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[@ahrima]

'Australians are going the stupidest and craziest,' Florida men: Are you challenging me?

[@FaZVortex]

Russians: *laughs from corner*

[@Caleb-vq2uy]

north korea: giggles from next room over

[@souka9598]

Germans: *Laughs from the attic*

[@gk_1953]

Filipinos: *Laughs from the mountain*

[@MrSuperbeast92]

This thread: *laughs around the world and house*

[@fineidos151]

Funny meme: Exist Damien: Demonic laughter intensifies

[@consumy1841]

What do you mean Damien’s laugh is my life support

[@id10cyy]

I thought it said “Furry meme”. 😂

[@meow5349]

My life:

[@prasunadhikari6054]

Nah, nah, nah Unfunny meme: Exists Damien: Thats not funny Also Damien: Demonic laughter intensifies.

[@meatyaura]

thanks Patrick

[@polybbiuss]

"How'd it get there" Wheels

[@overlordcringe2715]

Wheelinator

[@sharishari7928]

Yeah.. It drives me crazy

[@WebStrike445]

Official Doofensmirtz Evil Inc. r/madlad

[@mistermilkman2163]

*wheels*

[@garenyang8867]

@@WebStrike445 *theme intensifies*

[@Content_deleted69420]

Florida man: I'm the craziest person ever Australian man: man steals police car right in front of security cameras

[@ollie.1564]

Craziest* :>

[@Content_deleted69420]

@@ollie.1564 shut

[@random_commenter6904]

@@Content_deleted69420 the door

[@aratusingtheinternet]

@@random_commenter6904 and lock

[@random_commenter6904]

@@aratusingtheinternet your foot

[@Adam_Tauros]

“OOCHIE OWEE” Will now forever be engrained into my mind as the best quote ever.

[@CaramelCoconuts]

wowie, didn’t expect to see a RWBY fan here

[@Adam_Tauros]

Yeah neither did I.

[@sakuraa_7o]

What about yowie wowie

[@izimari]

@@sakuraa_7o What about Autism-Cat The Mad Wowee God?

[@Liggliluff]

Flat earthers and globe earthers can agree on one thing at least: the earth is round.

[@order66pizzas]

There are people that Believe that the earth is a flat square

[@order66pizzas]

alaric good point

[@marsnatale3184]

My bf half believed that the earth was d o n u t for about a week-

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

The Earth is not a flat square, it's a square. Because Minecraft.

[@snowxflaxess1181]

@@EscapesAndRemoves i thought you was serious for a second 😅😂

[@hathemtarbah6628]

9:58 Link: *asks a girl to go to prom with him* Link: *gets rejected* Link: "well excuuuuuse me princess"

[@LiamDoubleU]

Genius

[@hathemtarbah6628]

@Post Malone ahh a man of culture. I salute you sir

[@Bob_of_bobington]

@@hathemtarbah6628 is that post malone's alt

[@interestingboyo790]

I'm totally gonna do this.

[@averageellingtonenjoyer]

Lmao

[@foxerthevampirefox3793]

“THIS GUY’S GOT GUCCI SMART SOCKS” That line still goes through my mind and makes me laugh

[@chris_ball]

hold my smartstove

[@Wthisakilometer]

Hold my ceiling fan

[@Ebroham]

Damien: “It is times like this that I wish I could show my facial reaction” Viewers: *FACE REVEAL*

[@sheeptothemax9078]

Then they see he already showed pictures of him in videos and then they go yay I can finally see his demon face doing the demonic laugh

[@sqentontheslime1967]

To be fair it’s pretty hard to imagine the voice and pictures don’t really match up

[@sheeptothemax9078]

@@sqentontheslime1967 good point

[@Sevrgpro]

Ebroham he has you oxegyn defficent toaster

[@numerox3352]

please

[@timbennn9970]

Florida man: I’m the craziest one Australian man: *hold my beer*

[@bloop3491]

German man watching from the corner

[@animebunnygamer2130]

russian man:COMRAD ELMO HOLD MY VOKDA WHILE I JUMP INFRONT OF A TRAIN

[@tlgotrh8054]

Undead Russians in ww1 : hold my vodka bottle

[@genericIRentity15]

GrayStillPlays: Are You Challenging Me?

