r/Technicallythetruth | they're right i guess?

[@nick1541]

“I’m not like most teens. I’m in my 40s.” Has the same energy as: I’m not like other girls. I’m a boy.

[@joannef9973]

Yeah, but “I’m not like most teens. I’m in my 40s.” Is grammatically correct.

[@minhozen2917]

@@joannef9973 And "I'm not like other girls, i'm a boy" is also grammatically correct

[@ragedgamers579]

“I’m not like most teens. I’m in my 40s” Me: wait so you’re telling me some teens are not teens? Because then that means you have to be not like all _teens_ and not just the majouriyu

[@allthingsaviation12]

RagedGamers A stroke just kicked in at the end. Majority*

[@Nuclearburrit0]

@@ragedgamers579 100% is most

[@tenenlikker9631]

“Nice name” “I got it for my birthday” Jesus: “i got mine for christmas”

[@kaiserherz8624]

@light spell planned-birthday-name I guess?

[@EricLing64]

Jesus was likely born in September, or early October. Isaac Newton was born on Christmas.

[@tenenlikker9631]

Eric Ling go win a nobel price edit: jesus was born the 7th of january stop correcting random people online

[@snekasans8357]

Hey me too

[@nbmicrowave]

Lol

[@derekq8790]

Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@purplecoffinman8510]

together we can stop this. Please spread the word.

[@VedantArora]

Thank you for your attention.

[@dumbkidwhoknowstomuch8233]

Ah shit I’m getting smarter

[@stationhuh4678]

r/thecnicallythetruth

[@lemonwillow]

So deep 😔✊

[@gothmoth3689]

*”You will find it on the knife”* I’m gonna use this when people ask where things are

[@zenixrl_]

Ryzio 76 “hey, where’s dad?”

[@hmr0470]

Hey, where's the knife?

[@randomweirdo7501]

Hey where is mom?

[@n00bslay3r6]

Where did my v card go?

[@TheDragonRuler-]

Whatever happened to Sheila? Anybody see Shiela?

[@pelleblomstedt7370]

Damien: It’s not that funny Also Damien: W H E E Z E

[@codythedoggo7671]

S T O N K S

[@triande4213]

09:15 Damien: I got mine for christmas Me: Jesus,is that you??

[@caithomas3960]

Every video this comment

[@Kira-rb1qy]

_ahem_ *stolen comment* _ahem_

[@ryleywhitehead1703]

Cai Thomas Eeeee

[@DominikKowalski]

"I'm 14" "What are you doing on NSFW section then?" "I don't go to work" xD

[@gjsmith7606]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Indivinity]

@@gjsmith7606 h

[@raimuchibenshin9577]

@@gjsmith7606 i was waiting for a twist

[@alcornoquealvarez8717]

G J Smith that’s dedication

[@Scott_McKin]

im evil… i made it 666 likes

[@OrionoftheStar]

"You can't see sounds." "I have synesthesia."

[@christinewennerberg804]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@ennuisolar]

Same ^

[@cayde5676]

More like a sociopath

[@xenile2030]

Cool dude that's rad

[@OrionoftheStar]

@@xenile2030 Sorry, I actually don't (although I'd cut off my actual ears to be able to SEE music). I was playing the role of someone who does right after being told they can't see sound.

[@marshthemushling333]

Someone: “If you are what you eat, does that mean cannibals are innocent people?" Me: “No, if you are what you eat, cannibals are dead..." Someone: "Oh yeah..."

[@thebaIding]

Unless they eat the person alive.

[@chloemut1161]

Oh yeah...

[@chloemut1161]

Oh yeah yeah yeah

[@HardGuess]

I never said that lol

[@restlessmind9917]

But uh.. People eat dead animals too

[@needmoresnowpls8054]

Two guys holding a banner, 7 feet apart cuz they got wives

[@HybrydATP64]

They should’ve written that on the poster

[@valrietyy7164]

Ruined the 69 likes :3

[@egg7347]

@@valrietyy7164 Y-you monster

[@colbyolson9203]

They were kicked out of the parade for having the banner, everyone booed the officals

[@pastelgalaxy4079]

Two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay-

[@JackaboiTV]

"the end is near" the end: *your free trial of living has ended*

[@Nuclearburrit0]

Damn pay to win mechanics

[@Xx_zealand_xX]

@@Nuclearburrit0 not true. You pay the whole time and you still lose.

