

[@luwuna6061]

6:51 : "people die if they are killed" Is literally Death Beats in a nutshell

[@hooman4406]

0:02. Technically, Im reading a video

[@hooman4406]

Technically, I am reading my comment.

[@r101zeppelin5]

Technically, I’m reading a video while reading your comment.

[@justtherandomguy]

The Anime one. I immediately yelled "MIRIO!!" once i saw it

[@redacted5565]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Jack: "Would you care for this hotdog from my armpit?"

[@isssandwich391]

that one sentence about Helen Keller being immune to flash bang grenades is TOO true

[@mixery_dose5435]

5:46 Are you really sure thats true?

[@r1ce_eatr]

5:52 Or at least I hope so.......

[@stickyoutubechannel6259]

Hey, never call a robot “Jack” so when you have to turn it off, you’ll have to say “Jack Off”. I hate my life.

[@aprettydumbperson]

Yea i hate ur life too we'll hate it togethwr

[@H341HER_D_K3]

Ohhh naming robots Jack is TIGHT!

[@arthurmorgan2418]

13:59 funny video aside, your singing is absolutely incredible my dude.

[@nasrulfatah2998]

Fun fact: if you're giving a feet job to a bug, the bug gonna explode

[@aprettydumbperson]

Uhh bugs dont explode if u give it a feet job atleast for a ladybug tested it this morning

[@Roomy_boi]

I wonder what his neighbors think of him when he is just screaming

[@oliveanimation6574]

Omg I am here sooo early

[@swagsmario]

Stfu

[@dokkisse9075]

Same here

[@felixroux]

That profile pic really fits the comment.

[@anemicwhistle4931]

me too wow

[@dokkisse9075]

@@felixroux yeah

[@davidlewis6728]

the egg meme was showing the evolution of organisms that had the ability to lay eggs, showing that what we refer to as birds, and consequently, what we refer to as chickens came into being much later in time than what is essentially an armoured fetus.

[@vladimirshinkarenko9023]

I want to thank Emkay for providing a video of my favorite subreddit while i eat icecream

[@wonpilspiano]

Do any the EmKay guys narrate audiobooks? Because I need them all to do it. The ranges of their voices make my days.

[@XeroTeirsynth]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks you'd make a great Stewie Griffin impersonation. Please. It's just- perfect. I have no words.

[@H341HER_D_K3]

No

[@LucidMlem]

8:02 There are basically no cake flavored things, and birthday cake is way more universal of a flavor, and generic birthday cake has just one flavor. Funfetti.

[@trainslayer1159]

Marlboro: Every cigarette takes seven minutes off your student loan debt College students: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

[@ClownHoundII]

9:38 Sounds exactly like the goat bleat at the end of every Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[@brkaticobanin7464]

I honestly hope Jack will narrate more often He's the best 👌

[@Shinransa]

6:51 context matters for this one because it doesn't mean what you think... he's in the middle of a monologue and maybe the choice of words wasn't great but context matters