[@animebunnygamer2130]

@@genericIRentity15 yes you weak ass b1tch

[@insert_name_here5335]

Florida man when he sees Australians: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@e17395]

End3r mc 303 giofilms vs. Damien, battle of the century

[@indisputable3]

360 likes

[@sleuthelle]

This is why Florida man and Australian man are friends in graystillplays' Sims videos XD

[@Fluffyboi45]

I know this is kinda random but I love Pokémon it’s the only game that allows a 10 year old walk around with items that can let you catch death machines and get into battles putting them to use

[@Rudxain]

That seems like GrayStillPlays said it

[@karollmao1964]

I wish i did that. Could've killed hamilton a lot easier.

[@FennekinTheFennekin]

I love Pokemon Mystery Dungeon it's the only game that forces the player to fall in love with the partner (In real life, not in-game.. But.. Both. Both is good).

[@pyrrehraus6571]

legalized chicken fighting

[@vioflame2.082]

Actually it lets ten year olds play adults and kidnap animals that they force to fight until they pass out and just put them in the machine to "cure" them.

[@0-Nada-0]

13 seconds late to scream 'First' in caps lock. This is a tragedy.

[@gooselamp8476]

Ikr

[@mishka6636]

*sad skeleton noises*

[@0-Nada-0]

@@mishka6636 **Clackedy click**

[@AmnesiaSilence]

@@0-Nada-0 *sad clackedy click noises*

[@0-Nada-0]

@@AmnesiaSilence I-I'm too dumb to come up with a reply to that.

[@arielmalsireal5453]

Australian Man: *[EXIST]* Florida Man: *[Laughs In Ultra Instinct Shaggy]*

[@jrgaming1016]

Ariel Malsi Real wait, we got a lazar

[@tavicotavio]

Dead meme

[@kyso829]

Florida man defeated me once...

[@tavicotavio]

@@kyso829 dead meme

[@duffyjnr4575]

Australian man: that's me

[@cock6124]

Told my friend what “no homo” meant now everytime she accidentally touches my hand she says “no homo”

[@justauglyslytherin5123]

You are a god-

[@CrazyGuyoftheWest]

damn have you told her that it doesn't work?

[@twopeople254]

Wait what's no homo-

[@ivyloops]

Two People 💜👀 no homo

[@pixxL_]

@@twopeople254 I think it means to have no homophones you can think of.. (This is a joke and I'm kinda testing the part at 4:30)

[@heya5010]

"Kelantan kids" My god, those are my friends-

[@moonygacha8089]

tell them they are amazing people

[@mystic.xeonii2501]

Wait are those srsly your friends? If they are tell them i said hi

[@simplyz3964]

My god, that's where one of my friends at

[@bruhjustanothermalaysian8117]

Oh dear

[@Pytro24]

r/Facepalm and r/woooosh are the same subreddit, the only difference is the perspective *C H A N G E M Y M I N D*

[@kyoto3695]

they literally arent though, facepalm is for people doing stupid things, and woooosh is for people not getting jokes.

[@ppose777]

Terminium Which not getting the jokes could also count as being stupid-

[@Pytro24]

Lemme explain : Imaging holding a racket made by wilson, wilsons racket usually has their signature "w" on their netting, under a light bulb and there will, obvious, be no w in the shadow If the person A asks "where is the w?" and person B answers "shadows are always dark *bla bla bla scientific stuff...*", then the r/woooosh will woooosh person B and r/facepalm will facepalm at person A

[@corsac_]

Pytro24 that’s right

[@HeenaScribbles]

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING OR YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE WOOOSHED! THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET LIKE A VIRUS TRUST ME I KNOW

[@kale5860]

isn't arresting people kinda kidnapping? cause your putting someone in a car chained up without there consent and putting them in a cell... *sounds a lot like actual kidnap but without the crime*

[@aileengalicha7747]

Shower thoughts

[@hlf5586]

Shower thoughts

[@ynmk093]

r/showerthoughts

[@bcrisostomonathanelishab.9712]

Their*

[@steviebobbitt4097]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaelhpSNbMaEbsU

[@Froggend]

Oh god my headphones just scared the heck out of me. They always say ‘Low Battery’ when low, I was trying to ignore it till the end of the video, when suddenly, it was like, ‘Goodbye.’ And I thought I was about to be murdered

[@axe420_]

I know the pain

[@ashyfire33]

hahha i12’s?