[@enterprism5298]

Please pay 50$ daily and 1000$ a month trying to pay off your debt from college while being depressed

[@gotchathespider7850]

Free?

[@JackaboiTV]

@@gotchathespider7850 uuuuuhhhh

[@lucid9324]

If a child refuses to sleep during the nap time are they guilty of resisting a rest (arrest)?

[@enderchicken228]

i'm the main character in my anime called life lol

[@ultimate_capper3643]

Hmm this joke is awfully familiar...

[@flwrsofbffnry]

why only a child-

[@MarioMarioBW]

@Not Nightcore Hmm, seems like something a side character would say. This, too, is something a side character would say.

[@johnuferbach9166]

@@ultimate_capper3643 nice one :D

[@pandacanton7135]

"A microwave is the head chef of Olive Garden" Gordon Ramsay: *Angry British Noises"

[@tremeschinion9420]

Ramsay isn't from Britain, he's from SwearTown

[@AjitaniShirasu]

“Where are you from?” “My mother’s vagina.” Damien: “Yeah me-“ DAMIEN NO

[@camilleremiano8463]

Yeah,i visited it last year,the weather was very moist that year

[@AjitaniShirasu]

Bleach Withmentos lmao sounds fun, I’ve never been

[@darthplagueis13]

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?

[@gotchathespider7850]

Strange, I'm from my fathers balls

[@thetimeempress1518]

Why do guys say they came from their dad's cock? They're stupid.

[@oravabdul914]

Title: they are right i guess? Left handed people: angry writing

[@Hellothere-vr9um]

*Angry lefty noises*

[@seansolo3583]

More like angry smudging

[@LightYagami-ep3ox]

50th like

[@Hellothere-vr9um]

52nd like.

[@oravabdul914]

420nd like

[@andyfitzgerald3202]

I can barely ever read the word “teens” without reading it again backwards, which is “sneet.”

[@dismal8294]

sneet vs snoot

[@alexjohnmason7107]

Teens and sneet.... If you read them start ing with the t you get Teens....

[@dreamydailine]

@@dismal8294 Sneet Snoot Sneet Sneet Sneet Snoot Snoot Snou Sneet snou. Snou Shue Snoot Sneet Sneet Snou!

[@PhantomLily1677-]

I’m not a teen I’m a neet

[@yeyo8457]

magician : i can make anything disappear magician : i can make disappear magician : i can disappear -magician-

[@jordanpethers1720]

🤣

[@cringyos114]

Me: I can make my dad disappear!

[@uglyjosh3220]

CringyO's nice

[@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either]

@@cringyos114 I was 5 days too late.

[@jeversongabrian8774]

Magician: i Dissapear Magician: Dissapear Magician:

[@oneyear7633]

“ *Finding Nemo* ” Me: well I mean, that’s not wrong.

[@katiekoo-koohead2551]

I had to pause it at that because I was like "I dislike that this is accurate."

[@oneyear7633]

@@katiekoo-koohead2551 damn you brought me back to a comment i made 8 months ago

[@masteranonasfs756]

I mean that was most of the plot without fish and more sinister tone

[@enderthedark5843]

“You matter... unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light, then you energy.” The equation is “E = mc^2” so you’d actually have to multiply yourself by the speed of light SQUARED. I have no friends.

[@jordanpethers1720]

Good point

[@btsandtxtloverstraykidzfan3486]

I can see why ..... BTW , I'm a lonely potato too .. .

[@lordfelidae4505]

Other than the *SCIENCE TEAM!*

[@anxietyatitsfinest286]

Exactly!