[@notreallyuntitledk]

No snap mi necc

[@emilthetransking2880]

SCP - 173 Peanut same

[@justinian702]

SCP - 173 Peanut 🥜

[@Vid_Switcher]

Australian: Does something crazy Florida men: Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle would be legendary

[@ihaveeatencheese8878]

Me a Filipino: **Laughs in trees**

[@gyhsntdbb9237]

Australia, Florida, and Philippines: The Epic War.

[@Vid_Switcher]

@@gyhsntdbb9237 the first one to jump of a sky scraper course a nuclear explosion while taking a shit on a golden toilet and eating a giraffe and survives wins

[@Vid_Switcher]

@@ihaveeatencheese8878 Australians: *Laughs if fire and trees*

[@apair2896]

i would like but funny number 69

[@omulnes6109]

Drinking game: Take a shot when you see "Australian".

[@toastinvietnam7914]

*drunk as heck* "Hit me up again"

[@korybabinski4159]

Local Soft Toast do you have a *heck* pass

[@ol1vver]

@@korybabinski4159 Frick

[@erin8255]

*looks at self and surroundings* *-is drunk like your gone great grandfather-*

[@malfontes6842]

time to get WASTED!!

[@Meowia381]

“That’s oochie owie” - Damien 2019

[@sugarmiilk1250]

Miipii chi here before this gets pinned

[@annamaria5755]

^^

[@ispabi9073]

Before its get popular

[@Navoii.]

lets Get 690 lokes

[@Navoii.]

Likes

[@InsaneCrab7]

Australian man: *exists* Florida man, Polish man, and Russian man: “No, no, I think he’s on to something”

[@gasolineinfusedsnow5299]

russian man: MASCOW MASCOW EVERY DAYS A HAPPY ONE!! florida man: he has a point should we add him? polish man nods* russian man: welcome to the group comrade austrailian man: so mates wanna go fishing?

[@guilhermephilippsen7160]

Brazil Man: allow introduce myself

[@kochanie132]

Is polish man a meme?!??! Bruuuh yeeeesss

[@MoreAnarchylol]

AUSTRALIA MAN NOT AUSTRALIAN MAN!!!!......

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

Australian man: ayy’ all of us, doing crazy shit. What’s next? Edit: nice meme, *respect granted* Edit 2: what’s gonna happen next? British Man?

[@Subject2223]

I’m going to hold the “2050 I’ll be married “ thing to him. I swear to god

[@3dguy299]

Remind #1

[@AbhishekKashyap-gb7jo]

Reminder #2

[@spongebobfunnyy]

Reminder #3

[@TheOrderEnforcer]

Reminder #4

[@lodgimoss]

Reminder #5

[@azzyazu]

6:40 Is anyone going to acknowledge he fact that he did a chills impression pretty but perfectly?

[@totallynotstoned4208]

Yeah that's what I was thinking

[@breadbrothers4487]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@sienasucks]

*is he chills-*

[@africanjunior7866]

Holy shit

[@ximjpx7032]

Hunter Miller I was going too comment that lolllll

[@ELFARGO69]

No one: Literally no one: Australians: let’s go fishing while lifting ourself up with a drone

[@Acytarst]

That meme died before it was even born

[@TsukimuraMidori]

@@Acytarst stillborn humor is still humor.

[@multiplayerextreme6513]

do you not drone fish in america?

[@Acytarst]

@@multiplayerextreme6513 we do, we have festivals for it

[@bladesofderp4649]

We’re nuts over here

[@BusterBuizel]

I put a blue screen of death as the last PowerPoint slide in High School. Teacher almost went apeshit

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

*_REEEEEE_*

[@Nugcon]

bruh

[@elainewilliams8839]

He's too dangerous to be kept alive

[@thwalesproductions]

I have to do this

[@Cliez]

You truly are the voice of a generation. Legend.

[@cell7716]

Damiens laugh sounds like a depressed air horn.

[@elisabethsun7059]

Lol

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

* Australian man appears * Florida man: Finally! A worthy opponent!

[@maximumwolfe9462]

@@aalievanderplaats5406 OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

[@tituswilkinson4911]

GrayStillPlays has entered the chat

[@hemoglobing]

@@tituswilkinson4911 a fellow fan of grey I see

[@tymccormick2512]

@@tituswilkinson4911 im from florida and i can say that grey's definition of florida is very accurate

[@fluffacep]

Florida is just a state in America, Australia is my entire country.

[@Vechoo]

Damien: Australians are the craziest people! Russians: Am I a joke to you?

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Floridians: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

[@superghost_]

South Korea

[@lucariomaster4525]

Florida man: amateurs...

[@the6ix72]

well i dont see why russians would find that offensive

[@doubledare4535]

@@the6ix72 Why? Just why? Why would you comment this?

[@chipbosscostello3904]

Are we going to ignore the fact that Wendy’s just ended that girls whole career 4:03 Edit: since so many of you was talking about my grammar mistake I changed it P.S thx for the likes

[@lazyumbrella4143]

Probably xd BUT WENDY’S SAVAGE

[@kraeulukaenki2111]

Prolly not her hole career. She makes good donuts. But yes her whole career.

[@materdoit5667]

She could still work at Wendy's

[@AshlynLeeThatsMe]

Yeah, Wendy's fucked her asswhole with that one.

[@confusedgrey]

*whole

[@Kathylovesart]

“Paul McCartney-“ Me: **starts singing little miss perfect**

[@Kathylovesart]

@Maria Anghelika H. Ramos Hi!! :)

[@Zander2212]

0:43 Is that a Nokia? I'm surprised the nail went through. Edit: Why, of all things, is this the comment that explodes? (I know its not that big, but I've never had a comment get more than 3 replies)

[@darkpit163]

Probably the newer one

[@chatboulon743]

I'd bet money that phone still works.

[@your_local_fander3702]

100th like!

[@corakowal]

ikr they’re supposedly indestructible

[@wyyung7373]

that’s not a nokia. it’s a diff phone

[@Shaggyenjoyer]

3:52 you don’t know the funniest part about this. This Guy was last seen runing around the streets yelling ”WEE OHHH WEEE OHHH” Holding the light above his head.

[@lilkiwi_7977]

He is now my favorite stranger

[@Shaggyenjoyer]

Jungkookie is sh00kie :)

[@afif5496]

He's the maddest of them all

[@Just-View]

2:14 “I am John A. Australia” (Damien giggles). Next post: “Footage of an Australian guy...” (Breaks into laughs).

[@randominternetuser987]

We found what makes him laugh

[@igothoes2578]

In stand up comedy that kinda specifc situation called callback

[@wardedthorn6523]

@@igothoes2578 Callbacks aren't exclusive to standup or even comedy. They can be used in all kinds of media for various reasons! If you've ever read homestuck, it's basically just a million callbacks and foreshadows tied together with a plot. Which sounds bad, but it works shockingly well?

[@igothoes2578]

@@wardedthorn6523 yeah i know but the thing that makes demien laugh becouese of that perfect situation timing of using the element of callback

[@wieldylattice3015]

13:04 “I am the emissary of death, Spider Man!” -anonymous Brazilian teenager

[@SCP--gr3pd]

Nobody: My brain: if you say “I love it” you either mean IT the movie or the subject you’re talking about

[@idkidkidkidkidkid]

who doesn't love it?

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

@Humm Man 2521

[@Nyctotope]

and that's why english is weird

[@rockhistoria2537]

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma beba

[@youtubepolice3097]

@Humm Man say what

[@gerald2048]

Florida man: sees Australian man Florida man: *finally, a worthy opponent!*

[@zavodila9279]

Our battle shall be legendary!

[@blitz8260]

zuccatak -_- RUSSIAN MAN HAS JOINED THE CHAT

[@titmouse-distribution]

Me: Sees A MaximilianMus Army Member Also Me: *Dislikes His Comment Because The Likes Are Fake*

[@influenza3736]

Serbian Man would like to speak with you.

[@titmouse-distribution]

zuccatak -_-: *Dials 666 To Gain More "Likes" On His "Comment"*

[@Jarringcar]

3:36 I’ve seen this article, he was last seen running around with it screaming weeeeewoooooweeeeewooooo.

[@Jynx_Clunk420]

Thats just us Geordie for you 😂😂 I live really close to Newcastle

[@NotNicot]

This comment is golden

[@weebsan7441]

Now way

[@weebsan7441]

No*

[@megaman8289]

I like your pfp R.I.P 🥺😔

[@Stokanajug]

After watching this video I'm sure someone can confirm Australia is Florida of the world

[@gamercarmen3957]

"They can't stop us all" "But they did" -Me

[@multrealm]

Gamer Carmen Not funny, Didn’t laugh.