[@divinelovinq]

*I'm having a mental breakdown while also having a seizure trying to read this ( I have* Dyslexia *) :/*

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

dr. enderlin Vet/taxidermist "Either way your gettin your dog back" 11/10 slogan.

[@Shay_XD]

"Nice name" "Thanks I got it for my birthday" "Really...I got mine for Christmas" Me: Sudden realization that my dad can actually say that and it would still work. (He was born on Christmas.)

[@yeoldedumbass4487]

My friend was born on new years eve

[@-.bella.-]

@@yeoldedumbass4487 My friend was born on new years day

[@millycarpenter8245]

Bella Zuppa i was born jan 2 wow good job team

[@justpassingthrough205]

I have a friend who was born on April fool's..

[@sonalighosh7361]

I got mine on the Summer Solstice

[@summerpowell1141]

"I watch the movie where man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer in his son is left physically disabled. In a turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles for the help of a mentally disabled woman."

[@atlasgetssilly]

*Finding Nemo.*

[@ducksonplays4190]

Sounds good. What movie was that?

[@djnxt5797]

Me: * sees thumbnail * My brain: two guys with a banner each on one side cause they not gay

[@tonycos2354]

That's what I was thinking, man I need some friends

[@kamilahcooper120]

"There won't be a zombie apocalypse if we cremate all dead bodies". Damien: doesn't see 69 retweets and 69 likes me: nice also me: DAMIEN WHAT THE HECK

[@Foolish_Fool2284]

There won’t be a zombie apocalypse if we don’t die

[@mamba4life252]

Money aside, what is one thing you need right now *The money you just put aside*

[@plasmaticlmao]

We are watching someone react to pictures because other people have reacted to the pictures Holy shit thanks for the -gold- -silver- likes guys!

[@ღsღ-s1h]

o_o

[@ahmadhackett85]

Say sike rn

[@briankellyphd8952]

That's technically the truth LoL

[@codythedoggo7671]

B I G B R A I N

[@swiftgrimm579]

We are reacting to someone reacting to pictures because other people reacted to others people reactions because of their reactions and that’s how toast is made into hard boiled eggs.

[@nekowoo]

“The end is near” *gets ad about Halloween movie where people die after a countdown or something* Edit 1 day after aka 10/10/19 Wat how never got 1k likes before 0w0 thancc

[@SoapyySkyy]

(╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻

[@DigitalLumian]

I got that ad too

[@Ndehhejdbdnwj]

You don't get an ad

[@izukumidoriya8598]

Isn’t it just called “Countdown” (10/10 naming skills)

[@aaronbrunson3267]

Woosh if big noob boy look at the yellow lines on the length

[@kingj6677]

"Hi yes I'm" English teachers: *hold on he's onto something*

[@lunaponta594]

hope you someday get the likes your comment deserves

[@sadayahmomo7887]

I'm = I am

[@imaperson8942]

Is ten a big number? Depends what context: 10 Pounds? No. 10 Murders? Yes. Really hoping people get this, even though it's kinda dead.

[@Nuclearburrit0]

I will pound you 10 times. Not so small now is it!?

[@aayushmaanmazoomdar6101]

Got that one. 😂😂😂

[@arandomrose5392]

XD

[@reddeath5791]

I'm a Person 10 TVs? Yes 10 Robberies? Yes 10 Children? Yes 10 Screws? No 10 Crumbs? No 10 Games? No 10 10s? Wait...I don’t know...would it be a lot or not to have 10 10s!? We need to get to the bottom of this!!

[@demonking8803]

RedDeath5 Yes because ten ten’s would be one-hundred. And a hundred of most things is a lot.

[@scooter-eh1ec]

This got more than 10 likes so you can’t show him that 10 is worth a lot

[@yesitsme2928]

69 likes... nice

[@huyup123456]

I went to a wine tasting and played with my asshole.

[@dxth8483]

@@huyup123456 haha same

[@d3m0nic77]

huyup123456 r/nobodyasked

[@dxth8483]

@@d3m0nic77 r/technicallythetruth

[@myrr.th.]