[@ietmyself1405]

Depression and sadness sad.

[@macecail]

@@multrealm Here we- here we- here we go... NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH!

[@bendeugron3573]

Detective 1: So... There’s 3 bodies? Detective 2: No there is only two, you can see them infront of you, that sentence doesn’t make any sens... Oh

[@heatherfamularo3440]

6:37 He sounds like chills I’m scared Mom Mommy?

[@thenuanceee]

I guess you got chills

[@thenuanceee]

Sorry ill leave

[@ghoul4352]

Lmao

[@ghoul4352]

@@thenuanceee chills is a youtuber

[@oscarthelemon3161]

@@ghoul4352 his name is just chills chills is a thing that you feel if you're a little scared

[@saltedwounds]

I stoped watching an EmKay video for this, better be worth it.

[@thewarhawk8203]

HMmSt

[@yousef483]

Oh wait that's illegal

[@trash321]

I was watching the last madlads video and went yea boi

[@Catani99]

Stonks

[@leolizard3152]

Naruto

[@galaxyofreesesking2124]

A good comeback to the opening joke: "My dad's single, and you're moms open like a garage door."

[@josuke6131]

"Are we going to do this quote thing here?" -Me, 2019

[@mingpingxie3563]

“[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]” “[Insert Quote Here]”

[@ronaldosantana4300]

@@ream1622 it's a meme

[@josuke6131]

@@ream1622 I'm not him. I'm another person

[@epichistorybyjj]

"Yep!" -Me, 2019

[@charadreemurr5121]

TNT_Yeeter_69 wait lazerbeam did this mod

[@suborgtfo.4433]

Ice cream won't scoop.. Microwaves spoon and burns down the entire home.. *_Absolute madlad_*

[@meow5349]

*Put the spoons in the microwave, And see what happens, my child.*

[@gManGabe]

_Life hack:_ Microwave ovens use a certain type of electro-magnetic wave to produce heat. This can also be used to charge up your phone.

[@chimenglee9916]

im playing legend of zelda when he said lin i was like my time has come edit: Thanks for the likes, this is the most liked comment I have ever posted

[@Just_Another_Hoosier]

No, you wasn't.

[@j_dtruck_4717]

Just Another Hoosier how do you know sir?

[@chimenglee9916]

@@Just_Another_Hoosier bro i like legend of zelda and im in quarantine so I got nothing to do

[@MetalProgramer]

What legend of zelda game?

[@chimenglee9916]

@@MetalProgramer wind waker or breath of the wild

[@JustIce_Mega]

I love EmKay so much when I’m playing games i use it as back-round sometimes it makes me laugh but it makes me more calm instead of punching s hole in my pc when i lose

[@missiontrouble7302]

Bro the green shirt on picture day isn't even that crazy, I wore a green shirt, then wore another green shirt for the retakes.

[@queer-ios3155]

I clap for you 🙌👏

[@twopeople254]

👏👏👏👏

[@craigsirna]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@griffinlathrop]

Why u begging

[@sed8181]

My picture days, there was no green screen, they just used the same background for everyone.

[@hizashiyamada893]

this dude just went from “Chaz, Chad and Cooper” to “Number 15; Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you expect to find on your Burger King-“ in a matter of seconds. i love him.

[@dert2186]

Damian: Australians are the craziest Florida man: am I joke to you

[@vexile12]

Yes Im an Australian

[@rotunda_]

and i'm a floridian. we're pretty crazy

[@demonphysician]

Im your good old Kangaroo living on *dinnerbone* country, my friend eats plastic.

[@dert2186]

Faze Sickens from who? Iknow theirs a guy with like 1k likes with a similar comment but when I saw it I had already posted

[@dert2186]

Faze Sickens then what’s the comment that I “copied” I only did one SIMILAR to another its different meme fromat you dense cabbage

[@reactandgame7215]

6:38 "chills has entered the chat"... like WTFFFFF

[@thatonemoonboy]

❌ The Earth is flat. ❌ The Earth is round. ❌ The Earth is a cube. ❌ The Earth is a donut. ❌ The Earth is a hexagon. ❌ The Earth is a dodecahedron. ✔️ The Earth is a stripe.