Someone: Where do you come from? Me: The hostpital. Someone: No- not that Me: Oh okay Me: My mom’s stomach

[@randybai8211]

Technically its the womb xd, unless you want a dead kid

[@DigitalJedi]

"Something Damian said out of context" - this comment section, 2019.

[@profaneddonut5342]

I hate hybrid tankz

[@huyup123456]

Shit on my asshole.

[@ktongmm]

Yeah annihilator is so much better

[@DigitalJedi]

To each their own. I prefer to have the drones to cover escapes and help with CQB situations.

[@ktongmm]

Every time I try to kill someone with hybrid they see it coming because of the drones giving it away. Annihilator can kill anyone easily, even if you’re not that good at the game.

[@Pocketnemo]

I'll tell you everything that's been on my genitals: -

[@オタクではない-j5c]

Herpes

[@bballstar5256]

12 bottles of flex seal pro with Phil swift gently rubbing it all on😳

[@rigdig4374]

@@オタクではない-j5c no only the pes not her

[@colethepwner5243]

Your right hand

[@captainbusiness9130]

Crabs

[@thextravagant1459]

Roses are red Ladies bugs are too But when there's a like Why is it blue

[@voidzones]

Its gray...

[@weeowh509]

@@voidzones thats the joke

[@voidzones]

@@weeowh509 thats a poem

[@weeowh509]

@@voidzones it's a joke, about liking their own comment. Just made into a poem

[@voidzones]

@@weeowh509 ok then.

[@Shannonsweets]

nobody: Emkay music:(◕‿◕)っ 🎷

[@SoapyySkyy]

ಠ_ಠ

[@scribblemeeps]

Juan Garcia iiiimmm mister king dice!

[@cornycorn7992]

The first time I watched one of his videos I was like... "It's the King Dice theme.."

[@strawberrybleach923]

Scribble Meeps And I’m the gamest in the landd!~

[@cornycorn7992]

@@strawberrybleach923 I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man! (Is that right? I haven't listened to it in like 2 years

[@Creeper_123]

"Yes" -EmKay 2019

[@rus778]

Hahahaha so fucking funny

[@Fruitbowl01]

"Yes -EmKay 2019" -DiamondCreeper123 2019

[@cuhomie6818]

@@rus778 yep so funny hahhahahhahahaha when funny people spreads it everywhere to every god damn youtube comment section

[@rus778]

@@cuhomie6818 omg yes i was being sarcastic btw

[@amelia_rt]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@sociallyawkward2.019]

*me not understanding the boat joke because it’s a dad joke* I’m a Virgin.

[@marcosbasbus7031]

If you didn't understand it The joke means that the boat has less wieght because you throw away the lighter

[@PigFishYT]

They had 4 cigarettes, if u trow away 1 u have 1 less, so ur "1 lighter"

[@taylorwakeman6913]

Omg I know what your prof pic is from.

[@katiekoo-koohead2551]

I came here for that explanation because I was confused.

[@brittany2674]

69 likes ayyyy

[@BunchORabbits]

Previous video: *Damien censors a swear word* KZbin: Aight imma head out Video where Damien says vagina and doesnt censor it: KZbin: Aight Imma head straight back in

[@victorslente2038]

bruh

[@itsoracle]

Heading straight back in the your moms cave goteem

[@kirbycreep]

"quote" -person, year

[@reddeath5791]

KirbyCreep so inspirational

[@renameagain5808]

I felt that

[@heyitzrane3025]

comment

[@sparkplug8763]

reply

[@pumpkinpixie9677]

words

[@serioussingularity9595]

8:10. It started when an alien device did what it did It stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid Now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid He's Ben 10 (Ben 10) So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes He's slimy, creepy, fast and strong He's every shape and size He's Ben 10 (Ben 10) Armed with powers he's on the case Fighting off evil from earth or space He'll never stop till he makes them pay Coz he's the baddest kid to ever save day BEN 10

[@jonathanche6553]

@Luke Bowers God, the fucking nostalgia.

[@lilmewontehskreetsyeet1343]

Someone: Makes art of Damien Damien: *Happy hand noises*

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

jojo reference time

[@すぎもとれいみ]

@@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 _coughs_ Kira _coughs_

[@kaltenstein7718]

i got my name for christmas *opens wikipedia page on people who claimed to be jesus*

[@Foolish_Fool2284]

Heh ok ... ur going to have to rephrase ur self

[@kaltenstein7718]

@@Foolish_Fool2284 this is a quote from the video

[@aSceene]

2:47 *_that guy is so tiny, look at him!_* oh my gosh... his voice- *O W O*

[@Deathray5005]

god Damien's laugh is amazing and I swear to God it could probably cure disease

[@tommasoberia34]

Thanks GIORUNO GIOVANA

[@d1sruptic]

Oh looks it’s giorno

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

It already does Giorno

[@maxaphobic7255]

I s t h a t a j o j o r e f r e n c e ?

[@quive5705]

I giorno giovanna, have a dream.

[@ariel_warfare]

Joe Swanson Plankton Chills I'm telling ya, Damien would make a *killing* as a voice actor.

[@GhostofFarta]

Don't you mean a KRILLING?

[@huyup123456]

Mmmmmm piss on my fart.

[@alexp5569]

@UwU JOE MAMA

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

@UwU Mama Mia

[@deathmachinestar]

Where is plankton?

[@Jess016]

Damien’s laugh is so contagious, the way he reads things make them so much funnier 😭

[@VOLAIRE]

0:43 ten dollars is a lot when your 7 years old Ten dollars is not a lot when you’re 25

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

Not to mention, $10 was objectively a lot back in 1914. (Equivalent to $256.56 today)

[@raindrop2082]

Juan Cortez Muro stfu

[@SirPablito]

0:40 'Is 10 a lot?' *Depends on the context.* *Dollars? No.* *Murders? Yes.*

[@amoledzeppelin]

About Japanese carpentry: in the university, the first ever phrase on the first ever lecture I heard there, started with this: "Let's write down the definitions: Culturology is a science about culture. Culture is the subject of culturology" And then I suddenly realized what a magnificent time lied ahead of me.

[@emahanzel8498]

Teacher: There are five senses. Student: I can see sounds. Teacher: You can't see sounds. Student: Actually, I have a condition- (8:25 this was what I thought it would be)

[@AkumaDayo]

Yeah I was thinking of synesthesia lmao

[@japanpanda2179]

Yeah me too

[@nutella_wewerehere]

There’s this one 360* video about synesthesia and it’s where this lady talks about her experience of being able to see sounds like musical notes appearing as bright multicolored light flares.

[@AkumaDayo]

@@nutella_wewerehere oh that's sounds really neat!

[@heyitsclayyy3002]

9:11 It’s 2019 Damian, we don’t “discriminate by age” anymore smh. /s

[@finny5214]

9:11

[@オタクではない-j5c]

9:11

[@garethianguy5404]

Damian or Damien

[@evandrodias7890]

🏢✈

[@iwasted90daysonthis78]

9:11

[@pranabmohanty7767]

7:34 Excuse me, Damien. I think you meant *_We Get It_*

[@kingmaplesyrup]

"It's a proven fact that criminals commit less crime when they've been shot." *SECOND AMENDMENT INTENSIFIES*

[@iannlolz]

" " -Emkay 2019

[@Pinefr0st]

Two guys with a banner was the most wholesome segment of the Straight Pride parade. They had a lovely date afterwards at Olive Garden.

[@oliviavazquezrojas7208]

I'm mr King Dice🎶 I'm the gamest in the land🎶 I never play nice🎶 I'm the devil's right hand man🎶

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

“That’s a bad joke” *laughs*

[@cptray-steam]

I was expecting the one on the thumbnail to say, "two men walking 10 feet apart cause they aren't gay..."

[@the_rachel_sam]

depression sucks. but hearing damien laugh makes me feel like i can laugh.