[@lordsausage418]

The earth is a d*ck

[@luigiboy72]

strip club*

[@simpledog6682]

*EARTH IS EARTH!*

[@sali3142]

@@simpledog6682 naaah

[@alfonsrasmus4710]

Earth is a cylinder

[@zach2541]

"Yeah england is a joke" * irish music intensifies *

[@demidemi6773]

Irish people: everyone liked that

[@SprinklesIsGamer]

Let me fix that bruv “Yeah England is a joke” * bagpipes has entered the chat *

[@hfclivingston3823]

ItsICY YT the fuck? im scottish i dinne understand or am i being stupid

[@hoodieninja4983]

*Sips tea.*

[@mothersuperior2673]

Me, a welsh-irish: **confused screaming**

[@giligens]

this man can do a legendary impression of chills 6:37

[@anbubu]

6:37 thought Chills took over the voicing for this one part

[@D_LGND]

Same

[@toasse8163]

One reason I don’t join *big* discord servers: If I go for like one second there’s like 40 messages

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

Yeah, same.

[@funky9613]

Say that with a 2 minute slowdown mode

[@slytester1723]

Random Lonk wait are you that person that goes to school in a link costume

[@Altives]

Random Lonk aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@begonethot2545]

Exactly like Jesus Christ on a bike Also we both have retarded link profile pics ayyyy

[@sanchu6335]

Australia; the second Florida. Edit: So i'm eating and I almost spat out everything in my mouth when the news article about the stolen siren came on to the screen

[@totallynotachangedname]

WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@wystrix439]

no, no you didnt almost spit it out

[@mangotree1032]

Florida man was said to die in the raid so Australia man took his place

[@Paper_Cuts]

3:36 Police: *leaves car* Thief: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

I thought you put "theif" instead of "thief" and I was about to correct you until I realised how stupid I was for thinking you said "theif".

[@Paper_Cuts]

@@YourDadsUnclesFriend I’ve typed Theif by accident way to many times so now I try to be extra careful when typing Thief because now my reflexes keep wanting to type theif

[@reynacatrachaelvir9975]

I love that everyone was talking about Area 51 raid in 2019 and know no one talks about it in 2020

[@retardedperson4280]

Me: Hello there Damien: *Starts laughing so hard the whole earth explodes*

[@loxces3906]

I was sitting in class in 6th grade, a teacher got mad at me and said, what is 0 plus 0, I said "How long your relationships last" he wasn't very happy about it.

[@celestetellez1615]

What 6th grade teacher asks what 0 plus 0 is I stopped doing that math in 1st grade

[@daemoniumvenator7099]

Yeah sure buddy......totally believable

[@movementman9777]

Damien be like: **laughing noises**

[@Ede_Rapina]

I'll drink you later

[@TheSpecificOcean.]

ooh. im a little thirsty...

[@TheSpecificOcean.]

@Arctic RJ oh i will

[@emo_weeb_stanie1019]

Truth

[@TheSpecificOcean.]

@Arctic RJ what??

[@who_is_this_3813]

The naruto runner was just practising and I don't think he realised that there was someone filming for the news.

[@gatitagiz2]

Does anyone else hate going to birthdays due to having PTSD of eating to much cake as a kid.

[@DReivenn55]

I'm suprised I don't have that with caffine or energy drinks in some form actually. I literally lowkey blacked out on my dad's floor before dinner one night cause I drank part of a Monster and 2 raspberry Rockstars with no water as a middle schooler all within a 6 hour time span and as it stands I am currently 5'1" and just under a hundred pounds so I was probably really tiny back then. In retrospect I probably could have died lol.

[@stormrugger]

Christopher Rogers *too

[@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop4589]

@Anna Lialine aw, I'm sorry. If I could throw u one I would, but I don't know you. So i can't. Sorry. Ok I'm really awkward how the fuck do i end this comment?

[@legendarymilk7403]

@@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop4589 try saying "The End" after your comment. It always works! The End

[@yuu悦]

pls no ptsd isnt funny

[@lunnith]

When your watching one Emkay video the he post another “🙂”

[@jesussaves2476]

Lunnith 06 you edited the comment and still didn’t fix your grammar lol

[@dragonslayer6309]

Ricarduolingo thats what i thought

[@lunnith]

My grammar is not too good🙃

[@ghostokyl]

@@dragonslayer6309 quiet fortnite kid

[@EthanBuildz]

@@ghostokyl no u

[@silentone2451]

7:40 Damien: THIS MANS USIN' GUCCI SMART SOCKS! Me: Wheres my shotgun. I'ma make it into a medal.

[@michalmindre7248]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy man

[@silentone2451]

@@michalmindre7248 Everything.

[@TheFoolish_Bear]

That guy with the green screen is a HEAD of the game

[@maivogsasom3182]

7:36 Made me laugh so hard I almost died from opening my jaw to wide. *GUCCI SMART SOCKS*

[@AlexCreeper]

I need to know how they did this. I require to know

[@aliyahblidner]

WHAT THE HELL ARE GUCCI SMART SOCKS

[@xyzr_3808]

@@aliyahblidner they are smart socks

[@namjoonsrealwife]

XYZR _3 that are made of gucci

[@greekyogurt2855]

Namjoons Wife • Sope is real that are also smart

[@silentkiller7465]

Emkay: all the stuff that Australians do are crazy Me: it’s the vegemite buddy

[@youtubeuser9496]

6:38 I can't be the only one who thinks he sounded like Chills

[@NlCHOLASTHEPUNISHER]

BECAUSE YOU ARENT I FLIPPED OUT WHEN HE DID

[@Rainbow_Matrix]

I was about to post that as a comment, but decided to check if anyone else noticed. Glad I did.

[@terranova478]

U arent the only one who thinks that

[@idkyes5418]

Those kids who burned down houses: becomes adults Their kid: what did you do as a kid? The adult: well, son I committed arson 16 times.

[@robotchickenpig7730]

Florida Man: I’m going to show this world a whole new level of crazy..... Australian: Hold my shark bong.....

[@joshfortes6773]

"Australia is the most madlad country" Me:welcome to Brazil the place where you will buy a mini capibara anywhere

[@joshfortes6773]

@Boris Simeonov that is real

[@noturno5062]

@Boris Simeonov that's kinda offensive

[@ein23]

@@noturno5062 it semi-is, but, it isn't at the same time, because the lower places in brazil are shit holes (although if someone finds this offensive, i apologize), but, they need to just stop, completely, the brazilian gangs, and cartels are shitty there, and you can, and i mean it, get shot in the back of the head, and your body ends up in a shallow grave.

[@Sal-ik5wq]

@@noturno5062 Mas é verdade kkk

[@demonicbicycle666]

also the country where a chick tried to take a selfie with a pitbull but ends up being attacked, her dad tries to help but throws a brick at her head which caused her to pass out

[@Nathan-ci2kf]

Day 16 of asking Damien to make a video on r/imsorryjon

[@toastinvietnam7914]

Wait dont-

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

Echo thanks for reminding of hecc

[@AaronScottYT]

I hope no

[@diamondsniper6060]

Why just why

[@emutv4100]

what is r/imsorryjon about

[@mother722]

6:37 sounds like chills

[@masterof4elements826]

If he didn't chant "wee woo" as he walked away with the police light, then he isn't a real madlad

[@one3448]

he did that news article says that he said “NEE NAA NEE NAA” while running down the streets

[@masterof4elements826]

@@one3448 Sweet

[@Netherwolf6100]

@@one3448 Honestly if I were a cop I don't think I'd arrest him. That's a level of badass crazy I wouldn't want to get anywhere near. Like a lion, best watched from afar.

[@sirius-rb7ts]

sweet

[@sirius-rb7ts]

sweet

[@meeelatonin7760]

Spent half of third grade convincing my class I was a time traveler from 2038. Told em there would be a lot of bad stuff happening in 2020. *I wa right*

[@sainshringlangthasa6941]

r/thathappened

[@heinoustentacles5719]

@@sainshringlangthasa6941 It did happen! She's a time traveler from 2038!!!!!!

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

@@sainshringlangthasa6941 you're the type of dude to ask the cashier at sobeys if they accept reddit karma

[@jortr.]

Winter Silas y-yo-your th- the kinda d-dude tha-that poops to o-own pants hehe

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

@@jortr. "That poops to own pants" Dude, I could sooner ask a moose to get off the road then read that correctly

[@JP.calamity]

I *cannot* be the only one who hears Damien’s voice and emotionally *knows* that he is a handsome man.