[@unplugcompany6752]

Me too!

[@the_rachel_sam]

@@Papermin6927 still kicking it!

[@Lolerz04]

"Half of 12 year olds are smarter than the average 12 year old." That's... not at all how averages work

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Yes, it is. Half of 12-year-olds are smarter than the average, half are dumber. If you rounded up 1001 random kids, one kid would sit directly at average, odds are pretty high that 500 would be dumber than them, and 500 would be smarter.

[@BappO-is-me]

TheWanderingMist what if the number of children is even? Say if one of the children weren’t vaccinated and the number dropped to 1,000 children?

[@小彭-t5n]

@@BappO-is-me We don't know the average.

[@hellothere7389]

The one who sucks then the average changes, and 500 and smarter than the avg and 500 are dumber

[@jordananderson2728]

I mean, according to the bell curve, yeah

[@OldRuinTV]

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you, you have my Word" That is definitely the funniest thing I've heard this past month.

[@Alice-FE]

Me: *is depressed* Damien: *uploads new video* Me: *RESTORATION 100*

[@PercifiedNBright]

Damien's laugh has cleared my acne and raised my grades

[@VerticalPianist]

"Is 10 a lot?" "Depends on the context" "10 dollars? no" "10 friends in school? yes"

[@dwardius1055]

EMkay: laughs World: alive and well

[@MCshadr217]

Tell that to our planets core.

[@asher_roth]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@huyup123456]

I like to suck assholes.

[@TheJuhaniacZone]

@@huyup123456 are you 12 or are you acting like an idiot

[@princecuddle]

2:10 there will also be no more necrophiliacs

[@bahamut8591]

I will point out, yes if you freeze your drink before you get to Airport Security, then yes, you can bring it through security,

[@notimportant7947]

Everyone: -quote 2019 -Everyone 2019 Edit: thx for the likes

[@EllTheBob]

xx RaspiiQween xx this stuff is getting pretty annoying

[@firepower7017]

Monika is best - East German Government 1949-1989

[@huyup123456]

AAAAHHHH FLY THAT HELICOPTER INTO MY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

[@notimportant7947]

@@huyup123456 no. just stop

[@lilablau4560]

8:21 I am fully aware that noone will care, but according to my amazing research skills the skeleton is about 25 m tall (ca 82 feet)

[@jasmingibson6231]

good job stranger

[@wingsoffireig3280]

My FNaF brain when it hears the name Michael: Me: MICHAEL AFTON? Maybe talking about his dads murders okay- WHOS THE FIRST DUDE?? ~spends 4 hours yelling to self about stuff~

[@areyouscaredyet8492]

I think of 2 things Michael Afton And Michael Jackson

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

"And as always, I'll b-" the outro music: Allow me to introduce myself

[@Wanja01YT]

It's so hard writing a comment when you are early, you can't steal someones comment.

[@myfb3936]

I stole yours.

[@Μεττατοη]

@@myfb3936 REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ng2593]

It's so hard writing a comment when you are early, you can't steal someones comment.

[@enz0368]

@@Μεττατοη your the type of cringy asf girl nobody likes lmao

[@Jie67]

@@enz0368 son, its gonna get to the stage where you will take what you can get, then that cringy asf girl will be looking good compared to that land whale you gonna be ploughing with chicken tendys and such

[@jensvanwinckel4776]

8:45 speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you!

[@bruhmoment1835]

0:20 Y'all may not remember it, but this thing has an actual mathematical proof (rationality of non-terminating recurring numbers)

[@ouilegarcon8876]

The whole context of this subreddit is just like “well like... yeah.”

[@Kaylee5050]

Can someone please explain the boat - cigarette one to me? I have been sitting here for at least 3 min trying to figure it out. 9:26

[@shishimaakaao663]

Its basically reddit version of "the floor here is made out of floor"

[@flouyume2020]

*facepalm* Me: why did it take me so long to get that cig joke

[@bluezitrone9731]

Because weight isn't the first thing you think of when thinking about cigarettes.

[@flouyume2020]

Yeah.

[@dagger1623]

hey i still don’t get it sooo

[@bluezitrone9731]

@@dagger1623 allow me to explain. If you throw the cigarette overboard then the ship/boat is one cigarette lighter ie there is one cigarette less on board.

[@dagger1623]

ohhhhhh i’m dumb

[@dinoxman8584]

Person: There will be no zombie apocalypse if we cremate all dead bodies. Mutated Ashmen Apocalypse: *Are you sure about that?*

[@kalebrichardson1865]

When em kay laughs he sounds like peter griffin

[@playboifai]

r/technicallythetruth -EmKay 2019

[@alexp5569]

@@huyup123456 r/cursedcomments

[@TypicalHero]

When you get recommended because technoblade viewers also watch this I’m so proud at this fanbase

[@sakurey.]

"they're right i guess?" -Me, reading the title 2019

[@whatinception]

you are right, i guess?

[@ღsღ-s1h]

This is such an inspiring quote. Thank you so much I feel emotionally powered now.

[@finnp7817]

Damien’s laugh will one day cure diseases all across the world!

[@oscard8255]

Clapping never stops, the intervals between them just get longer until you clap again

[@FibonacciPasta]

“you know clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something” -Emkay, 2019

[@thedenseone6443]

“You dunce” -Damian 2019

[@gideone9802]

What's with this meme format? Literally everyone uses it, even tho everyone watched the damn video.

[@GhostofFarta]

@@gideone9802 exactly like don't quote the video unless it added something worthy of discussion to the comments. The only replies are "Lolololll im ded" anyhow.

[@Crimson-1997]

9:14 when someone asks how to pronounce my name and says "oh that's a lovely name" I'm not gonna lie, I've developed this as a response... it gets a good laugh

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

5:45 "Prison is just a place"

[@a.m.7438]

Technically the truth. Alternate title: Really clever smarty pants.

[@noidentity7873]

You 8yo

[@oldbird4601]

When it said tap on the screen I thought I’d be stupid and actually tap, then an ad popped up and I got baited in to clicking it..... well played emkay

[@SCP--lx3il]

Why did I sing "two birds on a wire" when I saw the "too guys with a banner" Edit: forgot the second "

[@shyguy85]

*two

[@unplugcompany6752]

I just thought of that one vine

[@notimportant7947]

Siema 🇵🇱

[@noahlani6480]

3:07 I just realized that, that basically *was* the plot of Finding Nemo

[@kaicostiuc6482]

For the first one, 0.999 actually does equal 1, so it wouldn’t be on the knife as much as it would just be among the three pieces

[@Bardigrade]

It's so hard writing a comment when you're early, you cant steal someone elses

[@andreacaininstinct]

"I'm not like *most* teens, I'm 40" implying that there are at least some teens out there who are 40

[@connorwelcher]

I mean, most means greatest in amount and 100%>0%

[@misemusemusic]

1:14 *Fanart makers* : So you’ve chosen henтай

[@TheBailingling]

I am actually crying laughing at the Japan Road one because in my state, there's a road that needed to be fixed for 8 years and when they finally started fixing it? It took several months to complete! 🤣 There's also a bridge in the town that has been out of service for 29 years- the town and the transportation service have been arguing over responsibility since it started crumbling.

[@TheBailingling]

I didnt even realize I didn't include that my town recently redid all of the roads, and 3 weeks later, the water company tore the roads up and patched them closed. Then 2 weeks after that, the gas company tore up the roads and patched then up. And then the water company realized the connected a line incorrectly so, the week after the gas company tore the road up, the water company came back. And those roads are now just as nice as an unfinished road! 🤣

[@what.in.the.world.9934]

Magicians: I can make anything disappear Magicians: I can make dissappear Magician: I can dissappear *POOF GONE*

[@mrmrvids2316]

2:59 that is how finding Nemo does go tho.

[@Kadskudai]

I just want laughs And we get laughs