[@ColinCartoons]

Pfft! The earth isn’t round! It’s Egg shaped!

[@elliswtf]

Why can I imagine Damien in a grave doing this: *laugh noises*

[@buggylul]

"CCTV appeal after theif steals lights from police car" Me: Florida man!

[@confus.d]

69 likes grats

[@buggylul]

@@confus.d wait... im a snitch

[@Dex_Napalm]

"THIS MAN'S USIN' GUCCI SMART SOCKS!"

[@winkelmannfamily6558]

7:41

[@NoWayAroundIt_]

“HE’S ASCENDED!”

[@abritishguy7295]

3:45 its Newcastle its happened before, its probably happening now and it will happen again

[@beanybushjr.7021]

9:40 The sound he makes was so random I had to listen for 5 whole minutes. My parents thought I was high. This made me laugh more than this freaking video. I'm still rewinding to hear that dang sound.

[@biggsydaboss3410]

Me & my son both love watching EmKay. He's 13 & I'm 40.

[@cmoderemo2822]

Hope you are not from alabama... jkjk

[@WolfyRed]

@@cmoderemo2822 XD XD

[@wolfyfx5323]

*lel*

[@biggsydaboss3410]

@@cmoderemo2822 It's cool :)

[@cmoderemo2822]

@@biggsydaboss3410 nice to hear : )

[@ghostyplays4049]

Me: *goes to American school and cant make any friends* Also me: Im australian *Everyone has sent you a friend request* Edit- OMG IVE NEVER GOTTEN SO MANY LIKES!!!!

[@user-nk5wy7po9q]

ooʇ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ɯᴉ ɥɐǝ⅄

[@ssvddsvd]

@@user-nk5wy7po9q ok 🌏

[@Janet_vonda]

@Janne Borlin It took me a second to get that joke 😂😂

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

STEVE IRWIN

[@ayupflo]

sǝᴉssnɐ llɐʎ puɐʇsɹǝpun uɐɔ ! puɐ ᴉʍᴉʞ ɯᴉ ᴉɥ

[@markoko27]

Florida man: Haha! Finally a worthy opponent! Australian man: G-day ma- Australian man: Help me!

[@joshuaz8185]

When KZbin notifications don’t remind you on time: Well yes but no.

[@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop4589]

When you don't turn on notifications on KZbin at all because you'll get the the videos when you have time and don't wanna be told every time a youtuber posts a video.

[@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop4589]

@Oxi Clean to which I replied with something that I thought was funny as well.

[@peeblekitty5780]

6:37 That impression was really good... suspiciously good... Say, why don't you read out Burger King Foot Lettuce for us?

[@harrisonglenn6204]

6:40 fun fact: that's actually a thing that happened. "Zaireeka" by The Flaming Lips was made to be played on 4 CD players or turntables across 4 discs of completely different tracks and hitting play at the same time. It did not go well

[@imdeadinside953]

Off topic but am i the only person who finds Damien's voice soothing and can fall asleep to literally any EmKay video-

[@denimrhames7598]

Love you Damien! Been with you on the road to one mil and im so happy you finally made it! (joining the disc as well)

[@kaitlinwhite4918]

Omg, he actually sounded like Josh when he yelled "spherical!"

[@sinfulwrath666]

Does anyone besides me has their own version of Damien while narrating even though you already know his face?

[@IrishSoupCan]

To me he looks like a lanky dude with long blonde hair, a nose that has been broken, acne scars, and has a guitar in a band

[@Frudge]

Emkay always makes my day when they laugh at things.

[@helmethead3002]

My dad once tried to fire a beer can out of a spud gun and it exploded

[@jambo6817]

Happens the time

[@thebloxsmith-minecraftmore4484]

The gun or can

[@supergalaxydayton6004]

This is America

[@isaiahmoore1114]

12:57 The man just shows up running at him like Uganda knuckles yelling "I'M GONNA EAT YOU'RE KIDS"

[@tenelum9865]

“And as always, I’ll be seein’ ya” never gets old!

[@Kai-1138]

Flat earthers, round earthers, and globe earthers can all agree on one thing:THE EARTH IS NOT A DIAMOND

[@zenpaialt9265]

Factual